#s: futurama

[harveywritings92]

R/n: How do you cope with your own mortality?

Ghost: Violent outbursts.

Price: I don't.

Soap: Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.

[harveyb-wabbit92]

{Miguel is trying to track a time hopper who he finds out is actually his neighbor and a teacher at his brother college. He finds R/n and Gabe talking in his buildings hallway.]

Gabe, trying to figure out what classes to take: Hey, Miss R/n. What are you teaching again?

R/n: Same thing I teach every semester: The Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields. I made up the title so that no student would dare take it.

Gabe, writing it down on his arm: Mathematics of wonton burrito meals. I’ll be there!

R/n, flustered: Oh Please, Gabe. I don't know how to teach. I'm a professor!

{Miguel clears his throat to get their attention.]

Gabe: Oh, hey bro! I was just comin to see ya...Did you know miss R/n lives next to you?

Miguel: I do now....Gabe, can you excuse me and R/n for a minute I need to discuss some things with her...

Gabe: Uh-oh, Miggy’s mad!~ *nudging in R/n in the side* I wonder what you did, Teach?~

R/n, looking uncomfortable:...

Miguel: Gabriel!

Gabe, walking into Miguel’s apartment: I’m going, geez...

[incorrectsonicquotes]

Omega: "When will man learn all races are inferior to robots?"

[godsofhumanity]

Sobek: We're having a poker game if you guys want to join in.

Anubis: I usually only play poker with chumps.

Horus: I'll play.

Anubis: I'm in!

[ap-kinda-lit]

Vendor: You owe me a dollar.

Inuyasha: You'll have to kill me for it.

[tw-selfindulgence]

A: In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

[incorrectbridgequotes]

Challenger Deep: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

[a-love-that-transcends-all]

When you will do anything to save your adorable stupid boyfriend from himself, even if it means having to act and think in the same adorable stupid way.

THEY ARE SOULMATES. 🧡💜

I have been waiting for this moment since I saw the first episode and I couldn't screenshot Leela with the megaphone chucking a Fry. Thank you so much @emdeejaydraws for getting the screenshot! ❤️‍🔥

Thank you @fryandleelasbigfling for the hashtag "together, they're stupid together" I'm living for it. ❤️‍🔥

[vertigoartgore]

Futurama's pilot (Space Pilot 3000) turns 25 today. Feel old yet ?

[danganronpafakes]

Maki: Something's wrong. Murder isn't working and that's all I'm good at.

Source: Futurama (“Anthology of Interest I”)

[spockvarietyhour]

[harveywritings92]

{When Soap was still a private.] 

Soap’s old Commander: The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well-made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.

Soap: You mean while I'm sleeping in it?

Soap’s old Commander: You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing.

[The rest of the privates all look at each other bemused.]  

[harveyb-wabbit92]

Avery: (adjusting his suit and hat) There. How do I look?  

Y/n: Like a cheap Kalosian harlot.  

Avery: k...Kalosian?!

{Meanwhile a 100+ years into the past Warden Melli shudders in disgust.]

Adaman: what?

Melli: I don’t know, I just-- I just feel so insulted! 

[incorrectsonicquotes]

Prof. Pickle: "Good news, everyone! The university is bringing me up on disciplinary charges!"

*Prof. Pickle's face drops*

Prof. Pickle: "Wait. That's not good news at all!"

Tails: "Whatever you did, Professor, I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation."

Prof. Pickle: "Yes, but they won't listen. Everybody's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark- oooh, suddenly you've gone too far!"

[rainbo-selfships]

Workin on lore for my Futurama S/I 😈

Futurama Bo was originally gonna be an alien cat from the future, but after coming to see Phil and Yancy as sibling f/os i decided that paw would be a normal anthropomorphic Scottish fold who was somehow born to a family of humans (like Simpsons Bo) and strongly believes in aliens. When paw was younger, paw would wear a little antennae headband and carry around a little alien plushie <3

That was until one day paw mysteriously disappeared. This is a picture of paw when paw was a kid. Paw uses He/They/Paw pronouns.

Art is by me! Reblogs are greatly appreciated but never ever forced! :]

PROSHIP/MDNI BLOGS DNI

[duct-taped-shoes]

My whole childhood is in this graphic