#python d

[internationalrecruiter]

[nexttimeisnotthesame]

⋆⁺₊❅. ⋆⁺₊❅.

[froget-me-nots]

deskpet mikey :)

[nightshade-aurora]

Ok so y'all have probably seen this ad for dice giveaways all over Tumblr

That footage of pouring the dice like that isn't theirs. It's from an old tiktok that was reposted to r/196 a good while ago. I couldn't find the video on the author's profile, but I have it downloaded from when I found it on Reddit.

The context of the dice pouring in the actual skit only makes the ad funnier tbh

[yonderghostshistories]

That quote felt very Graham-coded, so I made this :))

[gomzdrawfr]

On that mark about 'Behave'...

Raven possible, I know not her anger and words, but...

'You fucking dog!' as she's moving to cut down an enemy.

How would that go 😊

Price is gone HDJSJDHSH that man will be staring at her in mild surprise before he excuses himself to fix something between his legs HDHDHS

Great question about her anger, *cracks knuckles* yap below

See the way I write Raven is she’s someone who rarely gives in to anger, part of it is the training she’s got and the tolerance she built up for things that would piss most people off (ya standard operative/soldier stuff). It’s not that she doesn’t feel the anger though, she does, often in full force, but she’s better at compartmentalized it, shoving it into a box and slamming it into the back of her head where it can’t interfere with her focus.

But the thing about that kind of control is that it doesn’t make the anger go away. It builds and builds, and when the right (or unfortunate) situation or person pushes her too far, that box will break.

It starts small, changes in her body language that is almost hard to describe but not impossible to miss, like her eyes turning sharper and cold. There’s no shouting, no dramatic screaming, just this….heavy, ice-cold intensity that kinda makes you go “ah shit I fucked up”

The next is if she gives a verbal warning, you’re basically 80% fucked. It’s quiet but it’s packed with weight. A few words, just baaaarely restrained, enough to put the fear of God into anyone who was stupid enough to cross her.

When she’s fully snapped, her anger isn’t chaotic, it’s quite the opposite. Somehow it’s precise and sharp, because when she was brooding before she breaks she was already calculating “a few” ways to “deal” with the unfortunate dickhead. She was just waiting for an excuse to do it. She’ll aim for damage, not ending, she’ll make sure they regret everything with whatever pain she inflicted which will carry on for days, depending on how fucked the person is.

“You fucking dog”

yeah, I can picture her spewing that in a way like she’s smacking a mosquito away like a nuisance.

Can’t really blame Price for going bonkers since this is Raven that is well, Raven, and it’s as feral as it is controlled. A primal instinct? To be proud and mesmerized by the sheer display of force that is usually contained. There’s just this glint in her eyes that really makes Price goes “damn that’s my wife” XD

Raven: *obliterates someone for speaking ill of Price*

Price: well mark me down as scared and horny-

[nexttimeisnotthesame]

45 | ∞   JJP random gifs *.*

[ritz-stimzz]

×💚 🌈 💚 × 🌈 💚 🌈 × 💚 🌈 💚×

[9ine9ine9ine6ix]

ngl if bts' comeback doesn't involve

-RM having to retcon some timelines

-Taehyung finding some way to die or gravely wound himself but maybe he's also a demon

-Seokjin catching on via hints from universe-bending flowers

-Yoongi burning something down

-Jungkook bawling his eyes out OR existing in some purgatory state

-Jimin dancing to distract himself from everything

-Hobi trying to figure out the demon thing alleged earlier

-Hooded figures looming in the background, and

-English vocabulary words written on parts of the background set

then i don't want it

[elijones94]

🐍 Young Tarzan mistook a snake for a vine! 🌴🐾

[yonderghostshistories]

Graham Chapman in a (tv and/or film and/or stage and/or radio and/or etc) version of the Oscar Wilde play “The Importance of Being Earnest” would have been ✨ICONIC✨ actually

Look, my boy Gray played Ozzie Wilde-o in MPFC and SLAYED in the role (and in lipstick 💄 🫦) fr 💅💅

(link to the sketch in question)

SO COULD THE UNIVERSE PLEASE LET MY BOY GRAY BAE PLAY A CHARACTER IN THAT PLAY FOR REAL 😤✊ (in an AU at least)

like

(some picture propaganda for why I think Gray would’ve been absolutely great as either Jack Worthing or Algernon Moncrieff in TIoBE. Like come ooooonnnn, bro’s already got the Late Victorian Era Swag™️ like AAAAHHH-)

PLEASE??!?!?

Also link to the (imo very nice) trailer for the NT Live version of “The Importance of Being Earnest”, which will come out on 20th February in the UK!

[lazzarella]

Ummmm. My tumblr backup has been downloading for 7 hours, is currently at 130GB and is not showing signs of slowing down. IDK if I even have room for it on my HD or if I'll be able to download it before I go to bed :\

Has anyone successfully downloaded theirs?? I managed for my sideblog but that has barely any posts and they're mostly text

[chernobog13]

John Cleese as the maître d' and Terry Jones as the infamous Mister Creosote, from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1983).

The first time I saw this scene, especially watching nauseous people running out of the theatre, I laughed so hard I thought I pooped myself.

[silent-sentinels]

well. woke up. too worried to go back to sleep. too sleepy to do anything else. we'll be here i guess hgghf

[youngpoetthomasthorne]

Goodness! Today was exciting! Today I sat with a different DM, a very lovely lady, I played with her last time, and she let me pick a "personality"!

It was a plastic gem-shaped trinket that was used to represent Thomoras on the board, I went with a periwinkle color. I'm planning on collecting a few more of these "personalities".

We went to a fae town in a swamp, tasked to defend the lovely Lady Harvest as she preformed a sacred ritual. Thomoras was head over heels for her! They even bought her a gift, some lovely shoes, and one of my teammates gave him a brooch that can turn into flowers, which Thomoras also offered her. She rejected the shoes, accepted the brooch, and informed Thomoras she's already involved with someone. Why must I always be spurned!

I offered the shoes to the teammate that gave me the brooch. She gladly accepted! They weren't Thomoras' size anyway.

I also got to show off my lovely dice bag today!

The worst part of the day was this one moment where I got a bit excited at something that was happening in the game, the table was staring at me a bit for my reaction. However when I explained I was just excited the DM did something really sweet! I don't wish to go into specifics, but it made me quite happy!

Oh, and at one point a bumblebee fell asleep in my lap!

Last time I was also informed that I was allowed to pick an uncommon item, to which I chose a staff of the python. I named my snake Slitherz the fourth. Don't ask me about his name, it came to me in a dream.

Quite literally. I dreamt I hae the body of a crab, and as I was walking across the beach, a snake walked- slithered, rather, up to me and introduced himself as Slitherz the fourth "with a zed". He was a lovely snake, we had a quick chat about the weather, and when he slithered off he said "Until monday, Thomoras!" and so I knew it must be.

[belphegor1982]

If the answer is 42, then what's the question?

I still don't know about THE question, but in this particular case at least the question is "so how old is that dork again now?" :D