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#queer shitpost
existennialmemes · 11 months
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In addition to Rainbows, the following phenomena are now Gay:
Solar Eclipses
Lunar Eclipses
The Aurora Borealis
Thunderstorms
Sunsets
Sunrises 
Shooting Stars 
The Rings on Saturn 
I will not be taking questions, thank you
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shadowistrans · 1 year
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The Thing has some massive gay signaling like cmon those guys definitely explored each other’s bodies and not just cause of the existential horrors
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kaplisdb · 8 months
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I'm queer in whatever way makes you angriest
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stickthisbig · 7 months
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Sometimes I think about whether I should reconsider not wanting top surgery
Then I remember I wouldn't get to touch big titties whenever I wanted, and I just can't take that hit
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leebrontide · 8 months
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80s era trans icon Moonglow of the Rainbow Kingdom.
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Made some silly little posters for my silly little mental health (some variations under the cut).
The audience for this is made up of one person; me.
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adeerprince · 14 days
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My collection of Alison Bechdel comics sits on a hanging rope shelf over my bed and I get moments where I’m afraid it’s gonna fall and hit me in the head while I’m sleeping
I guess I better watch out for these dyk-
These dykes I’m watching out-
They weren’t lying, they really are dykes to watch out fo-
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anothergaystoner · 9 months
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My username implies two things 1) either you are also a gay stoner or 2) your surrounded by gay stoners and I’m just another one
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translesbianvampire · 11 months
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being lesbian is kinda gay tbh :/ any1 think abt that? that's a podcast right there ngl
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arkdiesel · 2 years
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Asterix is a trans man and he is in a querrplatonic relationship with Obelix
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ace-bard · 1 year
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Kink at pride is good, cus crowds and cell service can get pretty bad so putting your partner on a leash is really just a safety precaution so you don't lose eachother
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existennialmemes · 7 months
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I'm here, I'm
✨🏳️‍🌈 Queer 🏳️‍🌈✨
And I make Lesser Gods
Quiver in Fear
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shadowistrans · 1 year
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Trans ppl come out and suddenly, “just got into the Sonic franchise”, as if they haven’t secretly been fans of it for years
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socks-talks · 10 months
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i am eating FRUIT FLAVORED CANDY. this is considered HOMOSEXUAL CANNIBALISM.
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cryptid-wizard · 2 years
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Consider this, if I end up a ghost I will haunt one of my buddies so they end up starting a cult with me as object of worship and we will become a successful queer cult and I will haunt bigots and people who wrong my worshippers. Call me the holy queer ghost. I haunt your homophobic relatives, transphobic teachers, aphobic assholes. You tell me and I haunt them. It will be fun.
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skisc · 10 months
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gen z is only 20% gay. we need to be more gay
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