#problematic f/o

[spanishyumejoshi]

Jsjsjsjs the 8000000000000 (I don't his age exactly but is REALLY old) child gf

Today’s villain is Babidi from Dragon Ball

[self-shipping-doll13]

💜 Dark/Villain/Criminal Self-Ship Asks

For those with evil, morally questionable f/o’s anyone with darker self-ships. Warning for suggestion of occasionally toxic dynamics.

🖤 - What is a twisted, secret act of love you and your F/O share that only the two of you would understand?

🩸 - Has your F/O ever marked you in a way that felt like a bond, even if others might see it as dangerous or unhinged?

🔪 - Has your F/O ever protected you in a way that was violent or ruthless, but it made you feel deeply cherished? Do they kill or intimidate others for you?

🕷️ - Does your F/O bug your clothing, house or vehicle? Would they ensure you’re well monitored? Do they do it out of protection or obsession?

🕸️ - Does your F/O trap you in their world, or do you willingly crawl into their web?

🥀 - Has your F/O ever “tested” your loyalty in a way that felt dangerous or thrilling? How did you prove yourself to them?

🎭 - Does your F/O hide their true self from others? How does it feel knowing the side of them no one else does?

🌙 - What’s the darkest secret you and your F/O share that bonds you, even if it would horrify anyone else? How did they confess this secret?

👻 - Does your F/O enjoy toying with your fear, knowing it brings you closer to them?

🪓 - Does your F/O ever fear losing control around you? How do you reassure them? Or do you like the chaos?

🦂 - Has your F/O ever lied to you for your own safety or to manipulate your feelings, and how did it change your relationship?

⛓️ - If your F/O could keep you by their side forever through unconventional means, (being immortal via soul pact, vampirism, science) would you let them?

💣 - Would your F/O ever involve you in their criminal or villainous schemes, willingly or not? How would it bond you? Would it be fun or sickening? Other?

🗡️ - Is there a dark or forbidden fantasy your F/O has indulged for you? How did they react to you telling them about it?

🧲 - Has your F/O ever manipulated a situation to keep you close? How do you feel knowing they did it?

🔗 - Does your F/O see you as their weakness, their strength, or both? How does that shape your connection?

🎁 - Has your F/O ever gifted you something darkly romantic, like a token from their crimes or a memento from a fallen enemy?

🕯️- Has your F/O ever orchestrated a chillingly intimate moment, a declaration of love in a tense setting, like an illicit deal or crime scene?

🔥 - Does your F/O have any dangerous habits they’ve pulled you into, and how does it make you feel?

📜 - Does your F/O have a code or rule they live by? How does it affect the way they treat you? Do they have any rules for you in particular?

⛏️ - Has your F/O ever trusted you with their signature weapon, or even asked you to use it?

⚰️ - If your F/O had to fake your death, kidnap you or move you to another country to keep you safe, how do you think they’d go about it?

🪦 - Would you help your F/O cover up a crime, no questions asked? How far would you go to protect them?

💀 - What’s the most cryptic or ominous thing your F/O has ever said to you that you still can’t forget?

💍 - Does your F/O treat you like a partner, a prize, or something else entirely? How do you feel about it?

💋 - Does your F/O enjoy teasing you about their darker side, as if daring you to love them despite it? How do you respond?

💎 - Does your F/O ever use their charm to manipulate you, even in harmless ways? How do you feel about their slyness?

🔮 - Does your F/O believe you’re destined to be together? What lengths would they go to if fate didn’t agree?

👑 - How does your F/O treat you differently from everyone else, even when they’re at their cruelest?

🫀 - If your F/O could claim ownership of a part of you, physically or emotionally, what would they choose?

🌌 - If your F/O could rewrite the world, what would it look like, and where would you stand in it?

🕳️ - If your F/O lost their current life or position (taken in by authorities, empire crumbled, demoted by higher ups) how would your dynamic change?

🪢 - What’s a moral line you’ve crossed because of your F/O’s influence? Would you do it again?

🌪️ - How is your romance inherently destructive in nature? What kind of people do you end up hurting? Do you hurt yourselves in the process?

😈 - Does your F/O take pleasure in seeing others afraid of you, knowing you're tied to their darkness?

☠️ - If you were forced to kill for your F/O, would you do it willingly, or would they push you to the edge?

🎻 - What is a villainous song for your F/O?

Dividers by @/adornedwithlight

[spanishyumejoshi]

My first stobotnik art is this one (also because I selfship with both of them jsjs)

[princelythirsts]

reblog if your f/o WOULD hurt a child 🔥

[holypandora]

TW: abuse

normalise publicly expressing how fucking badly you want your f/o to throw you against the wall aggressively and humiliate you to remind you of how much of a low-life pet you are and that you are only theirs to abuse.

normalise it.

oh and antis dni!

[thefawnfallacy]

parental f/o that gets cutely called “dad” in public and in bed.

[theproshippingproblem]

Woahhh Hello and Welcome to my account!!

You can call me either, Tommy or Jauffrey.

I am a selfshipper, darkshipper, and profiction. I would love to hear about your ships. (to get that outta the way)

I get no bitches, no huzz, and due to being schizophrenic I can't keep friendships very well without weirding people out which is mostly why I'm turning here

I really like Dream SMP. Not the content creators but the characters. I like role-playing, I like reading fanfics, I like writing. As long as it has to do with dsmp I'll probably consume it

If we share an f/o, with very much love, DNI. Just so our attachments don't collide, lol.

If you wanna get to know me I can offer you my discord after we talk here for a bit! I love making new friends within my communities

Please feel free to dm me, I do not bite, I will just flood your ask boxes with funny haikus

If you aren't a civil anti dni, I assure you I won't interact either because I like to respect boundaries :3

/// @prodecor for the "this user won't hate you" userbox and the "this user is darkship" userbox. @shotatsuki for the blinking userboxes!! Irl friend for the "this fictionkin" box. Thank them for these gorgeous Lil userboxes!!! :3

[rosieselfships]

selfshipping with a villain be like: ah yes I'm sure they would like me and totally not kill me or do horrific things to me.

[wr1tten-1n-bl00d]

⚠️Warning⚠️

Contains: Physical Abuse, Anger Taken Out On Another(You/Your S/I)

Imagine your F/O has been in a bad mood for a while. So you offer to let them take their anger out on you.

You take their hits with no complaint. Even talking about how you love them, despite the pain.

As they patch you up when they're done you remind them of how you asked them to so they shouldn't feel bad. How you just wanted to make your F/O feel better and that you're glad you did.

(Maybe they could return the favor)

[forget-me-not-automaton]

Shoutout to all you people who are ok with having irredeemable F/Os, y’all stronger AND more creative then me frfr 😭

[spanishyumejoshi]

King magnífico x reader headcanons because I love him:

He could fill you with presents and gifts

The most basic could be flowers, exactly Red roses. But he does that thinking in you

Also when is flirting he could speak in Spanish in your ear with a really romantic voice

Also he loves when you call him handsome or the good boy, that makes him blush and melt.

Also you two? Are a dangerous evil couple, the most powerful magic together.

"magnífico the green really fits you" "I know I know, everything fit me"

Also a lot of kisses from him, he could treat you like you are from the royalty.

[princelythirsts]

people with problematic f/o’s and/or s/i’s have you taken the difficult person test??

it’s basically a lil personality test that gauges traits / behaviors that would make it harder to get along with you

I took it as one of my oc x Canon ships and I’d like to see other people’s results!

[ghostie-selfships]

All my f/os are romantic.

Sherlock Holmes, all iterations. (🔎)

Jareth the Goblin King, Labyrinth. (🫧)

Hannibal Lecter, all but primarily NBC. (🫀)

Dracula, all iterations. (🧛🏻‍♂️)

Sir Thomas Sharpe, Crimson Peak. (💀)

Sebastian Michaelis, Black Butler. (🐦‍⬛)

Himiko Toga, My Hero Academia. (🩸)

Shota Aizawa, My Hero Academia. (💤)

Yuno Gasai, Future Diary. (🔪)

V, V for Vendetta. (⚔️)

Monsignor Pruitt/Father Paul Hill, Midnight Mass. (📿)

Severus Snape, Harry Potter. (🔮)

Vex, Sackboy: a big adventure. (🃏)

Luca, OC. (🥀)

Azara, OC. (😈)

[elufire]

Selfshiptember Day 3 - Road Trip

Kidnapping via horseback is technically a road trip, no? A surprise one at least...

[coffee-lo-vers]

Picrew Karma Akabane ;)

[nothereanymorelolololo]

my f/os would wear this shirt