#running for your life from shia labeouf

[regular-gnome]

hello! we have another question for you, if it's not too much trouble to answer. if you listen to music while you draw, what sort of music do you enjoy listening to while you draw the archivists and collectors? and what sort of music, if any, do you draw on as inspiration for your work on them? thank you for your time!

Im one of the psychos that mostly draw in silence, but I often listen to podcasts or some 10h ambient as a background noise:p Music I associate most with them most is 28 days later and Aleph (after someone once told me the song reminds them of the archivists) and with the more body horror parts the song Dear to me. Also the song Celestial fits them in quite a bit aspects. While initially writing the first comics I listened to Matt Elliot drinking songs that now are forever connceted in my brain to the comics

[benthesoldiersjeanshorts]

[aita-blorbos]

AYTA for killing Shia LaBeouf?

(TW: Murder)

You (Your age and gender) were stranded in the woods, your phone dead and unable to find your car, when out of the corner of your eye you see him: Shia LaBeouf (M, 37).

You start running, but he's gaining on you. You can see his face is bloody and he's brandishing a knife.

You ran through the forest until nightfall, and managed to lose him. You tried to find a way out of the forest, but your leg got caught in a bear trap.

After freeing yourself from the trap you found a cottage, and saw Shia LaBeouf sharpening an axe. He didn't hear you enter, so you go in there and strangle him. He tries to use his knife on you but you wrestled it from his hands and stabbed him in the kidney, but he keeps going. You grab the axe and chop his head off, and he falls to the ground. You beat Shia LaBeouf, but you just took a life. AYTA?

[lover-of-skellies]

you're walking in the woods, there's noone around and your phone is dead, out of the corner of your eye you spot him

(shia labeouf)

he's following you. about thirty feet back, he gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. HE'S GAINING ON YOU.

(shia labeouf)

you're looking for your car but you're all turned around, he's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face, my god, there's blood everywhere!

running for your life from shia labeouf, he's brandishing a knife it's shia labeouf, lurking in the shadoooowwwws, hollywood superstar shia labeouf, living in the woods shia labeouf, killing for sport shia labeouf, eating all the boddieeeesss

actual. cannibal. shia labeouf.

(shiiiaa)

now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, but you've hopelessly lost yourself

(shiiiaaaa)

stranded with a murderer, you creep silently through the underbrush, aha! in the distance! a small cottage with a light on! hope! you move stealthily towards it, but your leg AHH IT'S CAUGHT IN A BEAR TRAP!!!

gnawing off your leg

(quiet quiet)

limping to the cottage

(quiet quiet)

now you're at the doorstep, sitting inside shia labouf, sharpening an axe shia labouf, but he doesn't hear you enterrrr shia labeouf, you're sneaking up behind him, strangling superstar shia labeouf, fighting for your life with shia labeouf, wrestling a knife from shia labeouf, stab it in his kindeeeeyyyyy,

safe at last from shia labeouf.

...

you limp through the dark woods, blood oozing from your stump leg, you've beaten...... shia labeouf.........

.....

BUT WAIT. HE ISN'T DEAD

(shia surprise!)

THERE'S A GUN TO YOUR HEAD, AND DEATH IN HIS EYES, but you can do jiu-jitsuuuuuu

(you can do it)

body slam superstar shia labeouf

(legendary)

normal tuesday night for shia labeouf

(fight with)

you try to swing an axe at shia labeouf

(shiiiaaaa)

but blood is draining fast from your stump leg, he's dodging every swipe, the parries to the left

(leg but you)

you counter to the right, you catch him in the neck

(fight him)

you're chopping off his head noooowww

you have just decapitated shia labeouf

his head toppled to the floor, expressionless, you fall to your knees and catch your breath.

you're finally safe.... from shia labeouf.....

What the hell did I just read

[sillygoofyqueer]

Finished reading the latest chapter of losing hope and if you’ll excuse me, I just have to…. *distant squeals of happiness*

I’m SO happy you took some of my suggestions!!! When I was reading I kept being like “OMG!! THEY DID THE THING!!! THE THING I MENTIONED!! AND THEY DID IT PERFECTLY!!!!” Like, the LWJ and JC rivalry?? Immaculate. Perfection. Could not be done better. (Though I am a little curious as to why LWJ scares JL) also Wwx in his natural habitat of teaching the small children? Adorable. I Want To Hug Him So Bad.

Also seeing Nie Huaisang get properly introduced??? I’m in love??? Huaisang is my fav character aside from Wwx so I’m happy to see him being a scheming little shit who is Scary while still retaining his whimsy as an artist who still enjoys his hobbies. Him planning the Jin clan’s downfall with his favorite advisor as he watches the Jin clan’s propaganda? Iconic. I do love the little tidbit of NHS planning to break WWX out tho. Very sweet and makes me smile. (Slightly unrelated but it’d be funny if he’s in the middle of painting when shit starts going down because I SWEAR TO GOD that people ALWAYS need me for SOMETHING whenever I start painting so it’d be cool to see a character share the struggle)

Can’t wait for Jiang cheng to realize that all his struggles are still from his shixiong. (Why do I feel like he’d going to have an aneurism when he finds out?) in the meantime I hope Jin Ling is ok and that his uncle (JC. Not JGY) helps him through it. Especially as he can relate with wwx leaving for Reasons and Not Really Saying Anything. It is nice to see Jiang Cheng parenting JL tho. Even if every time Wwx is mentioned in his pov it is Heartbreaking. Also… *sniff sniff* is that XiCheng I smell??? Maybe I’m just crazy bur that seemed sus…

As always LWJ getting *concerned* is both heartbreaking (pain over Wwx getting hurt) and a little funny (the mental crisis of your crush being alive after 13 years).

As always, thank you for writing Four and please remember to take breaks and overall take care of yourself. I wish I could give more kudos <3333

Hi, hello, I'm dead again, you've killed me, you have to now wait three business days for me to be raised from the dead. I'm so glad you think I pulled off your suggestions well!! I was biting at Jiang Cheng and Lan Wangji rivalry and I could not rest before I dropped it in, and I'm so going to make it a running thing - it's going to be soo funny because you have the idea of Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian like "you?? Oh god no" and then Jiang Cheng and Lan Wangji like "I come armed with spice!""Oh yeah? I have this flour that I'm going to drop all around the castle!" Madly in love with the fact that you like Nie Huaisang, because I love him sooo much, he's so iconic. He gets dragged into everything when he just wants to affect the plot from the sidelines like any normal schemer! On the topic of the Jin Clan propaganda play that Nie Huaisang was watching I (and I'm not afraid to admit this) was listening to "Shia LaBeouf" by Rob Cantor and was like...well, now I have to have a little nod to this. It's my life. Soooo, Jin Clan propaganda. It was so funky, and I need you to understand how stupid the play is in that regard - it was why Nie Mingjue liked it so much. There was no hidden messages (apart from the propaganda). Also, keep an eye on Nie Ziyi...he's going to be fun to play around with. I can't wait to write Jiang Cheng's reaction to Wei Wuxian, but that's for later on teehee. He's going to have SO many emotions, and we all know how he reacts when he's feeling emotional. There's going to be so many tears. SO many. He and Jin Ling are both going to be infuriated at Wei Wuxian, and Wei Wuxian's just like "man, I can't catch a fucking break, can I?" after trying to hide from them for a long time. Wei Wuxian, mentioned in Jiang Cheng's pov? Nahhhhh, I don't know what you're talking about, it's just an unnamed shixiong I swear (/j of course). Also Xicheng? In my fanfiction?.................................ANYWAY Lan Wangji is really going through it, alright? He is both concerned but also HIS BBG IS BACK AFTER THIRTEEN YEARS?? HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO REACT? I like the idea of the juniors watching Lan Wangji trip over himself when Wei Wuxian laughs or something and just going "Ohhhh, he's down bad, I see..." Once again, I'm vibrating intensely with the love you show my fanfiction and I'm dead. On the floor. Sobbing screaming etcetera. You motivate me and it makes me lose it.

[bonearenaofmyskull]

Hey sooo sorry that this is irrelevant to Hannibal. Its about this youtube guy you said in one of your old old posts that you enjoyed. He is a bearded ginger guy that sits in front of the wooden wall of a warehouse with shelf talking about politics? Usually wears a hat. Usually his view is around 15-30k i think and he uploads daily.

for some reason I don’t know why i kept remembering him as Shia Labeouf??? And his youtube channel name is 4 words.

thanks to you i discovered his channel but i got uninterested so I unsubscribed, but now in my wee 5.30-6 am sleepless hour i suddenly missed him and was tryna search so hard but you know how that goes looking at my description

thank yew

It's Beau of the Fifth Column, and for the record I NEVER would have associated him with Shia Labeouf. I recommend his channel and the partner channel The Roads with Beau for anyone who wants non-sensationalized, realistic reporting, with a leftist bent, of foreign affairs, domestic affairs, climate change, science news, and occasional pop culture news insofar as it overlaps with one of the other categories. They also do occasional personal advice and are a good internet mom and dad for especially queer kids who need that. And they do charity work, give survival advice and tips whenever there is an ongoing weather event that is potentially life-threatening, and weekly q-and-a.

I'm referring to them as a partnership because Beau has left his position running the channels in the last week and turned it over to his wife because he is a workaholic, and it was affecting his health, charity work, and family. Other than them dropping one of their daily videos from the agenda and his wife (going by "Belle"--"Beau" was also a pseudonym) still being in that stage of finding her voice and comfortability in front of the camera, I haven't seen too much of a change in the quality of their commentary, though the jury is still out on that IMO--she seems a bit spicier than Beau but is still working control the nerves and be natural, and I'm not sure she's quite there with the way he would lay out his reasoning and show it coming around to his conclusions, though I don't think the conclusions themselves have changed in any significant way. It'll be really tested when they cover more foreign affairs because that was where Beau really shined, and it's my understanding he is really NOT involved in the channel at all anymore in any way, at least for the time being. Coverage has been very US election-focused since Belle took over.

My strongest general recommendation would to go back and watch every single video, in order, that Beau made about Gaza in order to understand why things have gone the way they've gone and why the US has made the moves they've made, and why other countries that are nominally pro-Palestine have done some of the things that they've done as well. That includes this dumb-it-down whiteboard video from last year. Most people will find him reporting things that they don't like for one reason or other--hell, he reports things HE doesn't like about the way the foreign policy system works and will occasionally remind audiences of that as well--but it will explain where and why morality fails to gain traction when there is a question of power, and how that limits steps that are taken, how it informs public positions taken on the world stage versus what is happening behind the scenes with actions taken, etc.

Beau's organizational and labeling system for finding topics of interest is an absolute nightmare--even worse than mine--so I'd just recommend browsing in chronological order for likely topics if you're going back through historical stuff.

They're southerners and they drawl and if you're into hyperspeed internet videos you'll have to adapt your brain to want to watch their stuff. Over time you should get used to the pacing, and I eventually found it soothing. Beau is one of those rare individuals that I could regularly expect to have insights and perspectives and thoughts that I wouldn't have had, and he could change the way I view something. There aren't that many people that I run into in life that have that ability, so this was a rare gift for me.

[thiccsys]

you're walking in the woods, there's noone around and your phone is dead, out of the corner of your eye you spot him

(shia labeouf)

he's following you. about thirty feet back, he gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. HE'S GAINING ON YOU.

(shia labeouf)

you're looking for your car but you're all turned around, he's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face, my god, there's blood everywhere!

running for your life from shia labeouf, he's brandishing a knife it's shia labeouf, lurking in the shadoooowwwws, hollywood superstar shia labeouf, living in the woods shia labeouf, killing for sport shia labeouf, eating all the boddieeeesss

actual. cannibal. shia labeouf.

(shiiiaa)

now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, but you've hopelessly lost yourself

(shiiiaaaa)

stranded with a murderer, you creep silently through the underbrush, aha! in the distance! a small cottage with a light on! hope! you move stealthily towards it, but your leg AHH IT'S CAUGHT IN A BEAR TRAP!!!

gnawing off your leg

(quiet quiet)

limping to the cottage

(quiet quiet)

now you're at the doorstep, sitting inside shia labouf, sharpening an axe shia labouf, but he doesn't hear you enterrrr shia labeouf, you're sneaking up behind him, strangling superstar shia labeouf, fighting for your life with shia labeouf, wrestling a knife from shia labeouf, stab it in his kindeeeeyyyyy,

safe at last from shia labeouf.

...

you limp through the dark woods, blood oozing from your stump leg, you've beaten...... shia labeouf.........

.....

BUT WAIT. HE ISN'T DEAD

(shia surprise!)

THERE'S A GUN TO YOUR HEAD, AND DEATH IN HIS EYES, but you can do jiu-jitsuuuuuu

(you can do it)

body slam superstar shia labeouf

(legendary)

normal tuesday night for shia labeouf

(fight with)

you try to swing an axe at shia labeouf

(shiiiaaaa)

but blood is draining fast from your stump leg, he's dodging every swipe, the parries to the left

(leg but you)

you counter to the right, you catch him in the neck

(fight him)

you're chopping off his head noooowww

you have just decapitated shia labeouf

his head toppled to the floor, expressionless, you fall to your knees and catch your breath.

you're finally safe.... from shia labeouf.....

um doors roblox?

[asteroidtroglodyte]

You're walking in the woods

There's no one around and your phone is dead

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him

Shia LaBeouf

He's following you, about 30 feet back

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint

He's gaining on you

Shia LaBeouf

You're looking for you car but you're all turned around

He's almost upon you now

And you can see there's blood on his face

My God, there's blood everywhere!

Running for you life (from Shia LaBeouf)

He's brandishing a knife (it's Shia LaBeouf)

Lurking in the shadows

Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf

Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf)

Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf)

Eating all the bodies

Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf

Now it's dark, and you seem to have lost him

But you're hopelessly lost yourself

Stranded with a murderer

You creep silently through the underbrush

Aha! In the distance

A small cottage with a light on

Hope! You move stealthily toward it

But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!

Gnawing off your leg (quiet, quiet)

Limping to the cottage (quiet, quiet)

Now you're on the doorstep

Sitting inside

Shia LaBeouf

Sharpening an axe (Shia LaBeouf)

But he doesn't hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf)

You're sneaking up behind him

Strangling superstar

Shia LaBeouf

Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf

Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf

Stab him in his kidney

Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf

You limp into the dark woods

Blood oozing from your stump leg

You've beaten Shia LaBeouf

Wait! He isn't dead (Shia surprise)

There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes

But you can do jiu-jitsu

Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf

Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf

Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf

You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf

But blood is draining fast from your stump leg

He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left

You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck

You're chopping his head now

You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf

His head topples to the floor, expressionless

You fall to your knees and catch your breath

You're finally safe from Shia LaBeouf

[figitorynonsenseptii]

Omg Tally Hall and Miracle musical songs keep playing in my head randomly and it's YOUR FAULT!!!!!! DIE!!! I HAVE VOICES!! I always did BUT NOW I HAVE MORE!!!

HAHA DUMBFUCK!!!!! GET TRASHED!!! RUNNING FROM UR LIFE WITH SHIA LABEOUF!!!!! SEE HOW I CIRCLE!!!! IVE BEEN TRAINING LIKE A PAVLOV DOG!!!! BLINDING SHINING STAR!!!!! JUNO WAS MAD!!!!!!

[jaythebugbite]

running for your life from Shia Labeouf!

(drew Rob as tally hall Rob bc this was originally for tallytober but I gave up)

[k4ppasta]

you're walking in the woods, there's noone around and your phone is dead, out of the corner of your eye you spot him

(shia labeouf)

he's following you. about thirty feet back, he gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. HE'S GAINING ON YOU.

(shia labeouf)

you're looking for your car but you're all turned around, he's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face, my god, there's blood everywhere!

running for your life from shia labeouf, he's brandishing a knife it's shia labeouf, lurking in the shadoooowwwws, hollywood superstar shia labeouf, living in the woods shia labeouf, killing for sport shia labeouf, eating all the boddieeeesss

actual. cannibal. shia labeouf.

(shiiiaa)

now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, but you've hopelessly lost yourself

(shiiiaaaa)

stranded with a murderer, you creep silently through the underbrush, aha! in the distance! a small cottage with a light on! hope! you move stealthily towards it, but your leg AHH IT'S CAUGHT IN A BEAR TRAP!!!

gnawing off your leg

(quiet quiet)

limping to the cottage

(quiet quiet)

now you're at the doorstep, sitting inside shia labouf, sharpening an axe shia labouf, but he doesn't hear you enterrrr shia labeouf, you're sneaking up behind him, strangling superstar shia labeouf, fighting for your life with shia labeouf, wrestling a knife from shia labeouf, stab it in his kindeeeeyyyyy,

safe at last from shia labeouf.

...

you limp through the dark woods, blood oozing from your stump leg, you've beaten...... shia labeouf.........

.....

BUT WAIT. HE ISN'T DEAD

(shia surprise!)

THERE'S A GUN TO YOUR HEAD, AND DEATH IN HIS EYES, but you can do jiu-jitsuuuuuu

(you can do it)

body slam superstar shia labeouf

(legendary)

normal tuesday night for shia labeouf

(fight with)

you try to swing an axe at shia labeouf

(shiiiaaaa)

but blood is draining fast from your stump leg, he's dodging every swipe, the parries to the left

(leg but you)

you counter to the right, you catch him in the neck

(fight him)

you're chopping off his head noooowww

you have just decapitated shia labeouf

his head toppled to the floor, expressionless, you fall to your knees and catch your breath.

you're finally safe.... from shia labeouf.....

I come back from like.. a long ass hiatus and I see this in my inbox and I’m.. who are you……

[robinthisbank]

you're walking in the woods, there's noone around and your phone is dead, out of the corner of your eye you spot him

(shia labeouf)

he's following you. about thirty feet back, he gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. HE'S GAINING ON YOU.

(shia labeouf)

you're looking for your car but you're all turned around, he's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face, my god, there's blood everywhere!

running for your life from shia labeouf, he's brandishing a knife it's shia labeouf, lurking in the shadoooowwwws, hollywood superstar shia labeouf, living in the woods shia labeouf, killing for sport shia labeouf, eating all the boddieeeesss

actual. cannibal. shia labeouf.

(shiiiaa)

now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, but you've hopelessly lost yourself

(shiiiaaaa)

stranded with a murderer, you creep silently through the underbrush, aha! in the distance! a small cottage with a light on! hope! you move stealthily towards it, but your leg AHH IT'S CAUGHT IN A BEAR TRAP!!!

gnawing off your leg

(quiet quiet)

limping to the cottage

(quiet quiet)

now you're at the doorstep, sitting inside shia labouf, sharpening an axe shia labouf, but he doesn't hear you enterrrr shia labeouf, you're sneaking up behind him, strangling superstar shia labeouf, fighting for your life with shia labeouf, wrestling a knife from shia labeouf, stab it in his kindeeeeyyyyy,

safe at last from shia labeouf.

...

you limp through the dark woods, blood oozing from your stump leg, you've beaten...... shia labeouf.........

.....

BUT WAIT. HE ISN'T DEAD

(shia surprise!)

THERE'S A GUN TO YOUR HEAD, AND DEATH IN HIS EYES, but you can do jiu-jitsuuuuuu

(you can do it)

body slam superstar shia labeouf

(legendary)

normal tuesday night for shia labeouf

(fight with)

you try to swing an axe at shia labeouf

(shiiiaaaa)

but blood is draining fast from your stump leg, he's dodging every swipe, the parries to the left

(leg but you)

you counter to the right, you catch him in the neck

(fight him)

you're chopping off his head noooowww

you have just decapitated shia labeouf

his head toppled to the floor, expressionless, you fall to your knees and catch your breath.

you're finally safe.... from shia labeouf.....

I’m experiencing an emotion I don’t think has a name over this

[maypl-syrup]

you're walking in the woods, there's noone around and your phone is dead, out of the corner of your eye you spot him

(shia labeouf)

he's following you. about thirty feet back, he gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. HE'S GAINING ON YOU.

(shia labeouf)

you're looking for your car but you're all turned around, he's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face, my god, there's blood everywhere!

running for your life from shia labeouf, he's brandishing a knife it's shia labeouf, lurking in the shadoooowwwws, hollywood superstar shia labeouf, living in the woods shia labeouf, killing for sport shia labeouf, eating all the boddieeeesss

actual. cannibal. shia labeouf.

(shiiiaa)

now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, but you've hopelessly lost yourself

(shiiiaaaa)

stranded with a murderer, you creep silently through the underbrush, aha! in the distance! a small cottage with a light on! hope! you move stealthily towards it, but your leg AHH IT'S CAUGHT IN A BEAR TRAP!!!

gnawing off your leg

(quiet quiet)

limping to the cottage

(quiet quiet)

now you're at the doorstep, sitting inside shia labouf, sharpening an axe shia labouf, but he doesn't hear you enterrrr shia labeouf, you're sneaking up behind him, strangling superstar shia labeouf, fighting for your life with shia labeouf, wrestling a knife from shia labeouf, stab it in his kindeeeeyyyyy,

safe at last from shia labeouf.

...

you limp through the dark woods, blood oozing from your stump leg, you've beaten...... shia labeouf.........

.....

BUT WAIT. HE ISN'T DEAD

(shia surprise!)

THERE'S A GUN TO YOUR HEAD, AND DEATH IN HIS EYES, but you can do jiu-jitsuuuuuu

(you can do it)

body slam superstar shia labeouf

(legendary)

normal tuesday night for shia labeouf

(fight with)

you try to swing an axe at shia labeouf

(shiiiaaaa)

but blood is draining fast from your stump leg, he's dodging every swipe, the parries to the left

(leg but you)

you counter to the right, you catch him in the neck

(fight him)

you're chopping off his head noooowww

you have just decapitated shia labeouf

his head toppled to the floor, expressionless, you fall to your knees and catch your breath.

you're finally safe.... from shia labeouf.....

Saved this until the song came up on my Spotify playlist :3

[waltwhitmansbeard]

been thinking about titles for erika and aabria's crash course in tumblr lore podcast, so for @quiddie's consideration:

into the ball pit tales from the hellsite cole sprouse's sociology experiment updates from the skeleton wars do not cite the deep magic to me running for your life from shia labeouf stealing shoelaces

[dont-loose-ur-head]

theyre being hunted for sport /j

“*RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE FROM SHIA LABEOUF/LYR*”

“*Jesus- everyone was running, Apollo struggling to keep up, when-*”

“*Their foot gets caught on a root and they fall to the ground with a thud.*”

[averytinyfrog]

You're walking in the woods There's no one around And your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye you spot him Shia LaBeouf

He's following you About thirty feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you Shia LaBeouf

You're looking for your car But you're all turned around He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My God, there's blood everywhere!

Running for your life (From Shia LaBeouf) He's brandishing a knife (It's Shia LaBeouf) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf) Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia LaBeouf

Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him But you're hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with a murderer You creep silently through the underbrush A-ha! In the distance A small cottage with a light on Hope! You move stealthily toward it But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!

Gnawing off your leg (Quiet, quiet) Limping toward the cottage (Quiet, quiet) Now you're on the doorstep Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf Sharpening an ax (Shia LaBeouf) But he doesn't hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf) You're sneaking up behind him Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf Stab it in his kidney Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf

You limp into the dark woods Blood oozing from your stump leg But you have won You have beaten Shia LaBeouf