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Does anyone ever just wanna look at the ceiling with girl in red in the the background while just thinking about everything that's gone wrong in your life?
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Getting "warmed up" with big holds and a spicy half-pad match it's always a good way to start the sesh 😂
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double posting this comic bc tbh it deserves its own post.... thinking about how elphie was definitely crying after she runs off to hide somewhere following popular... what do the two of them think about afterwards....
#wicked#gelphie#character design#comic#thinking about how elphie ahs probably never been called beautiful by another human being before...#and that makes me want to pull my hair out#she's crying here because she's scared and in love#after glinda comes down from her popular high she does some of her own thinking.#like “why did i say that and actually mean all of it. what's happening to me”
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i think silver should be a huge loser about being sick
#sth#sth fanart#silver the hedgehog#amy rose#roonies doodles#he probably gets sick real easy too. his immune system is NOT acclimated to 200 years in the past#high pain tolerance but super pathetic about the tiniest sniffle is a character trait i find funny every time. so im giving it to him#yes this is because im still sick and im taking it out on silver#shout out to the person who asked me to do that to infinite but i think its way funnier to do to silver sorry not sorry#tw illness#tw injury#tw blood
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𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫
Paring: Dbf!Joel Miller x F!reader
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Summary: Tonight’s the night Joel Miller finally let’s his feelings for you show. Or; Joel Miller half-assedly teaches you how to ride him.
Warnings: PWP. UNPROTECTED P-IN-V, big age gap, Joel is 57, Joel takes your virginity! Wow! Riding/lap riding, tummy bulge, daddy kink, creampie, pussy and cock pronouns, mentions of female masturbation, Joel, BIG DICK Miller.
Author’s Note: Here, take this no beta’d word vomit while I work on reqs! ;)
It was Joel’s neck covered in kisses, stained the color of your muted red lipstick.
It was Joel’s hands firmly purchased on your waist as you humped his denim-clad thigh.
Kissing him with a will and invite for his tongue. Vibrations of your moans shook down his throat. Your body finally starting to settle into his lap as he sat in the middle of your bed, your white shabby comforter detailed with a pattern of little pink flowers pooling around him, his legs tucked underneath his thighs.
You sure as fucking hell were bound to lose the daughter-of-the-year award if your daddy comes home to a dirty house and a Joel in your sheets.
He pulled away, the kiss ending in a sharp, wet sound.
“This. Off.” He ordered, his eyes flicked to your top.
A free hand came up, his fingers curling underneath the hem of your tank –the same impossibly tight one that your tits have been threatening to spill out of all fucking day. Rolled over your head and thrown to the floor beside your bed, bound to be forgotten about and eventually hidden away underneath your bed skirt to be found again in the coming months.
Willing and ready you found yourself leaning in on your knees, hovering over his lap as you squirmed out of your shorts. Joel’s hands reached to pull it down your thigh at his best attempts to help you. Quickly those hands came in focused on his own clothes, his dick suffering underneath the confines of his tattered jeans.
He worked the clasp of the belt with his thumb, struggling to manage precise movements while the only light spreading into the room would be the pale glow of the moon that snuck through the slit between your curtains. Finally with a click the belt had loosened, able to thread out from the loops of his jeans, falling to the carpeted floor with a muffled sound of metal clanking against itself.
Leaning back you awaited what you knew was to come- nearly whimpering just from the twisting low in your belly. Thick digits clamped the zipper of his jeans as he pulled it down. After a few difficult tugs down his thighs his cock sprung out. Quick, a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it motion accompanied by the sound of the thick length slapping up against his tummy.
Luckily, you didn’t blink.
You couldn’t sit, not yet at least. Your body stilling as your brain faltered for a moment, the sight of his painfully blushed tip, precum crying from the slit– well, was distracting. It made you ache.
You stood up, your legs bucking as you tried to fight off the dizziness, giving Joel time to kick off his jeans as you kicked your shorts off of your ankle, your panties followed up. It was slow, it was fucking messy. It was two seconds away from his palm and your waist already missed the warmth. Luckily, he was quick to the scene.
His hands squeezed into the plush of your thighs, pressing his nose into your navel, craning his head forward to draw a path down to your pelvis, pressing a firm, sweet kiss to the soft skin. The pull his hands were giving your legs was silently telling you he was ready. His bare chest inflating and deflating with every long, deep breath.
Something different twisted in your gut now. You were anxious.
“You know I haven’t–”
“I know.”
He did know. But he also knew a couple other things too. He knows how you fuck your pillow every night to the thought of this, he knows how you make your fingertips abuse your clit till your wrist burns. Secrets that had flurried out of your lips as you two stumbled through the doors earlier that night.
Things you most definitely admitted to too quickly, though, you felt it couldn’t wait any longer.
“Sit. He ain't goin’ in on his own.” He said simply. Truthfully, he made a good point.
Butterflies fluttered in your stomach as you slowly began lowering yourself, his hand splayed on your lower back. Closer… Closer. Until you were there, your warm, wet, bare pussy pressed against his writhing dick, now bowed between your folds. Safe and warm but not quite happy.
Joel was shocked he hadn’t lost his mind yet.
His fingers crawled up behind you, finding the clasp to your black push-up bra and undoing it, letting it fall into his grasp before– you guessed it, throwing it to the other side of the fucking room.
He brushed your hair out from blocking your breasts, the flesh tender, swelling with each breath.
“Fuck me. Why’ve you been hidin’ these from me, huh?”
You rolled your eyes, an act of attitude turning into one of pleasure half way as his calloused thumb runs over a half-hard nipple.
“I wouldn’t have minded if you noticed them before.”
You knew your pussy was making you say that. Though, there lied some truth. You couldn’t say if Joel did walk up to you and grab your tits before all this that you wouldn’t have slapped him across the cheek.
He swallowed as he let his face nestle between your breasts, his nose dragged up your sternum before halting at your collar.
“You would’ve.”
He stated. Simply. The palm of his right hand soothed down your waist, running his thumb across the divot between the top of your thigh and your hip before working over to your cunt. Pressing the pad firmly against your clit. Swelling up under the hood.
“You like touching yourself here?”
Oh great, he remembers.
Oh fuck, he remembers.
“Yes.” You breathed. The feeling making your hips stutter into the touch.
You were quick to get impatient especially in your pretty little head beneath every other disgusting thought, you really knew you didn’t need the foreplay, or, any more at least. You came for the real deal and that’s exactly what you wanted from him. Needed.
“Fuck me Joel, c’mon.” You were frustrated.
He would’ve told you to wait another minute, get real ready which is what he was making sure you were. He could feel how you pulsed against his cock. The pressure he felt in his length was unbearably numbing.
He guided your legs to tie a knot around his hips, wrapping a strong arm against your lower back.
“Gonna put your hand here– right on my chest.”
Your fingers had clung around his thumb as he guided your hand over, splaying your palm flat against his chest, his nipple pressed between your middle and index.
“Like that?” You questioned, bordering innocence.
“Like that.”
Your other hand rested on his knee, that light touch turned into a firmer grip at the feeling of his cock jumping between your slit. It was a warm, sticky mess of precum and your own juices.
“Lift.”
His breath fanned out against your neck, a warmth already creeping up your skin there. You obeyed once again, lifting your hips just a bit so he could grab ahold of his base. Trying to ignore the pulses, he glided his cockhead through your labia. Puffy, aching, leading a path to your opening. Drenched.
It’d be a tight fit, that was for fuckin’ sure.
He started slow, pushing– pushing. His head in a constant nod to check between your entrance struggling to stretch around his bulbous head and your beautiful, little face.
“Breathe.” He reminded. “C’mon babygirl, let ‘Im in.”
Your hand moved up, cupping his nape instead of contently settling on his chest. You had to breathe.
You let out another mewl as it got heavier– the pressure, the feeling of him invading your cunt. He was unnaturally large. You could excuse that maybe the female body wasn’t built to take a cock so over the six-inch mark.
That was until you felt it: Your muscles relaxing enough to take him in with a tender inhale. Popping past your virginity, your eyes glossed over as you finally let out the moan that had been stuck in the middle of your throat since you got in his lap. Your fingers threading between the damp curls that fell against the back of his neck.
“There she is.” His breaths were quick to turn shallow, feeling your muscles clamp down. An unwelcoming-welcome into your walls.
“Atta fuckin’ girl…”
“Joel–” You’d whimper, the feeling was heavy, tight. You could only imagine how he felt.
A broad hand finds your hip, guiding you into quick, strong movements as you worked your hips back and forth, soon enough– bouncing. Joel’s balls were heavy, hitting your ass in a staccato rhythm. He was a pleaser, there wasn’t a second doubt about that fact. He fucking needed you to feel every. Last. Inch.
Though, there was a dichotomy. Fucking your brains out or trying his best to find the words to help you. Teach you. Ultimately, it had to be the second option. Another deep pump and his head curved to kiss a soft give on your gummy walls making you moan. Loud.
If only your eyes had the strength to open– turn your head to the side to look at the hands of your clock, though in the dark room you wouldn’t have much luck anyway. Dad would be home around one– AM, Jesus Christ, It’s not that you had hoping that Joel’s old cock would be outta you soon. But at this rate, you’d need to clean, do the dishes– wash your fucking sheets now, apparently. Worry was quickly fucked out of your head, an uncontrolled rut of Miller’s pelvis led to his tip bumping into your cervix, grazing along the tissue. Fuck, that made your head spin.
“Don’t think.” He noticed. His lips pressed against the top of your breast, hands sliding to your ribs.
“He’s too big to think, daddy.” Shaky. You had enough in you to tease him.
His lips traced all the way to the tip of your nose, planting a firm cloying kiss there. Then your cheek, your eyelid as it fluttered shut. He could’ve came right there. He pulled you closer, his hips jumping into yours. Every now and again the rocking would get fast– thrusts mean before they slowed to calm again. His brows knitted together before he found himself taking your hand into his again. Sacredly bringing it to his chest for the second time, right below his clavicle.
“Right there– feel that? Feel how fast you got my heart goin’, baby?”
At first you could think the worst and assume he was trying to insinuate he was going into cardiac arrest– no, he wasn’t that elderly. W–was he?
“I– I do.” You stammered. Nodding quickly as you pressed your hand deeper.
But once you really felt it. Heavy bumps against the middle of your palm. A fast thump-thump-thump–. It wasn’t long until you felt your gut twist. Your mouth fell slack with a sharp whine, you could feel every motherfucking vein throbbing, your walls gloving him tight, giving him zero room to breathe.
“I do.”
You repeated. Your thighs felt hot. Hot as in; like all the blood in your body decided to all go there. Making them buzz, your legs occasionally kicking out. Now with your body ready and begging, screaming to just reach that climax already, you were really fuckin’ struggling. It was a war between you, your body and Joel’s cock. You’ve never tried harder to keep a poker face in your life. You were teetering the line, you were gonna cum. Joel could see that. See your facade slipping.
“She’s real good, y’know.” He said, “Squeezin’ me like she needs it.”
“She does.” You were quick to reply to his praise, it sounded more like a cry than anything. Something that was making his ego inflate. And his cock.
“Hurry– my– Jesus. Christ.” It was like he was waiting for your next words to push deeper, harder. His thrust pausing midway to really drive himself in. “Dad– dad’s gonna be home soon–”
Joel bit back a smirk at the mess he was making of you. Understanding how it must’ve felt for you. Poor, pliant girl. Completely cock-drunk and there was no way around the fact. Your body squirming, wriggling against him. His fingers dug into the soft plush of your ass.
“Hm? Daddy’s right here, baby.” He cooed.
Oh, you were gonna fucking kill him after this.
He withdrew, his jaw slacked as shallow, shaking breaths puffed out from salvia slicken lips. The slick, glistening head of his dick quickly forced right back into you, continuing the rhythm he had found that perfectly suited. Back and forth. Back. And. Fucking. Forth.
His eyes locked on you. Not your face: your thighs, him between your thighs. The bump-out in the low of your tummy showing just where his cock was. His thumb ran right above where his base was buried, up, up, finding that pretty pink pearl hiding beneath the surface. With a firm pressure, he began thrusting his thumb forwards and back. Your cunt fluttering every time.
“Feel that? Feel me?” His cock curved up, pressing against yet another dizzying spot.
Your slender fingers moved down your highly sensitive body, haphazardly ghosting over your low stomach. And there you felt– him. So close, so intimately close.
“C’mon, cum f’me, baby. I know you need’ta…” He urged.
It was your final straw, apparently your body’s as well.
“Fuck, fuck–Joel–!” You felt the knot in your pelvis pinch tighter. “Daddy– fuck–!”
It was a choked cry as your hands spastically found his shoulders, fingers squeezing into the muscle painfully hard. A thick, pulsating numbness that made your walls spasm around Joel’s cock, forcing your head to be thrown back, eyes squeezing shut. You wanted to scream. Your body scorching hot, every damn inch of you. It wasn’t an orgasm you had given yourself from pure clitoral. No, so fucking different. It was– wetter. Joel’s hips slammed upwards a final time. This time faltering, stopping to press right into you as he came. Balls drawing up as thick, hot ropes of semen filled your poor, abused cunt. Painting your walls an opaque white.
“Shh shh– s’okay.” He whispered, pressing his lips to the shell of your ear, salt and pepper facial hair tickling, testing your sensitivity.
Your clit rubbed against the greying, wiry curls crowning his base, a mixture of your orgasms dripping down his shaft, your lips parted, heavy pants mixing with whines continued to shamelessly drip off your tongue. And suddenly, Joel stopped, you swore, from what you could see, the color drained from his face–
“Pill?”
Pill–? The fuck was he– oh.
Oh, motherfucker.
The aftershocks of your climax still buzzed throughout your body, clouding every inch of your breathing– the fog especially swelling inside your head, though, you mustered up enough to reply.
“I thought I told you. No.”
You stated. Firm.
Funnily-e-fucking-nough, you did tell him. Granted, maybe it was mutterings of a half-baked version of you, but, inevitably, still you. Your head fell forward into his chest as his hand wrapped around his base, wincing as he pulled himself out of you. His dick throbbed, aching to bask in your warmth once again. It was one helluva way to kill a moment. Whatever moment that was supposed to be.
Your body still bloomed with warmth as he laid back with you, soothing his palm down your arm.
“The pharmacy is right on my way here.” He murmured. ��I’ll pick up Morning After’s before you even wake up.”
His promise was calming to you, a lazy smile came over your face as you relaxed with him. He was trustworthy, this wouldn’t be a man who’d say something like that and not follow through, this was, well, Joel. It was Joel.
You could always rely on Joel.
Sweet silence was soon rudely interrupted by the sound of a truck pulling into the asphalt, Fuck fuck fuck! That was your dad’s truck, the brights shining blindingly through your sheer drapes, you and Joel laying in bed, well, like deers in headlights.
You so rudely pushed away from Joel, stumbling over to the bath robe hanging on the knob of your closet door– and Joel, well, was too fucking slow is what he was.
“You need to get the fuck out!” You hissed.
Joel, standing in the middle of your room with a cock still slick with both of your cum, scrambling to find his fucking boxers– did you have a fucking void in your floor?! He picked his jeans up, tripping into them as you placed your hands on his arms, pushing him towards the window–
“Jesus, sweetie– h-hold on–!”
That’s the thing, you couldn’t. As soon as you heard the front door open your stomach sank, nauseatingly low.
“Out, NOW!”
You were harsh, sure. But for all the right reasons. You felt bad kicking him out in unzipped jeans and no shirt, sweaty hair sticking to his forehead only forcing him to do the walk of shame alllllll the way back to his house. Which luckily was only a block away. Anyone with eyes and a window facing the sidewalk could see him– so theoretically, everyone in the neighborhood.
You were just about to slam the window shut into his fingers before he stopped you, his hand cupping your cheek, thumb running along your bottom lip like he had the time.
“See you in the mornin’.”
He smiled. Lazy, tired. But genuine. It made your stomach flutter.
“See you…” You returned the smile. Shutting the window as silently as you could as you watch him stumble his way out of your yard.
The fact you had turned this poor, fifty-seven year old man into a hormonal teenager again was starting to set in.
#NOOO PEEPAW DONT LEAVE US C*M BACK ☹️😭#with my plan b apparently#apologies for probably millions of errors#I AM SO TIRED AND HIGH AS HELL#joel miller#pedro pascal#joel miller smut#joel miller fanfiction#joel the last of us#joel tlou#pedro pascal smut#pedro pascal fanfic#the last of us hbo#the last of us#the last of us fanfiction#smut#fanfic#ao3
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Nighttime at a school festival is weird. I work a kid's booth and drunk ass adults are getting excited over fucking slap bracelets and little things of bubbles
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03/20
hbd itadori yuuji the mc of all time!!!!!!
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#yuji itadori#itadori yuuji#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#gojo satoru#i couldnt decide whether i wanted 2 post this today or tmr but i guess now is as good a time as any#it's still the 19th here but w/e who says i cant celebrate my boy early#he deserves it!!! the boy ever!!!#i finished this just over a week ago so im like over it alr fgdshjfg the high of working on smth and then finishing it has passed#but im still proud of it i still like how it turned out !#living vicariously through nobara w this one . big cuteness aggression i too wld like to affectionately squeeze yuuji's face#hina stop using a high angle challenge fail omg i fear i am becoming incapable of drawing itfskg from a regular viewpoint#birds eye only. attempting to experience what it is like to b tall#it works w gojo taking the picture as context tho . beanpole man probably didn't even have to levitate to get tht angle#megumi's face still cracks me up gfsdhj his ass said no flash photography#he'll put up w it for yuuji tho <3#also highkey want th kirby hoodie
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"Go to hell" is basic. "Hope your favourite anime movie sequel gets cancelled after seven years in production AND getting an animated teaser." is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happened.
#I don't follow YOI#but seriously though I feel really bad for the fans#Mappa has such talented staff but management's work practices suuuuuck#those guys are probably being overworked on way too many projects and there's been too high a staff turnover to continue the film#like I'd be amazed if any of the original artists are still working on it#imagine working on it knowing now that your work won't see daylight and that none of the overtime or suffering was worth it#yuri on ice#ice adolescence#mappa studio
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Halloween comic two weeks late bc i will never let tamadrien die
#ml#miraculous ladybug#adrien agreste#ohshc#ouran high school host club#ouran#tamaki suoh#undescribed#I might go back and do alt text later but I am so tired lol#PS anon who asked me to draw more tamaki and adrien stuff like months ago#sorry it took so long fjkdkdkd I will probably do more tho#mine#my art#halloween#tamadrien
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more of this shattered glass au!
here’s the high guard! elita, bee & orion together overpower D pretty easily and start frolicking through the city laying waste to everything, so they side with D to help him make a stand against his ex-gang and….they have a big fight or something??? i dont know!! but it’s cool to draw!!
Orion, bee, and elita still ultimately end up killing alpha trion through the power of friendship, but thats a comic for another time!!
#i drew this in one evening brainrot is one hell of a drug#starscream in this universe was probably begging the high guard to stop electing him as leader#but since he was pretty competent at it he just kept getting nominated#bro was BEYOND relieved to be replaced#i have a big ol comic for D and Orion in the works stay tuned!#THANK YOU FOR LOVING THIS AU#megatron#d 16#orion pax#optimus prime#bumblebee#b 127#soundwave#shockwave#starscream#transformers#maccadam#shattered glass#tf one#transformers one#zorangetf
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thinking about shrimp party…
they are so important to me.
#great now I feel bad for the shrimp#riz gukgak#kristen applebees#shrimp party (original flavor)#dimension 20#my art#d20 fantasy high#d20 fhsy#fantasy high sophomore year#probably my favorite duo within the bad kids#maybe. they're all perfect honestly
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@eydilily 's gempearl designs r so gorgeous i had to draw........ also a swap?? ft. some nzsl bc i was briefly possessed by the spirit of. hands.
#gempearl#shiny duo#ooooohhhh idk how to tag. what's the etiquette?? kinda don't wanna do the main tag for ship stuff?? aughhhh#disclaimer the sl might be a bit iffy. i haven't learnt any since high school but the online dictionary is pretty good so i'm HOPING :)#ik the sign for ''if'' is slightly off; the thumb should touch the chin. anyway :)#the idea of creaking gem who can't speak PLUS warden pearl who's sensitive to noise.... SIGN LANGUAGE IT'S PERFECTTTT. tho i mayyy have ove#looked how pearl is reading the sign (is she blind??) WHOOPS. it's probably fine 😬#my art#also hello eydilily if you see this i hope it's okay for me to draw these designs!! they are just SO GOOD i was SPELLBOUND when i saw themm#the texture and colours of the original..... OUGH. STUNNING.#mcyt
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MFW the hero is supervillain coded
#boiledkwamaegg#oc faenil#i'll probably finish this some day#it's just a sketch#tesblr#tes art#elder scrolls#the elder scrolls#skyrim#khajiit#high elf#altmer#altmer dragonborn#skyrim oc#kynesgrove#oc comic#kharjo#j'zargo#skyrim delphine#skyrim comic
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AU where Steve and Eddie date but Eddie breaks up with Steve so he can make it big, and then just…never makes it.
He plays in a wedding band now.
Typically Gareth books their gigs but that’s going to stop as soon as Eddie sees the welcome sign welcoming them to the wedding of Steve Harrington and, “Are you fucking kidding me?”
“Think of the paycheck, man.”
This happens and that happens, and suddenly Eddie’s back is against the wall of an empty hallway, Steve’s mouth on his neck and - “This is wrong. So wrong.”
“Hm?”
“You just got married.”
Steve pulls back to give him a look like he’s the biggest idiot to walk this planet and asks, “So?”
“Since when does Steve Harrington cheat?”
“Did you even look at the bride? Like at all.”
“She had a veil.”
“She took it off,” Steve smiles like he’s not cheating on his wife. He gives Eddie a peak on the lips, “It’s Robin.”
“Rob- it’s Buckley?” Eddie asks incredulous. “The lesbian.”
“Yeah, man,” Steve says, pulling Eddie’s tie off. “I got to be married or thirty to get my inheritance. We made a deal.”
#Eddie: I’m not going to stop any of this but it’s wrong that you’re cheating on your wife#Steve: my wife right now is probably screwing my high school sweetheart in a bathroom stall#steve harrington#eddie munson#robin buckley#lavender marriage Stobin
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Stargazing, at the edge of the unknown.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#wen qing#wen ning#animation#This was another fun experiment that I learned a lot from B*)#I think that stargazing was something WWX probably took for granted in his first life.#Namely that - despite seeming like the carefree type - he probably didn't have the patience for it.#Why look at the sky when there are so many other things to do at night? It's not like the stars are going anywhere after all.#And when he's in yiling...well he has far to much to do inside his cave or on night hunts to look up at the boring dots.#He's a moon guy - but only so far as 'is the moon phase bright enough to read under tonight? is is dark enough to sneak around?'#It's probably only after the end of untangling the web of secrets and murders in his second life -#-that he realizes the beauty in just...taking a moment and taking in the sky with someone by your side.#Luckily for him the high altitude and cold air of a certain cloud recess makes for excellent start gazing conditions.#Wen Qing would be in the know on what the constellations are. Almost entirely because Wen Ning kept asking her.#As an older sibling you can A) Lie or B) Delve deep into research to claim your throne of 'the knower'.#I have knowledge about many things because I craved being 'the knower' as a youth. Now I don't know anything ever.
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I could fuck up a whole 24 pack of Dr. pepper and dig a blackmore in some bottle less fries at red Robin
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