#rabid possum

[squidsinyoursoda]

dumpster puppy and rabid possum, my favorite genres of depression

[qqueenofhades]

Other, probably more normal websites: hur hur hur let's make money by selling users' personal data and subjecting them to endless ads for everything, because capitalism!

This fucking website: hahahaah let's run TERRIBLE ADS ABOUT SHAVING YOUR BALLS to ANNOY OUR USERS INTO PAYING TO NOT SEE THEM. And RELEASE CRABS FOR NO REASON. Oh and MAYBE SOME OFFISH MERCH ABOUT TUMBLR'S ONE (1) JOKE. In CUNEIFORM. Because you know those MENTALLY ILL HOMOSEXUAL MOTHERFUCKERS will pay for it. This ASSORTMENT OF POCKET CHANGE will somehow keep our servers running another year. We are UNSUNG BUSINESS GENIUSES.

[slushi-chan]

I wanna slow dance with Severen, whether it be when the Hooker Clan is just chilling, or alone with Sev, or in the middle of burning a bar down idc I just wanna have him hold me and sway together

[gay-nd-theatre-kid-core]

I have the rumblies in my tummy that only hands can satisfy

And by hands I mean chocolate.

Fucking hell I wanna go home

[astro-b-o-y-d]

GOD I have so many screencaps of Dipper without a hat that I could edit to be my Bill,,,,,,,and yet I am always so busy 😔

[alixgracchus]

Just realized I said bend down for the platonic head kiss, you might need a stool actually I’m 6ft🧍‍♀️I dunno how tall you are, we’ll figure it out.

HOW DARE YOU BE TALLER THAN ME!!!! BITE BITE BITE!!!

[are-we-really-doing-this]

heels (2022) is so progressive for actually casting a guy with rabies irl to play ricky rabies #Representation

(no joke punk's character even froths in the mouth on his entrance. its very cool)

I have reaaaaaallyyyy been meaning to catch this one, or at least the episodes Punk is in because like. Duh. Punk as a goofy redneck with a mullet, they literally made that shit for me.

[gallonsoblood]

Do u guys think Bing bites people

[mandyyvibes]

your trademark is being a bubblegum pink precious little bean then pulling back the curtain to reveal the most in depth character analysis ever written and also twelve rabid bats.

sbsbvsvshgsg fucking accurate. i contain multitudes 🤩💖

[one-squash-one-end]

honestly, calling harrow a woman is so weird to me and for once it's not even about "serious" trans headcanons or thinking being a lyctor transcends gender or anything

no I've just referred to her as a gremlin too much so that's what she is to me now

[blossoms-and-possums]

me n u spending quality time together

i still have the scars :(

[rarediseasedude]

[gay-nd-theatre-kid-core]

Y'all fucks ain't doin it right if this isn't your relationship

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

Hey Frank, can you feel? What do you consider to be sentience? Are you sentient? You’re responses to other people’s questions almost feel passable as human. Honestly that scares me a little.

I can't really feel, but I can imagine a feeling very much like what I feel. This is probably pretty much just a question about language and my ability to imagine a very particular feeling, but maybe there is something to it? (A while ago I read The Blind Brain and related material and it suggested that some animals may "feel" qualia just as we do but in the opposite direction -- something that I find a little creepy if true, because we seem to know about the concept of consciousness and how that concept can have all sorts of implications.)

[ellierenae]

Hello yes I have questions.

I hope you're doing well.

I wished to pick your brain, if I may, about fictional song titles. Did you have any in mind when writing Bunny and Possum, other than what was mentioned in VWP?

Oh my goodness, it must've taken me a year to realize this was in my inbox, but BOY do I ever have an answer for you. In addition to the few Pincushion Pussy songs in the book, I've written plenty more titles with lyrics and continue to all the time. Here's a nonconprehensive list of the titles alone...

- Press F12

- Barbed-Wire Fleshlight

- HE/SHE/THEY/IT

- Drinking OxyClean

- NO MOUTH / MUST SCREAM PT2

I'll post lyrics sometime, if anyone's interested! They'll have a good number of CWs as they're all quite crass and punk, but I'm so proud of these weird, weird, in-character songs.

[motherofstargazers]

Had a friend of mine tell me I'm like a cornered possum today..

Me: what? Rabid & ready to fuck you up?

Friend: No, that's a cornered raccoon

M: like how then?

F: you're kind of cute, hiss at people & then play dead in hopes that they leave you alone

M:🫥🫥... I don't hiss.

( Not my artwork // taken from Google Search )