#royal family shit

[shiftythrifting]

I haven't taken this at a strange angle, Henry the Eighth really is jammed up against the top of the water globe and squashed into a funny shape. A very strange royal souvenir.

Found in the Barnados charity shop in Roborough, in Devon, UK.

[rabid-transcendentalist]

[hookhausen]

no one

my friend texting me the news of king charles by sending me this

[findafight]

Funniest part of Charles having cancer is that my grandpa might live to see his fourth British coronation

[3amandimstillawake]

so SO glad we live in a day and age where the internet is a thing while huge historical events take place. I can't still wrap my head around the fact that in the future people will STUDY this shit about the longest reigning monarch of England and we here today are meme-ing the absolute shit out of the queen passing. Legend shit me thinks

[causalityparadoxes]

people acting like its some terrible shame that anyone was speculating about Kate Middleton's whereabouts now we know its cancer. Oh shame for ever making fun of shitty photoshop jobs, don't you know she has cancer??

Nah mate. She married into a rich and powerful family thats been leeching of the British public and wider world for decades, centuries even. She is going to be given top treatment, probably at the expense of others. Hell despite the cock up they kept her out of the public eye for months so that's not a big stress either.

I'm sure it sucks for her and her rich spawn. I might even say I feel bad for the younger kids. I dont wish cancer on anyone but Charles etc, etc.

But lets not act like she's some poor single mother waiting on the NHS. Struggling on benefits or struggling to work while on chemo. Trying to feed her kids during cost of living crisis. Trying to just find time to be with them.

Kate has all the money in the world, her kids are in top schools with lots of rich relatives. They could easily be taken out of school and taught by top tutors to be more flexible with her health. She will likely be fine. And even if she isn't? She'll have had the best chance out of anyone. She would have the most comfort possible and people around her until the end.

So no. I literally do not care. I have no guilt or grief over memeing the every loving fuck out of a PR cockup by a bunch of royal leeches. To act like I should is absolute bollocks.

[didthekingdieyet]

[4fl0tsam]

Had to get on this quickly 🧍

Charles lurking in the back:

lmao not people getting angry at a fucking meme in the comments, like fuck off, you didn’t even know her💀

[duchessofostergotlands]

kate coming out of hiding to say that graphic design is her passion has me crying laughing like this whole fiasco is genuinely so unserious 😭

It explains so much about their past photos because they've shared loads of terribly edited images in the past and people always blamed the photographer or their staff who are then barraged with disgusting levels of hatred but now we know it was just Kate with Adobe Photoshop and a dream. She's beautiful, she's admired, she's rich, but I'm still better at using Photoshop than her and I will take great comfort in that lol.

[dragonpyre]

Apparently there’s a conspiracy rn about the whereabouts of Kate Middleton (princess of whales) and despite how weird that sounds, I think the funniest idea would be that she divorced Harry and the crown doesn’t want to be embarrassed about it

[shiftythrifting]

a salt and pepper shaker set in the likeness of Queen Elizabeth the II and one of her corgis

[raayllum]

1x04 / 5x03

[thetimelordbatgirl]

How to tell the royal family don't live in reality: they think that a postcard will help kids deal with a tough Christmas this year instead of, I dunno, actually trying to help the kids in these tough situations.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

I've seen a lot of truly disgusting takes online involving cancer recently, ranging from using skin cancer rates in Israel as a gotcha to be antisemitic to saying that King Charles or whatever the fuck his name is deserves his cancer, and I've gotta say it really fucking sucks to see as someone who watched one very dearly beloved family member die from cancer as a child with another currently dying from a different cancer right now.

[princessanneftw]

Prince Charles running in the fathers’ race at Prince William’s sports day in June 1989

[dumbledorathexplora]

Don’t get me wrong I don’t give a flying shit about the royal family (royal parasites) and a lot of non British people would be surprised to know that majority of people here in the UK don’t actually care about them or even know why they still exist, but now that it’s been revealed that Kate Middleton hasn’t been around due to a cancer diagnosis..something she was forced to tell the public thanks to people and the media literally bullying her non stop. I really hope people fuck off and leave her alone? Maybe take a break from making brain dead memes?