Alhaitham, the moment his roommate leaves town: Ditches his house, hangs out in shady back alleys at the port, joins the black market to make illegal purchases, picks fights with random Eremites in the cafes, brawls with the chief of police, raids a forbidden temple, overthrows the government--
Call that "Kavehless Behavior."
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brought to you by "The Myth of Lesbian Impunity: Capital Laws from 1270 to 1791" by Louis Crompton
when you first start studying queer history: sapphic acts have basically never been criminalized in any western society! so queer women have always had it easier than queer men!
when you delve even the slightest bit deeper: why do we still believe this
(OP cannot control who does and does not reblog this post, but she firmly believes that trans women are women)
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How well are the 500 yr old grandpas w/ technology? I already know their asses write like founding fathers
Nightmare: Killer! how do you say "this meeting will be a waste of my fucking time, fuck you" in professional e-mail terms
Killer: Thank you, Name.
I appreciate the offer, but I would like to know what I contribute to the meeting before attending.
Cheers, Nightmare
Nightmare: <- uses text-to-speech and autocorrect
Ink: you spelled captcha wrong
Ink: and how
Ink: and frustrating
Ink: adjectives go before the noun
Ink: you used "fml" right though so good job
Ink: oh, you're also texting. in case this was meant for a search engine
Ink: <- being annoying on purpose
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Oh to be at one of the 1969 Las Vegas shows.
His excitement at finally doing live shows again.
9 minute monologues reminiscing about life, his career, just being batshit crazy.
Witnessing pure chaotic energy, comedic genuis and insane talent.
Just watching him having fun.
Watching HIM.
I mean
And sneak onto the stage. To give him a hug or to kidnap him, I'm not sure yet
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Baby Taylor's baby voice is so endearing and it's going to be bittersweet to "lose" that on the TVs, but I'm really excited to hear how they clean up (or not) the production on Debut. I mean I know they're going to make it as accurate as possible to the originals, but I mean in the actual sound mixing and stuff. Because I feel like this album could benefit the most from some of that! Which is not to say that the original is bad BECAUSE IT'S NOT, but I think there is subtle stuff they can do with the mixing/blending/instrumentals/treble/etc. to make it shine even more.
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2 hours until stožice album drop (for me) and i went on a scroll through the jo instagram
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Haunted (Live From Detroit) (Professional Recording) I KNOW you’re in there somewhere
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fucked up being tricked into enjoying a traditional childrens song bc theres no good recordings of them that arent clearly for babies. im a freaking Adult can i not enjoy a good melody in canon once in a while....
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beyond the discussion about racial identity in latinamerica which is vastly different to how usamericans understand and monopolize the topic, i also wanna say diego luna already was an incredibly recognized and celebrated actor in latinoamerican cinema just because he's nominated for a golden globe (which good for him) doesn't mean he's now "breaking records" or doing amazing stuff like it's just a usamerican award given by the press like.... the entire prestige behind those awards it's just that usamericans think they're the most important people on earth. like my idol bong joon ho once said the oscars are a local award not an international film festival. and the golden globes are even less relevant. y'all are just catching up that he's good, get with the program, we already knew
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Okay, I know I'm desperately behind on Hermitcraft but things I enjoyed so much about Ren's king introduction from Joe's POV:
- The immediate consensus that the tower is not only small and cramped but also smells
- Joe showing up with a totem and an invis pot after a perfectly innocent and normal summons, obviously expecting trouble (this is not his first rodeo)
- Cleo taking every opportunity to laugh at Ren's rp sillyness like an older sibling (just like in the life series)
- Xisuma's general air of mystified confusion through this entire spectacle
- Just the entire awkwardness around Ren logging out and logging in again. The invis potion. The shuffle to get everyone's armour off and stop tossing random stuff on the floor. The awkward length of the pause. Ren being way too loud coming back in. Joe cutting out exactly none of this. Chef's kiss. Perfection.
- Iskall's "slay, king!"
- Bdubs whole sandpaper speech
- "Just as long as you don't come anywhere near me with oil, you're good." "You might get oiled." "Noooo :("
- xB's concrete slab dreams. A true visionary
- "Get called king in the Twitch chat once and this is what happens"
- "All in favour of Ren the king being king on this server, say aye!" [Incomprehensible confused noise muddle]
- "I shall take the crown with honour and I shall serve you with every inch of my body!" [Even more vague and Deeply Uncomfortable noise muddle]
- "Don't worry about the burning sound, it's all gonna be fine!"
- Ren ending the meet by just logging out a second time and not coming back dhfbfjs
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does anybody know if theres a bootleg how to dance in ohio anywhere on the internet and if so please tell me where i cant go the rest of my life without ever seeing this musical again
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