Proud Pastel Stripes | Dreamer Pastel Proud Stripes Short Socks
You asked, and we delivered. Pastel Pride Stripes!
The same awesomeness of their neon counterparts, but with a muted cool attitude that says “Hey, I am proud, what are you going to do about it?”
Side note, we will be at PrideNW in Portland, Oregon this weekend, come say hello!
Tube style foot, will fit most feet.
Stretch, around leg: 17" at cuff, 13" mid-sock
Length, heel to top: 15", unstretched
Your Pride flags guide to what each colorway represents:
Dark Charcoal/Grey/Sweet Cream/Plum: Asexual Pride
Light Blue/Bubblegum/Sweet Cream: Trans Pride
Bubblegum/Daffodil/Cornflower: Pansexual Pride
Bubblegum/Lilac/Steel Blue: Bisexual Pride
Lilac/White/Spring Green: Genderqueer Pride
Daffodil/White/Lilac/Dk.Charcoal: Nonbinary Pride
♥Olga
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All the Pride merch that tried just a little too hard this year
This year, perhaps more than any other, American corporations want the LGBTQ community to know that they're their friends. Their best friends, really.
The only thing they ask for in return is our undying brand loyalty.
2018 was a particularly grating year for corporations who like to demonstrate their commitment to the queer community with rainbow shot glasses and flashy donations to LGBTQ nonprofits. Week after week, my inbox has been flooded with PR pitches to check out the latest gay vodka or discounted queer doughnuts (because gay people have been discriminated against in the...doughnut-sphere?)
Oookay. As much as I like to see the queer community celebrated, it's time to face the truth: the rainbow pride merch-industrial complex has spiraled beyond our control.
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Visibility matters — and so do the proceeds from the sale of some of these items, a percentage of which were donated to LGBTQIA+ nonprofits. All of that is genuinely wonderful. We just need to set artistic limits before it's too late.
The queer community and its allies are at grave risk of becoming permanently corny. Below is a list of pride merch that took it a step too far:
1. LGBTQ SoulCycle fanny packs
Pride packs are back! This month, whether you’re LGBTQ or an ally, saddle up for a good cause. 5% of all proceeds from 10-pack sales go to support @trevorproject and LGBTQ youth in crisis.* 🌈 Tap the link in our bio to buy a pack. #pride #AllSoulsWelcome . . . *Up to $50,000. SoulCycle expects to reach $50,000 by June 15, 2018.
A post shared by SoulCycle (@soulcycle) on Jun 3, 2018 at 1:43pm PDT
The company's Pride month collection also included sports bras and bandanas, for those of us searching for queer and trans representation in the...SoulCycle sphere.
2. LGBTQ cryptocurrency
LGBTQ crypto targets that explosively large market of socialist lesbian separatists who love bitcoin.
3. Queer-affirming seltzer
No seltzer, no peace! No seltzer, no peace!
Image: sodastream
I didn't think it was possible for seltzer to get gayer than it already is, and yet here we are, thanks to Sodastream.
4. Alexander Wang queer condoms
Alexander Wang and Trojan Condoms today unveil a limited-edition “Protect Your Wang” capsule collection as a continuation of the brands’ commitment to supporting the LGBTQ community and celebrating Pride. The capsule and condom is now available in the link in our bio and at our SoHo, New York flagship and a portion of the proceeds will be donated to the LGBT Center of New York to support the organization’s sexual health programs. To celebrate #ProtectYourWang, we invite you to join us at #NYCPride2018 where we will be part of the march in a custom-made Alexander Wang x Trojan Condoms float.
A post shared by ALEXANDER WANG (@alexanderwangny) on Jun 18, 2018 at 10:19am PDT
It's hard to resist the pull of "Protect Your Wang" wordplay. But I'm just not sure if couture condoms is what the queer community, or anyone, needs right now.
5. Queer ice cream bars
The queer community demands earth tone popsicles
Image: magnum
Pride is a already hard month for those of us in the gay Earth tones community, who prefer a softer palette. How dare Magnum do this to our cherished brown ice cream bars?
6. Lesbian sports bras
Offered via Primark, a company that manufactures some of its clothing (allegedly including some of this line) in Myanmar, a country where a person can be imprisoned for being gay.
7. Gay Mickey Mouse ears
Embrace your inner Disney gay
Image: store.disney.com
Gay Days at Walt Disney World Resort in Florida have been a thing for a while now, as have elaborate queer Disney Tumblr fantasies. I'm glad Disney decided to celebrate its queer fans, but I'm not about to sacrifice my hard-earned goth cred by busting out a pair of these.
8. LGBTQIA+ pancakes
Queer-friendly pancakes were on the menu this month at Pyramid Café at the Luxor Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas. As someone who struggled with heteronormative pancakes growing up, this is a welcome development.
9. Gay Bundt cake
With Justice Anthony Kennedy's retirement from the U.S. Supreme Court, the queer community stands to lose everything its ever fought for. Don't despair, my friends! We'll always have this queer Bundt cake, available now at the Backstage Deli, also at the Luxor Hotel & Casino.
10. Queer, ugh, salad
I am sick and tired of being sick and tired of heteronormative salads.
Image: just salad
Queer people are sick and tired of being discriminated against by the repressive salad community. Thanks to the people at Just Salad, those days are over, thanks to its "Big Gay Garden Salad."
11. Sam Adams rainbow pride beer
Sam Adams, the unofficial fancy beer of planes, introduced the limited edition beverage at its Boston shop. Meanwhile, the piss beer community has been notoriously silent about LGBTQ community.
12. Queer-affirming bagels
Happy Pride weekend! Be sure to stop in for a rainbow treat on your way to the parade on Sunday! 🌈 #spielmanbagels #pridenw #rainbowbagel
A post shared by Spielman Bagels & Coffee (@spielmanbagels) on Jun 15, 2018 at 11:12am PDT
Spielman Bagels in Oregon offer these speciality treats, which are kettle-boiled and vegan and LGBTQIA+ affirming. For what it's worth, "boiled vegan queer" sounds like a lot of people I dated in my twenties, and they weren't all bad.
13. LGBTQ-affirming narwhal pool float
He's single and ready to mingle
Image: target
I had a terrible experience with a homophobic narwhal pool float in high school. Thanks to Target's latest gay-friendly float, I've finally found a place to rest my ass without judgment.
Who knows what will happen to the queer community in the next few years. No matter what happens, though, we'll always have gay Bundt cakes and queer pool floats on our sides. Rejoice.
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