#putting this on my vision board

[bacchuschucklefuck]

they tried to rebrand as The Criminals but riz is literally the city council's treasurer and also turns out people in their late 20s don't really name their friend groups. so now they're The Intrepid Heroes

[cerealmonster15]

i want jamiazu + idikei to go on a double date so badly i think the vibes would be So Very Turbulent

[demi-pixellated]

🌻Blade Breaker II & The Rose Noble🌹 - Power Couple of New Fodlan -

I am SO EXCITED to show my full piece for Sunflower, A Leonie zine. What a beautiful book, with all it’s fantastic merch, and I’m so glad I got to be apart of it and show my fav cavalry girl all the love she deserves!! Thank you to everyone who supported the zine, but if you missed out the first time around, don’t sweat it! Sunflower is now having it’s leftover sale!! 🌻 Pick Up A Copy Here 🌻

[psymachine]

an episode where the rest of the gang thinks macdennis broke up again because they've hardly seen them together lately -- except that neither of them seems upset. if anything, macdennis seem happier and more focused than usual.

horrified, dee, charlie, and frank each come up with a goal (or work together on a shared goal?) they can't BELIEVE they didn't accomplish before mac and dennis developed a functional friendship.

as their schemes spin out of control, they only run into mac OR dennis a few times: always alone, always eager for them to leave, strangely immune to the entropy of the episode.

defeated, the rest of the gang begrudgingly returns to paddy's to congratulate the two of them -- and to demand an explanation for how they were suddenly mature enough to fix their fucked-up relationship. they walk in on mac blowing dennis behind the bar instead.

after much confusion, it comes out that the reason macdennis have been in such a good mood lately is NOT because they've matured into a healthy friendship.

it's because they started hooking up a few weeks ago and have both been getting their dicks sucked on the regular ever since. in fact, most of the times the gang ran into one of them alone before, the other had actually been caught blowing him, just off-screen.

the rest of the gang ignores most of that and triumphantly dunks on macdennis since they HADN'T actually developed a healthy friendship after all! if anything, it's worse! the rest of them still have A TON of time to accomplish those goals from earlier. they should relax with some beers!

mac and dennis have no idea what they're talking about the entire time. dennis is actually kind of offended they didn't make a bigger deal out of him fucking mac now--

he migrates up to the bar anyway, accepts a beer and drinks it on the stool next to mac's while the rest of the gang debriefs on this week's shenanigans.

[bigforeheadbaddie]

i’m supposed to be working rn so 🤫 but dear lord hear me when I say that I want an older girlfriend who is a jessica biel clone 🧎🏻‍♀️

[kristailine]

After Tekken 8, I can confirm that I'm indifferent with Reina

But her waistline is so snatchedt, body goals fr. She gets me inspired to stick to my fitness goals lol

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[diseaseriddencube]

remembered that human Alastor wore glasses and I'm kinda thinking that's the fic I should write, just a serial killer going to the optometrist 😍

[boxwinebaddie]

THE NEW PINTEREST BOARDS..??!?!? OMGGGG NINAAA UR SPOILING USS

long live ( literally ) sexy ginger lavish lestat de lioncourt vampire king succubus jersey and also very sexy emo tortured haunted manic panic red virgin scary vampire hunter raven doing down horrendous homoerotic music video things in front of everyone <3 xx MWAH ;)

[pleckthaniel]

can i talk about frankie from community for a minute. woman ever

[unopenablebox]

jesus fucking christ it's good to have a contract though

[chplatoon]

where do I see myself in 5 years? well finally hitting directs with a blaster for starters

[torgawl]

do you think part of the reason diluc still struggles with his resentment towards kaeya is because kaeya is more like what crepus wished diluc to be? crepus was so proud of diluc for his accomplishments as a knight and lived his dream through him as well and we know how much crepus' approval meant for diluc, more than any title or doing. i sometimes wonder if diluc feels hurt knowing that kaeya gets to live the equivalent to his past life as a knight as if nothing happened when he had to make sacrifices for his own peace of mind and sense of justice. i wonder if that's what pains him the most, not the fact kaeya ommited the truth about his past for so many years but having felt like he was the only one who cared to do something regarding his father's death and who showed any sense of uprightness when confronted with the knights' request to cover their mistake and negligence. i always think about how diluc might have felt like everything was a lie and his sense of betrayal. but maybe that didn't matter as much as having the support of his brother and someone he could share his pain with would have mattered. maybe the worst thing wasn't what kaeya did but what he didn't do; maybe it was never about his actions but the lack thereof.

[mademoisellesarcasme]

sometimes you just gotta break out your own power tools and do something tangible and the world feels a tiny bit more manageable.

[chisatowo]

I only have correct opinions

[relicsongmel]

POV: you're Dena and your favorite teacher is trying to cover up the fact she's fucking your mom

[lonesome-pear]

Why do English teachers always ask so many questions I can’t answer because my only answers are too personal for someone who knows my name and has seen my face. Like. What or who gives me comfort? My girlfriend, but I can’t say that bcz I’m gay and my parents are homophobic. If I wasn’t afraid I would do what? Come out to my parents but I can’t say that bcz the teachers might (accidentally) out me and my parents are homophobic. Where do I feel safest? In the music room because my music teacher isn’t homophobic. What do I like about my job? I hate my job but I can’t say that because I don’t have other options. Shockingly not because of homophobia. What do I believe in? Not god, but I can’t say that because my parents are conservative Christians. Like stop asking me these things, I’m only willing to answer them under an online alias where finding who I am offline isn’t worth the effort