#regular size rudy

[uncannybob]

Roudise week Day 6 - Roommates.

To quote Pulp Fiction; "That's when you know when you've found somebody really special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence." That's the feeling I wanted to get across with this pic. Louise & Rudy, not saying a word, doing their own thing while sitting right next to one another and still being fully comfortable in each other's presence.

@roudiseshipweek

[patronusofthepugs]

New Bobs burgers One shot! Inspired by the amazing art of @tallgirl14 I’m back into my Bob’s burgers obsession👀

[sailoreuterpe]

Kaylee Morganstern + Birthday for the request

(Here's one for Kaylee as a character alone or for kaylouise if you're inclined.)

Kaylee pulls another string of silly putty off of her head with a frown.

Louise grins sheepishly. "At least it makes your eyes pop?"

Kayle struggles to maintain her composure. It's actually been an amazing party overall.

The various goops aren't that bad.

(Here's one for for rudlee for @babsvibes.)

Kaylee snuggles up to Rudy as he twirls a long string in front of her birthday present.

The kitten wasn't a big fan of the party, though she did enjoy the guests' attention.

Inhaleria bats at the string as Kaylee smiles sleepily.

Kaylee honestly wasn't such a big fan of the party, either, though she was grateful to Louise for planning it.

The quiet finale, though, was just about perfect.

(Here's one for jesslee for @burgerspeople.)

"When will you old lady let me dye your hair?" Jess asks, playing with Kaylee's ponytail after birthday dinner.

"When you finally get glasses," Kaylee retorts even as she leans back into her girlfriend's touch.

Jess laughs and leans down to kiss Kaylee's forehead. "Not until I can't drive--so give me a week."

[stevetwisp]

those kids are alright!!

[laz-kay]

“Sounds like a hoot. Probably a good thing if I tag along, huh? Stay for dinner, make amusing small talk”.

Bob's Burgers, The Amazing Rudy (S14: E2)

[technovillain]

bobburger requests from instagram ^_^

[caecaesclubhouse]

Bob's Burgers as Vines 🍔

I hope this makes someone smile :)

[ultra-violet-draws]

i lov them

[unclefathersantateddy]

Me, before season 14: regular size Rudy is mid. Wet blanket. A room temperature salad. The vibes are giving future-incel.

Me, after season 14: OHHHH!!! regular sized Rudy is actually so relatable!!!! He's not a piece of soggy lettuce he's just ANXIOUS!! ALL, the, TIME! What a mood.

Credit: u/gatsomaru2

[jaynewonder]

The Amazing Rudy episode of Bob’s Burgers made me cry.

[little-cereal-draws]

Louise's Delivery Service

Bob's Burger-ified screencaps from Kiki's Delivery Service! Based off some posts by @/reylenezamora on Instagram

[tallgirl14]

My bobs burgers Christmas ep would be...

for a Christmas ep i think it would be fun if Mr. Fischoeder decided to host a Christmas party for his tents with a talent show contest for his amusement, the winner gets month off rent so while the adults are focused on the kids are doing their own shenanigans.

Mr.Fischoeder had a staff put up tones of mistletoe his plan was to get adults drunk and watch drama unfold. this led to tina and gene having a contest finding all the mistletoe and kissing their date under it. poor jimmy jr got whip lash from Tina pulling him under, he'd be mid conversation tina pulls him in.

while Gene and Tina are focused on their contest Louise overheard Fischoeder talking about valuable mystical item in the house, so Louise recruits her friends to help her find and steal item without any of the adults noticing.

[patronusofthepugs]

Where Jealousy Triumphs Asthma

For @roudiseshipweek for the Jealousy Prompt

Trigger Warning : Panic Attack, hyperventilating

Not entirely satisfied with this but I wanted to contribute

Rudy frowned as Andy and Ollie Pesto smushed their faces against the restaurant's window, eyes wide and nostrils flared with open mouths. Rudy thought they resembled more like rabid baboons than a pair of 13-year-old boys. Baboons with the worst sense of timing, Rudy thought, with narrowing eyes. They would decide to interrupt the rare time that Rudy was able to hang out with Louise with just the two of them.

"Are they going to be here the entire time?" he grumbled to Louise.

Louise glanced at the window and laughed, "If I chuck a hamburger at them, who do you think would catch it first?"

Rudy thought only for a moment, "Andy seems brawnier somehow? My bet is on him."

Louise winked at Rudy and slid off the stool, "Watch this." Louise grabbed her forgotten hamburger and casually opened the door "Hey, Pestos, the person who misses this hamburger is King of Wet Blankets." She shouted as she hurtled the hamburger above their heads. The twins blinked in unison before Andy launched himself at Ollie, hooking his around Ollie's shoulder to knock him down. Ollie nimbly stepped back and shot his foot out in a swift kick at Andy's shins.

Andy yelped and stumbled back. Sensing victory in the wind, Ollie jumped, catching a handful of half-eaten meat and buns.

He whooped and fist-pumped the air with his other hand, "Time for your crowning, Your Majesty. " he said, throwing his mushy hamburger prize at Andy.

Louise and Rudy watched as the twins started to wrestle amongst the hamburger carnage. Their laughter and jeers quickly turned to shrieks as a flock of seagulls descended on them, ready to feast on the royal burger.

"Are they, uh, going to be okay?" Rudy asked with some concern now as the seagulls dive-bombed the twins.

Louise grinned as she folded her arms, "Yeah, they'll be fine. They will go screaming back to their restaurant and later walkie-talkie over how they found the seagull mafia."

Rudy felt a slight pang in his chest, an uncomfortable squeezing feeling as if he couldn't breathe. Which wasn't unusual for Rudy. The air was his nemesis and every breath of air was a middle finger to Death. But this felt different. He stared intently at an odd grease spot above the coffee maker, "You and the Pestos are getting really close lately huh." He said casually, well what he thought was casual. His voice did crack in the middle there, damn.

Louise shrugged and tilted her head at him, " I mean, I guess? They've always been my neighbors ya know. And they never mind going along with my schemes."

Rudy drummed his fingers on the counter, wow he never noticed how many interesting stains the walls held. If he kept staring long enough, maybe Louise wouldn't notice how red his face was or how his voice was wavering.

This was dumb, he was being dumb. Louise could have other friends, of course, she could! And who cares if those other friends were other boys who were more fun than him and didn't wheeze every time they talked and could actually keep up with Louise. And who could probably do magic tricks better than Rudy and was funner and not socially awkward. And maybe someday Louise would rather hang out with the Pestos than Rudy. And that's fine, totally fine! Sure, Rudy would be alone but he wouldn't want to hold Louise back. What kind of friend would Rudy be if he held Louise back. Just good ole slow poke Rudy. Being alone wasn't so bad. He could do it.

Rudy's chest grew tighter and tighter, and he started to breathe faster, panicking at the feeling of not getting enough air. He couldn't see the interesting stains anymore through blurred tears. The first sensation that came back to Rudy was the cold hard plastic of his inhaler pressed against his lips, and the sound of Louise frantically saying his name.

He took a puff of his inhaler on autopilot and slowly slid off his stool, melting onto the floor in a sad Rudy puddle.

He hugged his knees to his chest and buried his face into his hands. Louise instantly went onto the floor next to him, hovering cautiously over him. "Talk to me, Rudes, what's wrong? Is it your asthma? Should I go get your dad?" She turned slightly to the door.

The rest of her family and Rudy's dad were upstairs in the apartment. Her mom was showing off her ceramic baby collection to the surprisingly avid collector of Rudy's dad.

Rudy's tugged on Louise's sleeve and he lifted his head. His eyes were watering and his face was flushed. He looked so incredibly sad that it almost made Louse want to cry. He had the look of an abandoned puppy on the way to pound, faced with the inevitable.

She never wanted to see this look on her best friend again. " Hey, hey, hey, Rudes, Roody Man, look just talk to me. How can I fix this, what's wrong?" She pleaded, her voice soft and her hands fluttering around his shoulders like anxious doves.

Rudy stared down at the floor, "Please don't leave me behind. I'm scared you're going to like the Pestos better than me and I'll be left alone." Louise wheeled back, mouth dropped open and eyes wide. She gave an angry huff and lightly smacked both hands on Rudy's cheeks, holding her hands there and glaring at him with the Louise special glare. Rudy startled at the touch, stared at her. The two stared at each other in awkward silence as Louise held his face before Rudy cleared his throat, "Um, Louise, what are you d-" "What are you right now?" "Um, What?"

"What are you, Rudy? Right in this moment, what are you being?"

Rudy furrowed his brow and thought carefully, "An idiot sandwich?"

Louise dropped her hands and folded her arms, still glaring. "Rudy, I would never abandon you! You're my best friend! The Rudymeister! I threw you a benefit! I wouldnt throw a benefit for just anyone. Why would you think that I would abandon you!"

Louise frowned, staring down at the ground in angry silence. She was hurt her best friend would think so little of her. As if she could fathom a day when Rudy wouldn't be in her life. It was unthinkable.

Rudy swallowed hard, now nervous and suddenly embarrassed at hyperventilating into a panic attack. He unfurled his legs and moved a little closer to her.

"You're right, I don't know, it's just the Pestos can do things that I can't and I thought you would prefer them to me. I don't want to hold you back."

Louise glowered at him, "Yeah, they are my friends but they are the Pestos and you're you! I don't compare you guys, that's dumb. That's like comparing me to Tina and Gene. "

Rudy laughed shakily, staring at the underneaths of the table. Sure a lot of gum under the tables. "You're right, Louise. I was just uh being silly. Won't happen again. I promise."

Louise groaned, now frustrated at herself. She wasn't good at this soothing thing, was she? She was supposed to make Rudy feel better not worse. She sighed again and steeled herself into a softer approach. Moving slowly so as not to startle him, she grabbed his hand.

"Hey, I am sorry. I don't want you to feel like you aren't enough. Because you are, you're always more than enough. I would never just abandon you. Unfortunately for you, you're stuck with me for life pal. I'm going to be there when you are Rudy the Illusionary Visionary and you're going to be there for me when I get this place the respect it deserves from this town. " Louise squeezed his hand and glanced at his from the side of her eyes.

She couldn't look at him straight throughout her mushy speech, but to her immense relief, he wasn't crying anymore. Rather a beaming smile grew across his face and he faced her fully, eyes glowing bright and shiny. "You're my best friend, Louise. I wouldn't know what I would without you." He said earnestly, squeezing her hand slightly.

Louise squeezed back briefly before dropping his hand and raising it to ruffle his hair. "Psh, you would be a tax accountant without me. Until I chop down your door with a flame thrower to save you from the IRS and boredom."

Rudy laughed, chest no longer tight although he took a puff of his inhaler just to be on the safe side. He slowly got up and helped Louise to her feet. He glanced out the window and saw that the Pestos were gone. Only piles of feathers and a few sesame seeds were left on the sidewalk.

Louise stretched and knocked her shoulder against Rudy.

" Come on, let's go down to the wharf to catch some crabs. I want to give one a knife. Let's see if we can make one King Crab."

Rudy laughed and followed Louise into the kitchen. There wasn't anywhere else in the world that he would rather be than crowning crustaceans with his best friend. However, he should make sure it was a butter knife and not a butcher knife.

[sailoreuterpe]

BRIAN HUSKY IS "if Google was a Guy"!!!!

[stevetwisp]

how louise's hat got its patches,

featuring Regular Sized Rudy and Millie

[laz-kay]

One of the greatest developments in Bob’s Burgers imo is that Rudy is just… there now. There’s this unspoken rule around Rudy that he’s practically an honorary Belcher, and he casually slots himself into their lives so effortlessly. His character has been so well developed over the years that he now fits into any circumstance the Belcher’s find themselves in.

He ditched two separate Thanksgiving meals with his Mom and Dad just to see how The Belcher’s Thanksgiving played out, ended up eating with them, and probably stayed the whole evening.

He’s made multiple appearances in the kid’s fantasies, especially Louise’s. Gene and Tina even included Rudy in their renditions of Louise’s future, because of course Rudy is going to be there. Why wouldn’t he be?

When his family’s dinner took a turn for the worst, his first port of call was the restaurant. He knew he’d be safe there and would automatically click into whatever situation the Belchers had going on. He’s such a natural fit.

Tina, Gene and Louise have always sat by themselves at lunch; it's their tradition to hang out over their breaktime. Rudy sliding his way into their conversation here feels so natural and unforced, like he was always a part of their family. They're so used to him being around, they don't even question when he turns up out of nowhere.

The only other character who comes close to what Rudy has with the Belchers is Teddy. Teddy has been a constant since season 1, but he is yet to have an episode based solely around him without the Belchers looming over the storyline. "Thanks-Hoarding" was about Teddy, sure, but the Belcher's still had a huge role to play within that episode and was from their POV as opposed to Teddy's.

"The Amazing Rudy" was from his POV throughout, and the Belchers were a secondary narrative. He's the first character outside of the main five to have an episode of their own, and I think that's a statement in itself.

Idk, man. I just really think he's neat and deserves the absolute world. I could talk about him all fricken day tbh.