#romilda x lavender

[densesindealer]

My Full Muse List, Updated

I decided to go through and update my entire muse list, adding and removing characters, and I decided to make a post with the list that I intend to give easy to find tags on my blog, or to pin it later on.

All male muses can be used for gender transformation asks, and any males from their series can be used for gender transformation asks so long as they follow the other rules of my blog. This applies even if a male character from the series isn't normally on my muse list as their male counterpart. I.E. Byakuya from Danganronpa as a woman with Makoto, or Bakugou from My Hero Academia as a woman with Midoriya.

Danganronpa

Makoto Naegi

Junko Enoshima

Mukuro Ikusaba

Celestia Ludenberg

Aoi Asahina

Sayaka Maizono

Kyoko Kirigiri

Sakura Oogami

Toko Fukawa

Chiaki Nanami

Mikan Tsumiki

Hiyoko Saionji

Akane Owari

Peko Pekoyama

Ibuki Mioda

Mahiru Koizumi

Sonia Nevermind

Komaru Naegi

Kanon Nakajima

Hiroko Hagakure

Kotoko Utsugi

Monaca Towa

Chisa Yukizome

Miaya Gekkogahara

Seiko Kimura

Aiko Umesawa

Ando Ruruka

Kirumi Tojo

Tsumugi Shirogane

Angie Yonaga

Tenko Chabashira

Maki Harukawa

Miu Iruma

Kaede Akamatsu

Himiko Yumeno

Spy x Family

Yor Forger

Anya Forger

League Of Legends

Ahri

Akali

Senna

Miss Fortune

Lux

Jinx

Vex

Xayah

Vi

Annie

Ashe

Caitlyn

Irelia

Seraphine

Morgana

Neeko

My Hero Academia

Izuku Midoriya

Momo Yaoyorozu

Ochako Uraraka

Mina Ashido

Tsuyu Asui

Toru Hagakure

Kyouka Jirou

Mei Hatsume

Melissa Shield

Nejire Hado

Nemuri Kayama/Midnight

Rumi Usagiyama/Mirko

Kaoruko Awata/Bubble Girl

Emi Fukukado/Ms. Joke

Ryuku Tatsuma/ Ryukyu

Yu Takeyama/Mt. Lady

Shino Sosaki/Mandalay

Ryuko Tsuchikawa/Pixie-Bob

Tomoko Shiretoki/Ragdoll

Inko Midoriya

Mitsuki Bakugou

Kinoko Komori

Tokage Setsuna

Yui Kodai

Ibara Shiozaki

Pony Tsunotori

Itsuka Kendo

Reiko Yanagi

Himiko Toga

Manami Aiba/La Brava

Nana Shimura

Camie Utsushimi

Chitose Kizuki/Curious

Fuyumi Todoroki

Rei Todoroki

Kaina Tsutsumi/Lady Nagant

Merlin (BBC Series)

Merlin Ambrosius

Morgana Le Fay

High Priestess Nimueh

Harry Potter

Harry Potter

Cho Chang

Luna Lovegood

Fleur DeLacour

Gabrielle DeLacour

Hermione Granger

Katie Bell

Alicia Spinnet

Angelina Johnson

Lavender Brown

Susan Bones

Hannah Abbott

Daphne Greengrass

Astoria Greengrass

Bellatrix Lestrange

Narcissa Malfoy

Pansy Parkinson

Nymphadora Tonks

Andromeda Tonks

Aurora Sinistra

Septima Vector

Tracey Davis

Rowena Ravenclaw

Helena Ravenclaw

Penelope Clearwater

Amelia Bones

Lily-Evans Potter

Rose Weasley

Lily Luna Potter

Sue Li

Romilda Vane

Padma Patil

Parvati Patil

Mirabel Garlick

AI The Somnium Files

Kaname Date

Aiba

Shizure Kuranushi/Boss

Mizuki Okiura

Iris Sagan

Amame Doi

Phoenix Wright

Phoenix Wright

Mia Fey

Maya Fey

Pearl Fey

Trucy Wright

Ema Skye

Franziska von Karma

Athena Cykes

Lana Skye

The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles

Ryunosuke Naruhodo

Susato Mikotoba

Iris Wilson

Nikolina Pavlova

Gina Lestrade

Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

Hazel Levesque

Piper McLean

Annabeth Chase

Reyna Ramirez-Arellano

Thalia Grace

Zoe Nightshade

Clarisse La Rue

Rachel Elizabeth Dare

Silena Beauregard

Sally Jackson

Bianca di Angelo

Calypso

Athena

Artemis

Aphrodite

Hera

Demeter

Hestia

Hecate

Persephone

Scooby-Doo

Norville ‘Shaggy’ Rogers

Daphne Blake

Velma Dinkley

Thorn

Luna

Dusk

Tanis The Mummy

Sibella Dracula

Phantasma

RWBY

Jaune Arc

Ruby Rose

Weiss Schnee

Blake Belladonna

Yang Xiao-Long

Pyrrha Nikos

Nora Valkyrie

Coco Adel

Velvet Scarlatina

Glynda Goodwitch

Cinder Fall

Neopolitan

Emerald Sustrai

Ilia Amitola

Winter Schnee

Willow Schnee

Kali Belladonna

Summer Rose

Raven Branwen

Salem

Penny Polendina

Neon Katt

Saphron Cotta-Arc

Terra Cotta-Arc

Street Fighter

Chun-Li

Cammy White

Rainbow Mika

Mortal Kombat

Johnny Cage

Cassie Cage

Kitana

Mileena

Tanya

Jade

Sindel

Skarlet

Jacqui Briggs

Li Mei

Cetrion

Sareena

Fairy Tale

Erza Scarlet

Lucy Heartfilia

Brandish U

Konosuba

Wiz

Aqua

Megumin

Darkness

Yunyun

Avatar The Last Airbender

Katara

Toph Beifong

Azula

Ty Lee

Danny Phantom

Ember Mclain

Dani Phantom

Sam Manson

Jazz Fenton

Madeline Fenton

Desiree

Johnny Test

Johnny Test

Susan Test

Mary Test

Sissy Blakely

Lila Test

DC Comics

Bruce Wayne/Batman

Harleen Quinzel/Harley Quinn

Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy

Thalia al Ghul

Zatanna Zatara/Zatanna

Barbara Ann Minerva/Cheetah

Diana Prince/Wonder Woman

Teen Titans

Richard ‘Dick’ Grayson/Robin/Nightwing

Rachel Roth/Raven

Komand’r/Blackfire

Tara Strong/Terra

Jynx

Arrowverse

Oliver Queen/Green Arrow

Barry Allen/The Flash

Nyssa al Ghul

Sara Lance/White Canary

Laurel Lance/Black Canary

Thea Queen/Speedy

Shado Fei

Caitlin Snow/Killer Frost

Kara Zor-El/Supergirl

Marvel Comics/MCU

Peter Quill/Star-Lord

Peter Parker/Spider-Man

Leopold ‘Leo’ Fitz

Steve Rogers/Captain America

Jennifer Walters/She-Hulk

Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow

Jean Grey

Emma Frost

Mary Jane Watson

Gwen Stacy

Gamora

Mantis

Susan Storm/The Invisible Woman

Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch

Elektra

Kamala Khan/Mrs. Marvel

Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel

Felicia Hardy

Kitty Pryde

X-23

Mystique

Ava Ayala/White Tiger

Lady Sif

Daisy Johnson/Quake

Jemma Simmons

Melinda May

Genshin Impact

Aether

Lumine

Amber

Kamisato Ayaka

Barbara

Jean

Beidou

Ningguang

Collei

Diona

Klee

Qiqi

Paimon

Eula

Rosaria

Fischl

Mona

Ganyu

Keqing

Yoimiya

Raiden Shogun

Kujou Sara

Yae Miko

Hu Tao

Sangonomiya Kokomi

La Signora

Lisa

Noelle

Shenhe

Sucrose

Xiangling

Yelan

Code Geass

Lelouch Lamperouge/Lelouch vi Britannia

C.C.

Cornelia li Britannia

Euphemia li Britannia

Nunnally vi Britannia

Kallen Kouzuki

Villetta Nu

Kaguya Sumeragi

Shirley Fenette

Milly Ashford

Nina Einstein

Cecile Croomy

Infinite Stratos

Ichika Orimura

Chifuyu Orimura

Madoka Orimura

Cecilia Alcott

Laura Bodewig

Lingyin Huang/Rin

Charlotte Dunois

Houki Shinonono

Tabane Shinonono

Tatenashi Sarashiki

Kanzashi Sarashiki

Maya Yamada

Guilty Crown

Shu Ouma

Inori Yuzuriha

Hare Menjou

Haruka Ouma

Mana Ouma

Tsugumi

Ayase Shinomiya

Durarara!!

Mikado Ryuugamine

Celty Sturluson

Anri Sonohara

Super Mario Bros/Super Crown

Luigi

Bowsette

Booette

Rosalina

Princess Peach

Princess Daisy

Shy Gal

Undertale

Frisk

Chara

Toriel

Undyne

Muffet

Temmie

Five Nights At Freddy’s

Toy Chica

Roxanne Wolf

Glamrock Chica

Vanessa

Vanny

Every Male Animatronic As A Female

Kingdom Hearts/Disney

Sora

Kairi

Aqua

Xion

Larxene

Namine

Mulan

Elsa

Go Go Tomago

Belle

Cinderella

Alice

Snow White

Rapunzel

Helen Parr/Elastigirl

Violet Parr

Mirage

Judy Hopps

Your Turn To Die

Sara Chidoun

Maple

Tia Safalin

Reko Yabusame

Kanna Kizuchi

Huniepop

Tiffany Maye

Audrey Belrose

Kyu Sugardust

Kyanna Delrio

Celeste Luvendass

Nekopara

Chocola

Vanilla

Coconut

Azuki

Maple

Cinnamon

Spartacus

Spartacus

Ilithyia

Mira

Persona Series

Yu Narukami

Akira Kurusu/Joker

Chie Satonaka

Yukiko Amagi

Naoto Shirogane

Rise Kujikawa

Margaret

Marie

Ann Takamaki

Shiho Suzui

Makoto Niijima

Haru Okumura

Futaba Sakura

Kasumi Yoshizawa

Sae Niijima

Tae Takemi

Sadayo Kawakami

Pixie

Angel

Succubus

Silky

Apsaras

Cybele

Yaksini

Ishtar

Leanan Sidhe

Clotho

Lachesis

Atropos

Hua Po

Lilim

Maria

Pokemon Series

Hypno

Rosa

Elesa

Hilda

May

Dawn

Jessie

Lillie

Lusamine

Bea

Serena

Misty

Officer Jenny

Nurse Joy

Nessa

Cynthia

Flannery

Marnie

Lorelai

Mallow

Serena

Sonia

Akari

Mai

Arezu

Irida

Palina

Magma Admin Courtney

Nemona

Iono

Tulip

Professor Sada

Professor Juniper

Rika

Dendra

Carmine

Doki Doki Literature Club

Monika

Yuri

Sayori

Natsuki

Overwatch

Hana Song/D.VA

Amelie Lecroux/Widowmaker

Ana Amari/Ana

Angela Ziegler/Mercy

Lena Oxton/Tracer

Olivia Colomar/Sombra

Fareeha Amari/Pharah

Elizabeth Caledonia Ashe/Ashe

Brigitte Lindholm/Brigitte

Echo

Mei-Ling Zhou/Mei

Kiriko Komori/Kiriko

Illari Quispe Ruiz/Illari

Zero Escape

Sigma Klim

Phi

Alice

Clover Field

Mira

Luna

Hazuki Kashiwabara/Lotus

Akane Kurashiki

Resident Evil

Ethan Winters

Leon Scott Kennedy

Mia Winters

Claire Redfield

Jill Valentine

Sherry Birkin

Ada Wong

Rebecca Chambers

Sheeva Alomar

Bela Dimitrescu

Ashley Graham

Eveline

Dragon Ball Z

Broly

Android 18

Android 21

Cheelai

Bulma

Chi-Chi

Towa

Vados

Kusu

Marcarita

Bioshock Infinite

Booker Dewitt

Elizabeth Comstock

Helltaker

Modeus

Lucifer

Cerberus

Judgement

Azazel

Malina

Pandemonica

Justice

Beelzebub

Zdrada

Kim Possible

Ron Stoppable

Bonnie Rockwaller

Shego

Kim Possible

Monster High

Draculaura

Clawdeen Wolf

Cleo de Nile

Lagoona Blue

Toralei Stripe

Abbey Bominable

Venus McFlytrap

Spectra Vondergeist

Final Fantasy

Tifa Lockhart

Aerith Gainsborough

Yuffie Kisaragi

Jessie Rasberry

Stardew Valley

Haley

Emily

Abigail

Leah

Maru

Robin

Jodi

Caroline

Animal Crossing

Isabella

Ankha

Fauna

Judie

Diana

Infamous Second Son

Delsin Rowe

Abigail ‘Fetch’ Walker

Saints Row

The Boss

Shaundi

Kinzie Kensington

Asha Odekar

KiKi DeWynter

Viola DeWynter

Supernatural

Sam Winchester

Ruby

Lilith

Jo Harvelle

Ellen Harvelle

Ava Wilson

Bela Talbot

Sarah Blake

LOTR’s Shadow Of War

Talion

Shelob

Idril

Adventure Time

Marceline The Vampire Queen

Flame Princess

Ice Queen

Scream TV

Noah Foster

Riley Marra

Brooke Maddox

Piper Shaw

Dishonoured

Corvo Attano

Emily Kaldwin

Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Xander Harris

Buffy Summers

Dawn Summers

Willow Rosenberg

Cordelia Chase

Jenny Calendar

Amy Madison

Drusilla

Faith Lehane

Tara Maclay

Darla

Until Dawn

Chris Hartley

Matt Taylor

Emily Davis

Jessica Riley

Samantha Griddings

Hannah Washington

Beth Washington

Corpse Party

Ayumi Shinozaki

Seiko Shinohara

Naomi Nakashima

Yui Shishido

Date A Live

Kurumi Tokisaki

Tohka Yatogami

Yoshino Himekawa

Gravity Falls

Dipper Pines

Pacifica Northwest

Tambry

Wendy Corduroy

Total Drama Island

Gwen

Lindsay

Heather

Bridgette

Courtney

Chuck

Charles ‘Chuck’ Bartowski

Ellie Bartowski

Sarah Walker

Carina Miller

Lou Palone

Anna Wu

Alex McHugh

Skyrim

Serana

Lydia

Aela

Beautiful Creatures

Ethan Wate

Lena Duchannes

Ridley Duchannes

Olivia ‘Liv’ Durand

Jurassic Park

Alan Grant

Zach Mitchell

Owen Grady

Ellie Sattler

Lex Murphy

Claire Dearing

Zara Young

Telltale’s The Walking Dead

Lee Everett

Javier Garcia

Clementine

Carley

Lily

Violet

Eleanor

Kate

iCarly/Victorious

Freddie Benson

Carly Shay

Sam Puckett

Jade West

Tori Vega

Trina Vega

Cat Valentine

Alice In Borderland

Ryouhei Arisu

Hikari Kuina

Rizuna An

Yuzuha Usagi

Asahi Kujō

Saori Shibuki

Elden Ring/Souls Series

Melina

Ranni

Sellen

The Fire Keeper

Lies Of P

Pinocchio

Sophia

Eugenie

Laxasia 

Belle

Red Fox

Youngest Of The Black Rabbit Brotherhood

Mascots

Wendy’s Mascot

Starbucks Girl

Samsung Sam

Miscellaneous

Wednesday Addams (The Addams Family)

Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes)

Nezuko Kamado (Demon Slayer)

Chika Fujiwara (Kaguya-Sama: Love Is War)

Hinata Hyuga (Naruto)

Akeno Himejima (High School DxD)

Rin Tohsaka (Fate/Stay Night)

Hestia (Is It Wrong To Try To Pick Up Girls In A Dungeon)

Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit?)

Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)

Samus Aran (Metroid)

Ahsoka Tano (Star Wars)

Juliet Starling (Lollipop Chainsaw)

Morrigan Aensland (Darkstalkers)

Kitty Katswell (Tuff Puppy)

Palutena (Kid Icarus)

Faith Seed (Far Cry 5)

Marge Simpson (The Simpsons)

Lois Griffin (Family Guy)

Vanessa Doofenshmirtz (Phineas & Ferb)

Ciri (The Witcher)

Quiet (Metal Gear Solid)

Loona (Helluva Boss)

Tigress (Kung Fu Panda)

Frankie Foster (Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends)

Super Sonico (Nitroplus)

Faith Connors (Mirror’s Edge)

Mavis Dracula (Hotel Transylvania)

2B (Nier Automata)

Alice Angel (Bendy And The Ink Machine)

Piper Wright (Fallout 4)

Saeko Busujima (Highschool Of The Dead)

Komi Shouko (Komi Can’t Communicate)

Rem (Re:Zero)

Raphtalia (Rising Of The Shield Hero)

Velvet Crowe (Tales Of Berseria)

Smurfette (The Smurfs)

Lady Love Dies (Paradise Killer)

Tatsumaki (One Punch Man)

[dhr-ao3]

Cross My Heart Hope To Die Harry Potter x Male! OC ( Harry Potter Dark Verse! )

Cross My Heart, Hope To Die ~ Harry Potter x Male! OC ( Harry Potter Dark Verse! ) https://ift.tt/W2aDJe3 by xxxAaliyahGibsonxxx In a world where Lord Voldemort's secret son emerges, feelings and desires become entangled in a complex web of destiny and power. The young heir, torn between his father's expectations and his own burgeoning emotions, finds himself drawn to none other than Harry James Potter, the boy who lived. As the weight of his heritage and a prophetic destiny loom over him, he must decide whether to embrace the path of darkness or follow his heart's true desires. The journey towards self-discovery and difficult choices lies ahead, challenging the last Riddle heir in unexpected ways. Words: 1680, Chapters: 2/2, Language: English Fandoms: Harry's House - Harry Styles (Album) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Underage Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other Characters: Romilda Vane, Luna Lovegood, Ron Weasley, Harry Potter, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Hermione Granger, Lavender Brown Relationships: Harry Potter & Original Character(s), Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Pomona Sprout/Ron Weasley, Original Character(s)/Original Character(s) Additional Tags: Eventual Smut, Shameless Smut, My First Smut, Dark Lord Harry Potter, Dark Magic, Blood Magic, Alternate Universe - Dark, Dark Fantasy, Dark Character, Gay Male Character, Male Bonding, Soul Bond, Soul Sex, Soul Selling, Creature Harry Potter, Creature Inheritance, Mystical Creatures, Creature Fic, Eventual Romance, Slow Romance, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Minor Character Death, Character Death, Aged-Up Character(s), Out of Character, Past Character Death, Temporary Character Death, Dark Magic Rituals (Harry Potter), Fluff and Angst, Blood Magic (Harry Potter) via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/uL465TG September 26, 2023 at 04:13AM

[maryslouisv]

ginny: who do you fancy?

lavender: ron, of course

romilda: harry.

ginny: what about you, ‘mione?

hermione, smiling: well, they are on the quidditch team, they have red hair, and are part of a big family. and they make me laugh a lot. oh, they also have brown eyes.

ginny, lavender gasping: ron??

hermione: no, no!

ginny: well who else could it be?

ron, entering the portrait: i have blue eyes.

hermione:

romilda:

lavender:

ginny: OH.

[wandlores]

Make Me Choose: Lavender x Romilda or Pansy x Fleur - for @ginnywheezy 

“Are you still all torn up about Weasley? You’re way too hot for him anyway.” (source)

[walksoftlytay]

Do you think lavender ever found out the catalyst for Ron being in the hospital was being love poisoned by Romilda Vane

[witchlovingwitches-blog]

Romilda Vane/Lavender Brown

[rainybookshop]

Ernie Macmillan and the End of the World

Fandom: Harry Potter

Pairings: Justin Finch Fletchley/Zacharias Smith, Marcus Flint/Oliver Wood, Miles Bletchley/Astoria Greengrass, Pansy Parkinson/Percy Weasley, Padma Patil/Romilda Vane, Luna Lovegood/Ginny Weasley/Blaise Zabini, Lavender Brown/Parvati Patil, Daphne Greengrass/Ernie Macmillan, Cho Chang/Theo Nott

Words: 3098

Read it on AO3 here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/18738772

Ernie MacMillan is fairly certain that the world is imploding around him.

It had all started when Zacharias Smith, looking harried and determined and a little wild-eyed, had arrived late at their weekly Hufflepuff pub night (or Puff Night, as Ernie liked to call it) and proceeded to snog the life out of Justin Finch-Fletchley.

Justin, for his part, had looked shocked for a moment before melting into the kiss, clinging to Zach’s arms like a lifeline, and Ernie wondered how he’d missed the fact that his best mate was apparently mad about Zach-the-Prat Smith. (And alright, none of their friends actually called Zach that anymore, given that he generally behaved marginally less twattish than before, but Ernie still found him rather insufferable). Zach was also, as far as they knew, categorically allergic to romance and had an impressively long string of short-lived ex-girlfriends, but, Ernie thought, watching him wind his arms around Justin’s neck and urgently tug him closer, there were apparently a few things they hadn’t known.

“I love you,” Zach said breathlessly when they parted, and Ernie had watched Susan’s, Hannah’s, and Terry’s jaws drop simultaneously, which would have been funny if this weren’t also likely an omen of the apocalypse.

“I’ve been an arse,” Zach had continued, and Ernie would have snorted if he’d been capable of making any sound, “and I’m sorry, and I know it’s probably too late, but…” at which point Justin had cut him off by snogging him so thoroughly Ernie was forced to concede that he’d probably have to get over his horror about the whole thing if Zach made Justin that happy.

The two of them had promptly Disapparated, leaving a table full of shell-shocked Puffs (and various partners) in their wake. Terry’s eyebrows had risen so high they disappeared beneath his hairline, Neville was gaping like a fish and Susan looked as though she’d seen a Dementor. Even Hannah, who was normally unshakeable, looked rather stricken, although the reason for that soon appeared in the form of Graham Montague, who’d peeled himself away from the crowd of Slytherins at the bar – all of whom had been shamelessly watching the spectacle – to make his way to their table, pausing in front of Hannah and holding out his hand expectantly.

“You owe me ten Galleons,” he informed her with just a hint of smugness.

Marcus Flint brushed past them then, scowling fiercely, which seemed perfectly normal, until Oliver Wood followed a moment later and put a hand on his shoulder to stop him. “Babe,” began Wood cajolingly, and Ernie was pretty sure he was going to die of heart failure at this rate.

“Come on,” Wood continued, “we’ve barely stayed for one drink, no sense going home yet.”

“No point in staying when all our friends are late to our bloody engagement party,” Marcus grumbled back, and really, Ernie thought, he was sure there had to be a limit on how many shocks one could suffer in a single night.

As if on cue, Terrence Higgs and Adrian Pucey burst through the door, both looking rather windswept and glowing with elation. Their smiles faltered a bit when they noticed the murderous scowl on Flint’s face, but Pucey (rather bravely, Ernie thought), smiled placatingly and stepped forward.

“Sorry Marc, we got a lead on our latest case and we had to follow up on it, we got here as soon as we could.”

Flint still looked supremely unimpressed, but when Higgs added “We’ll buy you the biggest bottle of Ogden’s they’ve got,” and Wood fixed him with an earnestly hopeful expression, he relented. Before they’d even returned to their table by the bar, the door opened again and Miles Bletchley swept in, hand-in-hand with his wife Astoria.

“Sorry, sorry,” he began, barely even flinching at the truly venomous glare Flint sent him, “the baby just wouldn’t settle, and Mom would kill me if I left before I got her to sleep.”

The door had barely even shut behind him when it opened again to reveal George Weasley and Lee Jordan, grinning widely and brushing what looked like soot off of the front of their robes.

"Apologies for our lateness, lads!” called George.

“And lasses!” added Lee with a wink.

“We had a slight difficulty with our newest set of customisable fireworks – reckon our neighbours wouldn’t be too happy if we’d left the courtyard on fire.”

“Or the hole in the roof!” chimed in Lee.

Ernie turned to watch Flint, who looked slightly mollified by the appearance of a truly enormous bottle of Firewhiskey and the fact that Oliver Wood was practically sitting in his lap. Ernie was just taking a fortifying sip of the fresh pint that had appeared at his elbow and wondering if he could inquire exactly when the two Quidditch captains had gotten together without sounding like an oblivious idiot when the door opened once more and Percy Weasley hurried inside, one arm snugly around Pansy Parkinson’s waist.

Flint, who had been pouring a row of shots that all appeared to be smoking, just raised a sardonic eyebrow at their arrival. It took Percy a few tries to form words – Ernie noticed he looked rather more agitated than normal - but then he burst out “We’re having a baby!”

The pub descended into a sort of shocked silence, broken by an excited squeal from Daphne Greengrass and a sort of strangled exclamation from Ron Weasley, who had stood up from a corner booth in open-mouthed shock. Then George and Wood rushed forward to clap Percy on the shoulder, Montague hooted triumphantly and held out his hand expectantly to Flint for what seemed to be a substantial number of coins, and several people clapped and called their congratulations before the hum of conversation started up again.

Pansy rolled her eyes good-naturedly and looked up at Percy with an expression that Ernie could only describe as fond exasperation.

Ernie had heard about Percy and Pansy, of course, but he’d just assumed it was nothing more than a politically advantageous alliance for the Parkinsons after the war, or a necessary union given the rapidly dwindling numbers of Pureblood families, or some other product of unfathomable Slytherin scheming.

But, he realised with a sinking sense of impending doom, watching Weasley smile besottedly down at Pansy, who couldn't quite bite down on a tiny, genuine smile of her own, that’s not what it was at all.

“Oh my God,” Ernie voiced with feeling. “They’re in love with each other.”

“I said ages ago that they were a cute couple!” Susan admonished, just as Neville said, “I told you I cried at the wedding!”

“I thought you were joking!” Ernie sputtered at both of them, reaching over to pinch himself on the arm to make sure this wasn't just the product of a very, very bizarre dream. It hurt rather a lot.

Since then, he's been able to settle his nerves a bit with both the rest of his pint and a fortifying shot of the Firewhiskey Pucey and Higgs had gifted to Flint after George and Lee had decided that the whole bar needed to join in on a toast and commandeered the bottle when Flint had gone to the loo. Ernie is just wondering whether he should start paying more attention to the gossip pages of the Daily Prophet or make more small talk with his coworkers about the current "it couples" of the Wizarding World when Wood and Flint pass by their table again.

“And where are you lot off to?” Warrington asks from his position next to the rest of the Firewhiskey, which he seems to be guarding rather protectively.

“Figured we’d head up to the Quidditch pitch for old times’ sake,” Flint tells him with a shit-eating grin, and the group at the bar breaks into a chorus of groans. Several of them, Ernie notices, seem to be digging out their wallets while Montague cries joyfully, “Pay up folks! Five Galleons apiece.”

Ernie frowns slightly, wondering why anyone would want to play Quidditch this late, and if they were even allowed on the old pitch anymore – surely Hogwarts had better security now? -, when he overhears Wood whisper to Flint, “I still have my old key for the captain’s office,” and immediately wants to Obliviate himself.

Padma Patil is standing a few feet in front of MacLaggen, who is hastily trying to extricate himself from Romilda Vane behind the bar, where he had apparently volunteered to help her with the drinks as a flimsy excuse to wrap around her like the Giant Squid. Romilda’s face is darting back and forth between them in rapidly dawning comprehension, although, Ernie notes with grudging respect, she looks much more intrigued than afraid in the face of Padma’s palpable anger.

***

Ernie’s just starting to wonder if things have finally calmed down, taking a sip from a fresh pint that he doesn’t actually remember ordering, when an outraged-sounding voice cuts through the buzz of chatter and the low hum of the Weird Sisters track he swears has been on repeat. “I cannot believe you, Cormac MacLaggen!”

“You blew off dinner with my parents to come here and flirt with Romilda Vane?” she continues vehemently, silencing him with a vicious glare when MacLaggen tries to get a word in. “I can’t believe I ever thought you could change. You’re still the same arrogant, selfish, idiotic prick you were back at Hogwarts, and I’m done wasting my time with you.” MacLaggen is glancing helplessly back and forth between Padma and Romilda, who’s got her arms crossed over her chest and is wearing a scowl that’s nearly as ferocious as Padma’s. “You’d have been in for a disappointing night anyway,” she tells Romilda pointedly, not bothering to lower her voice. The pub falls completely silent for a moment before someone – Ernie thinks it might be Padma’s sister – lets out a woop, before the crowd breaks into applause.

It's difficult to hear over the chatter - several groups appear to be toasting to different variations of "And good riddance, the tosser!" but Ernie thinks he hears Montague call out, "Tell Granger she owes me 2 Galleons!"

“Word of advice mate,” Blaise Zabini says in a faux-conspiratorial tone, clapping a shell-shocked looking MacLaggen on the shoulder. “If you’re going to date two girls at the same time, it’s probably best to tell them.” And with that, he turns on his heel and strides out the bar with his arm around Ginny Weasley’s waist, who is, Ernie realizes faintly, also hand in hand with Luna Lovegood.

Ernie's just set the tray of drinks carefully back on the table when a pair of furious-sounding voices emerges from the general buzz of conversation from the back corner, and he turns to see Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil, standing on opposite ends of their table and glaring daggers at each other.

***

“I knew that he was going to cheat – Saw it this morning,” Ernie overhears Padma confiding to Romilda at the bar when he goes to get their next round of drinks. “Figured he deserved to be taken down a peg a little,” she finishes with a small smile, and Romilda grins, wordlessly sliding Padma another martini and what Ernie thinks might be her Floo address.

“I’m so tired of your – of your condescending bullshit!” bursts out Lavender. “None of my boyfriends are ever good enough – you’re always critical of something!”

“I’m just so sick of seeing you let these blokes treat you like crap, Lavender!” Parvati bites back, angrily swiping an errant strand of hair from her face. “You’re better than this” she adds, and Lavender’s cheeks flush a dark, livid red.

“No one could ever live up to these expectations, Parvati!” she cries.

“I would,” Parvati snaps, and then immediately brings her hand up to her mouth in horror, eyes wide as she and Lavender regard each other with identical expressions of shock. A rather conspicuous silence falls.

Parvati pauses for a moment, then takes a deep breath, squares her shoulders, meets Lavender’s gaze straight on, and, voice steady, repeats, “I would”.

“I’d call you after dates, and send you flowers, and never tell you you were being stupid when you were upset, and I know it’s not the same for you Lavender, and I’m sorry, I swear I’ll stop being so critical, I haven’t been fair to you and I–"

Parvati trails off in confusion as Lavender smiles. It’s hard to tell in the dim light of the pub, but Ernie thinks there might be tears in her eyes. He feels rather breathless as Lavender steps forward to interlace her fingers with Parvati’s.

Parvati glances down at their entwined hands for a moment before glancing back up at Lavender, a confused frown warring with the hopeful expression in her eyes.

“But – you don’t -” she starts, biting her lip.

“I didn’t tell you about all the dates I’ve been on,” Lavender tells her with a smile. When Parvati continues to stare at her wordlessly, Lavender adds, "You were so critical of the boys, I was just so afraid what you might say about the girls."

Parvati huffs out a slightly hysterical-sounding giggle, shaking her head and reaching up with her free hand to swipe at her eyes.

"God, I've been so stupid," Parvati bursts out, and then Lavender takes another step forward to cradle her face and pull her into a deep kiss.

This time it's Padma who leads the bar in a round of cheers, and there seems to be a lot of conspicuous sniffling from Ernie's table as Neville, Hannah, and Susan all pass around a Conjured handkerchief. Ernie nearly spills his drink all over himself when he's jostled by a rather glum-looking Seamus Finnigan, who presents a second bottle of Firewhiskey to the table of Slytherins, nodding resignedly at Montague.

"Thought for sure there'd be nudity," he mutters dejectedly as he passes by their table on his way back

Ernie glances over to the bar to see Romilda nonchalantly turning the volume on the music back up to normal, and she sends him a conspiratorial wink.

He tries hastily to wipe the tears that have trailed down his cheeks from the Brandy and hopes futilely that he isn’t the approximate colour of a tomato, but given the amount of alcohol he’s had and his complete and total ineptitude when it comes to women, he’s fairly certain it’s a lost cause.

**

“Sod it all,” Ernie thinks, and slides into a stool at the bar, nodding wearily at an entirely too pleased-looking Romilda Vane when she holds up a bottle of Brandy enquiringly. He figures he’ll just stay for a couple more drinks, and with luck, he won’t remember any of this in the morning. He’s just downed the shot, coughing violently at the unfamiliar burn in his throat, when he notices someone sliding into the seat on his right. And now, he knows that the world must be ending, because Daphne Greengrass has sat down next to him, and she’s smiling.

Because beautiful girls aren’t interested in talking to him, and they don’t smile at him like that, and even if by some miracle they do end up having a conversation, he inevitably ends up sputtering or fumbling and they move along. Because even if he’s mostly grown out of his baby fat and lost the tendency to be overly pompous when he’s nervous, he’s still awkward, proper, hopelessly Hufflepuff Ernie MacMillan.

And Daphne’s just sitting there, with her long blond hair in perfect waves, and her suntanned skin glowing faintly in the low light from the bar, with a bright smile on her impossibly soft-looking lips. “Daphne Greengrass,” she tells him with a smile – as if he would have forgotten.

“I remember,” Ernie says hastily, reaching forward to shake her hand enthusiastically before he can stop himself, but she takes his hand immediately, her smile turning slightly amused. “We were in the same year at Hogwarts, of course, and we had Herbology together in fourth year, and I think we shared a carriage to Hogsmeade in February of our sixth year,” and oh god, why can’t he stop talking? “I did see you at your sister’s wedding, you know you looked absolutely stunning in that shade of pink, and I believe we crossed paths in Diagon last summer when I was looking for a new broom with Justin..."

“Sure,” he tells her with certainty, and Daphne just smiles wider.

“Can I buy you a drink?” Daphne asks when he finally pauses for breath, and for what must be the sixth time that night, Ernie’s mouth drops open.

He is aware that sitting with his mouth agape in front of the most beautiful woman he’s seen up close is not the smoothest of responses, but really, Ernie thinks, he’s just pleased that he hasn’t fallen out of his chair. He’s seriously wondering if maybe someone spiked his drink for a laugh, or this isn’t all just the product of some very bizarre, very detailed curse. He’s broken out of his reverie when he feels a stinging hex hit him from the direction of the bar, and he swears he can see Romilda Vane slipping her wand back up her sleeve when he glances that way, rubbing his wrist, but then he turns back to the girl next to him, who is beautiful and lovely and is still waiting patiently. He takes a deep breath and thinks, why the hell not.

“Um,” begins Percy, who looks hilariously torn between his desire to provide the right answer and the need to prevent his newly-pregnant wife from going into hysterics.

**

“Did I just see Daphne leave with Ernie MacMillan?” Pansy asks in shock.

Astoria looks positively thrilled, although that might have less to do with Daphne and more to do with the fact that a scandal involving her sister might just prompt her parents to forget about the fact that she married Miles Bletchley when she rather obviously 4 months pregnant.

Behind the bar, Romilda is beaming, casually waving her wand as she dries a glass so that Theo Nott's bar stool slides just a little closer to Cho Chang, both of whom are blushing rather furiously. Only one person, in fact, looks dismayed by this recent turn of events. Rather than radiating self-satisfaction and collecting his dues on another successful bet, Graham Montague looks rather flabbergasted. He opens and closes his mouth for a few seconds before taking a fortifying sip of his drink.

"I owe McGonagall ten Galleons," says Montague in astonishment.

[abrabloodycadabra]

When love potion is actually a love poison 🙈

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Gal Pals

((OOC: Parvati played by @desicosplay, Neville played by @ask-siri-lupin, Romilda played by @highwaytothegrangerzone,  The Fat Lady played by @gentlect, Dean played by @askdeanthomass ))

/the first time it happened.../

Neville: Hi, Parvati

Neville: *glances down and sees their fingers intertwined*

Neville: I’m such an idiot how did I not know they were DATING

/the second time it happened.../

*awkward silence ensues*

/the third time it happened/

/the twelfth time it happened/

Fat Lady: You may enter my dears

/the fifty-seventh time it happened/

fin

[rarefemslash]

my wlw rare pairs:

Lavender Brown/Romilda Vane

[cruelafterglow]

LAVENDER BROWN X ROMILDA VANE

“THERE ARE SOME EXPERIENCES IN LIFE THEY HAVEN’T INVENTED THE RIGHT WORDS FOR." 

[slytherflynn]

Masterlist

all non-hp content posted on @id-rather-be-an-outsider

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Alicia Spinnet

none yet!

Andromeda Tonks

bkgd Date Swap... mention

Angelina Johnson

Date Swap at the Yule Ball x slytherin!ginny

Anthony Goldstein

none yet!

Astoria Greengrass

none yet!

Bellatrix Lestrange

none yet!

Bill Weasley

none yet!

Blaise Zabini

Alice Walker x slytherin!reader

Have Some Fun Before You Die x reader

In Hogwarts Hallways x slytherin!reader

Old and New x muggle!reader

One Chance x ravenclaw!reader

bkgd Date Swap... x Fred Weasley

bkgd Steven Universe

Asking You to the Yule Ball

Telling You “Happy Birthday”

Bluna #1 x Luna Lovegood

Friday the 13th x Luna Lovegood

submission to hpconversations

Why is Hermione so Shippable Like

Cedric Diggory

Asking You to the Yule Ball

Telling You “Happy Birthday”

Charlie Weasley

none yet!

Cho Chang

none yet!

Daphne Greengrass

none yet!

Dean Thomas

bkgd Telling You... minor

Delphi Riddle

none yet!

Draco Malfoy

Steven Universe x slytherin!reader

Asking You to the Yule Ball

Telling You “Happy Birthday”

IDK DON’T ASK ME WHY

submission to hpconversations

Why is Hermione so Shippable Like

Ernie Macmillan

none yet!

Fleur Delacour

none yet!

Fred Weasley

bkgd Date Swap... x Blaise Zabini

Gabrielle Delacour

none yet!

George Weasley

none yet!

Ginny Weasley

Date Swap at the Yule Ball x Angelina Johnson

Godric Gryffindor

Houses as Texts in My Sibling Group Chat

Slytherdor #1 x Salazar Slytherin

Hannah Abbott

none yet!

Harry Potter

Asking You to the Yule Ball

Telling You “Happy Birthday”

Why is Hermione so Shippable Like

Helena Ravenclaw

none yet!

Helga Hufflepuff

SlytherPuff #1 x Salazar Slytherin

bkgd Slytherdor #1 x Rowena Ravenclaw

Hermione Granger

Bluna #1

IDK DON’T ASK ME WHY

Why is Hermione so Shippable Like

James Potter

No Wait a Second Stay With Me Here...

Justin Finch-Fletchley

none yet!

Katie Bell

none yet!

Lady Zabini

bkgd In Hogwarts... mention

Lavender Brown

none yet!

Lee Jordan

none yet!

Lily Evans

No Wait a Second Stay With Me Here...

Luna Lovegood

Bluna #1 x Blaise Zabini

Friday the 13th x Blaise Zabini

Marietta Edgecomb

none yet!

Millicent Bulstrode

none yet!

Minerva McGonagal

none yet!

Myrtle Warren

none yet!

Narcissa Malfoy

none yet!

Neville Longbottom

Asking You to the Yule Ball

Telling You “Happy Birthday”

Newt Scamander

none yet!

Nymphadora Tonks

none yet!

Oliver Wood

none yet!

Olympe Maxime

none yet!

Padma Patil

none yet!

Pansy Parkinson

bkgd Alice Walker mention

submission to hpconversations

Why is Hermione so Shippable Like

Pavarti Patil

none yet!

Penelope Clearwater

none yet!

Percy Weasley

none yet!

Pomona Sprout

none yet!

Regulus Black

none yet!

Remus Lupin

No Wait a Second Stay With Me Here...

Rita Skeeter

none yet!

Romilda Vane

none yet!

Ron Weasley

Asking You to the Yule Ball

Telling You “Happy Birthday”

Follow the Spiders

IDK DON’T ASK ME WHY

Why is Hermione so Shippable Like

Rowena Ravenclaw

Houses as Texts in My Sibling Group Chat

Slytherclaw #1 x Salazar Slytherin

bkgd Slytherdor #1 x Helga Hufflepuff

Salazar Slytherin

Houses as Texts in My Sibling Group Chat

Slytherclaw #1 x Rowena Ravenclaw

Slytherdor #1 x Godric Gryffindor

SlytherPuff #1 x Helga Hufflepuff

Seamus Finnigan

none yet!

Sirius Black

No Wait a Second Stay With Me Here...

Susan Bones

none yet!

Teddy Lupin

none yet!

Terry Boot

none yet!

Theodore Nott

Why is Hermione so Shippable Like

Tom Riddle

Voldy to Every Muggleborn Magic-Myster

Why is Hermione so Shippable Like

Victoire Weasley

none yet!

Viktor Krum

Why is Hermione so Shippable Like

Zacharias Smith

none yet!

[bl597]

If you’re still taking requests can I have one where Lily and James didn’t die and they go on to having a daughter and when she grows up, she comes out to them as gay for the first time and they’re the I-knew-since-you-were-x-years-old parents (well James probably a little clueless if you want) and they embrace her cause wizards don’t care about that

hi, love!! hope you enjoy it, sorry for the wait! 💕

warnings: idk if it's a x reader but yeah, fem!Potter!reader, the Potters say gay rights and fuck jk rowling (i really hate her💀), it's kinda short, i couldn't find a gif of the Potters so i put this steven universe one bc it's cute and it really fits the plot????, english is not my first language, so I'm sorry for any mistakes! i think that's it

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She wasn't really sure about when she noticed it, maybe it was around fourth year, she thought.

It was probably when Parvati, Lavender and Romilda were talking about the only thing they seemed to know: boys. They were talking with dreamy smiles about how hot the boys looked in the Quidditch uniforms when they noticed something: (Y/n) Potter was really quiet.

“You never told us who you fancy, (Y/n)” Lavender said, giggling.

Then all the eyes were turned to the girl, who was now a blushing mess. She never really payed attention to anyone, more specifically boys. She didn't know why, but no boy at all had caught her attention. Not even the boys whom every single girl in the castle dreams about kissing or doing something like that.

She felt weird when she thought about it. Wasn't she supposed to like someone just like every girl her age? Well, in fact, a few people had caught her eyes a few times.

Like Ginny Weasley with her amazing Quidditch uniforms and how perfectly she flies, or how talented and unique Luna Lovegood was, or how beautiful Hannah Abbott's smile was, or how clever and amazing in Quidditch Katie Bell was. To be honest, the thing is: she never noticed the boys because she was too busy paying attention to the girls.

“I don't fancy anyone” she replied simply, shrugging and hoping the girls would stop asking her things like that.

Now there she was: staring blankly at the roof of her room, trying to decide if she should do it now or wait for a while again. She should them them, right? They're her family, they would support them no matter what, right..?

Breathing nervously, she folded her girlfriend's letter and hide it in one of her drawers and left her room, slowly closing the door behind her before heading downstairs, where her family was. Her mum smiled sweetly at her, soon frowning when she noticed the nervousness on the girl's face.

“Are you alright, dear?” Lily asked worriedly as (Y/n) sat down in front of them.

“You look like you saw a boggart” Harry said, chuckling.

“It's nothing, don't worry” she assured them with a weak smile. She could see her mum didn't really believe it, but just tried to ignore it.

Then they started playing explosive snap, talking and laughing loudly with each other. It was a nice family game and the Potters loved to play it when everyone was home, Harry and (Y/n) learnt how to play it when they were still small, and it kind of became a tradition of the Potter family since they always wanted to play.

(Y/n) was quietly sipping her butterbeer, watching her dad and brother talking about Quidditch while her mom was watching both of them with a smile on her face. Now or never, (Y/n) thought decidedly. She then cleaned her throat to get their attention, which gladly worked. “Actually, there is something” she nervously said, watching as her family curiously looked at her.

“What is it, darling?” Lily asked with a knowing smile, as if she was just waiting for her daughter to say the words.

She breathed deeply before starting to speak. “Well, I've been thinking about it for a while, and at first I was really confused but now I'm sure about it.”

“Sure about what?” James, her dad, asked confusedly, which made Lily roll her eyes at her husband's cluelessness.

“I am gay” (Y/n) finally said after keeping it as a secret for so long. It felt as if someone took all the weight off of her shoulder, and she felt lighter than a quill now.

She looked at their faces; Lily was smiling widely as Harry and James looked at her with a surprised smile. “I'm so happy for you, my baby” her mom got up and hugged her tightly, placing a kiss on her forehead.

“You're not mad at me or upset?” she asked with happy tears on her eyes.

“Of course not, (Y/n/n)” Harry replied with a smile and she returned it, happy to know her big brother accepted her.

“You're still our little girl and we love you, no matter what” James added, a proud smile on his lips “Besides, why would we be upset or mad at you for something you don't get to choose?”

“To be honest, I already knew it for a while, I was just waiting for you to tell us” Lily said, making (Y/n) gasp as Lily laughed loudly “I'm your mother, what else did you expect?”

“I love you all, so so so much” (Y/n) said through the happy tears that insisted on rolling down her cheeks, a giant smile adorning her lips.

Then they had a long, tight group hug, (Y/n) being crashed by her family's loving arms. She had the best family in the world and she would never change them for anything.

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[wandlores]

could i request either lavender/hannah or lavender/romilda? any type of headcanons work but if you'd like a prompt maybe their first date or living together?

i couldn’t think of anything with this prompt, but i do have something for lavender x romilda.

lavender brown was petty, and she was fully aware of it.

romilda vane was ruthless; if she did not get what she wanted, she sought vengeance. 

lavender was pissed at ron.

she knew he had loved hermione the whole time they were together, but it still did not make it hurt any less.

so any chance she got, she would make up small things about ron to tell people.

things like he was a bad kisser, or that he tried to grab her ass on their first date.

she wanted people to feel bad for her.

romilda wanted harry potter, but harry potter wanted ginny weasley.

so the only solution to that was a love potion, right?

as she brewed the potion in the girls bathroom, she smirked to herself.

this had to work.

she would get her date with harry potter, no matter what.

but she was interrupted from her scheming by a girl rushing into the bathroom in tears.

the girl stopped in her tracks as soon as she saw romilda, and she wiped her eyes sloppily.

romilda realized that it was lavender brown, and she clicked her tongue.

“are you still all torn up about weasley?” she asked her bluntly, “you’re way too hot for him anyway.”

stunned, lavender dropped her hand from her eyes.

“what are you doing in here?” lavender asked.

romilda smirked again.

“brewing a love potion to make potter mine, no big deal.”

lavender raised her right brow.

“you are going to trick someone into loving you? that’s ruthless.”

“it doesn’t need to be love,” romilda explained, “i just need a date.”

“why?”

“who doesn’t want a date with the chosen one?”

“me,” lavender told her, “harry is totally emotionally unavailable.”

romilda shrugged.

“doesn’t mean i can’t get a quick fuck out of it.”

“i heard he’s a virgin.”

“i can teach him my ways then.”

“you’re not a virgin?”

romilda laughed.

“honey, i have fucked quite a few guys and girls at this school from all houses. i’m not afraid of my sexuality.”

lavender blushed.

“girls too?” she whispered, “what was that like?”

romilda perked her eyebrows up, “i can show you, if you’d like.”

lavender’s jaw practically hit the floor, which made romilda smirk wider.

she was not saying no.

“listen,” romilda started, “you don’t need to give me an answer now, but the offer will always be on the table.” 

lavender evaded giving her a response, but she sat down on the tile floor next to her.

“is it easy to brew a love potion?” she asked.

romilda shrugged, “it’s easy for someone with my skill set.”

lavender snorted and rolled her eyes.

“are you sure you aren’t a slytherin?”

“i was a hatstall, actually. thanks for asking.”

lavender bit her lip and grinned.

romilda winked. 

[war-sword]

girls night, love bites

(draco x any house reader)

summary: in which Draco is thirsty and Hermione actually doesn’t know something? words: 1,299 A/N: i had this idea may months ago but never put it into anything so here it is on it’s own. i hope it’s awkward enough. taglist: @clockworkherondale @accio-rogers @mayorofzillyhoo @diademofdraco @drawlfoy @ladybuginthetardis @silversslytherin @lushlavenderskies @socontagiousimagines @acciodracoo @eltanin-malfoy

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“Okay, but I heard from Isobel who learned from Katrina that Stephen is actually, like, super sweet once you get to know him.” Lavender Brown is hanging off her bed upside down while she engages in your conversation.

“Well, I don’t care. His breath was absolutely horrid and I refuse to kiss him again,” Parvati says with finality. 

You flip the page of Witch Weekly Junior to reveal the chart that was advertised on the front. “Whens your birthday, Parvati?”

“November 15th.”

“Hmmm.” You scan the chart with one finger, using your free hand to grab another Chocolate Cauldron from the box. “Says here you should be dating someone who’s born between April 27th and June 9th, preferably under a waxing gibbous moon,” you mutter around the cake in your mouth. 

“Ooh, Blaise Zabini was born on May 3rd!” Hannah Abbott exclaims, making a grabby motion with her hands. You hand her the box of sweets.

“He’s pretty hot.” Lavender adds. 

You hear Hermione make a tiny noise of disgust behind her giant Ancient Runes textbook on the opposite side of the dorm, but no one else seems to take notice. You begged Hermione to take part in Girls Night more often but she always said she never found the topics of conversation interesting and would normally leave. Even if she was ‘studying’ tonight, at least this time she was in the room.

Parvati pretends to contemplate her friends words for about two seconds before she turns to you. “Could you mention me to Draco to mention to Blaise next time you see him? Or ask Blaise what he thinks of me?”

You sigh internally, knowing exactly what Blaise will say when you do this. “Sure,” you say instead.

Hannah has launched into a story about something cute Ernie Macmillan did in Herbology today, when the door of the door swings open and Romilda Vane pops her head in. “Y/N, Malfoy’s waiting outside the portrait hole for you.”

The other girls ooh, and Hermione glares over her textbook. Most of your other friends have come to accept Draco as your boyfriend, but Hermione still has her reservations.

“Did he say why?” You ask, putting your Witch Weekly to the side.

Romilda shrugs, and moves to take your place on the floor. “Don’t be too long,” she says with a wink.

The others giggle and you roll your eyes. “Ask about Blaise!” Parvati calls as you close the door. You go down the dorm steps and through the common room. Sure enough, when you exit the portrait hole, Draco is leaning against the staircase railing just outside. 

“Hey, what’s up?”

Draco grabs one of your hands and pulls you closer as you approach. “Nothing, just bored.” 

You give him your best annoyed look, but he just smirks and brushes your hair behind your ear, letting go of your hand to pull your hips against his. “You know I’m hanging out with my friends right now.”

“They can wait a bit.” Now his fingers are trailing down your neck, his thumb brushing across your throat. 

“Draco, we’re in the middle of the corridor,” you hiss, still putting up an annoyed front. The other part of your brain is wondering how long your friends can be without you.

“So then let’s go somewhere else,” he says smoothly.

You purse your lips and look down, but you put your hands on the railing on either side of your boyfriend and lean a little closer. “I’ve barely seen you all day,” Draco murmurs into your ear, his thumb tracing slow circles on your neck. 

You look up at him. “Five minutes.”

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Ten minutes later you sweep back into the dormitory, closing the door with your body as you hold your hair down against your neck with both hands. All your friends look up at you expectantly.

“What did he want?” Lavender asks.

You pause. “Does anyone have a hoodie I can borrow?” You say instead of answering.

“Sure,” Parvati says, already going for her trunk. “Why–? OH.” 

There’s another beat of silence before Romilda bursts out with shrieking laughter. “Eeeeeek! Let us see, let us see!”

Lavender and Hannah catch on and join in laughing. You feel yourself get hot and you snatch the hoodie from Parvati’s hands and yank it on. “I’m going to kill him,” you mumble from inside the fabric.

“Pleaseeeee, show us Y/N!” Lavender squeaks, but you pull the extra fabric up around your chin.

“Not like we won’t see them anyway,” Parvati adds with a smile. Even Hermione peers over her book curiously. 

You let out a sigh and move your hair to the side. They all gasp. 

“Y/N! Merlin’s beard!”

“Ooh, he got you good.”

“How on Earth did he do it so fast?”

“You’re lucky, my skin is too thick for Seamus to leave a mark,” Romilda sighs.

“Lucky?!” You cry. “I’ll have these for a week!” You pull the hoodie aside to show how the bruises trail all the way down to your collarbone from behind your ear. “All because I didn’t get to spend my free period with him today,” you humph.

Parvati gapes at them. “They’re so dark!”

“I think I have thin skin,” you say. “Or he’s just… really strong.” They all giggle again.

Hermione snaps her textbook shut with a loud thunk. “What is wrong with you all!”

The five of you go silent for a moment. “Pardon?” Parvati says, raising an eyebrow.

“I said, what is wrong with you!” She practically screeches. “You think that’s funny? Or cute?”

“Um, yes?” Lavender says, slightly confused. 

“I know some people don’t like it Hermione, but it’s something most couples do,” Hannah adds.

“Yeah, it’s not the end of the world.” You shrug. “I don’t mind that much.”

Hermione looks horrified. “That’s sick! Y/N, don’t listen to them! If Malfoy is hurting you, you need to tell someone.”

Her words hang in the air for a moment, and then Romilda slaps her hand over her mouth to contain a squeak.

“Hermione, do you think Draco… hit me?” You ask as gently as possible.

“Isn’t that how you got those bruises? Because he was angry he didn’t see you today?” Hermione fumes.

“Hermione… these are just hickeys.”

She stares at you blankly. “What does that mean.”

Romilda squeaks again, and the other girls have a hard time containing their involuntary snorts. You bury your head in your hands. “Hermione, you get hickeys from kissing,” Lavender drawls. 

You peek between your fingers to catch Hermione’s rare look of being caught not knowing something, already blushing profusely. “You… that can happen? How?”

You groan. “It happens, er– you have to, like, suck on the skin. It’s just popped blood vessels.”

“Yeah, look, you can give them to yourself if you try hard enough.” Hannah rolls up her sleeve and starts to suck hard on her inner forearm. 

Romilda is giggling so hard she has tears in her eyes. “You’ve never heard of a love bite before?” Parvati asks Hermione.

“No,” she answers sheepishly. “Why would you want someone to suck on your neck?”

You rub your face aggressively. You don’t know what’s worse, walking around tomorrow with Draco’s marks all over your neck or going through explaining this to Hermione. “I dunno! Boys just, like to do it. They want to claim you, or whatever.” You cringe at your own words.

“Look, look,” Hannah sticks her arm out, showing the small bruise she’d given herself.

Hermione still looked a bit confused. “Is it, enjoyable?”

You all make varying faces of ‘eh’. 

Hermione seems to file all this information away into her brain, and then picks her Ancient Runes book back up. “This has been… enlightening.”

“Oh, Hermione, you crack me up,” Parvati says. 

[aesthetics-for-harry-potter]

Moodboard of Romilda x Lavender.

Face-claims: Perrie Edwards and Jesy Nelson.

Requested by: anon.