#popcorn shot

[milksuu]

after that one anon ask, i am on that dad!heartsteel!aphelios brianrot oml

[russellius]

all of us on that first day of february

[oscarpiastriwdc]

I’ve been living in this apartment for almost 2 years and finally got around to hanging up these playbills

[duffslut]

Teach you a lesson

Steven Adler x Reader

My Masterlist.

Word Count: 747

Warnings: Smut! Domination kink, Spanking kink, Daddy kink, Oral Sex, Dacryphilia, etc. Minors Dni.

- Argh. - You muttered rolling your eyes, resting your heels on the couch to get them off your feet. - And what does that mean? - You asked Steven, who was having a jealous fit after going out with you to a party where his bandmates were.

- That means. - Steven said. - That I don't want my girlfriend talking to other men, no matter who it is! - He raised his voice, and you got scared, you had never seen him so angry before.

You took off your heels and walked over to your boyfriend, laying your head on his shoulder to soothe him.

- You don't need to be jealous of me love. - You said, lifting your head and approaching to kiss him.

Steven stopped you from getting any closer and wrapped his hand around your neck, pulling you away from him.

- Yes I need. - He said, clenching his teeth. - Until you learn not to behave like a bitch, I'll have to teach you a lesson.

Your eyes met Steven's and you could see the malice and anger in his eyes as his fingers tightened around your throat, you had no choice but to nod, even though you didn't know what Steven was planning to do to you. Your body fell weakly to the floor as soon as his hand left your neck, Steven started to take off his clothes right there in the middle of the room, and then he lowered himself to the ground, you didn't dare say a word, as soon as you saw Steven's hard cock pop out as he pulled his pants down, you knew what was about to happen.

- I'll show you how a real man punishes a brat like you. - Steven said, spitting in your face and then getting up and walking over to the couch.

You were desperate and worse, too horny by his dominance to get up off the floor, so you crawled across the room after your boyfriend.

- Take that dress off. - Steven ordered when you stopped on your knees in front of him, who was sitting naked on the couch.

You obeyed, taking off your dress and leaving only your thin fabric panties, Steven clapped his hands on his own thighs, indicating you to climb onto his lap.

- Count with me. - Steven said after adjusting your body easily on his lap, laying you on your stomach leaving your ass perched for him.

You were still bewildered, having no idea what he was talking about, all you cared about at the moment was his hard cock rubbing against your skin, and your soggy pussy underneath your panties.

- One! - Steven said suddenly, right after you felt his hand hit your ass hard, making your skin burn. - If you don't count, I'll start from the beginning again.

You moaned and whimpered with every slap Steven gave your ass, your eyes were already tearing up when he finally reached ten.

You were taken by surprise when your panties were pulled aside and two long fingers began to slide in and out of you, Steven was finger fucking your pussy with no mercy, going faster by the second while you literally cried horny in his lap. You used your hands to massage and squeeze your own tits looking for some touch to distract you from coming so fast in Steven's fingers.

You never imagined Steven treating you that way, he was always so respectful and calm with you, so much so that you ended up taking too much advantage of his kindness, and now you're suffering the consequences, moaning like a slut, totally at his mercy.

- Aw fuck! Stevie... fuck! You moaned, moving your body uncontrollably in his lap, feeling your whole body finally relax for a few quick seconds as you came.

You were still in a trance when you slowly got up from Steven's lap, he allowed you to kiss his face for a few seconds, but he didn't reciprocate when you tried to kiss him on the lips.

- Satisfy daddy a little my pretty little whore. - Steven asked, and you went back to kneeling on the floor between his legs.

Your mouth was watering to suck Steven's big, pink cock, you started licking upwards, running your tongue along the veins of his cock before reaching the tip and playing with the liquid that oozed non-stop.

Steven looked down on you with satisfaction, with a smirk on his lips, looking mesmerized as he watched how hungrily you swallowed his cock down your throat.

[derangedthots]

wait tea @ regressor!Jacaerys, the fourteen flames sending him back in time like "you must save your family" and Jacaerys understanding "you must marry Aemond and build a family"

...

your brain ... still amazes me.

the fourteen flames plus the both of us looking at jace voluntarily making life difficult for himself by fixating on aemond - a man loathed by literally every one of the blacks - as his baby daddy: your brain amazes me

[nctjpeg]

so….. “see myself in a documentary” was an item on my bucket list that i didn’t know i had but can now be crossed off…….

[notagarroter]

The Care and Feeding of Sherlock Characters

Disclosure: this started as some noodling thoughts about my original fic, in which I'm writing a very eventful sequence and was worrying about when my characters are going to find time to eat, and if readers would notice if they don't. As I often do when untangling writing problems, I thought about what BBC Sherlock does, since it's a text I both admire and know very (very) well.

Just thinking of Sherlock, which sort of lampshades this problem by having Sherlock flat out state that he doesn't eat when he's working on something. But John still needs to, and in many episodes, we do see Sherlock stop and make time for John to eat (which makes me think of John as Sherlock's cranky toddler hahaha).

And I think this carries through most of the episodes. Some episodes, like Scandal in Belgravia, take place over many months, so showing individual meals obviously isn't necessary. We know they ate and slept and paid bills etc in that time. But in Hounds for example, which is tightly plotted over just a couple of days, we do see John stop to eat at reasonable intervals.

So I do get the sense that the writers think about this question, or have an instinct for it.

The big exception, as in so many regards, is The Final Problem: it's clearly daytime when they land on the island, probably mid morning, and by the time John is stuck in the well, the moon is up and it's full dark. But it's impossible that any of them stopped for meals -- they're on a prison island, it's not like there are cafes all over. Presumably there's a cafeteria somewhere, but they obviously don't have access to it while Eurus is playing with them.

Sherlock wouldn't be bothered, of course, but I do worry about Mycroft, whom we know likes his supper lol. I wonder if John has taken to carrying energy bars in his pockets when he goes on adventures with Sherlock… And if so, would he share them with Mycroft?

And what about Eurus? Does she need to eat, or is she like Sherlock -- not bothered as long as she's entertained?

[corrodedcoughin]

Okay listen I can't tell whether this is stupid or funny but I can't stop thinking about it and I think you might vibe with this one?

Steve and Eddie go on their first date, and have their first kiss, and when they get back they have a moment like that one scene from friends? Where Eddie goes to see the Corroded Coffin boys, and Steve gets Robin over so they can talk about their date.

And Eddie is blushing and giggling and twirling his hair and kicking his feet, hanging out in Gareth's room. And the CC boys are talking to him, asking him questions and stuff like full on sleepover mode. Did he treat you right? Where did he take you? Did he kiss you? What was he like? And Eddie talks about how Steve opened doors for him, and bought him flowers, and treated him to the full first date experience. Going into detail about how Steve cradled his jaw as they kissed, how he moved his hand to tangle in Eddie's curls. How it was gentle and tender and romantic and passionate and Eddie has been fully swept off of his feet

And then Hard Cut to Steve and Robin lounging like animals on Steve's couch, watching Fast Times, drinking beer and eating pizza and Robin is like

"Did you kiss him?"

"Yeah."

"With tongue?"

MOMO!!!!! I can see this SO CLEARLY it’s like a parallel of the grease scene during summer loving it eddie being sandy and Steve being Danny and that is quiet frankly HILARIOUS.

I have legit nothing to add to this other than, if I could draw I’d be all over this oh my GOD

[difeisheng]

OKAY post-coffee Difang thought of the day is a The Magnus Archives-inspired AU with archive assistant Fang Duobing. In TMA you have an institution where ppl who have seen supernatural and terrifying things come to record a statement on tape in the presence of the archivist or an assistant. So, Di Feisheng coming in to record a statement because he has been experiencing Things (implied that its the Things he has seen that are drawing him to the archives to make this statement because he himself is pretty disdainful about the whole thing) Fang Duobing is in charge of the recording, and decides that nuh uh, he also needs to investigate the veracity of this whole thing. Spooky shenanigans with Difang ensue

HI i'm so sorry this is late, life is a bitch, but omg yes archive assistant fang duobing + statement giver di feisheng!! admittedly i never ended up continuing past the jane prentice(? spelling) arc of tma but i'm so here for this concept generally. difang supernatural shenanigans would be a lot of fun, and i'm VERY curious as to what exactly would shake a man like di feisheng so badly that he'd go to the archive about it, even if he was doubtful. (bonus if fang duobing turns out to be brave enough for them both about it instead <3)

[rares-posts]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY LOOK SO GOOD

[wensdaiambrose]

Happy Deadpool & Wolverine Popcorn Bucket reveal day, if you celebrate.

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Yeah you probably need new enrichment

Have my popcorn that decided to pretend it was in the movie Alien

CONTAINMENT BREACH

[duffslut]

Drumsticks

Steven Adler x Reader

My Masterlist.

Word Count: 466

Warnings: Fluff!

- But where did you last leave them? - You asked, not as worried as Steven who was red with worry in front of you.

- I... Don't know... - Steven ran his fingers through his hair in an act of nervousness. - On my drums I guess?

You sighed, slowly approaching your boyfriend and touching his shoulders, giving him light squeezes to calm him down, which didn't seem to help. Just seconds later, Steven was turning his dressing room upside down again, looking in the same places the two of you had searched hours ago.

- Steven! - Someone knocked on the door, Steven jumped in fright. - Five minutes!

The person walked away, and Steven sat down next to you, sighing sadly as he opened a can of beer.

His hands caressed your thighs gently as you planned what to say to make him feel better.

- You have a lot of drumsticks babe, why don't you use one of them? - you asked.

Steven looked around, the noise from the stage was getting louder and louder.

- I can't. - he said. - Those are my favorites, I can't play without them.

Steven laid his head on your lap, his pupil was dilated.

- You know... - he smiled. - A very important person gave them to me.

Your cheeks burned, you knew who he meant, and it was you.

You suddenly got up, took a sip of his beer and looked at the clock on the wall.

- Three minutes, let's go. - You started looking for Steven's drumsticks in literally every corner of the dressing room, as far as it was physically impossible for them to fit.

Steven smoked his cigarette while shaking his leg nervously.

You opened the little fridge expecting to find nothing, but then they were there, perfectly positioned between dozens of beer cans.

You just stared at the sticks that were starting to accumulate ice for a few seconds, your mouth gaping open by the fact that Steven had left his sticks in the dumbest place possible, which was understandable, since he was getting beer cans for himself and his band all the time, but how had he not noticed them there?

Steven popped up behind you, the door was already open and the show was about to begin.

- What!? No way! I remember leaving them there! - He said, now laughing like it was the funniest thing in the world.

He picked them up, playing with them a little with his fingers and then tucking them into the pocket of his leather pants.

You sighed and bit your lips, convinced, waiting for some reward. He understood, but just left a peck on your mouth and ran out of the dressing room towards the stage, turning to you as he reached the door.

- No time for that now baby, but I've got something for you later.

[spectre-shitposts]

Shepard: idk lately I've been waking up and choosing violence.

The crew: We've noticed.

[winterwrites23]

In less than 4 hours I'm going to see my favourite wizard at the cinema q(≧▽≦q) kasdfhkashdfalkshdfasfdjk I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!

[fstbmp-a]

"This is why you wear spats shorts under your dress/skirt if you're athletic, kids." Granted, she's mostly a pants gal now, but if she's ever feeling the urge, she'll never make that mistake again.