hi so i was wondering if u could do one like “Eric Cartman x Reader - South Park's days are OVER.” but with kyle, like they are the same and everything, idk if u have already done it
Kyle Broflovski x Reader - South Park might be saved, after all??
Which means we get the version where Kyle meets someone similiar to himself! It's like a 'sequel', (but not really, more like an alternative version with same trope) to “Eric Cartman x Reader - South Park's days are OVER.”
Remember that when I write for South Park, they're teenagers at less(16 y/o minimum), adults at most! it's silly i write it every south park post but better safe than sorry~
I gave Kyle green color for easier reading experience in dialogues!
note: color code might be broken because lately tumblr on pc is being silly goofy
Kyle had a great grasp of how fucked up situations in south park are having occurances
Aaand he's pretty aware there will be noone else who understands him.
Or so he thought.
There is a new student announced to be in his class while you all were in 4th grade or so?
And you seemed not too quiet, nor too shy, but surely smart enough not to push yourself into any weird situations.
Teacher sat you both together and Kyle tries to talk you up-
"Hey! I'm Kyle, it's refreshing to have a new face around. Want to play with us on long break?"
It's nice to have a new group to play with, so you agree.
Ah, kids and their not complicated feelings, right? <3
You tag along, and you grew really quickly to dislike Cartman-
It's not hard to hate him he's UNBEARABLE,
Kyle wants to let out his signature "Shut up, fatass!"
but you beat him to it-
"Shut up, fatso, mama did not taught you to behave, or was she absent in your life like yo papa?"
You had NO idea he's fatherless and it made other guys go "OOOHHHH--"
you made yourself an enemy in Cartman,
but an ally in Kyle.
You seemed to have similiar nerdy interests,
From playing Stick of Truth and heroes,
to DnD (that he played online, because not with his group-- but he invited you into his new online session!!)
Beside Terrance and Philip, Kyle also liked that vampire/werewolf series called "Under Devil's grasp" that seemed mostly for girls or boring, yet he liked it in secret and once he caught you watching first episodes, just...because,
and then joined you, for his own re-watch and your first watch, he liked seeing how you reacted
"HOW COULD YOU?" you asked out of sudden once, in a call,
"How could I what?" Kyle asks, having you on speaker while he does his homework.
" YOU KNEW ALL THE TIME THAT BARRY WILL BE KILLED AND YOU DID NOTHING TO WARN ME, I GREW TO LOVE HIM AND NOW HE'S GONE."
"Well, you said no spoilers?"
"KYLE."
He giggles, "Plus he had death flags since always so-"
He's playing, it turns out Barry barely lived and hid for like season and a half to return in dramatical moment that he watched with you and you SCREAMED.
And he has a blast with your reactions <3
And so on, you bond over similiarities,
Over years you put many blood, sweat and tears into your friendship, and you're glued by hip. Kyle won't ever pick between you and Stan who is his closer friend, it would be even cruel to ask.
You two got along decently, good, not badly, but it always seemed you're more closer with Kyle than Stan.
You grew beside each other and your families became one, big family because of how close you've gotten between each other and made them grow closer. (Or not if your relation with them is bad)
No matter your family (or your own) relligion, you spend Hanukkah with Kyle and it's almost a norm of you being around.
Listen, Ike? Absolutely adores you. Kyle sometimes has a laugh your'e more of an older sibling than he is.
(Absolute bull, we all know Ike loves Kyle the most <3)
Kyle's family wanted to make little ride to nearest amusement park
Of course they suggested you go too! You're a part of the family already <3
You have the fun of your lives, all of you. Kyle's parents mostly chill around but you, Kyle and Ike are using all the activities possible while you can, stuffing yourselves with snacks and sweets.
Bad idea, if you'd ask me
You went to roller coaster and none of you paid no mind in that choice,
but Kyle's stomach DID pay a mind
Especially in a middle where he felt like throwing out
And hell, he did! But he took out his hat and puked int oit so noone got blessed with mix of dinner and snacks.
He was almost carried out of the roller coaster by you--
You decided to go to ferris wheel and call it after a day.
They were two-people cabin on the wheel, so Ike let you two have one while he went with some other random kid.
Ike is your biggest wingman, he did that on purpose of course. Little guy <3
When you're up high, alone, with Kyle, having option to look at all the view, you can't help but to look at little buildings under you, and then to take a peak at Kyle.
Oh boy, were you surprised when you met his gaze-
He blushed furiously and muttered "Sorry- Uh- did not mean to stare."
Of course - you did not mind, but that was SURPRISING.
You did not bother him about it though. Whatever he had in mind - nothing, or something, he will come around.
But you might've realised that you DO have feelings towards your childhood best friend. For sure.
You remember how I mentioned your shared liked series with Kyle, "Under Devil's grasp" ? Soo...
Imagine it was near end, and studio decided to make finale into movie, two and half hour long one.
It's a series you two follow since you were kids, OF COURSE you have to be there in the cinema.
You ride with Kyle to big city, with his freshly acquired driver license and shitty car of his.
You enjoy your WHOLE drive there, time spent in bigger city, it all was just amazing.
Series, even though it was mostly about vampires and werewolves, was called "Under Devil's grasp" and it's very questionable, for years there were just theories, yet the movie after all those years of content literally ended with said title as last words.
Y'all were crying already enough but it was such a HIT in the face
When you walked out of cinema you whipped your tears out of your eyes, so did Kyle, as you giggled and gushed about the ending of your beloved series.
Ride home was mixed, going from peaceful to chaotic, just atosphere was...magical. Lights of highway, music blasting loudly and Kyle jamming to it, while you take a glance with full adoration at him.
You sing a little, then you rest and sooner than later end up in South Park.
Kyle drives to your house first to drop you off, walks out of car to walk you to your door, and gazes at you.
"Thank you...for today. I had fun! I hope you did too."
"I did, you kidding me? Thanks for even offering. I...really appreciate it."
Kyle seems to hesitate, and then sighs deeply.
"...I love you."
" Yeah, good night to you too man- oh wait what the fuck-??"
"I...wanted to say so, and today's spent time with you made me realise I'd hate you to spend the day out of South Park with someone else. I'd hate for you to have late-night drives with somebody else, I'd hate to see you happy with somebody else because...well, I wish you stayed with me. Of course I mean- have fun with others, I just...I wish you'd keep your heart on my hands. It's fine if you'd prefer to stay friends, I hope it doesn't break our friendship. But I uh...I wanted to let you know."
...that was...a lot. Wow."
He thinks it's a rejection, but...
It's not, really
You grab his cheeks and kiss him before he can get into tangent of self-doubt.
Then smile at him,
and say:
"Information saved. Let's grab something to eat tommorow together too, alright, boyfriend?"
You smile and wave him away goodnight and closed your door.
...
"...boyfriend?"
He's so giddy pls <3
Other's reactions:
Ike:
FUCKING FINALLY 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALO.
My little dude was waiting for the moment you hold hands and kiss each other already for TOO LONG
I mean, don't kiss too much in front of him he'd gag, it's still his older brother we're talking about
but at least Kyle pinning over you days are OVER.
He congratulates you and gives you gift cards of "congratulations on marriage!" drew with crayons and pencils
My man Ike is an anime fan, he made you badass gift card <3
Stan:
Not surprised but surprised at the same time.
He's second biggest fan, first being Ike
He learned the news from Kyle himself the same night you became a thing, later Ike hit him up because he was excited BSHSH
He hears Kyle out and congratulates him A LOT
Kenny:
He kind off knew? everyone kind off knew but he was sure you were already dating so...
news were shocking because
"Weren't you dating already? damn-"
he was sure you're married and expecting a kid/j
he doesn't have strong reaction because, as I said, it's not much of a news for him not going to lie
Cartman:
He always tried taking away whatever Kyle loved the most
So he's salty he failed this time
He always makes you both miserable, with slightest show of affection he is making big clown show out of it
Enough that just guys ask you to STOP with PDA because Cartman is being fucking annoying
He's just that salty single friend man for sure <3
Lemme be honest, it's not one of my best works, but I have (I am in a middle of...) 9 days streak of work straight, I am exhausted beyond human belief, but maybe because my ability to hold my ground is shitty, thanks depreshon--
So yes, It's not my best piece, but it was pretty much expected, so :>
I wanted to tag @bath1lda because of "kyle kyle" spam ask hehe- I hope you, and everyone else who read it, a nice "have a good read" :>
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In the vast expance of the universe, it is impossible for humanity to be its sole inhabitor. In the near future, we may reap what we sow as a result of brodcasting our progress throughout the universe. Perhaps as a way to make ourselves more interesting or as a way to communicate with extratarrestials. However, is it the most intelligent thing to broadcast our existence to a potentially dangerous species? A species that does not share our morals, our code of conduct, and most importantly, our empathy for other sapiant spieces. currently, we can only conseptualize only three types of alien socities. The parasitic spieces, a hive-like spieces, and a techlologicly superior spieces. Moreover, these theorized spieces may not even view us as intelligent and may view us the same way we view the humble ant colony. This is why for humanity for ensure we have a good first contact with extratarrestials, we must do two things: we must come togeather under a common flag when the fate of the world is at stake and we must bolster our planitary defences.
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These ideas are radical because they are so different from what we are accustomed to. Becasue of this many will label me a madman. However, I ask of you would you rather have a world of peace, or a world of perpetual war, conflict, strife, were the world could be ended with the press of a button or worse. We are culled by any alien spieces that wishes to, simply on a whim. we must come togeather under a common goal, under a common flag. To ensure we are not vaporized out of existance again like many species have on our planet. we must understand that with this technology we could be mining gold, iron, cobalt, and a myriad of other elements. We could be assembling great ships that take our spieces to the next planet or our own moon. We could be so much more than what we are if we put aside our differences and come togeather for the sake of our spieces.
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