#recorder's queue

[dearest-darlingest]

incorrect dbh (except they're all correct to me) 📹: @theriddletrades

+ bonus meme

[royalarchivist]

Pac: I'm not going to say anything to you guys [Chat], I'm not going to say anything to you. I'm not saying absolutely anything, I'm not going to comment. Man, you broke me here, you broke me in 3 parts! I'm not going to- no no no no no, I won't fall for your game, I won't fall for your game.*

Pac's chat allows viewers to make music requests, which led to this very well-timed moment today where Careless Whisper started playing as soon as Pac met back up with Fit.

* [Approximate translation. I'm not a native Portuguese speaker, so as always, please feel free to let me know if there's a better way to translate things!]

[itadooori]

well. i started thinking about the dynamic between s2 gi-hun and sang-woo (last seen in this post). then i blacked out and all this got drawn

[sadquickchristmassnowman]

they’re……. right behind me, aren’t they ☝🏻🤨

[impossiblefeat]

Some unique artwork of Team Chaotix taken from Electronic Gaming Monthly Issue 169 (August 2003) page 106.

[j00stkl31n]

‼️ I love it when he fucking yells ‼️

[serickswrites]

So Tired III

Part 1 Part 2 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7

Warnings: captivity, torture, restraints, gag, burns, unconsciousness, video recording

Whumper made sure they were completely covered and no part of their skin or body showed. They held the voice distorter in one hand and the camera in the other. "It's show time, Whumpee," Whumper said with great flourish.

Whumpee was slumped over in the chair Whumper had moved them to just for this occasion. They were still bound at the wrists and ankles and the gag was still in their mouth. Their chin rested on their chest, obscuring their features and half the burns from view.

"Caretaker will love to see you. Smile, Whumpee, it's your moment," Whumper said as they turned the camera on to record.

"Look what Whumpee has been up to while they were gone, Caretaker," Whumper said into the distorter. They wanted Caretaker to know how much pain Whumpee had been suffering. Wanted Caretaker to see how bad it is. Wanted Caretaker to suffer.

They circled Whumpee's body as they spoke, wanting to be sure Caretaker got every angle. "Look at how lovely their skin is now," Whumper said as they pointed a gloved finger at some of the different burns on Whumpee's body. "That's a chemical burn. This is an electrical burn. This is from fire, as I'm sure you can tell. And these, these are scalding burns! Did you know how different they all look on the body?"

Whumper stopped as they reached Whumpee's front again. "But don't worry. We're not done learning what burns do to the body, right Whumpee? Say something to Caretaker!"

Whumper grabbed Whumpee's hair and pulled, yanking Whumpee's head off their chest. "Sleeping when we're sending a video to Caretaker? How rude! Where are your manners, Whumpee?" Whumper dropped Whumpee's head.

"I apologize, Caretaker. Let me wake them up so they can offer you an apology." Whumper pressed a finger to a particularly large burn on Whumpee's shoulder.

Whumpee woke with a howl of pain, their jaw clenching around the gag in their mouth. Whumpee's hazy gaze found Whumper's and they glared. "So spicy, Caretaker. So fiery. You can see why I picked fire for them. To match their spirit.

"Oh well, we have a lot do do, Caretaker. Ta Ta for now!" Whumper turned off the camera.

"What do you say we see what happens when we pour salt on some of these burns, Whumpee? I bet that will feel so nice," Whumper said with a smirk. "Perhaps we can follow that up with some rubbing alcohol to make sure you're nice and clean."

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[thebad-lydrawn-sanses]

How well are the 500 yr old grandpas w/ technology? I already know their asses write like founding fathers

Nightmare: Killer! how do you say "this meeting will be a waste of my fucking time, fuck you" in professional e-mail terms Killer: Thank you, Name. I appreciate the offer, but I would like to know what I contribute to the meeting before attending. Cheers, Nightmare Nightmare: <- uses text-to-speech and autocorrect

Ink: you spelled captcha wrong Ink: and how Ink: and frustrating Ink: adjectives go before the noun Ink: you used "fml" right though so good job Ink: oh, you're also texting. in case this was meant for a search engine Ink: <- being annoying on purpose

[flowersforthemachines]

Useless Veilguard fact of the day: Day 41

According to the Reddit AMA, the developers originally intended to let players explore multiple area of Minrathous, and not just Dock Town.

The game files suggest that one of these areas may have been Minrathous Streets that are currently available only during the prologue and the dragon attack. Several of the Dock Town NPCs are located in the "MinrathousStreets" folder instead of the "DockTown" folder, and the name of that location is also mentioned in a few cut script lines:

"Use the map to go to the Minrathous Streets."

"Chests_T1_MinrathousStreets"

"Continue Shadow Dragons 2.2* in Minrathous Streets"

*In the final version of the game, Shadow Dragons 2.2 refers to the quest "The Soul of a City".

Check out the tag for more useless facts: #useless davg fact of the day!

[sayakube]

48 Hours Remain til Magia Record Servers Shutdown

[harrisonarchive]

On the cover of Muziek Expres, 1974.

“[T]he pressure I got under that year [1974] was ridiculous. I went through so many things: produced two other albums, Shankar Family and Friends, and The Place I Love by Splinter. And I produced an Indian musical festival, which had taken me years to get together, with 15 or 16 classical Indian musicians all playing ensemble, like an orchestra—which they never do. In India you see solo players or two performers with a tabla player. In 1974 I went to India, got them all together, they came to Europe, Ravi wrote all the material. It rocked. Then came my own album and this tour I had lined up. And I also met my wife [Olivia] around then. I wrote the song ‘Dark Horse’ in the studio with Ringo and [Jim] Keltner and I never got to finish it. I took this half-finished album with me to tour rehearsals in Los Angeles and got my voice blown out by singing all day long.” - George Harrison, Musician, November 1987 Q: “You met your wife, Olivia, at the end of what seems to have been a pretty low period for you personally – 1974.” George Harrison: “Yeah, well after I split up from Patti[e] [Boyd], I went on a bit of a bender to make up for all the years I’d been married. If you listen to ‘Simply Shady,’ on Dark Horse, it’s all in there —my whole life at that time was a bit like [laughing] Mrs. Dale’s Diary [a now defunct British radio soap opera].” Q: “Were you going down fast?” GH: “Well, I wasn’t ready to join Alcoholics Anonymous or anything — I don’t think I was that far gone — but I could put back a bottle of brandy occasionally, plus all the other naughty things that fly around. I just went on a binge, went on the road... all that sort of thing, until it got to the point where I had no voice and almost no body at times. Then I met Olivia and it all worked out fine. There’s a song on the new album, ‘Dark Sweet Lady’: ‘You came and helped me through/When I’d let go/You came from out the blue/Never have known what I’d done without you.’ That sums it up.” - Rolling Stone, April 19, 1979 (x)

[juney-blues]

frequently torn between "ideas of normalcy are arbitrary, unhelpful, and should have no influence on how we do literallly anything because they suck shit." and "oh my god everyone on this website is so annoying, can all of us just talk like real actual human beings for even five seconds"

[build-a-stim]

sunset shimmer (2018) for anon!

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[mellypluslina]

I sprinkled catnip on their rabbit pelt and Melly went bonkers for some reason (catnip doesn’t work on her)

[kiyomitakada]

update on midterms: i just took one that was 4 hours, could only manage half of the questions, fucked up with the pdf for one minute and now i can't submit the thing because it's on a strict timer. Thirty Percent Of My Grade. anyway i emailed my professor about it. considering not going to orchestra today just to mope