JACKASS BF HEADCANNONS!!!
warnings: none, sfw <3
I’ve had these in the drafts for so long but my twitter moot mentioned hcs which inspired me to post these, enjoy!
Chris
goofy ahh
you guys r always giggling about dumb shit
annoying everyone bc you guys do NOT SHUT UP AROUND EACHOTHER ur so giggly all the time
he doesn't care:)
WILL PLAY GUITAR FOR YOU SHSJKSKS
even if he's just messing around you love listening to him
he loves how excited you get when he plays for you, his smile is so cute AAAA <33
late night walks
tackle hugs !!
squeezes you to death and does the lil spinny thing when hugging
always followed by forehead kissies
pinches ur cheeks n shit
just the gigglest relationship ever
he just always smiles around you :)) he can't help it
lets you play with his hair
he loves it
you brush it for him, and braid it sometimes
he is so thankful and makes sure to tell you how pretty his hair looks now
not that it needed your help at ALL
always cuddlin
you love watching him do bits
and he loves having you on set
never seen a man so proud of his s.o. being there to witness his boys do silly things to his ding ding
he comes over to you after every one to see if you thought it was funny or not
just like this :D
assuring him that you did think it was funny
calling him party boy affectionately
and calling him chrissy :))
he calls you 'y/n bug' :"")
also has silly nicknames for you for sure based on inside jokes
would still think you are just as beautiful if you hadn't showered in a month and were wearing a garabge bag
this is so specific but I just picture him to make a lil flower crown for you :")
Bam
known each other since you were kids
always hung out with him and the cky gang growing up
corny friends to lovers bullshit when you get older
being his personal nurse when he wipes out
acts like he hates it in front of the guys
loves it
obvi calling him bammy, bambi, bam bam
calling him brandon occasionally to piss him off
bam is a pouty whiny BITCH
he just wants ur attention!!
will not hesitate to grab your hand in public when someone flirts with you
ur his >:-( !!!
buys you jewelry, clothes, shit whatever ur lil heart desires
going to concerts together
money is not an object when it comes to making you happy
does not appreciate it when the guys mess with you on set
he gets very aggressive
"bam its okay it was funny pls calm down" "no its not okay these dickheads need to leave you alone!!!" all POUTYYY
wearing his clothes
he thinks you're so beautiful when you do and makes sure you know
doing his eyeliner
laying on his chest when you sleep, him scratching your head gently <3
rubs your back when you hug him
calls u "my girl" AAAA
matching tats ofc
matching outfits sometimes too
loves buying you new clothes for you to model for him
he just thinks you're so pretty <3
april and phil just love you
Johnny
he calls you so so many sweet names
I think it's his love language
doll, darlin', punkin, sweetheart, etc
"how was your day, doll?"
he's so flirty with you
he never stopped flirting with you even after you became official
king of romance
would take you to the rodeo or some shit
does that whistle thing when you enter a room lookin all dolled up
"now who's this pretty lil thing?"
loves getting you embarrassed by flirting with you in front of people
loves to hold your waist
prefers that you don't watch his really dangerous stunts, he doesn't want you to be scared :"(
he thinks you're beautiful no matter what, but cannot deny that he LOVES when you wear his favorite dress and do your hair really nice
"you know just what to do to drive a man wild, darlin'"
you love wearing his pink jackass cardigan
I feel like he would really enjoy you wearing red lipstick so he can mess it up later
SITTING IN HIS LAP
in front of the guys too he doesn't give a fuck
he babies you a lot
you are his whole world
singing songs together in the car !!
Ryan
simply the sweetest bf ever
arm around you always
"hun" :")
so many forehead kisses
both of u being adopted by april
I just feel like he'd be very comforting, and the best to have deep, late night convos with
will never judge you for anything (make jokes? oh definitely. never judgemental tho)
cuddly asf
would affectionately do that head rub hair messing up thing?? (there's a word for that i just can't think of it)
always there to calm you when you’re stressed or scared, in any way you need
“shh it’s ok I’m here” “I’m not going anywhere hun” and hugs and forehead kisses and shit awwwww
loves hugs
he’s such a gentle lover, I don’t know how else to put it. He’s just so sweet and caring and soft n shit
he would do anything to put a smile on your face
if one of the guys tried to mess with you? he will punch the shit out of them seriously
you are ry’s world ok!!!!
you and him are absolutely best friends
never the arguing type. if there’s a problem you’re gonna sit down and talk about it. he’s an amazing listener and always understands your side of things. of course lots of huggin and cuddlin after the fact :)
he babies the shit out of you
I picture him to always bring you little gifts/trinkets to show his love. like if he was filming out of town he’d bring you back something cool he found at a thrift store or gift shop, or maybe a cool rock he found on the side of the road.
i also picture him to wanna buy you cute stuff too like necklaces, but random cool items are a staple in this relationship!
always wearing his shirts
I picture him to kiss u a LOT. he’s leaving the room for a sec? gotta kiss that cheek. you’re watching a movie? soft kisses on the forehead. going on a walk? kisses your hand while holding it.
Steve-O
calls u babe
respectful king
shows you off at any opportunity
romantic asf
flower petals in your bedroom n shit type romantic
helping him with his elaborate bullshit ideas
partners in crime honestly
matching fits type cheesy
prank wars with eachother
thinks you are an angelic being and deserve the highest of respect and praise
adopting pets together :)) and being pet parents :))
going on trips and vacations together as often as possible!
I can’t even fathom how he would react if someone disrespected you oh god
it would be so ugly
they are absolutely destroyed
if you’re ever feeling insecure, he ain’t having that bullshit
worship!!!!!!
he’s gonna go on and on and on about how drop dead gorgeous and wonderful you are and kiss the shit out of you
you better not dare say anything negative about yourself in his presence, he will give you an ear full so fast
you are a god to him
he definitely buys you jewelry n shit
and cute lil outfits
and compliments the shit out of you in them obvi
“damnn baby you look so good in that”
HANDSY SO HANDSY
hands to yourself has no meaning to him (obviously unless you told him to stop! he’d never wanna make you uncomfy)
Dave
SO SO SWEET!
calls you things like “love” n “sweetheart”
squishes ur cheeks n shit
hugs from behind !!!!
corny ass dates like going to a diner and having a milkshake with two straws
you both baby eachother
comforting him after gnarly stunts
petting and kissing him
if you ever need comfort he will pet and kiss you too
always has an arm around you
loves being close to you!
he is such a kind and loving bf
would never ever want you to be sad and will do anything it takes to prevent it
ehren third wheeling on trips n shit
you have the best times together when it’s you 3! always giggling
but it’s even better when ehren leaves and it’s just the two of you, sharing sweet loving moments where nothing else matters, just you two together, in warm embrace :)
your chemistry is just so good, that it’s almost like you speak a foreign language sometimes to the other guys. no one gets eachother like you do, even if it may not make sense to others
I think he would love playing with your hair
and just holding you
and doing both at the same time actually
he is just the kindest ever and it’s always so considerate of you.
best listener. you could really rant to him for hours and he’s gonna give you his full undivided attention and comfort.
also great advice too I feel. I think all around he’d be amazing to talk to
never ever ever ever judgemental. ever
loves you to death !!!
Ehren
he is baby
you wear the pants in this relationship and that’s cool with him
I picture you two to have met on set. you had been costars for a while. while everyone was making ehren the butt of a joke, you just never participated. If ehren and dave weren’t partnering up for stunts, it was typically you and ehren. you made a great duo, being the underdogs of the jackass crew. you understood eachother and had a great bond. you eventually confessed your feelings to one another one night while you were hanging out at his place.
he was completely shocked
he thought you were far too beautiful and lovely and cool to want someone like him
you assure him he is acting silly
he was so giddy and smiley, and you could practically feel his butterflies secondhand when you leaned in to kiss him
been together ever since
like I said ehren is baby
little spoon energy
he worships the ground you walk on bc he thinks he doesn’t deserve you
you have to reassure him that you absolutely adore him
he loves holding your hand
I picture him to always smile at you the same way he did in the honeymoon phase forever
he’s all yours, he’s such a sucker for you
separation anxiety like a mf
you stay with a friend for a weekend and the second you come home he’s tackling you with hugs, he’s so excited to see you :)))
he would lay his head in your lap and have you scratch his head while watching movies on the couch
he thinks you are the most wonderful person on this planet and will never fail to remind you of how proud he is of you and all you’ve achieved
I picture him to write you little love notes n shit which are so thoughtful and meaningful but with cute little spelling mistakes sprinkled in (how do I spell gorjus headass)
takes anniversaries and v day and all that shit so seriously and WILL go all out
always your choice of food and activities on those days, he lives to please you
a little bit of a jealous type (maybe a lot a bit)
you’ll always reassure him though
sweetest baby ever I love him
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I guess like every space of work always overwork and expect crazy deadlines...
Yes, it’s time as society that we change this lmao.
I'm sorry you have so much pressure to complete assignment in such a short time !
I feel like maybe for someone more experienced, it would have been reasonable and not as terrible. This role is 1-2 levels above my previous role sooo…? (Like the role required five years of experience and I only have around 2.5 sooo whoops 😝) I got an email saying I’m going to the next round (and it's next week so I'll try to stay away from Tumblr) so I did a good job (I think).
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OOOO ART HISTORY? Sounds cool.
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Take care of yourself as well. Have some good sleep/ Hope you had a good sleep <3
I’ll try lmao. I didn't expect them to reply so fast because it's a job in the public industry and it looks like there's good chance I'll have 1-2 interviews in the same week (I got two emails today).
I should be happy that I might not be unemployed but like all I want to do is talk to my moots and write fanfics (lmao).
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Also random because I want to move away from topics of work and misery so here are songs that are keeping me alive at the moment (I'm sorry I can't link them cuz I'm writing them as anon but let me know if you need helping finding them):
Event Horizon by Younha
Me After You by Paul Kim
Dear Name by IU
Hug Me by Joonil Jung
I will go to you like the first snow by Ailee
At Gwanghwamun by Kyuhyun
Try by Park Won
Love Poem by IU
Only by Lee Hi
U R by Taeyeon
If It Is You by Jung Seunghwan
Knees by IU
Eve, Psyche, and Bluebeard's Wife by LE SSERAFIM
What songs are you listening to these days?
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🤙 anon
The problem is this society is that it a capitalist one. Productivity is more important then well being and that is something which I deplore immensely
Omg wow so you are aged then ? That’s so impressive ! Congratulations for going to the next door I am very proud of you darling. And yes do take some time off to focus on work 💛
Art history is very cool I like very much ! I’m doing an internship in a museum for two months and I get to work surrounded by art and its incredible
Oooh so you are writerrrr I hope I read some of your work !
A job in the public industry might be good because I think you will a job that is safe and well paid ! I believe in you for those interviews you are going to be amazing !
I love that IU song I think it’s one of her best one ! I don’t know most of those lol but I’m gonna take a listen to them and see if I like them as well <3 I recognize some the title but I’m not sure I actually know them and I don’t like that le serafim song it somehow gets in my nerves ? Like I’m a mess mess mess part makes my blood BOIL
Here are some of the songs that comes to mind that I’m listening to these days 💛
Take some good care of yourself always 💛
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