#pls let me just show him the stupidest shit ever

[simply-ewok]

simon riley hates seeing those dumb videos that pop up on everyone’s phone. they’re addictive. filled with nonsense and ads. and then you tell him you’ve lost hours to them scrolling on a single app? no. what the fuck do you mean, lass? he hates when you press him to “just look, si! pleeeaasee, see?” and it takes him forever to even amuse you by glancing briefly at your screen, only to see a picture to music of two bottles (ketchup and mustard) with the caption “us” below it. and the first time he responds with a blank stare at you, but while he shakes his head as he walks away even he would hate to admit that he smiled… time goes by and you show him another odd reel here and there, him always playing the unapproving lieutenant, before eventually, you notice he’s asking you “what’s tha’ one wi’ the two cats again?” or “i like tha’ one of th’ dog”, and you can’t help but giggle, knowing full well what you accomplished.

it evolves to the point of you sharing your brain rot memes with him and you’re able to hear a stifled chuckle from beneath his mask, despite his efforts to hide it.

[sludgewolf]

👉👈 hey! Feel free to ignore if you arent up for it but do you think you wanna try doing some hcs for Dave strider with an autistic s/o? Especially one who has trouble understanding their own emotions (alexithymia), kinda takes things literally, and has a special interest in bugs (specifically ants and isopods) thank you so much in advance! ♡♡♡

No, I am writting this hc!! Just be aware that I have ADHD not autism, so pls tell me if I got anything wrong or you want smt fixed and I hc Dave being half japanese, Bro raising him with some of the culture as well as the Strider charm (I'm just saying this bc there's a small part that won't make sense without that info)

Disclaimer: do not copy, repost, take or feed to AI or NFTs anything I post

Masterlist

Dave x Autistic!Reader

Actually x btw

Dave used to just ignore his emotions so he never ended up learning how to deal or understand them until recently

so he understands you to some degree and helps you whenever you ask him to

and if you think you'd rather talk to someone else he takes you to Rose since she was the one to help him for the most part, the other part was Karkat but his though love approach isn't for everyone

Dave tones down on the sarcasm while talking to you, especially when not joking

Egbert now takes a double dose of the patented Strider Sarcasm™

poor idiot doesn't know what's coming their way

Still there's a learning curve for both of you

Dave doesn't do it on purpose, but sometimes forgets that you take things literally and he runs his mouth

going from tangent to tangent until things don't make sense anymore

at times starting to talk having no idea where he's taking things and discovering it only after he already said it

confusing you both and making you ask him if he's serious

to which he immediately cuts himself off and apologizes as if he just kicked a puppy

sometimes kneeling down to properly apologize is he takes things too far

If you have a collection of insects he is eager to see it

the first time you visited his room he immediately dragged you to his shelf to show you some sick bugs he has on amber or preserved in alcohol

Dave then listens attentively as you tell him about what kind of bug it is and what's their niche in the food chain

once you're done he tells you about how he found it behind the toiled after hearing Bro scream like a baby from getting spooked by it

If you have an ant farm or a bioactive enclosure with roly-polies and springtails Dave will practically beg you to let him feed them

just be careful since he will try to feed them pizza or some old candy he found in his pocket

and instead of water he'll give them apple juice thinking it's way better because he's watering and feeding them at the same time

You have to explain that that's the weirdest and stupidest idea you ever heard, but you sometimes let him put a drop of Aj in a bottle cap as a treat to your bugs

Congrats, you're the new target of his long and winded monologues

but you're more than expected to do it back to him

please tell him about deep sea isopods and the freak sizes they grow into, please tell him about the new hobby you've just started

Just talk to him

he craves your attention and company as much as he craves your touch, shit is unreal

[kittydripuwu]

♡. - bf!gojo headcannons

+ pairing - gojo satoru x reader

+ word count - 2000+

+ cw - gojo satoru. warning. fluff and smutty stuff <3

+ a/n: HI this took me too long to write but here <3

SFW

- he is so fucking ANNOYING like actually this dude is a fucking menace to society

- shows you he likes you by teasing you <3 he absolutely loves to annoy the fuck out of you and make you all flustered and blushie for him

- super straight up with asking you out, cuz he knows he's hot and like let's be honest who wouldn't wanna be with him tf

- super duper playful person so prepare for one HELL of a relationship. he's like a little angel and devil and the same fucking time.

- loves spas? he will go to spas with you and get massages w u.

- rich ass danger to society. will take you out on the most creative and fancy dates like he'll take you absolutely anywhere you want to go

- even though he's cocky as fuck and kinda selfish (sorry it's true) he will treat you like an absolute princess

- spoils the FUCK out of you. you want something? you don't even have to ask you've got it.

- takes you on expensive vacations and trips because once again hes RICH and likes the beach.

- takes so many random pictures of you? like you can be sitting on the couch doing nothing or taking a nap and he'll just take pictures of you. OH AND he has the absolute worst pics of you too oml he WILL tease u about how u look in them constantly

- really really really nosy. u can't hide anything from him cuz he'll end up finding out somehow if you do

- that also goes for you if you're sad, he will instantly know if something is off with you and honey he doesn't take no for an answer so you will be forced to tell him what's wrong and you wont be able to leave his arms from the rest of the day after that

- love language pt1 -gifts. like i said, he spoils you, so anytime you guys get into a fight or anything, he'll buy you something to make up for it

- love language pt2 - physical touch. clingy ass man who just wants to cuddle and hug you and hold ur hand and kiss u and ugh so cute

- MAN CHILD. dude he may be the strongest sorcerer but he's so fucking stupid sometimes. so please help this man out when he needs it

- really likes being taken care of. sometimes six eyes can be a lot for him to handle and his ability can really wear him down so please hold him and play w his hair and give him kisses cuz he needs it sometimes <3

- really bad at communicating his feelings at the start. he hates being vulnerable and seeming weak so there will be some issues with communication until you basically force it out of him. like pls show him it's okay for him to vulnerable sometimes

- stupidest and most obnoxious pet names for you along w the classic ones obvi. he'll call you shit like "sugar muffin cupcake" or just "baby" OOh also loves using "kitten, puppy, bunny" cuz pet kink (we'll get into that in the nsfw section)

- has no idea what personal space is. will sit in the bathroom while you shower, always be in the same room as you, CONSTANTLY touching you.

- cannot go w out holding your hand in public cuz like everyone needs to know you're his.

- and w that he's very very very possessive. like you're his property, he's yours. he won't let ANYONE else touch you ever.

- a BITER. he fucking bites??? like this lil shit is so hostile he will actually bite you out of nowhere cuz he feels like it

- takes up the whole bed when sleeping and will deny it when you confront him about it.

- also a super deep sleeper like this man is IMPOSSIBLE TO WAKE UP ugh

- just jump on him to wake him up <3

- but also loves to fall asleep with you in his arms <3 he jus wants to protec you n make u feel safe (but he won't tell you that)

- FINDS ways to annoy you, it's a whole game to him, just purposely trying random pranks and doing strange things to see what ticks you off

- will then proceed to tease you about it

- always wins pillow fights. don't even try babe. you won't win.

- really bad at cooking. like terrible. like don't let him near a kitchen. he'll always just get you guys takeout instead

- SHOWS YOU OFF. he's such a bragger but also the second he sees someone lookin at you a lil too closely, they are done for.

- ok this one may be debatable but i feel like gojo would actually be a good driver when he's not fucking around on the road for his own fun. like c'mon please control this man and stop him from going like 100 over the fucking speed limit cause he thinks he's such a "risk taker"

- hand on ur thigh while driving. maybe he's also teasing you. and also constantly pulls over to make out or fuck if this is one of those night drives.

- also drives a really expensive car cuz once again, RICH ASS DANGER TO SOCIETY.

- absolutely loses it when you wear his clothes he thinks its so fucking cute cuz he's so big n tall and they fit so baggy on you its adorable to him

- if he starts talking he actually will not be able to shut the fuck up because that's simply something gojo satoru does not know how to do so like please kiss him to shut him up if he talks too much pls and thanks <3

- the least DRY texter on this planet, this dude will send you the most confusing and hilarious text messages

- makes you befriend his students because everyone needs to know who you are and gojo wants to show you off and also wants his students to be friends with his girlfriend

NSFW UNDER THE CUT 

- meow purrr hes so sEXIE

- domain expands you lol

- to start. KING OF CONSENT!! will make sure you're okay the full way through.

- switch switch switch switch.

- w obvi a dom lean cuz i mean have you seen him this man is a fucking tree and he's strong >:)

- only switch when he's lazy or wants to try something new but most of the time he will dominate you. sorry hon i don't make the rules but we're talking mostly dom gojo here

- knows what he's fucking doing. all the time. he's super experienced it's kinda annoying sometimes like wtf gojo why are u so good at everything you do.

- please ruin me gojo <3

- anyways

- call him daddy please

- he's a fucking tease and a half this man does not care where you are, who you're with, what you're doing, he will fucking tease you and get you all hot and bothered.

- this goes hand in hand with him dragging you to the nearest bathroom or empty room and fucking you right then and there because gojo just can't hold back.

- whispers filthy things in your ear at the most inconvenient times. thanks gojo.

- goes MAD when you moan his name.

- "don't hold back those pretty moans of yours baby, make as much noise as you want for daddy"

- likes referring to you as little because size kink goes hard with him. i mean. he's like. 6'3 or 6'7 idk he's fucking tall and hot either way.

- "my good little girl doing so well for me"

- also likes to see his cock in your belly, and press his hand on it to feel how deep and good he's fucking you

- PUSSY ENTHUSIAST. really likes eating you out.

- praise and degradation go hand in hand with this man. will praise you so much and so well if you're really good for him, but the second you disobey it's all degrading from here on out sweetie.

- he can pull a "you're doing so good for me kitten, yeah just like that baby"

- or a "you're nothing but my little whore for me to use and fuck when i want, understand slut?"

- LIKE?? OK GOJO DEGRADE ME

- brat tamer asf. be a little brat? get bent over his lap and get fucked like one right after. simple.

- CRUEL with punishments. so so so mean but he'll be so nice to you while punishing you sometimes just to confuse you and make you lose your fucking MIND.

- makes you take it like a good girl. take whatever he's giving you. and ik you wont say no because if ur reading this far you clearly want gojo to ruin you too baby, its okay ik. me too.

- puts his blindfold on you nnnghhh

- sometimes ties ur hands with it too

- on the topic of blindfolds, gojo LOVES torturing you with all kinds of toys. this man will use all kinds of shit to tease you and have as much fun as he can pushing you to your limit <3

- sadistic fuck lowkey like did yall see the way he ripped jogo's head off in the anime dude he will take his time to leave some pain marks on you (if ur into it obvi)

- loves restraining your hands absolutely LOVES when you're fully submissive for him and have no way to stop anything hes doing to you

- big fan of edging and overstimulation. once again these 2 go hand in hand. (that's just how things go with gojo).

- gojo can go on with edging you for hours (one of his fav punishments for you) until you're literally begging on your hands AND knees to cum

- and then he'll let you. but then comes the overstim. good luck baby. you'll need it.

- LOVES LOVES LOVES to finger you holy shit have you seen his long ass fingers

- would make you sit on his lap when both of you get home from work and tell you about his day while he fingers you. he'd start with one finger to throw you off guard, and then slip another one in as you continue talking. "what was that baby? i couldn't hear you" he'd say as he would SLOWLY thrust his fingers into you. and by the time you're all incoherent and begging him to cum, he'll simply pull out and say "cmon sugar, from the top. we're going to keep doing this until i hear everything, and you learn to speak clearly". fucker. you'll be so frustrated by the end.

- sometimes fucks you in his domain. cause he has full control and can do anything to you. god he loves being in CONTROL.

- big cockwarming enthusiast. likes to have you cockwarm him while yall be wtachin a movie or smthn. good luck taking his FAT COCK. you'll be crying by the end cause he gives no mercy.

- likes trying new shit. he's literally open to almost anything and actually likes trying new kinks and things cause he thinks it "really spices things up". he's not wrong

- LOVES roleplay. especially teacher x student. he finds that shit really hot. mainly because he is an actual teacher. and you may be his student. he'll make you wear a little short skirt and spank you with a ruler.

- now let me begin. PET KINK.

- makes you keep your mouth open when he fucks you because he adores the way your eyes roll to the back of your head and how lewd you look with your mouth hanging open and drooling like a puppy.

- fucking adores to call you kitten, puppy, bunny, those sorts of nicknames. i mentioned this in sfw. but gojo has a pet kink. you cannot change my mind.

- has a collection of collars with his initials on it. they're all different colors, usually to match your lingerie or clothes. and they have matching leashes.

- makes you wear ears too awh

- WILL MAKES YOU CRAWL TO HIM AND SIT ON YOUR KNEES IN FRONT OF HIM WEARING ONLY THE COLLAR, LEASH AND EARS

- also has handcuffs n ropes to match the colour

- COLOUR CODES EVERYTHING TF

- SPITS IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH TOO

- dirty dirty dirty mf

- teaches you tricks <3

- "good kitten"

- constant reminders that he owns you.

- "and who do you belong to baby?"

- oh and he makes you add "sir" at the end of anything you say

- fuck you gojo ur so fucking hot and annoying and stupid i hate you please ruin me

[reluctanx]

𝘽𝙉𝙃𝘼 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝘿𝘾𝘼𝙉𝙊𝙉 >> CLASS 1-B. || Fem!s/o

𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙎 𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙇𝙐𝘿𝙀𝘿: neito monoma, itsuka kendo, sen kaibara, ibara shiozaki, tetsutetsu tetsutetsu, reiko yanagi, setsuna tokage

𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙂 (𝙎) : n/a [?]

-Neito Monoma

!! 🧺 | he’s actually very sweet, just a bit playful with you

!! 🧺 | he cracks joke just to make you laugh because your smile means EVERYTHING to him

!! 🧺 | i’m pretty sure he’s a nerd at color theory and would ALWAYS point out how beautiful your eyes are. even if it has a darker shade, he just knows that it’s a beautiful color that he loves so much

!! 🧺 | he doesn’t let other people touch his bunnies besides kendo, you may also be the exception

!! 🧺 | overly dramatic because he knows you can’t possibly, truly handle his bullshit

!! 🧺 | his teenager crush on you is so adorable, because he’s always in denial. or refuses to admit he have a crush on you

!! 🧺 | seeing that you’re not comparing him to a villain because of his quirk, wether it’s a joke or not. you automatically gain a part of his trust and respect. deadass

!! 🧺 | he bullies people for a reason, and you better deal with that

!! 🧺 | very argumentative, trying to fight with him with controversial topics is useless

!! 🧺 | LET. HIM. TOUCH. YO. HAIR………. pls

!! 🧺 | even if he tries, he can’t keep up late at night. HE WILL fall asleep, so sometimes you’ll be left on read accidentally-

!! 🧺 | when texting… he’s a total different person omg

!! 🧺 | no because if your seat is next to his, he will pass you the answers for the math exam.. (don’t lie, i know you’re a total dogshit at this subject. )

!! 🧺 | he’s a real big fan of Vlad king so you better be prepared seeing some of his merch in his closet

!! 🧺 | seeing you in his clothes makes him feel weird. he’ll try to make fun of you but he’s just really flustered to look at cha’ i swear

!! 🧺 | it’s rare to see him swear, so when he do so.. dear god..

!! 🧺 | HE DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR BODY SHAPE, SIZE OR WHATEVER, HE LOVES YOU THE WAY YOU ARE AND HE WILL REMIND YOU THAT

!! 🧺 | “you love me o’ sooo much it makes you look stupid.”

!! 🧺 | “don’t tell kendo about this, but i like you. for real.”

!! 🧺 | pronouns first with this man, pronouns = priority, pronouns respected. period.

!! 🧺 | he would be such a simp for you..

!! 🧺 | not obsessive or possesive, per se just jealous in a healthy way

!! 🧺 | “i’m literally a low quality version of bakugo.”

!! 🧺 | THEATRICAL, AS FUCK.

-Itsuka Kendo

!! 🧸 | SHE’S LITERALLY A SWEET HEART *SOBS SOBS*

!! 🧸 | she acts like your big sister sometimes.

!! 🧸 | she’s so shy and intimidated when she gets to date you bro..

!! 🧸 | your hero name? your hero costume? gives no shit, she find everything about you AMAZING.

!! 🧸 | you’re the little spoon, don’t prove me wrong, you’re the little spoon

!! 🧸 | she finds you so cute (especially if you have chubby cheeks, cause like uuuUhhh…)

!! 🧸 | she dresses you up when ya’ll get a girl days

!! 🧸 | she doesn’t know how to cook, depending on your cooking skills; either you get to cook or ya’ll order sum shit idk

!! 🧸 | she have a whole romantic cottagecore playlist dedicated for you whenever she thinks about you i swear.

!! 🧸 | you participates in her activity of : “knocking-down-neito-whenever-hes-been-an-ass”

!! 🧸 | can’t even afford to scold you the first time ya’ll meet, you’re so beautiful *sob sob*

!! 🧸 | if you’re in a social group space, you’re her favourite person, ya’ll are the duo of the friend group

!! 🧸 | “can’t sleep? that’s okay me too.”

!! 🧸 | picky, very picky eater. ya’ll may have trouble ordering something.

!! 🧸 | you’re the ticklish person, she’s the tickler. if you’re not, she’ll helplessly try to tickle you..-

!! 🧸 | “SPIDER, SPIDER!!”

!! 🧸 | your luck booster, i stg

!! 🧸 | she likes seeing you with fake cat ears, you look so adorable in her perspective

!! 🧸 | “LET’S WATCH A DISNEY MOVIE!!”

!! 🧸 | fast typer when texting.

!! 🧸 | you’re her angel, you are.

!! 🧸 | wants to be a make-up artist somedays.. so you better be ready and prepare to be a mannequin.

!! 🧸 | “you’re so weird *faces you* you’re so weird.”

!! 🧸 | 256 HOURS LONG OF TALK AND CHATS WHEN SHE ENCOUNTERS A LONG TIME FRIEND AT THE MALL

!! 🧸 | she wants to be a princess, your princess

!! 🧸 | SAY THAT YOU LOVE HER HAIR AND SHE WILL FLUSH

!! 🧸 | “why are you so pretty 🥺’

!! 🧸 | cottagecore lesbians :)

!! 🧸 | holding your hands + kisses + pecks on the lips, physical affection <<<<<<<<

!! 🧸 | gives you her stuffies, trust me she have LOADS of stuffies

!! 🧸 | BLUSHES SO HARD WHEN YOU WEAR HER CLOTHES

Sen Kaibara

!! 📢 | you don’t understand, the amount of love he holds for you is HUGE!

!! 📢 | fairly confident when he’s fighting by your side, you give him confidence..

!! 📢 | bad habits to compare your beauty with his

!! 📢 | trying to make him blush? oh honey, you don’t have to try once you have a relationship with him..

!! 📢 | his smile <<<<<<<<<<<<<

!! 📢 | usually quiet but tends to be talkative ONLY to you

!! 📢 | his heart beats faster and faster when you get close to him, but his face says 😐

!! 📢 | “kiss me already, dummy”

!! 📢 | really likes anime actually, ya’ll watch animes or read mangas sometimes :)

!! 📢 | *strokes strokes, scrubs scrubs your hair gently*

!! 📢 | thinks you look so cute in his clothes but doesn’t mention it

!! 📢 | secretly tries to get one of the things you crave for (an item, celebrity’s autograph idk sum shit)

!! 📢 | mockery against you? not on his watch.

!! 📢 | his love language is physical touch *sobs sobs*

!! 📢 | rubs your hand gently to calm you down when you feel anxious

!! 📢 | old times french love songs of edith piaf is his jam..

!! 📢 | hopeless romantic :c

!! 📢 | insecure? not on his watch,

!! 📢 | gives you his juice box to you and only to you

!! 📢 | you’re his first kiss

!! 📢 | BEST HUG GIVER

!! 📢 | the type to put your hair behind your ears

!! 📢 | “you’re my everything..”

!! 📢 | KISSES YOUR CHEEKS INTENSIVELY

!! 📢 | loves to feel euphoric, you make him euphoric

!! 📢 | you get the blower during summer lmao

!! 📢 | buys you loads of icecreams during summer

!! 📢 | go to the heater side during winter, right now, right here.

!! 📢 | everything you ask somethinh, he’ll answer instantly

!! 📢 | want something? dont worry, sen gotchu’

!! 📢 | SIMP

!! 📢 | wants to be someone truly meaningful to you

!! 📢 | you make him feel special for doing literally nothing

!! ���� | he loves you, so so much.

Ibara Shiozaki

!! 🌱| literally the momo yaoyorazu of class 1-b but more theatrical

!! 🌱| you kinda just already knew that she have a preference for girls

!! 🌱| “mo- mother nature? what kind of silly things are you spouting out of that mouth of yours…”

!! 🌱| you are literally babied by her

!! 🌱| good baker and easily make your favorite dish/dessert

!! 🌱| you’re her top priority, and she carefully pays attention to you. deadass, she’s the type to wipe your mouth with her favorite tissue while she’s talking about a serious matter with her teamates bro

!! 🌱| she’s such a nerd in the rom-com industry, and gets pretty shy when you proceed to do something that is similar to a scene about one of her few rom-com movies. (ex: kadebon)

!! 🌱| she laughs so easily..

!! 🌱| “you’re so precious.”

!! 🌱| she showed all the symptoms of “crushing” back then, and you already knew that.

!! 🌱| everytime you hype her up, she smiles widely

!! 🌱| she’s so gift giving, she can’t leave you without giving you a gift first

!! 🌱| all the gifts you gave her stays safe and sound in her room

!! 🌱| “i might never be your hero, but i’ll be the winner of your heart.”

!! 🌱| she wants you to wear her clothes so ya’ll can match :)

!! 🌱| she’s quite wealthy, so she buys you some expensive gifts that reminds her of you

!! 🌱| always wrap her arms around you everywhere

!! 🌱| teases you but a lot

!! 🌱| she likes to do gardening stuff with you

!! 🌱| full knowledge on plants, every flowers she offers you was because of a characteristic that reminds her of you

!! 🌱| her efforts to be committed in your relationship is so visible

!! 🌱| always slips a little ‘I love you” everydays

!! 🌱| your love, affection and attention is enough to repay her for her consistent efforts.

!! 🌱| gets easily jealous but tries to hide it, but you obviously can tell due to her uncontrollable blush

!! 🌱| as she is so gift giving, you’ll try to argue with her saying she doesn’t need to give her this much gifts

!! 🌱| she gets overwhelmed when you make out of an exam/mission

!! 🌱| loves to give you a head massage while reading a book

!! 🌱| come and stargaze with her >:|

!! 🌱| kisses the back of your hand

!! 🌱| show you off when she have the chance to

!! 🌱| compared to what you may have assumed, she puts a lot of trust in her words when showin’ you off.

!! 🌱| “everyday and everynight, you make me happy just by thinking of your silly little face.”

!! 🌱| HELPS YOU WITH HOMEWORK

!! 🌱| SLEEPOVERS!!

!! 🌱| she felt insecure about her hair, so the fact that you had he audacity to pet her head made her fall inlove with you.

!! 🌱| gets genuinely confused when you laugh at her dramatic behavior

!! 🌱| her humor is kinda bad, so she may laugh at the stupidest thing ever

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu

!! 🦈| oh boy, everything would be so wild with him

!! 🦈| you cannot leave the room without giving him a hug first

!! 🦈| awkward, like really

!! 🦈| “you’re the most coolest— beautifulest—…uuh.. person!”

!! 🦈| doesn’t academically succeed a lot, but puts a lot of efforts in his works. every praises you give him makes him smile

!! 🦈| makes you laugh without him knowing

!! 🦈| please, he probably starts to laugh when you start talking too fast because he doesn’t understand-

!! 🦈| in summer, he turns his arms into steel so you can grip against it (since steel is usually cold)

!! 🦈| probably have adhd

!! 🦈| loves to caress your cheeks

!! 🦈| sometimes kisses your little fingers for fun

!! 🦈| buddies to lover trope :D

!! 🦈| uses kaomoji than emojis

!! 🦈| his favorite song is teenage dirtbag

!! 🦈| he requires a good listener as his s/o, because he is a very talkative person and bring numerous topics and persons at the same time when talking to him

!! 🦈| “you’re extra-beautiful..”

!! 🦈| offers a fish related plushie

!! 🦈| shows off his abs for you

!! 🦈| two dumb hoes doing shit trope

!! 🦈| “you kinda remind me of an otter..?

!! 🦈| “wanna be a teenage dirtbag with me?”

!! 🦈| he calls you the popular girl of the school for a reason.. 😭

!! 🦈| calls you tetsutetsu junior when you wear his clothes

!! 🦈| openly admit that ya’ll are in a relationship to everyone

!! 🦈| is actually ticklish himself-

!! 🦈| loves to kiss your forehead

!! 🦈| loves to point out how cute you are

!! 🦈| definitely introduces you to fatgum and kirishima

!! 🦈| he can’t really came up with a petname.. so he’ll give you stupid ones

!! 🦈| as you can tell, he’s clearly not experienced but he tries, for you :)

!! 🦈| okay but power couple

!! 🦈| “if you steal the blankets, i am about to put my cold feets on you.”

!! 🦈| gets out of hands when he’s too excited

!! 🦈| gives you back hugs when you’re not feeling well

!! 🦈| best caregiver 🥺

!! 🦈| adores you

!! 🦈| play games with you :)

!! 🦈| sends you stupid note under the door whenever you’re taking a shit-

Reiko Yanagi

!! 👻|| you managed to get on her soft side when you told her that she wasn’t weird in any ways

!! 👻|| very quiet and patient with you

!! 👻|| really doesn’t wish to disturb or scare you, but she can’t let go of you — you were so nice

!! 👻|| when you tease her.. she’s a blushing mess

!! 👻|| you’re the only person she hangs most of her time with

!! 👻||she thinks that you’re so, so cool.

!! 👻|| doesn’t know how to react to all of your compliments, just knows how to cuddle

!! 👻|| she makes you listen to her favorite genre of music

!! 👻|| she tries her best to make your relationship with her dynamic as possible!

!! 👻|| with that say, praising is one of her top quality

!! 👻|| as much as she doesn’t know how to handle your praise, she can slap you back with her

!! 👻||”hey.. how abour we kiss? uh- um.. if- if you want to.”

!! 👻|| is actually a good kisser-

!! 👻|| her only way to calm you down was to kiss you when you get overwhelmed

!! 👻|| reiko is a really good listener and would literally listen to your 5 hours long story as she stare at you the whole time

!! 👻|| when you mention that her bags were really cool… good job bro, now she loves you

!! 👻|| SHE’S SO CLINGY, LIKE REALLY CLINGY

!! 👻|| unexpectedly good in video games

!! 👻|| “w-whoa.. i didn’t expected you to wear my clothes..you look adorable..”

!! 👻|| gets truly passionate when talking about paranormal facts

!! 👻|| she loves to play with the strands of your hair

!! 👻|| quality time <<<<<<<<

!! 👻|| would always remind you how beautiful you are

!! 👻|| once you have her sweater wrapped around your body, it’s officially yours now because she says so

!! 👻|| soft spokesperson with you bro..

!! 👻|| seems more confident when texting

!! 👻|| she loves taking pictures of you

!! 👻|| she probably wanted to make you visit the beach during the sunset

!! 👻|| she’s so proud of you..

!! 👻|| “oh, you deserve all of the praises of the world.”

!! 👻|| can’t even look at you in the eyes,, you’re so CUTE!!

!! 👻|| never leave you alone, never will or would

!! 👻|| always grips on your shirt so that you don’t get to be lost in a mission

!! 👻|| regularly checks up on you

!! 👻|| gives you LOADS of snacks during lunch

Setsuna Tokage

!! 🐊| COMMITTED IN THE RELATIONSHIP

!! 🐊| literally takes you out everywhere on ya’ll date

!! 🐊| don’t be shy, skateboard with her

!! 🐊| literally asks to be partnered up with you during the sport festivals

!! 🐊| will do everything for you

!! 🐊| have a reptile pet, you’re the only person knowing about that

!! 🐊| CHERISH YOU UNTIL SHE DIES

!! 🐊| “my sweet sweet pumpkin pie!”

!! 🐊| “let me kiss you until you can’t handle me anymore, darling.”

!! 🐊| she loves snuggling to your neck and leave soft kisses

!! 🐊| eyes contact is important

!! 🐊| you’re her favourite person

!! 🐊| ya’ll be ruining your sleep schedule for each other

!! 🐊| you guys always wear something that matches with the other (a hat, item, shirt.. etc.)

!! 🐊| setsuna announces her relationship with you to the class as if she proposed to you in a mariage

aight ya’ll, bye!

[louiseleblancdiggory]

Trick, treats, bets

31 Days of Spooktober

Day 11/31

Prompt: “Scaring the kids? You already do that without a mask” brycehunt pls (i'm asking this one bc of you)

Bryce both loved and hated Halloween.

She loved the costumes, the whole spooky vibes. The candy promotions were amazing, and the Devil’s Night parties were even better. But she also hated the—

Her thoughts were interrupted by the thing the hated the most. Bryce grunted, getting up and grabbing the bag of candy sitting by her side. It’s not that she hated the kids that came to her apartment for candy, she herself had done it throughout her childhood and adolescence, she just hated needing to get up all the goddamn time unless she wanted spray paint on her door or toilet paper glued to it.

She thought about leaving a bowl outside and letting the kids grab it, but it always ended up with a single boy taking the whole thing, not only making Bryce need to get up all the time during the night nonetheless, but it also forced her to buy a new bowl on the following day.

Plastering a smile on her face, Bryce opened the door, looking at the pack of children in front of her.

“Trick-or-treats!” They all said in unison, some voices muffled by their masks. Bryce’s smile turned genuine, and she started handing out the candy. As they received their candies, the kids said a quick thanks, moving to the other apartment across the hall.

Bryce prayed that he wasn’t at home, that he, like any other adult, had gone to some Halloween party. She had planned on, but her shift started so early on the following morning that she just gave up the idea, celebrating only Devil’s Night. Unfortunately, her prayers were not heard because a second later, the red door across from hers opened, a gigantic figure taking up all the threshold space. He was in his usual black pants and black shirt, a Scream mask covering his face.

Upon seeing the mask, some kids screamed, some kids laughed and most did both. They repeated the same phrase they had said moments ago to her, and so he started handing out candy.

Incapable of holding herself back, Bryce smirked ironically, leaning against her door frame. “Scaring the kids? You already do that without a mask, Hunt.”

As he always did when Bryce teased him, Hunt’s head snapped up, and she could almost see his eyes narrowing under the Scream mask.

The thing about her neighbor was plain and simple.

She fucking despised him.

Always had, even though Danika would usually point out that it was only Bryce’s stubbornness talking too loudly. Her roommate actually liked their neighbor, and that sometimes meant that Bryce had to arrive to see Hunt and Dani talking on the hallway as if they were friends. Bryce supposed they were, but she’d never admit that her best friend was friends with him.

Dani hadn’t been there when Bryce first moved their shit in. She had been traveling with her excuse of a mother to visit her sick grandpa, and so Bryce got the responsibility to move everything in before the end of summer. She hadn’t mind, not really. It wasn’t like Danika owned tons of shit, and most of the boxes were Bryce’s anyways.

And that’s when she had met Hunt.

For her whole life, Bryce had been told she was the biggest pain in the ass anyone could meet. The people saying that obviously hadn’t met Hunt Athalar.

The guy had bothered her every fucking day for a whole month. Every time a different complaint, every time just as annoying. She was being too loud, she was coming in too late and slamming the from door, her music was shit, she had to shut her dog up… Bryce wondered if Hunt made a fucking mental list every weekend regarding what he was going to complain about that week.

In the beginning she tried to be nice, tried to be polite to her neighbor but after two weeks she was just so fed up, that when Hunt complained about her coming back home so late, she just snapped.

“Well, you fucking prick, I come home late because I have a social life. Differently from you, apparently, who spends his day planning what’s he’s going to complain about next.” Bryce said, her drunken voice loud in the corridor. Hunt was standing at the door, eyes narrowed at her. “Actually, I can understand why you do that. Why you don’t have a fucking social life. It’s because you’re fucking insufferable! Going out with you must be the worst fucking torture ever.”

After that, she had slammed the door and prayed to the gods that the outburst would finally make him stop bothering her.

It didn’t.

When Dani came home, however, things got better. For some reason, Hunt seemed to like her better than he liked Bryce. If it depended on her, Danika wouldn’t even talk to that asshole, but since talking to her roommate apparently made him more friendly, Bryce never complained.

Hunt raised his mask from his face, giving Bryce a sarcastic smile. “Quinlan, always a fucking pleasure hearing your voice.”

“There are kids present.”

Hunt rolled his eyes, giving out candy to the last kids. “Cussing makes me look cooler than you to them.”

Some kids giggled, and Bryce tried— she really did try— to keep her mouth shut. “Don’t kids adore clowns?”

Despite the fact that Bryce felt as if she was back at fourth grade after that one, she felt somewhat smug.

Hunt let out a single laugh, still sarcastically smiling down at Bryce from across the hall. “I’m still the preferred one.”

“No, you’re not.”

As the kids left, Bryce knew she should go back to her apartment and hope she wouldn’t need to see Hunt’s face again for the rest of the night, but he kept standing there, and she didn’t want to be the first one to back down.

Hunt managed to bring out the very childish side of her. It was just wonderful.

“Why don’t we bet, then?” He asked, crossing his arms over his broad chest. Bryce narrowed her eyes, looking him up and down for no reason at all other than attempting to unnerve him. Judging from his impatient look when her eyes raised back to his face, her attempt was successful.

“I honestly would rather put toothpicks under my nails and then hit them against a wall.”

“So dramatic.” His smile widened. “But it’s ok that you don’t want. I’d be scared too.”

Oldest fucking trick on the book. Stupidest one too.

And she fell right into it.

Bryce grunted her jaw. “What fucking bet?”

“I think the kids would prefer me over you. You think the opposite.” He explained, gesturing to the middle of the corridor. “We put a box there asking them to write the number of the best house. Whoever wins gets a favor from the loser.”

Bryce scoffed, shaking her head. “As if I’d put the risk of having to owe you a favor in the hands of a bunch of ten years-olds.”

“Shouldn’t worry if you think you’re gonna win.”

Bryce bit the inside of her cheeks, looking Hunt up and down again. She knew it was a terrible bet, and she definitely did not want to owe him anything if she lost. Bryce didn’t even care about what the kids thought of her, she just didn’t want Hunt to be all smug and feeling superior.

“Fucking shit.” She murmured, rubbing her eyes. “Put the fucking box in the middle of the hallway and at midnight we count.”

And what was supposed to be a calm night— sometimes annoying— of just handing out candy, became a kissing-the-ass-of-a-bunch-of-kids night. Bryce was extra nice to all the kids, but she never asked them to vote for her house. She didn’t even knew if they were actually doing it, but she felt like asking for votes felt a little too much.

She handed out more candy to each one as she had previously expected, complimented costumes and even made small talk to the older trick-or-treaters, but beyond that she just acted normal.

As midnight approached, though, she started to wish that she had asked for those votes. The perspective of being in debt with the person she most fucking despised was terrifying, and she knew that if she lost, Hunt would definitely pick something to make her miserable.

Although she’d never admit it, she was anxiously waiting by the door for ten minutes already when the clock chimed midnight. Both she and Hunt opened the door at the same time, both looking at each other for a quick second before rushing to the box in the middle of the hallway. For the first time since she had met him, Bryce didn’t insult, scowl or even talked to Hunt. They just sat in silence on the floor and started to count.

Surprisingly, it looked like all the kids had found the question interesting enough because there were at least sixty paper votes inside the box. Half to her content, half to her worry, she and Hunt were pretty tied.

Hunt smiled, shaking the box. “Last vote, Quinlan.”

Bryce was staring at that box as if it held the answers to all of her problems. They were currently 34-34, and whoever got that vote won.

For the seconds it took Hunt to take the paper out of the box, Bryce’s heart was basically galloping inside her chest.

And when he smiled, her heart dropped.

Before he even placed the paper down on his pile, Bryce was already resting her head against the wall, groaning and cursing the children.

“Fuck no. No, no, no. Fuck, fuck no.” She groaned, shaking her head as she looked up to the ceiling.

“Don’t be a sore loser, Quinlan.” Hunt said, and although Bryce wasn’t looking at him, she knew he was smiling.

“Go choke on a dick, asshole.”

Hunt’s rich laughs reverberated through the corridor, and Bryce groaned one more time.

“The way I’m feeling right now.” Hunt gloated, only half speaking to her.

Bryce snapped her face back to him, eyes opening. She made a face, showing him the middle finger. “Why don’t you just ask your fucking favor and leave me alone?”

Hunt’s smile was nothing short of scary, and Bryce was already bracing herself for his next words. “Remember two weeks after you moved in?”

Bryce’s nervousness was substituted for confusion, and a crease created in between her eyebrows. “What the fuck does that have to do with anything?”

Hunt’s smile grew. “Remember what you said?”

Bryce simply narrowed her eyes.

“That going out with me would be, and I quote, the worst fucking torture ever?” Hunt’s voice was sweet, smile enormous, and it took Bryce only a second to understand.

“Oh, fuck you.” She said, jaw falling. Bryce knew Hunt had no interest in her, he just wanted to antagonize her life. “Fuck you, you fucking fuck.”

Hunt laughed again, throwing his head back. Bryce crossed her arms, head shaking as she still had her jaw somewhat dropped.

“Really? You can ask for anything and you decide to chose something stupid just to annoy me?”

Hunt was too busy laughing to respond to her, and Bryce got up, scowling down at him.

“I’m gonna make you wish you’d never been born during the three hours I’m out with you.”

Hunt controlled his laughter, looking up at her. “Wouldn’t expect anything else from you.”

Bryce opened her mouth, but no words came out. Instead, she just turned on her heels, walking up to her apartment and slamming the door without looking back at Hunt.

She decided, in that moment, that she actually fucking hated Halloween.

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A/N: Getting sick when you’re doing a challenge is the biggest bitch ever. I’m hopeful I’ll finish before Halloween but who knows? This is quick and the first time I write Brycehunt, so new waters for me. Hope you enjoyed!

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[stardivinefinale-moved]

...ok but pls rant about vld. i want to hear your thoughts

i will try to keep this short and i will most likely miss something because there is just. a lot about this show

ultimately vld was a lot of promises and build up, both in and out of the show which they never ended up delivering on or fucked up horribly. there wasn't even a concrete outline of the plot, they just did things as they went.

one of the best examples for that is the queerbaiting of the show, the actual endgame romances weren't planned out ahead of time so they just kept on promising that specifically klance was gonna happen, and the infamous tweet about how we were gonna meet adam in season 7 which culimanted in nothing and a minute of screentime, half of which was a break up and the other his death respectively.

all of the characters were butchered aswell, shiro got everything thrown at him and ended up as a supporting role in the last two seasons, hunk got demoted from being the token fat person who likes food and has no other personality traits to literally nothing, pidge just became more and more of an unlikeable ass, allura had to sacrifice herself, lance never ended up getting character developement either and keith actually got the character developement he needed but in the worst fucking way possible

actually, let me talk a bit more about keith specifcally because even though lance is objectively the best character in the show keith is my favorite. i just hate everything they did with him, like how he got written out of the show to be with the blade of marmora. and bringing his mom back was THE stupidest decision, i don't even dislike krolia, but keith's storyline with his mommy issues should have been learning that he has a place with the team now and that there are people who actually do love him for who he is. AND THEN THEY DIDN'T EVEN GO THROUGH WITH HIM AND KROLIA BONDING THEY JUST GOT IN A MAGICAL SPACE TIME DISTORTION FIELD AND WHOOPS! TWO YEARS PASSED BY FOR US AND NO ONE ELSE AND WE'RE TOTALLY FINE NOW. THIS IS NOT HOW YOU WRITE A COMPELLING CHARACTER ARC. don't even get me started on how he almost sacrificed himself at the end of season 4 and it never got brought up again. a character almost dying isn't important or anything.

they also fucked lance over so hard, we never ever got to actually see him interacting with his family or any flashbacks except the reunion that lasted for like what? 2 seconds? even though he is the one who missed his family the most. or how his depression never got adressed. or how him ad allura getting together makes no fucking sense at all. IT COULD HAVE WORKED but not with 6 seasons of allura just flat out rejecting him over and over again. or how in the end he was a fucking farmer as if being a pilot wasn't his dream. OR HOW HE DID ACTUALLY DIE FOR A SECOND AND NO ONE SEEMED TO GAVE A SHIT AFTERWARD? he just deserved so much better

the crew also promised so much outside of the show, all of them kept teasing that klance was gonna happen and i remember a live stream where jeremy shada talked about stuff that was gonna happen in the last two seasons and NONE of them did or that godawful picture someone in the crew posted with the characters holding up signs with Race, Gender and LGBT written on them which truly was just a slap in the face. how they handled the backlash after season 7 was also hilariously bad, like the hilariously bad tweet from pidge's voice actor about how Actually it's a story about war so the queerbaiting is actzually not that bad you guys :/

it's also so fucking funny of they accidentally let slip that they did at least the epilogue stuff last minute because one of the animators posted a picture on instagram of him working on specifically shiro's section just a few months/weeks? before the season was supposed to come out even though at that point all the animation should have already been done

fuck everyone who worked on vld except steven yeun and the writer whose name i forgot who among other things wrothe the ICONIC klance stare scene <3

these are in no way ortganized thoughts and as i said i definitely missed stuff but i will stop here for now cause i have a headache

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 23.12.20 lb

V is talking about helping out some destitute mothers and riddhima is like omgggggggggggggg, he wanted the money to help them outtttttttt 😭😭😭 man, she’s suchhhhhhhhhh a fucking idiot. changes her opinion at the drop of a hat; as long as she had heard just “mera kaam” she was like OMG HE WANTS TO BLOW UP THE PLACE, the moment he said “gareeb maaon ki madad” she’s assumed that allllllll the 5 crore he’s asked for are purely for charity. sis, the middle road, have you everrrrrrrrrrr heard of it???

now she’s convinced ki yeh vihaan nahi vansh hai. because apparently only vansh holds the opinion that gareeb maaon ko madad karni chahiye............. no one else in the world has such charitable thoughts???? re devaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

everyone is dancing, and vansh is just standing there checking his phone. lmao, meeeeeeeeeeeeee.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🥰🥰🥰

anyway, dadi brought riddhima to him and now they shall have the *~~~~~third~~~~~~* OTT dance performance in 24 hours. why don’t you channel all this energy into some competitive ballroom dancing or something. at least that’s a productive use of your time, unlike........... everything else you losers do all day.

but they hot, so i’m not reallyyyyyyyyy complaining. yeah babiesssss, press up against each other and run your hands alllllllllllllllll over. mmmmmmhmmm.

EYE SEX EYE SEX EYE SEX  EYE SEXXXXXXXXXX

light chali gayi. the oberois ke zamaane ka ghatiya fusebox abhi tak badla nahi tum logon ne??????????

kabir and vansh are missing.

ok we found one of them.

aaaaaaaaand he’s activated the bomb.

ok i can’t watch this santa shit without cringing, so imma fwd to when the action happens.

RIDDHIMA LOOKING AT SANTA AND SAYING IT’S VIHAAN’S CHAAL. SIS.............................. YOU CAN’T TELL FROM A SINGLE LOOK AT THIS PERSON THAT IT’S KABIR?????????????? I............. HADH HOTI HAI BEWAKOOFI KI.

kabir!santa is giving dadi gift and riddhima’s making her way towards them.......................

................ when she’s intercepted by a whole other santa, who’s a chappal chor.

how the fuck vansh!santa know that there’s a bomb in her shoe anyway???????????????

EITHER WAY I’M DYING OF SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT SEEING VISHAL AND RRAHUL IN THE WORST SANTA BEARDS EVER SO I’M FWDINGGGGGGGGGGG

this episode just wants to fucking kill me by cringe. pls god stop doing this to my hot boys. please. 

he’s taking off the santa suit anddddddddddd..........

(i know we’re all very excited at the prospect of V taking his shirt off, but please note, ki kabir!santa has switched out for mummy!santa. how??? no one knows or cares.)

also, i wish my skin healed that quickly from the 20 bumps and bruises and mosquito/chandler bites i get in a day.

lmao the camera just did a TIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTT closeup into his lower back and while i am delighted, i also wish it was framed a lil better so i could also see dat ass in those pants. 🍑🍑🍑

anyway riddhima is like:

poora outfit pehen ke hi bhai bolega. till then we have to stand here and watch him getting dressed. again, i’m not complaining, but i would prefer the reverse..............

ishani’s like riddhima ke shoe mein bomb?!?!?!!? whattt?!?!?! who could do such a thing???? whooooooo would wanna kill riddhima?!?!? lmaooooooooooooo as if her own bitch ass (along with every single other person in this house other than dadi) hasn’t been trying to fucking murder riddhima on a daily basis. y’all have some nerve looking this shocked.

he’s like i know who did it, vansh knows everything blah blah, i hacked everyone’s phones and it took me time but i found out who purchased bomb making materials........ EXCUSE ME BUT EVERYONE IS VERY VERYYYYY CHILL AND NON-BOTHERED ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE HACKED THEIR PHONES????? THEY’RE JUST USED TO IT, HUH, LIVING IN THIS SURVEILLANCE STATE THAT IS UNDER THE DICTATOR VANSH RAISINGHANIA????? THEY’RE LITERALLY LIKE DEAR LEADER NE KIYA HAI, TOH ACHCHE KE LIYE HI KIYA HOGA..................

anyway he found a piece of the sandal heel somewhere, and idk how but understood ki it’s riddhima’s sandal and that’s the one with the bomb and oh my god this is the stupidest fucking episode of this show i’ve seen so far, and that’s really saying SOMETHING,coz every episode of this show is a new and unique type of stupid.

anyway, long story short.................

this..... i......... god. this stupid fucking show. the explosion wasn’t THAT long also ki allllll this coulda happened without anyone noticing.

anyway Mummy did it coz she knows one of them gonna get fucked up rn and if kabir is thrown out, there’s no way back for him. she can do emotional drama blah blah.

Mummy doing maaaaa wali drama ki riddhima insulted my kokh ka sagaaaaaa, so i did this blah blah and lmao vansh like list khol hi dii hai toh pooori ki poori ginwa deta hoon ki kya kya paap kiye hain kabir ke naam pe.

ooooooooooooooooooooop. OG Maa ka murder waala sach baahar aa gaya. how he knows? no1 currrrrrrr.

didi ko finally realize ho gaya ki this her main man, not a humshakal.

bhai ALSO realizing ki this his main man, not a humshakal.

mummy doing acting and kabir also joining in with support role ki nahiiiiiiiiiiii, it can’t beeeeeeee. (vishal doing some solid acting in this scene, he really deserves so much more from this show than these bits and pieces to perform.)

vansh like achchaaaaaa????? tu bada bol raha hai........ ab bol.

kabir be like ab toh aadat si hai mujhko aise jeene mein; har hafte, do hafte isne merepe bandook nahi taani toh thoda off sa feel hota hai mujhe. like he doesn’t really appreciate or value me anymore. iss se apnapann lagta hai.

anyway vansh like, ok anyone wanna tell me the truth NOW?

yup. feeling very truthy rn, with a gun pointed at raja beta’s kanpatti.

oh man, poor baby. he knew it, but still couldn’t be easy to hear it.

someone hold her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

these two be like daaaaaaang, we gotta up our game if we wanna survive in this house. our plans are all hella weak and amateurish compared to the shit going on here.

december be the month that dadiiiiii really came into her own with the slapping. errrrrryone getting slapped around here. lord when will she slap the fuck outta vansh for HIS never-ending bs, that’s the episode i’m waiting for with bated breath. 

she’s yelling at vansh to call the police and curiously...................

INTERESTING. VERY INTERESTING. that he’d trust kabir of allllllllllll people to arrest his own mom?????????????? seems hella sus to me, girls. kuchhhhhhh toh gadbad hai. either vansh has more of a plan to make these two’s jeena mushkil, ya *excited gasp* KABIR AND VANSH ARE A TEAMMMMMMMMM FROM THE START. (i know it’s not the case. they’ll never give me that. but a girl can hope. i would die of happy if it came true!)

kabir doing some ghamasaaaaaaaaan acting about how he’s heartbroken that his own mom is a criminal, yadda yadda yadda, MY QUESTION IS, WHEN DID HE EVEN GET REINSTATED TO DUTY, THAT HE HAS THE RIGHT TO ARREST HER???? I’M TELLING YOU THIS IS ALL SO SHADY AS HELL.

ofc dadi is due for a swooning fit now.

uss confusion mein..........

sis, you really need to go to therapy about this fucked up tendency you have to keep jumping in front of bullets for this dude. like......... ppl want to shoot him for a reason. it’s coz he deserves it. how many you gonna intercept like this????? like, let him also catch a bullet or two once in a while. it’ll knock his akad down a peg or two.

anyway yeah. he finally fucking told her.

[henrikvanderswoon]

Tomb of the Lost Queen Live Reactions:

Alright, guys, you know what time it is! Yep, it's time to eat too many snacks and ignore all other responsibilities well into the night! In honor of the plague, we're uhh... going to Egypt.

...

Anyway:

I love the music in this game so fucking much. I'm only at the menu screen and I'm already so happy. My childhood Ancient Egyptian phase is repeatedly fed whenever I hear this shit. 🐫

I'm a little offended that there isn't a pyramid emoji, tbh.

Okay, I appreciate the little opening in this game. The bit of background information about the other team, and the sandstorm in present day, I'm here for it.

Lily's got some nerve putting herself in charge of me.

"I'm not gonna go on a power trip or anything crazy--" bish, you already have. This is what you are doing.

Did anyone else watch House of Anubis??? That's what Senet makes me think of every time I play this. Actually this entire game makes me think of that show... Hot damn, what a good ol' time that was.

Gotta say, losing to Lily in Senet is literally the most dissatisfying thing ever. All that gloating makes me wanna tug on her braid. 😡

I have wasted a good 20 minutes playing Senet over and over again because I keep losing and I want to win.

ITS BEEN AN EMBARRASSINGLY LONG TIME COMING BUT I FINALLY KICKED HER ASS

Drunk on victory, I immediately celebrated by making Nancy drink like 7 or 8 glasses of water at one time until she got sick. What a time to be alive.

Nancy, you can't just walk into the tents and take everyone's shit. Abdullah is gonna march up one day and be like: "Who touched the flashlight I was charging?" And we're gonna have to be all: "...what flashlight?" 🤷‍♀️

Abdullah, please get your head out of your ass, please and thank ye very much, sir.

"A few tips? Yes. That's how I learned to read hieroglyphs - at first they were inscrutable and mysterious, but then I got some tips..." Frankly, I find this so fucking funny. Abdullah you're a vain egg head but you got jokes.

Shit, I forgot to grab a shovel.

"I need the right tool to clear this away--" Nancy, just use your hands and dig like a dog.

I really do love a lot of the puzzles in this game. I love figuring out the hieroglyph messages based on the glyphs and even the sliding one we have to do to open up that tomb and reveal the curse. Up my alley.

"You know why we stopped trying to take over the world?" Dylan, I uhhhh hate to break it to you bud, but... 😬😬

Also, I'm still confused as to why Dylan was ever allowed on the site to begin with. And Jamila. Who the fuck said: "SURE! COME CHILL OUT WITH US WHILE WE'RE WORKING ON A PRIVATE ARCHEOLOGICAL DIG! IT'LL BE FUN!"

"Are You Alien or Aliout?" is the most Sonny Joon thing I've ever heard and I love it.

"Insanus Totallus." Ha-ha-ha, wow, Dylan, what a... great jab. You really snatched Jamila's wig with that one, huh?

"Suckers Talking to Crazies." Oh. Just kidding. Lily wins the competition for Lamest Jamila insult. Christ.

Goddammit I get too trigger happy with the mouse as I fly down the corridors that I consistently click on jamila by accident and I'm not exaggerating when I say I scream every time. 🙃

I can't get Lily to leave the tent and I need to get into Jon's things because I need his lighter and i am FRUSTRATED.

Lily...pls leave. Let me set you and Dylan up on a date out in the middle of nowhere so i can sneak around while y'all bone, how does that sound???

No?

Fuck you too, then.

"If life were a good book, you'd be my favorite reoccurring character," is such an endearing line. I love it so much. Thank you, Beatrice. This almost makes me feel better about the fact that I can't get Lily to get her ass out of the tent. 😔

It's "talking to and calling literally everyone you possibly can until you literally can't anymore" time!

Baahahahaha I figured it out (sometimes I swear I feel so stupid replaying these games because I know for a fact that I figured these things out several times before lmao)

Dylan, you seriously had so much time to think up a good lie to keep Nancy off your back about why you're there, and you failed miserably.

The dialogue in this game is so fucking good to me. It's hilarious, but also Abdullah makes some excellent points about things, and Dylan makes himself look like an idiot and Nancy's sense of humor is great. Ah. I love it 😂

Dylan: "Ask me the stupidest question you can think of." Nancy: "Can I live here?" GOD. All your response options are golden, actually.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dylan, my guy. We all know when we say "distract Lily" we mean "bang her." Have fun, kids.

Speaking of banging: Dylan. Why are these noises you're making while I'm trying to save your life so overtly sexual??

"AH! YES!" ... "Yeah! Oh, that's it." SHUT UPPP.

The Egyptology facts they give us when we accidentally kill Dylan really just kills me too.

I keep killing him. Which means I keep having to listen to him 🤪

Me: *aggressively muting the game* Please stop moaning, Dylan, I'm begging you.

I love how Dylan tells you that the doctors think he'll literally die if he falls asleep within the next 8 hours, and every time someone asks how Dylan is Nancy's all: "He'll be fine! Right as rain! 100% completely out of the woods!" 😁👍🏻

When Abdullah freaks out about the columns moving and you just... blame the aliens. 10/10.

Even better. Abdullah is LITERALLY RIGHT THERE. And he doesn't notice you jumping from column to column??? BOI.

This... is all for now 😂

[catunionsteward]

Highlights of the game grumps live in Denver

FIRST GAME GRUMPS LIVE SHOW IN DENVER!!

Vernon said we were already the most hype audience he’s seen on the tour

We made his night because he flubbed in NY and tried making a joke about answering emails that no one laughed at

Vernon ALWAYS coming out late when he’s called lol

Vernon going through the crowd and scuttling like a crab while doing the pinch motion of a crab

I FINALLY GOT TO BE ON TEAM WALUIGI

Dan constantly warning people that the stairs for the stage are very steep and to be careful was v sweet

Dan being the hype man for my side having us chant things and then doing the slicing movement to get us to stop which we immediately did

Dan later on after doing this for the 3rd time - “ you guys are great at this I’m getting drunk with power!” LMAO

Arin- “okay what is your favorite sandwich to hype people up” team toad person - “tuna sandwich” Dan- “that has got to be the stupidest goddamn question I have ever heard in my life you’re embarrassing us arin, * turns to fan* okay so what’s your favorite type of sandwich.” team waluigi person- “also tuna” team waluigi at the top of our lung- “ALSO TUNA *clap clap clap clap clap*”

Why did they bother to do boob jiggle physics for waluigi - Dan Avidan 2019

Dan- “I hate to lose but I almost love it when I do because Yoshihiro does this” and proceeds to wiggle his butts on stage and arin saying “peach is just fainted next to him like dat ass!!” Because of course Arin was losing poor guy

Dan having the sound people turn the sounds of the game completely off and asking us to golf clap becuase it amuses him and is doing pretty well and Dan being so happy because we’re the first audience where someone hasn’t done a loud clap to fuck it up on purpose

Said golf clap being both weird and amazing because it was at least 1,000 people golf clapping

A FAN FUCKING DID A BACKFLIP ON STAGE HOLY SHIT DUDE!!!

Dan- “okay so what’s your favorite type of Italian food, YEAH THATS RIGHT ITS A LEGITAMITE QUESTION!!” Team waluigi person answers and people on team toad just cheer for their person because he did a GODDAMN BACKFLIP he doesn’t need to say SHIT to hype people up!

Poor Arin getting booed for all the stuff that goes wrong :( he was like IM TRYING MY BEST!

The final person that goes up for my team screaming MARK ZUKERBURG to hype us up

Us chanting mark zukerburg intermitently

The top of your lungs life or death screaming done during the final vs match on both sides

Team toad won :( ( congrats though team toad it was close!)

Grumps saying we were the loudest audience they’ve had on the tour

Then went the questions from the audience which were priceless

If you could chose any STD to become a human which one would it be?

Arin-“Gonorrhea because it will be GONEorrha or crabs because they’d be like ag ag ag ag ag *does pinchy motions*”

Dan- “Crabs bc they would be applauding me at all times “

What’s the favorite song you guys have ener written?

Dan- “The simple plot of kingdom hearts or the first Zelda one about the guys dick because it was one of the first one we wrote for starbomb and I was like can't believe this became a band”

Arin-“I was really proud of the Tetris song because of how well it flowed.”

Who would you like to revoice if you had the chance?

Arin- “honestly sonic *loud cheering* because I can’t beat the original voice actors they were amazing at it”

Dan - “tails because he's closest to my futsona” hdhdhdhdhd

To Dan: What is the gayest tying ninja Brian has ever said to you?

Dan- ”Let's have sex is pretty up there and he says this weekly”

Arin- “He did write an entire fan fiction about it”

Dan- “He actually wrote a second one called bjs through time where he goes to the 1800s just to blow you know what never mind”

Arin- “When are you publishing an audio book of it?”

Please for the love of god let us see those fan fictions

A fan said they were sorry for bringing up a band during their dead rising stream because they seemed upset about it

Arin and Dan telling him it’s completely fine that it’s all good and then arin going:

Arin- “THEY WERE STEALING OUR FANS!!!”

Dan- “We looked and broke it down and it was only like 3 fans”

Arin- “THOSE WERE 3 REALLY GOOD FANS THOUGH!! All of our fans are really good fans *winks at the audience*”

Who would you like to have on guest grumps?

Arin- “Gordon Ramsey.”

Dan- “Andy Sandburg or Jack Black.”

If you could go back in time before face to face ass to ass what would you tell your past self about each other?

Arin- “lay off the gay jokes for a year he needs to ease into it very much so”

Danny- “get ready for a lot of farts it's not gunna be okay it's gunna start off not okay and it's never gunna get better (Arin’s face is red af).”

Someone saying I love you Dan and not to Arin which you could kind of tell hurt his feelings so me and a couple of other people yelling out I LOVE YOU ARIN!!! Which I hope cheered him up even a little bit

Pls give Arin love

Dan and Arin rapping at the end of the show to one of the newest starbomb songs

It was a good last show, I’m sad they’re not doing this style anymore but I’m looking forward to what they plan on next!

[oscar-mildes]

elvira you know I always see what you're hiding in the tags,, I will always read it if you answer all of them abhsjdbs

nev you asked for this and im going to go thru with it bc im an oversharing idiot like oh you asked me how’s the weather i will tell you about all my trauma instead :D 

What do you identify as and what are your pronouns? i’m cis yo i’m she/her. i’m biromantic ace. thats the label i would put on it i guess. i really just refer to myself as gay bc i like pretty boys who look like girls and pretty girls and pretty nb and queer people and basically i just like pretty people ajsfbjf

How did you discover your sexuality, tell your story? theres no story to it. no epiphany or realization. i just always was ok with thinking that girls were pretty and that gay people are cool and it wasnt until recent years that i was like oH SHIT AM I GAY

Have you experienced being misgendered? What happened and how did you overcome it? no i guess bc i’m a girl and id as a girl and have a very obvious girl body

Who was the first person you told, how did they react? i guess my best friend. we’re both very ok with gay shit and we just always made comments about pretty girls and now we’re both pretty gay. i like my big tiddie anime girls and she likes her pretty kpop girl bands

Describe what it was like coming out, what did you feel? i’ve only “come out” to some of my friends. i would NEVER in my LIFE even imagine telling my mom i like girls. shes homophobic Like That

If you’re out, how did your parents/guardians/friends react? uhh see above. my mom, stepdad, family members are all homophobic. hispanics in general are Like That rip. i think my dad would be the most ok with it but he lives in mexico and i dont talk to him often anyway. doesnt matter

What is one question you hate people asking about your sexuality? i hate when people ask me about the ace part. like they have a bigger problem about my not wanting to have sex over the liking girls part tbh. sometimes it’s difficult for me to even describe where i am on the ace spectrum. it’s honestly the more difficult part 

Describe the style of clothing that you most often wear. basic nerd. you know those fics like “she dressed in a black t-shirt, skinny jeans, and all star converse” yea that she is me

Who are your favourite lgbt+ ships? ajkfj this is a good question and canon wise i love Ash and Eiji from Banana Fish, Uenoyama and Mafuyu from Given, Nezumi and Shion from No. 6, and Simon and Baz from Carry On. Not canon i love Kurama and Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho, Izuku and Todoroki from My Hero Academia, and Inosuke and Tanjiro from Demon Slayer. Note how most of them are anime i

What does makeup mean to you? Do you wear any? i dont really wear any bc im lazy. if you like it you do you but idrc for it? except for lipstick i LOVE lipstick i have all the colors. i wear it so it distracts people from the rest of my face

Do you experience dysphoria? If so, how does that affect you? ...no

What is the stupidest thing you’ve heard said about the lgbt+ community? i live in the south so ive heard tons of shit talk about gay people. i dont really have any that stand out. my mom just likes to say that we’re going to hell :D so let’s give em a show ay

What’s your favourite thing about the lgbt+ community? i guess i like how we find solidarity in each other just bc we’re not straight. most of the lgbt+ folks i know are pretty chill about everything

What’s your least favourite thing about the lgbt+ community? terfs but they dont count

Have you ever been to your cities pride event? Why or why not? i live in a small town and i could never sneak out of my house for that bc i still live with my mom so no

Who is your favourite lgbt+ Icon/Advocate/Celebrity? theres so many big celebrities now that id as lgbt+ but im going old school and loving my man, my tumblr url namesake mr Oscar Wilde. my man got put in jail for sodomy 

Have you been in a relationship and how did you meet? lmao never bc im mean, ugly, and terrible at talking to people irl. i had a bf in middle school? but bc i was 12 i dont count it 

What is your favourite lgbt+ book? Carry On and the sequel Wayward Son. (very anxiously waiting for book 3 Anyway the Wind Blows come on Rainbow Rowell)

Have you ever faced discrimination? What happened? for being gay? no. bc im not really out. ive faced discrimination for being a brown woman tho :)))

Your Favorite lgbt+ movie or show? yall i love gay anime: Given, Banana Fish, No. 6, Yuri on Ice yeee. i dont really watch tv with real people but i think that Brooklyn 99 does a very good job with Holt and Rosa yall im love Rosa

Who are some of your favourite lgbt+ bloggers? theres bloggers??? um idk i love u nev so you count right @why-do-you-pick-flowers

Which lgbt+ slur do you want to reclaim? for a while everyone was mad as hell about “im gay for ___” and idk im gay for everything so thats a “slur” i use for myself

Have you ever gone to a gay bar, or a drag show, how was it? ive never gone omg i’d probably be intimidated as hell like i have a lot of problems just existing so to be existing around very flamboyant and extravagant people like that makes me break into a nervous sweat

How do you self-identify your gender, and what does that mean to you? ive always felt like a girl even tho my mom always said “oh you like boy things??? you should have been born a boy” but like, your likes and dislike dont determine your gender. i like “boy” things and “dress like a boy” but i dont FEEL like a boy. ive never had any desire to become a boy or id as a boy. gender is a social construct fuck society

Are you interested in having children? Why or why not? i have a very complicated relationship with children. babies are ugly and toddlers are annoying but i feel like if i had children i would love them obviously because theyre mine. this is gonna be a weird analogy but like i dislike cats. BUT  i have cats. and i love the fuck outta them. so i feel like thatd be me with kids. but im ace so like.... who would even have kids with me. i could not. pregnancy seems like a hassle and adoption is... i have thoughts on that but thats for a different post. also i can see myself being married and not having children OR having kids without a spouse. theres just something complicated about having both??? maybe im just fucked in the head idk bro

What identity advice would you give your younger self? you dont hate girls you like them, dumbass

What do you think of gender roles in relationships? fuck gender roles. get pegged, bros. i also have a very specific dynamic if i ever got into a relationship (which you know. wont happen) but like if i dated a guy i feel like i’d be very top. a MAN telling ME what to do??? fuck that. but if i dated a pretty girl??? top me pls

Anything else you want to share about your experience with gender? i think ive already said too much oh god someone is gonna look at this and be like what the FUCK but like lmao dont be afraid to ask me i apparently have no shame

What is something you wish people know about being lgbt+? it’s scary at first because you think “im not normal” but like pray tell me what is normal. do what makes you happy. fuck society

Why are proud to be lgbt+? i’m comfortable with the people i like. i might not be very confident and i have depression, anxiety, self esteem issues, probs adhd or ocd idfk but at least i know if i see a pretty girl or smth im gonna be like wow that girl is pretty and have no bad thoughts about it. it’s just how it be. after a lot of dissecting my past behavior, ive always been this way. you cant change who you are. just accept it

[hynohtz]

11 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT MY ASS

Okay ffffffffine. I was tagged by a couple of Roomfriends to complete one and I feel nothing but incredibly loved right now. I don't usually do these things but - this has been a fun one to get to know my buddies with so WHY NOT?! Honestly, this is not hard bc .... well, I'm weird. Bwahahaah!! I'm also not shy, especially when it comes to difficult conversations of confrontation. Buckle your seat belts. I'll try not to make it hardcore but all things are what make us , us , right?? I have enjoyed getting to know the fandom and feel like sharing, if it's with the right intentions, can only ever do good. Right? We'll see... Yeesh 😬 1) I'm a proud Lefty. It's cool functioning on the right side of our brains, in creativity and problem solving. It's not cool however when you have to dine at a large table or try to cut ... well, anything with a pair of scissors. I had a permanent pencil/ pen stain on my side palm for my entire school life. lol I assure you I am not from the devil. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard and I'm not particularly kind to those who have changed their children from left to right for these reasons. You'd be surprised how many, and how many ppl are AMAZED that you're a lefty. I swear it's about the equivalent of telling them you were a virgin. The wide eyes and gaps .. lol 2) I was an opera major in my undergrad. I say that as if I went on to get more degrees but I didn't hahaahaha. ( wait I can't stop laughing ) ..... Yes. I hold a Bachelors of Music in Vocal performance from Peabody Conservatory of Music of Johns Hopkins University @tuxedos-are-not-suits yup. No, I don't do it now. Funny thing about opera... you kind of have to like the city or traveling and if ur in just the chorus, it doesn't pay the bills. Insurance is also with the Union ... hrumph. I sing where I can, weddings, funerals, stage, and hold the occasional theater podcast or YouTube lessons (bwahaha, Roomfriends.) 3) I can't dive. I never learned. I found out the hard way had an eighth grade pool party with all the cool kids in my new hot two piece bikini, that placing both hands on your head in the manner of a shark fin and squatting to only then fall in the water ... is not diving. Feet first. Always. 4) I got to be the "surprise" witness in court to a man who was a notorious date-raper around campus and was counter suing his own victim for defamation of character. You should've seen the asshole's face when I showed up that day. Proud to tell the whole court and judge that I would've been one of his victims if I hadn't gotten away from him and called the campus shuttle to pick me up. I said "your honor, there is no counter sue needed as I was happy to tell everyone male and female months before this poor victim that he was dangerous, possibly mental, and to stay away from him." God that was an awesome day. I didn't tell my parents till 5 years later , for fear that my father would hunt him down and kill him 😂 5) I can talk through my nose. I don't think it's amazing but apparently everyone and their mother at a party does... lol I can say the ABCs and sing with my mouth closed. It's my stupid human trick. People love that shit for some reason... 6) I once lived with 3 guys in an apartment just like Jess. They weren't as cute , ( nor was I ) and ruined my furniture and left dishes rotting in the sink, ....but I look back on that experience and smile for the couple of mos it was a reality. Guys will do anything to protect and support the chick they live with. It's almost like a brother/sister thing. Maybe that is where my love for 4D comes from? 7) one night "my boys" went out drinking and left me at home alone. A man got into our apartment and then into my bedroom. He fired a gun behind my head to scare me and tied me up. He didn't hurt me but said he would if I screamed again. He took all my family heirloom jewelry ... and my trust in strangers. He made me lay on the bed on my stomach and left me to ransack the apartment. I made the decision to go over to my bedroom door close it and lock it in hopes that maybe if he came back to get me ...he would give up. The plastic phone that was on my bed was easy to get off the hook and I dialed 911 with my tongue. I subconsciously continued to recite the Lord's Prayer , even though I was not "saved" at the time. By the time the police had gotten there in about six of the longest minutes of my life, he was gone. The sound of the police radio was like heaven's choir singing to me. They then untied me and I dropped to my knees crying and the woman policeman told me to my face "we expected to find you dead." It's not pretty, and it took while to get over... but it makes me, me. 8) my two front teeth are veneers. yes. fake. I was born with the "Madonna" gap my mama had as well and I hated it. Almost every day I would try to place my white gum behind my two front teeth so I can make it look like they were too large teeth that went together seamlessly. When I was 15 and my mom was 40 something, we both got veneers, together. I will not disclose how many times I have cracked or chipped them, and on what foods. Let's just say I have the "teeth falling out dreams" all the time, and I don't have a great time in black lighted bars and clubs 😬 9) I was in an abusive marriage before I was reunited with my wonderful hubby. I didn't listen to the warning signs or tell myself the truth and went ahead with it, even though the first time he laid hands on me was 3 mos before the wedding. I was in a loveless and disrespectful marriage for 1.5 yrs. At the third time ( too many) I grabbed the dog and got the hell outta dodge ( or GA ). I keep some of the photos in a box in my closet, so I can tell my daughter about what every woman deserves and that we should always be honest with ourselves. She will always know and understand the true reasons you marry someone. Life isn't perfect, but it's makes me, me. 10) I say "reunited with my hubby" because kids, the fact is, my husband dated my best friend in college. I always thought he was the cutest and funniest and most caring boyfriend that she had ever dated, and when she broke his heart I thought she was friggin nuts. But God has a bigger plan. Nikki's suite mate in college asked her the first day why she had a picture of "Molly" on her desk and she said that's my best friend and the suitemate replied my mom works for her moms preschool. We were friends together for a long time. Fast forward to 10 years later when Nikki has 3 kids, Steph has two and I'm divorced and crying myself to sleep in the bathtub because all of my guy friends are married or short and bald, ....and my future hubbys mom moves ACROSS THE STREET from said Suitemate. She called me. I sped over and ... history was made. He's just as adorable today as he was when we were 19, and I adore him every day. We have two beautiful children ( a boy 3 and a girl 7 ) who are my world, and I thank God every day that fate revealed itself to me. 11) I was/AM a fierce daddy's girl. My father passed away when I was eight and a half months pregnant with my son. He had been sick with stage 4 lung cancer for 6 mos and in and out of the ICU. I watched him die on 9/29 and it was the most difficult and most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed in my entire life. I was able to tell him everything I loved about him and that I will miss him every day of my life. It's been 3 years and I still cry almost once a day. My son is named after him and I will take great pride in teaching him about the man that never got to hold him. I occasionally see him in dreams... but let's be honest, it's never enough. Hug your daddies if u have them on earth still... for me, pls. If you see me preaching about the dangers of smoking, get mad. I don't care. No one else needs to die this way. Especially not those I love. F it. Shit. That's all? I could go on and on ... lol mmkay 11 random facts. Done. Please still be my friend, k? I hope instead of tagging everyone again, some followers will just do it... yasssss do it. You know u want to, and you know you can't be as fucked up as me, right?!? so just go for it!!! Hahaaha PS I love my Roomfriends Love and Life, Molls

[ponyregrets]

Clarke POV for the queen's thief fic, pls and thanx

you know erin the anon who asked for this knew the name

Original fic here, alt-POV here!

It was probably stupid, to agree to crash with Bellamy in Vancouver, but if Clarke is going to get started with stupid decisions she's made in the whole Queen's Thief project, she's not sure crashing with Bellamy is really the place to start.

Probably she should start with the Alice-and-James episode of Marauders when she was sixteen, the first time she and Bellamy really worked together, when she realized he wasn't actually just hot, he was intelligent and sarcastic and perpetually grumpy, a great actor who took his job seriously but also made sure to text his baby sister every time they had a lull in filming. And they worked really well together, well enough to make her sad they didn't do it more often. But it wasn't--it was a crush, and it was a crush that lingered until the show ended, and popped back up when they'd run into each other again. Bellamy would keep on being awesome, and Clarke would keep on wondering what he'd say if she asked him to make out. It was a pretty good system, as far as she was concerned.

She'd nearly had a heart attack when he texted her out of nowhere, and her next stupid choice was probably agreeing to help him with the show, but--she liked the books, she liked the project, and she needed something to do. It was completely and totally the right choice for her career and her own mental well-being.

It's just stupid, because she's definitely falling in love with Bellamy, and she absolutely shouldn't be in his apartment in the morning, making her way to his kitchen in her pajamas, feeling close and intimate and far too much.

And that's before she sees him at the coffee machine, in his own flannel pants and a faded Batman t-shirt, before he turns and says, "Morning," in a rough, deep voice.

This is absolutely the stupidest thing she's ever done. Not even close.

"Coffee in a few minutes," he adds, pushing his glasses up when they slide down his nose, and that at least distracts her. She hasn't seen him in his glasses in years. She wasn't sure she was ever going to again.

"Wait, you really wear glasses?" she asks, delighted. "I thought that was a James Potter thing."

He adjusts them again, flushing a little. "No, they're mine. I usually wear contacts, but if I put them in before coffee I'd probably lose an eye."

"Hey, don't rush on my account," she teases. He looks so good in the morning, it should be illegal. People aren't supposed to look like that when they just rolled out of bed. He's soft and warm and the tangle of his hair looks so soft and perfect. "I like them," she continues, and can't help adding, "So, you really don't sleep shirtless, huh?"

He raises his eyebrows at her. "Neither do you."

"I figured I should make myself presentable for company," she says, prim. It's mostly true; she sleeps naked at home, but she always feels awkward doing it when she's staying with someone else. So she slept in her pajamas and it took forever to drift off, less because she was unaccustomed to wearing clothes and more because she was aware of being in Bellamy's space, aware of how close he was and how easy it would be to go to his room.

Which probably is why she goes to stand next to him at the coffee machine; if they're going to be close, she wants to be close. She'll be back in LA soon, and she's going to miss him so much.

"Oh, trust me," he says, with a friendly leer. "I think shirtless people are always presentable."

"Maybe tomorrow," she says, bumping her hip against his. Normal friend stuff, definitely. This is what people do. "What do you have for breakfast?"

"Not much, sorry. I haven't had time to go shopping this week."

"The busy life of the Hollywood A-lister," she teases, and he snorts.

"I don't think any of the Hollywood A-listers live in Vancouver. This is basically B-list Hollywood." The coffee finishes, and he grabs two mugs, adds sugar and milk for both of them. "I might have cereal? And eggs? We can go out."

"Aren't you a good cook or something?"

"I never said I was cooking for you," he says. "You were just assuming. I usually eat at craft services."

"You're not even supposed to be on set for hours."

"I go in early."

"Well, you have guests," she says, and pushes herself off the counter so she can look in his fridge. "I can make eggs."

"You know how to make eggs?"

He sounds way too dubious, and she scowls over her shoulder. "Eggs are easy, Bellamy. Anyone can make eggs."

"Tell me how you think you make eggs. Before I let you near my stove. Or my fridge. Basically anything I own."

"You can supervise," she says, without thinking about it, and of course he does, and it is, honestly, the most embarrassingly domestic shit. And they do it every time Clarke visits, and it's so fucking easy that she feels like she shouldn't even go back home. Not when she could be with him.

"You know you could talk to him, right?" Wells asks. It's two days before Thanksgiving, and Clarke might be moping a little. She was hoping Bellamy would be back in LA, but his sister's family decided to go to him instead, and she felt like it would be weird to invite herself along. Plus, her mom would be upset. But mostly--weird.

"I talk to him all the time," she tells him. "We're in constant contact."

"I meant about this," says Wells. "You're an adult. Adults talk about their feelings. You'd feel better."

"That sounds like something someone who's happily in a relationship would say," she grumbles.

"How do you think I got into a happy relationship? I talked to Maya and told her I was interested and she was too and now we're dating. That's how it's supposed to go. That's how it would go with you and Bellamy."

"You think?" she asks, and hates herself for how hopeful she sounds. Then again, she's talking about the equivalent of a high-school crush. So she's probably not supposed to feel mature about it. "Scratch that. It's not important. I'm not going to talk to him about it because we're working together, and the show's more important."

"It's really not." He squeezes her shoulder. "And even if it was, you could still work with him, right? And if you couldn't, you don't need to work with him this much. You don't have to be as involved in the show as you are."

This is, of course, completely true, but it doesn't make Clarke feel better. She likes being way too involved in the show. She loves her job.

It's just that her feelings for Bellamy are heavily involved in that love. She loves that it's theirs.

"Maybe we won't get a season two," she offers. "Then it won't be an issue."

"Sure, if you want. But I saw that video of you two at the upfronts," he adds, unimpressed. "I'm pretty sure it's not an issue either way."

*

"You must be Clarke!"

Clarke recognizes Bellamy's sister and her family from Bellamy's ten-thousand pictures of them, and just like in those pictures, they feel intimidatingly perfect and vaguely unreal. Which she knows is a weird way to feel for someone who works in the entertainment business, but--Octavia Blake really has the life they're always working on selling. She's a young, beautiful woman with a perfect husband, an adorable child, and a doing older brother.

Clarke isn't jealous of her, not exactly, but she's a little intimidated. Octavia Blake seems to know exactly who she is and what she wants, and, unlike Clarke, she actually has it.

"What, I don't even get a hello?" Bellamy asks, but he can't keep the smile out of his voice. "Clarke, my sister Octavia, her husband Lincoln, and--where's the baby?"

"Asleep, so you can't hold her yet, weirdo," says Octavia. She gives Bellamy a hug, and then hesitates for half a second before giving Clarke one too. "It's so great to finally meet you!"

"You too," says Clarke. "Thanks for inviting me."

"I've been telling him to bring you over, like, every time he's been in LA for months."

"We've been busy," Bellamy grumbles, like he isn't grinning ear to ear. "You want to meet the dog, right? She's the real draw."

"Obviously. I see humans all the time."

The dog is an enthusiastic bundle of energy that looks like some sort of collie mix, and she is very, very excited to make a new friend in Clarke. They have a billion toys for her, and Clarke is happy to be on frisbee duty, both to get out of interacting with the baby, and--far more importantly--to get out of seeing Bellamy interact with the baby. He's nothing but big smile and careful attention when it comes to his niece, and Clarke does not need to see that. It's actively bad for her.

They have a picnic lunch, because, again, this is the most wholesome shit, and once they're done, Kira wanders around in the grass with Bellamy and Lincoln supervising, Clarke goes to play with the dog, and Octavia comes to talk to her.

Which she was expecting. She's not nervous.

"How's the show going?" she asks.

Clarke smiles. "Great. I assume Bellamy doesn't shut up about it."

"Not on the phone, but as soon as he's actually here all he can think about is the baby."

"Yeah, she's going to be the most spoiled kid in the world if he has his way," she says, unable to keep a fond smile off her face.

"I'm pretty sure that's Bell's actual dream," Octavia muses. "Having enough money to just give everyone in the world he loves everything they want."

"No," Clarke says, without thinking. "Not everything. He cares too much about--not to sound like a dick, but Bellamy actually knows the value of hard work. He wants her to have enough, not to have it all."

Octavia hums, and Clarke realizes that was absolutely a weird thing to say. Just because she's pretty sure it's true, doesn't mean it's not weird.

"But she's going to have the best Christmases and birthdays ever," she adds quickly, before Octavia can say anything else. "That's for sure."

"And you haven't even seen what's under our Christmas tree yet." Her smile is a little too sly and knowing for Clarke's comfort, but it's not like she was really expecting to hide her massive crush from Octavia. It's enough of a miracle she's apparently hiding it from Bellamy. "You're coming, right? For Christmas Eve. Bell said he invited you."

"If you're sure," she says. "It's Kira's first Christmas, right? I don't want to--it's a family thing."

"Yup," Octavia agrees, bright. "So you're definitely coming."

She's the most obvious person in the world. "Yeah. I'll be there."

Bellamy comes and picks her up for Christmas Eve, and they have a nice dinner and end up getting talked into staying the night. Bellamy makes her take the guest room while he crashes on the couch, and she has to stop herself at least three times from going out and dragging him back to share with her before she finally drifts off.

Kira has about fifty billion presents in the morning, and Clarke watches Octavia and Lincoln help her open them while she sits next to Bellamy on the couch, warm and close and so perfect it makes her heart ache. This is what she wants. Everything else is a bonus.

They do hugs all around before they take off, and Octavia gives Clarke an extra-tight squeeze and says, "So, same time next year?"

It feels so dangerous. But all she can say is, "Yeah. Can't wait."

*

Boston sucks.

Okay, it's not Boston, Boston didn't do anything wrong. It's not Boston's fault. It's just that Bellamy is finally back in LA now that the first season has wrapped, and Clarke could be there with him, getting started on the second season they don't even have yet, and instead she's actually farther away from him, in a different timezone, and they have enough trouble coordinating just watching the show together, let alone anything else.

So when she gets a call from the network a week before they're set to wrap filming to tell her they've decided to pick up the show and will be sending her paperwork for her and Bellamy on Monday, she figures--that's the kind of news she should share in person, right? They don't need her on-set for the last week. They'll be fine.

It's less than twenty-four hours before she's on his doorstep, shifting from one foot to the other, giddy with excitement about getting to see him and getting to share the news.

So, of course, her phone buzzes, and she's incapable of not checking it. Maybe the old people are right, and modern technology really is ruining everything. This is a big moment, and she's probably going to be distracted by putting out some fire across the country.

Bellamy: Why is someone at my house?

Then again, maybe not.

Me: I don't know why you think I'd knowAre they in your house?Call the police if you're about to be stabbed

Bellamy: DoorbellI never get visitors

Me: Dial 9-1-1 so you're ready to hit send if it's someone who wants to murder you

Bellamy: Thanks

Me: Life hack

She hits the doorbell one more time for good measure, and he answers a second later. He clearly wasn't expecting visitors, because he's wearing his Hufflepuff pajama pants, a Schuyler sisters t-shirt, and his glasses, with a good two days of stubble, staring at her in open disbelief.

Clarke loves him so much it's unreal.

"Did you know I am actually the best producer in the world?" she asks. "Because I got us picked up for another season. Already. So any time you want to--"

She just sees the flash of his smile for a second, and then his hands are cupping her face and his mouth is on hers, warm and solid and perfect. At first, she can't even respond, too busy trying to catalog everything: the feel of his thumb against her jaw, the lingering flavor of his toothpaste, the slight tremor in his hands like he's nervous this isn't okay.

And then she's grinning into it, guiding him inside without breaking the contact, pushing his door closed with her foot. He doesn't waste any time, trapping her up against it and sliding his tongue against her lips until she opens for him, and it's so, so good, it's everything she wanted--

Except she needs to be sure.

He slides away, pressing kisses down her jaw to her throat, and her breath comes out rough and shaky. She could fuck him first, right? Even if he's just happy they got renewed, there's nothing wrong with a quick celebratory bang with the guy you're in love with.

"If I knew I just had to get the show renewed for you to make a move, I would have worked harder on it," she manages. It feels safe.

He gives her a gentle bite where her jaw meets her neck. "It was the leaving for two months. Fuck, I missed you."

She lets out a relieved laugh, but it's not quite all the way there. "As long as it's not just enthusiasm for the second season. Maybe you do this to all your producers."

Bellamy must hear it too, because he pulls back, giving her a soft, warm smile. "I've been trying to figure out how to tell you how I feel for--way too long. You getting back was my deadline. I was going to try to come up with a speech."

She kind of collapses into his arms, which would be embarrassing, but he doesn't seem to care. Honestly, he seems just as relieved as she does to have it cleared up, nuzzling and kissing her hair, rubbing her back, just holding onto her too.

Obvious is probably kind of relative. That's what everyone's been telling her. It wasn't obvious to them.

She kisses his shoulder. "That was weird, right? I made it weird."

He laughs. "You do keep telling me you suck at personal relationships. I should have believed you." This kiss is softer, warmer, less raw passion. Which is fine. She likes passion, of course. But she's pretty sure they can have hot, desperate teenage make-out sessions once they're done with feelings. "I don't mind establishing that I'm in love with you," he says, mouth quirking into a smile. "I definitely am. I was planning to lead with that."

Her life is awesome. "I had a crush on you when I was sixteen," she admits, laughing into his shoulder.

"Yeah?"

"You were hot! You were my go-to yes, I'm definitely into guys guy for like five years. Not that I--" she can't help adding. "I got over it. For a while. I wasn't weirdly pining or anything."

"Glad you stopped getting over it," he says, and Clarke really has to agree.

*

She's on their couch with her feet in Bellamy's lap while he plays some weird imported Japanese RPG Monty recommended when she gets the call about the third season. She gestures for him to mute the game.

"Hey, Roan."

"Clarke. How's the boyfriend?"

"Unshaven, unshowered, generally a giant nerd. How are you?"

"Much the same, although something less of a nerd. And my beard is both richer and more deliberate than his."

Clarke didn't sell the show to Roan just because they're sort of weird friends, but it was definitely a connection she mercilessly leveraged. It helps that he likes the show, of course. But she's also awesome at networking.

"If your jawline was as good as his, you wouldn't want to hide it either."

"Yes, I'm sure that's it and not just that he's unable to grow real facial hair."

"Miller grows out his beard every hiatus just so he'll be jealous, yeah." Bellamy raises his eyebrows, and Clarke just grins. "Did you have something to say, or do you just want to talk shit about my boyfriend?"

"Both. We're giving you the third season. Be prepared for a lot of fights about how much you're allowed to focus on Costis."

"I've already got an actor lined up for him. John Murphy. I promise we're going to make it work."

"I believe you. That's why you're renewed. Paperwork on Monday, official announcement in a month. Tell Bellamy congratulations."

"Will do. Later, Roan."

"That sounded friendly," says Bellamy, careful. "I assume that means good news."

"Third season," she says, climbing into his lap for a long kiss. "And you already confessed your love after the first renewal, so I don't know how you're going to top that."

He doesn't miss a beat. "I've got a ring in the dresser. If Roan had warned me, I would have had it ready, but--"

"Seriously?" Clarke asks.

His shrug isn't as fluid as he wants, and he's not looking at her. "If you want. If you don't, it's not--"

She kisses him again, warm and deep and joyful, and he tugs her closer. "You know you don't have to time all of our relationship milestones with the show, right?" she teases.

"I know. But we might as well do it for as long as we can, right?"

She laughs. "We definitely can't coordinate the wedding with a fourth season pickup."

"Nah. But I bet we can figure something out."

"Yeah," she agrees. "No problem."

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immj2 20.10.20 lb

great, the memory card has fallen off aryan's shoe onto the floor. can't wait to see it kicked and passed around the house like the heere in andaz apna apna ka climax.

a wholeass pailllllllll of nails chachi has, and she knocked it over, and now she's scooped the memory card and put it with the nails. abbe yaaaaaaaaar.

dadi is a little too fida on this bahu. hello, you have other grandchildren in this house too? yes ok most of them other than siya suck, but still!!!! angre ko toh itna laad nahi deti aap??? i would argue he deserves it more, having to handle two-two sankiii raisinghania siblings. 

lehenga waala controversy ki hawwwwwww vansh ki maa ka lehenga kaise pehen liya tumneeeeeee, and riddhima's like bishhhhhh my man gave it to meeee.

btw i think it's rude af that vansh got haq over it and not ishani and siya. i would totally not let a brother give away my mom's payal AND lehenga to some chick he married coz he thought she was a shady bitch here to spy on the fam. HE DIDN'T EVEN MARRY HER COZ HE LOVED HER OR NOTHING!!!!!!! WHY DOES SHE GET OUR MOM'S STUFF?!?!?!!?!? WHO MADE HIM THE BEQUEATHER OF HER HEIRLOOMS????????

long story short, i agree with ishani's bitchface here.

face-off between saas bahu over whether vansh will show up for aarti. lordddddddddddd, y'all better off betting on shit like the ipl, at least kuch toh paise mil jaate usmein.

full raisinghania parivaar convinced ki nahi aayega vansh.

but oh????????? YEH KISKI HAI AAAHAT???????? YEH KISA HAI SAAYA?????????

boooooooooooyah in your faces, bitches. though mans looks like he'd rather wrestle a pack of wild dogs than be doing this. HE'S HERE. THAT'S WHAT MATTERS.  

behold the power of heterosexual crushy-wushy feelings (triple-boosted by the power of maa ka lehenga.)

mann hi mann mein gutargooo. god, just rip off the beautiful clothes and fuckkkk, you idiots. it's what maata rani wants!

OK BLOODY ENOUGH STARING THIS SCENE HAS LITERALLY GONE ON FOR 3 MINUTES TOO LONG, AARTI BHI KARNI HAI KI NAHI?!?! WHO ARE THESE PPL WHO STAND AROUND SUSTAINING EYE CONTACT LIKE THIS MY SOCIALLY ANXIOUS ASS IS FUCKING DYINGGGG HERE FROM JUST WATCHING THIS

dude turns on the puppy eyes only when she's not looking.

waaaaaah! look who's enjoying aarti! while smize-flirting with wife.

inn meesniyon ko baaz nahi aana. this is the fucking stupidest shit i've ever seen. WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A BED OF NAILS?????? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT THE MORE THE NUMBER OF THE NAILS PACKED CLOSELY TOGETHER, IT PROVIDES A FOUNDATION THAT ALLOWS EVEN WEIGHT DISTRIBUTION AND THUS DOESN'T HURT?????? USKE UPER CARPET BHI DAAL DIYA. SO HOW IS THIS SHIT SUPPOSED TO WORK, LIKE AT ALLLLL????

also idk wtf dushmani this family has against riddhima's poor feet ki unko hi nishaana banaate hain har time. poori ki poori body padi hui hai behen ki, kahin aur bhi vaar kiya karo, variety ke liye?!?

bhakti waala boner.

kal hi maine bola tha ki isko dandiya mat dena. angre inviting his own shaamat.

literally everyone in the family has their own different style of taking aarti.

aarti given to aryan with an extra side of stinkeye and promise to put him in jail.

voot has muted all the bloody songs and replaced it with some generic music and goddddddd. i have to go download some stream from tv now to watch the dance sequences properly. literally what is the point of voot’s existense, someone tell me. itnaaaa ghatiya streaming platform nahi dekha maine aaj tak. they should be paying us to watch shit on their trash site.

this is the most non-enthu dandiya playing i have seen in my life. he's standing there as if his shoes have been nailed to the ground. ffs, siya, who's in a wheelchair has more zeal.

his bejaan dancing reminded her of the other inanimate object that is priority as of the moment: the memory card.

aaaaaaaaaaand she hit him on the hand, and he walked off mooh phula ke that she wasn't paying attn. GOD EVERYONE IN THIS SHOW IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING.

meanwhile this one also got her hands on the bucket of nails. lordddddddddddddddddddd. i just can't with these ppl anymore.

yeh lo, yeh phir aa gayi maata rani se favour maangne.

FROM 0-60 IN A SECOND THIS ONE'S BRAIN MAKES ASSUMPTIONS. DIMAAG HAI YA TESLA KA ENGINE?!?!!?

inka khatam nahi hua. itna dimaag padhaai likhaai mein lagaati aap log toh khud ki companyaan chalaate, aur vansh ke paise ki zaroorat nahi padti.

ishani literally hammered nails into her bloody dandiya to hit angre with, who tf she think she is, jeffrey dean morgan from the walking dead?!?!!?!?!?!

hein???? riddhima ko itne upar se bucket mein memory card dikh gaya??? is she a long-lost cheel sister from naagin 5???? (maine bola tha this show is a companion piece to that one!!!)

i really truly get ishani’s annoyance with this b. she’s very very very irritating.

“isse kahin safe jagaah chupaana hoga” she says, AND YET AGAIN PUTS IT SOMEWHERE TOTALLY DUMB, THAT SHE WOULDN'T REALIZE IF IT FELL TF OUT. WHYYYYYYYY IS SHE LIKE THIS?!!?!?!?!?!? JUST WHY??????????

I MEAN........... JUST GO HIDE IT WHEREVER YOU KEEP YOUR MENSTRUAL PRODUCTS????? LITERALLY NO ONE WILL TOUCH THOSE, ESP. VANSH/ARYAN. IT'S THE LAST PLACE THEY'D EVEN THINK TO LOOK. MY GOD WHY IS SHE SO INFURIATINGLY STUPID??????????

garba ke baad she wants to show vansh the footage. wonderful. should go great.

mummyji ka naatak to make riddhima take the akhand jyot. fwding.

if there's anyone who's MORE of a doe-eyed optimistic fool than riddhima in this house, it's angre.

god ishani, you're a horrible person.

ofc, isko hero banna hai. keel ko poora daboch hi liya haath mein.

great, he's like tum ziddi toh main bhi dheent. re bhagwaaaaaaaan.

pls god, let them pair siya with someone wholesome; nahi toh i'll not have a single couple to ship in this generation of raisinghanias.

lmaooooooo dandiya kam yeh toh fencing match zyaada lag raha hai.

husband was just saying sorry to apologize for bumping into her but OH HO HO HO HO PATIDEV KABHI MAAFI KYUN MAANGEEEEEEEE PARMESHWAR SE TOH GALTIYAAN NAHI HOTIIIIIIIIIIII

one ainvayi ka ~~deep~~~~~~ dialogue also, that made no fucking sense but ok whatever.

LMAO WHUT THE DANCING CAME OUTTA FUCKING NOWHERE I AM AS PUZZLED AS VANSH IS

also everyone's like baaju hato baaju hato iske khatarnaak dancing se already vansh ko lag chuki ek baar abhi humein nahi khaani

i am ishani and aryan, pissed at how this chick just be hogging the whole floor. hello, this is a communal garba space!!!?!!

also i fucking love nagada sang dhol, but solo dancing to this song just looks very very sad.

anyway, now that the cultural program part of the evening is over......... time for operation keel carpet.

this chachi is such a sample i swear to godddddddd. iske khurafaati dimaag mein full time aise nonsense ideas hi aatein hain. aunty, apply this time and effort into an mba or msw or something, and you'd be much better off in life.

for the love of god stop making this dude run unless its some legit chase sequence or something. he looks ridiculous running around in the house as if he's trying to break the world record for 400m.

Bhakti Boner round 2.

chalo, finally she's on her way to the room. in dono ke kaleje ko thandak.

once again, for those at home thinking of replicating this kaand to fuck over an annoying nanad/bhaabi/whatever: please read how a bed of nails works, so that you don't waste your time on it.

why's everyone watching her go up as if ISRO ne koi naya satellite launch kiya ho??? DO Y'ALL NOT HAVE WIFI IN THIS HOUSE??????? MATLAB, KUCH BHIIIIIIIII ENTERTAINMENT NAHI HAI KYA ISS GHAR MEIN RIDDHIMA KE ALAAVA????

issne toh mann mein jann gann mana bhi gaana shuru kar diya, outta pride.

HOW EVEN IS SHE BLEEDING FROM THE FOOT WHEN KEELON KE UPAR CARPET HAI?????????? KUCHHHHHHHHH BHI.

[tellywoodtrash]

sanjivani 11.11.19 lb

ouff aaj ka ep bhi melodrama se bhara, kya yaaaaaaaar. baksh do mujhe, warna lb-ing chodna padega.

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that chakku (*anika voice*) looks so ridiculously fake, looks like aluminium foil fold kar karke banaaya hai.

ouff hathaapaai. on one hand i wanna fwd. on the other, i wanna see my man's muskles flex in that shirt so imma just stare at the screen slack-jawed.

ouff siddhu, har fight mein ek hi faaltoo strategy hai tera. start out strong and get in one punch at everyone, and then tire out and sabbbbbbbb ki maaar khaana.

thank god ishani intervened warna phir se buriiiiiiiii taraah pitt jaata. iss baar rahil/asha bhi nahi hai chest tube ghusaane ko.

huh. this looks familiar.

ah right.

apparently gunday are also really awestruck by this pradarshan of sachcha pyaar, that they're just standing there and watching these two stare at each other.

PHIR SE???????? OUFF. LAME AS FUCK. ALL OF YOU HERE, SIDISHA, GUNDAY, ALL OF YOU ARE DUMB AS SHIT AND IDC ANYMORE.

kaafi bhaaaari metaphor ki asha ko sid ke parathe naseeb nahi. only ishani is haqdaar.

"yeh sid aur ishani ka jala hua pyaar... kahin mhara gala na ghot de kisi din."

hahahahahaha. i might be on board with shady!asha if she has such choice dialogues.

asha is a big mood today.

oh lord pls asha, don't go along with this bs. i still begrudgingly like you/am on your team (in vardhan related matters) pls just stay chaotic neutral and don't ruin sid's career. pyaar ke bina phir bhi jee lega, but his career is the only thing he has going for him in life rn!

lmaoooooooooooooo kyaaaaaa chutiyaapa hai yaar. she gave them all her money and valuables already. no one would fucking waste further time with these ppl.

this is pretty much loosest fucking knot ever, idk why they're struggling so much. isse zyaada tight toh abhi mere pyjame ka naada bandha hua hai.

isko toh bas mauka chahiye taadne ko.

even ishani is like dude is this the fucking time to look at me like THAT????

"kaise?" 

BITCH YOU VERY WELL KNOW KAISE.

"jaise main pagalon ki tarah tumhe pyaar karta hoon?"

AYE HATTTTTTTTTTTT. JAB DEKHNA CHAHIYE THA, TAB TOH NAHI DEKHA. AB SHAADISHUDA HOKE AISE DEKHNA KA KOI FAAYDA NAHI. CHALO RASTA NAAPO BHAI.

sis ko woh sunte hi lust jaag utha.

"tumhare bina saans lena mushkil ho gaya hai mere liye."

surbhi like aye chal be, i've already heard this exact same dialogue from previous tv pati. in much sexier circumstances. try harder next time. 

"aap mere baare mein aisa soch nahi sakte."

lmao his face. he's like try and stop me, babe.

BRO WHERE WAS ALL THIS FIGHTING SPIRIT AND SEXINESS WHEN SHE WAS GRINDING UP ON YOU IN A TINYASS SARI BLOUSE????? GOD SRSLY, MEN ARE THE FUCKING STUPIDEST.

hein yeh imaginary scene kyun hai flashback mein?

what the fuck side are you on, sid???? coz it looks to me like you're ready to ditch asha the moment ishani's righteousness falters. men are really bullshit. both these girls deserve better than this.

yeah it was that easy from the fucking start. ainvayi khade the dono philosophy jhaadte hue. ugh.

fwding vardhan's bs.

what's this outta nowhere competitive trash talk between rahil and neil? anyway, idc, i'm just here to stare at the faces of my fav boys. alaavoooooo both. cyoootooos.

sid you're being a shadyass husband. not cool.

asha is having crisis of conscience about fucking sid over, but also ouff yeh dono aur inka do takke ka pyaar type feelings when sid is brusque with her about getting over ishani.

ainvayi filler nonsense.

literally who would choose to get operated by a resident over the leading specialist in the goddamn country, just based on some friend's hearsay? like not even juhi, but straight to sid, who’s much much lower in the hierarchy. kuch bhiiiiiiiiiii.

also, pretty sure you can't just CHOOSE who does your surgery like this???? the hospital must have some kinda protocol on who handles what cases.

UH IDK MAN, "TALENT EXPERIENCE NAHI DEKHTA" MIGHT WORK IN THE CASE OF LIKE.... ACTING..... OR BUILDING THE HOT NEW SOCIAL NETWORK OR SOMETHING....... NOT WHEN YOU'RE CHOOSING THE PERSON TO OPERATE ON YOU. JUST COZ I SLICE ONIONS WELL DOESN’T MEAN I’M QUALIFIED TO CUT INTO YOUR CHEST AND POKE AROUND.

shashank has confidence in sid that frankly, no one else here, has. including sid himself.

oh dad. kaash life mein bhi hotein aap iske. itne mental issues nahi hotein isko. hotein (i mean, look at anjali.) but still, at least 36.72% less hotein, in my opinion.

this one is about to start crying.

juhi ko bas aise cliche lines sunaane ko rakha hai yahaan pe aaj kal.

yaar this poor boy. please let this go well. he needs to have this go well, he needs a fucking win already.

THIS MOTHERFUCKER NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE. HE NEEDS TO DIE.

the most realistic part of this show is how ishani subsists on absolute trash, like any young adult left to their own devices.

ugh. this cuteass fucker. it’s wrong that he’s doing this when married but ugh, he’s just sooooo fucking cute. and seems to be having like..... a raaaaaaaare moment of happiness. i can’t begrudge him that after how fucking miserable he’s been for weeks now.

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goddddddddddddddd. i hope this is all just a red herring and he didn't actually fuck up. at least not in a big way.