#rude brat

[goddessstarr2u]

you pay for Goddess’s life of no work, so I can workout and buy new socks all day😌

[maligknightsthorns]

BITEBITEBITE (you have full permission to obliterate him)

LAUNCHING YOU INTO THE STRATOSPHERE

[little-pup-pip]

Build-A-Bear Kuromi!!

[sculkshrieking]

dude your hoffstrahmdon is changing my life! have you ever thought about including adam in the mix for the au? ship thing or not i'm just curious about if he gets to live :-)

teehee i'm glad you like them :D!! I had to think about this for a little bit. Adam generally stays dead in my head because i love the guilt and haunting and also because i don't think John with his barbed wire grip on all three apprentices would ever allow his freedom. HOWEVER we love to self indulge in this house and throwing Adam into the mix sounds so chaotic.

Maybe Hoffman plays a part in getting Adam out which is what makes Lawrence feel indebted enough to come and warn him not to go after Jill (which just makes me think of Lawrence and Adam in the makeshift jigsaw hospital room getting tended to by Hoffman while John and Amanda are off getting bloodboarded).

Lawrence and Adam are insanely codependent because I wouldn't have their post-bathroom relationship any other way. They will bite, kick and scream like frightened dogs if you try to separate them.

With Hoffman, Adam probably has some mixed feelings in a "You're horrible and I can't stand you, but you saved me" type way. Mostly the first part, really. Meanwhile, I think Hoffman just finds him annoying and grating as hell, he wants that twink obliterated and all that.

The Strahm and Adam roasting matches are insane. It's a constant PvP zone in there and absolutely no one is safe. There are parallels between them that they're both doing their best to ignore. Also they can smoke out on the balcony together as a treat <33

I don't know what kind of situation would force them all to have to spend a bunch of time together but i personally would love to see the resulting carnage. I also would love for them to kiss, i just have a hard time imagining all of them liking each other </3. Hate sex is absolutely still on the table however <33. Adam how come your mom lets you have THREE big hot middle aged men around you etc etc.

In conclusion:

[galacticlycoris]

[SKZOO] Wolf Chan's Room Ep. 194

[fic-prompts-feel-free-to-use]

TW for suggestive themes and some 4.0 archon quest spoilers.

Prison is boring. Childe is bored. So, he does the next best thing he can do to procure some entertainment... he annoys tf out of Neuvillette every chance he gets 😇

Neuvillette calls Zhongli for tips on Childe-Taming™️ and now bros got two dragons ready to teach this brat a lesson

[baby-xemnas]

If Cora survived and was a part of the Heart Pirates, do you think Bepo would be asking him permission to date or marry Law the way boyfriends ask fathers?

definitely yes

it's funny cuz if he did that without telling law, law would be mad as hell - both because its embarassing and because cora doesnt get to decide anything for him, hello??? law /in cora's presense/ bepo wtf ignore he exists (cue cora mock crying)

[awetistic-things]

can neurotypical people from neurotypical households stop commenting on the way my very neurodivergent household is run? thanks :)

[mosaic-system]

I wish I could put things I actually want on christmas lists, like "financial stability" or "a clear sense of self"

OR the weird part about adulting is the things you tend to want are things you cannot afford, but that also means other adults can't either and you don't want to even think of expecting them to

so here I am trying to be as small as possible putting a flower pressing kit as a wishlist item, something I could save and buy myselfbut I don't actually have any desire for it, as it's something I don't actually want, but y'know, holiday funk is heeeereee to stay I suppose

advice welcome

[momomallowart]

Careful.. he bites ʕ≧ᴥ≦ʔ

[wayliparker-co]

so are you copying campbyler's story too or just everything else?

hi anon! i was gonna just let this ask rot bc you’re being so rude abt it but i do think your question is something worth addressing so just as a blanket statement for anyone else who’s considering being a dick to us abt this:

we both adore suni and thea and the whole universe they have crafted with acswy, and it’s true that we’ve drawn some inspo from the way they set up the campbyler blog! however, blogs for fics aren’t a new thing by any means, and saying that we *stole* the concept from them is simply not true by any stretch of the imagination. plenty of people create blogs for fics, and ours is intentionally structured a little differently than theirs - for example, we intend to do multiple fics together both in and outside of the cmwygas universe, so this blog is more of a home base for our brand as co authors than it is a Fic Blog in the way that campbyler is.

additionally, once we start posting the fic you will see that it is Very Very Different to acswy in terms of vibes and content - the only real similarity is that it is also an au. however, if any part of that is going to upset you, you’re more than welcome to stop hiding behind the anon function like a coward so we can block you on all platforms!! reading privileges are for Nice People only 👍

finally, and possibly most importantly: it does not do anyone any good to compare authors and stories to each other. best case scenario you piss people (i.e. ME) off, worst case you intimidate or harass someone into not wanting to share their art! and that is never EVER okay. for anyone that might still be worried, i can assure you that we have the explicit consent of The thea wiseatom in creating this blog, and we would never Ever want to step on her or suni’s toes in any creative endeavors so we take this very seriously. hopefully this clears up any confusion, as we will Not be tolerating shit like this from now on ❤️ the defense rests thank you so much.

[sparkinthedarkuk]

Matt Jackson is a HORRIBLE PokémonGo player. He never returns gifts, it’s all take, take, take. Not cool.

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

dumb discourse in my etiquette post as usual and i’m just blocking but its so funny to say its racist and classist to say that playing shit out loud at a high volume on your phone or at all in a quiet space is rude. like are you suggesting people of color are naturally loud and disruptive. lol

[jackals-ships]

"Nuada."

It's fascinating, the way living with someone will change the way you understand their tone of voice. For instance you've learned when they say your name like that what your dearest consort actually means is "If you don't give me the attention I am oh so politely demanding within the next thirty seconds I'm going to pitch such a fit your father will raise from the dead to personally chastise you for ignoring your most beautiful and precious treasure."

aka local fae prince under the (incorrect) assumption his puppyboyf will live without his attention for more than 30 seconds

[xjustakay]

put us on ice update when???

it’s important to me you know this will have the opposite effect you want it to

[respectthepetty]

Y'all throw around brat tamer often, but Ai is doing the Lord's work with his man Nhai because that boy is a BRAT.

Nhai is the king of brats. He puts all the other brats to shame. He is relentless and unapologetic.

Ai's wish for the future:

Nhai's wish for the future:

But, what's even better? Ai doesn't want to tame him.

Ai loves his King of Brats, and the King of Brats loves Ai.