#wash headcanons

[plagues02]

Grimmons HCs - General

Simmons is a picky eater due to texture issues and gives whatever he doesn’t like to Grif. If there’s something Simmons really likes, Grif pretends not to like it and gives it to Simmons.

Grif is a ‘pour cereal in a cup and ‘drinks’ it’ kind of snacker; Simmons hates it.

Grif can’t cook. Simmons can and is happy to cook for him, finding it relaxing. However, Grif can bake and bakes for Simmons in return.

Grif once baked a cake with ‘I’m sorry for making a mess :(‘ written on it and put it in the middle of their messy room.

Grif is a cat person because they’re less stressful to take care of than dogs. His cats use his stomach as a bed when he’s sitting or laying down.

Simmons is a dog person, and when Grif first gets them a cat, he’s like ‘you’re taking care of it yourself’. … Two months later, Simmons has turned into a cat dad and considers the cat his own son and spoiled him to no end.

Grif takes photos of them when Simmons isn’t looking. Some of his favorites are: Simmons with the cat on his shoulder as he’s cooking, Simmons fighting the cat over his glasses, Simmons reenacting Lion King with him.

Simmons takes photos too. His favorite is of Grif sleeping with the cat curled up on his stomach. It’s his phone wallpaper.

Their cat is an orange cat named Remington (or Orange according to Grif). Grif came home one day with the kitten and was like ‘it’s you’ to Simmons

Grif often shares his snacks with Remington. When he doesn’t, Remington will just take it out of his hand and run away.

[pyjamacryptid]

I’m not sure how I got here but I’ve been thinking about the intimacy and devotion of washing another’s hair, the hair of someone you care for (how unconditional a gesture it is) and I then thought of Merlin doing it for Arthur.

It’s not in the job description (a lot of what Merlin does for Arthur is not in the job description) and it’s unlikely something that started his first day as Arthur’s servant. Nor the second or the 20th or by the 6th month. Arthur may be a prince, a prattish one at that, but when it comes to his baths he only expects of Merlin what he expects of any manservant - call for the tub, draw the water, lay out a towel, place fresh clothes close by and so on. But, naturally, he’s also a prince that commands the knights and with training comes injuries. Perhaps an arm was dislocated and he’s on strict orders from Gaius not to utilise it, and definitely not to reach above his head. Later that same day Arthur sits in the bath and realises too late he can’t tend to his own hair. But he doesn’t call Merlin over from where he’s making the bed. He tries to do it himself. He’s still got one working arm, after all.

Arthur only knows how to command things be done. He doesn’t know how to ask for things. He doesn’t yet know that asking isn’t weakness.

But he can’t hide his struggling from Merlin, who’s more mother hen than manservant.

“Here, let me,” he says, suddenly behind Arthur, “before you lose all the bathwater and your arm, both.”

“I don’t need your help, Merlin.”

“Of course not, sire. Now, pass me the hair oil.”

“Excuse me, who is it that gives the orders here?”

“You, sire. The hair oil.”

“…”

“Thank you. Right, hold still. I said hold still—“

After, Arthur will wonder why he ever thought Merlin would be anything but gentle. After, Arthur will wonder when his eyes closed and why they feel a little wet, especially as Merlin took great care to catch anything before it fell in Arthur’s face.

Over time, a stool begins to sit beside the bath, whenever it’s drawn. Over time, Arthur will notice Merlin’s fingers never grow any less gentle (even when he knows his manservant is angry with him). Over time, Arthur will want to ask why Merlin added washing his hair to his list of jobs indefinitely, long after his arm healed, but is afraid he’ll only prompt Merlin to stop because it’s not a job at all. Over time, Arthur will wonder what oils Merlin uses on his own hair, if he has access to hair oil at all, and how his cropped hair might feel to touch.

[emichevy]

He’s so stupid I love him

Bro will NOT just cuss like a normal person (Because if did he would burn for eternity for the sailor mouth he actually has)

[moongreenlight]

I don’t care enough to go through and look at canon!Ghost’s tattoos. I just know he has the worst fucking pieces ever.

The work is fantastic, no doubt, but like the art… So bad. Horrible. Realistic lion. Realistic clock. Realistic roses. He googled “man tattoos” 25 minutes before walking into the shop and told them to make it work. Didn’t speak the entire appointment. Didn’t tell them to adjust the stencil. Didn’t have headphones. Just sat there like a big giant freak and then tipped 75% and left.

[kazuma-nyasogi]

imagine if you were already having one of the worst weeks of your life and then someone exploded you and hit you with a rock

[pjs-everyday]

yep, lol who doesn't have a soft spot for ochako?? haha 💕

cheeky thief comic: part 1 // closeups // bakugo's shirt // part 2

[pupkashi]

satoru is SHIT at flirting and i know it

like he could easily make people swoon when he doesn’t try but the second he decides ‘yeah i have feeling for u’ all his game goes down the drain

he uses stupid pick up lines and stuff on u but always manages to mess them up so they never actually work

“satoru where are you? shoko said the meeting was at 5:30” you asked, phone pressed to you cheek as you continued to look for the sorcerer.

“sorry I’m just lost” he pauses, a smile on his face, his confidence through the roof as he open his mouth again, “lost in those eyes of yours.”

silence.

“satoru we are on the phone”

he is absolutely mortified and debates on just completely giving up, but it’s when he’s unaware of his actions and just being himself that he finds you staring at him a bit longer, giggling at his words and blushing.

satoru is shit at flirting, but god is he a natural fucking charmer

he’s holding the door open for you, offering to walk you home, listening to you talk, watching your favorite shows with you and remembering your favorite things. he picks flowers for you and gives them to you, pays for your lunch anytime you guys are together, he’s always making you laugh and giggle even when he’s feeling like shit.

he’s the kind of guy to always brush hands with you when you’re walking next to each other, he’s holding your things for you, texting you and sending you things you’d find funny or that remind him of you, complimenting you constantly but not in a weird way

he’s the kind of bad flirting that hears you mention you like something and then he’s like “oh me too!” without missing a beat but he’s actually never consumed a single piece of media of the thing ur talking about and spends all night learning abt it in case you ever bring it up again

he once asked you if you could help him study before an exam and when he realized that you knew much less than him he ended up teaching you. he was sure his luck had ran out and he had fumbled extremely hard.

“toru! i passed!” you grinned, holding the paper in front of his face. the 90 written in red ink in the top right corner made his lips curl into a smile, grinning right back at you.

“i told you that you’d do great! I’m proud of you” he smiles, not expecting your arms to be thrown around his neck, squealing softly as you pull him into a hug.

you’re only giving him half a second to process what’s happening when your lips find his cheek, your heart racing and you’re hoping that shoko really did know gojo as much as she claimed to.

satoru is stunned, his face is red and his ears are burning and he should probably close his mouth or actually say something before all his efforts are washed away.

“haha cool” is all he stutters out, he’s cringing insanely hard and subtly pinching himself when you’re staring up at him with nervous eyes.

“yeah cool,” you mumble, already turning on your heel read to lock yourself in your room when he’s grabbing your wrist and pulling you into his chest.

“can i kiss you?” he whispers, your faces mere inches apart, your small nod is all he needs before he’s crashing his lips onto yours, smiling into the kiss because holy shit i fucking made it.

when he’s pulling away from you he has this silly little grin on his face, clearing his throat before finally speaking up.

“I’m really glad you passed” he says, you can’t help but want to tear your hair out, what happened to the satoru that could make any girl swoon?

it’s not until after the two of you start dating that he’s back to normal, using every pick up line in the book (correctly this time) and making your blush like it was his job. he’d make you stutter and roll your eyes, so naturally flirting with you.

you would always make fun of him and ask where this was when he was crushing on you, he’d only get extremely red and start pouting, saying he was just too embarrassed because he thought you’d reject him.

a/n: hi hi back w a silly little drabble :P i don’t really like this much but i really wanted to post something so i hope it’s okay !! i think it’s sweet and silly hehe,, requests are open so feel free to drop something :3

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[dutchmancallypso]

Married Zosan w kids - Sanji doesn't force the "eat everything or you can't leave the table" thing on them but gets visibly upset when the kids don't finish their food and he can't bring himself to throw anything out. So Zoro starts eating the kids' leftovers - no matter what it is. Carrot soup? Chocolate pudding? No matter. He has had dinner 5 minutes before? He doesn't care. The kid dug in and now the food is all over the place? He will get a bigger spoon - he won't let anything go to waste.

[anonimusunnoaniswriting]

Jujutsu Packers and Movers:

Imagine, blonde haired, THICC, strong man, Nanami Kento.

Imagine his muscles rippling under his skin, tight shirt almost bursting at the seams as he lifts your couch with the help of his dark haired friend.

Imagine him positioning all your furniture, exactly the way you ask. After all, how can he deny a request from such a pretty lady, all alone in this new city, with no one else to help her.

Imagine him wiping the sweat off his brow as he makes sure you are completely satisfied with how it looks in your new apartment.

Imagine him turning and asking you (standing in the doorframe watching them work – one more than the other – holding two glasses of ice cold lemonade) "Can I help you with anything else miss?" Voice rumbling like quiet thunder shooting straight down to your core.

Imagine him choking on the welcome drink as you smile and reply, "Yeah, can I have your number?", pink blush dusting your cheekies

[suja-janee]

i gotta know what your headcanon is for why bi-han and kuai liang's dad was very visibly more excited when kuai was born bc like- he barely met newborn bi-han and already looked fed up

So I actually have a few explanations for that:

He’s not fed up with Bi-Han believe it or not, it’s just that he felt the need to look “dignified” since he was a first time parent + grandmaster.

By the time he had Kuai he was loosened up a bit (which also serves as an explanation about him adopting Tomas)

But that’s not to say I don’t think he favored Kuai over Bi-Han. I absolutely believe there was favoritism going on in this family cause like, why else would Kuai see his father in such a positive light whereas Bi-Han hated him? I’m also sure he pushed Bi-Han to his limits with him being the oldest (I totally get that being half Asian and the oldest child myself, there’s a lot of pressure)

BUT LETS NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES HERE…

If you haven’t been following me for very long then just know most of what I draw is for exaggerated and comedic effect.

The REAL reason he’s like that in the art is because I was watching phineas and ferb and thought to myself “you know what would be funny? If bi Han and Kuai were like Heinz and Roger doofenshmirtz, where the older child is less loved than the younger”

[plagues02]

KidKiller Headcanons - General

Killer is trans. He meets Kid after he realizes and starts his social transition as a kid. Kid had no idea Killer was trans,,, even after Killer starts developing a typical afab body

When Killer did tell and explain to Kid what trans meant and that he was, Kid wasn’t really interested and didn’t put much thought to it. Killer is Killer, no matter his body.

Kid fell first. He didn’t know how to express his feelings for a long time, and he didn’t realize what the feelings even were.

Killer fell harder. He was better at expressing his feelings towards Kid with small gestures, such as getting small gifts that reminded him of Kid, but he was unable to verbally express his feelings.

Neither of them know how or when exactly they got together. It was a slow process, but by the time they became pirates, they were in a relationship.

When the Kid Pirates were formed, Kid was obviously the captain, but when he tried to make Killer his first mate, Killer wasn’t sure if he wanted it. Especially since he didn’t want it to seem like he was only picked because of his relation to Kid. So they started without a first mate cause Kid wouldn’t have anyone else. Heat and Wire convinced Killer just to take the role, he acted like the first mate anyway.

Killer enjoys painting his nails. He normally sticks to the same color, but he likes the way it looks on him. Kid, seeing Killer joins painting nails, allows him to paint his nails as well. Kid is banned from painting Killer’s nails after he butchered it so badly once.

Kid doesn’t like to take baths, and because of this and his ADHD, he often forgets that he has to take a bath. Killer either reminds him or makes him take a bath, depending on how bad Kid stunk.

Killer takes really good care of his hair, probably the nicest hair in the Kid Pirates. Kid likes to run his fingers through it when the two of them are alone.

They’re both not against dating sometime else, but they’re the kind to be like ‘if you date my boyfriend, you have to date me’.

[thermodynamic-comedian]

is it too early for irrelevant self-indulgent tmagp headcanons? if not,

celia wears glasses and once managed to lose the other nose pad on them

sam stretches like a cat when he wakes up

lena gets muscles twitches all the time, mostly in her left thumb

alice draws on her hands when she's bored at work. and also the others' hands. mostly little ":3"s on sam's. once managed to get a ">:3" on gwen's. stars and shapes on colin's. lena's just waiting for her to ask. she already has plans for what to draw on celia's.

[sebbianas]

drarry headcanon where draco, for the first few months they started living together, thought that harry secretly hired a house elf because every time he leave dishes in the sink or leave clothes lying around it disappears in an hour or so. after a few months he casually brought up the fact that he has never met their house elf and the conversation goes like

draco: why havent i met our house elf

harry: what house elf?

draco: the one who’s been cleaning our house?

harry: we dont have a house elf

draco: then who’s been cleaning our house?!?

harry: me you fucking slob

draco: oh

[macksartblock]

Hi! Hi! Hi! Your art is beautiful and wonderful and idk how you do it (practice and talent I’m assuming) but it’s so good and I’m so envious and can you draw an oakworthy?? Like them being trans/gay together?? No pressure thank you!!!

Gossip sesh w/ his girlfriend-husband <3

[spielzeugkaiser]

[First Part] - [second]

Baby (who still has no name) is warming up to Geralt, who also starts to connect some dots. (Like, I think he suspects that he's Jaskiers son, adopted or otherwise, but he won't even humor the idea that he could be the dad.) That being said - the kid is an angry teenager sometimes. Jaskier tried all he could as a single parent and they have a very loving relationship, but I also think they do argue quite a bit, and there is some tension.

And the more he gets to learn how Geralt truly is the weirder is gets, cause. He's a good guy? And either Jaskier is petty and was too dramatic and kept him from meeting his dad for nothing, or Geralt isn't a good guy AT ALL and has hurt Jaskier really bad, and he doesn't think Geralt has it in him, but some people (and especially alphas) get really weird and archaic around omegas? And he had to witness again and again, with how little respect his unbonded, single father of a bastard child was treated - is Geralt like that too? But Jaskier still only ever talked somewhat kindly about him. And from all he saw... he trusts Geralt. He's a quiet, but witty and honorable man. But is it fair to doubt the parent that was there for him, that raised him, that sacrificed so much for him? The poor kid is so conflicted.

[angrybatart]

I read the tags to my sibling, and they told me I needed to draw this.