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[slutty-wizard-council]

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Or, since really the thing we're the most adamant about is consent, if you want to join, you're part of us. You can claim to be in our ranks, no matter what, privately or publicly, because we allow you and what matters is that both parties want and allow it.

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[if-you-fan-a-fire]

"De passage à Québec," Le Soleil. October 23, 1942. Page 3. ---- Lieutenant-colonel PAUL TRUDEAU, fils de M. J.-A. Trudeau, d'Outremont, commandant du troisième bataillon des Fusiliers Mont-Royal, qui a servi outre-mer avec le premier bataillon, est revenu au pays tout récemment, avec le capitaine-abbé HENRI GABOURY, aumônier du même bataillon. Le capitaine GABOURY est le frère du colonel PAUL GABOURY, commandant du premier hópital canadien-français à traverser outre-mer, et ancien officier medical du premier bataillon des Fusiliers Mont-Royal. Il est aussi le frère du capitaine EMILE GABOURY, en charge de la Clinique dentaire du 17e hópital general.

[total-drama-brainrot]

Island Assistant Noah AU, Noah stays Chris' Assistant all throughout Island + Action + World Tour... How would this version of Assistant Noah react to Alejandro's flirting?... Would Alejandro be amused, when he later learns that Noah got himself eliminated ON PURPOSE in Season 1, and Noah became 'Chris Mclean's Assistant' as a punishment? 😎

Well, honestly I imagine most versions of Noah would react to flirting with the same level of scepticism and mistrust- he's not exactly a catch, and he's aware of the fact. Having someone as conventionally attractive and evidently conniving as Alejandro display interest in someone as not those things as Noah is would be a major warning flag for anyone with any semblance of sense.

Of course, Alejandro's interest was initially a ploy to try and weasel out information from Chris' personal assistant- someone who's high enough in the pecking order of internship to at least have some rudimentary knowledge on the oncoming challenges, but unimportant enough to fly under the radar when it comes to helping the competitors- but after Noah's initial refusal, Alejandro finds himself genuinely interested in him, at least in the same curious way a scientist regards an outlying factor in their studies. Mostly because Alejandro's very much so not used to being spurned, so Noah's blatant dislike of him is enough to fuel his curiosity (similarly to how Heather's hostility to him piqued Alejandro's interest in canon).

So he goes out of his way to bother Noah at any given opportunity. Not that it's hard; due to Noah's job he's practically always somewhere on the jet, since it'd be pretty hard to, you know, personally assist someone without being in their vicinity. Noah's disgruntlement with the constant flirting isn't quite enough to warrant him putting in the effort to avoid Alejandro, however, so the two of them consequently end up spending a lot of time together. Most of which is Alejandro trying and failing to fluster Noah, or otherwise pry competition-valuable information from him. Or, as their conversations become more frequent, he tries to get Noah to disclose something about himself that isn't already apparent- to very little success. Alejandro does find out that Noah's oddly touchy about his position as Chris' PA, though, and stores away that little tid bit of information to exploit later.

Alejandro inevitably finds himself almost enamoured by Noah's caginess and his dry wit. He's surprised to find that he actually enjoys Noah's company, even when it doesn't offer him any of the advantages he initially sought out the assistant for, which is such a novel concept for him. So of course he resolves to spend more time around Noah, to try and figure out what this feeling is, and if it'll affect his stance in the competition- not at all because he wants to spend more time around the cynic, obviously.

And he inevitably becomes more and more comfortable around Noah's stoic bluntness, so much so that he starts showing hints of his true colours around Noah. To the point where the bookworm's initial distaste for Alejandro begins to thaw under the warmth of his actual personality, instead of the coldness of his "perfect Burromuerto" mask. (This is the part where mutual feelings begin to blossom, if you couldn't tell.)

Alejandro ends up spending more time with the off-screen assistant than he does with the entirety of his actual team, which grates on the producer's nerves since they don't have a lot of non-challenge footage of their main antagonist (outside of his frequent use of the confessional, that is). So, he's asked to spend less time around Know-it-all Noah and more time around his actual team, so they have some footage to work with, as Noah's PA contract prevents them from using "unnecessary footage" of him on the show; since he doesn't interact with anyone during challenges or plot-relevant moments, the editors are practically forbidden from using any of the footage Noah is in. Alejandro reluctantly complies.

And it's during this enforced bonding time with his team that the topic of Noah comes up. Owen's the one who initially comments about Alejandro spending a lot of him with his "little buddy", which absolutely doesn't (does) spark an ember of possessive jealousy within Alejandro, prompting him to ask how Owen's so familiar with Noah if he's not even supposed to interact with the contestants. Owen reveals that Noah was a contestant, at least for a little bit, before he was eliminated early in Island.

Alejandro's interest in Noah and the mysteries around him skyrockets. As a former contestant and, apparently, someone who's familiar with pretty much all of his competitors, Noah has even more potential to supply him with valuable information that would assist him in winning the million. He later chases down the cynic and confronts him about his extremely limited time on the Island, to which Noah is initially evasive about, before he- in a ticked off outburst, since Alejandro just won't drop the subject- admits that he got himself eliminated on purpose and working as Chris' PA is pretty much just his punishment for doing so.

And Alejandro's curiosity turns into confusion. Why would Noah intentionally have himself eliminated from the competition when a million dollars is on the line? Noah quickly corrects him that, in the first season, the prize money was a measly 100k, and then proceeds to explain exactly why and how he got himself booted from Camp Wawanakwa- Alejandro watches the annoyance on Noah's face gradually soften out into a smug sort of pride as he recalls his past endeavours. Then that pride is quickly wiped away by a bitter sourness as Noah recounts how his stunt essentially trapped him under the employment of Total Drama, namely Chris McLean.

But Alejandro's still caught up in the glimpse he got of Noah's scheming potential. The glee he saw in the other's eyes as he explained how easy it was to rile up his former teammates enough to vote him from the island, how just a few carefully worded comments were all it took to grant Noah an extended vacation at a five star resort.

Dots are connected; Alejandro suddenly understands why Noah's so resistant to his manipulative efforts, why Noah always seemed to clock exactly what he was attempting to do and shut it down with cold indifference or a snarky comment. The pessimist before him was his equal, at least in terms of strategy. Though how he applied his trickster mindset was a little unconventional. The archvillain is more than intrigued by now, he's utterly smitten... with the idea of having Noah as his "right hand man". Nothing more.

Alejandro's left to wonder just how much more he could accomplish within the confines of the jet if he had Noah's brilliant mind assisting him in his schemes.

[lixenn]

what is KHR?

I see my liege couldn't satisfy your thirst for knowledge Anon but never fear, for Lix is here with answers! (I'm mostly winging this btw, I can promise you there are probably lots of other people who could give you an essay breaking down khr but you came to me so I will try my best)

KHR stands for Katekyo Hitman Reborn. From the wiki: It's is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Akira Amano. The series was first serialized in Weekly Shonen Jump on May 31, 2004 in Japan, where it ended on November 12, 2012.

The story is about Sawada Tsunayoshi, a japanese middle school student who lived a fairly normal life (if one filled with bad grades, no friends and clumsiness) until Reborn knocks on his door proclaiming himself Tsuna's new home tutor.

Plot twist: Reborn looks like a baby and calls himself the world greatest hitman.

Second plot twist: Reborn was hired to make Tsuna into a mafia boss because Tsuna is the last heir of the Vongola Famiglia the most powerful Mafia family in Italy.

Sounds cracky? Honey, this series lives of crack. It's starts off as a gag manga but in the later arcs it gets more and more serious while still holding up the undertone of absolute ridiculousness we all know and love.

Imagine if you took the mafia and just made it as Anime as possible while sprinkling in the Gay™️and you basically get khr.

Example for KHR craziness out of context:

The power system is rainbow coloured flames (gay...)

A five year old (a real one this time) has a bazooka which allows him to travel through time.

Apart from Reborn there are 5 other superpowered infants running around each with their own animal companion.

Two words: Weapon. Jewellery.

One antagonist can see through the multiverse and is obsessed with marshmallows.

Another one is obsessed with throwing things and his second in command (gay again....)

The mafia police is made up of spiteful zombies with a tophat fetish.

And that's not even scratching the tip of the iceberg Anon! KHR is filled with insanity and chaos, with stupidity and mayhem.

Honestly, KHR is a gigantic mess, but it's our mess, so we collectively bid sanity goodbye and just walk backwards into hell.

[maybethings]

(Riffing off this sequence of fanart)

Duncan’s last human recruit is staring at the Joining chalice with a look the senior Warden has never seen before. He can’t say if the sandy-haired young man is having second thoughts, or planning to run or fight or—

“I wonder how we could make this taste better.” Duncan’s eyebrows rocket upward. The young man rambles on, oblivious to the others’ bewildered stares. “It already smells like darkspawn and raw sheep guts, so perhaps if we added some spices?” He sniffs the chalice with the delicacy of a teyrn sampling the bouquet of a royal wine. “No, no good, it’d probably just smell like spiced raw sheep guts. But if the blood was left to set, like a pudding or in sheets, it would be easier to carry and consume.” Another thoughtful sniff. “Hey Duncan, is there rashvine in this?”

The Dalish mage standing nearby, on her last nerve for the past five days, finally loses her composure. “Just drink the vile thing already, Laios!”

Chastened, Laios knocks back a large draught of the stuff. Then he becomes very quiet, very pale, and a very twitchy heap on the ground, in that order.

Strange images flash through his mind. Hordes of darkspawn. Burning houses. His old hunting dog, howling and bleeding all black. Falin, disintegrating in a cloud of leaves and feathers. A sword that grows tentacles. The archdemon, a great dragon of decay and damnnation. It spreads its wings and fixes its hateful eyes upon him, maw open in a scream. The sound pierces his marrow with—fear? Curiosity? Hunger? His? The beast’s? He feels his heart pounding harder than it’s ever beat in his short and shabby life. His heart pounds and his lungs inflate and his guts twist—

A few tense minutes later, Laios Touden, newly-minted Grey Warden, last doomed defender of the innocent, bolts upright and noisily empties his stomach contents onto the grass. Marcille the elf blanches, but stands her ground, muttering to herself.

“When this is over, we’ve got to make that stuff taste better,” he wheezes.

Warden Senshi grunts in agreement through his impressive beard, offers him a hand to pull him upright. “Aye, that’d probably get more recruits. Now did you say darkspawn blood pudding?”

[bugbuoyx]

Other trans people are not your enemy.

This goes for both trans women & fems and trans men & mascs. There are popular trans women twitter accounts telling young trans women that trans men do not care about them and simultaneously denying trans men face any transphobia, there are popular trans men on tumblr telling young trans men that trans women do not care about our oppression, pointing to the lack of talk about murdered trans men as proof.

And some of these points are fair, we should listen to each other more about our struggles. But you are making that difficult. Do you think a trans woman wants to listen to someone who accuses all trans women of hating trans men and not caring about our struggles? Do you think trans men want to listen to someone who says tells people that trans men are future terfs and will never care about trans womens struggles?

Are we not all just sides of the same dice? Are we not all facing oppression from transphobes? Terfs write books about how trans men are mutilating themselves and articles about predatory trans women in bathrooms, republicans fund legislation targeting trans surgeries and hormones, which affects all of us.

And even if we did not face the same struggles, why are we divided? Again, are we not all the same, simply trying to be ourselves in our own bodies? We can each talk about our own struggles, the difficulties we face and the joys we experience without the opposite being true of the other, infact more often than not it's extremely similar and I think we'd benefit from listening to each other more.

[seoafin]

just saw a tiktok justifying the fbi having a booth at animecon at it was a bunch of drivel about how most intelligence officers and fbi operatives are complete weebs and she ended it with "in conclusion join the fbi for your anime waifu and mommy misato" like im not even going to go into detail how fucking stupid it was all i need to say is that i would serve crack before i serve this fucking country

[andi-o-geyser]

hey quick question is playing slow ride by foghat before confronting your homoerotic rival gay or not. no reason why im asking just curious. 

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

Thinking abt the YA getting stranded in the DCU (interdimensional fugitives? The mother parasite part 2?) and the Batfam keeping tabs on them because where the FUCK did they come from

Anyway one of the Batboys tailing Kate (she doesn't notice obvs they are PROFESSIONALS) only to wind up face first against a brick wall or with a sword at their throat.

And at first I thought "not Damian obviously she'd have the sword too high" before I realized how absolutely hilarious this would be. They've been parkouring on the roofs of Gotham and Damian knows if he turns right up ahead he'll be able to cut her off--

Before skidding to a stop right before a sword touches his neck. He's mad, and impressed, and also pouting.

"Why are you following me?"

Damian blinks wide innocent eyes at her. "I thought we were playing the game tag. Why would you draw a weapon on me, a sweet innocent child? What harm could I possibly do to you?"

Damian is not scared btw he has five different ways to disarm her and take control of the situation and he hasn't even really started thinking about it. So he's mostly just seeing what she does.

"You're full of shit," she says, sheathing her sword. Damian's a little disappointed, he kind of wanted to take a closer look at it after disarming her. "I know murderous eleven year olds, and you are a murderous eleven year old."

"I'm ten, actually."

"My bad."

She smirks at him. Smirks! Age related flattery, done on purpose. Perhaps she's smarter than he initially thought.

"Why are you carrying a sword?"

"Why are you doing parkour on rooftops?" She shoots back.

"Why are you?"

"I asked you first."

"I asked you second."

They glare at one another. An impasse.

"Why'd the other ones send you?"

"Other ones?"

"Yeah. The tank, the pretty boy, and the coffee one. They're all older than you."

"I don't know who you're talking about."

"Mmm-hmm." The sound buzzes through her lips, disbelieving. "The fact that you surveil in what are basically shifts is just a coincidence. Naturally."

anyway Damian might actually disarm her at some point. they may rescue some kittens. By the time Bruce gets to the emergency vet, Kate has taught Damian what "ride or die" is and they're besties for life

[persephoneflouwers]

Anyway, free Palestine from z*onists, liberals and slothful hearts.

[orionsangel86]

The more I fall into the Dreamling ship in The Sandman the more my brain is screaming at me that this is Destiel with a gothic filter.

No wait hear me out:

Immortal eldritch being beyond human comprehension presents as pale weirdo with dark hair and blue eyes (think early seasons Cas)

Stoic and stubborn

Reveals very little information about themselves

Intense eye contact

Has a sister who he goes to for advice and who helps him realise the goodness in humanity

Is fundamentally changed by their relationship with their human.

Meets a human who is:

Loud and over confident

Pines over the non human for a Very. Long. Time.

Stubbornly refused to accept being stood up and stuck around a place they could have left waiting for their non human "friend" to show up for a Very. Long. Time.

Is a soldier, a fighter

Has seen the worst of humanity, still loves it.

Is literally the shows symbolic stand in for humanity as a whole.

Its funny cos im already seeing so many tropes from Destiel fandom becoming Dreamling community headcanons (even if not canon based) which is so jarring for me as a seasoned destiel fan:

Non human can appear at any given moment and scare the shit out of human

Non human doesnt use contractions (wrong in both cases)

Human is very bisexual

Non human is some form of ace/demi

VISITS HUMAN IN THEIR DREAMS (actually canon in both cases)

Non human has a thing for cats (lmao)

Their relationship is very much Forbidden with a capital F by the higher powers that be.

Well, Angels/Endless are forbidden from falling in love with humans. Nothing technically against the opposite happening so long as its unrequited

Am I going mad? Or is this absolutely a match made in, well, not Heaven, a match made in the Dreaming! Destiel moots im gonna need you to start shipping Dreamling please cos this is everything we adore anyway!

[bear-of-mirrors]

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