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jarinnards · 2 months ago

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Something something Heinrix when you don't bring him to commorragh something something

please don't let this have been done yet ffs

#tell me im wrong #this fucking dude legitimately tweaked himself into a neat psychotic breakdown when the rt got kidnapped #i cackle every time i imagine how irritated he must have been while this was going on #like YES he was going through it #but come on...#there is undeniable comedy in imagining him just absolutely disheveled #hasn't slept in days #drunk on coffee that isn't working but he's on such copium that he's hoping he'll at least benefit from a placebo effect #and i know he was insufferable #TO ABELARD ESPECIALLY #i know our seneschal was contemplating the most legal way to airlock a member of the holy inquisition #abelard staring at heinrix who is losing his fucking mind #“this bitch...”#heinrix van calox #wh40k rogue trader #rogue trader shitpost #warhammer rogue trader #rogue trader #heinrix x rogue trader #warhammer 40k rogue trader #wh40k #warhammer 40000

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fourraccoonsinacoat · 1 month ago

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When I tell you I am now considering writing a one-shot called "Rogue Trader: The Musical" where everyone is forced to communicate via musical body-horror.

Pasqal is the only one (mostly) unaffected thanks to the blessings of the True Flesh. He seriously considers driving the flagship full of weakass laypeople into the nearest star.

Singing is for heretics.

#i need to remember that the warp is capable of some truly weirdass shit when i'm writing #rogue trader #rogue trader crpg #wh40k rogue trader #warhammer rogue trader #warhammer #wh40k #warp event #warhammer the musical #rogue trader fanfiction #rogue trader shitpost

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hypnostallev · 1 month ago

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Good day, RT fandom. Something to consider.

#warhammer 40000 #warhammer 40k #wh40k #warhammer rogue trader #rogue trader #shitpost #marazhai aezyrraesh #marazhai #pasqal haneumann #pasqal #kibellah #heinrix van calox #heinrix

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apollogentik · 3 months ago

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yeah... @utrada here your man...

#marazhai aezyrraesh #shitpost #rogue trader

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redstairs · 3 months ago

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Bringing up Marazhai be like

Looking at you Reddit

#warhammer rogue trader #warhammer 40k rogue trader #rogue trader crpg #rogue trader memes #marazhai aezyrraesh #marazhai shitpost #marazhai romance #i don't want to fix him i want him to make me worse #fantasy is not reality #what do you mean women aren't pure angelic beings #stop enjoying things i dislike

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housedellamort · 2 months ago

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Heinrix dating an Iconoclast Rogue Trader

#Rogue trader #I've never edited anything in my life #so take a shitpost that took me five minutes #heinrix van calox

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blesby · 2 months ago

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Babygirl 😝

#shitpost #art tag #rogue trader #marazhai aezyrraesh #wh40k rogue trader #marazhai #marazhai rogue trader #drukhari #rogue artist #marazhai romance #meme #warhammer eldar #warhammer rogue trader #warhammer 40k rogue trader

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cultural-marsism1 · 1 year ago

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gaming axe

#warhammer 40k #rogue trader crpg #pasqal haneumann #adeptus mechanicus #my art #shitpost

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nasty-redacted · 2 months ago

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into the kennel

#marazhai aezyrraesh #marazhai rogue trader #rogue trader #shitpost

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mumms-the-word · 1 month ago

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Heinrix van Calox so regency coded we might as well call him Handflex van Calox. Handkiss van Calox if you will

#I am booed off stage #I cannot be trusted to write shitposts anymore #I saw someone describe him as Hand Flex Personified and I can’t unsee it #rogue trader #heinrix van calox

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madame-helen · 1 year ago

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jarinnards · 6 months ago

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Romancing Marazhai as Iconoclast in a nutshell (aka giving the murder space cat a migraine until he somehow decides you're married)

#he's so fucking awful god i love him #freak (affectionate)#i love bullying him and being a heretic but this is funny too #whatever makes him miserable #marazhai aezyrraesh #marazhai #rogue trader #warhammer 40k #warhammer rogue trader #marazhai x von valancius #shitpost #warhammer shitpost #rogue trader shitpost

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fourraccoonsinacoat · 1 month ago

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Rogue Trader: Hey, Argenta? Can I ask you a theological question?

Sister Argenta: Of course, Rogue Trader. I would be glad to share my knowledge of spiritual doctrine with one of His most dutiful servants. Ask your question.

Rogue Trader: In theory, and completely hypothetical, would it be considered an act of heresy to eat a slice of peat-toast after seeing an image of the Emperor on it?

Sister Argenta: Did the God-Emperor bless you with a vision of His likeness? That is most extraordinary. May I see it?

Rogue Trader: I think I need to ammend my question...

Sister Argenta: Did...did you consume an item that bore the holy resemblance of our most virtuous savior upon it?

Rogue Trader: ...I was really hungry.

Sister Argenta: *Righteous and judgmental silence.*

Rogue Trader: Can I ask you another question?

Sister Argenta: What, Rogue Trader?

Rogue Trader: You think I'll get some of His powers?

Sister Argenta: *Sound of bolter being cocked.*

#this is 100% a conversation that has happened between Vis and Argenta #snacks > desecrating an image of the god-emperor #rogue trader incorrect quotes #rogue trader #rogue trader crpg #warhammer 40k rogue trader #sister argenta #von valancius #rogue trader shitpost

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systembug · 11 months ago