meme (theyre sharing love advice)
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RANPO IS MORE JEALOUS THAN POE.
There, I said it! Sure Poe is jealous but only of how many friends Ranpo had. Poe isn't nearly as possessive as any of you make him out to be. Look at Poe not giving two shits that Ranpo is hugging and tickling another man directly in front of him.
You know who is possessive? Ranpo. He threatens to "destroy the crux of the existence" of the first man Poe is interested in that isnt him. Mushitarou embarrasses Ranpo in front of his boyfriend and he takes it so hard he starts giving ✨️Fyodor Realness ™️✨️ (sjjdjdkdkd why is this canon). Arguably the most vicious he's been the whole series. It isn't just that the agency took a loss, they take losses all the damn time. If I had a dollar for every time someone in this series was a hair away from death I COULD BUY EVERY VOLUME OF THIS MANGA (and a few light novels).
And when another man is living for days in Poe's mansion (the horror)
Ranpo gives Poe MEANINGFUL gifts and PRAISE IN FRONT OF MUSHITAROU.
No! You don't understand, Ranpo answered in an interview he would never give anyone gifts because he doesn't need to or want to.
He gave Poe gifts he KNEW would mean a lot to him and absolutely nothing to Mushi literally just to prove a point. the point that they are wayyy closer and Mushi could never compare. Poe has done so much more for much less, candy was unnecessary for ANYYYY other reason. It's giving jealous wife, it is sounding a lot like, "You may be currently living in his house but I am his everything."
Personally I like the idea that Ranpo and Poe are both privately snarling at Mushitarou in a jealous rage and he's like, "I don't want him! YOU CAN KEEP HIM! YOU CAN KEEP EACH OTHER!"
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Alan Parsons Project, Tales Of Mystery And Imagination, 1976
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ooc: headcanons I guess (lols)
Trying to grow out his hair, very fluffy hair that falls in his eyes a lot
cannot tan he just sunburns IMMEDIATELY
used to have some freckles as a kid but they all faded
used to write so many letters to Ranpo that he never sent (gay + annoyed over losing)
drinks so much coffee. Always black coffee with sugar
brushes Karl’s fur when he’s nervous
a bit of a dramatic asshole on occasion
autistic. Shh.
ranpoe t4t trust me
definitely has bpd/bpd traits and is trying his best okay. Takes anxiety meds to help with parts of it
so tired. Either sleeps all day or not at all.
has to wear glasses but barely does unless he’s writing or doing work
has lip piercings. Don’t fight it
paints his nails a LOT
religious imagery. He wears cross earrings and has a pendant on his bag. Is NOT religious in any way.
sharp teefies
has killed people btw aha
likes staying up when it’s snowy just to watch it in the dull moonlight. Usually with a cup of coffee
smokes and is trying to stop
ALSO. LOOK AT THIS ART. IM MAKING THIS ART SUCH A CANON DESIGN OKAY. HES SO FUCKING HOT HERE.
People who might wanna see my bs:
@the-greatest-detective-ranp @fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency
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like yeah maybe tlj would have been subversive or whatever if finn and poe had been completely different characters. and also white men. but finn and poe already WERE subverting what was typical of star wars (and like pop culture in general) by being men of color in these hero roles. like okay a han solo type getting too confident and fucking up and learning he was wrong WOULD be flipping our expectations but poe never WAS a han solo type, at least not in the way tlj/rian johnson framed him to be.
it is just so clear that rian johnson had this idea in his head for a ~different/unexpected/whatever~ take on star wars but he had to force every single existing character into a new shape to fit what they needed to be for his story with NO regard for who they already were and absolutely no care for how he was stereotyping, demonizing, and humiliating men of color in order to fit his ~vision~
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ranpo gets carsick very easily and it takes him quite some time to recover from it but he absolutely refuses to put down that book bc “i’m bored ed. you’re driving sooooo slowly.”
“but ranpo-san it’s not my fault. the speed limit is very low.”
and ranpo will scoff and whine and maybe even throw a small tantrum about the “stupid speed limits. stupid road. stupid laws. why can’t we just teleport like that mykola/nikolai guy does” but will definitely refuse to close the book and now they have to pull over bc ranpo has to throw up (spoilers: he probably can’t)
(i also hc that since he eats LOTS of snacks, his body is very used to nauseas so he just… can’t throw up anymore)
and poe knows he can’t throw up but he still pulls over every single time and holds ranpo’s hair very fucking patiently while he tries to throw up like an angry child
and maybe at some point, ranpo thinks poe might get annoyed bc poe can be squeamish (is this the right word???) but actually poe doesn’t mind it that much bc it’s ranpo. it’s not his fault. it’s just his body being a bitch.
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battle jacket update! i took all the pins off and painted the collar, then redid the pins (put some of them on my hello kitty hat and added new ones as well)
i plan on painting more of it too, but not today <3
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another full reference for my OTHER sinner oc, poe! her default weapon is her prosthetic arm (which can turn into many things, but is usually a blade), and her color is #1b1b1b "eerie black"! she's based off edgar allen poe (obviously) and will take inspiration from several of his short stories and poems, but primarily the raven
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6 Random Songs From "On Repeat" Playlist:
Soap by The Oh Hellos
Jackboot Jump by Hozier
Torches by The Oh Hellos
Edge of the Earth by The Beaches
Your Dog by Soccer Mommy
Map on the Wall by Lucy Dacus
tagged by @syoddeye
(Oh Hellos on here twice because I have been listening to them on repeat while working on Heavy Weighs the Crown lmao)
Tagging: @mortuarywriting and also anyone else who wants to do this!
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