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dewowis · 6 months
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*coughs up blood*
Happyy 10 minutes late halloween :)))
I was thinking way too hard about Higashikatas cosplaying as Addams family so- have all I could fit
PSST Flora and Fauna would be Aisho and Yotsuyu, if I didn;t forget about this happening i would have added them :))
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baylardo · 9 days
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what if chakotay was giving threshold!janeway (like shes still a lizard) some pets somewhere on voyager and tuvok through this whole process has been pretty like in his lane and i dont go there about janeway and paris being stuck as lizards but hes in the distance working silently at his station and halfhazardly watching chakotay give the captain some scritches and then he finally has it and tuvok stands up and hes like “commander, the captain prefers it when you scratch BEHIND the gills not in front of them 🙄🙄🙄” like hes been telepathically sensing janeways scratch preferences this whole time and hes had enough living it quiet agony watching chakotay pet her the wrong way lmao…. “she also enjoys the belly rubs…….” and then it becomes a thing of chakotay asking tuvok what her preferences are hes like the perfect pet reader hahaha
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Ruggie: *eating clean through a bone while having lunch*
Midwestern! Yuu: "Well, Shit. Yous gotta pair'uv Chompers on ya dontcha? Now, yous better be careful with that thang or'y'll snap somebody's fanger clean off!"
Epel, listening in from another table: YES! YES!! I UNDERSTAND!!! IM NOT THE ONLY ONE ANYMORE
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toxooz · 11 months
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i just wanna
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bishiglomper · 2 months
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I think Alastor is a very intriguing character. Half creole from New Orleans in the 1920s. Successful radio host. Finely crafted accent and persona to match. Has a lively night life.
Also a serial killer. Apparently one with morals, as ambiguous as they may be.
Momma's boy. Gets on great with women. They're fragile things to be protected. Men, not so much. Probably considers them all to be scum beneath his shoe.
Asexual.
It's the asexual part that intrigues me the most and I wonder how it fts into his persona.
I've been thinking a lot about how they would portray this guy if he were an unsub in criminal minds.
Like the whole momma's boy thing, he has lovely relationships with women but doesn't see them in that way. He dislikes men and finds the need to kill some. I'm wondering if his preferences-- or lacktherof has any relation at all. And if for some reason the stars aligned and he did feel drawn to someone, who would he most likely prefer? Yeah he gets along with women but a man might be more on his level, you know?
(We all see how threatened he feels by Lucifer, I can definitely see how Radioapple could be a thing. 😅)
If criminal minds wrote an episode about him they'd probably say something about impotency, yadda-yadda and I do wonder if maybe the thrill of carnage isn't some kind of replacement source of decompression 👀
I just.
I want to study this guy under a microscope so bad😭
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demadogs · 2 years
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yes im a byler truther through and through. yes i absolutely ADORE the pizza scene of mike wearing the stupid glasses and making el laugh. we exist.
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bunnihearted · 1 month
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#1st ​my sister was passive aggressive bc i was boiling pasta when she wanted to make her dinner#so she slammed stuff nd chopped veggies aggressively#nd i felt my heart rate spike nd my body go tense nd i always get clumsy nd drop things nd hurt myself when i get that way#but they think i deserve feeling awful bc of mistakes in the past so i cant ask them to stop#i've been walking around w lots of heavy things nd im barely keeping it together#nd i got so mad bc she wouldnt stop so i started slamming the cabinets nd then left when i was done#then my mom nd other sister got home nd i just wanted to ask my mom smth#when i open my door my other sister goes 'omfg already?'#'immediately when we get home i never get a break. it's almost disgusting'#i just got so.. i realized how pathetic nd childish i am so i just went into my room#but then apparently my sister said to mom that *i* was the only one being passive aggressive#so she comes in to talk when i was having my dinner so i said that i plz just wnna eat my dinner#she didnt know nd she's never cared but i wanted to hurt myself so badly i was struggling not to#but then she started screaming at me for being childish nd passive aggressive nd that i never do anything#she left my room. she still talks to my sisters so i know it's onlg me shes sick of#idk.. today is bad bc i cant talk to her nd i dont have ANYONE else to talk to im all alone#and now i barely even wanna go outside my room bc apparently my family thinks i wnna mess w them just for going to the bathroom lmao#i hate myself so much. im so pathetic. im 25yrs old living at home being a burden#nd im just a pathetic nd childish person. i 'need' to talk nd vent nd rant nd#like if i buy some things i have these need to like do a mini haul or if i get books from the library#i wnna show my mom what books i got#it's so childish. i do feel bad for my mom to have to deal w me nd my annoying personality#why cant i jusy be normal. no wonder why i can never keep friends or my family doesnt wnna talk to me. everything abt me fkn sucks#anyway im just feeling so bad and so alone bc my moms mad at me so now i have no one to talk to
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theprodigypenguin · 6 months
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I need oda to take another week or two off because he keeps coming out with right hook after left hook after right hook and he's absolutely demolishing my mental state and ability to focus at work cuz all I can think about is what might happen in the next chapter, SIR PLEASE I'M GOING TO CRY.
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occultradio · 7 months
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Sooooo umm I have a weird late night question regarding my story now that I have a lot more followers I get kinda nervous doing -weird- things.
sooo alien mpreg is canon with the sims, not now because I still want to do things with them but in the distant future what if Viscera gets pregnant?
Like I know it's more common to make the fem one carry the baby but idk making the beefcake do it seems fun.
I also eventually would like them to have a kid (bio or adopted) so that kid can eventually be with Quill and Novembers kid or at least be friends
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moonlit-sweet-dreams · 7 months
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*FOAMING FROM THE MOUTH*
I AM SOOOOO NORMAL ABOUT THEM ABSOLUTELY 100%
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1800-needs-help · 11 months
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That episode of house where him and chase tell the story of some case they had and chase is being sued...and house just looks at the camera at one point. It scared the absolute fuck outta me. I don't know if he ever does look at the camera again but I think he should just for fun. Not even for plot reasons, just bc he feels silly goofy yknow
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quasieli · 7 months
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Isn't it the greatest being a person with sound sensitivity issues and living in a house 4 very loud adults who don't know how to talk to each other, so they end up screaming? So fun.
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kenny-grass · 1 year
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hello kenny!! my name is kenny, and i am you. i just wanted to know a little more about you, why do you do art? what does art mean to you? why are you so sexy? these are just a few of my many, many, MANY questions for you, but i'll keep it at that for now. toodaloo!!
thank you so much for asking kenny!!! that is a very strong and intelligent series of questions that i would be more than happy to answer.
why do you do art?
i could obviously answer this in the most amount of words possible, but i will try my best to keep it concise. as long as i can remember i have had the burning desire to be a great artist (said every artist ever), mostly in the world of cartoons and 2D animation. it wasn't something that came as naturally to me like it did with many of my friends, but i have never ever lost the determination to improve my skills. i've been though a lot with my relationship with my art as a reflection of my own self esteem, so to finally be in a place where i not only enjoy doing it on a daily basis but also have the desire to share it is really a comforting feeling and definitely reflects the growth i've had over the past few years. sorry for the run-on sentence, i'm not gonna edit it. tldr; because i love it
2. what does art mean to you?
art to me is anything that strikes your heart with inspiration, desire, rage, dread, or any emotion that is too nuanced to describe with words. i find this in everything, from the works of great artists throughout history to the amazing world of gumball. it's the ultimate lens into a world that can't exist in this dimension, and it excites me every time i think about how wonderful the fictional world is. it really brings to life the phrase "you can do anything if you put your mind to it." i know i certainly can, and so can you.
3. why are you so sexy?
this is the trickiest question to answer, as i did little to achieve this beautiful face on purpose. however, i can say without a doubt my sexiness went up by like 10000% once i realized just how hot i was in my eyes. also because of all the candy i eat i think it made my bones stronger and my hair longer and my face like handsome squidward. so yeah if you're trying to be as sexy as me you can either love yourself and believe in your heart you are the sexiest one alive no matter what or you can just eat like soooo much candy. your pick.
thanks for asking anonymous source named kenny who is also me!! hope this answers your questions <3
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griffin-black · 2 years
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Hey. Salut. I'm Griffin.
Heya, cool cats! I'm Griffin! But you can call me Griff. The new school year is starting for me soon, and I wholly intend on being productive as BLAZING HELL this year and I'm thinking starting this tumblr blog will keep the ball rolling for me. So here's my lil' intro. I'm going into my senior year of highschool, AAAAAAAAA. I am a music f r e a k and plan on being a famous rockstar. Pretty simple. I love Rock 'n' Roll, David Bowie (YES.), Tim Burton, Hungry (the makeup artist), Bjork, Beethoven, Sex Pistols, Creepypasta, Marble Hornets, Gary Oldman, Phantom of the Opera, The Smiths & Morrissey, The Marauders *sob*, POTC, Deep Forest, Mott the Hoople, Harry Potter, All things academia, All things punk, All things classical, All things Glamrock, All things romantic, and All things chaotic. :] Here's What I'll Be Studying: (Heads up, I'm homeschooled. So I get free reign of what I study B) ) Music, Guitar & Piano Theory, Poetry, Art, English & Literature, History, Classics and French. Some Things I'll Be Studying Outside of School Work: Latin, Italian & German. (hah. bet.) Knitting & Crocheting, Music Production, Calligraphy. And Things I Plan To Do In My Free time: Jewelry Making, Letter Writing, Song Writing, Novel Writing (I am writing a book, more on that at a later date ;) ), Poetry Writing, Chess, Baking & Cooking, Stargazing, Taking a Walk and Writing What Comes To Mind, Journaling, Having a Picnic, Dramatically Reading Plays and Poetry Because I'm Just T H A T LONELY, Watching Academia Media, Collecting & Pressing Flowers, Decorating My Room With Art, Poetry & Lyrics, Reading, duh. Pathetic Goals That Hopefully I Can Achieve: Fixing My Terrible Sleep Schedule, Only Two Hours On Screens a Day Unless Studying/Researching/Writing, Exercise More, Journal, Read, Get Amazing At Guitar & Piano, Post On Tumbler (obv), Draw & Paint More, Study More, Keep Up French, Write My Novel.
Here's Some Links: Quotev WeHeartIt ArchiveOfOurOwn Andddd, yeah! This Blog is mainly going to be Academia/Marauders/Music related. So if you're into that . . . Ahoy! Welcome to the party!! Anyway, see ya later cats!
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bunnihearted · 3 months
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#maybe maybe one day i'll be ok??#maybe i'll manage to get my high school diploma#maybe i'll get a student housing apartment in another city. maybe i can study to become a pre school teacher...#(not my dream job but the only job that seems possible for me)#maybe i'll be able to work on my anxiety and avpd and become more calm#maybe i'll be able to exercise the way i want nd become physically strong#maybe i'll be brave enough to try apps to make girl friends i can hang out with???#maybe i'll get back into writing nd posting it. maybe i'llhave more fun w insta and taking photos again??#maybe i'll fix my relationship w my sisters nd talk to them again??#maybe if im lucky i'll meet someone who i fall in love w who falls for me too? maybe someone will one day choose to be with me??#maybe i can get a real apartment nd have a job? maybe i can even live w a partner one day? and maybe i'll have friends?#maybe i wont be all alone forever?? maybe i wont feel this alienated nd isolated for my entire life??#maybe maybe maybe my life can be alright....? can it really be?#i dont have much hope. but maybe??? plz plz plz let it be so let it be so#and maybe for now.. as im lower than i've ever been before..#maybe i just need to be able to eat more normally again. then i can have my coffe chocolate moments w youtube#and i can watch kdramas nd have dinner. which are two moments that make me feel ok nd calm#<<< i feel ashamed abt it but comforting eating is a thing for me. im gnna be alone 4ever anyway so might aswell just accept thats how i am#so yeah maybe maybe i'll start feel a bit better when i can disconnect from everything nd just get immersed in a kdrama nd have dinner lmao#idk. i just dont feel like i'll ever have a real life. i'll never have what i dream abt (which isnt even much. just love.. just love lmao)#so then i can daydream nd live by reading books nd watching kdramas nd tv shows nd also write a lot#but ofc in my freetime bc i need a job w a stable income nd my own apartment. even if i dont love my job i need one that i can be ok with
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imnotafoximarabbit · 2 years
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10 year old me was on some shit 
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