#puppies give me mixed emotions lol

[kangals]

now that we've officially made it past a full week (!!) with kepler, here's my thoughts for future reference. i'm trying to toe the line between making insightful observations about who he is, and also reminding myself that he's still a literal baby and everything is subject to change:

-very confident little dude, lots of Strong Opinions.

-seems more handler-oriented than stellina - sticks closer to me when outside, seems to watch me a lot

-VERY food motivated like holy shit

-very smart! already knows his name, sit, touch, shake.

-has peed more inside in the last week than stellina has ever (not a slight against him, she was just exceptionally good about it)

-so far has slept straight through the night 4/7 times, which is great

-isn't quite as good about being crated in the daytime, but he does (eventually) settle and get some naps in

he's still younger now than stellina was when she came home (10.5 weeks) so i'm interested to see if he changes much in the next week. i remember stellina's breeder recommended picking her up at 10 weeks vs 8 weeks, because per her "that's when they grow their brain." i also just don't have very clear memories of stellina at this age bc i was so tired/stressed lol. + i had boone, etc. my prediction right now is that he's going to grow up to be quite a bit sharper than stellina, but still within collie range. puppies are cute, but tbh i'm mostly excited for grown-up kep!

[trigunsbbygirl]

I really liked your Vash and Knives isekai, so good. Especially the music part. Made me wonder what kind of music do you think Vash and Knives would make together and what would they make on their own. Like would Vash be more pop and rock and Knives more orchestral and indie. I wanna hear more on your thoughts on this if you wanna share. Just go pig wild!

honestly I hope this makes sense cause I don't actually really know a lot about music smbdkbs but either way I had fun writing this!!

•Nai does make a lot of orchestra music, although I think he'd mainly stick to the piano, he does explore with other instruments often. I could see him making music that sounds a lot like boss battle music. or, like similar to his theme, music that sounds a bit heroic. sometimes he'll make the most gut wrenching piano piece.

•he doesn't really write lyrics much since he uses music as a way to deal with his emotions and it makes him feel way too vulnerable. Nai won't even show Vash some of the stuff he has written. at least, not yet (he may show Vash some overtime as they've healed and worked through their past.)

•but when he does, he writes complex lyrics, never actually, truly writing about his feelings. always leaves a lot up to interpretation but he doesn't mind. (kinda likes the mystery to it in a way lol)

•every once in a while he kinda writes based around the past and everything that's happened.

•like the anger and confusion he had as a kid, finding Tesla, the betrayal of Rem and Vash choosing humans over him. a song of the hope of having wanted to make a paradise for himself, Vash and their sisters, then for it to be ripped away when he showed up on earth. but then the song becomes filled with hope again, Nai wishes to live a future where both him and Vash are happy on Earth.

•(also Nai is lowkey jealous that Vash's theme is like a cowboy theme and makes one of his own.)

•Vash writes a lot more happy and upbeat songs! they're usually about love, happiness, looking to a bright future. he wants to bring happiness and hope to people around the world.

•Vash mainly focuses on pop, rock, and edm, but he really wants to try his and at a variety of different genres and instruments. he finds it really fun and challenging. plus he loves learning about the music of each culture, why the music is the way it is, the significance of it, it's history. Vash would also love to work with other producers!

•trimax Vash especially, would write about a mosaic of love that grows as people close to it dies. because even though those people are now gone, they will still live on through memories that the mosaic holds and proudly shows. (saw a hc that Vash talked to the girls after vol.10 and Milly told Vash that he was a mosaic of those he loved and that they would live on through him or smth like that. it hasn't left my mind since..)

•he also makes music about things that have happened to him on Earth. he wrote a song about the time he found a pretty necklace and he wanted to buy it to give to you, but he had ended up forgetting his wallet so he had go go home. when he got back to the store the necklace was gone and as he was moping, walking through other stores, he found another necklace that he thought was prettier, so he bought it and rushed home to give it to you. very silly song, very dramatic. lots of others like that.

•Once made the most heartfelt, sorrowful song about loss and when you asked him if he's doing alright in response to hearing the song, Vash turns to you with the biggest pout and puppy dog eyes. "I dropped my donut the other day:(" you stare at him as he pouts more, "it was a really good donut!:(("

•he would absolutely make a song based off of Gitchee Gitchee Goo from Phineas and Ferb and dedicate it to you-

•when the twins work together it's a mix of orchestra and edm. at first it was really rough, especially since they were just in the beginning of trying to fix their relationship and Vash was also still trying to find his style with music. there's a lot of clashing between instruments, style and composition. it was really all over the place.

•but over time they've learned how to create their own harmony within their combined chaos. they learn how to smoothly transition from orchestra to edm and combine the two at the same time. (I don't like projecting too much but I can see them making music kinda like how Xtrullor does? like Nirmiti, Samsara, Supernova, Earthsplitter and Ichor specifically)

•sometimes they'll also create a piano piece together and Vash may even write lyrics for the piece.

•also! a few months after they've fully healed they decide to burn the sheet music and files for their first song as a way of finalizing the healing process. as much as the song means to them (especially Vash since he sees it as Nai willing to open up to him,) once it's been deleted it feels very cathartic and they commemorate the beginning of this new chapter with a song that's warm and hopeful

•if you're interested in music in any way, making it, or just learning about it, the twins are happy to help teach you! they'll explain everything that they can and Nai is secretly excited to teach you how to play the piano. (Vash is too but then he realizes just how happy Nai is about you sharing an interest in the piano and let's Nai do most of the teaching.)

•or! if you also make music they'd love to have you work on songs with them! if you're on the fence about for whatever reason, they're begging (Vash with the puppy dog eyes and Nai,, staring at you and trying to discreetly ask for your help) and giving you all the reasons why they'd love to have you work with them and hyping you up.

•doesn't matter what type of style or genre you mainly use, they'll gladly learn how to incorporate with their own styles too. making music with you is one of their favorite things to do.

[legacyshenanigans]

Hi B! 🖤

I have questions about Rowan if you feel interested in answering!

What’s your favorite thing about your OC Rowan? :)

Did anything in particular inspire him or was he more of a spur of the moment creation? How did you decide what he’d look like/his personality? How would you describe his and Marvolo’s friendship in one word? How old is he?

Is Rowan friends with MC too or is it mostly just being friendly to her because she’s with Marvolo and is Ominis’s friend? How’d you decide on Rominis as a ship? (I absolutely love them together!)

What’s his favorite color?

Hi Noxy! Thanks for the questions, I'm definitely down to answer them 😁💜

Rowan Questions 🐺

My favourite thing about Rowan.

My favourite thing about him is the backstory I gave him, I seem to have a thing for giving my creations traumatising and emotional turmoil haha.

What inspired me to make him

I noticed that when I was doing Den stuff I would always use "Dark Wizard" as a placeholder for someone who helps Marvolo out at the Den, and in the end I just decided to make him an actual character, and one thing lead to another and I settled on big buff werewolf lol, and I really enjoyed giving Marvolo another person to interact with other than Rerek obviously.

How I decided on look and personality

Look was purly self indulgent, can't lie 😅 I just thought "big buff bearded man" so that's what I went with haha. And personality wize Rowan is quite a mix, he can be both feral, aggressive wolf, and puppy dog (around certain people) I also wanted to give himca clumsy and clueless vibe too which comes out at times, he doesn't understand alot of things, I guess living as a werewolf full time in the woods for 15 years from the ages of 11 to 26 will do that to a person haha.

How I would describe his relationship with Marvolo in a word

I know this is two words, but "Mutual Understanding" reason being is although they have grown to be friend's the basis of their relationship at first was simply: Marvolo and Rowan both knew the other had something to offer, and Rowan was more than happy to oblige to work for/with Marvolo, in exchange for a place to call home and be around people in a community circle that would accept him for what he was.

How old is he?

Rowan is 30 (And no, in my VoloRomiverse, Ominis is not a child 🤣)

Are Rowan and MC friend's?

Sure! 😊 Not at first, of course. It was strictly "be nice because she's the bosses missus" but as some time has gone on they're now friend's.

How did I decide on Rominis?

Aside from the obvious (I just think it's HOT🤣) More deeply I would say Rowan needed someone like Ominis, Ominis can be very caring and loving when it comes to the people he likes romantically, and Rowan craved affection and Intimacy like that, As did Ominis, the two just find immense comfort in eachothers arms and company.

What's Rowans favourite colour?

His favourite colour is sky blue, and thats one of the reasons he was drawn to Ominis in the beginning, he loved Ominis's eye's.

~

[hyuck-xix]

nct dream: the movie (diary)

This is mostly for @neoleeline who couldn’t see it but also for myself because I have a terrible memory lol (which also means I might get details wrong, and I’m sorry!). But I just got back from the NCT dream movie and I wanted to try and write down as much as I remember from it.

The movie theater I went to didn’t give out any swag bags or anything like that. They didn’t even have a movie poster for it. And I bought my ticket online so I don’t even have a ticket stub. T-T But a girl in the audience handed out a little self-made PC of a Dream member to everyone before the movie started (it was so nice!!) so I do have that as a memento! (And the one I got was Haechan!)

The film began with this really beautiful animation, sort of abstract shapes floating in space?? along with voiceovers from the members describing what it feels like to be onstage, and what performing onstage means to them. It had an ethereal, emotional feeling to it. I really liked this part.

Overall, the movie was structured around the performances from the concert, with interviews and behind the scenes clips mixed in. They did these interview segments that were really sweet where they had a highlight of each member, with the other dreamies talking about them and them talking about themselves. 

Jeno said he seems like a positive person on the outside, but in reality he usually sees things negatively. I remember Jaemin just described in depth about how muscular and strong Jeno is, haha. They all seemed to agree that Jeno is strong on the outside but soft on the inside, and I think he called himself a “foolish puppy”?

Chenle said he values happiness and health the most in life. He said that he doesn’t like to show affection outwardly, and often tries to act like he doesn’t care, but he does on the inside. I remember he said that he and Jaemin were really similar, and then it cut to Jaemin saying he and Chenle are nothing alike, which was funny. Chenle also said that he thinks many people might think he’s different from them, because he’s a celebrity and lives a different lifestyle. But he said he thinks he’s not very different from anyone else, that we all share struggles and we’re all just people. It gave me the impression that Chenle is quite wise and humble... :’)

The dreamies all described Jaemin as weird lol. I think Haechan said that even though they’ve spent so long together, Jaemin can’t quite be understood. Jaemin said he thinks he’s perfectly understandable, at least to himself (haha!).

Jisung admitted he is quite a worrier and that he gets anxious. Haechan said Jisung worries so much that Haechan gets worried about Jisung himself. Jisung also talked about how he often wonders about the meaning of life, and it struck me that he’s a very philosophical person and a deep thinker. Renjun said that he and Jisung get along really well because they share this quality, and that they go to each other when they’re sad. And that they can talk about the universe together.

The dreamies all see Mark as the pillar of NCT Dream. I think it was Jaemin who said that if Mark falls, NCT Dream would fall, too. Haechan said he admires Mark’s work ethic. They described him as a good leader, and very responsible. Admittedly, I don’t remember what Mark said about himself. I think he mostly talked about his ambition, and how he wants to always achieve more.

I also don’t remember Renjun’s segment very well, I’m sorry. I do remember that the dreamies said they all just want to shower Renjun in affection. They showed clips of Mark hugging Renjun during practices. I do remember in general in the movie Renjun talked a lot about how the concert feels like a dream, and that his life sometimes feels like a dream.

The dreamies said Haechan was weird, and a goofball, and that he’s full of noise and playfulness. But that he also has a serious side and takes his work seriously. Haechan mostly talked about singing and dancing, and how he loves this work he does. I remember him commenting on the other members’ ambitiousness and saying he doesn’t feel very ambitious in comparison. Mark said that he was able to endure his struggles because of Haechan. They showed a clip from one of the concert rehearsals, where Haechan said he was tired because he had just come from performing a different concert the day before.

They showed the full performances for a lot of songs... I remember Glitch Mode, Stronger, Chewing Gum, ANL, My First and Last, Bye My First, Love Again, Trigger the Fever, Dive into You, Deja Vu, Hello Future, Hot Sauce, Puzzle Piece, Irreplacable, Beatbox, Dear Dream, Quiet Down, and Walk You Home. A lot of the songs had new arrangements and background instrumentals. I really wish they’d publish a live album of these versions of the songs!! There was a really beautiful orchestral arrangement of Hello Future, and Quiet Down and Stronger had different instrumentals that gave them a different vibe from the originals. The MFAL bit was a skit, where they met their ‘past selves’. They went through the whole First Love sequence of songs as part of the skit (although I don’t think they performed To My First).

They talked about the Quiet Down stage. Jeno said that Haechan kept messing up the choreography while he was in the box during practices... :( They said that since this was the first really “sexy” stage they’ve done, they thought they’d shock NCTzens with it.

I think my favorite part of the movie was this compilation of all the members being catapulted up onto the stage in preparation for the Beatbox stage. It was SO funny, we were all laughing in the movie theater. I’d seen Haechan’s before, where he screams and falls down, but it was cute to see them all try it. Jeno and Jaemin landed their jumps, while Chenle, Haechan, and Renjun fell over. I remember Renjun let out the cutest shriek!

They also briefly interviewed Rino Nakasone the concert director(?) and one of the concert producers, but they didn’t say anything new, just that the dreamies are all grown up, they’ve worked really hard, etc.

There was a segment where they read handwritten messages from NCTzens. And there was a segment where they talked about their dreams for the future. Jeno said he wanted to keep performing with NCT Dream even when they’re all middle-aged. Haechan said he hopes his voice will make it onto albums far into the future (he put it more eloquently than this, but I don’t remember his exact wording). Renjun said he wants to be a source of motivation and encouragement, and also talked about wanting to travel around the world. I think Jisung said something similar, about touching the lives of other people. Chenle said that being happy is both the easiest and hardest thing to do, but that he aspires to lead a happy and healthy life. I don’t remember Jaemin or Mark’s, unfortunately... but I remember Jaemin said that he “is love” (it was really cute). And I think Mark said he’d like to perform overseas more?

Also, I will say that somehow Haechan’s voice sounded MORE angelic and beautiful live in the concert than it does in the studio versions of the songs?? I don’t know how he does it but his voice has seriously improved, he hit all his high notes *perfectly* on pitch. I was blown away at every song.T-T

Overall, I’d say the movie wasn’t anything too new to me. So the good thing is that even if you couldn’t make it to the film screening, you didn’t really miss much you don’t already have access to. The behind the scenes clips often overlapped with Uncut stuff they’ve uploaded to their Youtube channel, and even the interviews felt pretty scripted? Or at least, that they didn’t really talk about anything too personal. (Which was mildly disappointing to me, I was really hoping they’d be more honest about their lives and hardships and things). But going into this I suspected the film would feel like SM propaganda, so I wasn’t surprised, haha. But I still really enjoyed it. It felt like a recap of my last year of hardcore-stanning NCT Dream. And it felt surreal to actually be watching NCT Dream content in my local movie theater! They’ve made it big. :’)

[lavenderek]

yk whats weird that i see a lot

i feel like people have this idea in their heads that dogs are playful and loving, while other animals are Kinda Fun, Evil, or Mindless.

so there will be a video of a cat expressing affection, playing fetch, or learning a trick, and be like Local Cat Thinks It's A Dog!!!

or they'll see two farm animals hopping and playing and be like, Wow!! That Calf Is Pretending It Is Dog!!!

like, i get it, but remove your dog colored glasses just for a second.

most animals play and form emotional attachments. they have opinions and unique personality quirks. they cope with injury and fear, they have ways of protecting themselves, they nourish their young.

horses play. elephants play. pigs and deer play. birds play. bunnies, rats, cows, buffalo, elk. they all engage in play behavior.

i have had a cat who liked to play fetch with kitchen sponges. i have had a cat who loved craft pompoms - she would kick them around for a while, and then carry them to her favorite nap spot under a bed and just lie down beside them. i have had a cat who liked to roll around in my hair if i lied down on the floor. i have had a cat who loved to be chased around. i grew up with cats, and they've all shown me deep affection in their own way.

you can train a cat to be on a leash and harness. or a parrot. or a rabbit. i follow a lady on youtube who has a bigass tortoise that she takes on walks in the neighborhood. (if he gets tired and won't walk home, her dad comes out in his pickup truck to give him a ride lmao.)

so this whole "this affection and play is atypical, doglike behavior" attitude is weird to me. it's like some people only look at or care about dogs, to the point that all animal behavior is compared to that of dogs. and similar behavior is discounted as being like a dog, while dissimilar behavior is foreign and undesirable lol. any place where there is not a dog requires editing immediately - i once wrote a fan post and somebody reblogged it insisting that i should have put a dog in it.

like i get it, and i know i'm opening myself up to dog people being like "yeah!! i see a place without a dog and say no, this will not do!! there must be dog!! hehe" and like, haha. that is my point though lmao, like, it really bugged me, because excluding a dog was not an oversight on my part lmao. if i had wanted to put a dog in my fanfiction, there would have been one. write your own post lmao

and like. at worst? it really says something to me about your willingness to accept and respect other perspectives in general 😬

ok, you can put the glasses back on. my friend and i went on a walk on halloween to see everybody's decorations and see all the kids trick-or-treating, and costumed dogs were predictably present. my favorites were the ones where the people were like, "we're not animal costume people, but it seems like a wasted opportunity since we're out, so our dog's costume is Dog Wearing Shirt"

there was a pit bull puppy who was in love with my friend, and a poodle mix wearing bat wings, and a collie who saw a doberman and they stood up with their chests puffed out and the doberman said aroo and the collie said rooroo.

dogs are still good. but other animals are too. look up "apollo and frens" on youtube for an african grey parrot that i'm in love with.

[fluffypotatey]

Usually, I tend to make OCs that unconsciously end up reflecting one aspect of me that meshes with the world, and I can either use them to live vicariously, write them to be a walking metaphor for something I think clicks as a story, or because there’s some aspect of the world I feel needs addressing. I have nothing for LMK, the show is complete as it is that I couldn’t read any fic for the time being that despite being written well, just couldn’t feel satisfying because I wanted to just rewatch the show. (Also the fics are hella long and detailed and my brain did not have the patience atm.) So I stuck to fun one shots. Anyways, went through a variety of design ideas, eventually decided to just give Nezha a puppy and call it a day. No need to try too hard lol. A character not in the story much is less work for me! (They’re based off the Celestial Dog Tiangou/Zodiac. Human name, Tao Lin :) You said you had an OC too right? Wanna talk about them :D

yeah i have an lmk OC 👉👈 her name is Húang Júhua, she’s a grim reaper and is tasked with convincing swk to give up on immortality :)

the only reason she’s given the task is because swk is her unofficial uncle because her mother, the Black Reaper/Impermanence, decided to befriend the feral monkey under the mountain after witnessing his trial and bet with Buddha. so, basically the Diyu is using her as a shield to try and finally put swk and his soul to rest. or at least allow him to reincarnate or something. anything that would mean no more sevenfold immortal monkey they would need to worry about

in a twist of fate, Júhua’s visit to Wukong eclipses with the start of s2, so swk just left for his “vacation” and now Júhua has to introduce herself to her unofficial uncle’s protege. and in a burst of emotion and impulsive decision-making, Júhua offers to substitute for Wukong while he’s gone because she isn’t really sure what to do while she waits (sure, she could follow swk but she doesn’t know where he is or what he’s doing and this monkey is a speedy demon so it was better to just stay put and wait)

i do have a series of her shenanigans with the lmk crew (it was supposed to just be a swk character study bc that’s why i originally made her but…..it’s become its own thing :) i am sensing a pattern here….)

she’s a lot of fun to write! and her interactions with the characters are a fun mix of comedy and seriousness with her playing into the story but also trying to hang back and observe who exactly Wukong’s protege is and why swk chose him. she’s pretty spunky and stubborn but has a worn heart of gold <3

i love her

[izekoi]

In honor of your new blog I am here with a request 👀

I just can't stop thinking about the delinquent x model student dynamic (hs or college AU lol) and I wonder if you have any thoughts on how that would play out w Childe? Maybe reader gets paired w him during bio or chem lab and the reader's like "damn it why him" lmao

If you're feeling inspired I'd love to get a scenario but if you'd rather do hcs then may I ask for Itto and maybe Kaeya to be added to the mix? Feel free to add others if you'd like as well :D thank you in advance!!

I Hate It Here

Feat. Delinquent student! Childe x Model student! Reader (Romantic/Platonic, you choose)

a/n: And childe continues haunting me. I used Ajax since it’s Childe’s real name I hope it isn’t too confusing. I had a biology assignment to create a miniature(?) structure of a virus in 10/11th grade. That was the only biology assignment I remember so I’m using that lol.

Why do we live just to suffer?

You could only watch in horror as the teacher reveals the group for your biology mid term assignments. You felt as if all your will to live suddenly had just flown out of your body.

Childe looks like he’s enjoying himself though. Maybe it’s because he’s getting a guaranteed A or maybe because this gives him the chance to mess with you. Who knows?

Childe, Ajax, Tartaglia whatever his name was. He was your —and every other proper students’— worst nightmare. Hell, it would be better if he’d shut up and do nothing but he has a reputation of messing up group works. And to be paired with him for your midterms, your grades were surely going down the rabbit hole.

He’s quick to move to your side when the teacher instructs for you to sit with your partners. Seemingly way too eager than he usually is for school. It was even a miracle he didn’t skip class that day, as if he knew this was going to happen.

Childe puts his arm on the table, hand supporting his chin as he leans forward, facing your unamused face “So, what are we doing, partner?”. You swear you want to punch that chuckle off his face.

You sighed, attempting to ignore him while taking further notes of the teacher’s instructions. “You don’t have to do this if you don’t want to, just don’t mess things up.” You tried to sound as docile as possible, not wanting to fight on your first day of group assignment.

“Don’t be like that, we’re partners aren’t we?” He has the audacity to pout like an abandoned puppy you’d find on the street. “I really wouldn’t like having to tell the teacher you can’t work with me.” He added, as if to purposely taunt you.

If looks could kill your notebook would be covered in daggers at this point. “Fine. We are meeting at 4.” You wrote your address down in a small piece of paper before handing it to him. Stopping your conversation at that you pick up your own notes after, implying you didn’t want to talk to him any further.

“Are we gonna fight?” He laughed as if that was the most obvious thing to ask and you had to surpass the urge to —once again— punch him.

“Just bring some cardboards and glue.” You sighed, taking a deep breath as to not let your emotions win and brushed off his laughter.

———————————

“(Y/n)~” That was the 5th time Childe —or Ajax— had called your name for the past hour. You were trying to concentrate on creating the structure in front of you, trying not to let him anger you or else you might accidentally smash everything into pieces.

You were surprised when he actually showed up in front of your house on time, with a few lunch boxes he said he cooked himself. You weren’t expecting him to show up at all, and cooking is certainly not something you expect a delinquent like him to be good at. That gave you a tiny hope that maybe he’s willing to help you on the project.

Well, you thought wrong as the only thing he has been doing for the past 2 hours was testing your patience.

“Yes, Ajax.” You finally answer through gritted teeth, spelling his real name slowly as if to threaten him. This man was, like his nickname, a child.

“Take a small break, will you? It’s been 2 hours” he sighed, leaning back on the sofa as he ate the dessert —your favorite— he had brought earlier. He —tried to— looked tired as if he was the one who had been doing the work for the past hour.

“We only have a week to do this, and it’s a one man team.” You roll your eyes as the last sentence escapes your lips. Your hands were busy trying to cut out the cardboards scattered on the floor.

“It’s still a week away. Besides, I didn’t purposely group up with you to watch you do boring work.” Childe chuckled, seemingly to enjoy looking at you struggling to cut the material.

“You didn’t what—“

“Whoops~” He shoves a spoonful of cake into your mouth cutting you mid sentence.

“Ajax..” you glared at him, trying to slip his name out through the mouthful of cake.

He laughed, he couldn’t help it. Your attempt to glare and puffed out cheeks didn’t made you look way harmless than you usually are. Ha was having way too much fun ‘working’ with you, “You look like a chipmunk.”

“Ouch—“ you hit his arm with a piece of cardboard attempting to hold your angry expression. As annoying as he was it was difficult to be angry when he had just fed you your favorite cake.

“Fine, fine! I’ll help.” He’s still laughing as if the cardboard attacks didn’t hurt him at all.

You squinted your eyes, doubting him. “We’ll see about that.” You threw him the pieces you had marked, gesturing for him to cut them, “They better be done in an hour” You mumble, sitting back next to him to work on the next pieces, “or I’ll use them to hit you again.”

“Pfftt— not like they hurt.”

“What did you say?”

“Nothing.”

It was half past seven when you finished your work for the day. Surprisingly, Childe had done his job. The cuts were a little rough around the edges but it’s doable.

“Wow, this is.. surprisingly decent.” You said, examining the pieces he had done.

“What did I tell you?” He replied, seemingly smug to have received a compliment from you.

“Don’t get cocky, it’s still not done …but I guess we can relax for the day. I’ll heat up the stuffs you brought in the microwave.” You got up, attempting to make your way towards the kitchen alone, but of course, as expected, you have a grown man tailing behind you.

“I’ll help.” He grinned, not waiting for your agreement before dashing out to the kitchen.

You sighed for the tenth time that day as you follow him. The corner of your eyes caught the figure excitedly jumping off your stairs, you smile, maybe his antics were a little amusing, and maybe, spending time with him wouldn’t be too bad.

[kkusuka]

Hi Wifey!! Congrats on 2k I’m so proud 🥺😫💖 anyways I would love a smut number 3 with Bakugou, Ushijima and Bokuto plleeeaaasssee my darling -✨Puppy🤩

<3

“We’re really going to fuck here? What if someone sees us?”

Fem. anatomy!

genre: smut

characters: Bakugou, Ushijima, Bokuto

cw: public sex

an: i totally forgot to post this yesterday lol

Bakugou Katsuki

The Back Alley

Patrol is simultaneously the best and worst part of being a pro hero.

Some days it was where most action happened and it was nice to see some fans every once in a while. Others, it was the most boring experience of his life, no villains, no robberies, not even a purse snatcher!

The plus-- if he could even call it that-- was that he was alone today. So what does a bored man do whilst they are alone? Scroll through all of his hidden photos for every single video or picture that you're stuffed with his cock.

Now not only was he bored and alone; but also horny and has a lot of time on his hands. He could approach this two ways; stop watching videos of his cock pounding you to hell as you cream like a whore for him and calm down or send you his location and fuck you agist the wall of the alley he currently resided.

The morally challenged being he was, choosing the latter was not difficult.

“Katsuki! Are you ok? You just said to come as soon as possible, you scared me!” your voice rang ten minutes after his cryptic text.

“Fine, just c’mere.” he led you into the small distance between buildings, tucking your body into him. Within a moment his lips were on your neck, bringing to light the reason you were called here.

His hand finding its way to your clothed pussy, singling your clit out through the thin layers of your clothes. Almost melting into his touch, you almost completely forget that you’re standing within view of anyone who walks past.

“We’re really going to fuck here? What if someone sees us?” you push yourself away from his hands only to be violently pulled back into him. This time, his fingers going beyond the bounds of your panties, thrusting a finger into your already dripping hole.

“Let them” he states maneuvering your shirt into your mouth as a makeshift gag as he pushes your bra below your tits, “plus, if you don’t want to then why is your cunt fucking dripping on my fingers?”

Switching your positions, he kicks your feet further apart trapping you between his body and the wall. Sliding his fingers out of your clenching walls, relocating to your clit you feel something much bigger press against your folds.

Letting you settle for a brief moment, he presses his entire length into your heat. Pulling his hips back only to fuck it back into you forces you further into the wall. You can feel the slick running down your thighs as the sound of skin slapping rings through the alley.

“Fuck, you’d let me use you anywhere, look at you getting dicked in an alley where anyone can walk by and see,” he growled, holding up your falling hips, pulling them into his hips forcing his cock deeper than he was.

Your orgasm overtakes you as your legs collapse into his hold, his thrusts becoming sporadic as he leans to your shoulder and bites down to prevent the groan as he cums in your spasming cunt. The mix of your cum drips down your folds as Bakugou slides your panties back up your leg.

“I’ll be home soon, be ready.” he kisses your cheek and sends you wobbling out of the darkness.

Ushijima Wakatoshi

Celebratory Car Ride

Ushijima is a silent force.

Unless you can read stone, knowing what he wants is nearly impossible until he tells you. You had to give it to yourself, knowing him since you were kids makes you a bit better at reading him than others.

Still, at times his stare unnerves you just a bit.

Like when you had gone to his class for the lunch break and he didn't say a word for the first twenty-five minutes. You thought he was going to break up with you, for what? You had no idea, but maybe he was having second thoughts about you, you’d only been dating for three years--since the second year of middle school if that counts--, maybe he got bored. His stare cut through your very soul.

He had you in a full panic only to tell you how cute you looked in his jacket. It was adorable that he spent all that time just trying to talk to you, but it bothered you that he could make you panic like that with just a look.

Luckily,  you made it past that stage of your relationship and understand that his stares are mostly sweet and he’s just trying to convey his emotion in a way that isn’t words.

But, even with all that, you had no idea what this stare was. If you could call it a stare, his eyes were following everywhere you went, which isn't the best considering this was one of the most important games in his career.

This stare was more intimidating. His lips pressed into a straight line, eyebrows tilted down, eyes seemingly looking right through you. It was his normal face but, he was sending chills through you every time you connected eyes.

They’d won, but Wakatoshi’s eyes didn’t lighten a bit, up close it sent waves of heat through your core. He looked at you like he wanted to swallow you whole.

“Wait for me in the car, I will be quick.” making due on his promise he meets you there a swift ten minutes later, surprising you when he swings the backdoor open. “Back here”

Following his command you slide next to him, a second after you’re throwing into his lap, hands already working to push your shorts out of his way. Not waiting a second before pulling your shirt over your head, throwing it somewhere into the front. Making quick work of your underwear by tearing it from your body, something you had stopped reprimanding him for, he’d buy you more if that’s what you wanted.

Watching him throw the shards to the side thrusts you back into the reality of where you are, “We’re really going to fuck here? What if someone sees us?” you frantically begin to look at the vacant parking lot in case someone has already seen.

He answers you in silence and a mouth to your nipple, rolling it between his lips sucking like it would give him something. Placing you onto a thigh so he can release his cock from his shorts, moving your core over his tip.

“Who...who cares if they see. You are mine, they can watch all they want but they will never be able to touch.” his voice vibrates in his chest.

You breathe before Toshi pushes your body onto his, slamming his cock into your pussy. Running his hands along the curve of your waist his eyes train on how your head is thrown back as he presses against your cervix.

Not wanting you to wait, he lifts your hip then releasing letting gravity plunge you back onto his length. Taking control of the pace he begins to thrust up into you, his finger meeting with your clit, building the coil in your stomach.

Steading yourself on his shoulders, you angle your hips so his cock hits a particularly soft spot in your depths. Collapsing onto his chest he continues fucking your cream back into your pulsing hole, restuffing you with his load.

You close your eyes and feel yourself being covered with some jacket, then being moved to the front, waking up in your bed at home cuddled into your boyfriend's chest.

Bokuto Koutarou  

Locker-rooms

Koutarou could convince you to do anything.

It was almost embarrassing at this point, you should really talk to him about it. You can remain strong when he’s not with you but the second he looks at you with those wide eyes and sweet smile, you fall apart. (like a nature valley granola bar)

So now you’re standing in front of the doors leading to the boy's locker room with an armful of random sweets to soothe your seemingly upset boyfriend. Knocking on the doors you hear him allow you to enter, immediately you see him lying over a bench.

“Are you ok, Kou?” you question only getting a peek of his eye before a wave to come closer. Once you were an arm's length of him he pulled you to lay over him. Wrapping him in your arms you ask what was so wrong to make him like this, but you only receive him pushing further into the crook of your neck.

Before you could ask again you feel a pair of lips sucking on your skin. Pushing his hands under your shorts.

“We’re really going to fuck here? What if someone sees us?” pulling away you try to make a move to leave, stopped by his arms encircling your waist keeping you pressed onto his bulge.

“No! They won't come in I promise! We’ll be quick!’ he speaks as he starts pulling clothes from your body leaving you in a bra and pushes aside underwear. He barely gave you enough to realize he was lined up with your entrance.

Steadily fucking yourself onto him, his hands holding your hips almost bruisingly. Once you were fully situated on him, he switched your positions, throwing your legs over his built shoulders.

Bending an arm to lean on the lockers for leverage he pounded into your cunt, intertwining his other hand into your hair.

Fucking you through your orgasm, you clenched so hard he could barely move, your hole milking him for his load. Slumping over you he connected your lips in a sloppy, tired kiss, almost walking out of the room butt naked with you in his arms.

[badgirlcovenrep]

omg chenrich prompts? hell yeah!! Okay so how about immediately after the council meeting? Steph taking Alex to the hospital because u KNOW its steph who takes her to get treated

As is expected I got a little carried away 😁

So this is a bit of a mix between chenrich in the hospital and medical grade painkillers Alex lol

Hope you enjoy!

No one could have prepared them for that community meeting. Steph shook all over just to think of Jed luring Alex into the woods. Of him leaving her for dead in some awful mining hole.

It made her so furious. Even hearing him cry, blabbering like a sad shadow of the man she'd known (the man that was all a charismatic lie, showmanship, to hide the disgusting truth) her anger, her hurt was too fresh for the girl to gather any sort of sadness for him.

"I'm sorry, Ryan," Alex repeats, standing at the bar with them.

Ryan is staring, speechless, at his father's crying shadow.

"I'm so sorry-" she tries to take a step forward, but her feet falter, and Alex nearly topples over to the ground, grunting in pain as Steph jumps to hold her elbow and help steady her into the floor once again.

"Fuck, Alex, you need a doctor." Steph insists. But Alex is looking at Ryan with so much concern that she can't get her to move.

"It's not your fault, okay?" Ryan finally speaks, breaking out of whatever haze he'd been in to look back at her, "It's not your fault. I just- need a moment to process all this. Go with Steph, you're hurt."

Alex finally looks at her then, and Steph can feel herself plead with her eyes - because she might not know a lot about these sorts of injuries but she's smart enough to know - just by the way she's swaying back and forth on unsteady feet - they probably have another minute, at most, before Alex collapses.

"You did it." Steph mumbles, voice filling with unbridled pride as well as urgency, touching down Alex's arm to hold her cold hand, "You did it, ok? You can settle down now."

Her brown eyes are hazy, blinking back to Steph with rapidly heavying eyelids.

"Good. That's- That's good." Alex slurs back, the last reminiscent of adrenaline leaking out of her body in a heavy huff, "very, very good-"

Steph barely has a second to process what is happening before Alex's body gives out. By some miracle, she's able to flip her arms around her shoulders just fast enough to stop her from falling to the ground.

****

Pike helps her take Alex to the local hospital before going back to deal with Jed's arrest.

It's a small hospital and probably has about ten rooms, but given that these sorts of things (bad things) rarely ever happen in Haven Springs, they're quickly given a private room, and Alex is just conscient enough (before she passes out from the painkillers) to tell the staff she could stay.

Steph doesn't think she would have left either way. Not without knowing Alex was alright, but it's good to have permission to sit by her as she fluttered in and out of drug-induced, heavy sleep.

The doctor had given her the run-down of the other girl's injuries. Five broken ribs, stage two trauma to the head - probable concussion to be assessed once she was more awake - a punctured lung, internal bleeding all around the ribcage, and a bullet wound to the shoulder.

She was an absolute mess of scars. A walking, breathing miracle.

Steph had heard the doctor talking to the police when she stepped out to get some snacks at the vending machines. "She should be dead." He said, with such conviction and surprise, it made her stomach turn.

Steph felt that she could do nothing but sit by Alex's sleeping form, slowly realizing that she was absolutely screwed. Because she already liked this girl way too much - and God, what a roller-coaster of emotion she'd been put on the last month - but how could she not? When Alex just waltzed into everyone's lives like this determined, selfless little light? When she was so obviously a rare soul, made of so much sweetness, and softness, and strength, Steph doubted she'd ever come across someone like her again?

Looking at the circumstances from the other side now, it seemed as inevitable as any of it.

"I can feel you thinking." Alex's voice startles her out of her thoughts. Steph looks up to meet her tired brown eyes, looking so soft and vulnerable without her glasses and surrounded by clean hospital sheets, "You've been broody lately."

Steph giggles, choking on her own emotion, "Guess I'm still mad about Jed." It's not a lie. She is upset. But there was a lot more than that, more about how her insides swelled with emotion when Alex looked at her - but she leaves it the way it is.

"I forgave him." She shrugs. And Steph knows she did, she was there after all, but that didn't mean the drummer was quite as ready herself.

"Well, I didn't." And maybe that makes her childish - resentful - but she can't take the image of him pointing a gun at Alex out of her head. The image of him pulling the trigger, sending her off to what could very well have been death - "at least you made him cry like a baby."

"Jerk." Alex smiles, eyes squinting back at her in humorous indignation before they slowly turn more vulnerable as she adjusts herself on the mattress, patting the empty space beside her body, "Can you- come lie down with me?"

There's nothing, truly, that Steph would have liked more. She would take any chance of being closer to Alex (and of getting off the uncomfortable hospital chair) but she was also still afraid - still scared something might go wrong and they'd lose her. "Are you sure? You're hurt."

"Please?" Alex pleads, blinking back at her with honest-to-God puppy eyes, even if still a little glassed-over from the amount of Vicodin they were pumping into her veins. For the umpteenth time in the past few days, Steph has even more confirmation that she is screwed.

Because, honestly, there's nothing Alex couldn't get her to do with just a slow blink of her brown eyes.

So she gets up and climbs into bed with her. It's incredibly tight for two people, and they are instantly pressed together as Alex scoots over the pillow so they can look at each other, alone in this hospital room that smelled like industrial-grade detergent.

Alex reaches forward and takes her cheeks between her palms, so very close Steph can't help but catalog all the cuts and bruises covering her face.

"You're so pretty." The girl says, finally, and Steph can hear the tiny slur in her voice. She's probably still drunk on a shit ton of medicine, but it does nothing to stop the drummer from blushing profusely, "you're, really, really pretty. Have I told you that?"

"Hm- yeah you sorta- do that when you're on painkillers." Steph comments, and her eyes can't help but fall to Alex's mouth.

She has a tiny cut on her lower lip, and Steph's fingers itch to touch it. To feel her skin again, like that night on the roof, when she felt so warm and tingly, like a live wire of electricity that could swallow Steph whole. For now, she holds her distance.

"But it's true." Alex pouts, "and you're really hot when you're protective too."

Now that- that was different from anything she'd said before. And when she looks up, the girl realizes Alex's eyes have turned to stare at Steph's lips too.

"Yeah?" She asks, a little too cocky given the situation, but oh well, you can't blame her for the swell of pride that takes over her chest.

"Yeah." Alex teases back, "Thank you. For taking care of me. For being mad at Jed for me- even if you can't do anything about it." Her tone turns sincere, and her eyes flutter everywhere but Steph's face, Alex's dead giveaway that she was trying to hold something back.

"Oh please, I'll rip his mustache off." Steph jokes, because it's her default strategy when she doesn't quite know what to do, "You have lost your right to upstanding citizen facial hair, sir!"

"Fuck, Steph, don't make me laugh." Alex says as a few stolen giggles escape her lips, creating ripples across her shattered chest that made her hiss with pain.

"Shit, I'm sorry." Steph apologizes, and on instinct, she leans closer to run her hands over Alex's arm in reassurance, holding the weight of her body above Alex with her elbow.

From this angle, they were even closer, and Steph was staring at her from above, watching Alex smile at her, head on the pillow and a half-lidded, humorous expression on her face.

"Oh, this is nothing. Just a few cuts compared to my fighting days." She jokes, and Steph's heart is filled with so much concern, so much love for this girl she can't help but fluster with anger.

"Shut up. You're gonna hurt yourself if you don't take it seriously." Steph says, "you're like, seriously hurt, Alex, you could have died."

Steph wants to ask, but Alex's free hand reaches forward and pulls her closer, fist tightening around the collar of her button-up shirt, and suddenly they are so close her hand shakes with the itch to touch her, "See? Protective Steph is so hot."

"I know. I'm sorry." Alex has the decency to look reprimanded, smoothing one hand over Steph's shoulder in a simple act that sends calming waves over Steph's flushed skin, "I'm okay. I promise" she's being sincere, Steph knows she is by the way she frowns slightly in concern. However, there's a quiet, teasing smile spreading across her face.

And Steph honestly used to think she was smooth.

She made girls blush by the minute. Awoke the bisexuality in at least a few of her drunk makeouts on the way from California to here. She used to be a real flirt, ready for anything a pretty girl could throw her way. But sitting here, with her torso half hovering over Alex Chen's body, her tongue feels heavy, and her brain can't conjure a single thing to offer in response.

It's at least a relief that she doesn't say anything, because a second later, Alex is smiling at her with her coy, knowing little smirk, and pulling her in for a kiss.

Steph is far too focused on not crushing her further, very deliberately placing her hands on both sides of her head to better hold her weight, but she still feels the strong, dizzying zap of electricity as Alex's lips touch hers, her lungs filling with liquid, warm waves of emotion.

And maybe, Steph thinks, it'd be fine if she never breathed air again.

[effielumiere]

The Companion 2

Pairing: Park Jimin x Reader

Genre: Romance, Idol AU, Drama, Comedy (hopefully lol)

Summary: A year after all their world tour was cancelled with the announcement of the pandemic, Jimin goes through a roller coaster of emotions and he can barely his emotions and he's trying so hard to stay happy. One night when they had a little too much to drink,Namjoon and Jin suggested to get a puppy, but Joon thought a human companion sounded funny to his drunken brain, not knowing that Jimin took his word seriously. When he finally finds the one who's going to be his human emotion companion, he wonders if she's up for it? And most importantly, he wonders how things would play out with him being Park Jimin and her being... well, a fan... an ARMY to be precise.

Warning(s): None. Sentences in italics are Korean words translated to English. UNEDITED!

Word count: 3.1k

A/N: Here's the 2nd chapter! I might update this every week or twice a week if inspiration and motivation keeps hitting me like this. Thank you for showing this little attempt of mine lots of love❤️ Please don't forget to comment on the replies what you think of this chapter, like, reblog and share this story! Submit your questions, etc, and follow me if you want story progression updates<3 Thank you Thank you thank youuu❤️ Y'all had fun with (mostly) Namjoon and Jimin, and a glimpse of the other members in chapter one... I wonder who's here today.. in person that is xD Enjoy! {I changed the story summary here! Also, I hope you're ready for the Christmas special}

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I woke up early in the morning and decided to explore a bit before heading out with Jimin later to the grocery as he insisted the night before. Wearing a pair of gray joggers, a black hoodie over my gray sweater, running shoes and face mask on, I stretch up a bit before leaving the apartment complex. Stepping out of the building, I look around to see very few people wearing almost the same outfit as I am jogging, cycling and others walking with their heads down or forward. Putting my earphones on I play my daily mix as I jog around the compound. I was given brief details on the area a few days before my flight, they assured me that the area was safe to walk around in especially at night since it was heavily secured and private because a lot of famous personalities lived here. The apartment was under Jimin's name, he bought if for personal purposes before 'the idea' came along and he ultimately decided to put me here along a few of his prized possessions in an unlocked room that I presume is his office that I kept telling Joon to lock up.

"He trusts you." Namjoon tells me during one of our video calls a few days before the flight, I found it ridiculous that 'my boss' trusted me when he didn't even know who I was even on a personal level.

"I find that hard to believe, I don't know which member it is. That's because you told me yourself that he doesn't want me to know yet. How's that for trust?"

"Give him a little bit of time, Y/n" he reassures me "Trust that he'll let you know soon, but give him time. Yes, it's the first time either of you are doing this but you have to understand how it is from our perspective. You know us, but even though we don't know you he's crossing that line, so you could do the same thing too hopefully. Call it a leap of faith."

"I won't make any promises, Namjoon." I sigh "I still don't think you should put me in his apartment complex, that looks like a house, when you could just put me in a studio apartment. I'm alright as long as I have a bed, table and chair, a fridge, stove top and a bathroom. All of those things could fit in a little studio."

"You're staying there for two years Y/n" he says "Two years. He wants you to be as comfortable as possible, and knowing him, he's not gonna put someone like you in a shabby apartment. You deserve comfort and security. Just say thank you when you see him and if you're not comfortable yet, just trust him." he smiles.

Namjoon decided to hold off who 'my boss' was as he worded it yesterday. It was Jimin's decision to show up yesterday but he didn't talk as much as I had expected him to, though he was playful during the text messages, a part of me was still holding back waiting for the bomb to drop. I was waiting for the moment when I'm gonna wake up, it still felt like a dream I was waiting from somebody to wake me up and tell me to face reality. I stop jogging to catch my breath, I'm not entirely athletic but jogging was better that walking around with my eyes widening at everything I'd see, looking like a tourist when I'm going to be living here for the next two years. I look around noticing that people have mildly increased and took off again only this time I headed the other way, further from the compound. I was near the condominums when I thought I heard someone call my name, making me stop in my tracks and I turned to see a figure head towards me, hair bouncing, mask on, in full jogging outfit and an adorable Doberman puppy walking next to him.

"Y/n-ssi!" he yells again he reaches me, he wraps his arms around me in a big warm hug and I return it to him.

"Jungkook!" I squeal, during video calls I had with Joon before I left home, Jungkook would drop by every once in a while to say hi and eventually when Joon excused himself to use the restroom he jokingly told Jungkook to sit in his seat and keep me company, which he successfully did more than once (sometimes with Taehyung popping in) to a point he almost had me convinced that he was my boss, but he didn't look like he needed much emotional companionship since he was very talkative for an introvert and kept mentioning a puppy he recently got.

"It's nice to finally meet you!" he says happily, he told me that he was taking lessons on how to be more fluent in English his only problem was the only person he'd talk to was Joon but now, he had someone to practice on and in return, he was teaching me a few words, and even though I took classes Jungkook was a better and more patient teacher than the tutor I had "How's your stay going?"

"It's starting off pretty good, I arrived yesterday" his eyes widen, if that was even possible "Yesterday?! I thought you arrived a few days ago?" He cocks his head to the side, a look in his eyes of disapproval "Aiish, hyung won't be happy to hear that" he says in a low voice.

"If you're talking about Joonie and Jimin, they weren't happy about it." His eyebrows furrow as I mention names "I met them yesterday, they dropped by with the contract, keys, phone and laptop."

"Wait" He touches me arm "Did you just say you met Jimin-hyung?"

"Yeah, why?" I nod

"Really?! Are you serious?!" he exclaims "He said he wasn't ready to meet you yet. Wait. Were you the one texting him last night?"

"Mhmm. Around 11pm... yeah. "

"Ahhh~" he chuckles "I see. And the selfie Namjoon-hyung took, he sent to you?" I nod again "I see..."

I was about to ask him if he knew that Jimin and I were going to the grocery later but held back when I felt a wet nose, followed by a lick touch my fingers making me look down at the forgotten Doberman between Jungkook and I.

"Hello" I cooed and got down to his level, patting his head and ears "You must be Bam!" Bam stared at me, sniffing my hoodie.

"Bam, sit down." Jungkook commands him as we both squat next to Bam who was sitting "Good job!" Jungkook coos at him giving him treat for following the command "This was not the puppy you showed me that you and Tae were carrying in your arms. He's gotten so big."

"He's going to training school soon" I gape at the puppy "Woah, that's amazing. I can't imagine him being more well behaved, he already looks trained to me."

"He just needs a bit of polishing with the commands. You'll see." he playfully winks at me and we both stand "Let's go, I'll walk you back to the building." I nod as I follow JK and Bam to continue to my original route before I saw them. Looking at how JK stared at Bam in adoration and happiness, I realized that was my role, to be a Bam to Jimin.

We arrive to the entrance of my building when Jungkook tells me that I might need to call Jimin if we were going to the grocery because he received a text before we bumped into each other that they were needed at the office that they're just waiting for a call from their manager.

"I left something for you with the receptionist when she told me you went out for a run" He says "Jin-hyung and Suga-hyung were uhh... concerned that you're not eating right because of Jiminie."

"I'm okay, he ordered food yesterday."

"Hey, don't let the hyungs know that when you meet them." I was about to ask him what he meant by that when his phone started ringing and we eventually said our goodbyes, JK and Bam left as soon as I enter the building.

Walking up to the receptionist and asking her if there was a package left for me, she quickly hands me a paperbag that had some weight to it and I walked back to safe walls of the apartment, putting the paperbag on the counter of the kitchen before I run to my en suite and shower a fast as I could to be able to eat breakfast which was soup and two tupperwares of marinated pork belly that came from the magical paperbag. There were a weeks worth of uncooked samgyeopsal in the big tuppie and had a post it with something written on it and when I checked the translator sure enough, it was left to here on purpose. It read: "To y/n-ssi, I hope Jiminie already filled up the pantry. If not, tell Namjoon to tell us and we'll bring you food. -Jin"

Right below it was another container filled with what looked like soup, it also had a note that read: "Y/n-ssi, please tell us if you have food or not. If Jiminie kept saying he was going to the grocery but we think he might wait for you. -Yoongi"

So that's what Jungkook meant by not telling the other guys that yesterday's meals were take out. He'd be in trouble. Opening the container of soup I pour it into a bowl and took out a pan to start frying the pork belly, and be finally able to eat.

By the time I received a text from Jimin saying he was downstairs at the lobby, I was walking around the place writing down the things I needed into my phone's notes and in the process found that all the pantry consisted were ramen. As soon as I went to the lobby I found Joon, Tae and Jungkook in a corner looking at their phones while Jimin stared at the elevator, eyes landing on me when the doors open. His eyes turn into tiny slits showing me that he was smiling underneath his mask and once the elevator announces my arrival the other three boys turn to look and Taehyung walks up to me and wraps me in a big hug, swaying me side to side before letting me go.

"Finally~!" Tae exclaims happily like a parent that found their runaway kid "I tagged along because Jungkook told me saw you today morning and that Jimin is feeding you take-out"

"Hey! I told you to keep it to yourself didn't I?" Jungkook pouts, playfully hitting Tae in the arm

"Wait," Namjoon interrupts "He fed you take-out?" He looks between Jimin and I with his eyebrows raised.

"That's the reason we're going out" Jimin trails off, rubbing the back of his neck "Grocery..." he says quietly

"Hey! I told you to do it the same day Jungkook and Taehyung went!" Namjoon tells him

"He fell asleep, we tried waking him up but he kept saying five more minutes. So we left him." Tae explains

"He didn't tell us that he didn't buy food for Y/n yet, we could've grabbed a few things if we knew." the youngest male adds looking at his feet avoiding Joon's glare.

"You're lucky it's me who joined you three and not Jin hyung ."

"Saranghae, hyung." Jimin says doing a finger heart at him, making the us chuckle. "You better." Joon points out as we make our way to the three cars parked in the valet one that I recognised seeing on In The Soop last year. Jimin opens the door to the passesnger's seat for me, closing it before getting in the driver's seat next to me taking off his mask before fastening his seat belt. and Namjoon on the seat behind us removing his mask too, mirroring Jimin's actions, and Taehyung and JK were in their own cars following us as we leave the valet. I looked at the scenery as soon as we left the compound. The trees didn't have much leaves on them, spring had just started a few weeks ago though the ground was still a bit muddy from what winter had left behind, a few trees - namely cherry blossom trees - had started growing little flower buds, waiting for the right moment to bloom but for now, they're going to drink up the melted snow puddles and wait for the right timing.

"Did you bring a list of things you needed?" Jimin asked as he reversed the car into the parking space he found, one hand on the wheel and the other on my seat near my left shoulder as he turned his upper body to look behind Joon to see if he's got it right. I nodded and for a quick second my heart stopped beating when his finger tips brushed my shoulders briefly before holding on seat, and as I turned to look at him my lungs stopped functioning. At one point while I saw sightseeing Jimin took off the beanie he was wearing under the black hoodie he has on, his damp platinum blonde hair was pushed back exposing his forehead, revealing an undercut and strands of purple... pink and green...?, with matching eye glasses.

"What the unicorn is that?!" I quip as I stare at his hair in shock, gasping loudly and jaw dropping in the process.

"Hmm?" "Are you okay?" Joon hums as Jimin asks me when he pulls on the hand break, his eyes search my face for any clues to what made me react the way I did.

"You look like a rainbow unicorn." I gape, eyes wide as saucers and mouth creating a little o as Joon laughs like a hyena in the backseat. Jimin chuckles looking away from me, cheeks and ears showing the slightest tinge of pink with his dimple making an appearance, "Is that a good thing?" he asks me smiling, I nod frantically grinning like an idiot as he hides his hair underneath his beanie and wears his masks again. It was the first time I got a good look of Jimin since we met yesterday and for the first time I had three thoughts running around my head as the four of us got out of our cars and entered the big grocery store. One, will I survive this job being his emotional companion? Two, how will I ever survive being alone with him when he looks that good. And lastly, three, why did I think that I could do this?! He's Park Jimin and I'm a mess. I slipped up earlier, my inner fangirl couldn't take it. I just hope it didn't weird him out. I was in the feminine products section when Joon walked up to me a box of dark pink dye in his hand, grinning. Jimin was grabbing stuff after I told him that I wasn't a picky eater, JK and Tae on tow telling him what I could cook if he grabbed and combined certain items. And Joon not being a cook ended up with me. "You did great in the car earlier by the way?"

"What do you mean?" I asked, smelling a bottle of shampoo "My fan girl moment? I fucked up, Joon. Day one and I fucked up already. Excuse my language."

"Don't to be excused, cursing is normal. Also, you didn't fuck up." He looks at me intently "If there's one thing you should remember it's that Jimin loves five things. His family, the members of BTS, the ARMYs, performing on stage and receiving attention and compliments from people closest to him. You're considered someone who is close to him with what you're here for."

"No, I'm not Joon. If labels were a thing, I'm labeled 'staff'." He was about to make a comeback when the three musketeers round the corner of the aisle with JK pushing the cart full of food, Tae adding a few snacks and Jimin breathlessly says "I think we got everything."

"Why do I always get interrupted before I win a conversation with you?" he mutters playfully looking at me, I smile "I win again."

"That better be food she can cook, Jiminah. She can't live on ramyeon forever even though it tastes good." Namjoon tells him

"We got meat and fish and eggs.. and vegetables." Jungkook explains as he points at the items on the cart adorably like a toddler.

"And snacks." Taehyung raises his thumbs at me and Jimin nods frantically.

"These kids." Joon shakes his head "Hey, at least Jin and Yoongi won't be mad at the fact that it's just ramyeon."

"Y/n, I bet sixty percent of this cart is ramyeon."

"They won't..." "Oh but I'm betting on it, if I lose I'm dying my hair neon green, how about that? If I win, I finally gain a point and bragging rights." "You're on." "Get ready to lose, little sister."

Once I got back to the apartment after I had dinner with they boys, they helped me carry eveything and unpack the grocery and turns out Joon was right. Sixty percent of the purchased items were ramyeon which made Joon dramatically yell "Yes, a point for Namjoonieeeeee~" making the other guys laugh and me playfully pouting as I arranged the ramen on the pantry. Tae, Joon and JK left after everything was done, once they were gone. Jimin pulled out the brown paperbag from the pantry, turning it upside down spilling a few packages of-you guessed it - ramyeon on the counter top, grabbing a pot and placing it over the stove. While we were putting away the grocery earlier he hid the paperbag in the pantry and whispering "Later, when they leave" before walking away from me. Watching him measure the right amount of water to pour into the pot, I walk to the fridge grabbing the remaining raw pork belly I had before they arrived earlier and placed it on the counter as I looked for a pot under the counter to start frying. And when were done eating peacefully, having a small talk and a cup of coffee, Jimin left the apartment complex telling me to lock up after him and wondering when I'd see him again.

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JEALOUS/INSECURE HEADCANONS!

featuring ⤏ nozel silva

a/n ⤏ im in a permanent state of nozel brainrot so here have another nozel fic (・∀・) also, this was supposed to be a jealous!nozel fic but i got carried away so it ended up as a mix of jealous and insecure and overprotective nozel [laughs nervously]

warnings ⤏ some curses, uh it gets a little emotional towards the end, but its a fluffy ending uwu, also i think it’s too long??? lmao

✧ You are Nozel and Fuegoleon’s childhood friend. You spent most of your growing up years watching the rivalry of those 2 intensify. Your role is basically some sort of referee, making sure one Nozel doesn’t accidentally murder the other.

✧ You were close with the both of them but strangely, you spent more time with Nozel even though he was a grumpy asshole 90% of the time which tripled when his mother died. Who would’ve thought the greatest asshole can even be MORE of an asshole??? You were like his therapist tbh like he did all the ranting and lashing out while you did all the understanding

✧ Even before you started dating he was already possessive as fuck. He forbade you from leaving his side that you have never been assigned to a mission where he isnt going. All your missions have to be headed by him. Your business is his business kind of thing. Which you found unfair since everyone in Silver Eagles has been working their ass off going on back to back missions, risking their lives for the kingdom while you lounge around the base, tailing Nozel everywhere like a lost puppy.

✧ Nebra tried to persuade his brother into letting you go on a mission with her and a couple other members saying that she’ll be there to look out for you and that she’ll keep in touch with Nozel from time to time for updates. Nozel gave a cold hard big fat NO

✧ “What I say in this squad goes. Y/N will not be joining this mission and that’s final.”

✧ Nebra isn’t one to challenge her brother’s authority but this just frustrated her like no other. “What, why?! Why make her a member if you’re not going to let her do shit anyway? She’s strong enou—“

✧ “I do not find you or any other member competent enough to keep Y/N safe. That is all.” Nebra huffed and let herself out of Nozel’s office to find you.

✧ This man obviously has abandonment issues 😭

✧ When you heard of this, something just snapped inside of you. It was the last straw

✧ You burst through Nozel’s office, fuming and ready to grill his ass.

✧ “I don’t usually curse but I think I get a free pass to say this: Fuck you, Nozel! I’m not a kid anymore and I refuse to be treated as such! So yeah, fuck you and stupid ass braid I hope it catches fire!”

✧ Nozel sat still, face expressionless. WHICH INFURIATED YOU EVEN MORE. If he wasn’t going to react, you might as well just use this as an opportunity say what you’ve always wanted to say. No bars held.

✧ “I’ve always followed whatever rules you set for me without complaints. You always give me the dumbest reasons but did I ever question you? No! I’m tired of always having to understand you Nozel. I’m suffocating in this damn squad, I might as well have a squad change to the Black Bulls since they always seem to be having fun rounding up wild boars.”

✧ You went on and on listing every single questionable thing Nozel made you do.

✧ Like that one time Nozel took you off a mission in Raque because he was afraid you’ll drown

✧ Or that time he asked you to stay and help him with his paperworks but he kept snapping at you for not doing things properly so you just ended up watching him do all the work

✧ You just didn’t stop talking, you were like a machine gun with unlimited ammo lol

✧ Your excessive rambling only stopped when Nozel walked towards you and kissed you.

✧ YEAH THIS ASSHOLE KISSED YOU TO SHUT YOU UP

✧ After pulling away he held your cheeks on both of his hands. “I’m sorry, Y/N. I just... I don’t want to lose you.” He said with multiple fake coughs in between because feelings make him want to self-destruct

✧ He made you go thru all of that just to tell you he likes you romantically. Everything about this man is dramatic i swear

✧ Anyway and so after that you were officially a couple ＼(^o^)／

✧ It was a literal rollercoaster ride tbh and there were so much things to work on (since there are times you just don’t see eye to eye) but you couldn’t have asked for a better boyfriend :3

✧ Fast forward to a couple of months. Mereoleona threatened people to train in that whack volcano of hers. All squad captains were there not by choice and other magic knights Mereoleona managed to grab kidnap with her fiery paws. Which includes you because once you are grabbed, you can never go back

✧ You waved your hand a bit to Nozel who was surprised to see you. “Y/N, I thought you were strolling around the capital?” Nozel looked at you like he was fearing for your life.

✧ Overprotective mode: on

✧ The million tiny Nozels in his brain are panicking as we speak

✧ You scratched your head. “Yeah... just my luck I ran into Mereo. Before you nag I did try to run but her paws could stretch up to a mile, she’s crazy!”

✧ Nozel didn’t speak but you knew he was agitated by the whole thing. “I’ll be fine Nozel. You worry about me too much.” you said softly, caressing his hand

✧ He smiled. “Just stay close to me, alright?”

✧ A couple of hours later, everyone had made it to the hot springs. The ladies by reflex built a wall to separate them from the men but Mereoleona had other plans and destroyed the wall RIP

✧ “We’re strong enough to bathe with the men. What are we ashamed for ladies?!?!?!”

✧ She’s insane really 😭

✧ Charlotte almost fainted btw

✧ When Nozel saw the ladies starting to fill into their side of water HE PANICKED

✧ Should he leave with you now or should he just pierce the eyes of every single man who would dare to look at you?

✧ You on the other hand were chilling. You swam to him happily. “Nozel~” He instantly grabbed you to his side and firmly wrapped an arm around your waist.

✧ Yami saw this and laughed maniacally. “I’m still having a hard time processing that Braidface has a girlfriend. He won’t let us meet her too,”

✧ “I’m protecting her from perverts like you foreigner.”

✧ Yami ignored him and continued “Now that we’re here, I’m Yami. Nozel’s best friend.”

✧ “What? You are not my—“

✧ “You’re breaking my fragile little heart over here.” lmao

✧ Nozel just scowled and tightened his hold on you. You giggled. “It’s nice to meet you, Captain Yami. It’s nice to meet everyone actually. I’m Y/N.”

✧ “Oh you are Nozel and Fuegoleon’s childhood friend, correct? Must be lovely falling in love with one’s long time friend.” William said. BLESS HIS HEART

✧ “Yeah I grew up with them along with Mereoleona. It was fun watching them fight all the time.” you laughed

✧ “I remember my dumb brother mastering a spell late at night just so he could show off to Y/N the next day.” Mereoleona said while laughing boisterously. The empty bottle in her hand points to the possibility that she’s drunk

✧ Fuego was #shookt

✧ Nozel was also lowkey #shookt

✧ “Oh? You never told me about this attraction you had to Y/N.” Nozel casually said

✧ “Please, Nozel. That was a long time ago and we were kids back then so it doesn’t really matter now.”

✧ “What?! What do you mean it doesn’t matter, Fuego?” Mereoleona interjected

✧ SOMEONE SHUT THIS WOMAN UP

✧ “You were finding ways to have Y/N join the Crimson Lions and then you were upset for 2 straight weeks when she joined Silver Eagles.”

✧ Fuego took a deep breath about to defend himself but Mereo wasn’t done talking

✧ #PrayForFuegoleon

✧ “AND THEN you tried talking Y/N into having a squad change and was upset again when she declined. How does it not matter now Fuego?” Mereo scratched her head.

✧ It was silent for a while. The other captains were looking back and forth at Nozel and Fuegoleon. Rill was thinking of dumb ways to lighten the mood BABY 🥺

✧ “I see.” was all Nozel said

✧ “Look, Nozel, it’s no—“

✧ “Y/N, let’s go. We’re leaving.” he said. He wrapped a mercury armor on himself and you then stood up. You shot Fuego and apologetic look then quickly followed Nozel.

✧ The trip home had been excruciatingly silent. You wanted to talk but you couldn’t gauge what he was feeling. You were a pro at reading Nozel and his unexpressed emotions. But this one, this was new. There was an unreadable expression on his face perhaps an emotion you have never seen on him before

✧ Nozel was still silent when you reached your shared bedroom. When you finished changing, you turned to check on him only to find him sitting by the edge of the bed, back facing you. He was hunched over like he was in deep thought. You crawled over to him and gently snaked your arms around his waist

✧ “Nozel...” you tried reaching out to this new emotion. “What’s eating you up?”

✧ He said nothing but he relaxed a bit with your touch

✧ You tried again

✧ “Hey, you can tell me anything. You don’t have to carry all that burden on your own anymore. You don’t have to hurt in silence anymore.” you said, putting a stray chunk of hair behind his ear.

✧ “I.. I don’t want to lose you... I don’t...”

✧ You slid off the bed and kneeled in front of him. You snuggled your upper body in between his thighs so that your face was at the same level as his

✧ “I’m right where you want me to be and I’m not going anywhere,” you placed your palm on his cheek then smiled. He still wouldn’t meet your eyes

✧ “I don’t think I’m adequate enough to be with you...”

✧ Your thoughts went ?!?!?! at that

✧ “W-what? Where is this coming from Nozel?” Worry was plastered all over your features.

✧ “I’ve always had your best interest at heart but I didn’t realize that I was already suffocating you.”

✧ You wanted shoot down everything he’s saying because TO YOU HE’S EVERYTHING AND MORE

✧ (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

✧ But you just kept your mouth shut and let him vent out while you gently stroked his hair.

✧ “Ever since mother died, everything had been extremely difficult. All I did was lash out and even if I wasn’t pleasant person to be with, you still stuck by me. Sometimes I wonder why you’re with me and not with... Fuegoleon or any other man for that matter. I have dreams of you wanting out of this relationship, wanting nothing to do with me. Sometimes they feel real, and I... I wouldn’t know what to do if they become real.”

✧ You can’t believe he bottled all that up for months. It broke your heart to see him in this state. It broke your heart to see him hurt on his own.

✧ “Nozel... Why didn’t you tell me this?”

✧ “I tend to bury all my problems because I don’t know how to face them. I’m sorry.” Nozel said as he rested his forehead on your shoulder

✧ NOZEL BBY COME HERE I’LL GIVE YOU A HUG 😭

✧ “It’s alright, I’m here to help you get better at it. And like I said you don’t have to carry the weight of your problems on your own anymore.” you pat his head.

✧ “And I’m with you because I love you Nozel. You’ve been nothing but good to me. I enjoy spending time with you and above all, i enjoy pissing you off as well.” you said as you poked his cheek

✧ He raised his head and gave you playful eye roll. “Unbelievable.”

✧ You laughed then kissed the tip of his nose. “I love you Nozel. I know our relationship started out as rocky but I hope you know that I wouldn’t have it any other way. You’re it for me.”

✧ The tips of his ears were red. He fake coughed multiple times because that’s his default reaction to confrontational situations

✧ “I love you too. Thank you for always understanding.” he said as he pulled you in for a hug

✧ You stood up after a while and grabbed his hand. “I have newly bought tea leaves from the apothecary the other day. I’ve been saving them since I was waiting for your day off and wanted to try them with you.” you grinned widely

✧ Nozel’s gaze softened at you and his heart swelled with L-O-V-E. He silently promised to himself that he will always keep you safe and that he will never let you go.

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Hey it's me again ❤️

I'm just gonna whisper something in your mind (is that even possible?)

Having a baby with Hybrid Katsuki.

Just that. Imagine girl. Perfection.

Ok, real talk here. Every time I see a request from you I uwu a little bit bc I know for a fact whatever you're requesting will make me get so immersed and involved and I'm gonna 💕💞AAAAAA💕💞 while writing AND [lemmecatchmybreath] it happened once again skdjdkfkf Hope you enjoy and sorry it took longer than normal~

Word count: 1.8k

× listen 🥺 I already started and I'm melting, ok?

× when he finds out you're having a smol baby together?

× he freezes and looks at you in a whole different light

× if you're getting pregnant, he will definitely smell the change in your scent and will know even before you do; he'd be instantly by your side with a bewitched expression on his face, taking your cheeks into his palms to just soak everything in yet he's shaking slightly

× and even if you adopt [hopefully a smol hybrid], something deep inside of Katsuki, burried and long forgotten surfaces

× this is the life he always wanted, he always craved even in his darker moments

× this happiness, this fulfillment, this joy

× I absolutely believe he will diligently read and learn everything about the baby to come; will educate himself like no other, deciding to be the very best father he could ever be

× his life was rough and he was stolen away from his biological family, he will now have a chance to have his own and he will not fail you or the baby

× when you hold the little bundle of sunshine in your hands, head down admiring the beauty of a new life, he will stand there, again in shock, again soaking this moment in... so beautiful, so perfect

× will he ever tell you that? of course not; angry ass wild pomeranian—

× but his face gives him away every single time and when you tilt yourself to hand him his new son or daughter, he falls in love for the second time in his life;

× he burries his nose in the soft and fragile skin of the baby's head and breathes in, his instinct kicking in to defend, protect, care, look out for...

× watch carefully because once the baby makes a noise, he'll still, unsure of what to do, but smile so softly as the baby coos in his arms securely; that right there is the best image you can have of soft Katsuki.

× the first few weeks are actually horrible, sorry to break it to everyone aksjskdj not because he doesn't know what to do or does not want to help; on the contrary, he is so incredibly attentive but he also recites the books he learned by memory at this point and it's getting absolutely infuriating;

× although understand him, please; he wants to prove he's a good dad 🥺 except you wanna smack him bc he scoffs if you suggest something he isn't sure about.

× you will find him standing by the baby's crib as it sleeps; he's just???? making sure this is not a dream????? don't question anything though

× can we hc Bakugou with a daughter too? [ already established in the Hybrid!Kiri hcs that Kiri'd have daughter bUT i just really really like beefy men with tiny daughters;;; my heartttt;;; ]

× his little angel, no discussion, no argument, his daughter can do NO WRONG!

× he's very down to earth though, don't get me wrong, he just absolutely adores spoiling her

× speaks softly into her ear, the lowest you'd hear from him

× gruff, raspy, gutural voice ofter overused to scream now low and soft as he holds her into his chest; doesn't do baby-voices or anything like that, but calls her his angel then smirks at you if you're watching;;; then starts softly complaining and bitching about you to the baby 💀 all while rubbing her back

× omfg his hand is as big as her tiny back; guys, call an ambulance, I'm—

× Katsuki would be the type of little shit to pull what I just said then grab you and glue you to his chest too; he'd look down at you both, eyes shining in such adoration he'd take your breath away just before he continues his ranting about you;

× once the baby starts being more interactive, her giggles specially the ones induced by her daddy will make him melt; absolute diminute baby with a small wiggling tail clapping her chubby hands at her dad? his eyes would widen suddently, ears snapping high in surprise and he's taken back by the emotions overtaking him

× he's gone, man; she has him wrapped around her tiny little finger and you can't do anything about it

× instantly acts all in denial if someone is around though; scoffs to hide is obvious smile, placing a palm on his mouth to further block it out and tickles her with the other, earning another fit of giggles

× please, don't tell him his whole tail is waving from side to side

× the only clear giveaway apart from his ears and it's;;; a d o r a b l e;;;

× specially when your daughter also starts wagging her tail in response whenever he does it;

× "Hey, come see what the dumbass is doing!" or "Look at what she did" while showing you a video; proud pappa 🥺

× we're bringing back Proud Bakugou bc hIS DAUGHTER iS tHe BeSt; no, seriously, his kid is the mf best in the world and he will start this presentation with—

× now sit down with me and accept this: the baby; yes, your sweet daughter; mhm, that adorable screeching angel; mhm;;; she'll talk so early it's disturbing.

× at 6 months or so she's already saying mamma, dadda, kitty, woof-woof

× seriously terrifying how sharp she is and how she cannot shut up; for the love of gOd, Katsuki, this is all your fault... it doesn't matter, he just smirks as he has another reason to brag to anyone about his child

× did that street vendor look at him funny? "I'M GONNA FUCKING TELL YOU ABOUT MY DAUGHTER—"

× super-protective of her and fucking hates with a burning passion if anyone dares to do that thing where they match up babies saying "Maybe they'll get married when they grow up"

× hands down, no filter, he just looks deep down in whoever had the audacity and says "Like fucking shit they'd deserve her."

× drag him away before he throws fists

× he will definitely if you don't drag him away and you know it, they know it, the baby knows it and cheers for pappa, the whole world knows it at this point and they're buying tickets to watch the shitshow

× chest carrier and walks around with the kid like a boss

× man has shit to do, don't even dare to judge him;

× handles fits really well, he's impressive to say at least

× she's spoiled, yes and always has new toys, coloring books, whatever she wants but the moment she throws fits, he puts his foot down

× baby would be smol angery bb all adorable in all her Bakugou genetics anger and he'd just stare, tapping his foot

× literally waits in place until she calms and looks up at him with big, round eyes, puffy red cheeks and ears lowered

× mission accomplished; he nods then picks her up;

× and you're there amazed??????

× "The fuck you lookin' at?" lil shit still has a foul mouth tho, but make him get just as pouty and embarrassed as the child in his arms by saying something cheesy like "How amazing you are as a dad 💕"

× all rainbows and unicorns until she starts repeating insults and fr tho, Katsu almost shits his pants, fearing your reaction. Will, hands down, chill out with the insults even if he meant no damage with them; he has this unreadable expression on, a mix of shame and fluster, dread too? he's sorry, ok????

× loves, loves, loves cooking for you both and once the kiddo has her own special chair to sit at the dining table together, that's when he sees it: his dream

× you, wiping some food off her cheek with a loving expression, talking about your day casually, baby giggling while she moves her face away playfully; he loves you both so much.

× has these rare moments where, at the end of the day once you're settled in bed, he'd hug you tight and thank you in his mind for... for this... all of it...

× once she starts walking they're both a disaster

× seriously, do not expect the household to be silent ever again [ well, that dream was gone long ago anyway lol ]

× "Where the fuck do you think you're goin'?"

× rapid giggle running around from place to place

× "Oh, for fucks—"

× "Katsuki." you only need to say, catching him in his insults

× 😳 ... "Kid, come back, we're goin' to the park." Skdjkdfkl

× sudden adorable tiny fast steps approach him bc they're going for walkies!

× he is very careful with her and teaches her about stranger danger; also teaches her how to growl and even if her attempt is a total failure, small rawr leaving her lips, he's like "Yes. Good job. Now give it more heart."

× he growls as an example

× she growls back, sounding like a cute lil pup 🥺💕

× as she grows up, she obviously acts more like her father yet he knows when to stop the bad behaviors and it only takes a warning growl from him to get her to cease

× yet somehow you're the strict parent at the end of the day??????? tf????????? who made the rules??????

× starts calling her brat, squirt, lil shit 💕lovingly💕

× "your child" if she did something bad

× "Your fucking child kicked the ball into the vase and broke it." Aha, nice one, Katsuki. Good job.

× not to brag but her puppy eyes don't work on him but yours do; the problem is her puppy eyes do work on you bc she's the light of your life so if she wants something; she'll puppy-eye you knowing you'll get it for her bc daddy loves you very much 💕💞

× literally evil mastermind; didn't I tell you she's sharp? pft, she's playing you both so hard

× every day he comes back from work she runs to him at the door, tail wiggling happily behind her as she stretches her arms to be picked up and he always does, without a doubt, then proceeds to kiss the top of her head

× come out to greet him too? the whole loving routine is his absolute thing and wants to see you, have you kiss his cheek; he complains but adores it soooooo much!

× you have a family night; BONDING WITH MOODY POMERANIANS. Yes, plural, and it sounds perfect~

× even if it's just one of those animated movies he hates so much, he'll watch through all of it and make sarcastic comments just to make you both laugh; will grin satisfied asf if he manages to do so bc he's the best.

× will definitely want another kid, so how about maybe a boy??? hmm???

× asks you if you're up for the idea and if you agree, he'll roll his eyes and crack his shoulders, acting so very uninterested and purely exhausted yet his smirk would give him away:

× "Knew you'd torture me with another devil"

× throw him out, istg— 💀

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Omg congrats on 1k🥳🥳 concept- a blurb about love languages and like ur guys styles are diff lil angst pls heheheh

Author's Note: Hiiiiiii. How are you lovies? I know you probably all hate me cause I just disappeared but hopefully this will kinda make up for it for those of you who are actually still here. Fun fact never used the queue before so we'll see how that goes. Also I vaguely remember the read more thing not working that well with asks, but I don't remember what I used to do to fix that so hopefully this works. Love all of you and miss you *mwah* please interact with me so I get more motivation lol

The second the door shuts to the condo you share with your love, you can already hear his unmistakable voice call out for you, “Baby, come here! I have a surprise for you!” You roll your eyes, knowing that some insanely expensive gift was probably waiting for you around that corner. Shawn wasn’t the type to randomly spend a large portion of his money on things he didn’t need, but when it came to you, there was no limit to his spending. Anytime he saw something that reminded him of you or that he thought you’d look stunning in, he couldn’t stop himself from swiping his card. It wasn’t like you didn’t appreciate the copious amount of gifts he gave you; you knew he meant well and that one of his love languages was giving gifts. However, as someone who was raised to be independent and not accept “handouts” from anyone, you found it hard to be constantly given things you didn’t work for and you didn’t believe you deserved yet. You didn’t find it fair that you weren’t at that stage in your life where you could gift Shawn something as expensive as what he gives you, but you constantly get those things from him. It wouldn’t have phased you as much if it was just for holidays, but this was an almost every other day occurrence and no matter how many times you told him not to buy things for you, he never seemed to listen.

You sighed, putting your purse on the table and making your way towards the bedroom, desperately wishing you could just relax into a warm bath after your hard day at work instead of facing whatever your loving boyfriend had in store for you. Opening the door you were met with Shawn’s smiling face, a large box with the word Gucci written in bold lettering across it. You put on a fake smile as your heart sank. This couldn’t be what you thought it was could it? “Hey,” he put the box next to him in favor of pulling you onto his lap, “How was work today?” He pressed a sweet kiss to your lips and for a moment, you let yourself get pulled into the utter bliss that was Shawn Mendes.

“I won’t lie, not the greatest,” you sighed as you rested your head on his shoulder.

“Why, what happened?” he asked, his arm tightening around you to pull you closer.

“It was just insane today and my boss was in a bad mood and...I don’t know it was just bad and I’m exhausted.”

“Well, I think I have something that might cheer you up!”

“Shawn…,” you said in a mix of a whine and a stern tone, “I told you no more.”

“I know, I know,” he rushed out, placing the box in your hands, “I just want to spoil my girl. I can afford to do so and there’s no one else that deserves it more than you do.” It hurt your heart to hear him talk like that when not a single part of you felt you deserved it. You were nowhere close to where you wanted to be in your life career wise and you certainly weren’t near Shawn’s level of success. “Just open it, please?” he gave you his softest puppy dog eyes that always made you cave.

“Ok…” Opening up the box your heart stopped. There lying in the delicate paper was one of the most beautiful handbags you had ever seen; the one you had secretly been saving up for for almost a year now. You thought you had hid it from him so well, always looking at it when he wasn’t there to make sure you could still get it, and even putting together a small envelope of extra money to use towards it. This was supposed to be your first big designer purchase in honor of your huge promotion at work a little under a year ago today, but of course Shawn had to go and ruin it all for you.

Meanwhile, Shawn was oblivious to the disappointment and resentment brewing inside of you. “Do you like it?” he asked with the biggest smile, “I noticed the tab open on your computer last week when I borrowed it for those pictures and thought you liked it!”

“Why would you do this?” you whispered, a crack forming in your voice.

“What?”

“Why would you do this?” you almost snapped at him, looking at him with tears that held mixed emotions.

“B- because I love you,” he stammered, not having prepared to have this reaction. In his head you were going to come home, see the gift, smother him in thank you kisses, and maybe, just maybe, you would make love to him for the rest of the night. Never in his wildest dreams did it end up like this.

“If you loved me you would have listened to me and not bought this, or anything for that matter!” you exclaimed as you stood up off his lap, “I’ve told you so many times I don’t want you buying anything for me but you never listen!”

“I- I’m sorry, I just thought…”

“No that’s the thing, you didn’t think! I just- god, Shawn, this was it, the one thing I was going to do for myself after all these years. I was only $100 away from my goal, I was right there! But you can’t just think with your head for one second and think about how your girlfriend who always tells you that you don’t need to buy things for her might be planning on finally achieving one of her goals of having enough money to spend it on something like this!”

If your eyes weren’t filled with tears and you weren’t so blinded by your emotions you might have been able to see Shawn’s heart visibly breaking on the bed, leaving him looking like a hurt puppy. “I’m so sorry, I’ll do anything to make it up to you. I’ll, I’ll return the bag or or you can pay me back for it so it’s like you bought it yourself!”

“You don’t understand because you’ve never had any problems with money. It’s not the same anymore, Shawn. No matter what, all I’ll be reminded of is that you bought it first and not me.”

“What can I do? I, I swear I’ll do anything,” his voice cracked as his own tears filled his eyes.

“I don’t, I don’t know. I need to go.” You knew you were being dramatic, but after 2 years of the same thing with Shawn over and over again you had reached your breaking point.

“No please, I’ll fix this I promise,” he pleaded, standing up to face you.

You successfully avoided him so you could grab a small bag with your things, “Shawn, I need space for at least one night.”

He reached out for you this time, his large hand grabbing your arm desperately to turn you around, “Please, don’t go. I won’t buy you anything else, I swear!”

“It’s not that I just, I don’t know. I’m upset and I’m tired and my head is all over the place and…” His large hands cupped your jaw and pressed his lips hard against yours, giving you no space to pull away. The slight taste of salt from both of your tears on your lips broke your heart more than it was before. It was hard to explain why you weren’t fighting him on this kiss; it was almost as if he was kissing you so that it was easier to let you go for the night.

His lips released yours reluctantly with a sigh, “I’ll pack my things for the night. You stay here.”

“Shawn…”

“No, I was the one who messed up so I should be the one who has to leave. I still have a backpack I never unpacked from when I got back from LA last week and I can stay with my parents for however long you want. I- ,” he looked down shamefully, his hands finally dropping from your face. “I’m sorry. I just wanted to make you happy, but I wasn’t even thinking of what would really make you happy. Just, just tell me when you’re ready for me to come back home.”

He made his way through the bedroom, grabbing his phone, wallet, backpack and guitar before making his way through the door. Your heart cried out to go after your love, but your feet stayed planted almost in shock of everything that just happened. You were still mad at him, upset with him, and if it was possible, even more upset and mad at yourself. So as much as you wanted to run after him, you let him walk away with half your heart in his hands.

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“Mom?” you sniffled as you sat on the edge of your bed, the infamous handbag discarded next to you as if it was taunting you.

“Oh honey, what’s wrong?” the soft voice of your mother filled the speaker.

“I messed up,” you confessed, “I really messed up and I don’t...I don’t…”

“Take a deep breath, dear, and tell me what happened. I’m sure it can be fixed.”

“I don’t know if it can. I’m a horrible person!”

“You are not a horrible person. Now tell me exactly what happened.”

She listed carefully as a mother does while you went through moment through moment of your lash out with Shawn, up until the point where he left. “I feel terrible, Mom. This was just the one thing I had planned to do for myself and he never took into account how I would feel about this even though I constantly tell him how I feel about gift giving.”

“Sweetheart, I know you so badly want to be an independent woman and there’s nothing wrong with that. But you’re in a relationship now which means not everything you do can be independent. Think about it from his point of view: all of these things he gets you he gets out of love. He doesn’t do it because he wants you to rely on him for money, he knows you’re not with him for that and it’s probably one of the reasons he loves you so much; you treat him like a regular person. Not someone who is just a pretty face that can buy you whatever you want and get you fame. However, he is someone with money and that means he can afford these things for you. It’s not to belittle any of your accomplishments in your career or financially because we both know how supportive he is of you. It’s simply because he wants to show you he’s thinking about you and spoil you to make you happy. I know gifts aren’t one of your main love languages, but it’s definitely one of his. I bet if you had told him about this bag and how much it meant to you instead of hiding it from him, he would have never dreamed of taking it away from you. I understand your immediate frustration, but maybe think about if you’re truly upset with him about this or if you’re upset with yourself for not being able to reciprocate.”

“You’re right, Mom.”

“Of course I’m right, I’m your mother!” she let out a light hearted laugh, “But seriously, go apologize to that boy. He’s probably beating himself up over this.”

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“Are you and Dad home right now?”

“Yes, why is something wrong?”

“Can’t I just be coming over to say hello?”

“Of course you can, but I can tell by your voice that something is wrong.”

A sad smile formed on his face at the fact that even over a car speaker, his mom was still able to read him like a book. “Y/n and I got into a fight.”

“Oh no,” his mother gasped, never hearing many difficulties between the two, “What happened?”

“It’s my fault, Mom, I was being selfish,” he replied defeated, his guilty heart weighing down on him, “You know how I love to give gifts right? Well, Y/n isn’t always the biggest fan of it because she loves being independent. But I can’t help it! She’s the first person who hasn’t been overjoyed over every gift I give her and I never understand because I just want her to be happy and I know they’re things she would like so...I just don’t think! I don’t know why I can’t take a hint and just do what she wants me to do! I just want to make her happy, Mom, and feel loved and all I’ve done is annoy her and upset her!”

“Ok, before you keep going on this self-deprecated spiral, I need you to tell me what happened. And no more blaming yourself until I’ve heard everything.” So he did. And just like the conversation unfolding back at his home, his own mother listened to every word he had to say.

“From my understanding,” she began, “And I’m not saying this to try to defend you, but it sounds like she is battling some problems of her own.”

“No, you don’t understand, I wasn’t listening to her…”

“Oh will you hush! I wasn’t finished. Could you lay off the gifts and make them every once in a while? Of course. However, I believe her outburst today had something to do with some financial conflicts she is facing and maybe just an overall bad mood. You’re not perfect, obviously you need to tone down the gifts just a little bit, but you were definitely not in the full wrong here. There was no way she could have expected you to know about her intentions and plans so you can’t blame that on yourself. She definitely felt that she had to hide it from you in fear that you wouldn’t listen, which might be another issue if she believes that you aren’t willing to budge on your point of view. But you should not go beating yourself up over this! She’ll come around to her senses and you two will be fine.”

“Thank you, Mom. I hope so, I miss her already,” Shawn pouted, wishing so desperately that he was driving back home instead of away from it.

“Of course. Now I’ll make sure your room is all ready for whenever you get here and I’ll stay up to give you a big hug. How does that sound?”

“Amazing, I’ll be there in…” the sight of your name popping up on his center console broke him from his thoughts, “Wait, Mom, she’s calling me. I’ll call you back.”

“Good luck honey!”

With shaky hands, he hit answer on the phone, “Shawn?”

Even just hearing his name out of your mouth brought him comfort, “Yes? Are you ok? Did something happen?”

“No, I’m fine. I mean I’m not fine, but physically I’m fine. Anyways, I’m going to ramble so I’ll just try to say this quick before I stray too far away from what I was going to say and before I get myself even more worked up again because who knows how long…”

“Y/n,” he stopped you, knowing you would ramble on forever, “Why did you call me?”

“Please come home.” His heart nearly lept out of his chest at your words, not needing to hear anymore. “I’m so sorry, Shawn. I should never have lashed out at you and…”

“Don’t say anything else. I don’t want to do this over the phone. I love you, please don’t apologize and I’ll be home in half an hour.”

“But, Shawn…”

“I love you and I’ll see you soon.” With that he hung up the phone and sped his way back through the Toronto streets to the girl he loved most.

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The second you heard the door open you ran to launch your body into his arms, abandoning your previous post of walking holes in the floor. He gladly accepted you against him, holding you tight in his arms. “I’m so sorry,” you pleaded, new tears rimming at your eyes, “Please forgive me.”

“Shushh, we both can apologize in a second. I just want to hold you.” Shawn maneuvered the two of you back onto your bed with you in his lap, still clinging onto him for dear life. He felt your tears wetting his shirt and while it broke his heart to know you were

hurting, he hoped that being close to you for these few more moments would show that he wasn’t mad at you. After a couple minutes passed, he loosened his grasp on you, “Y/n look at me.” You did as told, revealing your tearful eyes to him. “I’m not mad at you,” he promised as he wiped your tears away, “I’m not upset with you in any way. I forgive you for whatever you feel you need to be forgiven for and I hope you can say the same with me.”

“No, you have nothing to apologize for!” you protested, “You did nothing but try to show me love and make me happy and I’m so sorry I couldn’t look past my own selfish issues. Talking with my mom made me realize that the reason I have always been so apprehensive to receiving your gifts is because I’m not at the point in my career that I thought I would be and I'm letting out my resentment at myself on you. I know how wrong that is of me and I am so sorry for it. There’s nothing wrong with you expressing your love through gifts and I can’t express how sorry I am for making you believe that you were the issue.”

“I forgive you. And I’m sorry, too. I should have talked with you about this and taken into account how you didn’t respond the same way as my friends and family when I give them things and should have taken a step back. I realize my gifts are excessive and I will work to tone them back so they are more special. I love you, Y/n. Even being away from you for an hour after a fight was too much for me to bear.”

“I love you, too. I hated being away from you more than anything.” He kissed your lips passionately, transferring every emotion he had for you into that kiss. Hands caressed your body as yours held him tighter in fear of him disappearing and neither of you wanted to relive this night ever again. “Shawn?” you whispered against his lips, receiving a hum in response, “Thank you for the bag. I can’t wait to tell everyone how my loving and thoughtful boyfriend got it for me.”

“You don’t have to, I can return it.”

“Return it? This is my dream bag and the fact that you wanted to get it for me because you could tell I wanted it means a lot even though I had the absolute worst way of showing it.”

“Stop,” he kissed you again, “I don’t want you to worry about it any longer. Let me just love on you how I had planned tonight.” And while it might not have been the way Shawn had planned the night to go, he was ending it exactly how he wanted to.

[www-artforoddballs]

Do you think you could do some headcanons involving Diavolo with a very calm, & gorgeous yet cunning GN S/O?

They are literally the definition of beauty, so much so that it’s shocking they’re actually mortal. Even the most unattractive poses on other people can effortlessly look charming on S/O, and they easily use this to their advantage.

They are extremely calm even when they are in pain, and their emotions don’t really register on their face or on their body language~

Bonus points if they’re a soft Dom who loves slowly “exploring” their partners body & are a total tease ❤️

Yandere post. Also...uh, maturity warning. Sexy stuff. You've been warned, minors: DNI

Alright, so. Here we go lol

When he first saw MC, he mistook them for an angel. He did confirm with Luci and Barbatos that they were, in fact, human.

Smitten with them right away. Very obvious puppy crush.

MC doesn't mind. Having the future King of the Devildom wrapped around their finger? Not a bad thing to have, especially as they tried to survive being there.

Dia actually does start to grow on MC to the point where they're genuinely friends, but MC does still manipulate Dia because that crush is still going strong.

Over time, the simple crush Dia had begins to turn warped and twisted...and this kicks in once he knows that he and MC are genuinely friends. After all, he knows they care about him now! It'll only be a matter of time until they declare their love for each other and be together forever!...right?

Well yes and no. They do end up dating, much to Dia's delight. He's over the moon!

MC cares about Dia as a friend, and even more than that now, but...well, they're much more independent than Dia is. So as Dia gradually becomes more and more clingy, they distance themselves. They still love him, but it's like...dude. Chill. We're dating and I formed a pact with you.

This does not make the future King happy. He's very confused and getting emotional whiplash from his darling sometimes being cold and distant, and other times being just as affectionate with him as he was with them.

MC does feel a bit bad, so they try to make it up to Dia during sex. Normally they'd tease him, and they still do, however they start being more giving, exploring Dia's body with vigor and ultimately leaving the demon lord a begging, whimpering, hickey-covered mess, before finally letting him have his way with them.

Regardless...a few weeks later, MC is out in public by themselves when they get cornered by some demons. So, to ensure survival, they fall back into old habits, not using their pact with Dia to call on him for help. Instead, they flirt and seduce.

Big mistake. Dia had been a bit paranoid about MC being unfaithful (one of their best friends is Asmodeus, who knows little to nothing for romantic loyalty), so he'd had one of his servants tail MC while they were out and about...so this encounter was reported to him, and he was LIVID.

When MC comes to visit him at the palace later that day, they're greeted by...Barbatos. This was odd, since Dia almost always tackle-hugged them as a greeting. Barbatos hadn't greeted MC since they and Dia had started dating.

Barbatos simply told MC to follow him and began walking. No explanation of what was going on and confused, MC just did what he said.

The two soon arrive in a pitch black room and Barbatos guides them through the dark and left them. Before they could register anything, they heard something slamming behind them and locking as the lights are turned on.

They were in a large, golden cage. It was comfortable enough, there were nessecary utilities such as a sink, toilet, bathtub...there was also a large, soft bed with many pillows. The bars of the cage were far apart enough to tease freedom, but close enough together that there was no way MC could escape through them.

And on top of it all, as they looked at the door to the cage, they saw Diavolo in his demonic form, tear stains on his cheeks, a mixed look of pure sadness and rage on his face.

Now MC didn't show this, of course, but they were rightfully terrified. What the hell was going on?

"How could you?" Diavolo asked after a moment of heavy silence. MC responded in a confused fashion, genuinely not knowing why Dia was so upset.

Diavolo bitterly let out a mocking laugh. "So you think you're funny?" He spat at them, before holding up pictures of MC flirting and seducing their attackers, causing MC'S eyes to widen ever so slightly in shock.

"I'll ask again..." The demon lords voice continued, before cracking, clearly broken hearted. "How could you...? You could have called me for help, but you chose this instead...? Were you just waiting for an opportunity to betray me?"

"No, I-" MC began, only to be quickly inturrupted.

"I don't want to hear your excuses...but it's okay. I'll punish you once you get used to your new room...you do like it, don't you? I hope so. You won't be leaving it often..."

Diavolo gently grabbed one of MCs hands and pulled it through the bars, kissing it adoringly.

"I'll be back soon. I need to go attend to some work...and don't think of pulling something like that to have my servants let you leave me. They know better than betraying me, which is a lesson I guess you haven't learned yet." A soft smile graced his face as he reverted back to his general form.

"I love you. I'll be back soon, I promise. If you need any food or water, just let a servant know...we'll talk when I come back."

And with that, the demon lord walked out of the room, plunging it back into pure darkness.

[dirtycccat]

the demon bros + (un)dateables  drunk

tw for drinking so if you’re not into that yeah be warned. also there’s some mentions of horniness because uhhh,,,ya know

 Lucifer

normal soft drunk

it’s neither too easy nor too hard to get him drunk

also his drink of choice is probably wine really really expensive wine

he has a pretty high tolerance but not as high as his party animal bros

since it looks like he drinks pretty often if you look at all the alcohol in his  mancave  study

it’s canon he’s a soft drunk??? which,,,, cute

but also chaotic af

i feel like he just reverts to angel lucifer? the really cute innocent baby that’s also very, very chaotic (think of lesson 37+ luci which i only saw screenshots of but still)

expect him to do a 180: if he’s a stern emotionally constipated dad sober drunk luci is basically him with 0 filters but a lot of emotion

he’ll make weird dad jokes, tell people he cares about them, ask dumb dumb questions that he thinks about daily but never voices

“ok mc but what is lol actually and why does levi say that all the time. wait why are you laughing… lots of love? ok then I send you lol”

prefers to drink with close friends and family only because he knows how he gets when drunk

will not admit it but he enjoys being able to feel so?? free and say whatever he wants since he feels like he can’t normally

Mammon

heavy weight hyper puppy

he has a pretty high alcohol tolerance probably since he’s into partying

also he knows his limits because of past experiences

but sometimes limits are made to be broken

and once they’re broken oh boy

drunk mammon is just him but hyper

or more like even more hyper

i feel like he’d become as excited as a golden retriever on redbull in the first 4 hours

dancing with everyone, making crack jokes, getting into weird situations

and then if he drinks a liiitle bit too much

he’d just break down

and cry

and be an emotional mess

which ends up in him crying over your/ his bros’ shoulder telling everyone he loves them

and then end up falling asleep

so you have to take turns carrying him to bed and make sure he’s safely tucked in with a glass of water close by

you don’t mind though since usually he makes sure you get home safe when you go drinking 

Leviathan

heavy weight emotional drunk 100%

another boy that sleeps near a bottle of alcohol so he probably drinks regularly

if you’re in your room all day it’s pretty easy to just do it since you’re safe so he does it whenever he feels like it

this jealous boy can fake being chill while sober but once you get him drunk expect tears, angry rants, yelling, semi-public mental breakdowns

you always end up having to put him into bed while he cries on your shoulder all the while you try to lift this surprisingly heavy boy into his bathtub bed

but also since he’s the most artistic of the family I bet sometimes he does art while drunk?

you once went to his room trying to return a manga you took and oh no levi is painting a 2 meters ruri mural while he’s in the nude

don’t question it it helps him concentrate

sometimes sad bitch energy mixed with alcohol equals great things

he’s also in the lowkey horny drunk category

what can you do it happens when you’re a touch starved nerd,,, all alone in your room,,, drinking

 Satan

light weight happy drunk

two glasses of wine and he’s gone

remember like all cards with satan drinking? yup he’s a happy drunk

if sober he’s like ugh partying is for nerds

drunk satan just wants to party with everyone

and vibe

he’ll invite everyone to take group shots, dance all night, do weird shit that ends up being photographed (to his next day hungover dismay)

he’s terrible at club dancing but he will be found in the middle of the dancefloor going wild

expect embarrassing dancing at first

but if you want to correct him he won’t say no to dancing with you more,,, intimately

may or may not grab your hands and start waltzing at some point though

(you think it’s great he’s so happy and free so it doesn’t matter)

  Asmodeus

heavy weight horny drunk

has the highest alcohol tolerance since he’s the party animal of the family

lmao what did you expect

drink of choice is probably devilgrammable cocktails: fun, sexy, colorful just like him

he’s the definition of babe let’s drink so we can have wilder sex

loves how oversensitive he feels while drunk??? and how his senses get overwhelmed

will moan out loud if he bumps into a table while drunk no shame, no regrets

and dance really lasciviously with whoever catches his eye

if you’re romantically involved not only will he grind into you or let you do so with him

but expect lap dances

if you surprise him with lap dances instead expect to be,,,, rewarded wink wink

but if you do something meaningful for him or give him tthoughtful compliments 

he will go into his emotional mode and literally hug you and never let go 

...and you’ll have to spend your night in his arms while he tells you all about how he thinks you’re perfect for him and how thankful he is that you’re in his life

expect some tears in those moments (that he tries to hide while you casually pretend they’re not there in the first place)

Beelzebub

 idk normal tolerance and emotional drunk

since he’s HUGE it’s probably not super easy to get him drunk but also since he doesn’t really drink much it’s not hard either

talks about issues and cries

a lot

so he doesn’t drink all that much

and only does it with his family

him and belphie always end up cuddling and falling to sleep together if they both get drunk since they are both emotional messes when alcohol is involved

and you join them too if you’re drinking with them

Belphegor

heavy weight emotional drunk but on the angry side

like his twin but he probably...drinks more?? he’s such a sad bitch I mean c’mon

like his bro he’s an emotional drunk

sad crying, angry crying, just crying

that’s him that’s what you get into if you tell him to drink with you

will get in the stabby mode if too drunk

so don’t let him drink too much if you value your and his life  

...rather cuddle him until he gets too comfy and warm and falls asleep 

works every time

Diavolo

normal tolerance sleepy drunk

is used to drinking because of social gatherings and high class etiquette but he doesn’t indulge often

since he mostly drinks with luci, barbatos and you

high key prefers sweet cocktails instead of normal fancy drinks

i bet if you took him to the club he’d want to try out the weirdest most colorful cocktails

and then make barbatos redo them

can hold his liquor but he’s still a sleepy boy? like alcohol probably calms him and he’s just so comfortable and at peace he just,,, naps with his head on your shoulder (or luci’s, or barbatos’ depends who he’s drinking with or who’s closest to him at the moment)

if he’s in the club though it’s a different story

he goes full dad mode

doing all the embarrassing dad dances but proudly

remember the meme with prince william or whatever in the club? that’s him

A+ for effort though he really becomes the life of the party

 Barbatos

heavyweight vodka aunt

doesn’t really get drunk drunk since he has to take care of diavolo 24/7

but once it’s self care day

oh boy

he turns into a single suburbian mom

you’d think he’s the sophisticated wine mom but oh no

closes all doors and windows, puts on a hot bath with scented oils, lights candles, plays soft jazz in the background

and then drinks straight liquor out of the bottle

(like that one vine)

if you’re close and drink together he’ll also talk a lot more than usual

and give you fun stories about the bois and diavolo

“mc did i tell you about the first week lucifer and his brothers came to the devildom and had to cook for themselves for the first time in their lives? lucifer did not know how an oven works and that you have to close it after you’re done cooking and almost burned the whole house of lamentation down.”

 Simeon

light weight spaced out drunk

do not give him alcohol unless you want to experience weird random xD simeon

physically he’s here, spiritually he’s astral projecting

looks the same, smiles handsomely, no change here

...but if you try talking to him he’ll say the weirdest shit like

“mc do you think that the stars know that they are loved and we watch them every day”

uh idk simeon??? what do you think???

if you’re romantically involved he will flirt shamelessly, even more shamelessly than usual 

because,,, he’s just more honest so he just says whatever

people get uncomfortable around you two and end up backing off and leaving you alone

surprising enough or not he looks like he’s also a lowkey horny drunk

ofc you can’t tell since he’s so chill all the time

but I bet you he’s horny inside hornier than asmo

Solomon

heavyweight deep drunk

this boy has done some drinking in his lifetime 

...since he has whiskey grandpa vibes

will say really out of the blue thoughtful things??? which is so not like sober solomon 

“mc you remind me of one of the people that meant the most to me they too were here for me and believed in me when no one else did and I have to thank you for that”

wow solomon that sure was random since you were talking about how cold it is outside before but thank you i guess

fakes being not drunk easily but you can tell the moment he starts speaking that he’s gone

also looks at you straight in the eyes when he talks to you

and sometimes starts giggling or blushing

which makes you go??????? solomon are you okay

[bottomvalerius]

!!!! Did i not send you bingo ask?

Bingo me: onions abouttttt Lucio :)

Ooohohoho we start off strong 👁👁 going to tag you @wiltingdecay because you also sent Lucio! ✨

I have very contradicting thoughts about Lucio LMAO I’ll just bummed point them out in relation to what I chose but:

Everyone* is wrong about him but me: IN GENERAL I greatly dislike the forced “uwu himbo king owo so sweet and loyal and just a puppy” characterization that fandom at large AND the devs have done. Lucio’s original characterization + acknowledgment of the shit he went through as a kid is the way I roll; it’s okay to be like “Morga was too harsh with him as a kid” and still acknowledge that Lucio is like. An evil little guy LMAO he’s a scum bag, he’s grimy, and it’s okay to like for those reasons LOL maybe he’s loyal but imo it’s to a toxic extent, which could be VERY fun to explore but was weirdly utilized in his upright ending imo

WASTED POTENTIAL!! He could have been such a good villain!!! Either fun and campy or like actually terrifying! Or both!!! I wanted it consistent though. The reason I think I have such a mixed bag of emotions about Lucio is because the game could not decide what to do with him, and his character suffers for it. When he charged at MC in Nadia’s route to try and kill them??? Swooning. 1000/10 do it again. Slamming Asra into the wall during the sexual seance?? Unhand them and do that to me.

The reason I write Lucio as trans is because it is 110% self projection and also T4T is holy LMAO but I do be projecting a lot on him, especially with his daddy kink I give him LMFAOO

Again, I feel like the overall fans treat him so bad, Especially the straight women of the fandom. They want him to be straight SO BAD when he loves men and wants them to crush him with their thighs lmfao

Lucio is an evil little dude full stop lmfao

Lucio is his best when he’s paired off with someone; it truly shows how pathetic he can be with him next to say like The Devil or Nadia, and his interactions with Julian are objectively funny :’)