#rogue cop

[doomtrooper77]

What feeling do you get when you see a cop like this paying attention to you. Real attention. Focused attention.

[piboss-314]

Thug Cop, Watch Out For Him!

https://youtube.com/shorts/FwOejiBgjsI?si=fi1b3rQzV5n7SdUA He totally breaks our Constitution What app he busts his way into a woman’s house with no search warrant. You’re just a thug with a badge, hopefully you won’t have it for long because you sure don’t deserve it!  You’re nothing but a low self-esteem punk, I remember you from grade school; go back, you’ve yet to mentally graduate!

[moonlightcycle571]

Interviewer: So Captain, who would you say your biggest nemesis is?

Captain Marvel: CPS

Interviewer: *baffled* Surely there are many-

Captain Marvel: CPS

Interviewer: Not Sivanna?

Captain Marvel: CPS

Interviewer: But Black Adam-

Captain Marvel: I promise you, there is no greater nemesis than the pure corruption of Child Protective Services.

Interviewer: … then who is your second nemesis?

Captain Marvel: Cops.

Interviewer: … third?

Captain Marvel: Do you want a list?

Interviewer: Yes please

Captain Marvel: *pulling out a sheet out of thin air*

Captain Marvel: First it’s CPS. It’s been a fight and still is a fight.

Captain Marvel: Next are the cops. It’s on sight.

Captain Marvel: Next are Nazis. But that’s more CM Juniors thing. He has a particular enjoyment out of punching them.

Captain Marvel: Next are politici-

Interviewer, does not want to get their show cancelled: THANK YOU Captain, but we meant specific individuals maybe.

Captain Marvel: Oooh okay 👌

Captain Marvel: My biological Uncle. Fuck that guy.

Interviewer: I didn’t know your Uncle was one of your rogues.

Captain Marvel: He’s not.

Interviewer: Than what

Captain Marvel: He was a twat. *he learned that from Constantine*

Interviewer: thats not-

Captain Marvel: If you meant in terms of Fawcette rogues, then it has to be Mr Mind

Interviewer: mr mind? Who’s mister mind

Interviewer: THE WORM

Bonus:

Somewhere in a Jar: I sense a great victory 🐛

Bonus 2:

Batman: Alfred, remind me to add PR training for the Justice League next meeting.

Bonus 3:

GI Robot: Something just happened.

[thatzombiecat]

Who let the crime dawgs out?

It's about damn time to finally come out and play, so shall we? >;3

Happy WH: Skulls and Lex Imperialis DLC announcement day!

OC: Vincent Emmanuel Andar von Valancius

[elbiotipo]

No no, you don't get it, all the factions in WH40k are bad because it's grimdark. I know there are lots of baroque paintings of the holy knights of a fascist theocracy defeating demons, and all sorts of books where they are portrayed as tragic heroes with dramatic speeches about how we need to preserve our faith and obedience to said fascist theocracy in the face of corruption, but all factions are equally bad, you see.

[anxiouslowercase]

sas rh: let eoin survive the fall au » meeting the french

[hwang-inhos-fish]

A note on the Hwang brothers:

While Gi-hun and In-ho are the Yin to each other’s Yang, two directly opposing forces, each other’s equal and opposite match -

Jun-ho and In-ho are separated by nothing but time and circumstance. Mirror images to each other.

After all. The first thing Jun-ho did when he got on that ferry was kill.

(P.S. Hwang brothers role swap AU? 👀)

[gammija]

now im also still thinking about tma dnd au.... mostly i agree with jonny&alex' assignments. Signing a contract to work in the Archives is really signing a pact with the Eye, so everyone there multiclasses in warlock, but only Jon really gains levels in it because of all the xp he gets by reading statements. Tim is a fighter, Sasha a 'real' wizard, Martin a bard who performs poetry instead of playing an instrument, says he studied at the College of Lore, but really he's self-taught and not even level 3 in bard.

Species though. i mostly drew Jon as a tiefling cause i wanted to give him horns but really, a tiefling would be preoccupied with whether or not he's turning into a monster. Sasha can just be human, and i think Tim is a half-elf, charismatic, easily fitting in with most crowds.

On the one hand i want Martin to be tall. but on the other. he just is a halfling. easily underestimated, typically caring, not very fast, not easily immobilized by fear, and, considering how little he gets hurt or wounded compared to tma's other characters, definitely a certain kind of lucky

[fictionisthebetterreality]

Garrus "The rules at C-Sec annoyed me so I joined the first human Spectre on her mission to hunt down and murder my fellow Turian Saren" Vakarian. Garrus "if the dalatress had offered me the same genocidal deal for the safety of Palavan I probably would have taken it" Vakarian. Garrus "I'm gonna hunt this organ-stealer down and murder him in cold blood. You coming?" Vakarian. Garrus "calibrating weapons of mass destruction is my hobby" Vakarian. Garrus "I was so good at killing mercenaries I accidentally united them into a single, bigger mercenary group, then killed them too" Vakarian. Garrus "the Turians planting a secret bomb on Tuchanka was ingenious" Vakarian. Garrus "the collectors used this base to liquify hundreds of thousands of innocent people into a reaper, but waste not want not" Vakarian. Garrus "You've been hanging out with an anti-alien terrorist group after being dead for two years? Let me just sign up" Vakarian. Garrus "this guy is responsible for the death of my squad. Lure him into a crowded area so I can gun him down in the middle of the Citadel" Vakarian. Garrus -

[batcavescolony]

I think my favorite thing to think about is any adaptation of comics meeting the comics universe cus after awhile you'll always get this:

_____adaptation: and in that moment my fellow hero/teammate/lover/forth option died.

_____comic: ah yeah that sucks, but when they came back you talked right?

_____adaptation: what? They died?

_____comic: ok? Just get them back or wait, who HASN'T died.

_____adaptation: ...

_____comics: wait do you guys STAY dead when you die?

_____adaptation: YES? What do you mean 'STAY' YOU DIE! AND THEN YOU'RE DEAD!

_____Comics: sorry... In our universe hero's come back constantly.

_____adaptation: so your _____ is alive?

_____comics: yeah, they came back awhile ago? That must suck for you.

[doomtrooper77]

Don Rappitti. Member of the Black Badge Squad. A cop that scares other cops. More about him and his partner coming soon.

[storyofmychoices]

Blades 3! Blades 3! Blades 3!!!

Oh and COP 3 too!!! Nearly missed that bit, screaming over Blades!

[thatzombiecat]

Modern!AU ·· Heinrix van Calox x Elayne von Valancius

when your future spouse suddenly turned out to be a blown-dead illegal arms trade dealer from a reknown crime syndicate that got aquired a huge ass inheritance from literally a nowhere and protection above the law, and then appeared under a new name

OC: Elayne Andar van der Ghiessen von Valancius

[anxiouslowercase]

sas rh: let eoin survive the fall au » training montage (part two)

[jesncin]

That Clayface fumble in CC is strange to me because honestly, there’s a very obvious narrative here about Clayface being a Scarlett Johansson type? A famous white guy actor who’s so convinced of his skills that he believes he can take roles that are clearly not meant for him, that he even gets the character better, and his transformation into Clayface is a part of that. One could make the satire hit harder by having the industry accept Clayface’s monstrous form for its cost-saving measures. Something something, Hollywood would sooner empathize with a grotesque monster than it would a WoC. Not that Clayface should be shunned for his form but you get the idea.

WHOA now that's what we call a subversion with purpose! I super love this idea for Clayface because it does a great job differentiating itself from BTAS' version, and it tells a compelling story with new critical social commentary. Like if they were going to have Miss Yvonne Francis be a WoC, then maybe tell a story where that identity is talked about because otherwise glazing over racism in Tinsel Town becomes a huge elephant in the room.

I love the twist on the monster becoming a more acceptable commodity over marginalized people- even if we were to include the BTAS version of Clayface being coded as a gay man, he would still hold privilege over WoC as a white gay man. This belief that some white gay men think they can appropriate other roles because of their proximity to a type of marginalization? That would be tasty commentary. Especially with a queer WoC like Renne Montoya being the one to uncover the plot.

Too bad that despite CC touting itself as a dark and edgy show, all it ended up saying with their version of Clayface is "actor who plays bad guys ends up liking be a bad guy irl"- and all the interesting concepts of a guy viewing people as movie roles in his life is sidelined. All we got out of that was Yvonne calling him a bad actor.

[deadbandsong]

I legitimately love these two together. Rogue and Gambit have a proper Bonnie and Clyde thing going on, but Rogue and Deadpool are the batshit buddy cop story I need.

Uncanny Avengers. Gerry Duggan. 2017.