#real techniques

[clnclm]

[xv94]

my favorite makeup 💄👛

[softaestluv]

Simon Riley who doesn’t tell you that he’s coming home from an assignment because he enjoys the way your eyes light up, the excited noise you make when he surprises you a little too much. But his surprise is ruined when he gets home, and it’s dark outside. Hadn’t expected to arrive so late into the night; you probably fell asleep long ago.

So, he has to sneak in.

He takes featherweight steps down the hallway, doesn’t want to wake you abruptly or frighten you. Stopping once he reaches the side of the bed, leaning down, so he can brush your cheek, lightly shake you awake.

Except his hand never makes it to your face.

Instead, you lunge forward, slamming him to the floor and pinning his hands to his sides with your knees, pressing the weight of your body to his chest. The knife he gave you to protect yourself pressed to his neck, a ferocious expression on your face.

Simon’s utterly shocked, “Jesus, love, it’s just me.”

“Simon! I thought you were a thief!” You explain, dropping the knife to the side, “I didn’t know! You taught me better than that!”

He laughs, loud and boisterous. Pride beats his chest because yeah, he had taught you that. Smiles wide and proud at you.

“That’s my girl.”

✎ᝰ.ᐟ

[stealingpotatoes]

I love that the refinement levels of Obi-Wan and Count Dooku mean that you could definitely imagine both of them simultaneously preparing for a lightsaber duel while also rebuking their teammates who are asking them to do the efficient thing and use a blaster. Maybe they can confide in each other during the duel.

LOL yes, and when they're force ghosts they can bond over hating blasters without having to duel

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[shroomerr]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BOY EVER, KENNY MCCORMICK!!!!!! my favorite little guy,,, i hope he gets all of the kfc he desires for his special day

[whirlpool-blogs]

“…right here!”

[bluejulius]

petition to draw them more in their dragon armour??

(idk why tumblr wants to crunch this so bad but tap for quality!!! ☝️☝️) ((MORE BELOW 👇))

trying out a new technique, hope y’all like <33 bonus;

[rottiens]

i believe the first time you let (virgin) kakashi play with your pussy, it comes accompanied in an unusual way of talking on his part. it's almost like he takes notes to himself, almost like he doesn't talk to you. the tired gaze is set between your sticky thighs, watching carefully how your folds stretch as he puts his finger in and pulls it out, you exhale. 

"oh, here?" he slowly bends it and pushes, you cry out. "too much?" 

he doesn't even look at you as you gaze at him in raw adoration. you don't even know what expression he has because he refused to take off his mask. 

"you're squeezing so tight." his eyebrows draw together for a second before returning to his usual expression. with the thumb of his free hand he squeezes and strokes the bundle of nerves. "so wet." kakashi pushes deep, faster this time and your legs tremble, you call out to him and he ignores you with a hoarse throaty purr. "here. i like that sound." 

wet clicks fill the office. kakashi fucks your pussy with one finger and then adds another with perspicacity, careful of every step he makes next. 

"I think it's gonna cum for me." your looks become one, unbreakable as he massages you like someone with experience and makes you wet his knuckles, juices dripping down his fingers and wetting his gloves. you scream his name clinging to that intangible, rushing to hold on to his thick white strands pulling him further into you. 

kakashi do it, he's guided by your fingers leading him further in; to take a glimpse of how you open up for him, how you tremble, how you squeeze. "does it always get so swollen?" he asks, and you know once again he's not talking to you. he leans in and the tip of his nose brushes the lovely sore nub back and forth almost as if he's teasing, then he takes a deep, shameless inhale, and you forget to breathe. "cute. you can cum now, I have to try again to see your reaction one more time."

[badninken]

One Piece boys meeting a ninja and being fucking Weird about it:

When the ninja says no:

When the ninja gives up and says yes:

The boys are not being normal about the ninja

[clnclm]

[coldshrugs]

beachy turali villa

[hatchet-boy]

So i'm learning about communication techniques in my uni course at the moment, and I really think that one of the reasons people find themselves so UTTERLY enamoured (/obsessed) with j2 and their relationship is because of just how well they listen to each other. I see so many posts about their 'heart eyes', (which are adorable) but every clip you see of the two of them where they are talking together at cons and interviews, one of them is always listening with the most beautiful intensity.

I've noticed Jensen usually doesn't tend to turn right around to face Jared, seems to prefer being side on (lots of people prefer this as it feels less confronting), but you can tell that all of his focus is on listening to Jared, his eyes are usually half-focused towards the floor or the wall, his expressions mute out and become both less emotive but also less controlled, his movement minimises. All of his attention is on what he is hearing,, which is, ofc, Jared talking.

Jared on the other hand uses what is literally pitch perfect 'SOLER' technique (a common method health professionals use). When Jensen gets a-talkin, he will often physically reposition himself so that he is sitting more square on to him, body and face turned fully, his face and posture are open and inviting, he is totally present in the moment without being tense, but most importantly he is always always making eye contact. Often at cons they will be facing+addressing the audience, but when listening Jared is always looking attentively at Jensens face. He uses his entire body to show that he is listening to what is being said (by Jensen). (All of which is fantastic bcoz he also has a tendency to yap unless interrupted or redirected ((jensen is very good at knowing when to do this for him)) when he gets talking, so having good listening is even more important to balance it out lol)

Now good, and I mean really truly good, listening skills like this are (tragically) Not That Common in everyday life. So when we, the fans, watch j2 and see them treat each other with such attentive respect and listening, it is kinda unconciously mindblowing :)

tldr: jensen and jared actually listen to each other, and thats hot af

[coneiuscorn]

HARK! PORTAL TIME AGAIN !!!

Sorry for being so absent art wise I promise I'm still cooking up other things!!! I do bring art for portal day though and that is my adaptation of furry chell/remastered chell as a bunny if anyone remembers that art I did last year :) I am planning on making something else with chelldos for the portalversary though.... Look out...

I am hoping someone gets the lyrics reference please its so groovy

[agerasiaa]

A crack fic about Lucifer, Vox and Husk making an Alastor Hate Club. And it’s just them once a week bonding over how much they hate Alastor and Husk realizes more and more how he doesn’t actually hate Alastor and is bitter about it, Lucifer randomly trauma dumps about his tragic life, and by each meeting Lucifer and Husk notice how Vox’s sheer hate borderlines on obsession and they share awkward glances every time he starts ranting and shows them his Alastor shrine or something. And when he makes some comments like “Alastor does this and that every day” (some very specific detail about him only a stalker/someone with a long history with Al would know) and the other two are like “how do you know” and he’s like “I just do.”

[tropicalcontinental]

Human fear is the window to the soul or whatever ://

[artgroves]

Weird question, hope it hasn't been asked a bunch before: but what are the physical dimensions usually of one of your art pieces? Like is it a 9x12 sheet of paper or a larger sketchbook size or a whole canvas or even bigger? Asking because I recently tried oil pastels and found them REALLY tricky and I'm wondering if all the detail you manage is because they're actually the size of like, my bedroom wall or something lol

Hey there!

Not a weird question at all, I work on pieces that are roughly A3 size so approx 297x420mm (approx 12x17 inches). I cut the pieces out of large sheets so they're irregular, and sometimes I get the urge to make it a square art and those end up roughly 300x300mm.

I work in soft pastels, and all the kudos to you for working in oil pastels as I know they can be really challenging to use!

Here's a peek at my hand for scale 🖤