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obsessedwithegos · 2 years
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Now extremely fascinated in Brett 👀
ghfdghdkjfg Okay so Brett doesn't have a design and I don't have a lot of information on him but take what I do have!
Brett is a frat boy that met Tael and Emil while he was getting matching tattoos with his bros. (The tattoos are various animals that people typically see as 'pests' [i.e. raccoons, pigeons, squirrels, etc] holding flowers.) Tael was using Emil to show off some healed/aged examples of his work.
Brett was the only one that asked if Emil was a vampire, upon confirmation that Emil *is* a vampire he started asking if it's true that he drinks blood. Yes.
Could he eat normal food if there's blood in it? Yes, but he can also- just eat normal food but it doesn't really have too much benefit.
Wait, so could he eat a subpath sandwich?? Yeah???? No fucking way, guys get the tattoos I'll be right back.
and thus the journey of Brett getting Emil various human foods just to see what would happen when he eats them began. He also usually gets something for Tael but sometimes it slips his mind.
He usually tips like 50% when it comes to getting tattoos so while Tael gets a bit annoyed by the food antics, he tolerates Brett bc he's overall pretty good/decent!
He also did get that tattoo! His was a skunk holding a lily of the valley :>
While he mostly learned Tael's name (He thinks it's Teal and not Tael) he never learned Emil's name. But he knows he's kept in the basement!
general: @emmettnet @thebluejaysworld
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sparklepirate · 11 months
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Alright, final thoughts on Brisingr.
You know what half the book was dwarven politics but I ate that shit up.
The more I read these again the more I appreciate the nuance of Eragon's character. It's super rare for me to like a main protagonist as much as I like him, but he has so many things going on. He's heroic, but in a deeply existentialist way, which leads him to be a bit cruel/callous towards his brother. He is smart and a quick learner, both academically and on his feet, but he does and thinks some of the stupidest things sometimes. He was forced to grow up so fast, so while he often comes across as mature and self-assured, internally he is still just a kid, or perhaps a very, very young man, and that kid part of him still shines through sometimes. He does and will do what he has to do to help the world, but he is constantly surprised to find new avenues of guilt when confronted with various consequences of his actions, but he still presses on. He is still learning his place in life not only as a dragon rider and a hero, but just as a person in general, and I think that's so cool and interesting to read! And he's also dealing with the trauma of the everything that's happening to him, but doesn't quite yet seem to realize that he isn't alone in his feelings. He is a dork, and I love him, and I want to be his friend, and I want him to accrue a whole squad of older sibling figures to help him through his stuff.
Along the lines of trauma, I hope he and Roran get to talk about this stuff. They both have moments of berating themselves over being weak for having strong feelings about killing and participating in a war, and I wish they would talk to each other and realize they were not alone. ... Murtagh too but that's just wishful thinking. I'll just have to write that myself I suppose.
Saphira is also so good queen of my heart and my soul she is beauty she is grace if she were a human she would rip apart a rat with her bare hands and teeth and do a kegstand immediately afterwards with the blood still dripping down her face but her makeup would be FLAWLESS while she did it ❤️
This felt like the first book that really drove the point home of how close the two of them are, because this is the first time they had to be truly separated from each other. Every time they reunited and they were just so filled with joy and love I just 🥺
As always- Murtagh deserves better!!! He and Thorn!!! He is in this position because he was too compassionate for Eragon (being led to the Varden), and then Thorn (swearing fealty to save him), and no one really cares about him but he still hopes and he still loves!!! Obviously, like, being on opposite sides of the conflict no one is going to not try to kill him, they kind of don't have a choice, but... Damn. I won't say too much more about him until after Inheritance but like. Damn. Justice for my husband.
On that note, the absolute betrayal he must have felt upon finding out that Oromis and Glaedr existed. Granted, by him becoming a dragon rider it was already too late for them to help him, but still. It's just kind of a tragic circumstance that everyone was so powerless in this situation, and like... Being literally possessed by Galbatorix for a bit there was. Hmm. Bad. I'm sure we'll be dissecting THAT in the new book.
It makes me wonder how much of this situation could have been prevented if the elves and the dwarves weren't so consistently self-serving. I think that's what makes Nasuada such an effective leader in comparison to them. She will get shit done, and she will set aside pride whenever she needs to to achieve the best results. Now, she has her flaws, which I know are explored more in Inheritance, but I can understand her constant frustration with the other kingdoms refusal to help or share important secrets that could have helped them sooner/prevented bloodshed.
And as far as secrets go... I don't know. It's hard to gauge "should have" or "shouldn't have" with most of the things Oromis and Glaedr neglected to tell Eragon and Saphira (or anyone), but the eldunarí feels like the most cut and dry. I guess they weren't anticipating Thron hatching but like. If that's the source of Galbatorix's power... It might have been useful for literally anyone to know about that before now. Arya didn't even know, for god's sake.
Speaking of Arya, I like her way way more this read through!!! And I do not ship her and Eragon literally at all sorry I'm a hater ❤️
RIP Oromis though sucks that you died.
Onto Inheritance!
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howlingday · 6 days
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The leader of the Branwen Tribe is Raven Branwen, sister of Qrow Branwen, mother of Yang Branwen, and lover to Taiyang Branwen. Yes, this will all be on the test.
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Shay: Hey, maybe we should ask that new warrior that just popped up in Vale. R... Ru... Reuben?
Vernal: You mean that little girl who almost cried on Atlas TV? What's she gonna do? Cry on the Grimm?
Shay: Ha! Nice one, V!
Vernal: What a loser!
Ruby: (Listens to them all laugh at her, Sniffles)
Yang: Don't worry, Yang. They'll come around eventually.
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Raven: Who are you?
Ruby: I'm Ruby Rose! Daughter of Summer Rose and Taiyang Xiao Long, half-sister to Yang Xiao Long, daughter of Raven Branwen. Yes, this will be on the test.
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Ruby: (Thinking) There he is. Hehe... Little does Tyrian know, he's walking right into my trap. As soon as he tries to lay a hand on me, I'll give that murderer more than he barga-
Qrow: (Screams)
Ruby: Oh, fuck! He's killing Uncle Qrow! Okay, so, that wasn't part of the plan. But we can roll with it.
Ruby: (Eyes closed) Ahem! Oh, look at me! I am asleep and... vulnerable. I wouldn't want Tyrian to come and kill me like what happened to my Uncle Qrow just now! Man, that sure would suck~!
Tyrian: (Thinking) Hehe... Little does that sleeping girl know, I'm gonna do the exact thing she just said. I might have ignored her if she didn't acknowledge how vulnerable and averse to being killed she is. What an idiot~!.
Ruby: (Grabs Tyrian's tail)
Tyrian: NANI?!
Ruby: I meant to think of a clever one-liner to say before ripping your tail off, but I forgot, so... I'm just gonna do it.
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Ruby: (Crashes through the wall)
Salem: Why the hell didn't you just take the stairs?
Ruby: You had a catapult by the moat and the bridge was up and- Oh, forget it!
Ruby: (Slashes Salem, No effect)
Ruby: (Slashes Salem, No effect)
Ruby: (Slashes Salem, No effect)
Ruby: ...Welp, that's the first time I ever failed to penetra-
Salem: (Grabs Ruby, Slams her against the walls)
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Salem: Hey! Keep your hands off that relic! It's an heirloom!
Ruby: Heh... The only heirloom around her is... Uh... Y-Your head is about to be... No...
Ruby: Look, I'm going to cut your head off, but I can't think of a way to tie that into what you just said. So... (Decapitates Salem)
Ruby: Phew... I'm glad to see nobody see me drop the ball with the one-liners again.
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Ruby: So then I grabbed the sword and she was like, "Get your hands off that! It's an heirloom!"
Yang: Ooh! Did you hit back with something cool, like, "Your head will be an heirloom once I lop it off!"
Shay: Hoohoo!
Vernal: Dude, that's good!
Ruby: Uh... Pfft! Yeah! Of course I did!
Ruby: (Turns away) Dammit!
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Raven: I must say, Ruby, you've truly outdone yourself. Killing one of Salem's court is impressive enough, but killing Salem herself?! My dear, you have outdone yourself.
Ruby: Hell yeah, I have! Also, I found this old relic sword thing. But, uh, it used to be a lot bigger and heavier, so it's way more impressive that I brought it back the way it was when it broke.
Raven: You don't say. You know, looking at this damaged relic of an age long passed reminds me of the futility of chasing only one's personal glory. In the end, even the greatest of huntresses are still mere mortals and no amount of fancy armor or weapons, or fame or wealth, will ever change that simple face. Perhaps what truly matters in life is dedicating yourself to others in a kindness so that they may hold you in their hearts long after you... Ruby? Where'd you go?
Crowd: KEGSTAND! KEGSTAND! KEGSTAND!
Ruby: (Doing the kegstanding)
Yang: OH MY GOD, SHE'S THE COOLEST SISTER EVER~!
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pluckysidekick · 1 year
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Nancy Drew Season 4 Trailer Part 3
I’m breaking down the trailer frame by frame because I’m just that obsessed. Part 1 and Part 2 are up. I’m using behind the scenes content, Twitter posts from cast and crew, podcasts, and published articles to try to tie each scene to a potential episode. It’s the best info we have, but in the end it’s all just fun speculation and I could be totally wrong.
So there was this:
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“You are not going to die tonight.” Whoa. Thanks to @nancydrewghost for posting an enhanced shot of this scene, it lets us see all the little details. Everyone’s first assumption was that Nancy is holding Ace. Who has an arrow in his chest! Archery camp jokes aside (Ace has great aim), it’s pretty clear here that this is not Ace, but Henry Zaga, who is a regular cast member in S4 and possibly Nancy’s new alternate love interest, and the son of Ryan’s newest enemy. Read here, here, and here for more about Henry and his potential character if this is news to you - we’ll talk more about him in a later blog as he appears again in the trailer.
If you remember, Kennedy shared these emoji clues back in late October:
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We may have identified the arrow to the heart emoji inspo here - unfortunately it doesn’t refer to Ace and Nancy’s love for each other 💔. I am still stunned by the physical arrow in the heart - this is new territory for our little ghost show. We’ll discuss more when we get to Nancy WITH A CROSSBOW. Please let Ace be the one to teach her how you use it!!
Now what episode is this? We haven’t seen Nancy’s particular cable knit polo sweater before in any of the behind the scenes content. Looking through the BTS we have and the timelines of when they were shared, the episodes where we’ve seen little to none of Nancy’s wardrobe are 8, 9, 10. The exception is November 1 when the cast greeted fans while filming courtroom scenes - Kennedy wore a red sweater and checked blazer. The courtroom scene filming was postponed from earlier, so I’m thinking that was episode 9.
What we do have is this photo from Henry Zaga from Nov 5th ish:
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His hair and facial hair look exactly like they do in the trailer scene, and I imagine he’d get muddy lying on the ground in the woods. So my best guess is the trailer scene is from Episode 10, but it could also have been the tail end of 9. Henry was back and filming the final episodes after this, so presumably Nancy doesn’t let him die. Nancy’s always ready to save her friends and love interests (poor Owen didn’t stand a chance though, RIP).
The next scene is back to the cemetery.
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This seems to be a clear cut Episode 1 scene (I’ve left out the creepy ghost for the faint of heart). Nice to see us right back in the action from the end of Season 3 with no time jump (now time travel, we’ll get to that later).
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Kennedy was dressed in classic Nancy Drew mode here on Day 3 of filming while cowering from a cicada (same, they are SO LOUD), and Kennedy’s stand-in was hanging out in the grave location for this shot.
The real mystery - will we get to see Kegstand in Season 4?
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@beenwaitingtoolong Max continued X
If only she knew how often he does cry these days. In the late night/early morning when he should be sleeping he cries through the pain and the fear that his nightmares grip him with. He cries remembering the angry words of a father who was more pissed they were at the mall in the first place than he was glad both kids were alive.
At that moment he was just trying to let the grief out. Let the anger run it’s course in a way that would only hurt himself. Because his body healed more than most would after something tried to rip him apart but he’s still weak. He can’t lift his weights, he can’t do the stupid fucking kegstand, and most importantly he can’t play basketball. Any chance at a scholarship gone.
His chance to leave his asshole father behind, gone.
Billy threw an old little league ball he hated right through his window before he heard Max at his door. Hearing her voice made the anger bleed out and replaced it with shame. “Stay out, Max. There’s broken glass.” His voice comes out tired and ashamed.
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eddie munson could do a 42 second kegstand but billy hargrove couldn’t withstand even one of eddie’s bong rips, send tweet.
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amrosesim · 6 months
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It's makeover time!
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Here at Uni, things are getting pretty wild.
Between failing at kegstand, and flirting with your hot professor, we've actually managed to make a good friend?
Introducing Rhea Abrams, a goofy and sweet computer science major. Isn't she adorable?
They fit like two peas in a pod, although Miss Stella might be slightly more chaotic. Rhea simply stands to the side with a fistfull of locks at Mary's hair-ripping antics.
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honestly the biggest plot twist of the season was kegstand turned out to be just a normal cat
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you BUTCHER kegstand? you squeeze his heart like the lemon? oh! oh! jail for temperance! jail for temperance for Seven Generations!!!!!
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Legends at a party HC's?
Oooooh okay. For context this is like, general house party, there are alcohol and maybe some drugs idk. Last time I was at a party I got drunk and walked into a friend of a friend’s house barefoot to piss off his mom. Anyway!
Bloodhound: They’re vibing in the corner. They may not want to participate in much of the socializing except for a few people they know, but they do enjoy the energy that comes from being in a nice crowd; besides, they love to people watch and catch all the gossip. They are also getting progressively drunker throughout the night and without having moved a single inch will probably be more trashed than anyone else, though you’d never know.
Gibraltar: Grill/food master. If he’s hosting no one goes hungry or thirsty. Not hosting he’s the beer pong master and can totally bring the wallflowers into the open comfortably. Doesn’t even need a beer in him to leap into the pool off the roof.
Lifeline: She knows how to party hard; hard drinking and maybe some marijuana if she’s already messed up, but she hasn’t been like that since a couple years before she left Psamthe. She does like to drink, but usually she takes the time to actually relax and talk with people. Will spend all night playing card or board games and periodically runs around to make sure no drunk is stuck in a compromising position. If Octane is around, they’re yelling at each other over Crash Team Racing because they get into a big fight over who gets to play Luigi if they play Mario Kart.
Pathfinder: He likes to be helpful and pass around drinks! Actually a decent barman if Mirage programs the recipes right. Otherwise is kind of like the kid or the dog wandering around the party; people talk to him sometimes, keep their drinks or food out of disaster zone, and generally find him entertaining. Occasionally performs “move drunk person to more suitable area” duty.
Wraith: Like Bloodhound, but without as much drinking, nurses 3 appletinis through the whole night. More likely to watch people play video games than anything else. Will play solitare on her own but will readily join Cards Against Humanity and really enjoys listening to other people’s stories. Much livelier at smaller gatherings.
Bangalore: Knows how to party. Got her first working fake ID when she was 16 and has been going strong since. Doesn’t go as hard as she used to but will drink a lot and is honestly a riot to be around, very jovial though also combative. Spends most of her time chatting in circles of people and thinking up weird drinking challenges and is a great drunk chef. Overall a bit of a bro. Typically wakes up somewhere strange. Queen of kegstands.
Caustic: Keeps to the dark corners, rarely engages in conversation and is rarely engaged. Is actually courteous and polite per social convention. Smokes cigarettes on the porch and makes tiny sandwiches with the dinner rolls to eat with the dog whenever it wanders by. If there’s a cat, he will spend the whole time petting it. Leaves early.
Mirage: Per his modus operandi, is the life of the party if he can help it. Can get a little obnoxious sometimes, but mostly mixes really good drinks and makes jokes that aren’t as funny as the stuff he says when having a normal conversation. Is actually pretty chill if he doesn’t feel like he needs to entertain, usually doesn’t get too drunk and is the go-to guy to dissolve any disputes, which he’s surprisingly good at, but given he owns and runs a bar it really isn’t that surprising.
Octane: Jumps off the roof into the pool, takes a shot whenever someone mentions their ex, gets a bunch of knuckleheads together to see who can take the biggest bong rip then immediately stims to counteract most of the effects. Starts a game of truth or dare and comes up with the most creative dares and some unexpected truths that cause some genuine conversation. Will challenge anyone to a video game battle. Will not remember the night more than likely, but will remember it was awesome.
Wattson: Doesn’t drink but does have more soda than she’d usually allow herself. Brings headphones to block out noise or listen to her own tunes if things get too loud. Mostly makes rounds at the food table and will probably end up with the chillest group of folks that are there talking, gaming, or doodling. Probably DD if she came with friends.
Crypto: Drinks little, talks little, except when he’s gaming and talking shit during gaming. Probably got dragged there by someone else. Stashes food in his pockets at the end of the night. Mostly leans against the wall looking like the angsty cover for a punk band in 2005. Will think about flirting with someone but will chicken out and convince himself he can’t be bothered with all his bullshit. Has gotten in a shouting match over Uno because he forgets drunk people are stupid.
Revenant: If he is at a party he is after someone. Might eviscerate the dog. Will definitely break all the liquor because he’s a bastard.
Loba: Socialite, will get buzzed but mostly carries around a glass of wine and be a little too dressed up for the occasion. Prepared to deal with a drunk asshole that thinks she owes them something. Loves to dance and will probably be the one to start up a dance floor if no one else has. Flirts a lot, more than usual. Will always win Cards Against Humanity. Tries to keep track of who should really go home and organizes willing DD’s. Pays for pizza if it is ordered.
Rampart: Fun, happy-go-lucky party gal who wants to control the tunes and will dance, despite the fact she cannot, in any universe, actually dance. Somehow, that makes it better, and she’s a lot like Gibraltar in that she can move from group to group and really bring people out of their shells. Pure wild energy, but unlike Octane she has a stopping point. If she gets too drunk she gets very philosophical and will not remember anything she said the next morning, though it will have changed the course of at least someone’s life. Mixes a little bit of every alcohol together to see what it tastes like.
Horizon: If she’s not drinking she’s being the mom, making sure no one is too trashed, people are having fun, and stops arguments by directing people to do other stuff away from each other. If she’s drinking? She’s wild, but the enigmatic, charming wild that spouts off rousing speeches and sings old folk songs; also very silly and a little touchy-feely. You will be hugged. Is still hard to piss off, but if you actually manage to do it, run. Will fall asleep in a little ball behind a potted plant, and the dog will be cuddling with her.
Fuse: Laughing, rowdy drunk lad that wants to make sure everyone is having fun whether he is hosting or not. Will drink all of the beer. King of kegstands. Everyone’s fun drunk dad or uncle. Really not much too it; somehow doesn’t have a hangover.
Valkyrie: Brings the most expensive liquor. Generally a good all-arounder at a party, will do a little bit of everything. Get’s a little too rowdy sometimes but has a very high alcohol tolerance so it’s kind of hard to get her to that point. Will make fun of lightweights but respects people who don’t want to drink. Will find the greasiest restaurant possible after the party and take whatever people will come with her there to eat way too much.
Seer: Very fun and gracious as a guest or host. Avoids drinking because he knows that if he does, and especially if he does while Octane is there, he will go full dumbass mode and someone will break a limb. Will try to play someone at a videogame and will be so naturally bad at it that eventually he’ll get a win out of pity and leave afterward so he’s done on a good point. Best dancer there.
Ash: Won’t show up.
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heroesandlovers · 2 years
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Nancy Drew 3x05 "The Vision of the Birchwood Prisoner"
Nancy
Nancy tells Park that they should consider Temperance as a person of interest in the murders. She also confronts him about potentially avoiding her since their narrow escape from death together.
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OK but HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU AND ACE SAVED EACH OTHER? Maybe Nancy is projecting here.
The cafe owner being killed while Trott was in custody casts doubt on his arrest and the DA decides NOT to press charges. Nancy feels called to try and find evidence to keep Trott in jail.
Nancy goes to Bess and Temperance to try and help her “see the case from a birds’ eye view”. She’s hoping something from Temperance’s book of spells may help her get a better perspective of this case. Temperance suggests putting a spell on Trott’s memories, which would require distracting Park. A task Nancy thinks will be challenging but Temperance seems to solve quickly. Nancy is a little jealous of the attention Temperance seems to be getting from Park. She wants to think that she alone has impressed him.
Team NaTempBess! Bess distracts Park at Icarus Hall. They run into Kegstand…and Bess can’t help but notice the missing heart. Park and Bess go to bury Kegstand. Bess confronts Temperance about Kegstand. Temperance tells Bess she resurrected Kegstand to try and get his memories so she could learn more about the Frozen Heart Killer.
Nancy and Temperance go into Trott’s memories. They see Trott as a 10-year old, coming across a supernatural killer who freezes people’s and creature’s hearts just be touching them before ripping the hearts out. Trott was inspired by this and spent his life trying to replicate it but could never master the technique.
Shortly after they leave Trott, he collapses. Nancy is worried that their memory weave has caused his stroke. Her distress leads her to open up to, the one person she is always able to be vulnerable with....
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Carson is questioning Ace about his involvement with the Bobbsey’s. Carson tells Ace he should go to the police, and to bring his Dad. Ace goes into a protective spiral. He doesn’t want to get his Dad involved because he knows he won’t react well and that this will all be further stress on his Mom who has a heart condition. So of course Ace takes everything upon himself.
Ace spots the chocolate that looks just like the deliveries he had been asked to make. (As an aside, why is Carson telling Ace so much about this case when he told him he can’t be his lawyer- I’m not a lawyer but this seems like maybe breaching some professional boundaries here. It’s Ace though so I’ll allow it).
Ace eludes Carson but goes to Nancy for help in solving the cipher. She tells him she’s too busy at the moment 😭.
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Carson ignores Ace’s concerns and tells Thom anyway. He also later calls Nancy and tells her he is concerned. Nancy uses her eidetic memory to quickly solve the crossword.
She also quickly deduces that Ace may have Ryan’s car, loaned out to him in return for Ace taking care of his chore wheel duties. Carson is appropriately appalled. But it’s also super cute that Nancy recognizes the way Ace does the dishes. I know it’s because she notices literally EVERYTHING but it also just feels very domestic.
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Ace has a confrontation with his Dad at the end of the episode and his Mom overhears Ace talking about a “secret son”. I honestly don’t understand why Thom doesn’t want to tell his wife…didn’t this all happen before they were married?
Thom then lashes out at Ace and calls him a coddled child. He goes for Ace’s vulnerabilities about being somewhat aimless in his life, still sleeping in his childhood bedroom, leading Ace to move in with Nick.
George
Nick is left with no one working at the Claw (at least the show is aware of this ridiculous plot hole) and leans into the joke. He is also left wondering what George isn’t telling him when she goes off to meet with her Dad.
Once again- WHY DON’T PEOPLE TELL POOR NICK THINGS?
George is confronting her BioDad, who is a dentist. She sees him taking care of a kid.
“I wish I had a dentist like this growing up”- poor George. And poor very confused Nick who could kind of tell George was saying something important but was also utterly confused.
Nick asks Thom how he knew his wife was “the one” and Thom says “I didn’t want to grow old without her”. 💔 Nick KNOWS he’s not going to grow old with George.
George’s Dad was…really a selfish jerk. I do not stan. George proves to herself and to us once again how strong she is. She had no role models to show her what love and commitment were but she chose to be there for her sisters anyway.
When George tells Nick she went to see her Dad, he takes it very personally that she did not tell him before. Look, I do sometimes feel bad for Nick that he seems to be the last person people tend to open up to but…maybe Nick should spend some self-reflection on why that is? I think it’s because Nick does not excel at being a passive supporter. He wants to actively take on other people’s problems and try to fix them. So…people are hesitant to share things with Nick before they’re ready.
Aceism
Ace going “recycling” to get away from Nick and George arguing.
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Oikawa x reader ch. 9
Holy shit, HELLA long chapter! I just got so excited for this one, I couldn’t wait until Sunday lmao. Hope you like it, it was definitely one of the most fun to write 🤪
I stepped out of the car, the smell of salt washing over me. The sun was high in the sky, baking and hot today--perfect day for the beach. Kiyoko slid out of the passenger seat after me, her sheer white coverup doing nothing to conceal her matching white bikini underneath. I wore a pink strawberry sundress over a high waisted baby blue bikini with matching sandals and sunglasses. 
Daichi, Suga, and Yamaguchi joined us around the side of the car, since we had all carpooled together. From across the sandy parking lot, I saw Tanaka pull in, his car practically shaking with the volume of his music. Noya sat in the passenger seat, totally vibing with it, while Asahi, Hinata, Kageyama, and Tsukki sat in the back; all of them except for Hinata looking immensely uncomfortable. 
When they joined us, we all walked together onto the beach, where at least a hundred people were already gathered. Beach volleyball was set up, music blared from an unseen speaker, beer kegs were scattered at random intervals, picnic tables were covered with snacks and food, grills were going, and people talked, laughed, and swam in the ocean. 
I was momentarily overwhelmed by the amount going on, but Hinata grabbed my hand, bouncing with excitement. 
“Come with me,” he said, practically dragging me away. I managed to grab Kiyoko at the last second, not wanting to be abandoned on the beach with a bunch of people I didn’t know. 
Hinata headed towards a large circle of people who stood around a massive bonfire, despite the heat of the sun. I recognized a few of them, but didn’t know any by name. 
As Hinata approached, a tall, broad boy with spiky hair and silver dyed tips turned around. “Hey! Hey! Hey! It’s the little orange!” 
“Hey Bokuto!” Hinata said, running over. “How have you been?” 
“Gooooood, Fukurudani is playing better than ever, so I hope you’re prepared to be crushed by my amazing spikes!”
Another boy turned around, just as tall as Bokuto with spiky black hair. “Keep it down Bokuto, you’re so loud.” He looked over, noticing Hinata. “Heyy, it’s Hinata. Kenma, look who it is!” 
“Kuroo, leave me alone, I’m busy.” Kenma, a short kid with longer hair and blonde dyed tips had his eyes glued to his phone, tapping on the screen as he played some sort of game. 
“Hey, I want you all to meet someone!” Hinata gestured wildly at me, and most of the people around the bonfire turned to look. 
“Hi,” I smiled. “I’m Y/n L/n. It’s nice to meet all of you.”
“Heyoo, I’m Kōtarō Bokuto!” Bokuto roughly slapped me on the shoulder, almost making me fall on my face. 
“Tetsurō Kuroo, nice to meet you.” The other boy with the spiky hair stuck out his hand, and I shook. He gestured to the boy with the longer hair, who still hadn’t looked up from his game. “That’s my boyfriend, Kenma Kozume. Sorry, he’s a bit rude.” Kuroo jabbed Kenma, who let out an offended grunt and gave his boyfriend a death glare.
“I have drinks,” another extremely attractive boy with black hair joined the circle, passing a few red solo cups around. When the boy noticed me, he gave a short nod. “Hi, I’m Keiji Akaashi.”
I quickly reintroduced myself, smiling and accepting a cup filled with what smelled like beer. 
“Can I have one?” Hinata asked, and I almost burst out laughing. Hinata drinking beer? Usually he only liked fruity drinks like white claws, or just avoided alcohol altogether, taking orange juice instead.
Bokuto laughed loudly, but passed Hinata a red cup. 
“You won’t like it, Hinata,” Kenma muttered, but the Karasuno first year seemed determined. As I expected, disgust twisted his expression as he took a sip and he handed it off to Kiyoko immediately. 
“Where do you go to school, Y/n-san?” Akaashi asked, turning to me. 
“Oh, I’m the manager of Aoba Johsai. They had practice today, which is why I came with Karasuno.” 
“OOOOOH she’s ditched them!” Bokuto yelled. 
“Keep it down,” Akaashi said, rolling his eyes.
Hinata poked me. “Y/n-chan used to go to Karasuno as our manager, but her mom forced her to transfer, which is why you haven’t met her before.”
I nodded, feeling a little uncomfortable suddenly. I didn’t want to face the question of my loyalty quite yet, because which team would I choose? Seijoh or Karasuno? 
Luckily, I managed to move the conversation away from myself. “Where do you all go to school?”
“Kenma and I are at Nekoma,” Kuroo said, ruffling the shorter boy's hair. 
“Me and Akaaaaaaaashi go to Fukurodani!” Bokuto pumped the air. He almost had as much energy as Hinata; how was that even possible?
Akaashi gave me a knowing look and passed a bottle of gin my way. I added a small amount to my now empty cup, thanking Fukurodani’s setter with a wide smile. 
“Heyyyy, anyone want to drink out of the beer keg?” Kuroo smirked, gesturing towards the large metal barrel a few yards away. Bokuto agreed instantly, and Akaashi decided to tag along. 
I tapped Kiyoko’s arm. “I’m going to join them. Do you think Hinata is fine?” 
The orange haired spiker was speaking wildly to one of the tallest guys I had ever seen, who had silver hair and green eyes. The tall boy had his arms crossed, looking down at Hinata from his immense height. 
Kiyoko nodded. “Yeah, that’s Lev Haiba, he’s friends with Hinata. I’m sure they’ll be fine.” 
“Ok, I’ll see you later, ok?” 
Kiyoko nodded and waved, turning to talk to Dachi and Suga who had just come to join the group around the bonfire. 
I turned, downing the gin in a quick, terrible tasting gulp, before hurrying to catch up with the three other boys who were headed over to the beer keg. 
Tanaka and another boy with a blonde mohawk were already taking turns drinking from it, seeming to be in a competition over who could handle the most. Kuroo began chanting for Bokuto to do a kegstand, a challenge which the Fukurodani captain accepted instantly. With the help of Tanaka and the mohawk guy (who introduced himself as Taketora Yamamoto), we managed to hold Bokuto upside down as Akaashi fed him the hose, which sprayed beer directly in his mouth. 
The entire group quickly collapsed, and Bokuto fell in a spray of alcohol which soaked his clothes. I began to giggle uncontrollably, and even Akaashi smiled.
Kuroo slapped Bokuto on the back. “HA, better luck next time! I bet I can do better.” 
This started a competitive round of keg stands, which didn’t end well for anyone. By the time it was my turn to drink upside down, everyone was already too drunk to hold me, so we just ended up falling in a tangle on the ground. 
“You look like you could use some help,” said a deep voice above me, and I looked up to see a serious looking boy with cropped olive hair standing over me. He extended his hand, and I accepted it, allowing him to help me to my feet. 
“Thank you very much,” I smiled. 
The guy nodded, his face expression blank. “My name is Wakatoshi Ushijima.”
I blushed slightly at his low voice, not sure what to make of him. “Um, I’m Y/n L/n.”
I blinked, suddenly realizing that he was only wearing swim shorts. Unfortunately, I was standing very close to his naked chest and stomach (which were ripped as fuck). 
Before my intoxicated brain could come up with the next course of action, I felt a hand on my shoulder. 
“Hello, Ushijima,” I looked over to see Kuroo, smiling blandly at the other boy. “It’s good to see you again.” 
“Ah, Y/n-san, I see you met Mr. Prissypants over here!” Bokuto flung his arm across my shoulders, not-so-subtly dragging me back from the olive haired boy. 
Ushijima narrowed his eyes slightly, but bowed to me. “It was a pleasure. I hope I get to see you again, Y/n-san.”
Without responding to either Bokuto or Kuroo, Ushijima turned and strode away, his back flexing as he walked. 
“You good?” Bokuto patted me on the back, and I almost fell. 
Instead I burst out into wheezing laughter. “Why was he so serious?” I gasped. 
Kuroo and Bokuto joined my giggles, hunching over and clutching their stomachs until none of us could breathe. 
“God-I-I need to cool off,” Bokuto finally panted, turning his gaze to the ocean. With a whoop, he took off at a run towards the water. Kuroo and I followed in suit, both of us tripping and falling as we slipped on the sand. 
It probably wasn’t the smartest idea to go swimming in the ocean when we were all wasted, but Bokuto was already waist deep, and Kuroo didn’t hesitate to follow him. I had enough forethought to quickly ditch my sundress on the sand before leaping into the waves, which quickly slammed my legs and almost sent me careening headfirst into the water. Bokuto and Kuroo were much taller than me and didn’t have any trouble standing in the large waves, but I was practically up to my chin. 
“Y/n-san, you look like a drowning cat!” Kuroo mocked. 
“Obviously that’s you, Mr. Nekoma!” I yelled, right before a wave crashed into me and sent me flailing back towards the beach. 
Bokuto and Kuroo were laughing, wading over to me and helping me back to my feet. Before I could blink, Bokuto splashed me in the face, making me splutter and gasp. When I partially recovered, I furiously splashed him back, starting a vicious battle which made my eyes literally burn from the saltwater. 
“You know, you’re chill Y/n-san,” Kuroo said. “I’m glad we got to meet you.” 
“Ohhhh yeah I agree! You’re definitely fun!” Bokuto agreed, and I grinned. 
“Thanks I--” Before I could finish my sentence, the captain of Fukurodani was easily scooping me up, holding me like a baby, before quite literally tossing me into the next upcoming wave. I spent at least three seconds in the air before I collided with the water and was swept under, tumbling with the sand and waves. 
I felt a hand on my arm, dragging me back up to the surface where I gasped for air and furiously spat out salt water. 
“Dumbass!” Akaashi was yelling at Bokuto, still holding my arm. “Clearly she’s too drunk to swim properly you idiot!” 
“Ah, it’s fine, I’m totally ok--” I tried to interject, but Kuroo gave me a “this happens all the time” look, so I let it go. 
By the end of his lecture, Akaashi turned to me. Poor Bokuto looked like a sad little puppy, and I gave him a pat on the shoulder. 
Akaashi said, “Want to get some food or something? It’s probably best if all of you get out of the water.” 
I nodded, still holding on to Fukurodani’s setter’s arm for support as we exited the water, Kuroo and Bokuto behind us. 
Oikawa POV:
After a lot of nagging and carefully worded pleas, I finally got Coach Nobuteru to cancel our Saturday practice so Seijoh could attend the volleyball club beach party. Apparently teams from all over Japan were coming, which made me practically buzz with excitement at the thought of mapping out potential enemies and showing off my own skills.
Iwa-chan and the rest of the team decided to go as well, all except for Y/n. According to our coach, she had a doctor’s appointment scheduled for that day, which was why she wasn’t able to make it to practice. I tried calling her to find out, but no one answered and it went straight to voicemail. Either she actually did have a doctor’s appointment, or she had gone to the party without telling anyone. 
The thought annoyed me a bit, because I knew who she would be going with: Karasuno. I knew it wasn’t my place, but it made me jealous to think of her with another team. She was Seijoh’s manager now, which meant she should be with me, not them. 
I had been absent minded all day because of it, causing Iwaizumi to smack me on the back of the head a few times after I didn’t hear when he was talking. 
As we stepped out of my car into the sandy parking lot, he said, “Dude chill. If she’s here, it’s literally fine. I don’t know what your problem is.” 
I ran a hand through my hair, huffing. “I know that! You’re the one with the problems.” 
Iwaizumi crossed his arms. “I’m going to get a drink.” He didn’t pause as he disappeared into the crowd of people, headed in the direction of one of the picnic tables loaded with different types of alcoholic and non alcoholic drinks. 
I tugged my shirt over my head, tossing it through the half-open window of my car, leaving me in only my gym shorts. I began to follow Iwaizumi, eyes scanning the crowd for a familiar flash of H/c hair. Instead, I was almost immediately swamped by fangirls, desperate to get a picture with me, or to have me sign their faces in permanent marker. 
What idiots. 
My fake smile appeared without prompting, and I humored them, laughing along with their comments and allowing them to snap a few pictures. 
“It seems you’re always the celebrity, Tooru Oikawa.” 
I turned slowly from the group of girls, muscles practically spasming in an effort not to punch Ushijima’s stupid, serious face. He stood a few feet away, arms crossed as he surveyed me. 
I forced myself to smile wider, giving a mocking bow. “That’s me. I just love the attention.” 
Ushijima started to speak, “You--” But I interrupted him, already done with the conversation. “I have someone I need to find, but glad we got to catch up. I’ll see you in spring nationals.” 
I pushed past him, not looking back as I headed further into the party. I scanned the crowds, spotting a few of the Karasuno players, recognizing Daichi Sawamura, Asahi Azumane, and Kōshi Sugawara. But Y/n wasn’t among them. Maybe she really wasn’t here after all, and had a doctor’s appointment like she said. 
Almost the second the thought had passed through my head, I heard a familiar laugh echoing from down the beach a little ways away from me. My head whipped around so fast that I felt my neck crack. 
Y/n-chan wore a baby blue bathing suit that clung to her body, water dripping from her hair and skin as she emerged from the ocean. Every thought flew out of my head as I gazed at her. Holy fuck…
But her arm was thrown around the shoulders of another guy, someone I didn’t know. He shook water from his dark hair as he helped her walk up the beach, his arm around her waist to keep her from falling. She was clearly drunk as shit--was he taking advantage of her? Or did she know him….
I stalked towards them, my fists curling as instinctual protectiveness erupted in my stomach. “Y/n--” 
I reached out for her, and suddenly I was getting shoved hard in the chest by another tall guy with spiky black hair who came up from behind them. 
“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?” The guy asked in a low voice, glaring at me. 
“Hey! Who’s this?” Another guy with a loud voice and frosted tipped hair came up on Y/n’s other side, staring at me curiously. 
I took a deep breath and smiled widely. “I’m Tooru Oikawa. That’s my team manager you have there, and I’d like her back.” I reached for her again, but the guy with frosted tips smacked my hands away from her. My vision went practically white with anger. 
“Woahhh buddy, Y/n-san isn’t just an object that we’re going to hand off to a random stranger,” the boy said, only to be interrupted by a slightly slurred voice. 
“Oikawa? You’re here?” Y/n’s face brightened, making my heart stutter at how happy she was to see me. But then her brow furrowed in confusion. “What are you doing here?”
I laughed without humor. “Practice got cancelled, so the team came to the party.”
The guy with the black hair still had an arm around her waist. He turned to her with a serious expression asking, “You know this guy?”
“Yeah, Oikawa’s my...friend…” she slurred the last few words, clutching the boy’s arm as she tilted slightly. The other guy with the spiky hair quickly grabbed her other side so she didn’t fall on her face. He stumbled slightly as he moved, which made me think he wasn’t very sober either. 
“What the fuck did you give her to drink?” I snapped, fighting the urge to grab her again. “Woah, buddy, chill out.” Frosted tips laughed, his words running together. 
“Sorry,” the guy with the black hair grunted. “They’re all a little drunk.” 
My gaze fell on Y/n again, almost instantly distracted from the problem at hand by that dumbass bathing suit. I couldn’t get enough of her in it. 
“New girl--” I started. 
“What’s going on over here?” 
I turned to see exactly the opposite of who I wanted. Instead of Iwaizumi, or someone who would help me get Y/n away from these creeps, I saw the four Karasuno first years were striding towards us across the beach. Shōyō Hinata, Tobio Kageyama, Kei Tsukishima, and Tadashi Yamaguchi, all of them looking serious and angry. 
Y/n POV: 
Now was not a good time to be drunk. In fact, it was probably one of the worst times. I could barely keep up with what was happening as Hinata, Kageyama, Tsukki, and Yamaguchi approached. Oikawa (Oikawa was here!) stood a few feet away, arms crossed and a dark expression on his face. His hair was pushed back from his forehead, and he wasn’t wearing a shirt, exposing his toned stomach which was built with a lot more muscle than I would have expected from such a lean person. Damn. 
I became aware that I had an arm around two other shirtless men, Akaashi and Kuroo. The situation (me, drunk with a bunch of half clothed guys who were basically strangers) probably looked bad to Oikawa, which was why he had come over to help. I needed to explain but--
“What’s going on?” Kageyama said darkly, giving Oikawa a death glare. 
“Ah, my young prodigy, four eyes, freckles, and short stacks. Good to see you again.” Oikawa’s smile was arrogant and he put a hand on his hip as he glared at them. 
“It’s--” I tried, but Bokuto easily spoke over me. 
“This asswipe was trying to grab Y/n-san!”
Oikawa’s eyes narrowed, and I quickly unhooked my arms from around Kuroo and Akaashi, moving to the center of the circle of massive boys to try and calm them down. Unfortunately, I only succeeded in tripping. 
Oikawa’s arms came out so fast, it was as if he was expecting me to fall. He caught me around the waist, pulling me to his chest holding me tightly. My heart raced and I felt my cheeks heat up as my face was pressed against his skin, hands literally clutching his bare shoulders. 
The moment was ruined as Hinata let out an outraged cry. “Let her go right now, Great King!” 
I was yanked back yet again hitting another person’s chest as they pulled me away from Oikawa. I looked up to see...Tsukki? He was trying to protect me too? “Let her go,” Tsukki said, radiating arrogant hatred without even trying. His glasses flashed, and even I was intimidated for a moment. 
“Hey--” I tried again, but this time it was Kageyama who spoke over me. 
“She isn’t just some toy you can drag around,” he practically snarled. 
I felt a gentle hand on my arm, and looked over to Yamaguchi. “Are you ok?” He whispered. 
I nodded quickly, grabbing the boy’s hand and squeezing it. The fact that all these people were trying to defend me, even though they barely knew me or I didn’t go to their school anymore, made my heart swell. Even Yamaguchi, the sweetest and quietest person I knew, had come over to help. 
But Oikawa wasn’t a problem here. 
Kuroo stepped towards Oikawa, crossing his arms over his chest. “Clearly, you aren’t wanted around here. Go bother someone else.”
I watched Oikawa’s eyes turn lethal. He only looked this intense during volleyball matches, and now wasn’t the time to get into a fistfight. He was outmatched six to one, but he looked like he was about to punch Kuroo in the face.
“Yeah Great King! Get--”
I quickly lunged forward, interrupting Hinata and stepping between the two shirtless, towering boys who glared at each other with murder in their eyes. “Hey!” 
Oikawa looked down at me, his eyes softening slightly. “Chibi-chan…”
I turned to Kuroo and Bokuto, the second of which had stepped up to Kuroo’s side. I was now sandwiched between three different boys, my head barely coming up to any of their chins. I tried to ignore the number of bare chests around me as I spoke. 
“It’s ok, Oikawa is the captain of Aoba Johsai. I didn’t realize that Seijoh was able to come to the party today which was why I came with Karasuno, but Oikawa can drive me home.” 
Bokuto opened his mouth to say something, but Akaashi stepped forward, putting a hand on his arm. “Bokuto, it’s fine. She clearly knows him, and he’s the captain of Seijoh.” He turned to Oikawa, his face apologetic. “Sorry, we didn’t know who you were, and we didn’t want to give Y/n-san to a random person when she’s this drunk.”
“Hey!” I snapped. “I can take care of myself.”
Every boy around me, including Hinata, gave me a patronizing look. 
Bokuto laughed loudly sticking out his hand. “Well this is awkward! Sorry for almost punching you there. I’m Kōtarō Bokuto, captain of Fukurodani!” 
I sighed, but Oikawa nodded and shook hands with the other guy. “It’s a pleasure to officially meet you.” 
Kuroo and Akaashi also introduced themselves, but I was practically dying from the embarrassment of it all. How did they switch to being civil so quickly? Less than a minute ago, they all looked like they were about to end each other. 
Oikawa bowed. “Well, I think we’d better get going. Thank you for taking care of her before I got here.” He smiled, so wide and fake that I was shocked when no one said anything about it. Had he always hidden his true feeling behind those smirks and laughs, and I just never noticed? 
I quickly pushed the thought from my mind, turning to Kuroo, Bokuto, and Akaashi. “It was really nice to meet you guys. We should hang out again!” 
Bokuto crushed me in a hug, slamming me on the back a few times and knocking the breath out of me. “Hell yeah! Add me on instagram and I’ll send you my number!” 
Kuroo also slapped me on the back (what was with these volleyball players hitting so hard?!) and Akaashi promised to keep in touch. 
I hugged Hinata and Yamaguchi tightly. “Tell Kiyoko and Daichi where I went, ok?” They nodded both of them looking a little sad. I suddenly felt awful for abandoning Karasuno yet again, but I was the manager of Aoba Johsai. And even though I didn’t really want to admit it to myself, I wanted to go with Oikawa, outside of any duty as the manager. 
As I waved goodbye, Oikawa draped an arm across my shoulder and smirked at Kageyama. “I hope to see you in a real game, your majesty.” 
The tension spiked, and I tugged on Oikawa’s arm. “Let’s go, Shittykawa,” I snapped, practically dragging him away. 
“Ugh, Y/n-chan, you’re so mean! I just wanted to make fun of him a bit!” Aoba Johsai’s setter whined as we made our way across the beach, through the crowds of people towards the parking lot. 
I spotted Iwaizumi talking to two unfamiliar girls, and changed directions towards him. As we approached, I said, “Sorry to interrupt. Iwa, Oikawa and I are headed out. Do you have another ride?” 
Iwaizumi glanced between Oikawa and I, clearly trying to assess something. After a second he nodded. “Yeah, I’ll just get a ride with Kindaichi. See you later.” 
I smiled and thanked him, following Oikawa as he led me out to the parking lot. A few girls yelled Oikawa’s name from behind us, but he ignored them. 
I held onto his arm, still not feeling completely sober. And also, a small part of me wanted to silently declare that Oikawa was not available. Even though he didn’t belong to me in any way...but still. 
Seijoh’s captain stopped in front of one of the nicest cars I had ever seen, and I felt my mouth drop open as he pulled a set of keys to unlock it. It was a silver convertible, sleek and shiny, looking almost brand new. 
“Y-you own this?” 
Oikawa tried to hide a smile, but I saw pride in the lines of his shoulders and the curl of his mouth. “Yeah, I spent all my savings on it.”
I slipped into the passenger seat after putting a towel down so I wouldn’t get his nice leather seat wet, and Oikawa started the car, pressing the button so the roof smoothly rolled down. 
He glanced over at me, eyes flickering over my bathing suit, before he cleared his throat and looked away. 
“Here,” he tossed his shirt at me without looking. “You should put that on.” 
I glanced at the shirt. “Why?”
He muttered something under his breath that I didn’t hear, but before I could ask him to repeat himself, he connected his phone to bluetooth and started playing music. I rolled my eyes and tugged the shirt over my head. It was just a plain white Aoba Johsai shirt, but it smelled like him, and I had to resist the urge to sniff it like a creep. 
Instead, I pulled my wet hair up into a bun, leaning back in my seat as Oikawa pulled out of the parking lot. 
“Do you know the way to your house from here?” He asked, and I nodded. 
“Yeah, I’ll direct you.”
As we pulled onto the highway, “Why Do You Feel So Down” by Declan McKenna came on, and I lifted my hands into the open air. The sun blazed down and the wind whipped across my face, making a wide smile spread across my face. 
I began to scream the lyrics, most of my voice lost to the wind. Oikawa began to laugh at me, and I stuck out my tongue. 
“You’re so cute chibi-chan!” He took his hand off the wheel to squeeze my cheek, making me slap him and yell to look at the road. 
“I didn’t think you’d like this kind of music.”
“What?” He looked offended. “I like all kinds. What did you expect me to listen to?” 
“Probably something shitty, like your personality,” I scoffed, and he jabbed me. 
As we pulled up to my house, Oikawa smoothly parked next to the curb. 
“Here,” I moved to take off his shirt, but he waved me off. 
“It’s fine. You can give it back another time.” He eyed me, smirking. “It looks better on you, anyway.”
I blushed, reaching down to grab my purse in order to hide my face. “Thank you for driving me back. And also thank you for trying to defend me from the other boys, even though I can take care of myself. That was very sweet.” 
I turned to look at him, only to find him staring at me, head tilted and a genuine smile on his face. He shifted, and I felt all my muscles freeze as he reached out and grabbed my chin, running a thumb across my lips gently. 
“I’ll defend you whenever you need me to,” he said, and I let out a shuddering breath as he dropped his hand. 
“O-ok. Well I’ll see you Monday?” 
He nodded and waved as I hopped from his car. His shirt only reached my mid thigh, and I felt my face reddening as I made my way back up to my house. 
Oikawa POV:
I thought that seeing her in a bathing suit was bad…. 
Watching her walk up to her house wearing only my shirt made my heart pound so hard, I had to take a few deep breaths before I drove away. 
Chapter 8
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✓ Please, hockey team, just let Bitty kiss this sweet thoughtful hunk of a man in peace. Less than 1% of JLZ/ERB kisses are taken to locker room court. That just messed with your head, right???? The math on that does NOT check out. But the other kids on SMH are getting fined left and right too. Flubbing a kegstand? Fine. Ripping one within five feet of a captain or manager? Fine. Displaying groddy-ass wheels when trying to pick up a kegster cutie? Fine. Getting locked out of the Haus? Fine. Getting locked in the Haus?(???) Fine. Being a pie hog? FINE. Falling asleep on the den couch (aka dumpster diving, new infringement proposed by E. Bittle [2015])? Fine. Throwing a game controller, flipping a board game, or yelling at someone for playing an inopportune monopoly dev-card and hoarding sheep? Fine. Crying over a San Jose Sharks win? Fine. Crying over baby sharks pics? Fine. PDA in the presence of your dear teammates? Yet another fineable offense. No one is safe. 
-Ngozi, blog post 3.13
Less than 1% of JLZ/ERB kisses are taken to locker room court.
what. 
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Team Cordium Christmas              (A WKTC holiday story)
It was Christmas Eve in the kingdoms of remnant and out in the forest outside the kingdom of mantle and atlas there was a mansion a big one covered in decorations top to bottom and inside was one of the biggest parties of the night
William was breathing fire from drinking too much fire dust whiskey and singing silent night really loudly oh and also swinging from the chandelier Damien and was doing a keg stand with benjamin holding him up.
Mark was singing a Christmas song while walking down the stairs he was wearing Christmas themed booty shorts and a Santa hat saying the sexiest Santa alive on it and Christmas stockings made for a woman was he drunk? No, he couldn’t drink. He just did it because it’s his house. He can do what he wants.
Celine was already passed out drunk she could not hold her liquor at ALL one drink pretty much makes her pass out she was currently sleeping on the roof for some reason.
And what was our favourite detective doing? He was at the poker table with Torchwick. Why was roman here? Because Abe invited him as his plus one, it was Christmas, so they were both taking a break from crime and crime-fighting respectfully.
Abe took a drink from his rum and leaned back, sighing “nice to have at least one day off, especially at the holidays bleh I am gonna hate work tomorrow.”
Roman put down his cards and looked at Abe, confused, “why whatever do you mean, Abey?”  
Abe groaned as he looked at roman “the day after Christmas is always the worst sure I get Christmas off, but once it’s over there are at least 6 murders I have to go solve sure I love my job, but it’s really annoying to deal with murder just promise me you’ll wait till next year to go back to crime.”
Roman sighed and patted abe on the back before shuffling the deck which Abe watched to make sure he wasn’t cheating 
“fine, I promise I'll wait till January to go back to a crime your lucky we get along so much, and you're a freelance detective I hate anyone from atlas and local law enforcement.”
Abe chuckled before smacking Roman across the back and holding his glass “I'll cheer to that those guys are shmucks who can’t do a job right well besides will over there I can respect him.” 
Roman and him laughed before tapping their glasses together “oh Abey you are correct William is personally the only person from atlas I've really met but I do enjoy his crazy behaver its odd how someone with his mental state is in charge though” 
Abe rubbed his chin gently thinking about that “hmm I guess your right it is odd how he’s in control, but hey he gets the job done and well he wasn’t always like this the safari hunt incident as it’s known as really fucked him up I mean you’d probably lose part of yourself if you saw what he saw.” 
Roman groaned as he chugged his glass and then poured himself and abe a new one “oh yes, I heard about that... now I can’t say I respect the faunus much, but you are correct seeing a child in that state even if it was a faunus would fuck me right up!”
“Anyway, let's get back to our little game shall we Abey?~” he gave abe his cards and then looked at his own smirking and pushing his chips forward at least halfway 
abe looked at his hand and shrugged “I call I guess.” 
Meanwhile, over at the kegstand, Damien jumped off, flying into the air and landed right on his feet, stumbling a bit. “Let's GET ANOTHER ONE! Let's drink up and be merry. It’s Christmas after all as mark always says life is for the living!”
Benjamine smiled and then went into the kitchen and brought out a new barrel “are you sure you can handle another barrel of this all on your own master Damien?”  
Damien stumbled around a bit before shaking his head and smirking “good to let the beast out every once and awhile ey old friend? Trust me when we graduated beacon we drank more than this oh that night was crazy Mark and my sister Celine ended up playing 7 minutes in heaven a little longer than 7 minutes if you catch my drift oh and me? I ended up on top of the communications tower. I don’t even know HOW!”
Damien rubbed his chin and burped, “speaking of my sister, where is she? did she leave?” 
Benjamin shook his head as he opened up the kegstand “no-no miss Celine is on the roof passed out and drunk.”
Damien groaned gently before sighing and rubbing his head, “and people say Williams crazy heh oh it’s fine she’ll be okay. I'll get her in the morning be sure to remind me benjamin unless she comes down herself.”
Benjamin nodded “of course master Damien now shall we get you up here?”
Damien did a handstand and jumped onto the barrel and Benjamin held onto his sides and put the tube into his mouth and Damien went back to chugging another kegstand.
William grabbed another bottle of red dust whiskey he then looked at Damien “CHUG CHUG CHUG DO IT LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT DAMES! YEAHHHHH! LIFE NEEDS A BIT OF MADNESS AND WHATS MADDER THEN DOING 3 KEGSTANDS IN ONE NIGHT! OH WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA!” he chuckled 
William then ran off outside and screamed out loudly, “OH GABRIEL! COME HERE YOU BIG CRAZY BEAR!”
A loud roar could be heard as an Ursa came charging towards William. It then picked him up and growled before William pointed forward, “Let's GO WRECK SOME SHIT!”
William then ripped off all his clothes and him and Gabriel the Ursa ran off into the night heading towards mantle Abe then looked up looking out the window and then turned to roman
“should uh... we go try and stop him?” he was holding back a bit of laughter
Roman waved his hand. “EH let the crazy old bastard have fun, not like he hasn’t done something like this before.” 
Abe chuckled, “touche.” 
Mark meanwhile was board, and since no one at the party was paying attention to him he grabbed a t-shirt cannon, but instead of t-shirts it was filled with dildos from his mountain of dildos in his bedroom 
he then started firing it all over the place as the dildos stuck to the roof and walls and windows Abe and Roman ducked 
Roman looked confused and surprised “I thought he couldn’t get drunk?” Abe groaned, “dammit,, I didn’t lock up my bags. He got into my drug stache.”
Roman laughed out really loudly even without him being drunk he found this funny 
“HAHA! my god Abe, your friends, are all amazing glad I decided to come by the way it was me I got into your stuff I spiked the punch” he smirked Abe rubbed his face “I hate you sometimes Torchwick” Roman stuck out his tongue “oh I know you love me.” 
Mark then poured a gallon of peppermint lube all over himself and ran outside screaming loudly “I AM KING OF THE DILDO MOUNTIAN FEAR ME!” he fired rapidly all over the place 
not all their Christmases were like this, but all of them were almost always crazy; these were happier times.
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Masterlist
This is a list of all my fics, all fandoms, complete, WIPs, oneshots, from my old blog and from this blog. It does not include prompts I’ve written on this blog, search the tag “prompts” on my blog for those. 
Jacksepticeye/Markiplier Egos
The Devil Beside You (WIP) Mark has to move, again, and this time the house he chooses is already occupied…but not by natural forces. When the two finally clash, Mark manages to come out on top, until Jack ends up getting involved. When things finally settle, the two are left with a major problem - how do they manage their demons? Characters; Mark Fischbach, Sean McLoughlin, Signe Hansen, Amy Nelson, Darkiplier, Antisepticeye, Original Characters. Pairings: Amyplier, Septishuu, Danti. Warnings: None that I can think of.
A New Homeworld (WIP) During a hiatus from Youtube, Mark travels out into the desert in search of some peace and quiet. A crash in the middle of the night thrusts Mark into the middle of a terrifying roller coaster ride with a being that he never thought he would ever meet in his entire life - an alien.  His life is set for some interesting changes - for better or worse? That’s anyone’s guess. Characters: Dark, Mark, Amy, Wilford, Author, The Government.  Pairing: Dark/Mark, Platonic familial Dark/Wilford/Author, Platonic Dark/Amy Warnings: Mentions of injuries. 
Draconis (Unum Maledictus) (WIP) The legend of the dragon stretches far over the Kingdom of Oa’hule and the people are bound to the sacrifices the beast demands in order to secure their safety. Prince Mark grows tired of this constant sacrifice, and takes it upon himself to stop the dragon, but it is soon revealed to him the true monsters are closer to home. History is written by the victors, after all. Characters: Dark, Prince Mark, Prince Wilford, King Marc, Prince William, Prince Thomas, Amy, Kathryn, Tyler, Ethan and Chica.  Pairing: Dark/Mark, Platonic familial Darkstache, Familial Dark/William/Marc (a different one for the main Prince) Warnings: Mentions of sacrifice and death. 
Once Bitten, Never Shy Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Bite Night, Danger Mark meets a mysterious man that turns his life upside down, and is a serious pain in the neck.  Characters: Dark, Mark, miscellaneous others.  Pairing: Dark/Mark. Warnings: Violence, vampires, blood. 
Magic Manipulation Series Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four. Jackieboy has been fighting against one villain for the longest time, and the identity of that villain is about to be revealed...to the heartbreak of all.  Characters: Jackieboy, Marvin the Magnificent, Darkiplier, Antisepticeye, the Jims.  Pairings: Marvelsepticeye. Warnings: None that I know of. 
Pride and Regret Series Characters: Darkiplier, Antisepticeye, other Egos Pairings: Danti.  Warnings: Toxic relationships, torture, gore, manipulation. Leave. And Never Come Back Anonymous asked:“Leave. And never come back.” With Danti….? Cause GAY ANGST!!! I Can’t Wait to See you Bleed Anonymous asked:❝I can’t wait to see you bleed. It’s only a tenth of how I feel.“ starter with Danti but a continuation of Leave and never come back if its ok? Warnings: Torture, gore, manipulation. I loved you, I loved you...Why? “I loved you! I loved you… why…?” Dark to Anti? (I love this story line that you are doing!)  Did You Think I’d Let You See Another Person? Anonymous asked:Could you do the “Did you think I would let you see another person? Really?” prompt as a continuation of the “I loved you! I loved you…why..?” Danti story, please? Or is that sorta over with? (Kinda want Dark to get his tongue back somehow, don’t know how its possible tho) -awkward asking anon You Deserve It, Don’t Kid Yourself Anonymous asked:Hey, so. I am addicted to your writings, you’re so talented! Do you think you could do “You deserve this. You deserve it. Don’t kid yourself” with the Danti storyline? Maybe it is Dark having a break-down while waiting to see if Anti will come back? I’m So In Love Or mayhaps “I’m so in love with him, I don’t know what to do” from Anti’s perspective of the story? Sorry if this isn’t clear I’m in two minds at the moment I just love the story so much! -awkward asking anon  You’re Wearing My Clothes Anonymous asked:Can you do an danti make up fluff to the last angst of them where anti cut off dark’s tongue. With dark telling anti: “No, like…. It’s just, I can’t believe you’re actually wearing my clothes.” With this fluff sentence starter.
Amnesia (In Memoria) Series 1. An Act of Self-Defence Summary: Mark shoots in self defence. Characters: Darkiplier, Antisepticeye, Mark Fischbach, Sean Mcloughlin (brief), Signe Hansen (brief) Pairings: Danti Warnings: Gun violence 2. Resurgence Summary: Mark shot in self-defence. Anti waits with patience. Things don’t always go according to plan. Characters: Antisepticeye, Darkiplier, Mark Fischbach, Sean McLoughlin, Signe Hansen (brief) Pairings: Danti Warnings: Anxiety, Amnesia, Violence
Darkiplier vs Antisepticeye (You Gave Me a Reason) (Living Together AU) Anti is done with not having access to Jack’s channel, and it leads to a bad situation between them. When he runs away to Dark, the other Ego has an idea on how to fix the problem Anti is having, and it’s rather light-hearted. Characters: Darkiplier, Antisepticeye, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye Pairings: Danti, Dark & Mark  Warnings: None. 
Kneeling at My Predetermined Grave Dark didn’t believe he was capable of love, but the petals on his pillow tell a different story. Characters: Darkiplier, Mark Fischbach, Antisepticeye Pairings: Dark/Mark (One-sided), Danti (Implied) Warnings: Hanahaki Disease, Unrequited Love 
Coughing Up Flowers and Wasted Breath Hanahaki fic with the opposite twist to “Kneeling at my Predetermined Grave” Characters: Mark, Dark Pairings: Mark/Dark Warnings: Hanahaki Disease, Unrequited Love
Retrograde Mark is used to scam threats via email, but when Dark ends up kidnapped by someone the threats become very real. Rescuing Dark may not be difficult, but the damage runs deeper than just simple torture. Characters: Darkiplier, Mark Fischbach, Tyler Scheid (minor), Ethan Nestor (minor), Dr Iplier (minor). Pairings: Dark/Mark Warnings: Torture, Kidnapping, Minor Character Death, Temporary Amnesia 
Welcome to the Red Room Censored Version, Uncensored Version The only experience Dark has with Red Rooms is via video games, but he’s about to get a taste of what the Red Room really is. Can Anti save him in time? Characters: Darkiplier, Antisepticeye Pairings: Danti Warnings: Red Room, Torture, Electric Torture, Ripping out nails, Eye Trauma, Beating, Broken Bones, Hurt/Comfort, Tooth Extraction 
Becoming Series Wilford, Darkiplier, Markiplier. Small stories about how Wilford, Dark and Mark became who they are today.  Characters: Wilford Warfstache, Darkiplier, Markiplier Warnings: None.
All I Want for Christmas is Santa Part 1, Part 2, Part 3. The Septic Egos finally figure out what Christmas is...with a little help from the Survival Hunter.  Characters: Angus the Survival Hunter, Robbie, Antisepticeye, Dr Schneeplestein, Chase Brody, Marvin the Magnificent, Jackieboy Man, Jackesepticeye.  Pairings: Implied Angsti.  Warnings: None.
Fever Dreams Based on a headcanon that floated around a little while ago, Damien comes from a broken home, and William has to help him through that.  Characters: Damien, William. Pairings: Implied Dilliam. Warning for referenced child abuse
Caring for the Broken Part 1, Part 2,  Following the events in Markiplier Mansion, Dark has many, many problems...and one day, those problems could become permanent.  Characters: Dark, Wilford. Pairings: Darkstache Warnings: Paralysis, implied character death, implied possession.
What the House Wants As children, nothing ever seemed wrong with the house that Mark lived in, until Damien’s chance encounter with something that lives inside the house and he finds out the secret of the mansion - death is not permanent.  And that...leads to concerns for Damien when the future unfolds.  Characters: Damien, William, Mark.  Warnings: Suicide
When Life Falls Apart Wilford is determined to find out the truth of where he came from, and where his memories disappear to, despite all of Dark’s attempts to stop it. And Wilford’s plot to get his memories back puts so many people in the firing line, including Marvin, Jackie, Dark and Wilford himself.  Characters: Wilford Warfstache, Darkiplier, Marvin the Magnificent, Jackieboy Man, Celine, Damien. Pairings: Darkstache, Marvelsepticeye.  Warnings: mental breakdown, gun violence, character death, corpses
Stricken Voice Siren Mark escapes turbulent seas and a dangerous villain and runs into Elven Jack, who is not a big fan of the Elven lifestyle he’s stuck with.  Characters: Siren!Mark, Elf!Jack, Siren!Dark. Pairings: Septiplier Warnings: None. 
The Keg-stand Incident Dark’s past as Damien - and the experience on the Kegstand - comes to light during an ego meeting. Characters: Dark, Wilford, other egos Pairings: Darkstache
Mindless Indulgance A little bit of Angus/Reader Slightly NSFW Characters: Angus, Y/N Reader Insert Pairings: Angus/Reader Warnings: None.
Blind Magic Marvin the Magnficent and the Host spend some soft times together Characters: The Host, Marvin the Magnificent. Pairings: Marvin/Host Warnings: None.  
Comfort Zones Chase wants to go a little further with Bing...and Bing isn’t sure it’s the right way. Characters: Chase Brody, Bingiplier Pairings: Bingaverage Warnings: Dubcon, NSFW 
It Hurts dilliphowlter asked:Hi there! I just read a bunch of your writing and it’s SO GREAT! I’m not sure if you’re still taking prompts, but I was curious if you could do ❝It hurts–stop it! STOP IT!❞ with Wilford possibly being yelled at/hurt in some way by Dark? If not, it’s totally fine. I hope you have a nice day! Characters: Wilford, Darkiplier, William, Damien. Pairings: Darkstache. Warnings: Nightmares, panic. 
Old Wounds Anti gets up close and personal with wounds from Dark’s past. Characters: Antisepticeye, Darkiplier Pairings: Danti Warnings: None.
Nightmares The new dimension to Dark/Wil’s relationship.  Characters: Darkiplier, Wilford, William, Damien. Pairings: Darkstache Warnings: Nightmares.
Accidents Happen Wilford doesn’t understand death, and how could he considering the place he lost his mind? And when his trigger finger slips, Dark pays ultimate consequences. Characters: Darkiplier, Wilford, Dr Iplier, other Egos Warnings: None.
Duvet Day Duvet days with Danti Characters: Dark, Anti Pairings: Danti Warnings: None.
Unspoken Words Damien sees William for the first time in a long time when the Colonel walks through the doors at the reunion party they’d all been invited to at Markiplier Manor. There are so many things he wants to say, but he knows there will be time later. Right now, he wants to spend time with William.  Characters: Damien, William, other WKM characters Pairings: Dilliam Warnings: None.
That’s Not my Name The other Egos don’t understand the connotations of the name “Damien”, until Dark breaks at the sound of the name and Wilford has to step in. It’s not his name.  Characters: Dark, Wilford, Silver Shepherd, Ed, Bim. Pairings: Darkstache.  Warnings: None.
Take Back Control Part One, Part Two, Part Three. Dark steps in to take control and Mark fights back. Characters: Dark, Mark, Teamiplier. Warnings: Possessions.
The Waiting Game Dark was not a patient man, but he knew how to wait. Characters: Dark, Mark.  Warnings: None.
Let Sleeping Demons Lie Mark finds Dark asleep at his computer, editing videos for Mark to give the man some time to rest because he definitely overworks himself. And Mark takes his demon boyfriend back to bed. Very fluffy. Characters: Dark, Mark. Pairings: Dark/Mark Warnings: None.
Secondary Objective Engage Google is very protective of Y/N, and when movie night at the Egos turns into a night of jokes against you, Google’s “secondary objective” engages. You have to stop him, before he kills them all.  Characters: Google, Y/N, Dark, Wilford, Bim, Dr Iplier, Ed, Silver. Warnings: Violence, Google’s “Secondary Objective”.
Unexpected Housemate Dark finds out that Anti is hiding a new member of the family, and Anti is surprised when Dark let’s them stay.  Characters: Dark, Anti Pairings: Danti. Warnings: None.
Cookies It’s Anti’s Anniversary, and Dark is currently putting all his skills into baking something sweet in celebration.  Characters: Dark, Anti.  Pairings: Danti Warnings: None.
Apologies Highschool AU where Dark is Mark’s big brother and takes revenge on  bullies after his little bro. Characters: Dark, Mark, Unnamed bullies.  Warnings: Bullying, violence. 
Happy Antiversary Angus gives Anti something for his “anniversary” as Anti mopes. Characters: Anti, Angus, other JSE Egos mentioned. Pairings: Angsti. Warnings: None. 
The Mayor and the Colonel Damien faces some feelings about the Colonel, and his feelings in response.  Characters: William, Damien, Mark. Pairings: Dilliam Warnings: None. 
Sleeping Arrangements Dark and Wilford share a bed, but their arrangement is not always great. Characters: Dark, Wilford Pairings: Platonic Darkstache Warnings: None.
I Can’t Stand to See You "I can’t stand to see you. Get up and leave. And clean this mess up before you do.” Characters: Dark, Wilford Pairings: Darkstache Warnings: Angst.
In Sickness DarkMark Softs featuring Sick Dark 
Take Care of Your Human DarkMark Softs featuring sick Mark 
Sanders Sides
Adventures in Babysitting (WIP) Roman, Logan and Patton Sanders are enjoying their quiet life as brothers in Florida with their dad Hugh and their Uncle Thomas. When Thomas gets surprising news from England, their family grows as one more member joins them - Thomas’ son, Virgil Prince, recently released from a Secure Children’s Home into Thomas’ care after not seeing his father for over 12 years. The three brothers are excited, and as Virgil learns where to fit in with his new family, there are a lot of adventures to be had. Characters: Virgil, Roman, Logan, Patton, Thomas, Remy Sanders (and a few other OCs for good measure) Pairing: Platonic LAMP/Polyampsanders, Platonic Thomas & the Sides Warnings: Mentioned violent crime (may change as more chapters get added)
Snake Bite Part 1, Part 2, Part 3. Summary: Virgil should be more concerned by the random snake in his room, and the fact that it bit him. He should. But his family are good at calming him down, and there’s one Side in particular that doesn’t want to feed his concern. Characters: Virgil, Roman, Patton, Logan, Thomas and Deceit.  Pairings: Platonic LAMP, Platonic LAMP & Thomas. Warning: Implied Character Death, Fear of Death, Lowkey Panic, Character Injury.
The Mystery of the Missing Shirts Logan, Roman and Patton’s pyjama shirts start to go missing, and they work together to try to come to the bottom of it. Pairing: Platonic LAMP/Polyamsanders (could also be read as romantic) Warnings: None, just lots of fluff. 
Halloween Pranks Unlike Thomas, Virgil is actually pretty good at makeup, as Patton accidently finds out. And when he does, it gives him the perfect idea with Halloween just around the corner Pairing: Platonic Moxiety really Warnings: None. 
The Most Dynamic Duo A little short based off the discussion between Patton and Thomas at the nd of the most recent Sanders Side video.Cute little platonic Moxiety C:
Sleeping Patterns When Thomas is relaxed, Virgil finds it easy to nap and catch up on lost out sleep. His sleeping pattern is all over the place and Patton does not approve when he finds out. Determined to change it, he finds it a lot more difficult than he intended, not only because the premise of napping with Virgil - and knowing he was trusted to see the anxious side in such a vulnerable state - is hard to refuse, but Patton likes naps. And he ends up napping with Virgil more than he intended to. 
In This Together Following the newest Sanders Sides episode I wanted to write some soft platonic!Moxiety. It helped me get back into the writing game 
Crossovers
Pistrix (Human Sides AU) (Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven, End) A lone mansion sat on the cliff overlooking the sea. Locals told stories of the sea monster that called the mansion it’s home, and affected all around it, including the abandoned beach. It could be summoned, they said, by a single person sitting on the beach at night, as someone said a prayer to the cracked mirror in the hallway of the mansion. When Roman hears of these rumours, he wants to explore the house, and summon the monster from the depths. Unluckily for Virgil, he’s the one chosen to sit on the beach and wait for the monster to appear. And when it seems to take a liking to him, Virgil learns that the sea is a treacherous place. Characters: Virgil, Dark, Roman, Logan, Patton, Deceit. Pairing: Platonic LAMP/Polyampsanders, Dark/Virgil
The Sleeping Series:  Help Me Sleep (1), Let Me Sleep (2), Comfort in Sleep (3), Questions Without Answers (4), Deceptions (5), The Dangers of a Good Nights Sleep (6), We Will All Have Restful Sleep (7).  Characters: Virgil, Dark, Antisepticeye, Patton, Roman, Logan, Deceit.
Buzzfeed Unsolved
From a God, With Love “Only a Soulmate can see your scars” -  Shane Madej learnt there was something special about scars as a child, but he didn’t believe in soulmates over love. Ryan Bergara wears all his scars with pride and believes that one day he will find his perfect match. When they see each other’s scars for the first time, things are revealed to be a lot more complicated than it seems, and Shane’s scars have a deeper meaning than just revealing his soulmate. As a child Shane had spoken to the darkness, and the darkness had spoken back. Characters: Shane Madej, Ryan Bergara, Amadeus. Pairing: Shyan. Warnings: Attempted demonic possession, nightmares, gore, implied character death. (shit got real xD)
A Family Affair (WIP) Warnings: implied child abuse, referenced child abuse, referenced character death. AN: I’ve wanted to post a bit from mine and @authorsathenaeum AU where demon!Shane becomes the adoptive father of Ryan and Jake after killing their parents, and raises them, with magic and twists galore.  So, here it is! A bit of my WIP. No disrespect to Ryan and Jake’s actual parents btw, it’s just a story. 
Shyan/Tinsworth (Romantic or Platonic) AU Idea Time Travelling CC Tinsley!Shane and Reborn Ricky Goldsworth.
Star Wars (Sequel Sequels aka the Force Awakens onward)
A Father’s Legacy When Kylo Ren met Major Armitage Hux for the first time he did not expect to find him looking after an eleven-month-old, copper haired baby. Left as the primary carer of his baby brother by his father in his will when Brendol passed, Hux’s life is thrown into chaos. Sent to confirm Hux is still able to act as General - a role that had all but been his before the appearance of the child - Kylo soon confirms he is, which Snoke never doubted, but this in itself comes with a new problem - Kylo Ren and General Hux, waging war while looking after a child. Kylo has never felt so unprepared in his life. Hux seconds that. Characters: Armitage Hux, Kylo Ren, Clan Techie, Captain Phasma, Snoke, Brendol Hux Pairings: Kylux, Hux and Techie Warnings: NSFW, Choking, Force Choking, Inappropriate Use of the Force. 
Oculorum In a routine mission after the destruction of Starkiller Base, General Hux is shot out of the sky. While suspended in death he meets a ghost claiming to be Anakin Skywalker that reveals a plan to resurrect Hux and use him to rescue Kylo from Snoke’s influence. When Hux wakes again he’s alive, but true to his word, he’s being haunted by the ghost of Anakin Skywalker, who wants nothing more than to help Kylo. But as both have learnt throughout life, things don’t always go according to plan. Characters: Armitage Hux, Kylo Ren, Anakin Skywalker, Snoke Pairings: Kylux, Armitage Hux & Anakin Skywalker, Kylo & Anakin Skywalker Warnings: Posession.
Messages to the Universes Series Regretful Message Hiding from the Resistance should be easy when they already believe they’ve killed you. But when you’re General Armitage Hux and you can’t seem to recall becoming Emperor to the entire Galaxy, it becomes a little more difficult. Characters: Armitage Hux, Kylo Ren, “Brendol” Hux, Clan Techie, Matt the Radar Technician, Knights of Ren, Stormtroopers. Pairings: Kylux, Techie/Matt Warnings: Temporary Amnesia, Hand jobs, Smut, Mental Instability, Character Death.  Musical Surprise Kylo surprises Hux with a serenade of his favourite song. Characters: Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux Pairings: Kylux Warnings: None 
Here We Go Kylo Ren doesn’t know to deal with the feelings brought on by Han Solo’s death. Snoke decides to send him to General Hux to find out how to deal with family murder. Characters: Armitage Hux, Kylo Ren, Brendol Hux, Han Solo (mentioned), Snoke (mentioned). Pairings: Kylux Warnings: Patricide. 
Sharpshooter When Snoke sends Hux on a secret mission Kylo learns something new about the General he assumed had no military training except for the studies he did in books. It draws them closer together and Kylo thinks they’d make an unstoppable team. But fate has other plans for them. Characters: Armitage Hux, Kylo Ren, Captain Phasma, Snoke, Stormtrooper Characters. Pairings: Kylux Warning: Loss of Limbs, Implied/Referenced Drug Use 
Broken Chains Hux has been harbouring a secret. When it’s revealed Kylo has a lot of decisions to make. Characters: Armitage Hux, Kylo Ren, Snoke, Sheev Palpatine (mentioned), Darth Vader (mentioned) Pairings: Kylux Warnings: Implied/Referenced Character Death, Manipulation. 
Thalassophilia Red hair was uncommon on Alderaan but it wasn’t unheard of. It was a different story on the exotic island of Naboo. Han said that people born with red hair on Naboo were called “children of the se” because they were usually born close to the ocean, and had rich, sea coloured eyes. Ben Solo falls in love with the sea. Or rather, he falls in love with red-headed Armitage, who comes from the sea. Characters: Armitage Hux, Ben Solo, Leia Organa (minor), Han Solo (minor), Anakin Skywalker (minor), Padme Amidala (minor) Pairings: Kylux Warnings: None 
Sick Hux returns from a mission on Arkanis, and Kylo knows immediately something is wrong with him. Characters: Armitage Hux, Kylo Ren, Stormtrooper Characters, Brendol Hux Pairings: Kylux Warnings: None
Loss Hux and Kylo are ordered by Snoke to go on a mission together. Things don’t go as planned with disastrous consequences. Characters: Armitage Hux, Kylo Ren, Pairings: Kylux Warnings: Ambigious Ending, Implied Character Death
Happiness Kylo accidently admits he loves Hux. Characters: Armitage Hux, Kylo Ren, Snoke (mentioned) Pairings: Kylux Warnings: None.
After the Storm All Hux wants is to be free and with Kylo again. Characters: Armitage Hux, Kylo Ren, Leia Organa Pairings: Kylux Warnings: Character Death
A Refresher Session Kylo breaks the door to Hux’s Refresher, trapping them inside so they decide to play a game. Characters: Armitage Hux, Kylo Ren, Pairings: Kylux Warnings: None
Snowfall In the battle between Armitage Hux and ice, Kylo Ren wins. Characters: Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux Pairings: Kylux Warnings: None.
Supernatural Messages Armitage is a sceptic, he does not believe in ghosts. But when he goes on a ghost tour with his high school class, his boyfriend Ben is convinced this can change. Armitage doesn’t believe, but the ghosts have other plans. Characters: Armitage Hux, Kylo Ren, Clan Techie, Captain Phasma, Matt the Radar Technician, Dopheld Mitaka, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi. Pairings: Kylux Warnings: None
Family Secrets Hux receives an invitation from his father to bring Kylo to Arkanis to “celebrate” their engagement. Things go as well as Hux assumed they would. Characters: Armitage Hux, Kylo Ren, Brendol Hux Pairings: Kylux Warnings: Homophobia, Referenced Homophobia, Referenced Child Abuse, Parental Abuse, Physical Abuse.
Tolkien Verse (Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit etc.)
His Father’s Son Post BOFA Everyone Lives AU. After surviving and recovering from his wounds at the Battle of Five Armies Thorin is crowned rightful King under the Mountain with Fili and Kili at his side. Dis arrives from Ered Luin and the family are finally reunited in their true home again. However, a family secret kept hidden for over 80 years is soon revealed and the lives of the heirs of Durin are changed forever. Complete. Characters: Fili, Kili, Thorin Oakenshield, Dis, Bofur, Bilbo Baggins, Balin, Dwalin, Legolas, Thranduil. Pairings: Fili/Kili, Dis/Thorin Oakenshield, Bilbo/Bofur. Warnings: Incest (this is an exploratory fic over the custom of “ones” in this Universe, dysfunctional families. 
To Heal a Sickness Fili is sick and nothing seems to be curing him. At only 50 no one is convinced he will survive. Kili makes the decision to leave Ered Luin, despite Fili’s condition, to find a cure for him in the wide world of Middle Earth. He is determined to do this because if there is one thing he cannot afford to lose from his life, it’s his best friend and brother. Complete.  Characters: Fili, Kili, Thorin Oakenshield, Dis, Dwalin, Balin, Bofur, Oin, Elrond, Elladan, Elrohir, Glorfindel, Erestor. Warnings: Sick fic, character injury.
Dances With Elves Glorfindel is extremely excited about the arrival of the dwarves and yet also seems to be excited about the prospect of dancing with Erestor a midnight gathering he has organised for some reason. Kili is bored because Thorin is gone and he wants to explore so Fili makes up a reason for him to. They stumble over the little midnight dancing session of the elves and decide to join in, but only if it could be done dwarven style. Cue some fun between the heirs of Durin and Glorfindel. Complete.  Characters: The entire Hobbit cast (dwarves, Bilbo etc) Warnings: None.
Battles Fought Before AU where Legolas fought the Battle of Five Armies alongside Thranduil and did not go off to Gundabad. Legolas reflects on the death and destruction during the Battle of Five Armies on the eve of the Battle of Helms Deep and wonders how he had ended up in the same position again. Complete.  Characters: Legolas, Thranduil, Bard the Bowman, Aragorn. Warnings: Discussion of war.
Bonding Aragorn worries about the lives of the people of Rohan but Legolas can see that his worry goes down deeper than that and he challenges him about it. The two friends discuss Aragorn’s choices and what they might mean. Eowyn’s stew features. Complete.  Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Eowyn.  Warnings: None. 
Elrond’s Suspicions Elrond suddenly realises that since the elves of Greenwood (Mirkwood) have such strong magic that when he has had dealings with Thranduil in the past, after Legolas had passed his majority, it could have actually been his young son in disguise of an illusion. Thranduil and Legolas are approaching Rivendell so Elrond decides to investigate and see if he can find out if his suspicions are true. Complete.  Characters: Elrond, Thranduil, Legolas, Lindir, Felefin. Warnings: None.
Dragon Age (I and II)
Advice from a Ghost Fergus and Gilmore don’t exactly see eye to eye over marriage, but they don’t have to worry because they both have someone looking out for them that gives the best advice. AKA Fergus and Gilmore hallucinate about their dead brother/friend after an argument. Complete  Characters: Fergus Cousland, Ser Gilmore, Aedan Cousland (Warden OC). Pairing: Fergus/Gilmore Warning: None.
To Be By Your Side I Would Willing Storm the Gates of the Black City   a collection for zevwarden week on tumblr /o/ 1: Zevwarden meeting 2: Zevwarden pirate AU 3: Zevrwarden first time eue 4: Zevwarden and the Crows 5: Zevwarden earring 6: Zevwarden sparring 7: Zevwarden after the Blight
A Teryn and His Knight  Fergus Cousland has a problem. And that problem has a name - Ser Gilmore. There’s only one resolution.  Characters: Fergus Cousland, Ser Gilmore. Pairing: Fergus/Gilmore Warning: None.
Milk Adventures  Fenris wants milk. Hawke has no idea where to buy it. Shenanigans ensue. Characters: Dragon Age 2 Cast. Male Hawke. Pairings: FenHawke. Warning: None.
Ferelden Flowers Carver wants to give flowers. He has no idea what he’s doing really. Characters: Carver Hawke, Merrill, Male Hawke.
Fire Emblem Kakusei/Fire Emblem Awakening Verse
The Thief and the Priest Libra is a priest of Naga and keeps to himself as well as he can. He looks after everyone that he can, but he doesn’t get too close to people. That doesn’t stop people trying to get close to him. He looks feminine and people assume he’s a woman and try to come onto him. This starts to change when he meets Gaius. Gaius is a thief from all over the place and he just happens to be in the right place at the right time to save Libra from his not so welcome admirers. That is the start of a strange relationship between them, something neither of them really regret. Complete.  Characters: Priest Libra, Thief Gaius, Chrom, Frederick, the Shepherds.  Pairings: Gaius/Libra Warnings: Character Injury.
Materialistic Possessions Four times Virion presented Libra with elaborate presents. Four times Libra couldn’t refuse. Complete. Characters: Libra, Virion Pairings: Libra/Virion Warnings: None.
CSI: Miami Verse
Fallen From Heaven AU where Ryan Wolfe is not all he seems. Eric Delko finds many strange things start happening involving Ryan after he meets the strange man Ryan calls dad and he becomes determined to find out exactly what the reason behind all this is. Ryan however tries his best to keep Eric in the dark but when their emotions get mixed up in Eric’s search it makes it a lot more complicated. Horatio seems to know more than he’s letting on. Complete. Characters: Ryan Wolfe, Eric Delko, Horatio Caine, Calleigh Duquense, Alexx Woods, Natalia Boa Vista, Frank Tripp. Pairings: Ryan/Eric, Horatio/Marisol Warnings: Characters Injury, implied character death. 
Parental Advisory Alternate Universe. When Horatio and the team are called out to a homicide they find Ryan Wolfe, an eighteen year old boy who has been locked up for his entire life by his paranoid - and now dead - parents. As Horatio unravels the story surrounding Ryan and the death of his parents he faces a revelation unique and disturbing. Complete. Characters: Ryan Wolfe, Eric Delko, Horatio Caine, Tim Speedle, Calleigh Duquense, Alexx Woods. Pairings: Ryan/Eric, Horatio/Tim. Warnings: Child abuse, kidnapping, family drama. 
[K] Project Verse
[K] Project Murder Series An Act of Patricide Yata is depressed after Homra disbands and Mikoto dies, and he spends a lot of time dwelling on Fushimi. When he comes across someone toxic from Fushimi's past his emotions get the better of him and he ends up going too far.  Characters: Fushimi Saruhiko, Yata Misake, Fushimi Niki, Munakata Reisi, Awashima Seri. Pairings: Saruhiko/Yata Warnings: Implied/referenced child abuse, character death, extreme rage, extreme violence.
Dealing with Regicide Munakata Reisi killed Suoh Mikoto, it was a well known fact. It was well known as fact. But no one knew the consequences of committing regicide, least of all the Blue King. And he's about to learn the true burden of killing another King. Or Munakata Reisi is sure Suoh Mikoto is living on inside his head and he doesn't quite know what to do. Characters: Munakata Reisi, Suoh Mikoto, Awashima Seri, Kusanagi Izumo, Fushimi Saruhiko, Yata Misaki, Sceptre Four. Pairings: Reisi/Mikoto, Seri/Izumo, Sarumi/Yata. Warnings: Character injury, character death, insanity, fire.
Admitting the Truth Misaki goes and sees Sarumi to admit what he had been arrested for just before the fiasco involving Mikoto and Munakata. It leads to some unforeseen events. Characters: Fushimi Saruhiko, Yata Misaki, Fushimi Niki, Munakata Reisi, Domjoyi Andy. Pairings: Saruhiko/Misaki. Warnings: None.
Yu-Gi-Oh Verse
I Shall Recount to You (Re-Write) (WIP) It’s been twelve years since the fateful duel that sent Atem to the afterlife and led Yuugi to a life alone. Life carried on as normal, until a dream leads Malik to the discovery that Atem wants to return to the modern world. Cracking the mystery and bringing the Pharaoh back, Malik, Yuugi and friends, end up with a bit of a mess on their hands caused by the ancient ritual that was used. Features a lot of ships. Characters: Malik Ishtar, Yami Malik, Yami Yugi, Pharaoh Atem, Mutou Yuugi, Bakura Ryou, Jounouchi Katsuya (Joey Wheeler), Kujaku Mai (Mai Valentine), Honda Hiroto (Tristan Taylor), Otogi Ryuuji (Duke Devlin), Amelda (Alistair), Kaiba Seto, Kaiba Mokuba, Thief King Bakura, Mazaki Anzu (Tea Gardner). Pairings: Atem/Yuugi, Malik/Ryou, Katsuya/Mai (Mai/Joey), Kaiba/Amelda (Seto/Alistair), Anzu/OC (Tea/OC), Thief King Bakura/Yami Malik. Warnings: N/A.
Dramatical Murder (Dmmd) Verse
Interesting Experiment (A look at what Aoba’s Dmmd Virus/Trip bad end and Re:Connect Virus/Trip route would have been like had it been Mizuki and not Aoba.) Virus and Trip have never heard of anyone recovering from having their mind completely broken by Scrap before, especially someone who was controlled by Morphine. And yet right before their eyes it was happening and they knew in that moment they would get more excitement from Mizuki than they could from Aoba. Complete. Characters: Mizuki, Trip, Virus, Seragaki Aoba, Koujaku, Noiz, Seragaki Tae. Pairings: Mizuki/Trip/Virus. Warnings: Non-Graphic Rape/Non-Con, Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Character Death.
Things You Said When You Were Scared kaieru asked:things you said when you were scared + noiao? ^q^
Tales of Vesperia Verse
Whirring Heart Yuri notices that something is bothering Raven the night before Brave Vesperia are due to go to the Tower of Tarqaron. Concerned with the timing Yuri goes to talk to Raven and finds out the old man is not as confident as it seems. Yuri offers some comfort almost without realising it. Complete. Characters: Yuri Lowell, Raven, Flynn Scifo (mentioned) Pairings: Yuri/Flynn. Warnings: None.
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Its an interesting question! Lucy and Jaime are similar in alot of ways, but very different in others. Lucy definitely has more class than Jaime does, despite Jaime being older lol. Lucy is that classy bitch who will dress fully up in lingerie just to get it all ripped off minutes later. Jaime is the guy to do a kegstand and then ask if anyone wants their dick sucked. He’s a total fuckboy lol. I’m not sure how they’d get along honestly. Lucy would probably be a bit disgusted by Jaime’s fashion and living arrangements(two college boyos in an apartment. you can imagine how their place looks sometimes).
In a way, Lucy is kind of snooty. He does like demons though. Though he’d be a bit disappointed that Jaime is just an incubus and doesn’t rip people apart and slaughter them. Cause that’s his favorite part, honestly. Jaime probably wouldn’t be too interested in Lucy either. The kid looks like a rich snob, he’s too goth for Jaime’s tastes, and he’s a fucking twink if ever there was one. Jaime likes his men with a little more substance to them.
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