#Queefs

[namekian-maoh]

✨ Moon ☄️

[drmonkeysetroscans]

Yes, and stop farting.

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: A NICKNAME THAT MY PARENTS GAVE ME BECAUSE WHEN I WAS LITTLE I COULDN'T PRONOUNCE MY NAME CHRIS. I PRONOUNCED IT "QUEEFED" DMV: QUEEF, VULGAR TERM Verdict: DENIED

[rijinks]

h/c fizz content

[pocketgalaxies]

"are you cold? you're shivering"

[brewed-pangolin]

Simon 'fucks you until you queef' Riley

Johnny 'fucks you until you queef' MacTavish

Kyle 'fucks you until you queef' Garrick

John 'fucks you until you queef' Price

Queefing is normal. It's hot. It's sexy. And we need to embrace it!

[babybluebanshee]

Most Fizzrolli posts: wholesome Fizzmodeus stuff, cute gifsets, adorable fanart of him rekindling his relationship with Blitzo, screaming about the scene with the deaf imp child, in-depth analysis about the beauty of Fizz breaking away from his abuser, tense speculation that something bad might happen to him now that Mammon is pissed at him and everyone in Hell knows he and Ozzie are an item Me: Fizz's albino pet with the mobility aid is named Banana Pudding because he has magical feet that makes Fizzarolli feel better.

Thank you for reading Blue's Patented Pointless Headcanon!

[rainycloudson]

kitsch at the gate

[theehorsepusssy]

Country music people better up their game, cuz the A.I. machines are doing it better.

[my-dark-lord]

Vox: Watcha got there..? Valentino: *petting Queef* A smoothie.

[namekian-maoh]

I love when Fizz actually looks happy on screen 💚

[loamington]

I CANT BELIEVE I HAVE THE FOLLOWERRRRRS 🗣‼️

IM JIMMY FALLON UR JOHN OLIVERRRRRRR 💪😤

[amariesweetxx]

Who wants me to sit on their lap...?🤤

[pocketgalaxies]

[destiny-doodles]

Love this precious baby girl 💖

[mogwaei]

Giving tumblr a big side eye and edging toward the door. Every time i open this damn app I see several posts about people gatekeeping Astarion and Karlach romances. I'm not fucking digging it lads. I think I'll refrain from posting my romance art here because people can't behave themselves.