#plz stop doing that

[thebibliosphere]

Vague memories from last night of telling someone, cringing in on myself as I said it, “yeah, I’m not a TikTok author, I’m a Tumblr author” then having to explain that the reason for Hunger Pangs being a success is because it is possible to be ‘popular’ on Tumblr, it just doesn’t mean what popularity means on other social media sites.

And then going on a rant about how I don’t want to be a TikTok author because despite being several shades of mentally unwell I have enough self-preservation to not throw myself at the mercy of an algorithm to ensure I can afford to pay my bills and hey, Shana, if you’re out there I am so, so sorry but after a night of being asked “oh you’re an author? What’s your TikTok handle?” I couldn’t take it anymore.

Thanks for listening and not outright laughing.

[saotoru]

how they eat it

dante, nero, vergil x fem reader

tw cum eating

dante

dante is sloppy. he likes it filthy and messy. the sight of your sticky cunt covered with his cum drives him so fucking feral that he lowers his mouth onto you and laps it up, moaning at how good you both taste. he knows you’re still sensitive from your last orgasm, overstimulated by the way you squeal his name and pull on his hair, but dante doesn’t care. he needs to feel you cum on his face. he wants it so bad that he whines into your cunt, slipping two fingers inside you while his lips wrap around your clit, the sensitivity bringing you close to another orgasm.

“fuck, you taste so good, angel… tastes so good when you’re covered in me. cmon princess, squirt for me, please make a mess on me…”

a hand comes to press down on your lower abdomen and that’s enough to send you hurtling over the edge, all the pressure building up finally releasing. you shake violently while dante fucks you through your orgasm, but he’s got you, licking up all you have to offer. he pulls back for a moment to admire your pussy glistening with saliva, cum, and squirt, smoothing his hands over your thighs. “good job, pretty girl… give me another one, yeah?”

nero

nero is sweet, so gentle that it’s almost teasing. he’s nervous peeling off your panties to admire your pretty pussy, shiny with arousal. he’s so awestruck that he forgets he’s just staring and his warm breath tickles, making you close your thighs instinctively, a bit shyly.

“no, no,” he says as he gently pries your legs open once more. his eyes meet yours. “you’re so gorgeous.”

“nero…”

the whine in your voice is so cute that nero just can’t help but give you what you want. he presses a kiss at the junction of your thigh, his thumbs rubbing soft circles on your knees. “i know, baby.”

he loves to kiss everywhere first, softly, over both thighs and all over your pussy. he wants to show you how much you mean to him. it makes you squirm in anticipation with how slow he’s being, how ticklish his lips feel, that you almost whine again before finally feeling him press a long kiss to your clit. nero rewards you for your patience by making out with your sensitive clit, the moans it earns him spurring him on, his tongue parting your folds. he can’t get enough of your reaction, entranced by the way your hips twitch with every flick of his tongue. you’re so cute when you grind yourself against his face like this, that he can’t help but hump into the mattress, getting himself off to being used to make you cum.

vergil

vergil is actually feral. for someone who prides himself on composure and self control, he’s rough when he eats you out. he can’t help it. his burning desire to taste you is so overwhelming that all he can do is shove his face further into your pussy. he grips the soft flesh of your thighs hard and pins them to the bed, leaving you unable to squirm away from his relentless tongue. it’s too much, your clit still sore from your third orgasm but vergil isn’t done. he needs more. “your taste…” his voice is a growl, borderline inhuman. “it’s driving me insane.”

the nails digging into the flesh of your thighs become sharper, and you realize that he’s close to dting. the realization has your legs accidentally clamping around his head but vergil growls, large hands forcing you open and holding you still.

“enough. take it.”

you can’t interrupt him, not when he’s like this, not when he needs to have his fill of you. he mouths at your pussy, pressing his face into you as much as he can. slick coats his face, tongue, nose, everywhere, filling his senses with you, but it’s still not enough. he gives your clit a rough, hard lick, pleased how you writhe and whine beneath him. vergil loves how vulnerable and pliant you are, letting him make you cum again and again until he’s satisfied.

[16th-of-a-twigg]

Still chipping away at this 😈 2024 V 2014

[greenscreen-dress]

Happy dunmeshi episode day where's kity where's the daughter does she get a voice line today. Please 🥺

[lover-of-skellies]

Why does it sound like there's a creature breathing real loud in the vent intercom thing in this break room right now

[flurrywhipdies]

[spiral-man]

You can’t name three very important characters Michael, it’s a audio podcast, just because you spell them differently doesn’t help-

[rafyki]

I really can't understand why, but there's so much useless discourse in the pjo fandom - about ships, about interpretation of characters, about headcanons, and all stuff like that. Like, are most people in this fandom unable to have fun?

I mean, I've been in the fandom for ten years now, and (maybe it was bc back in the day I was in the Italian fandom) but back then there wasn't this much discourse???

Please, just learn to have fun, that's literally what fandoms are made for

[000marie198]

Nine getting jealous that some of the other tailses are growing taller than him (poor boy didn't realize that welding a bunch of robot spider legs to his spine might stunt his growth)

Remember how in the show he always kept using them to gain height on others so he'd be taller and more intimidating? Yeah...

[miss-m-winks]

(image description: two colorful nude portraits of male characters with fat bodies. Image one is a drow in shades of orange, pink, and purple, standing in an empty space. Image two is an orc in shades of green, blue, and yellow, sitting halfway on a tree stump with a simple forest background. end description)

I pulled these poses from posespace.com, it's a very useful resource.

The orc is K'arik, one of my favorite ocs. He's deaf and also a celibate aroace. He breaks so many hearts, because he's got the body of a warrior god and zero interest in romance or sex. But he does have a very close platonic bond with my two main protagonists.

The drow is a new and mostly unimportant oc, he's only relevant for a couple of scenes in a new side story I'm writing. But he is important in those few moments! So I needed to flesh him out and get a sense of his looks and personality. His name is Biscuit.

There are two types of male drow: those who only have the instinct to travel far enough to find another colony and bond with a Matriarch, and those who are driven to wander outside and occasionally visit drow colonies to mate with a Matriarch and then leave. Though they've evolved past mere instinct as fully sapient people, many amab drow still go off wandering, and they are built to carry large amounts of fat to sustain them as wanderers. They've developed their own nomadic culture as well. One of their traditions is picking a new name when they leave the caverns, typically based on a new favorite thing they've found in the outside world. Sometimes it's an animal, a landscape feature, or a weather event. Sometimes it's a food, like Biscuit here.

Biscuit may not have a large role in my writing, but he is very good for figure drawing practice, so I think I'll keep him around.

[undertheorangetree]

I need everyone to forget about the book for a second because it’s a biased historical retelling and the show is different as per GRRM okay? Blood and Cheese was different and it was good for what it was!!! There’s no Maelor and that’s okay!! Helaena is simply being traumatized in a different way

Because imagine that was you in the middle of the night and someone held a knife to your throat and said tell us which one is your son or you and BOTH your children die. You don’t think you would shut down and dissociate?? Not everyone has the fight response in fight or flight some flee and some freeze and that’s what she did. The trauma here isn’t she chose a son to die and has to live with that it’s she was so terrified she gave him up without a fight. She’s gonna hate herself for that later and that’s gonna be where the trauma lies instead.

We should simply give the show a chance to tell the story it’s going to tell. There’s no such thing as a history book that’s unbiased and an accurate accounting of events. And at the end of the day it was a good episode with a handful of hiccups

[catboysdnp]

'i am a naughty puppy and someone needs to teach me how to behave' more like someone needs to teach you how to shut up

[uluvjay]

Hi guys, over the past couple of days someone has taken my work and is trying to use it as their own. I messaged them and they seem to think it is a joke so here is the evidence!

I am pink, they are blue

As you can see they copied not only my dialogue but even the sequence of events, yes they cut out certain parts but if you read side to side you can see it.

I didn’t want to do this but they have been severely rude and disrespectful and I’m not okay with them keeping what they copied up and posted as their own.

And from my understanding a friend told me they copied another one of my works that I wrote for Charles Leclerc and are using it for Max Verstappen.

I have now blocked this account because of how rude and hateful they were being so please if you come across anything that copies my work or any other writers work, report it.

[thatwasntverycashmoneyofme]

aggy ass boys who fell in love with you ever since you ‘beat his ass’ for touching your hair.

We know as young black girls raised by our mothers they always tell us to never let anybody touch our hair—never🙅🏾‍♀️.

So fast forward to you telling him to stop twice after tugging on your hair, who doesn’t take heed to your warning tugs on it again extra hard, harder than the other times, your arm comes barreling forward, palm connecting with his face.

“I told you to stop so many times just leave me alone.” You scurry off not wanting to be caught and punished leaving him behind, who’s face turned red for two reasons that day.

After that he never touched your hair and followed behind you quietly wherever he could, face turning a peach shade whenever you side eyed him. That was the day he knew he fell in love.

Bakugo, Inasa, Sanemi, Inosuke, Eren, Connie, Reiner, Hanma, Sanzu, Arthur Boyle, Aoi, Gojo

𝗌𝗉𝖺𝗆 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾𝗌, 𝗋𝖾𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗀𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌. 𝖣𝖮𝖭𝖳 𝗌𝗍𝖾𝖺𝗅, 𝖼𝗈𝗉𝗒 𝗈𝗋 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖾𝗅𝗌𝖾. ©𝖼𝗂𝗍𝗒𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝖺𝗅

[lilmeowmrow]

3 years later and the nosebleed is back.

[fahbev]

An Incorrect Retelling of Batman and Robin (2009) Issue # Fuck if I know

what do u MEAN this isn’t how it happened?