#put lotion on

[spacedocmom]

Doctor Beverly Crusher @SpaceDocMom Space is cold. Put a sweater on. Also remember to take your medications and hydrate. Also unclench your jaw and don't forget to put lotion on that dry patch before it itches you all night tonight. emojis: black heart, blue heart, masked, spoon, pill, water cup, lotion bottle 3:09 PM · May 14, 2024

[nonranghaes]

“ooh, you smell good.” chris inhales deep, the smell of your coconut lotion strong since you just applied it. he’s curled his arms around you, hugging you from behind as he sneaks a little kiss against the side of your neck. “you gonna share?”

its silly, but its the moments like this that you live for the most. sharing lotion with your partner, who thanks you and rubs it into his own skin with this giddy grin on his face. he steals so much of your things since moving in together: body wash, lotion, shampoo… all things he happily replaces without complaint.

“sometimes i think you’re obsessed with smelling like me,” you muse aloud while you continue to get ready for bed.

he says nothing at first. “you…” he pokes your back for emphasis, “you stole my cologne first.” he’s still grinning when you look at him, confident he’s won whatever conversation this is.

because he’s right: you ‘stole’ (was happily given upon request, actually) a bottle of his cologne when you had to go away for a work thing, before the two of you started living together.

“so,” he says, “this is just payback.”

you just roll your eyes. this just means war from here on out: you’ll start stealing his things, too. just to get him back and see that cheeky smile.

[mdglc]

Moisturizing is sooooo important! 🔥😈

[forestgreenlesbian]

funny how art can make the most mundane & thankless tasks meaningful eg i have said before how i think of that danusha lameris worm poem every time i empty the compost. lately whenever i have to put lotion on i think of ross gay writing about coconut oil and how if you let it then moisturising yourself can become moisturising the baby you and, in that, loving the baby you when it is often so hard to love the person you see in the mirror now

[hood-ex]

Idk how the bats are just out there living life day after day with their various injuries. I've got blisters on my palms, a hurt back, and cracked and bleeding knuckles, and I'm just lying on my hot pad like nope not doing anything else for the rest of the night. Staying in bed. Trying not to move or aggravate any wounds. Peace out Girl Scout.

Meanwhile, Dick's got a fucked up arm and bruises all over, and he's like I'm going to put on my tight suit, and I'm going to get even more injuries to put on top of the ones I already have. Like bro your body hates you.

[moonchild-in-blue]

Guys. Do you think the eepies make doodles with the body paint when they're putting it on/taking it off? Cus I was thinking about it, and I would 100% get real silly.

In the case of Vessel, since he's half nakey anyways, do you think they use him as a human chalkboard? As such:

[bumblingbabooshka]

St Voyager Memes: Tuvok sitting in the corner of the mess hall always reading and always alone is so y/n of him

[sapphicsnzs]

someone coming home after holding back their sneezes all day just wanting to let their nose go. of course their partner coaxes out all the sneezes and takes care of their sweet nose while the sneezer gets to enjoy finally letting it all out

[nianeyna]

got a free sample of some body lotion which has a scent that is described as "thoroughly masculine" on the packaging. in practice this apparently means it smells kinda like cedar. which is fascinating to me, because as far as I know the practice of putting cedar wood blocks in with your clothes is not gendered, but I guess cedar-scented lotion is? is it just that when it comes to scents anything that's not explicitly girly is manly by default?? or what? I'm thinking way too deeply about this probably

[madame-mongoose]

@oobbbear he is very confused

[bunnyrafe]

babydoll comes out of the shower and rafe traps her in his arms and sniffs for her at least ten minutes.

[pegging-satan]

Chuuya and Kunikida, with 500 skincare products each, looking on horrified at Dazai washing his face with dish soap because his singular bar of soap ran out, and then slathering some body lotion on his face, all in five seconds and calling it a day

[how-masterful]

Alright who's going to be the first person to say anything about attracting Miguel O Hara with that spider attracting body lotion

[brattybottombunny]

i just got out of the shower and im thinking about asking my girlfriend to help me put some lotion on my back, vanilla scented of course. their big hands run across my shoulders and down my spine, gently massaging the lotion into my skin. im humming with pleasure, sighing dreamily as their thumbs work into the knots in my back. a few minutes pass and i feel their hands start to move to the front of my body, over my chest, not quite on my tiddies yet. i attempt a weak protest…“no baby, i only needed help with my back, i can do the front of my body…” but they just smile and reach for more lotion. both of their hands cup my breasts, the pretense of working the lotion into my soft skin fading away as they start to tweak my nipples with more force. i sigh again, leaning into their body as their hands continue to run over my body. a few torturous moments later, their hands slip between my legs and i can’t help but moan at their finger just barely brushing over my clit. a few swipes across the sensitive bud and my knees are almost weak, buckling against them behind me. i can feel the rumble of laughter in their chest “i thought you didn’t need anymore help doll.” i return their giggle as they guide me to the bed, pushing me gently onto my back and starting to tower over me. their knee slots between my soft thighs and i moan before their lips capture mine, turning the moan into a sigh…i know im in for a long night as their mouth pulls from mine and finds my now sensitive nipples and their one hand firmly against the soft curve of my hips. i know soon i’ll be wet all over again and not just from my shower…

[napping-sapphic]

spent too much time in the sun today and now it’s just like you mean i have to put on aloe by MYSELF? wash off all the grime by MYSELF?? get some water and make a snack and get the bed all comfy ALL BY MYSELF?? just so i can go to sleep all ALONE??? with NO ONE here to hold me or cover me in every blanket i own??literally so offensive😤

[tj-crochets]

Hey y'all! Weird question time again. If I was carrying a not-very-heavy plastic bag and the part of it that touched my wrist left a raised, red welt, that's like...not a thing that normally happens, right?