#queefs

[namekian-maoh]

✨ Moon ☄️

[thequeefmaster49]

[drmonkeysetroscans]

Yes, and stop farting.

[deathofacupid]

creep!nerd!jo, but he's not all sweet and innocent. actually, he's far from it. creep!nerd!jo who's a creep.

admiration, bordering on downright obsession. except, it's not bordering, it is.

creep!nerd!jo, who's your best friend. he doesn't want to see you hurt, never. so, think of it like he's protecting you — especially when he's playing dumb, consoling you when your shitty date from last night, he suddenly went missing.

god, you were so freaked out. in fact, you still had the ticket stub from yesterday. he takes it from you. for safe-keeping. out of sight, out of mind, creep!nerd!jo tells you.

oh, speaking of, the plastic coffee cup — the one you threw out, after finishing — he has it, too. silly, you! you didn't recycle it. he has it in the back of his closet, in a little shoebox with your ticket stub. creep!nerd!jo just hasn't had time to dispose of it properly.

you think creep!nerd!jo's so sweet. he offered to do your dirty laundry the other day. actually, he found a pair of panties with a hole in them. he felt bad, so he put it in the shoebox, until he can replace it. think of it as a surprise gift!

you left a hair tie at creep!nerd!jo's once. he wears it on his wrist all the time, hidden under his long-sleeved sweater vests, just in case you ever need it. of course, you don't know he has it. he's sure you'll be more amazed when it comes out of the blue.

creep!nerd!jo's got a habit of moving where you put your things. whenever you go back to find them, you always look so confused. he can't help it! it's cute. besides, he loves the extra interaction he gets when you ask him if he's seen it, to which he let you know. and, every time, you smile, "what would i do without you?" he doesn't even want to think about that; good thing he's here to protect you.

everything creep!nerd!jo does is smart, it's in his nature. it's not your fault your brain doesn't work at the same pace as his. but, it's okay! that's what he's here for, right? somebody has to be the intelligent one in this relationship.

and, aw, would you look at that? creep!nerd!jo's collection is growing.

tagging my sweet @jeonwiixard! also, let me know if you want to be added to a permanent taglist!

[pocketgalaxies]

matt: that's a natural 20. so we're toying with some critical rolls here

everyone: whoa

travis: i feel like we don't say it very often

marisha: we say everything else but the name of our company

liam: but we've said "shiver and queef" 73 thousand times

[okayfabeon]

[fizzie-frog]

These little things were ready to throw paws for Fizz.

[miifu666]

"With each steps, she bellows with Laughter"

"This vessel isn't equipped for me to get intoxicated, Monkey"

"Is that a challenge, my dear?"

With a smirk, the monkey king planned to create his own alcohol. Consist of many fruits of poison that the earth and heaven have to offer, fermented for months before giving it to Suklha.

How bad would a Drunk Suklha be?

Gruesome, actually. she terrorized a nearby village with riddles, brutally whacking them when none could answer and mistook a basecamp of a military as an invasion. Committing genocide with laughter while holding the poison Wukong created thats known as Gu (蛊)

The only reason she stopped was because Wukong threw himself at her, tried to turn himself small and get inside her but she stopped him first. Whipped him away like a fly, she felt bad enough that she stopped to apologize.

"Cmon, monkey, join me! Lets dance to the heavens!"

Artwork ©️ Miifu666

[namekian-maoh]

I love when Fizz actually looks happy on screen 💚

[hellsiteneurodivergent]

yall know whats SEVERELY underrated ??? doing skincare w a boy <3 putting face masks on each other and giggling because they dont quite fit but you both looks so silly its adorable <3

making out w a boy w the same lip moisturizer on <3

putting on little heart acne patches like theyre stickers and then we put actual stickers on top <3

washing each others faces and flicking water at each other playfully until were both drenched and laughing so hard our stomachs hurt <3

skincare w a boy <333

[irlnorthshaw]

maturing is realising that other teams exist outside of the supa strikas lens. like… let me give you an example. you need to understand how exciting it is to imagine the other teams going through their own hijinks. whether it’s internally, ala “heels over head” with skarra overcoming his injuries in “perfect match” or externally w each other.

imagine how hilarious THAT would be!!!!

other teams commencing psychological torture onto each other. like forget the supa strikas guys, how will iron tank use espionage against invincible united??

technicali (by technicali, i mean john j johnson jr) pissing their pants whenever they travel to feratuvia

insert toni verne laughing at grimm’s whole “ahead of the game” scam thinking he could’ve gotten away w it better

orion taking advantage of the lunar cycles and the tides to somehow beat hydra fc

inyo, without a fail, successfully manipulating invincible united JUST because the team already has trust issues

“how did you pull that one off, coach inyo?” “to be frank, they did most of the work. i just had to send an email.”

sultans and hydra fighting over who pulls off the dome stadium concept better

ever since “klaus on inspection” i truly wonder what kind of dynamic iron tank has w invincible united bc i would argue they are both the most offensive, on AND off the court. i can definitely picture skarra calling out uber on natter over his smelly b.o.

who does capitalism better? cosmos or the sultans?? sorry buddy watkins got nothing on THE sheikh!!!

A CONTINUATION OF “GREETINGS FROM SUNNY FERATUVIA” WHERE IRON TANK ALSO HAS TO EXPERIENCE THE GRIMM FANS’ INSANE SABOTAGE. except this time, there is a whole lot more yelling

i love these so much, please guys leave ur own headcanons and scenarios for this!!! why wait for a season 8 when we can combine our brain power to make up spin-off episodes abt the other teams!!!!

moonbug… please… more cross-team episodes… please please save me… save me other teams

[mushyfart]

GUYS I promise my reanimator posting hasn't ended

[thequeefmaster49]

Queef here!

[nonbinary-gaydonweaver]

this would do numbers. somewhere

[mychlapci]

you saw how easily cybertron's crust opened up for the miners in tfone? what if theyre digging around in primus' pussy. the reason they have to brace up the walls is because primus' pussy keeps spasming and they cant risk having him clench down when theyre inside. and the energon veins are lubricant glands or something.

[vespermyotis]

cornelius hickey and his eleven cannibal mutineer girlfriends