#and for the record

[sixpennydame]

Levi doesn’t give a shit about New Year’s resolutions.

But cleaning to welcome in the new year - now that’s something he can get behind.

“Haven’t we been deep cleaning all year?” you whine as you walk with him through the store to gather cleaning supplies. “How much cleaner can the house get?”

“That was just the regular, weekly cleaning—you know that,” Levi responds as he puts a bottle of cleaner in the shopping basket.

You should have known this would happen. It was you who had bought him the steam cleaner he’d been wanting for Christmas. His eyes had lit up when he opened it, and you swear he was just as happy as he was when the two of you got married.

“I’m gonna make soap scum my bitch,” he’d said as he carefully assessed each attachment.

The two of you walk back to the car with your bag full of cleaning supplies.

“Well, hey, at least deep cleaning is just a yearly thing, right?” you comment as you get in the car.

“You kidding me?” he practically scoffs, “spring cleaning is just around the corner.”

[if-you-heart]

Bg credit: “Flower Boy” album cover by Eric White

“Can I get a kiss?

And can you make it last forever?

I said I’m bout to go to war,

And I don’t know if ima see you again.”

- SEE YOU AGAIN

[t3chborb]

Lil something special for Valentine's day because why not :P

I say little as if this didn't take 13 hours and 104 layers to make

Full thing is @ 34

Can somebody explain to me why is THIS art is my first time ever drawing Nemesis form? I'd appreciate it ngl

[kinkandkreep]

~𝑅𝑖𝑛 𝐼𝑡𝑜𝑠ℎ𝑖 𝑖𝑠...~

That annoying person who, when cheerily told to "have a safe flight," responds, "such a thing is beyond my control," with a completely flat expression.

Y'know, like an asshole. 🙃

[aconstantstateofbladerunner]

Fanfic Thieves on YouTube: A New Grift

So one of the content farm channels stealing fics has an ao3 now and last night they commented on Butterfly asking to make money off it while paying me in exposure.

I confronted them on discord and asked how they had the audacity to ask the people they stole from to use their hard work to line his pockets without even apologizing. Long story short, I gave them an ultimatum to post a public apology on their youtube channel to prove they actually care about doing the right thing and aren’t just a grifter telling me what I want to hear for money. And they asked me to write the apology, TO ME, for them.

I should have asked if their mommy still wipes their ass for them too.

Anyway, DNWhatif is a lazy grifter who has not changed their ways, the only reason they’re asking permission now is because all the DMCA strikes on stolen content have started eating into their revenue. Don’t let them profit off of your work as a writer. And if you have to interact with them, tell them to go fuck themselves.

[bearotonin-international]

Hello team, big fan. Purely for my own curiosity given how inexplicably overpowered you are with bear pics, is it possible you could just make like a huge post with an unacceptable amount of bear pics just for the hee hee hoo hoos? 3 bear pics is almost never enough, I'm sure you understand

ho hoo hooo well we must admit we like the idea that we are overpowered with bear photos. and of course we can never turn down a challenge of sorts. so let's see how many bear photos tumblr lets us add. cheers to a long one mates

[heda-heather]

*exhales*

Can sapphic women go to therapy, please?

We’re all traumatized. It’s totally not our fault.

The patriarchy, the sexism intertwined with the homophobia, the comp het, the social and economic pressures of being a female who partners with other females, the emotionally unavailable parents, the siblings who just don’t get it, the predatory abuse of men who find it “hot”…

I repeat, it’s NOT our fault! We have had the world against us. But we have got to stop passing our trauma to each other. Because that IS in our control.

We’re capable of so much more. Sapphic love can be so, so beautiful. The emotional connection can be cosmic. (And it can make for such sensual intimacy on all levels). We need to cherish that. We need to stop abusing that.

Because this is all wrapped up in our fight for a better community, worldwide. Our love can be motivational, can be something to look to for guidance. We could be part of a revolution on how to love one another more fully. But only if we start taking care of ourselves and each other.

I love you all so much. I’m sorry our world has made it so hard for us. Be good to one another.

Each one of us is deserving of kinder love. ❤️

[chainsxwsmile-personal]

Today’s ICE COLD take:

“You shouldn’t ship human characters with any of Tolkien’s elves, dwarves, orcs, trolls, etc. because that’s beastiality”

Behold, an animal, I guess:

[boxbusiness]

hey demon king ! Trick or treat?? >:]

[rainbowsuitcase]

To everyone wanting censorship on AO3: Wattpad fucked me up more

cw: mentioning a bunch of sentivie topics, not going into details about any of them

I think I can, in some ways, be considered someone who grew up on the internet. Granted, my internet looked different than it does today and I spent most of my time on game sites made specifically for kids, but I also spent a lot of nights on Wattpad.

Sure, I read the normal stuff that a 12 year old would. Horse girl stories and jokes and shitty poetry and a bunch of fanfiction for media I never heard of, just because it was cute.

You know what I also read? BDSM and kink. Rape and kidnapping and stockholm syndrome and incest and romanticized abusive relationships. And you know why? Because none of it was tagged.

Wattpad has censorship. Wattpad deletes stories that don't follow its guidelines and so the people writing them are trying to hide from the system by not tagging properly and not describing their stories accurately.

Sure, AO3 does not have censorship, so we can probably assume it has more of these "problematic" stories, but you know what all of them are? Tagged.

Sure, I've scrolled past some rape stories, and incest and romanticized abuse, but I have never clicked on one thinking it was something it wasn't.

The only time I read something I didn't want to on AO3 was when I forgot to filter its tag out completely and didn't see it in the tags of the fic.

Granted, I wasn't on AO3 when I was 12 years old. But even if I was, you know what AO3 has always had that Wattpad doesn't? Age rating and a disclaimer.

(To be fair, apparently Wattpad has a Mature rating now, but from what I've heard, it's not exactly reliable.)

All banning and censoring things does is force people to come up with ways to get around it. That will always happen. That is inevitable. And that does nothing to protect the kids.

I know that, because I was one of those kids.

[mythals-whore]

2 and 19 insteadddd (since I accidentally doubled up the other ones)

I mean, I'll happily yap all day. So...(:

2. Popular OTP that you only BroTP

Lucavrin! I like that they become friends but the enemies-to-lovers doesn't do it for me, I'm sorry. Also Bellara x Neve...I like that they're friends/sisters. Idk, nothing about it feels romantic to me. Do these count as OTPs? idk but they're popular and I'm speaking my truth.

19. What is the one thing you hate most about your fandom?

Umm I'm tempted to steal yours. Sometimes people take it to seriously? Which isn't to say you shouldn't analyze it but sometimes it isn't that deep. Because I'm airing out my feelings (and was talking about this with someone today), I find it really frustrating when people act like Templars are like a 1:1 for police/police brutality?? I'm sorry but a world where some people (mages) are born being able to shoot fire out of their hands there's just not a 1:1 comparison. Mages are a little dangerous and I get why people might be scared of them.

Also the Veilguard critical people who love to make bad faith arguments that are, at times, so absurd they read like satire (:

[sometimes-men-need-help-too]

Man... the way even the most body positive people around love making jokes about how a guy must have a small or substandard dick... I don't know...

Anyway, appreciate the stuff you do, hope you're having a good day

That is like my number 1 pet peeve

Don't be that person that claims that they care about body positivity if you have exceptions!

Your insecurity might be someone's exception, too. Remember that

Your weight, your thinning hair, your missing or otherwise imperfect teeth. Whatever it might be

And aww, that's sweet! Thank you!

[bludpudding]

random but just noticed boyd follows jordan peterson and his wife follows rfk on instagram and im so thrown because they seemed pretty idk liberal? and i have no one to tell so here i am srry

following really doesn't mean much to me tbh. i follow almost 1k people on ig because i've had my account for so long and couldn't name half of em. and i don't care enough to sit down and go oh no! problematic! unfollow!

what matters is what they're up to now. that's my standard, anyway.

this doesn’t exactly scream ‘threat’ to me even if it was so long ago

[hedgehog-troops]

me watching my bsf who im falling literally describe how much she finds some specific women (not me) hot. their long hair (not me), their small waist (not me), their curves (not me), them being women (not me) and then shes like, but not in a gay way, in an appreciative way.

like okay

and then today when were on call shes like yk you look like a man rn (she always says this when she sees me with my hair open and home clothes). and then goes on to say, damn you wouldve been a really nice man. previously she has also said, yk sometimes you see people and you think they were born the wrong gender? i think thats you. (okay girl, love your selective trans activism) AND THEN AND THEN TODAY SHE SAYS IF YOU WERE A MAN ID DO YOU LIKE GIRL PLEASE DONT DO THIS TO ME ILL CRY.

[hyperfixiation-station]

Tell me why people with family guy pfp are arguing with me about Helluva Biss and Hazbin Hotel beung "problematic"??? Like be so fr rn. You and I both know that a show with a character who's whole personality is raping women is way more problematic than a creator making merch of her OWN 2 CHARACTERS that mayyyy be incesty.