#pub au

[merthurao3recs]

The Anti-Wingman

Author: kyaticlikestea

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Word Count: 4,148

Details: Merlin/Arthur Pendragon (Merlin), Guinevere/Lancelot du Lac (Merlin), Merlin (Merlin), Arthur Pendragon (Merlin), Lancelot du Lac, Guinevere (Merlin), AU - Modern Setting, Pub AU, Closeted Gay Character, Bisexual Character, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting.

Summary: “You’re a single male in a pub whose friends are trying to find him a girl to shag, and you’re not happy about it. When looking for an escape route, you ignore the myriad of other singletons here and head straight for me, the undeniably gorgeous and evidently rich man at the bar. You also haven’t heard of Morgana le Fay. You, my friend, are by all means a raving homosexual.”

Or, how Merlin found the worst anti-wingman in the world, but did manage to avoid the Arbonne representative.

[dimonds456-art]

Some AU profiles! :]

We have:

Runaway Ford

Eyepatch Stan and Ford

One of Us Ford

Patron Stan (+Cat the dog, who is a Mexican Hairless this time!)

Reaper Stan

I drew all of these in one night hell yeah

[ledetlore]

Once Upon a Pub Night

Silly OUAW AU

Setting: England. The Krew does run a shitty carnival at one point. Mostly the same, with some English additives for flavours. This can be read as human!au but it's funnier if they're all still fantasy creatures.

Gricko Grimgrin:

Post-punk pub dad =- calls everyone ‘darling’, ‘gorgeous’ or ‘love’. Somehow knows your dad ���from a gig a couple years back’. Never completed school. Employed (maybe?) – does something to afford the blunts he smokes behind Sainsbury’s and drink all day. Probably on benefits for a ‘gammy knee’. Proud divorced dad of one girl – she’s his perfect angel, his Ex-Wife is in Majorca with the alimony. Always dressed in baggy joggers and a ratty band shirt/ratty printed joke shirt with absolutely ruined converse trainers. Has shitty tattoos done by his drunk mate from college. Spends his money on beer and his kid. Runs the pub barbeque in summer. Body mods for days. Hates Thatcher as much as Scabatha.

Morning Frost:

Chinese exchange student, went to oxford because he couldn’t get into Cambridge, staying with a stout catholic family. Early thirties and a scholar, wants to be a professor of Psychiatry. Reads in Café Nero and talks to no one. Always spotted with a massive backpack and a massive flask. Got bullied out of the Chinese Society because his mandarin was pure shit, and he only spoke Cantonese. Judges everyone on his dorm floor for being loud and going clubbing when he doesn’t. Has a cochlear implant and takes it off when he’s sick of listening to people. Gricko learned sign language so he couldn’t escape.

Torbek:

Unemployed. Pathetic. Hangs out in ratty tracksuits and smokes cigarette butts he finds in the bins. Lives in Bedford. Somehow has a network of homeless guys. Couch Surfer Supreme. Great guy. Likes to get a tesco meal deal and sit in the park with a cider can. Feeds ducks. Accidentally scares kids when he’s just trying to get a sarnie. Everyone in town knows him and half love him and half think he’s rabble. Can get the fuck down at a club though.

Gideon Coal:

Still from Texas?? Was kidnapped by a gang as a kid, managed to get out and away in England and then proceeded to find a way to make it. Lived in Manchester for a while. Wears Man United merch around Man City supporters and vice versa to start fights. He uses his accent to pull girls and Gricko gets uppity about it. He gets called a yank and people love when he’s around. Drinks whiskey in bars but only the cheap shit. Spends his time wearing jeans and wifebeaters in the dead of winter. Has an old zip-up hoodie with a bunch of patches from Gricko, or a leather biker jacket (he has no bike). Carries around shiny stickers to put on people’s suits when they’re not looking.

Kremy LeCroux:

Lived in Brighton mostly. Has a good RP accent, but mostly speaks like he’s from Hertfordshire. When he’s drunk his true self comes to life – he’s from Sheffield lads. He wears a three-piece suit daily but looks gay as hell. Dresses nice but has to get it from Charity Shops. He gets his accessories from Unikorn. All of his make-up is stolen from Claires and Primark. He’s got a lifetime ban from WHSmith for stealing shitty romance books. Waterstones hates to see this man on a Wednesday afternoon sat in the corner. Does drag but used to be a stripper in his early twenties. Toxic Situationship with his old boss.

Hootsie:

Random kid that’s always with them, Gricko's daughter. Dressed in pink velvet tracksuits and has offbrand uggs. Runs around with her big autistic eyes and gets pound coins from pub regulars for the sweet machine. Draws in the corner and sleeps in the booths when she gets tired. Has run three men out the pub. Besties with the Barmaids, gets free J2O’s when she sits at the bar to do her homework. Gricko lets her listen to music she probably shouldn’t and watch Jeremy Kyle on the weekends. In the park afterschool everyday to sit silently on the swings. Does ballet class and Gymnastics. Selective mute but when she speaks you LISTEN. AAC device on LOCK.

[wishchip106]

yeah, i like X-men Apocalypse for the plot

[yashodaficrecs]

Dia, you always surprise me with your fics, and this one is no exception, i’ve always loved reading them, I hope you keep writing more, it’s like getting lost in your world, that is far away from reality. I loved this one so much!

Hazy (M)

Character / Genre: Seokjin x reader | Pub!au, smut | 2,898 words 

Drabble game request: Jin + “You have no idea what you have gotten yourself into.”+ Pub au | for @the95liner & anon

Warning: Smut. More graphic smut and mature contents. Please read with caution. This will be my first time writing smut for him, I’m sorry, please bear with me.

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[jimplekins]

goofy poster type drawing

@karineverse @kredena-dark (thanks for the ideas nerds)

(plus a bonus sketch )

(Horrortale created by sourapplestudios)

[faunandfloraas]

i love when any of these guys get some kinda brand deal and then one of the korean girls goes To celebrate this momentous occasion i will be sending a tray of meat to one lucky winner

[esfordays]

I have no idea what a tradie is in the context you're using but I'm all here for Jason and Roy both having their jukebox privileges revoked in your story idea.

Dick and Alfred the only members of the batfam allowed to touch it, and and even then, only under supervision

For context, a tradie is a tradesman (so a builder, electrician, plumber, etc)

[dirtsoilmulch]

designs for a l4fantasy au i have in my brain

[kelpywheat]

Call Off Your Dogs

[b1rd1ee]

*fun publications shattered glass megop*

[dimonds456-art]

It looks like a memory… it's almost beaconing, if it weren't for the strangeness of how this place existed in the first place.

Proceed? >Yes No

(AU info in tags)

[wishchip106]

that feeling when you find an old english pub in the exact location you need it

[tinman-musings]

"They did see each other as good acquaintances during the Dead End revival period however, and often drank with each other at Maccadams during their weekend meets there with OP." -Source

I have been thinking about drawing this post by @artsy-hobbitses for an actual month, and finally got a chance to make this piece. Every potential interaction between characters in @tiesthatbind-tf is like a wonderful rabbit hole to fall down and imagine.

fun fact: those are supposed to be french fries on the table. I was originally going to draw the three of them with individual dinners but then i realized i accidentally seated them at what might be the smallest bar table in existence.

[tennessoui]

chapter 4 of ? (it's probably 6 i just lost confidence in myself)

[on-a-lucky-tide]

Him: It's your rest day, isn't it?

Me: Why'd you ask?

Him, having watched me do box jumps onto the sofa followed by a forward flip, mosh to some Abba dance remix to the point I nutted the living room light, clean the bathroom, iron all my shirts for next week, practice one armed push ups, time myself sprinting up to our top floor and back down again, decide I'm going to repaint the door frame of the study: ...no reason.