#prime DILF material

[frogchiro]

Started barking when Jebrael showed up, ngl 🤤

You and me both nonnie ;; i didn't personally meet him yet but goD DAMN WAS I BARKING AND MEOWING AND ALL EJDJSNDJDODI-

he's so big and broad and stronk PLS someone come and spay me 💔 desert nights can be long and cold but with that hunk of a man you'll always be all nice and warm♡

and yes, he has a hairy chest and nice thick happy trail leading to a fat cock just bc i said so

[osaemu]

GOJO SATORU: THINK I NEED SOMEONE OLDER

✩ ‧ ˚. synopsis: what do you do when your boyfriend cheats? you go to his house and look for revenge, and you get it by fucking his dad! NSFW

contents: fem!reader. age gap, blowjob, praise, degradation, use of slut, slight dumbification, dirty talk, and possibly more. 2.6K words.

you should've known that dating a rich boy came with more than just the money—it came with a shitty boyfriend too. 

as you walk to his house, rain falling in your eyes, you curse every time he had you do his homework, his bills, even his fucking laundry. that's what you get for dating the spoiled heir to the massive gojo fortune.

you step onto the gojo estate's porch, wondering what possessed you to come all the way here in the middle of the night without an umbrella. thank god you still had the key your ex had given you, since he was too stupid to remember to take it back after he dumped you.

hands shaking from the cold, you slip the key into the lock and turn, a small smile dancing across your lips when it opens as easily as your ex's legs. he was probably out fucking another girl right now, if the pictures on his instagram story were any hint of his whereabouts.

you push the door open with your shoulder and dry your feet on the doormat. his parents are never home, and it's late enough for the staff to have all gone back to their quarters. besides, even if one or two were still here, they probably didn't know you weren't their spoiled brat's girlfriend anymore.

humming the post-breakup revenge song you'd been listening to for the past hour, you tie up your hair and look around. the only reason you walked all the way here in the middle of a dark, stormy night was for revenge, and you weren't leaving without it.

on the way to your ex's room, you stop in one of the bathrooms to dry off. rainwater slides off your body as you wring out your hair in the sink, water dripping down your wrist as you do so.

you walk the familiar path to your ex's room, rolling your eyes when you see a bra on the floor that definitely isn't yours. funnily enough, you aren't surprised. there's no hurt, no sadness, just disgust. your suspicions were right—he was fucking other girls while the two of you dated. 

a sigh slips through your lips as you look around his room. it's messy, even with the help from the gojo estate's numerous staff. they say bigger rooms naturally look cleaner, and yet your ex's room still manages to mirror his mind—filthy.

you're so immersed in the thousand ideas you have to ruin your ex's life that when a deep, sleep-ridden voice asks you what the fuck you're doing in his house, you nearly jump out of your skin.

you spin around, words caught in your throat when you come face-to-face with satoru gojo, your ex-boyfriend's dad and the infamous head of the gojo family.

it's more than shameful that the first thought you have is that shit, he's hot. you've met before, but it was only in passing. satoru's never around, and the extent of your relationship was a brief nod as he passed you in one of the many passageways in the gojo estate. in fact, you aren't entirely sure if he even knows who you are.

satoru gojo's well-known in japan—not only is he the reason the gojo family has its reputation, but he's made quite a name for himself by being the most affluent and handsome of them all. 

you've heard stories about him back in his prime. most sound too far-fetched to be true, but the photos of him in his twenties that resurface from time-to-time make good material for your late-night fantasies. 

and satoru's even more intimidating in person. he's easily over six feet tall with well-defined muscles, and he's the definition of a dilf. he's probably twice your age, but the glint in his eyes and casual arrogance in his stance makes him all the more attractive.

it's a shame his son is such a dickhead.

"are you one of my son's whores?" satoru asks dryly, eying the bra on the floor. you scowl and kick it away, a soft huff slipping through your lips.

"no, i'm— wait, he never told you?" you cut yourself off with the question, a hint of incredulous disbelief in your tone. 

satoru shrugs, reaching up to ruffle his hair. his shirt slides up just enough to expose his abs, which are really fucking hot by any standards. "if you're asking about my son, he thankfully leaves me out of his sex life," he says amusedly. "so, who are you? and what the hell are you doing in my house this late?"

"i—" well, you couldn't just say you were here to ruin his son's life. "uh, i'm his... girlfriend."

satoru barks out a laugh, looking down at you through his long, white eyelashes. "really? you sure you're dating my son?"

you narrow your eyes and nod. satoru shakes his head, slipping one of his hands in his pocket and gesturing to the bra on the floor with the other. "either you aren't his girlfriend or you just found out he's cheating. which is it?"

well, you tried. "both." satoru raises his eyebrows at that and takes a seat on the chair across from his son's bed, exhaling as he does so. 

"so, sweetheart, what's the story?" he asks, a bored expression on his face. he leans back and spreads his legs enough for you to wonder what it'd be like to be in between them. 

not sensing that you really have a choice, you sit on the corner of his son's bed and start explaining. at first, you sugarcoat his son's actions, not wanting to sound like a whiny brat, but at one point he interjects with a sigh.

"i know my son," he says dryly, brushing his floppy white hair out of his eyes. "and i also know a liar when i see one."

"s' that so?" you mutter under your breath, ignoring the way satoru's eyes narrow at your side comment. from then on, you list every detail of just how shitty your ex was to you. you tell satoru how his son made you fold his clothes, how he dragged you to parties even when you swore you had homework, how he'd make you fu—

you stop there, not wanting to divulge every detail of your sex life. sure, your ex forced you to fuck him every night in every way he knew existed from watching porn, but that wasn't for his dad to know.

satoru, who's been listening intently for the last five minutes, studies your irritated expression thoughtfully. rather than comment on the way you suddenly stopped ranting, he asks, "so you're here for revenge?"

you nod, crossing your legs. satoru eyes you for another second before placing his hands on his knees and standing up with a soft grunt. "do whatever you want, but i want you out of my house in fifteen minutes. and whatever you do stays in this room. no fire."

satoru looks down at you and raises an eyebrow. "is that clear?"

it would be easier to agree if satoru wasn't looking down at you with an expression like that on his face. it's somewhere between mild irritation and disgust—whether it's directed at you or his son, you're not sure, but he probably has better things to do than listen to some girl's breakup story. so you nod, and satoru starts to leave.

just before he steps out the door, you think of a really fucking insane idea—one that would absolutely shatter your ex. and for some reason, you say it out loud.

"you should fuck me."

oh my god.

satoru turns around slowly, hand clenched around his phone. "the fuck?"

you swallow, eyes wide and a stupid grin plastered on your face. "shit, i—" you were ready to apologize for just about every word you've ever said, but satoru holds up his hand before you can start, cutting you off.

he scoffs, blue eyes glimmering with either amusement or annoyance. "you really are a piece of work, aren't ya?" satoru narrows his eyes, surveying you critically. his gaze settles on the way your shaky hands, and you hide them behind your back self consciously.

"you want me to fuck you on my son's bed?" he says dryly, stifling a laugh. when you force yourself to nod, he grins. "not bad, sweetheart. not bad at all."

"i-is that a yes?" you hate yourself for stuttering, but it makes satoru laugh.

"sure, why not?" he says, walking over to where you're still sitting on his son's bed and resting a hand on your shoulder. satoru rubs the side of your neck with his thumb, cerulean eyes fixed on your lips. "might be about time to teach my son a lesson anyways."

satoru's agreement surprises you enough to make your mouth fall open, and soon enough, his dick replaces the empty space between your lips.

"shit, you're takin' me so good, baby," satoru groans, hand tangled in your hair as he pushes his dick deeper into your throat. "yeah, that's it, jus' like tha— fuck," he cuts himself off with a breathy laugh as you nearly choke.

he's big, way bigger than your ex, and you wonder how his dad's big dick gene skipped him. and even better, satoru's skilled too. he knows how to fuck you good, and you can tell that it's from experience, not from watching porn—unlike his lame excuse of a son.

"tell me, sweetheart," satoru drawls, looking down at you with a cheeky smile. "was my son half as good as i am in bed?"

when you shake your head no, satoru clicks his tongue in disapproval. "shit, now y're gonna expect every guy you fuck with to be as good as me. well, sorry 'bout that, because they aren't."

at least you know where his son gets his arrogance from. 

it's getting a little hard to breathe, especially since you have ten inches of dick shoved down your throat. despite all satoru's talk, you can tell that he's getting close to cumming down your throat—his eyes are twitching and his breaths are starting to become more and more shaky as you suck him off. soon enough, the coil in his stomach snaps and he cums, cursing and praising you as he does. satoru's grip on your hair tightens, and it's borderline painful as he tugs you deeper by the hair.

"shit, that was the best head i've had in a while," he groans after his breathing starts to go back to normal. satoru grins at you, shaking his head and pinning you on your back on the bed.

"you've already been fucked by a gojo here, haven't you?" satoru cooes, tracing your jawline with one of his fingers. "tch, i'll fuck you better than my shithead son ever could. show ya the reason we gojos have a reputation for our dicks."

and fuck, he does. after quickly making you cum on his fingers with the excuse of loosening you up, he roughly shoves his dick in your already-throbbing pussy with a grin. he's so fucking big that you've convinced he's gonna rip you in half.

"g-gojo, i can't—"

"sure y'can," he cuts you off, jaw tightening as you tighten around him. "fuckin' hell, you're just tight as a virgin. my son must be shit in bed, yeah?"

"mhm," you hum, tilting back your head and gasping for air as you feel your body heat up. "shit— right there—"

satoru grins, dipping his head and meeting your tear-lidded eyes. he's far from gentle—it's barely been a couple minutes and your back is already in the highest arch of your life, and it's hard to form coherent thoughts as satoru continues bullying his cock into your pussy.

you lose track of time easily—fuck, you forget there's even a world outside of whatever this is. at some point your tongue falls out of your mouth, lolling to the side as your eyes roll back—just a dumb slut for satoru; or at least that's what he calls you.

as you approach what must be the hundredth orgasm of the night, satoru asks you to say his name. it's almost embarrassing how much effort it is to say—he's fucked you dumb enough to the point where you're a babbling mess.

"shit, you can't even talk," satoru says with a grin, flicking your forehead playfully. "cute." he rests his elbow by your head and shoves his hand over your mouth, amusement dancing in his eyes. "you talk too much anyways, princess. take a break."

you whine against his hand and satoru shakes his head, a faux pout on his face. "c'mon, it's not like you can talk anyways," he tsks. his next thrust is particularly rough, and you can't seem to remember who the name of the dickhead who got you in this situation—what was your ex's name again? does it matter?

"yeah i can" you mumble, voice muffled by satoru's hand. when his pout deepens, you can't help but giggle, a sound that soon turns to a squeal when he pushes the side of your face into the mattress.

"what's so funny?" satoru grumbles, dipping his head and pressing his lips against the hand seperating your mouth from his. satoru's glimmering eyes are fixed on yours as a cheeky smile spreads across his face. "fine then."

he pulls out, cursing under his breath as he presses his back to the headboard. satoru ignores the hm? that slips out of your lips and removes his hand from your mouth, resting it on his dick instead and stroking it with a smirk. "what is it, princess?"

"wha— why'd you stop?"

satoru lifts his other wrist, studying the watch on it and turning his hand so you can see too. your vision is still so fucked up that the numbers look like swimming otters, but you can vaguely make out the time.

"it's been fifteen minutes, kid. time to go."

your mouth falls open and you sit up, still breathing heavily. one second you're having the best sex of your life, and the next your ex's dad is calling you kid and telling you it's time to go?

"not fair," you mumble, pulling your legs into your chest and resting your head on your knees. "that was a stupid time limit," you huff, chest heaving. "i couldn't have done anything to him in fifteen minutes anyways."

satoru snorts, stretching his arms and resting his hands behind his head. "i'd say we did something in those fifteen minutes," he says dryly, white hair falling into his eyes. 

"hmph."

satoru raises his eyebrows, biting the inside of his lip as he continues stroking himself. you notice the way his abs flex and tense the closer he gets; something that shouldn't be as attractive as it is.

"can't believe my dumbass son fucked up so badly with a girl like you," he groans after a minute, back resting against the headboard as he continues stroking his dick. "won't be seein' you around here again, huh?"

you blink, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear as satoru eyes you intently. "what d'you mean?"

before satoru can answer, the two of you hear footsteps, and before either of you can do anything, standing in the doorway to his own room is your ex, a giggling girl on his arm. the faint scent of alcohol floods through your nose as they stumble in, and it's all you can do to stop yourself from laughing when your ex sees that his bed is already occupied.

"why the hell is my dad in bed with my ex-girlfriend?!"

[konigsblog]

Dilf könig who wants to have babies :(( specifically, he wants them with sweet, young, virgin you :(( he's much older than you, years of experience more than you, he's also so so big and heavy, musky and hairy too and the slight chub ties it up perfectly :((

He's prime material for fathering your babies! Sure he may be in his 40's already but his sperm is still fertile and potent and every time he has you under him, hips held high by his strong hands and your legs spread by his broad strong hips, he promises you he'll give you babies :(( many strong and healthy babies, big and chunky like their papa and he'll be the best father and husband ever just please let his breed you♡

he's strong, wealthy and wise :(( he has plenty of money to support big, chunky babies and potent sperm to breed you :((

hoping to knock you up when he fucks you, you're distracted by the way his cock feels inside your virgin cunny, wet and soaked with his thick seed and slick running down your thighs. cheeks stained with warm tears, eyes glossy when he repetitively hits your cervix, moaning out in pleasure when you feel the knot in your stomach come undone. :(

he took the advantage infront of him; distracted and fucked out you, whimpering and whining around his cock, cunt raw from his balls slapping against your tight ass. könig's semen filling you soso nicely, cock still nestled between your tight walls, admiring the way his thick cock ruined your hole for any other man.

the way your stomach swelled with pregnancy, his offspring inside your stomach. lifting your large and aching stomach up - whining out in bliss from the relief. how cute you looked with his chunky twins in your weak arms, only realizing how big they really were when they were handed to you, dwarfing them with his large and massive figure. :((

[gasolinerainbowpuddles]

·:·.☽✧═══ 𝕗𝕚𝕔 𝕞𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 ═══✧☾.·:·.

|| ⦅ 𝚗𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 ⦆ ||

·:·.☽✧═══ 𝙲𝚑𝚛𝚢𝚜𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚖 ═══✧☾.·:·.

| PAIRING(s): Joel Miller x fem!OC/reader | RATING: explicit material | 18+ | CONTENT: AU//no outbreak, age gap (50/24), pining, slow burn, angst, protector!Joel, soft!Joel, POV switching, patriarchal abuse, maternal abandonment, physical/mental/financial abuse, internalized values of low self-worth, unlearning negative behaviors and mindsets, societal structures concerning abuse and recovery, dysfunctional family dynamics | SYNOPSIS: Well into the prime of your life with little to show for it, you begin to wonder if you will ever get out of the terrible home life your mom and brother already fled. Any attempt to gain independence is thwarted by your controlling, cruel father, and you fear you will be stuck forever. It's when your neighborhood acquaintance Joel Miller enters the picture that your remaining ray of hope shines a little brighter.

·:·.☽✧═══ ＥＮＤＬＥＳＳ ＮＩＧＨＴ ═══✧☾.·:·.

| PAIRING(s): Joel Miller x fem!OC/reader Ellie Williams x platonic!fem!OC/reader | RATING: explicit material | 18+ | WORD COUNT: 62.1k (as of Chapter 12) | WARNINGS: explicit sexual content (later chapters), PTSD, allusions to sewer slide and self-harm, grief, typical canon violence, 🔥SLOW. BURN. VERY SLOW BURN.🔥 | SYNOPSIS: You are Jackson’s Community Coordinator amongst other things pertaining to getting newcomers settled into the community. Your work is cut out for you when Joel and Ellie return from their travels and are now under your wing. Will you manage to integrate them into Jackson and add to your growing list of success stories or will their arrival only stir up ghosts from the past and leave you lost? Spoiler: It’s the ghosts from the past option, but maybe Joel can help.

·:·.☽✧═══ ＦＥＲＡＬ ＷＯＭＡＮ ═══✧☾.·:·.

| PAIRING(s): Joel Miller x fem!OC/reader | RATING: explicit material | 18+ | WORD COUNT: 63.8k (as of Chapter 10) | WARNINGS: material related to SA, physical violence, captivity, trauma, slave trader, typical canon violence, and explicit sexual content (later chapters) | SYNOPSIS: You are the ex-captive of a slaver group’s ringleader. Now that you are free, you have to navigate your newfound freedom and all the terrifying things that brings. Will you ever be able to feel safe enough again to let others in or will you always struggle with the walls you’ve built over the years to protect yourself? Spoiler: PTSD and trauma are complicated and difficult, but we like “and they lived happily ever after” vibes around these here parts.

·:·.☽✧═══ Ａ ＷＥＩＧＨＴ ＯＦＦ ＹＯＵＲ ＳＨＯＵＬＤＥＲＳ ═══✧☾.·:·.

| PAIRING(s): Joel Miller x plus sized!fem!neighbor | RATING: explicit material | 18+ | CONTENT: age gap (Joel mid 40s, neighbor late 20s), cheating, negative body image, negative self-talk, discussions of body image struggles | SYNOPSIS: // AU no outbreak // a series of oneshots in chronological order that follow the story of Joel and his new neighbor who returns to Texas following a devastating breakup and called off engagement. With her life completely uprooted and her self-confidence shot, she works through moving on to bigger and better things. Enter DILF neighbor Joel Miller.

·:·.☽✧═══ Ａ ＳＡＶＡＧＥ ＰＬＡＣＥ ═══✧☾.·:·.

| PAIRING(s): sub!Joel Miller x dom!fem!OC | RATING: explicit material | 18+ | CONTENT: exploration of power dynamics, submissive and domination practices, dirty talk, rewards and punishments, kinky shit idk? this is legit an entire collection about Joel being a submissive lmao | SYNOPSIS: Set in Jackson // Joel Miller has been a tightly wound grump since the day you first met. His gruff, unfriendly demeanor is enough of a deterrent for most everyone, but you’re not fazed by it one bit, which only seems to aggravate him even more. When his surly disposition puts you in peril, you’ve had enough and are determined to change his attitude for good.

·:·.☽✧═══ ＪＩＺＺ ＦＩＮＧＥＲＳ ═══✧☾.·:·.

| PAIRING(s): shapeshifting alien (any and all P boys) x reader | RATING: explicit material | 18+ | CONTENT: CRACKFIC // A shapeshifting alien falls in love with you and morphs into whatever you want. He also comes out of his fingers sometimes.

·:·.☽✧═══ ＷＨＩＳＴＬＥ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＤＡＲＫ ═══✧☾.·:·. 🅲🅾🅼🅿🅻🅴🆃🅴🅳 - total WC 52.1k

| PAIRING(s): Joel Miller x married!fem!OC | RATING: explicit material | 18+ | CONTENT: cuckolding, infidelity (husband cheating on wife), verbal/emotional/physical abuse, angst, fluff, pining, horny demon hours shit, Joel is mean and unhinged as fuck but it's not at us so it's totally fine and not at all dubious and possibly upsetting 👀 | SYNOPSIS: Set in Jackson // Your husband Matthew is a serial cheater, but his recent bout of infidelity has crossed the line. You agree to not reveal his dark secret under one condition: you will bring one man of your choosing into your shared home and have sex with him while your husband watches. Enter Joel Miller. What was supposed to be a one time thing ends up changing the nature of your marriage forever.

·:·.☽✧═══ ＬＩＱＵＩＤ ＧＯＬＤ ═══✧☾.·:·.

| PAIRING(s): Joel Miller x fem!reader x Tommy Miller | RATING: explicit material | 18+ | SYNOPSIS: A chance meeting leads to finding the love of two brothers.

·:·.☽✧═══ ＤＲＥＡＭ ＷＩＴＨＩＮ Ａ ＤＲＥＡＭ ═══✧☾.·:·.

| PAIRING(s): incubus!Ezra x virgin!fem!OC/reader

·:·.☽✧═══ ＣＩＮＮＡＭＯＮ ＡＮＤ ＳＵＧＡＲ ═══✧☾.·:·.

| PAIRING(s): Joel Miller x fem!reader

·:·.☽✧═══ ＧＡＬＬＥＴＩＴＡ ═══✧☾.·:·

| PAIRING(s): chubby Javi P x fem!reader

·:·.☽✧═══ ＴＨＥ ＧＩＦＴ ＯＦ ＹＯＵＲ ＧＲＡＶＥ ═══✧☾.·:·.

| PAIRING(s): dom!Max Phillips x sub!Frankie Morales

·:·.☽✧═══ Ａ ＴＡＢＬＥ ＦＯＲ ＴＷＯ ═══✧☾.·:·. CRACKFIC // | PAIRING(s): Mrs. Claudia Flores x the Italian Water x the Lisa from Temecula skit shaky table

✨🎃 Kinktober 2023 🎃✨

⦅ Ezra ⦆ ⦅ Frankie ⦆ ⦅ Javi P ⦆ ⦅ Joel ⦆ ⦅ Max L ⦆ ⦅ Max P ⦆ ⦅ Other P-Boys ⦆

[ravelqueen]

The fact that that supposed dilf enjoyer in s 3 didn't immediately hit on Hardy was honestly a crime bc LADY THAT'S PRIME DILF MATERIAL RIGHT THERE?? LOOK AT THE CROWS EYES, THE AIR OF DOWNTRODDEN TIREDNESS, THE SADNESS PERMEATING EVERY PART OF HIM! THAT'S A MAN CRUMPLED BY LIFE WITH A SCRUFFY BEARD AND UNBEARABLE SADNESS IN HIS EYES GET ON THIS???

Proves that either she's not actually into dilf but into older men Or the writers don't know what they are talking about

[gayjaytodd]

hate to admit it but batfleck was like So fucking sexy, give that man some kids and he'll be prime dilf material

[slaygentford]

I listened to the entire 1d catalogue so you dont have to. below I have ranked the albums on a scale of 0-5, with a total possible score of 25.* these albums are ranked on a curve, so that a 5 is not an "objective" 5, but rather a 5 in relation to the rest of the corpus.

*extra points may occur

up all night: if I hadn't been in my tragic backstory era when this came out id have been a 1d girlie. I firmly believe this. this wall to wall slaps. there was one point in "one thing" where I thought he was gonna say youve got... pussy. anyway he didn't say that. there are some PROFOUNDLY 2011 synth moments in this. best lyric: all of what makes you beautiful. I DO want to stay up all night!!!! 4.5/5

take me home: getting a little more risqué -- we are "[taking] it all the way". whoa! in addition to expressing lust there's more themes of jealousy, as well as genuine tenderness. aurally more diverse than their debut. best lyric: I can't compete with your boyfriend cuz he's got 27 TATTOOOOOS. so specific... 3.7/5

midnight memories: my favorite 1d song is on this album which is the story of my life which is genuinely so beautiful and moving. just a really lovely timeless song. best lyric is actually the concept of best song ever, which is not in fact the best song ever, but merely a description of the experience of listening to the best song ever. 4/5

4: as mc pointed out this album shares a title with beyonces best album. I will say that I was confused because there are five members of one direction, until I realized 4 is in fact about the number that the album is and not the number of lads present. anyway. this is genuinely a fantastic album. steal my girl is the platonic ideal of a pop song. girl almighty is just fucking GOOD. i fucking love it. its dynamic and genuine and fucking bops above all. night changes. night changes. night changes. night changes. the nostalgia it conjures, and I never even ate spaghetti with Zayn. no control is WONDERFUL vibe wise. and the whole album SOUNDS so 2014. this album really is freshman year of college. act my age is just fucking wonderful, an anthem (and sorry but the comparison must be made -- better than when I'm 64). 6/5. boy bands at their peak. pop at its peak. you don't get better than this album

made in the am: I was GUTTED to see Zayn is not on this album, but good for him. I wish he'd make more solo music bc his first album slapped but I understand that hes busy being a dilf these days. still. I said you don't get better than 4, but you do, and it's made in the am. its still got that boy band pep but it's branching out into actual vibes. I am so sad retroactively that they broke up bc 4 and made in the am are IT. 10/5. pop album of all time

overall rating: 28.2/25. A+

reflections: 1d is so unpretentious. obviously that's the point of a boyband in a lot of ways, but it's just refreshing to hear something uncomplicated and there's no bad words and nothing but these curated, shimmering performances of emotion. and each one of these emotions lasts about 3 minutes and 35 seconds. its perfectly contained! I love these songs also because by the second chorus you already know all the words and the tune which is PRIME sing along material. I do think its interesting how curated the album covers are. they are having such an insanely good time in them because if they don't have a good time they're not going to get to get their daily ration of tesco brand digestive cookies. its so easy to be a hater on this cold bitch of an earth but one of my fave concert experiences really was in the year 2021 screaming the lyrics to what makes you beautiful with harry "its like a movie that's a movie" styles. I loved this experience and all the new bops I found. I foresee them to be the perfect antidote for dissociating on my morning commute.

[catb-fics]

Van is hook up material and bob is husband material 🤭 I feel like I could survive for half a year maybe but we’d probably fight all the time. Good thing I don’t actually have to worry about this lol

Ha ha here’s us discussing it like we’d really be able to take our pick 😂

No but more mature 30s Van might be prime hubby material now, he might be just waiting for a lucky lady to come along and dilf him up!!

[despair-to-future-arcs]

Dayum, I didn’t know that your lawyer is prime dilf material!

So then... what are you trying to suggest with asking all these questions then?

Well, it's simple... you can't get information out of one person; if he has say he doesn't know everything then he doesn't know.

Plus honestly Mr. Sakakura, I thought you would know better then to beat someone up to the point where they are out of commission?

How about you shut up about that, what is it you want to ask!

My my... quite the vulgar one, but anyway...

Given that he mention that he was only working as a doctor in that project; he likely doesn't know everything and you aren't asking the important questions.

Given Hajime Hinata had signed up for that project; what made him sign up for it, what cause him to accept the deal and more importantly - was he lie to along with his parents? How he reacted in the final trial prove that he had no idea what he had signed up for.

Well we can't get much out of his parents as they were killed, but I see your point...

Well regardless of it, if he was lie to - we can safely assume his parents were likely lied to as well but not just that but... this killing game and Class 77-B...

How they acted in that killing game; ignoring their crimes that committed as Ultimate Despairs here - how did any of them acted to you?

[xxlordalexanderxx]

Bold of you to assume so, your Grace- the salt and pepper hair, excellent skills in caring for children, and strong confidence do mean you meet all the major qualifiers.

You unfortunately, may be prime DILF material.

I was in my mid 30s when I was turned, I'm not old. This silver hair is a result of being burned. Badly...

[heeseongism]

the way everybody is getting surprised abt seeing lee jung jae in older films thinking he was some new actor is hilarious

yall dont know how famous he was/is in korea my mom still simps over him to this day

LIKE HAVE ANY OF U GUYS SEEN HIS YOUNGER PHOTOS????? TELEPORT ME 10 YEARS BACK AND I WPULD DO ANYTHING FOR THAT MAN

hes a bit too old for me now but hes still PRIME DILF MATERIAL

[omnipointmuses]

Emeralds of Fem!Sonic's world/Timeline are a bit different like the hedgehog herself, instead of being merely used the emeralds essentially fuse with their user to grant them certain qualities and powers

Chaos Emeralds, more primed towards physical growth transformation without any mental alteration Breast Ass Crotch Weight Muscle Giant Material

Sol Emeralds, has some mental alterations as well as physical alterations Bimbo Shortstack Gender Milf/Dilf Drone Werebeast Humanification

The Master Emerald, mostly used to counter, nullify, and cure those affected by the other emeralds and forcibly eject them from those misusing their power and seal them away if need be. Can also be used to replicate the powers of the other emeralds or whatever else the plot demands

[proxylynn]

Even Rasmus’ dad got it goin on 👁️👅👁️

[True. The man is prime dilf material.]

[schmegaman-x]

Do u ever see a fictional man and be like "wow hes prime dilf material too bad he's 21 years old and a Twink"

[kryptyd]

i lied this is my parting message

[erwinsvow]

I BEG YOU TO STOP ACTING LIKE ZEKE IS CUTE. HE IS MAD UGLY AND HAIRY AND HE WOULD SELL YOU TO SATAN FOR HALF A BANANA

zeke has this thing about cumming inside you. i mean don't get me wrong, he loves cumming in your mouth n down your throat, or on your tits and stomach, or your ass just as much as the next guy but something about. inside you. just really makes him feral. yes it's the actual feeling of you clamping down against him with your impossibly tight cunt and the look on your face when he says he's gonna cum and how you're so dazed n fucked out and asking sweetly for daddy's cum inside you. but sometimes it's also..... him hoping this is the one. that he's gonna fuck a baby into you this time. sometimes he pulls out right away and watches his cum drip out of your cunt and down your folds, onto the sheets and your thighs. sometimes he stays in you and keeps thrusting, determined to give you every last drop. sometimes he uses his fingers to plug you back up and make sure none of it goes to waste. if you ask him about it he just laughs and shakes his head and scratches his beard and goes "it's a guy thing, all guys love it" but you know it's not when he's hovering above you n his face is all flushed n red and his blond hair is sticking to his forehead and he's fucking you with this intensity and saying that he's "gonna give you a pretty little blond baby that looks like me"

@yeagerslut here some ideas for ur zeke anon