#red vs blue simmons

[the-team-sucks]

I've upgraded from Doctor Who dinosaurs to Red vs Blue dinosaurs.

[trashinyourpockets]

Grimmons...

Was running low on batteries while making this, so I had to skip out on some details(i.e., Simmons robo parts).

Once again, the only thing stopping me being the battery percentage 😤

[plagues02]

Grimmons HCs - General

Simmons is a picky eater due to texture issues and gives whatever he doesn’t like to Grif. If there’s something Simmons really likes, Grif pretends not to like it and gives it to Simmons.

Grif is a ‘pour cereal in a cup and ‘drinks’ it’ kind of snacker; Simmons hates it.

Grif can’t cook. Simmons can and is happy to cook for him, finding it relaxing. However, Grif can bake and bakes for Simmons in return.

Grif once baked a cake with ‘I’m sorry for making a mess :(‘ written on it and put it in the middle of their messy room.

Grif is a cat person because they’re less stressful to take care of than dogs. His cats use his stomach as a bed when he’s sitting or laying down.

Simmons is a dog person, and when Grif first gets them a cat, he’s like ‘you’re taking care of it yourself’. … Two months later, Simmons has turned into a cat dad and considers the cat his own son and spoiled him to no end.

Grif takes photos of them when Simmons isn’t looking. Some of his favorites are: Simmons with the cat on his shoulder as he’s cooking, Simmons fighting the cat over his glasses, Simmons reenacting Lion King with him.

Simmons takes photos too. His favorite is of Grif sleeping with the cat curled up on his stomach. It’s his phone wallpaper.

Their cat is an orange cat named Remington (or Orange according to Grif). Grif came home one day with the kitten and was like ‘it’s you’ to Simmons

Grif often shares his snacks with Remington. When he doesn’t, Remington will just take it out of his hand and run away.

[billfinarts]

Towards the Sky - Chapter One: Red Roses, Blue Violets

Cover art for Chapter 1 of my RvB comic! First page launches tomorrow!

Cover art made by the amazing arthurfelipe.art on Instagram

[mokuknight]

At least RT made it canon that Simmons has a robo arm. But the fact that he feels pain with that? SAD.

Or maybe it wasn't from the arm itself but rather the connection that was severed that caused the pain? I mean in a sense like how a spartan in Halo can get a severed connection from their AI and their suit crushes them

[iamamotherfuckingghost]

Christmas Red vs Blue doodles I guess?

I did these a little while ago so some of them aren't as good as they should be

[plagues01]

Grif: Blue Bells betrayed me

Simmons: ???

Grif: I thought I grabbed mint chocolate chip. I grabbed almond pistachio

[lucylu4106]

I love these two idiots😔

[writingsfromthegrave]

Hi there! I'm not sure if you do this, but can I request romantic headcanons on Simmons (rvb)/Reader? Thank you!

ofc i do !! i accept and write most things lolol

Simmons x Reader | Romantic HCs

♡ you two are just so,, busy. all of the time. assuming you're a contributing member of the red team as simmons is! after all, i couldn't see him going for anyone else.

♡ given the lack of proper schedule, you two would have your dates constantly interrupted by one of your co-workers. maybe even a blue team member who roamed off elsewhere caboose, much to simmon's dismay.

♡ though simmons still tries to make everything as perfect for you as he can. you deserve the best, most precious things- because that's what you are to him. he views you as the most delicate thing ever even if you're a complete badass on the battlefield.

♡ he's not the biggest fan of PDA, he's quite embarrassed really. he has a balance between work and romantic life, but you being by his side constantly sort of messed that up. so when you initiate hand holding or kiss his helmet he's absolutely flustered. tries to play it off like it didn't happen whilst everyone else is making fun of him.

♡ in the comfort of your own home though, ensuring nobody will bust in on you two, simmons has to be PULLED off of you. he's absolutely going to use all of this free time to show you the affection he's been dying to give you.

♡ casually starts off by putting one arm around you, allowing you to lean into his chest. and then somehow.. in some way.. simmons ends up holding you entirely, wrapped up in 500 blankets, kissing your head. man literally HIBERNATES when he falls asleep with you tucked safely in his arms

♡ during the first few months of the relationship, simmons' self-confidence was not very high, and considering you were the most beautiful thing to him, he was extremely worried if you'd be disgusted of him or just generally unhappy. you had to reassure him almost constantly; you loved him regardless if he was on the blue team, a worm, or whatever else.

♡ if you're buddy-buddy with any of the other red team members, especially grif, simmons isn't the biggest fan of this and will let you know. you don't have anyone else to communicate with and he can't isolate you, but he does get a lil jealous if you're laughing a bit too hard at grif's antics.

♡ vows to protect you from any harm, you're his first priority. simmons does his best to stick by you and follow close behind, but sometimes things are different, and you're separated. he knows you're just as capable as any other soldier, but nothing will stop his worry. he's just like that tbh

♡ tucker constantly tries you get on you & simmons' nerves, saying out of pocket stuff just to get you to react. you've built up a tolerance to his actions, while simmons not so much. he's still so visibly irked by him you find it a little humorous. you never perpetuated tucker's advances and always shut him down, knowing full well his only intent was to annoy you.

♡ his love language is mainly words of affirmation and acts of services. loves doing things for you and expects you to do them back for him when he needs it. such as doing your chores when you're too bus, or taking care of your things, such as watering plants and whatnot.

♡ simmons is not all that great at sitting down and comforting someone, but he tries his best when you're clearly distressed and need someone to talk to. he's more of the guy to try and fix your problem and give you advice instead of just listening to you and holding you. however, if you specifically ask him to just listen, he will.

♡ he's trying his best,, simmons holds you close to his heart and lets you know this. you two may not always be available for each other, given your current circumstances, but the bond between you is too strong to ever be broken by that. any free-time you may have is always spent with your lovely boyfriend and he wouldn't have it any other way.

[blueberrythefrog]

Wanted to test out the polls.. and what better way to do so.. than to see how far the chaos goes with the RVB fandom? Remember, be civil (if you choose other) and have fun with this! :)

[blingedoutwithbitches]

Lil Grimmons for the soul <3 (please give me tips on how to draw overweight people I did so bad making it apparent with Grif :[)

[scarlettwritesfluff]

Day 2

Simmons and Weiss

[rvb]

[mattastr0phic]

Those Halo guys are making up excuses to hold hands again

[bkanvas-fairy]

restoration cannot hurt me

[donut-rights]

how are we feeling abt that new trailer