#riley cackles

[delightingintragedy]

my tip to befriending nature spirits is to just like Go There and be around them. maybe sprinkle a few native seeds for the birds, give a squirrel a little pile of nuts, clean up a bit, sing a little, etc. they'll get used to you being around and be like "oh!!! the human who sings to us is back!!" its literally that easy. just do nice things and spend time with them, they'll warm up to you.

[myenterpriseisparked]

SNW Directors S1: We are gonna make it so height differences between the characters are not super obvious.

SNW Directors S2: We simply MUST accentuate the fact that Rebecca Romjin is approximately Amazon Warrior Goddess feet tall.

[jekyllnahyena]

Simon may not have learned anything new here, but he didn’t need the reminder to be so public.

(courtesy of me seeing a small clip of one of the most insane arm bar take downs and going ‘that’s hot’)

[gomzdrawfr]

Guide to the two boyfriends, thanks @tapioca-milktea1978 for the idea lmao

Price

Ghost

[starry-nights12]

WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL!!!

+Bonus gif💖💘

[frankiesteinart]

[yeenybeanies]

-Sudden image of winged!Soap roosting on giant!Ghost’s head pops in mind.- . . . -Laughs hysterically.- Why do I get the feeling that giant!Ghost would get annoyed and try to shoo him away, but at the same time would allow it because birds have hollow bones and he doesn’t want to hurt (any variation of) Soap. I don’t know though, what do you think?? (Your work and art is extraordinary!! Keep it up, don’t stress, and take your time.) ‘xD

oooOOOOO WINGED AU + GIANT AU!! anon your brain is huge

this is fun too because winged!soap Looks a lot bigger than he actually is, with a wingspan that is almost twice giant!ghost’s height. he could sit on ghost’s shoulder & touch the ground with his wingtips.

BUT MOREOVER to the scenario you have given me: i feel like giant!ghost would probably be Less careful with winged!soap! since soap can fly, there’s no real danger to dropping him or shoving him off or throwing him. & yes, soap would absolutely perch on ghost at any given opportunity. don’t think ghost would mind it much, either. might get a little annoyed at first, bark at soap to get the fuck off, push him off, etc.; but when soap keeps coming back, ghost just accepts his fate.

but if anyone else tries to perch on him, he’ll get annoyed. & soap will get annoyed too. sorry, this big, skull-wearing bastard is his perch & his alone.

[melodiousoblivionao3]

Underrated woso heroes:

Ali Riley and her parents

[incorrect141]

Soap: Ghost... How do I begin to explain Ghost?

Y/N: Ghost is flawless.

Gaz: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.

Price: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.

Roach: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.

[delightingintragedy]

"you cant do spells when youre emotional, only when youre calm, grounded, and balanced"

as someone with bipolar disorder id like you to shut the fuck up

[nalawayward]

Guys, Ghost in his skull mask is so silly. Have you seen his side profile in that thing?

I'm so sorry😭😭😭😭

[haelestorm]

𝗥𝗜𝗟𝗘𝗬 𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗤𝗨𝗢𝗧𝗘𝗦 : 3 / ∞ featuring eddie price ( @m0bhit )

— 𝙢𝙪𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙨 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵 / 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 —

[gomzdrawfr]

Maam, can i pls respectfully request smol/kindergarten König playing/having lunch with Horangi and 141. Thanks!!

Hewo~ Kindergarten AU is such a cute idea, so have Paperbox Konig and Tiger dressup Horangi with the rest :3

Caretaker Price found out later, that all the tissue papers were used.

[figkeele]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Oxenfree (Video Games) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Riley Poverly/Jacob Summers Characters: Jacob Summers, Riley Poverly Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Oxenfree II: Lost Signals Spoilers, Olivia Ending, Mistaken for Being in a Relationship, Meeting the Parents Summary:

So yeah, they're friends without prefixes, right? An awkward family dinner won't change that, but having a crush on said friend might.

[curator-on-ao3]

Prompt - spock and una getting stuck together in increasingly weird and suggestive situations. Dealers choice on if they remain friends or cross the line eventually.

Oh, hell yeah! The idea of this:

being just the beginning of a series of bizarrely suggestive situations these two get into is absolutely fantastic. Thank you for such a great prompt, @fiadorable! 💕

For all who are even a little bit tempted to read about Spock, Una, and their shenanigans:

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV), Star Trek: Short Treks

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Number One | Una Chin-Riley/Spock (Star Trek)

Characters: Number One | Una Chin-Riley (Star Trek), Spock (Star Trek)

Additional Tags: Prompt Fic, Humor, Situations, Choices, Eventual Smut

Summary: Una and Spock keep finding themselves … getting close.

(Note: I regret nothing. 😈)

[ghostsessioned]

Just had another silly idea

(Riley tries and fails to get her back on tage after the whole dating thing)

R: so are you dating those two?

T(s?): *Doesn't even blink* yes.

R: uh-oh!, Okay.

T: OHH MY GOD

R: what?

T: MY MOTHER'S FUCKING HOMOPHOBIC OH MY GOOODDDDDD

R: that was not what I meant by that..

"MY MOTHER'S FUCKING HOMOPHOBIC OH MY GOOODDDDDD" is making me LOSE it

sage : hey, i'm a lesbian riley : i thought you were american