#roblox pro player

[dummydzuxkn]

Roblox

[soukokumychildren]

Saw this post and thought, yeah, I could do that. So here have some meme ok bye

(original V)

[mtx-lol]

I LOOOOVVE PLAYING SUPPORT I LOOOOVE BEING TARGETRD GUTTED FIRST!!!!!!!

[corrupteddoodles]

this is how i feel whenever i play dress to impress and someone in the server is being a dickwad to the newer players trying their best

[dailydoseoffanfics]

i got something in my mind rn, if Y/n can't hug or patting them forsaken survivers, bc they use computer, so why not? Use VR hand? Some sort of :D

Bc for me it would be funny if you just grab them and toss them up in air lol

Oooooh, VR? Now that's interesting.

For the sake of this post, we'll pretend VR is compatible with Forsaken. (Also idk how VR works so uhhh, bare with me 💀)

Y'know about these roblox VR games where if a player's using one, only their head and hands are visible? I imagine it to be something like that, except it's only your hands that are visible. (think of it like this gif on the bottom, just without the head...):

ASDFGHJKL;' BARE WITH ME..... Anyways....

All of the survivors got jumpscared when they saw your hands, especially Noob. Literally all of the survivors have the same thoughts of "Oh....why does your hand look like that???? Player, WHAT are you???????" Look, they're Robloxians, their body shapes are blocky, and I don't think they've ever seen or even know what a human looks like. Humans are a foreign concept to Robloxians (in my personal headcanon)

....Sooooo, naturally, the survivors are perplexed with a teeny-tiny bit of fear inside. But don't worry, they'll later be chill about it. Your hands, even if they're just virtual, piqued all of the survivor's curiosity. They got loads of questions going. What are these....long thingies on your hand? (they're called fingers..) What can you do with these?

And hey, the pros of having VR hands is that you can communicate with it! You can give a thumbs up, thumbs down, handshakes, high fives, and many other hand gestures. You can express yourself with these, which is what the survivors like. However, you're going to fuel their curiosity more because later, all of them will be thinking, "So if that's what Player's hands look like.....what will they actually look like in person?"

Make a heart shape to the survivors and watch their reactions huehehehehe.....

[14dayswithyou]

Please wrap [REDACTED] in a warm blanket for me 🥺

What is Jae's job??? Every time I look at the map he's either off screen or in the ocean!! Is it Beach?

⌞♥⌝ Can't a man watch H20 and live out his dreams in peace??? If you don't want to play mermaid with him, stop pinging his location /silly

Canonically though?? Jae has multiple side jobs — mostly because nobody wants to hire him full-time — but also because I think it's funny watching his sprite move to random locations. He works at the newspaper stand by the pier on weekends, as an in-house cleaner for the elderly couple who owns the cabin he lives in (and all the others along the beach), at the local pet store, as a grocery clerk a few doors down from Olivia, etc!

But also... A little blonde birdie told me that Jae originally applied for a part-time job at the Corland Bay library!! >:3

Originally, I planned for Jae to be the newest employee at the library prior to Angel's arrival (the thought of Old Man Conan trying to do paperwork while Pro Roblox Player Jae explains DTI to him is somehow funny to me), but I scratched that idea because I felt like there were already too many people working at the library.

If I ever change my mind though, I might make it canon one day!! But until then... Jae will be Barbie hehe

[iocles]

Shidou HCs :3

it's bbg hour.

• Loud chewer. I just know it 🙁

• Like, he could be in a library, just with a bag of chips, and everything would be fine- until he starts eating them. Shidou and Takis are a lethal combo.

• He's gotta be like half Colombian, my radar is going off (I'm half Colombian, he's got the skills of an atlético nacional player)

• Probably writes emojis into whatever he writes, if he can't text 'em he'll speak them, write them, anything

• Gyaruo. Shidou IS a gyaruo. Yes, he can do parapara

• His hair looks sharp, but is actually pretty soft despite all the product he uses

• Has to buy a new eyeliner every few weeks💔💔

• He steals phones from his friends like a super senior. It is SO annoying

• He only says freaky things to his guy friends, and if he dates anyone, then they have to hear it too

• Spam calls Sae on purpose for no reason, just to say he didn't mean to and it was him "buttdialing"

• You best believe Sae is on the verge of blocking him every time.

• PRO fortnite player, you'll never catch him lacking🙊

• He used to bully kids on Roblox before his account got banned from so many reports from 7 year olds

• Even while people may think he's dumb from first glance, he's actually really smart- he just doesn't try hard enough in some of his classes

• When Shidou was born, he looked like those little troll dolls (still does)

• If he was an American highschool student, he'd be the type to play music REALLY loudly from a speaker in his backpack the moment he walks in.. 😒

• HATES sherpa, I just feel like he's the type to hate sherpa yk

• He makes playlists with stupid names or emojis like "goon👅👅" or something stupid

• FIRE just dance player, he does NOT miss a move and WILL get down

okay, thats all the dumb stuff I can think abt rn, these r kinds just shitpost headcanons at this rate😣 pls tell me u enjoyed before I sulk and quit and never open tumblr again

[angelxarii]

GG, NO REᶻ 𝘇 𐰁

(good game, no rematch)

Synopsis: Sershiro Nagi, one of japan's top streamers; who dominates the gaming world with his effortless skills. When an underground content creator challenges him to a 1v1 after he dismisses casual players, their fans go wild. The match ends with an unexpected twist, and what starts as an online rivalry turns into a chaotic, relationship.

pairing: Seishiro nagi x F!reader | Smau & writing

content warning: I try to be funny (more cringe than funny), dry humour, crack, angst (if you squint), ooc character, nagi is sassy?, spicy but not smut (eventually), streamers - most of them, swearing, rude jokes

ʚɞ Challenge accepted - prologue

“Fuck, fuck, fuck!! Ughh, I almost had himmm” 

“You're such a loser, dude” Ryusei’s voice cut through your frustration, making your blood boil even more. You were streaming Fall Guys, and the couple hundred viewers who regularly tuned in flooded the chat with spam and emotes.

On top of that, you were on a Discord call with Shidou, who was absolutely loving the opportunity to shit-talk your gameplay while laughing like a complete moron. He wasn’t even playing—said he could, but conveniently wasn’t home.

So instead of playing roblox, you decided to stream fall guys 

Something in chat caught your eye. 

“Check the server messages? Did something happen?” You asked yourself. Opening your servers main chat to see the link of another twitch streamer.

You clicked on it, sharing the screen so chat could see. It was a clip of a streamer saying “casual streamers have no chance against pro gamers” you don’t know why but it pissed you off. And to top it off, he looked so chill while putting down others. You rolled your eyes, giving a tight lipped smile to chat. good looking people can get away with saying anything 

“Well, cocky people get what they deserve” 

"And maybe he shouldn't have his head so far up his ass. If he went up against me, I'd guarantee he would lose"

“Eat him up, queen” you heard shidou over the call. Making a ‘what the fuck’ face.

“leave.”

series masterlist: ʚɞ

Next: 02

A/N: lot of writing but yeah! Also I'm sorry if its messy and the formatting is shit. I did this on my phone in the middle of the night in another country 😔🙏🏻. I dont even have my laptop on me, I'm not used to using my phone to post SMAU's. I'll do better for the next, I swear. There were so many editing and grammatical errors. I'm gonna kms, I hate posting using my phone

TAGLIST: @syarc0re @sunnydays25 (open)

Credits: @cinnamqnx

[chronicallyonline101]

Hello, chronicallyonline101, lets play a game. You have to asign each la squadra members (+mc bcs she is canon to meee :333) their multiplayer category

a) bullies kids online (intentionally)

b) pro gamer

c) tryhard toxic player that will find your ip if they lose

d) could win even if they tried

e) just a chill guy

You have [time] minutes

I HAVE MINUTES???? OKAY OKAY RISOTTOJIGSAW

Bullies Kids Online - Intentionally:

- Sorbet

- Illuso

They both play together and troll little children, they were the type of people to dress up as John Doe on Roblox and run around scaring kids - Sorbet has a TRILLION backup accounts on every game ever because he keeps getting banned for saying slurs and Illuso is the type of guy to report anyone who offends him, even if they've done nothing wrong.

Pro-Gamer:

- Formaggio

He owns every single gaming utility that has ever been released; XBox, Playstation, Nintendo - EVERY year they release a new device, he's saving up to buy it even if the last one runs perfectly fine. He's the whole reason the team plays games.

Tryhard Toxic Player That Will Find Your IP if They Lose:

- Ghiaccio

King of crashing out FORREAL. He loves gaming but it STRESSES HIM OUT because HE NEEDS TO WIN. He's the type of person to get into an argument after losing, respond with "kys" and then their leaked IP adress. #1 Doxxer out there.

Couldn't Win Even if They Tried:

- Prosciutto

- Risotto

Prosciutto doesn't understand 'games', he thinks theres far better things to be doing with his life than playing silly little pixels, so he's naturally dogshite at playing them - he also can't handle the way everyone makes fun of him when he loses so he refuses to ever go near them.

RISOTTO ON THE OTHER HAND, sees no issues with games, he's played a few times with the others just to unwind! He's not good at competitive games; he doesn't like the adrenaline rush, he feels that on a day to day basis with his job, why would he want to relive that feeling? He prefers cosy games !

Just a Chill Guy:

- Melone

- Pesci

- Gelato

The most casual gamers of the lot; they don't stress over winning or losing, they just enjoy the process of playing. Melone and Pesci prefer simpler, cosier games like Risotto while Gelato likes to play more hardcore games - he mostly plays with Sorbet and Illuso but he's not as extreme with the bullying as they are.

NOW, for our beautiful and beloved MC, i could see her fitting into the "Just a Chill Guy" category, BUT, i also think she Bullies Kids Online - ACCIDENTALLY

She'll be playing DTI or something similar with Illuso and she'll get third place on the podium and within SECONDS she's spamming hate into the chat about how shit everyone else is at the game and how the system is rigged

Anyways. i like to think La Squadra has a shared Minecraft world they all play on together and its utter chaos because Sorbet keeps blowing up everyones houses. thank you for reading; take a Melone

[antiendovents]

Do you guys know Angel's Sensory Room on roblox?

Tried joining their discord and it turns out they're pro-endo 💔

This is what I went through ;

Joined , got kicked , asked why and then they proceeded to say this ;

"You had Endogenics dni in your intro, we are pro plurality/pro endo!" I asked if there was anything I could do to stay since well.. younger me wanted to join really badly and they fucking said this to us:

"If you can re-educate yourself or re-consider your opinion on endogenics then you are welcome to join again <33"

I literally said fuuuucckkk that shit kys.

(No, I did not tell them to kys.)

- 🖍☀️

They've always been openly pro endo /info

Back in the days when people used to raid them for supporting lesboys they would fight back by making shirts or pins with the flags and forcing players to wear them or something akin to that? And I distinctly remember them having an endogenic shirt or pin available. (Or maybe it was a board in game with the flags on? I just remember the endogenic flag being there)

But yeah, it's really really shitty , and for them to tell you to educate yourself is really ironic since they're very clearly uneducated if they genuinely believe endogenic systems are real

[luvnami]

streamer!headcanons - tokito muichiro, mitsuri kanroji, shinazugawa sanemi, uzui tengen

note - all for fun 🤍 drop your other headcanons in the comments/inbox!!

banner - wotakoi

tokito muichiro 

is a proleague player for fps games and plays osu (stereotype)

didn’t even mean to become a pro player, he happened to kill a popular pro player on stream who was baffled by his skill and got him signed

sometimes streams with handcam, rarely with facecam 

doesn’t really talk much unless he’s replying to his chat, but even then it’s very short and sweet

there are long silences in his streams and he rarely ever gets upset at the game

sometimes he collabs with his friends and plays casual games like chained together, roblox horror games; his viewers note that he’s more amiable during collabs

he once had yuichiro stream for him instead and no one noticed until yuichiro raged and cussed someone out in-game 

has a clip where he once broke a combo in osu right at the end and spent 5 minutes with his head in his heads 

mitsuri kanroji

super popular streamer! alternates with a vtuber model and facecam

does cooking streams, just chatting streams and occasionally outdoor streams

loves chatting with her viewers about everything and anything 

everyone loves her for her bright personality and cute looks

doesn’t really play games unless other streamers invite her (because she’s bad at using a keyboard)

has had her fair share of parasocial viewers or encounters irl but head mod iguro obanai is never too far behind! can type /ban faster than you can blink

he rarely appears in her content, but helps out a lot with videography and editing

does a lot of short form content too about dancing, fashion, makeup etc

her most viral video is her and iguro eating super spicy noodles (he nearly passed out)

shinazugawa sanemi

rage/face card bait

usually has facecam up unless he’s feeling super tired that day 

his clips and highlights are just him yelling out some abomination of censored cuss words into a horrible headset mic

his most famous clip include him shoving a mouse into his mouth (think taxi2g)

plays a lot of stuff from fps to casual to rpgs, depends on his mood

rarely collabs because he prefers streaming solo

once genya walked in on his stream to ask him about dinner and everyone was surprised by how patient and kind he was with his brother 

they clipped it and then sanemi yelled at his chat for it 

sometimes genya comes in to say hi to stream (because the chat loves him) and sanemi has to peel him away from the camera and pretend to rough house him a little to keep up appearances

uzui tengen

his seemingly clickbait titles are NOT clickbait. yes, he is going to stay out in the woods for 24 hours 

(someone called search and rescue on him, the stream ended in 10 hours)

does the wackiest collabs that once included him booking a flight to a random country with kyojuro 

they ended up in taipei and actually had a lot of fun doing outdoor streams over there too

his wives never appear in his content because he wants to protect their privacy, so most of his viewers are skeptical about the whole ‘three wives’ thing

sometimes he plays games but its only for a series that he really loves

he decorates his whole streaming room and has a cosplay made (like kai cenat lmfao) and regularly does 12-24 hour streams

his account got suspended once for some unknown reason and he streamed on a second account of him showing up to tw*tch headquarters 

[darleansm]

-MHA (1-A) as nowadays teenagers- social media mostly (stereotypes).

PT.1- the boys.

—>part 2 (the girls)

inspired by those “mha as American high schoolers tiktoks.”

The first section of this post has the ones I wanted to emphasize on the most then the second section will be just mentions of the boys that I found would be basic in my opinion or I couldn’t think about the concept of them being like the teenagers we have at this time,

Izuku:

This guy is active on social media 24/7.

He LOVES sending streaks on snap of everything happening, he finished studying? He is sending a streak announcing it; he was reading? He is sending a streak announcing it; he was on a call? He is sending a streak announcing it; you get the point.

His bitmoji looks like a carbon copy of him, he does not mess around when it comes to it.

The type of person to have a million different accounts on one platform: One is his main, One is his spam, One is for close friends, one for edits, etc. If you ask him for his handle or username he’ll say “which account?” or give you a specific one depending on who you are.

If he gets left on opened he deletes the message even for him only to avoid feeling embarrassed.

His music taste just depends on tiktok for the most part as he listens to audios there all the time for his edits.

I like to think that All might (or the pro-heroes in general) would be a professional player (sports) of some sort in this universe so Izuku would edit him like how people edit football/American soccer and basketball players.

He’s known in the editing community on tiktok and he loves the mutuals concept.

Not a lot of people he knows are aware of his editing hobby only Kirishima since they share it (Kiri does edits of crimson riot)— they would have that RMA fan and Barca fan friendship dynamic. (trust)

Trains the sport All Might is a professional in (and he is determined to be as good as All Might).

Part of the sassy men apocalypse.

Plays Roblox once in a blue moon and only for his friends.

Despite his extremely high screen time: he is actually smart academically.

If you’re playing a match with him (in teams, and sports that include, balls, passing, dribbling, etc.) and you have the ball, he will beg you to pass for him to shoot, but he still misses.

He likes the downtown boy style because he thinks it’s comfortable but Inko hates it.

He isn’t popular but he is still known,

Katsuki:

He barely has any social media platforms but for the ones he does have: it’s always just some private account that he only accepts people he knows on.

He sends his daily streaks and it’s always just the classic “S” drawn poorly on a black screen.

He only uses his story to repost other stories he was mentioned in.

His profile picture on every platform is a picture one of his friends took of him hiding his face using his hand, if it isn’t that photo: he just makes it a black screen.

He would send a tiktok or two every few months to a friend and then disappear again.

His main social media app is snapchat: that is what he uses for texting, calls and whatever other business he wants to do.

His snapscore is over 100k.

“wyll” warrior: if yk, yk.

Kirishima’s gym bro but never talks about it, it’s kiri who can’t help but bring it up.

Despite his somewhat “cold” personality, this mf is the definition of scared of girls: not even in the male manipulator way, he is just scared of them or avoids them.

He just wears plain shirts and hoodies, he doesn’t dedicate his clothes to a specific category: just wears what he wants.

Just expect the unexpected from him.

He is the captain of at least one sports team in his school.

He never studies (according to him) yet gets the highest marks somehow and everyone admires him for it.

Shoto:

He does not use social media at all, nearest thing he has to that is his phone number that’s about it.

Just uses his phone to call people or message them on imessage.

He does not get any joke or reference you tell him that comes from tiktok (referring to brainrot) or any other social media app for that matter unless you explain it to him.

He does backhanded jokes though that are actually hilarious.

Wears whatever he finds in his wardrobe, he does not have a specific clothing style.

His texts are as dry as a dessert.

He’s just there and everyone is here for it.

He’s the “non-chalant” guy every girl on tiktok posts about, and since he is canonically attractive: he is the topic of a lot of girl gossip sessions.

He is like an old man when it comes to phones.

He is very dedicated when it comes to sports, he will not hesitate to continue even when he is injured.

He likes listening to lo-fi and calming music in general: it helps him focus.

Him are Iida are study buddies, nobody can tell me otherwise.

He’s the guy you go to for notes if you missed any during class.

Koda:

He uses his social media accounts for photography.

He also tries to raise awareness about current problems in the world using his platforms.

He surprisingly has a lot of followers due to his insane skills.

He is the quiet guy who everyone knows in terms of appearance but nobody would actually remember him on a name basis except if they are friends with him.

Does not participate in school matches or anything sports related in general.

His mom packs him his lunch and honestly nobody says anything because he isn’t too loud about it either.

He is a really wholesome guy and anyone who knows him loves that for him.

He was raised right and has manners.

He is a vegan but not one of those crazy ones, he just does it for himself and he might not agree with the choice of eating meat but he won’t be an ass to you for it.

He’s the hotspot guy of the class, he always has mobile data so he could post wherever and whenever he’d like, people always borrow it from him and he has no problem whatsoever.

He does not have any unresolved problems with anyone whatsoever.

Everyone from school who has social media follows his accounts and he is just mutuals with people he probably never talked to before in person.

He loves posting bird chirping audios and videos and he made a couple audios that actually got used by a ton of people.

He is average academically and none of the teachers have any concerns when it comes to him.

He wears anything as long as it isn’t made out of fur, leather or anything that comes from an animal.

Ejiro:

His parents despise his phone, he is always on it no matter what in their eyes.

He will spam you with tiktoks no matter who you are, he doesn’t even expect a reply (but if you do he appreciates it) he just likes sharing videos.

EVERYONE knows about his edit account compared to Izuku, he’s the editor of the class.

He does not mess around when it comes to protein and nutrition.

He sends gym and training snap streaks.

If he has a crush, he will try to hint it using videos on social media and he will send you cute tiktoks saying he appreciates you and stuff.

He makes videos of him reaching his lifting PRs in the gym and always has phonk music in the background.

He has a highlight on instagram for only motivational quotes he posts weekly on his story.

All of his bios have a Crimson Riot quote in them.

He’s a great athlete and has respect for you even if you’re on the opposing team.

He is the captain of one sports team as well and all of his teammates love him.

He uses “🤨” and “AYOOOO” while texting.

He’s the type of guy to say “YAYAYAYAY” on text unironically.

if he isn’t on his phone, he is playing Fortnite or minecraft with his friends (mostly Denki) and he loves it.

He is the type to scream in games and use curse words even in a friendly way.

He spams the repost button on tiktok and the add to story button, it is an addiction at this point.

He has a girl best friend (Mina) and he is open about it in every way possible.

He is pretty chill with everyone: boy or girl, no girl gets the feeling that he has a crush on her unless he visibly shows it and he’s the annoying type of guy friend who’s sarcastically rude to you but knows his limits.

If you’re a girl and have a crush on his friend, you wouldn’t be able to help but tell him and you can actually trust him with it.

He hates being on bad terms with anybody and just wants to be cool with everyone.

He is just your average teen boy.

He struggles academically and he knows the reason and has always tried to improve but he feels like he can’t.

Denki:

He is scrolling on tiktok or instagram reels every single second of the day that is if he isn’t playing video games.

Can’t keep a snapstreak for the life of him.

Will respond to every tiktok you send regardless if you sent 1 or 1000 and he enjoys it.

Brainrot is the best thing that has ever happened to him.

He references brainrot in real life every time he gets the chance and he is just known for that, it’s like a staple for him.

He is the “no homo” and “it doesn’t count if we’re wearing socks” type of guy and he pairs it with Kiri’s “AYOOO”s.

Only gets a long with one girl (Jirou) cause he can’t get a long with any other or at least became close with them in contrast to Ejiro.

He loves playing fortnite with Ejiro and Sero and also he is always the host of minecraft worlds and will not forgive you if you kill his wolf/dog.

He begs Izuku and Jirou to play Roblox with him sometimes.

He has a pet and posts stories of them playing together and whatever pet it is loves attacking Denki for no reason.

He is his own person in someway and isn’t the type of guy to depend on someone for a personality but he will depend on the new social media brainrot trend for it.

This man should not be going near a ball or anything sport-related in general, because he’s ass.

Interacts with every post his friends publish and he’s always saying something in the comments.

He loves “homeless-looking” fits.

He is horrible when it comes to academics and he does not even try to improve because he finds no point.

Sero:

Sero has a surprisingly healthy screen time (only during school days though).

He is always open to playing games with the other guys and if he doesn’t have the game, he will download it even if they will only play it once.

He will watch every tiktok his friends send but will only do short replies because he’s too lazy.

He ADORES movie nights and Spiderman.

All of his profile pictures are group pics of him and his friends.

He is always posting food pictures anywhere in general, he loves the look of it.

He always looks forward to Denki’s replies.

Whenever his friends say something off guard to him: his smile fades or he does the “🤨” face and it just became a running joke in the friend group.

He gets matching socks with his friends because he saw a tiktok trend about it.

He tries to lecture his friends but does the same mistake at the end and just laughs about it.

He reposts news on his instagram stories just to mock it or say something critical at least once a week.

He laughs really loud during class and Denki does NOT help in preventing it at all.

He wears whatever one of his friends is wearing just to match with them because he usually doesn’t feel like choosing a complete outfit.

Has an overwhelming fear of parent-teacher conferences.

He swears that he tries his hardest in studying but he always gets marks as bad as Denki’s and he just accepted it.

Tenya:

In contrast to what a lot of people believe, I think Tenya would actually have at least one social media platform.

He wouldn’t use social media like his other classmates use it, but rather to help him share announcements quicker to the others since most of them are more active there.

He’d only have outdated minigames on his phone because he used to play with his older brother but other than that, he has nothing.

He offered free tutoring but Ochako convinced him that it would be a good idea to charge at least 1 bucks or something just so he can get a profit out of it.

He loves being organized and unironically has pinterest just to organize his thoughts there and whenever he mentions it, his classmates are shocked.

He hates when anyone sends a tiktok link or something similar to the main class groups because he thinks it’s out of place and bad.

Everyone comes to him for college recommendations.

People think he’d be a teachers’ pet but the teachers aren’t actually that fond of him or just treat him like any other and he actually appreciates that.

He scolds his friends for being too active on social media and that it can affect them in the future not only due to lack of concentration but also due to potential bad digital footprint.

He takes the internet really seriously and avoids anything harmful to keep his digital footprint as clean as possible.

Some of his friends ask him to set up a screen-time system on their devices because they trust him the most with it.

Straight A student and is in all of the advanced classes.

Apologies to:

Aayoma

Tokoyami (💔)

Shoji

Sato

Ojiro

Mineta (not really)

[1mintchocochip]

Random headcanons on all of the bachelors from Stardew Valley

Harvey:

probably French or Italian, also he probably sounds kind of like the narrator from The Stanley Parable or like Mr Voice from Little Misfortune, doesn't get enough sleep ever, owns a bunch of those coffee mugs that have stupid sayings on them, autistic af, probably hyper fixates on either dinosaurs or aircraft, feminist, not gay but loves going to pride parades or protests of any kind, doesn't follow his own health advice, has probably prescribed someone weed once

Sebastian:

still stuck in the 2000s both in his fashion and music taste, takes antidepressants (they aren't helping tbh), actively hates those people that say "booktok girls belong to biker guys", actual Roblox hacker, likes to mess with scammers to piss them off, really needs to get off Twitter, argues with Demetrius about politics, has tried to die on the train tracks before, cosplays sometimes, Kandi kid, occasionally uses stuff like LSD or MDMA, does actually touch grass pretty often but it's at night so people don't really notice it when he takes walks, naturally has red hair but he dyes it because he likes it better that way, loves anime

Sam:

his hair making him look like an anime boy is not a coincidence (he wants to look like one), the type of person to actually quote song lyrics or movie quotes to someone in a serious situation (like saying "Stay gold" after an amicable breakup, or saying "It's all about the he says she says bullshit" in an argument), unironically refers to himself as a puppy, golden retriever personality type, avid Pinterest user, wears guyliner on a regular basis, tried to grease his board with cooking grease the first time you found out you're supposed to grease it, Australian, has braces as an adult, kinda brainroted

Elliott:

steals his ex's Netflix, struggling to pay off his college debt, the type of person to be very calm in emergency situations, claps when the plane lands or when the movie ends, uses pet names for people way too much no matter what his relation is to them, very good rbf and very good at being sarcastic, uses expensive hair care and skin care products, loves candles, total insomniac, loves tea, British, can't handle horror movies, talks during movies, doesn't know how to interact with children (he would accidentally say shit around them or something), absolute chaos to deal with when he's drunk, the type of person to say "Never do drugs that don't come from the Earth", hippie treehugger and likes holistic medicine, loves mythology

Alex:

downloaded Grindr because he thought it was a grindball thing, bisexual but refuses to admit to it, the kind of guy to slap people's asses in the locker room and probably on the field as well to congratulate them when they score a goal, takes fantasy football and the punishments that come with it very seriously, the type of guy to say "Where my hug at?" or "Guess who", definitely brainroted, actually very good at dancing, kisses the homies good night, would unironically put one of his (male) best friends on a hear me out cake, actually cares about zodiac signs, also absolutely horrible to deal with when drunk, loves Fortnite and Minecraft and probably also COD, posts thirst traps on tiktok, actually likes cooking/baking and will get upset if you say it's only for girls

Shane:

uses those sports betting/online gambling apps, gets way too upset when his favorite sports teams lose, "Do you want a beer?" "He's 4!" "What am I supposed to do with him?!", could have become a pro grindball player but he got kicked out of college because he was failing and beat someone up in a bar fight, doesn't like talking about his childhood, daddy issues, says "Back in my day" and "Kids these days" even though he's just barely a millennial instead of a gen z, actually very progressive and will get upset if you say anything sexist or homophobic or racist or anything like that around him, definitely has some German in him somewhere, actually really likes the Feast of the Winter Star (Stardew's version of Christmas), you can fix but it will take a lot of time

That's it! Thanks for reading! ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧

[https-lvesick]

SELLING MY MOOTS!

in honour of my latest post i will sell some of my moots! please, show interest, they're needy!

( @lyvhie )

pros: she will support you no matter what / she's funny, you will never get bored with her / has the best gifs/reactions to whatever you send her / can play the role of your sugar mommy / probably trusts your skills more than your mother

cons: she will suport you no matter what! if you want to die, she'll encourage you / takes 2-5 business days to answer / will leave you high and dry about a fic

price: $20 + a mark pc

( @winwintea )

pros: she creates the best playlist / she's pretty and speaks chinese, is there a sexier thing?

cons: another one who'll leave you high and dry about fics / will tell you to fuck yourself every minute / your average roblox player / DON'T TRUST HER WITH GOOGLE DOCS / ass artist (she can't draw a mic)

price: $1

( @spacejip )

pros: super supportive / is the sweetest! / her messages will light up your day / best roblox buddy (have i said she's the sweetest? / loves memes, FEED HER!!!

cons: good ass writer AND DOESN'T WRITE 👹👹

price: $10M and i can think about an offer

( @ayukas )

pros: THE CUTEST IN THE WORLDDDD / you'll squeal every time she sends something / her posts are the best so yeah, you'll have sm fun! / her reactions are also lovely

cons: is away from me :(

price: nvm, i've changed my mind, i won't sell her, my baby boo, my miuse!

no pressure at all: @jirsungs @polarisjisung @peterm4rker @chenlezip @aracgio @sunshyni @hansolsticio

[adrianthevampire]

A Somewhat Comprehensive List of Horse Video Games

I will be editing this original post with new games, new information, and so on. If you see a reblogged version of this post, it is worth going to the original post to see if updates have been made.

Ahead will be a list of games that either were released recently and/or are being actively maintained. I have not personally played all of these games. Do not take this list as my personal recommendations.

If you have games you would like to suggest for this list, please let me know!

Some games are listed in both the Single Player and Multiplayer sections. This is due to them having the capability for either.

Single Player

The Ranch of Rivershine [Steam]

Horse Tales: Emerald Valley Ranch [Website, available for PC and consoles]

Rival Stars Horse Racing [Website]

Astride [Steam, Website]

Horse Club Adventures [Steam, also available on consoles]

Horse Club Adventures 2 [Steam, also available on consoles]

Wildshade Unicorn Champions [only available on consoles]

Tales of Rein Ravine [Steam]

Multiplayer

Rival Stars Horse Racing [Website]

Astride [Steam, Website]

Horse Isle 3 [Website]

Alicia Online [Website]

Star Stable Online [Website]

Star Equestrian [Website]

Browser

Horse Reality [Website]

Ropin' Ranch [Website]

Wild Horses Valley [Website]

Hunt and Jump [Website]

Mobile

Wildshade

Equestrian The Game

Star Equestrian

Rival Stars Horse Racing

Star Stable Online

Equestriad World Tour

Honorable Mentions

These are games that are not horse games technically but may have good horse gameplay, either in the base game or via user created content.

Red Dead Redemption 2/Red Dead Online/RedM

Minecraft

Roblox

The Sims 3 Pets

The Sims 4 Horse Ranch

Black Desert Online

Upcoming

Some but not all of these games have demos or paid beta testing, though none are officially available yet.

Fernhoof Grove [Trailer]

Unbridled: That Horse Game [Website]

Horse Life Simulator [Patreon]

Canter Crossing [Steam]

Pro Show Jumping [Steam]

Horse Project [Website]

Horse Trainer [Video]

Windstorm: The Legend of Khiimori [Steam]

Details about some of the games:

Rival Stars Horse Racing

Rival Stars has two versions. Desktop via Steam and Mobile. While the gameplay itself (e.i racing, breeding, etc) are identical there are massive differences in how it functions. Mobile has micro transactions and limits on how much you can do a day without paying money. The desktop version has no micro transactions and no limits on how much you can do at any given time. Desktop, however, does not get updated as often as Mobile. I could go on and on listing various pros and cons between the two versions, but ultimately I personally prefer Desktop due to the lack of micro transactions or wait times and in addition Desktop has the ability to make custom horses, which is quite fun. It's worth checking out the mobile version first, however, so you can see if the game appeals to you as the Mobile version is free to play.

Astride

Astride is in "early access" on Steam, though that can be misleading. What is currently available is little more than a tech demo. You can create a horse and ride around an area on it, utilizing Astride's unique jumping system, and you can given play with friends. However, it is extremely glitchy, the lighting looks awful right now, and overall it just... isn't good. That said, it is still in progress and I personally have hopes that it will become a full fledged game as promised someday. That day is not today and so I personally recommend not purchasing it until it has gotten a few good updates, unless you just really want to financially support the developers.

Horse Isle 3

Oh boy. I'll just point you towards this article about some of the issues with the community management of HI3. Be warned if you intend to play, moderators are inconsistent about the rules they enforce and you can very easily get banned for saying harmless things. Personally, I stay out of the chat and I'm careful with what I name my horses. Horse Isle 3 is a one of a kind game, sadly, that allows for extremely detailed breeding. Realistic genetics combined with the ability to breed for all sorts of shapes makes it a very compelling game, which is why so many people continue to play it despite... the issues. It is free to play, though there are paid aspects to it. However, you can earn the premium currency within the game and utilize paid features without ever paying your own money.

Minecraft

Minecraft can be a fun horse game using mods or server plugins! The mod SWEM adds a lot of content that makes for good realistic horse roleplay, though doesn't fit well in survival style gameplay. The mod Realistic Horse Genetics actually doesn't change much of the horse functionality, making it a really good fit for survival gameplay, but adds lots of realistic genetics and a better system for inheriting stats than vanilla minecraft. The mod Genetic Animals will be adding horses soon.

Red Dead Redemption 2, Red Dead Online, and RedM

While it is not intended to be a horse game, RDR2 has horses that feel so very real. They are well animated so they feel alive and they respond to their environment in realistic ways. Many people purchase the game purely because of the horses. There are mods you can use to improve the horses in Single Player, though I've never used any so I can't offer suggestions. Personally, I really like Red Dead Online for the horses because the horses can't die and there are a few more breed options. You also can look into joining a RedM server. There is one called Rift that is specifically meant for horse enthusiasts.

Roblox

I know nothing about Roblox personally, but I know there are several worlds (games? I don't know what they're called) in Roblox that revolve around horses.

I will add to this as I think of more. If you are viewing this as a reblogged post, it's worth checking the original to see if it has been updated.

Please feel free to request more information or suggest games or add your thoughts.