Yang: You know, baby sis, you’re looking more and more like mom every day!
Yang: You inherited her eyes, her hair, you dress like her…
Yang: Did you get anything at all from dad?
Ruby: *relaxing while surrounded by her harem consisting of Oscar, Jaune, and Weiss*
Ruby: …
Ruby: …his love of dogs?
Weiss: *whispers* Is that what we’re doing tonight? Should I get the boys’ collars? 😈
Ruby: *hisses back* Please control yourself while my sister is here!
Yang: *takes 1000 psychic damage*
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3rd Time's the (Bad Luck) Charm
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Taiyang: You know, when I was was your age I sat on a banana, and of course, that changed my life
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Spoilers for RWBY Volume 9 finale!!
I’m sorry, but that whole flashback scene with Raven and Summer totally read like they had a fling before either of them got together with Tai and Raven was trying desperately to rekindle some old sparks but Summer was just like ‘I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over my daughter’s abandonment issues.’
TLDR: Raven still simps for Summer cause she can’t get over her high-school crush and Summer routinely shuts her down cause bitch won’t even pay for Yang’s therapy.
(My god, both Tai and Summer pulled their entire team. They were made for each other.)
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hbomberguy’s rwby video has me feeling very good about my own writing after a few weeks of feeling…meh. at least i’m comprehending why i like my inspirations & don’t just copy paste the visuals without knowing what any of it means. at least i know not to have two characters from the same family explaining their shared culture to each other for the benefit of the audience. hello??
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Qrow gets left out of the polycule so much that I legit began to favor STQ over STR. Like, I just need Qrow and Summer seeing the mess that Raven left behind and both trying to tidy it up and both end up developing feelings for Tai and each other and the three live as a happy family together.
..Until... you know...
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in light of it being a more character focused volume, here are the top 3 things i want to see in rwby volume 9:
yang getting called out for her self sacrificial tendencies
yang getting called out for her self sacrificial tendencies
YANG GETTING CALLED OUT FOR HER SELF SACRIFICIAL TENDENCIES
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I really want Jaune to get back to Remnant and interact more with Qrow after this volume tbh
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Ozpin: Mister Arc, I’ve called you here to ask something…unconventional…
Jaune: Like what?
Ozpin: I’m not going to beat around the bush: you need to stop having sexual relations with Miss Nikos. She is destined for great things and a teenage pregnancy would get in the way.
Jaune: Okay, first of all, Pyrrha can make her own decisions about her life and career plan!
Jaune: And second, I’m appalled that you think I can let someone as awesome as Pyrrha Nikos go unsatisfied when she’s in the mood!
Ozpin: *drops his face into his hands* I need to start working with adults instead of horny teens…
Later…
Taiyang: I got another teammate pregnant.
Ozpin: *throws his mug* DAMMIT!
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it’s actually sooooo sexy of me to make miss ruby rose be a bit of a punk and have cool tattoos in my space au
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i don't go into the rwby tag bc im always in danger of seeing a jaune, our chad king gigasexhaver x every girl posts, and it drives me mad with rage and indolence.
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