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dearreader · 2 years

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fbi agent: say it. say my favorite movies is failure to launch

jake: ᵐʸ ᶠᵃᵛᵒʳⁱᵗᵉ ᵐᵒᵛⁱᵉ ⁱˢ ᶠᵃⁱˡᵘʳᵉ ᵗᵒ ˡᵃᵘⁿᶜʰ

fbi agent: i wish i could believe you

#jake peralta having adhd and not being able to love his hyperfixation #poor man is going through it #kelly has a hyperfixation #kelly watches brooklyn nine nine

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month

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Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)

#tiger tiger #jamis arlesi #remy bonnaire #Arno #through a series of unfortunate events I will be posting this after the update will be out so my timing will be more so:#“Alternate take on how that scene played out” Rather than my funnier “My prediction for how it will go down”#I truly think Remy would rather admit to crimes he didn't commit than confess he has a thing for men.#It would be funny! It would be so funny if this is how Jamis found out. Alas...Not yet...Not yet...#I do love the idea that Jamis completely overlooked the all the elder god horror to get right down to the question of 'HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM'#Remy knows him. Knows him carnally. Wouldn't you like to also know your captain better? In spirit and body and mind?#Jealousy looks good on Jamis. Now he just has to do something about it.#Poor Remy though...He love Jamis so much he'd do anything to prevent losing him.#Which entails never giving Jamis a chance of rejecting or accepting his feelings!#Meanwhile...Jamis is a bisexual disaster man who is at his *limit*.#(For the MDZS fans looking at this Tigers comic who still have no context:#This is like Lan Xichen finding out Jin Guangyao hooked up with Nie Mingjue after LXC spent all that time thinking JGY was straight.#Better yet. This is like WWX just starting to realize his crush on LWJ and then finding out he and JC hooked up in the time skip.#'Nice to know you're into men but why did I have to find out like this' moment.)#((Yes I am trying to bridge the gap between the fandoms I am in. Yes I am still on my propaganda train. Choo Choo!!!))

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grassbreads · 1 year

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On a scale of Chang Geng to Luo Binghe, how well does your teenage protagonist cope with the realization that he has a massive thing for the guy that's basically raising him?

#15 year old Chang Geng losing his mind fuming alone in his room listening to steampunk wuxia linkin park #while 15 year old Binghe is in the next room over cheerfully updating his teacher crush blog #like yeah teen Binghe is the amount of embarrassed and shy about his feelings that you'd expect from any crush #and he absolutely does have SO many self-hatred issues #especially post demon reveal and abyss-kicking when he's older #but the whole teacher-student/age gap aspect is the one thing about his relationship with sqq that never seems to be a problem for Binghe #meanwhile I just finished spl volume 1 #and at this point I'm pretty sure Chang Geng would sooner kill himself and/or whoever he was talking to #before he'd admit that he has a thing for his godfather #which like. yeah man. I probably wouldn't admit that either lmao #but damn is that poor kid going through it #spl #sha po lang #stars of chaos #chang geng #svsss #luo binghe #the scum villain's self-saving system #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #andie reads spl #ID in alt text

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machveil · 5 days

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How would poor Neighbor Konig react to getting ready to put another sticky note on your door only to see a relatively good looking guy leaving your apartment (Spoiler it's your brother or Smth)

I feel like The poor Lil guy would be devastated. 😭

HYPOTHETICALLY (because I think I’d cry if I actually wrote that canonically lmfao)

after catching him, Neighbor!König is a nervous wreck :( he worked up the confidence to put a sticky note on your door while you were home and you opened it? he’s devastated thinking you’re completely turned off - I mean, he’s the one that you’ve been talking to… and he ran away. he was barely brave enough to sign his name on the last sticky note, he’s sure that after finding out he was your mysterious penpal you’re completely disenchanted

Neighbor!König doesn’t have the nerve to leave his apartment for a couple days, anxious that he’d catch you in the hall or elevator. so when he finally calms down enough to leave another note, an apology, and sees a man - not a neighbor, just some guy - leave your apartment? his poor heart sinks

and it’s too late to go back inside! the man that’s closed the door to your apartment saw and made eye contact with him! Neighbor!König is absolutely distraught, did this guy know about your sticky note exchange? would he tell you he saw your neighbor holding a sticky note? would you never talk to König again? would you move or call him a creep? his thoughts spiral in a matter of seconds

quiet as ever, he quickly walks past… whoever that was. mood soured, tears brimming against his waterline, he b-lines for the stairwell. Neighbor!König, simply sits down and waits. waits for that man to take the elevator and leave. sticky note clutched in his now sweaty palm, his sighs

‘sorry, Liebling’ - König

#the angst this poor man is going through #save my boy #konig #könig #könig cod #neighbor!könig #cod #cod thoughts #könig call of duty #könig headcanons #call of duty #konig x reader #könig x reader #könig x you #hit post

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varpusvaras · 3 months

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Fox, high out of his mind after some medical procedure: Look, Sir, you are very kind and very handsome and this is nice and all, but won't your wife be upset that you're doing this?

Bail, petting his hair: You know that she is also your wife?

Fox:

Fox: You are so nice and so beautiful, how could any man ever want to share you? As nice and tall and hot as he is

Breha, holding his hand: You know that he is also your husband as well?

Fox:

Fox: ah what the fuck

#fox going through five stages of...something #like what the hell you cannot just spring that on the poor man #lmao #sw #tcw #commander fox #bail organa #breha organa #bail/breha/fox

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occasionallycoinpin · 6 months

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// bfdia 11 spoilers (?)

occasionally coinpin 16

#man poor pin’s really going through it huh #bfdi #bfdi coiny #bfdi pin #coinpin #coiny #coiny bfdi #pin #pin bfdi #bfb #bfdia #tpot

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morrigan-sims · 6 months

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And I forget sometimes I'm just flesh and bone.

As he stands in the ruined bathroom, all Rook can think is, At least now I can breathe.

#ts4 #ts4 edit #the sims 4 #sims 4 edit #my edits #ts4 render #my renders #blender render #oc: Rook #dnd sims #ts4 dnd #please I beg of you open this in a new tab and look it it. it's 2080px across and I spent way too long on tiny details.#(like the blood on the shards of glass on the sink. and the mirror alone took well over an hour...)#augh I love my boy so much #he's really going through it right now tho #poor bby #but when he's going through it I'm having fun playing him so...#yeah #blood tw #tw blood #so this is scheduled to go up right as we're starting our session picking up from exactly this point.#I thought that would be thematically fitting #please listen to this song it's so good and it's very Rook.#I almost put the lyrics right after this line (''I saw my reflection on the street that night / he said I got something to change your life #/ he said you don't look wrong but you don't look right'')#bc yk mirror shit. But I ended up going with this line instead because it's VERY VERY fitting for the conversations going on w/ Rook.#specifically about his reckless endangerment of himself to the point where some of his party members consider it to be self-harm.#(and obviously punching a mirror intentionally is self-harm.)#but like Rook doesn't see it that way and he's so confused as to why the party is so upset with him. (esp. his mentor and the gunslinger.)#god I could talk about this ridiculous man for hours so I'll stop here.

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ogpromiscuouspaperplanes · 1 year

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a mood... I mean what? I mean yea, I mean what? I mean I would , I mea-

+18 Version Here

#valveplug #my art #thorns and thrones au #what middle aged man pu$$y does to a mf #no thoughtYET SO MANY THOUGHTS going through Deadlock’s poor lovesick head rn all ranging from #‘how in the hell did I get in favor w Primus bc there’s no way I deserve this man’ ro #to*#‘aheem aheem hrhmm ahhahah pretty man in my berth does he rly actually like me back though’#deadlock. my guy #I love these two in the T&T world I CANT HELP MYSELF #ratchet #deadlock

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itsstilltru · 1 month

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I honestly want to see what non slug Ted looks like in your art style! :D

Now that you mention it I wondered the same thing so here we are! :D He has no idea the horrors he’s about to witness.

While I was drawing this lovely guy I had a thought… What if, years later, AM turned him back into a human?

what then?

…

[part 2]

#thank you so much for this idea #truly a rollercoaster #this was so fun to draw omg #this poor man and the horrors I’m drawing him going through #thank you for an excuse to draw this eheheh #ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #my art #am ihnmaims #slug ted #tedam #evil computer #am is a beast holy shit #we love the toxic gays #ANOTHER FRAME #OMFG IM LOOSING MY MIND #unslugged ted

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grumpyghostdoodles · 7 months

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The unexpected continuation of this post! And just like that one, I had to stop multiple times bc I was laughing too hard at Chara's first face

Based on these glorious dogs

#Chara is the most unphotogenic bastard to ever have graced the underworld. poor lad #“but GG wheres frisk?”#firstly they werent even born yet. this would have taken place when ree and chara were lil babies #and secondly EHEHEEHHUEHEU ooh dont you worry I already have planned a related post with frisk in it #and im already laughing at the thought of it #myart #chara ut #chara dreemurr #chara undertale #asriel dreemurr #ut #undertale #deltarune #and yeah not surprised that chara is having an existencial crisis 24/7 #picture it man: you throw yourself down a hole to end with your miserable existence #and instead you get adopted by a loving family of magical goats #also youre royalty now #the lad is going through it and I dont blame them lmao

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ohmaerieme · 9 months

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tacagen · 3 months

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one of the things that fascinate me about thawne: yes, he CAN be normal with kids! surprisingly normal!

((not at all times, though. his mental illness still spills through and as usual he, in trying to manipulate or hurt others, spits out at them the exact stuff that would hurt him (or have in his childhood/barry's rejection interpretation) the most in the first place lmao))

but at the same time. his like second instinct when doing his bullshit is FUCK THEM (as) KIDS

(and, well. whatever this classifies as)

#whats wrong with him. seriously. he loves picking fights with literal children So Much #AND NONE OF THEM WITH WALLY ON THE MATTER OF BEING THE BIGGEST FLASH FAN. HOW DID THAT NEVER HAPPEN #about the middle page. honestly i DIDNT remember he is a Jerk in that way too until i checked his interactions with bart for this post #this man officially should not be allowed near children as a mentor.#just straight up drops ALL his insecurities on a poor kid in trying to make him feel ashamed. NO breaking the abuse cycle for this bad boy #the only thing he doesnt say is the direct 'you are a disappointment' altho the message is still the same 💀💀💀💀💀💀#AND I BET HES HELLA PROUD OF THAT. I MEAN CONSIDERING THIS FACT IG HE DOES TRY TO BE BETTER THAN HIS PARENTS. SOMEWHAT.#and omg he formulates his point like in problem based learning (leading the child to making the correct conclusion themselves)#im dying. professor to the fucking core.#and the way he feels the need to bring up flash facts in his appeal?? EO YOURE SO HOPELESS. THIS IS 100% HOW BART SAW HIM THROUGH #and god knows what he told thad promising to get him out of the speed force if he fought barry there and whether he was going to fulfill it #and do you even IMAGINE how FUCKED barry's mental condition would be growing up if thawne fulfilled his button threat #and i really REALLY wonder about the tornado twins and their relationship with 'uncle eobard' but that will be a separate post #he doesnt know any other way tho. and he might be actually mad at bart for not supporting his every action as The Flash #like. he tries to play family but the second they question he just goes WHATEVER. I DONT NEED IT. FLASH OF MY VISION RUNS ALONE #his problem is that he just wants attention. he doesnt see family/heroing for what 'its really about' or downsides that may come with them #everything is so idealized in his head. and the moment he faces reality with its complications the concept immediately gets antagonized.#and then he reconsiders and changes the conditions but fails each time never realizing the problem is his mindset and not everything else #black white at its finest yall #and man. RELATABLE.#also WHY is he standing LIKE A STATUE when appearing in front of bart????😭😭😭😭#poor museum rat has no idea what heroes in real life stand like #eobard thawne #professor zoom #reverse flash #the reverse flash #bart allen #the flash #dc

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percivals-barrel · 5 months

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Dr. Casper Darling - Large Scale HRA

#enjoy Darling having a breakdown in his undies!#this poor man needs a hug #and more #Will be going through his other video next #so prepare for that #dr. casper darling #casper darling #control #control remedy #control 2019 #matthew porretta

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happyfoxx-art · 2 years

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Aftermath 16- tw/ depiction of a seizure, blood, we seein' dee's messed up shell again. Sorry Donnie, you can't just get your nervous system screwed up by an alien spaceship and not have consequences.

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