#poor wheatley

[kahangeldragon]

A commemoration to that one scene in portal 2

[velvetrambles]

I'm so sorry for this

[geomimetry]

It just fascinates me how much they hate each other

[upperstories]

I am once again thinking about apples, bagels, and unicrons.

[zachhh]

[sailforvalinor]

Sometimes I’m fine, sometimes I’m thinking about how Wheatley is still floating out in the vacuum of space and never got to apologize

[violetstar-arts]

Chell’s favorite band must be Rage Against the Machine since she do be raging against those machines

[superlaserpiss]

He does NOT trust my pets

[frary-us]

Tormented Rev. James Trenchard fears his secret being exposed by the blackmailer, Gorton.😰💔

[frozenhi-chews]

Letseeeee, what is my F/O list full of? Surely-

Traumatized religious-themed puppet who saw the face of God and BECAME God and nearly died

Two robotic eyeballs, one of which has wi-fi and the other was purposefully built to be a "moron," and was temporarily put into a super computer which made him go HAYWIRE.

ANOTHER supercomputer who spends most of his time sending memes and crack posts to his local group. And made his own lil cat

Infamous purple killer that died in a rabbit suit and is currently still rotting inside said suit. The killer was also a CEO of an animatronic pizzaria company.

A fourth-wall breaking merchant who has killed an awful and evil king. He helped someone fulfill the apocalypse

A literal death god who was banished to the afterlife (likely via decapitation) and has been sitting there for 1000 years to get back at his siblings who trapped him there. Only to be brought into the cult he made himself

THE LITERAL FREAKING DEVIL HIMSELF who tricked the Shepards and replaces people with demons known as Alternates

And lastly: A poor freaking human guy. (Who is a ghost magnet and has a robot arm)

One of these isn't like the others

[sysig]

What I want from you is / It was

Your voice

[arcera42]

Little comic about all of my self inserts and how much I love their drama😌🔥

[inkyantace7]

i found the wheatley bot

*snicker*

i

i found the

*giggle*

*grembloblin laughter*

OH GOD

If you have any fun conversations with him, send them to me!

[victorluvsalice]

-->And then it was down to the barn for the grand awakening of Smiler’s Servo! Because, obviously, I had to get that done for the party. I managed to get everyone in there and looking in the right direction for one good picture, but by the time Smiler actually ACTIVATED the Servo, Alice had managed to slip my leash and gone outside to shower in the rain. *sigh* Why isn't the creation of a Servo something Sims are compelled to watch? I think it's a pretty big deal! *shakehead* Anyway, Smiler pulled the big lever, and after a bright flash, the Servo came to life, stumbling off its creation station –

Already terrified of the NEW thunderstorm revving up outside. *sigh* Oh, and without any eyes on its faceplate for some reason (possibly the “Scared” emotion doesn’t show correctly? Or my game was just glitching out a little, which is entirely possible...) Somewhat concerned, I made a note to have Alice change the weather to clear skies once she was done showering, then started working on customizing the Servo (vaguely noticing Victor running off into the rain to clean up some puddles as I did). I gave him (as I'd initialized him as male) the name Marm L. Iser (geddit? :p), then checked the traits he'd had been initialized with. For some reason, his starting aspiration was the one from Home Chef Hustle about mastering small appliances (I had Alice switch to that recently off one of the Wellness ones, and thanks to her running off to shower in the rain again I’d clicked on her right before Marm woke up, so maybe that had something to do with it?), so he had the Essence of Flavor trait from starting with one of the Culinary aspirations –

And his other three traits were Lazy, Loyal, and Loner. XD Oh cripes, what a combination! Especially since I made this thing to try and help out with the chores and the store… To my annoyance, though, Marm had also spawned with a dislike of Funny Sims (how?? Your creator is SMILER), so I decided to try and change that in CAS –

Only to discover I couldn’t. Because the game WILL NOT LET YOU. Probably because you’re not supposed to be able to change a Servo’s traits in CAS, and the likes/dislikes thing is linked to that. *huffs* Well, that sucks! And makes me a little nervous about how I'm going to customize any Wheatley servo I may make/download for any future Tiny Town challenge saves...

-->Anyway – with no way to change Marm’s likes and dislikes on my own (I tried seeing if having him reprogram his own traits would do the trick, but that’s literally just traits, not likes/dislikes), I settled for making him gold so he’d be the right color for a Smiler-related Servo, then breathed a sigh of relief as his mood changed to happy and his eyes finally properly appeared on his faceplate. Hooray! I set about having him and Smiler get to know each other while Alice got on changing the weather before the party and Victor started running back to the barn to join the conversation at my direction –

ONLY TO GET STRUCK BY LIGHTNING. O.O Not fatally, the first time’s always free in The Sims 4, but that was a frankly terrifying moment! D: The poor guy ended up heavily scorched and dazed –

And immediately went “I deserve a cupcake after that” and headed to the greenhouse mini-fridge to get one. XD Which I happily let him do, because he DID deserve a cupcake after that. Damn. Only do that if you’re gonna give him the cool lighting powers, game!

[datwheatleyboi]

im putting paralysis in the blender

NOOOO! DON'T TURN HIM INTO A PALSY SMOOTHIE NOOO

[franzkafkagf]

PRINCE JACAERYS VELARYON; THE FIRSTBORN, THE SOLDIER, THE TRAGEDY

inspired by this post by @allyriadayne

house of the dragon s01e08 / tory adkisson, anectode of a pig / george r. r. martin, the world of ice and fire / tomasz jedruszek, the death of jacaerys and vermax / unknown, i am a poor wayfaring stranger / george r. r. martin, fire & blood / doug wheatley, illustrations for fire & blood / peter paul rubens, st. sebastian / house of the dragon s01e06 / michael dante dimartino, leaves from the vine / josé saramago, cain / josefa de ayala - the sacrificial lamb / callie siskel, mourner's logic / mitski, last words of a shooting star / house of the dragon s2 / sam mendes, 1917