#pronoun recommendations

[pronoun-checks]

Heyyy! Could I get some electronic, internet, and/or computery sounding neopronouns please? Thank you! I don't mind if any of them seem to lean towards a certain gender btw!

Sure thing:

byte/bytes/byteself

tech/techs/techself

whirr/whirr/whirrself

pix/pixel/pixels/pixelself

pixel/pixels/pixelself

screen/screens/screenself

ram/rams/ramself

ERROR/ERRORs/ERRORself

[ERROR]/[ERROR]s/[ERROR]self

404/404s/404self

0/0s/0self

1/1s/1self

glitch/glitches/glitchself

cyber/cybers/cyberself

code/codes/codeself

nano/nanos/nanoself

exe/exes/exeself

data/datas/dataself

web/webs/webself

internet/internets/internetself

net/internet/internets/internetself

link/links/linkself

virtual/virtual/virtualself

tab/tabs/tabself

browser/browsers/browserself

jpeg/jpegs/jpegself

png/pngs/pngself

blog/blogs/blogself

computer/computers/computerself

compute/computes/computeself

tech/technology/technologys/technologyself

virus/viruses/viruself

disk/disks/diskself

disc/discs/discself

👾/👾s/👾self

💿/💿s/💿self

📀/📀s/📀self

💽/💽s/💽self

[gender-euphoria-overlord]

Hello! I'm looking for a name and pronouns that fit me better! Some things I heavily relate to are: Liminality/Backrooms, glitch aesthetic/webcore, demons, satanism/luciferianism, etc :)

Names:

Glitch

Code

Bug

Cyber

Data

Vector

Nyx

Amon

Damien

Kikimora

Pronouns:

tra/tran/trans/transition

sur/sur/sur/surs/surrealself

o/odd/odds/oddself

de/decay/decays/decayself

e/eer/eerie/eeries/eerieself

da/dark/dar/dars/darkself

fire/fire/fires/fireself

si/sin/sins/sinself

gli/glitch/glitches/glitchself

scree/screen/screens/screenself

by/byt/bytes/byteself

html/html/htmls/htmlself

📺/📺/📺s/📺self

🚫/🚫/🚫s/🚫self

[andstuffsketches]

my first art doll, my catgirl sona Tommy! They’re 12 inches tall with clay hands feet, and head, and a wire skeleton

[ethies]

bwww ... does the knight of space mind coming up w lucky cat themed names , pronouns && titles ? ^^ ( if not too much or you do not feel comfey doing the lucky cat npts , pronouns that r similar 2 she / her or he / him would b nice too :3 )

hello ! here are some names , pronouns , and titles for you ...! this divine being thanks you for requesting , schy had lots of fun writing these out ^^

𓇼 . . lucky cat names : luckitty , fortune , fausta , faustette , faustina , felicity , kismet , kizzy , kit , katte , whisker , calico , callie , cheshette , cheshire , mewlina , meowli , mitten ( s ) , lioness , lionette , sylvie , sylvester , purrlina , purrette , nepeta

𓇼 . . lucky cat pronouns : mew ﾉ mews , purr ﾉ purrs , mrr ﾉ mrrp , mao ﾉ maos , meo ﾉ meow , whis ﾉ whisker , lu ﾉ luck , for ﾉ fortune , fa ﾉ fate , paw ﾉ paws , fu ﾉ fur , paw ﾉ claws , mrow ﾉ mrows , leap ﾉ leaps , pitter ﾉ patter , cat ﾉ nip , hi ﾉ hiss , ble ﾉ bless , chan ﾉ chance , des ﾉ destiny , :3 ﾉ :3s

𓇼 . . lucky cat titles : che who meows / mews / purrs / etc , this lucky feline , this fortunate kitty , the one who prospers , this cat of fate , the one you have met by chance , che who ' s luck flows like a river , cher luck , cher kismet , che of unmeasured fortune , this cat who walks with luck on cher side , the feline who is made of luck , one who is the most fortunate , che with strong destiny

𓇼 . . she he pronouns : shy ﾉ hyr , schy ﾉ schyr , sh<3 ﾉ h<3r , shx ﾉ hxr , sae ﾉ saer , shwe ﾉ hwer , sh! ﾉ h!r , sh? ﾉ h?r , sh* ﾉ h*r , sh♡ ﾉ h♡r , se ﾉ shim , hy ﾉ hym , hy ﾉ hymn , hey ﾉ hem , h<3 ﾉ h<3m , hx ﾉ hxm , hae ﾉ haem , hwe ﾉ hwim , h! ﾉ h!m , h? ﾉ h?m , h* ﾉ h*m , h♡ ﾉ h♡m , he ﾉ her , she ﾉ him , e ﾉ im , e ﾉ er , her ﾉ sim

please Enjoy these ...! the One Who embodies purity Worked very hard On Them ... v? is especially Proud of the titles ! ae Hopes they are all to your satisfaction , and this Sea creature thanks You for Requesting ! ^^ che may be Replaced with Anybeings Individual pronouns , as always~

[dateamonster]

webcomics*! webcomics baby!!! i grew up reading these bad boys like they were the sunday funnies. im serious i would get up early in so i could check my daily roster of webcomic updates before leaving for school.

webcomics sort of feel to me like my generations version of zines. not that both those things arent still around, i just mean that, in the same way that there was this big boom of super creative zine self-publishing in the 70s through the 90s thanks to the increasing access to copy machines, and later home printing, the early 00s-10s was sort of the moment people seemed to collectively realize they could kind of just upload whatever they wanted to the internet and people would actually see it, leading naturally to another boom in indie art and storytelling.

a lot of the comics that popped up around this time were sort of... rough. raw. weird. there were no rules about what a webcomic had to be other than 1) a comic and 2) on the web, so there was some freedom to be as messy or as precise as the author wanted. this led to some real bangers, and some absolute flops. but regardless of how it turned out i think theres something to be admired about the sheer amount of creativity going into these projects that, for the most part, were purely passion-driven without any guarantee of greater recognition or success.

obviously webcomics are still around, but the culture surrounding them has shifted quite a bit. most people who are willing to put in the work of a longform serialized comic In This Economy are also doing so with the hope of being able to profit or at least sustain themselves financially on their work. theres no shame in that! but it has made the webcomic scene more competitive, more polished, less experimental. capitalism at work, you know.

people arent really as incentivized to try new things and dare i say get a little weird with it when innovation doesnt pay the pills. however that doesnt mean that there arent still artists out there who are challenging that.

i got the idea a while ago that i wanted to put together a list of webcomics that have been really influential to me and my own creative efforts, but i realized that list would be a mile long and wouldnt really give me the breathing room to talk about why those works resonate with me. so i decided instead to make a list specifically of my (currently) most beloved, most influential webcomics that i feel like are doing something unique that sort of pushes the boundaries of what is considered a "normal" comic.

presented in no particular order, with all attempts made to be spoiler-free, below:

nasty red dogs and feast for a king by kosmicdream (18+)

delicious, dark, meaty comics. ffak in particular is like this massive sprawling scifi stream of consciousness thick with blood and viscera and. a lot of highly transsexual erotic cannibalism tbqh.

personally i find nasty red dogs a lot more like easy to get into story-wise, but both are just chockablock full of this beautiful grotesque unapologetic and downright indulgent physicality. its pages dripping with every fluid you can think of and some you cant, and its also compelling surprisingly empathetic characters set against a backdrop of otherworldly rituals, cosmic pre-apocolypses, and worlds inside of worlds inside of worlds. body horror heaven lives here.

mr boop and crimehot by alec robbins (very 18+)

if youre at all into weird webcomics youre probably already well familiar with mr boop, and if you arent theres really nothing i can say other than Please give it a shot, but if you havent been keeping up with alecs work since then you might not be as familiar with his current project crimehot. and thats a damn shame because it is all the comedy, unabashed horniness, and surprisingly understated storytelling of mr boop taken to its absolute max.

crimehot is set in a future where nearly every aspect of human life and culture is controlled by an all-powerful all-seeing computer algorithm. but who cares about all that when theres a ragtag team of ultra sexy ultra horny master thieves going on wacky little misadventures together!

alecs style is blunt and simplistic in a way that comes off as juvenile at first glance, and then uses that presumption to completely blindside you with its actual content, reminding me weirdly enough of memeable classic tails gets trolled. in spite of their potential as works of ironic comedy however alecs comics really give me this impression of total earnestness. crimehot in particular is so blatantly un-erotic, with its complete lack of any subtlety, comically exaggerated (and surprisingly diagetic) anatomy, and impossible physical positions, that it circles back around into becoming, indeed, kind of hot. i think silliness can be hot so sue me!

blind alley by adam de souza

departing completely from my last couple recs, blind alley is a cozy, peanuts-inspired comic strip about the day to day lives of the children of blind alley. its also occasionally a deeply unsettling horror-mystery that has just barely begun to show its hand more than two years in. its distinguishing factor to me comes from the fact that the cozy exterior doesnt seem to be there to conceal or divert your attention away from the growing sense of unease that infiltrates its panels on an increasingly frequent basis as the story progresses. it feels more like the two elements live side by side, horror and mundanity, otherworldly creatures and secret conspiracies living peacefully alongside lazy summer afternoons and goofing off with your friends. it perfectly captures the anxiety of knowing that theres something the grown-ups arent telling you, the powerlessness of being a kid.

blind alley feels to me sort of like if those "what if Nostalgic Cartoon was secretly DARK" media theories were actually real, and actually scary. i might be getting ahead of myself as the series likes to take its time and is really only just starting to peel back the layers, but what ive read so far feels makes me feel like this could be something very special.

boy island by leo fox

beautiful beautiful beautiful first of all. the dreamy, surreal visuals? the colors?? oujhjh.. boy island is set in a world split violently in two, divided into boy island and girl island, and surrounded on all sides by a sea of monsters mutants and ghosts, those sorry souls who committed the trespass of trying to cross from one land to the other, or even live outside of either! a boy named lucille must strike out on his own to make it to boy island, but in doing so begins to discover things about the world and in fact himself that reveal an even greater mission.

im making this all sound very dramatic. its a trans story. its about trans people, being trans. its also about surviving the ripples of a world laid out for you by your parents, managing grief for the ones that didnt, and a funny little blue guy named jounce. also did i mention its gorgeous? hot fuckin diggity it is gooorgeous.

vivians ghost by hal schrieve (18+)

speaking of trans comics!! (plot twist: theyre all trans comics suckerrrr) look, all of hals comics are fucking baller and im sure the book zes got coming out will be too, but ive like Imprinted on this one. its attached itself my brain. much like the main protagonist collin has been attached to by his suicide victim best friend and ex highschool bf viv!

the sketchy art style threw me off at first but it quickly becomes part of the charm and meshes very well with the chaotic pace and gutpunch emotional moments. theres a strong element of magical realism that i honestly think comics as a medium were made for. viv is a ghost, and viv is grief, and guilt, and fantasy, and shame, and glorious trans revenge taken form, and hes not even the only apparition in this story, taking the stage alongside cameos by jesus christ, a detransitioners fursona, almanda palmer, and (checks notes) gonzo for a second there i think.

as a disclaimer (or incentive, depending) no one in this story i think is someone you could really call a good person. some of them are in fact plainly terrible. they are all so undeniably fucking fascinating though. and viv himself gleefully inhabits that moral gray area, deliberately and loudly disturbing any image of himself as a pure perfect victim, blurring lines and thrusting both the characters and audience out of their comfort zone. its a challenging read thats not going to be everyone for sure, but i definitely think its worth the read.

(and if this sounds interesting to you but youre not sure you can handle it, hal has other equally good comics that are still heavy on the trans gay relationship drama but much lighter on the childhood trauma.)

what happens next by maximumgraves

if youre reading this on tumblr i hope that youve at least heard of what happens next by now. thee seminal tumblrina art of our time i swear. it starts with a true crime podcast exploring the strange story of griffin and his accomplice milo, trans teen murderers, the latter of which has since been released from the psych hospital while the former continues to serve his sentence. but thats in the past, and in the present milo still has to figure out how to live the rest of his life.

the story moves rapidly, though not necessarily chronologically, in and out of the real world and the online lives its characters frequently inhabit like its guiding you through a twisted dream. its a comic on the internet about the internet from someone clearly well aware of its more poisonous aspects, as well as the addictive quality it can have for someone who has become otherwise isolated from the world.

at the end of the day though the major appeal i think is the characters, how messy and horrible and tragic they can be, which is all you can really hope for from a largely character-driven narrative. to say much more i think would ruin the experience, but ill say what happens next absolutely delivers on its ominous title, and im waiting on the edge of my seat for the next chapter.

preeny has to repeat 6th grade by momodriller

on a Much lighter note, preeny has to repeat 6th grade is a super cute adventure series about a magical little kitty named preeny who on her first day of sixth grade is called upon to go on a great mission. its a sparklefur comic!! ive been really starting to dive into furry art lately, and if youre the kind of person who raises an eyebrow at that statement, fine, whatever, but im talking to the cool people right now so keep it to yourself.

art from within the furry subculture is such insanely creative and passionate stuff, and the focus on this subset in particular, calling back to the early 2000s deviantart xD rAWR s0 rand0m era of online culture, feels so intensely nostalgic it makes my chest ache, despite never being heavily involved in the sparklefur scene myself.

the author states in the comics description that the story takes inspiration from her experiences as an autistic child, and even before reading that man i felt it. what really makes this comic unique to me though is that the majority of characters that appear are based on adoptables the author purchased off of, as she puts it, the children of deviantart. i LOVE that. not only is that probably amazing for the kids, it makes every character feel truly unique and adds perfectly to the overall flavor of the world shes created. there is just not another comic i can think of that feels alive like this one.

broccoli soup by secretpie

ok so i know how we might feel about webtoon comics but hear me out. broccoli soup is probably the first comic ive seen to really exploit the otherwise sort of bland and restrictive format of webtoons, utilizing the excess of white space to enhance the feeling of emptiness that characterizes the protagonist broccoli's time in the blank void they call home as well as to make the sparse use of color really pop in contrast.

broccoli soup is a mysterious series thats a little hard to pin down in terms of genre. a strange little being named broccoli spends their days in a vast blankness drinking tea with their loving yet highly suspicious Best Friend and benefactor, doris. doris has the ability to move between worlds, coming and going as she pleases, while broccoli is only allowed to leave when they are on a mission on her behalf. these missions vary, but the goal is always the same: make everything Polite and Good.

as the story progresses, little by little more friends and more color come into broccolis still new existence. the art style also changes from world to world, which imo is a very nice touch. and! theres music! its an interesting project that dances back and forth between fantastical whimsy and some surprisingly dark moments. and thats the shit i like to see.

thats all for now! though if im lucky there will be many more fun stories and projects to talk about in the future. keep in mind as well that this is like barely half of all the webcomics im currently reading, just the ones that most stick out to me as really doing something special.

until next time yall!!

oh wait sike honorable mentions time

awful hospital by bogleech

the only reason this isnt up there with the rest is bc im woefully behind at the moment. ill get back to it eventually! awful hospital is an interactive multimedia horror-comedy webcomic about a hospital that is. well this hospital is simply sub-par to say the least.

hedgehog's dilemma by mellodilla

this ones still a little new to say much on but so far it looks like a cute series. what most appeals to me is that the art style looks like something that fit in seamlessly with an early 90s newspaper comic strip. in particular it has a strong calvin and hobbes vibe to me. just, you know, about wacky lil lesbian animals living their lives.

ok now im done for real

*for clarity's sake, im using webcomic here to mean "a series of comics that was first published and predominantly exists online" so even if a print version exists, i still consider it to be first and foremost a webcomic. this also includes comics that contain a multimedia or interactive element. if its a combination of pictures and words to tell a story, its a comic.

also my list is probably going to end up massively favoring serialized fiction because thats just what i like to read, but i dont necessarily think thats a required element.

[haridraws]

Drawings from Into the Tower

Playable characters 2/4: THE SAILOR

With guest illustration by @anineillustration

Strength • story & mystery Challenging ———⟡——Survivable Quick play ————⟡— More story To play THE SAILOR, turn to page 12.

[616phyla]

Warlock Chronicles (1993) #5 is a really good exploration of the transgender themes in adam warlock's story. all about the negative effects on his soul for denying her woman side, how embracing it brings them peace, and how it's important to do so and accept who you are

[the old woman in these panels is an aspect of himself, for some further context]

[zoobus]

Hi I just saw your post about the girl korean isekai and I have to thank you I’ve been needing to look for some new protag. There’s a lot of really good ones that came out in recent years but I think the one you might enjoy is fabled warrior on webtoons cause one of the main protagonists is a milf (like in the description it says shes 49) and I’m enjoying it so far.

It’s about a women who was isekai-ed and then came back to the normal world, had to deal with the consequences of isekai-ing before raising a family. Her daughter however is similar to her in the past so she gets into some hijinks, anyways the milf’s old friends from the isekai world come to her world to bring her back and issues happen tm. It’s such a good read. I’ve never seen a manhwa like it and I just want to share it around more.

I actually read this one a while ago! You're right, this one was pretty good with a great premise and visibly older major female characters.

Definitely recommend the Fabled Warrior!

[northern-passage]

the extreme in italics too? i'm imagining them like that gif of that person walking on the street recoiling in horror at zoomed in shots of lesbian behavior except in this case it's like...two references to hormone potions

transphobes will get mad any time they're put in a situation where they are forced to acknowledge the fact that trans people exist

[catgendermikus]

❣︎ sour candy id pack !! ❣︎

includes names, pronouns, titles, && genders !! all under the “read more“ !!

rq by: @pix3lblip !!

names:

acid / ace / bonbon / bonnie / candy / candie / candace / dulcie / lemon / lemmie / neon / neo / pepper / pico / pop / poppy / pucker / puck / saccharine / sour / sugar / sugarrush / sweet / sweetie / sweetheart / tart / toxic / vivid / vivvie

pronouns:

acid / acids; bon / bons / bonbonself; candy / candys; cry / crys; dulce / dulcet / dulcetteself; extreme / extremes; haz / hazard / hazardself; hazard / hazards; lem / lemon / lemonself; neon / neons; nuke / nuclear / nuclearself; pep / peps; pep / pepper / pepperself; pop / pops; puck / pucker / puckerself; sour / sours; sugar / sugars; sweet / sweets; tang / tangs; tang / tangy / tangself; tox / toxic / toxicself; vivid / vivids; viv / vivid / vividself

titles:

the sweet-and-sour one / the tart one / the tangy one / the hazard / the toxic waste / the warhead / the extreme taste / the nuclear flavor / the vivid candy / the sweet treat / the chaotic flavor / the neon whirlwind / [prn] made of candy / [prn] who is coated in sugar / [prn] who burns your mouth / [prn] who puckers your lips / [prn]'s tartness / [prn]'s tanginess / [prn]'s sweetness

genders:

hypersugarie / candyfluid / sugarrushic / sugaracidkandic / sugarpopic / sourcandyblastic / sourpresentic / kiddiebowcandic / neonic / socangender / genderzing

[PT: sour candy id pack!! includes names, pronouns, titles, and genders!! all under the “read more“!! rq by: @ pix3lblip !! [read more cut] names: [list of names in plain text] pronouns: [list of pronouns in plain text] titles: [list of titles in plain text] genders: [list of genders in plain text, original coining posts linked in text] END PT]

[gender-euphoria-overlord]

Could I possibly get some pronoun recommendations based on Lisa from the movie Ponyo and just aquatic themed as a whole

i haven't seen ponyo, so this is from the wiki. i hope these are good and sorry for the wait!

Lisa:

brave/brave/braves

ri/sa/risas

sea/seafar/seafarer

he/help/helps

strong/strong/strongs

pon/yo/ponyos

Aquatic themed:

wa/ter/waters

co/coral/corals

wa/wave/waves

she/shell/shells

deep/deep/deeps

fi/fish/fishes

[pronoun-checks]

Ooo yay name and pronoun recommendations!

We would love robot or just general digital names and/or pronouns!! We're fine with masc, fem, or neutral names too!

Thank you so much! We love your blog a lot!

No problem!

Names:

Robot

Bot

Glitch

Byte

Gear

Pixel

Ram

Auto

Code

Link

Cloud

Dell

Nokia

Java

Atlas

Alloy

Copper

Chip

Pixel

Static

Ro (like robot)

Android

Cyborg

Pronouns:

bot/botself

robot/robotself

bot/robot/robots/robotself

gear/gearself

cog/cogself

tech/techself

byte/byteself

bit/bitself

chip/chipself

pix/pixel/pixels/pixelself

pixel/pixelself

code/codeself

static/staticself

glitch/glitchself

error/errorself

volt/voltself

spark/sparkself

droid/droidself

wire/wireself

digital/digitalself

digi/digital/digitals/digitalself

cy/cyborg/cyborgs/cyborgself

cyborg/cyborgself

virus/viruself

404/404self

auto/autoself

exe/exeself

disk/diskself

zero/zeroself

0/0s/0self

1/1s/1self

one/ones/oneself

[sharlmbracta]

CONTENT WARNING: everyone is ruined. Stereotypes everywhere. this shit is so bad it turns a whopping 360 it turns good

cherry-picking chapters are encouraged yes

arranged for myself the funniest excerpts from the funniest chapters i deemed so

if someone else somehow clicks to my horrible tastes as well. then uh. hell yeah.

Chapter 1:

“Zuko? What are you doing?” he asked upon seeing the prince loading up a dinky little ship that looked totally out of place beside the naval fleet.

“I’m going to capture the avatar and restore my Xbox privileges,” Zuko decreed. Shortly thereafter, the plank lifted, and Ozai could only stare in disbelief as the ship pulled away from the dock.

“Goodbye, Father!” Zuko shouted, waving at him from the deck of the ship as he grew smaller and smaller — further away with every passing second.

Chapter 38:

“THEIR,” Ozai screamed.

“WHERE?”

“AZULA’S PRONOUNS…” Ozai passed out on the bathroom floor.

“My God, his whole personality was in that beard,” Steve realized. “His whole ideology. The core of who he is…” He panicked, and it dawned on him what he had to do. “I’ve got to keep him drugged until it grows back.”

Chapter 45:

The door burst open, and Jet walked in, his mouth wheat rippling menacingly in the breeze. Zuko wondered about that mouth wheat whenever they encountered each other. Did he put the same wheat in his mouth every day? Wouldn’t it get soggy after a while? If not, then where was he finding wheat in Ba Sing Se? Was he at least washing it before he put it in his mouth?

“I’m telling you, these people are firebenders!” he cried for the sixteenth time since Zuko and Iroh had started working in the tea shop. The wheat bobbed in his mouth. Zuko had never seen Jet without his wheat. Why did he always have it? Was it like a pacifier? Did he just like the taste? Did he take it out to eat? Did he eat in the first place? Was Jet even human?

Chapter 49: Short Feng

The pair of Dai Li agents thrust Long Feng forward, and he fell on his face at Azula’s feet. She reached down and placed a hand on his forehead like she was about to Amon away his bending (seriously, did they just never explain how Amon could do that?)

Instead, a transformation took place. A blinding light shooting out from his body, Long Feng shrank and compressed like he’d been put in a trash compactor where he belonged. When the light faded, he was no longer Long Feng.

Chapter 51:

Suddenly, Ozai heelied into the war room, wearing shutter shades, a mesh crop top that said “my eyes are up here (only Steve is allowed to look at my abs),” and booty shorts that said “heelies to escape my feelies” on the ass.

“I’m so tired of formal wear,” he remarked, climbing onto the throne. Unused to his new heelies, he nearly tripped going up the stairs.

“Dad… why…” Azula groaned, covering her face with her hands. She couldn’t look. Maybe one day, she would be a powerful enough firebender to burst into flame on the spot just so she wouldn’t have to deal with this.

Chapter 3:

“Fire Lord Ozai is no more! From this day forward, I shall be known as… Fucking Fire Lord Ozai!” he announced, and the crowd went bonkers.

“Sweet, does that mean that I’m the Fucking Princess?” Azula piped up again.

“No, dumbass. I just told you that you get to be the regular fire lord,” he barked.

Chapter 4:

Without any warning, somebody kicked through the door like the beginning of the timeless masterpiece that is the first Shrek movie.

“Father, I have captured the avatar!” Zuko announced. “Where’s my Xbox?” He turned to the bald little kid lingering behind him. “Oh, yeah, Aang, meet my dad, and Dad, this is Aang. Where’s my Xbox?” he repeated obnoxiously.

“Nice to meet you, Mister Fire Lord,” Aang said pleasantly.

Chapter 14:

Ozai clambered to his feet, and held the noodle picture up against the wall, across from the pile of hay. “I think I’ll put it right here. How does that look?”

“I like it. I’ll come visit again, and I’ll bring real food next time. And I won’t make fun of you, either,” Aang promised. “See ya!”

“Thanks, kid.” Ozai cracked a weary smile for perhaps the first time since his imprisonment. Perhaps the noodle fanart would ward off the ghost.

Chapter 22:

“Okay, Silent But Deadly, do your thing,” Ozai commanded.

Silent But Deadly inhaled deeply, his third eye glowing. A sudden explosion tore the room into fragments, the deafening boom setting off car alarms and making dogs bark several dimensions over. Azulon’s guts sprayed everywhere. It was metal as fuck.

“What the hell?” Ozai screamed to make himself heard above the ringing in everyone’s ears. “That wasn’t silent!”

Chapter 24:

“I know you’re looking to find out what’s in the attic,” she said. “Your mother doesn’t want me to tell you this, but it’s her stash. It’s no normal pot, though. It’s a strain she cultivated herself called Waxy Meatball Frozen Zipper. She doesn’t want you two smoking any because it’s extremely rare and hard to grow, not to mention that you have to be a level 57 anarchist to use it to teleport like she does.”

“Use it to teleport?” Azula echoed. “That’s what all this was? So she wasn’t a hallucination all those other times?”

“She was real, all right.” June disappeared back into the rafters. “Ask her for some once you’ve thrown bricks at a few more banks. See you guys at dinner.”

Chapter 23 (cw politics(?)):

Iroh t-posed in the middle of the battlefield, levitating menacingly. Time slowed around him. He really hated to invoke his god-powers, but things were getting ridiculous. “Why can’t I just run my fuckin’ tea shop in peace?” he sighed quietly, then with a roar, he announced, “I DECLARE THE FIRE NATION TO BE A CAPITALIST-COMMUNIST ANARCHO-FASCIST STATE. AND I WILL BE LEADER.”

The fighting stopped. “Dude, all right, sounds good to me.” Zuko tossed aside the fifteen guns he’d brought out of his gun room.

Chapter 52:

Ozai was considering hopping inside to get a milkshake, but just then, the avatar rolled up in a slick black Mercedes. Aang flicked off his sunglasses, tore off his shirt, and slammed the car door shut. “Do you want to fucking go, old man?” he challenged him. “Do you want to fucking go inside and discuss this over a lovely meal instead of resorting to violence?”

Ozai wished that he, too, could slam his car door in a display of masculine fury, but the minivan door glided shut calmly. Ozai tore off his shirt, circling the avatar. “I will fuck you up!” he threatened. With all that fire burning, it was hot out, and he really wanted that milkshake. “Let’s settle this like men! Over a menu!”

Chapter 1:

“Wait! It was just a joke! I’ll give you your Xbox back! Please! Come home, son!” he yelled from the shore. “Please…”

A single tear slid down his cheek. If only he hadn’t been so cruel.

[crplpunkklavier]

i got matching mugs for my spouse and i from one of those shirt printing websites, inspired by those HIS and HERS mugs and throw pillows and whatnot straight people love to get. so ours say THEIRS and ITS

[haruhar-u]

I wish mystic messenger had the option to switch the mc’s pronouns ngl

[crowgutzzz]

Larkspur, Matron of the Wildwood

New oc that has rapidly taken hold of my entire brain. They are a fey creature that lives alone in a giant plant-filled mansion deep in the woods (and they will never leave) !! ^-^