#sakaki deidoro

[myheromedia]

The faces of the Shie Hassaikai (excluding Overhaul and Chronostasis)

[grenzlinie17]

✧Happy Birthday Chisaki Kai✧

[number1villainstan]

Setsuno: Would masturbating while smoking weed be called masturblazing? Sakaki: No, it would be called highjacking. Hojo: No, it would be called weedwhacking. Nemoto: No, it's called disappointing your mother.

(@the-idiot-hassaikai-and-more)

[angie-starz]

Send Shie Hassaikai headcanon/AU/ideas for me to draw, I'm procrastinating all my other projects T-T

[thotsforvillainrights]

Spare Sakaki smut crumbs please?

(Don't mind if I do😊! I think I'll carry on from that earlier ask where the reader left on the trip. Feels like it needs a smutty part 2)

~Come Back Home~

headcanon|scenario|imagine|match-up

-The week for you was both fun and stressful to say the least. It was nice to be able to spend so much time with the people you cared about but there was a special someone you couldn't wait to make it home to. Although he didn't admit to you that he'd miss you before you left the house, you already knew through his actions. This was true considering the fact that he'd been calling and texting non-stop the entire time you were away. It wasn't even important either! He was obviously making up excuses to talk to you about the most random stuff just to hear your voice or to read your words.

-Yes he missed you. He could put on a front for as long as he wanted to but he knew how he felt about you. He hated coming home alone this entire week. He survived on ramen noodles and didn't feel much of a mood to drink anything. All he wanted was you to come back. He missed you waking him up on time for work, and he missed spending the evening with you while watching your favorite show together. He missed the simple things like grocery shopping together or even something as simple as snacking on food from the local gas station while sitting on the hood of the car and watching the stars above head. It was only Thursday and he was losing his mind at the fact you still had another 3 days before you'd be back home. Besides, there was a little something more he missed about you and that was blaringly obvious by his tone of voice when he called tonight.

-"Hey Dei, what's up? Anything new happen between now and the 5 hours ago when you called me?" You teased him as you entered the double glass doors of the hotel. You passed through the lobby and headed into an empty elevator on the way up to your room. "...When yah coming back baby?" You could feel it through the phone. His voice a little deeper than usual, lower and smoother. A little groan tucked away in there somewhere indicating just what he was thinking right now. You smirked and rolled your eyes. "I'm coming home in three days. What's wrong?" You knew what was wrong, you just wanted to play around if even just a little bit before falling into his needs. As you walked down the hallway to the doorway of your room you listened to his huffing over the line. "I just wanted to know. It's getting boring here without you and lonely too."

-"Oh yeah?" You pressed the plastic key card to the scanner on the door and entered the bedroom. Placing your phone on the stand next to the bed you put it on speaker so you could peel out of your clothes and listen to the sound of his huffing changing course to low groans/near moans. "Miss me baby, that bad?" You continued to tease at him and he quietly gasped. "I heard that yknow. Are you doing what I think you're doing right now? Sakaki that's naughty~" You didn't bother slipping into pajamas. Just a shirt would do and no underwear. You had a feeling they'd be getting a little messy soon. "Naughty? What's naughty about a simple phone call? I aint doing whatever you're suspecting so get your head out of the gutter." He lied. You could practically hear him stroking himself to your voice over the line. His moans becoming more apparent when you stopped to hum lightly at him.

-"You're not touching yourself? Oh okay~ I guess I'm not touching myself either. Guess since we're just talking then I can't send you a little picture of me right now." You continued to tease him, relishing in the groans he was shamelessly letting out for you. "Baby let me see it. Let me see that ass of yours. I miss it." You smirked and decided to push a little further. "You miss it or do you just miss me? C'mon and admit it Dei. If you do then there might be something special in it for you." You smiled widely at the silent pause knowing you got him hook line and sinker. "Fine...i miss ya..."

"Hmmmmmm what was that? I couldn't hear you." You further teased him. He groaned again before gathering his words and pouring them out as quickly as possible. "I said IMISSYOU now hurry up baby please? Please let me see it, I'm close~" Satisfied with yourself you got onto all fours and maneuvered yourself into taking a nice little pic for him. After you sent it to him you knew he'd gotten it by the way he moaned for you. "Fuck that's it, you're so hot Y/N. Yes baby, God I love that ass fuccckkk~" You could hear him picking his pace over the phone and you decided to get in on the fun. As you touched yourself you focused in on each others ragged breathing and the sound of wet skin as well. "Are you touching yourself for me baby? Are you imagining my cock inside of you? Fucking you at just the right spot making you lose your mind? Can you feel it baby? God I miss you so much. Fuck if you don't come home soon I'm gonna lose it I swear." He rasps out. You're too busy coming close to the edge to reply to him so you treat him to a long drawn out moan.

-After the two of you came together he'd just laid there and started to feel a little bit sad. He didn't admit but you could just barely hear it in his tone. Before he could speak up you reassured him. "I love you Sakaki. I swear I'll be home before you know it and then we can catch up and everything more." He sighed over the line and replied. "I love you too. Make good on that promise or else💗"

[underratedmhapoll]

Bonus Poll - Pick a Shie Hassaikai Member at Gunpoint

[moron-hassaikai-and-more]

Spinner: sitting on and touching warm rocks…that’s the good stuff…

Deidoro: are you….a reptile…?

Spinner: what are you? A cop? Mind your own business.

[spinji]

I MISS THEM!!

[quirkwizard]

Can you do Explosion and Sloshed together?

But I thought you weren't supposed to handle explosives while drunk.

New Quirk Name: Flash Blast

This Emitter type Quirk allows the user to blast out a bunch of bright sparkles, smoke, and colors from their hands up to short ranges around them. While these do have a weak physical affect, only working to shove their target around, their true affect comes in how much they daze the target. Hitting someone with these causes the target's ears to ring, dulls their vision, and greatly disorients them for a brief period of time. The user has a lot of control over these blasts, especially as they move their hands, able to easily avoid targeting their allies with it and adjust the power output of the dazing affect on the target. This gives the user a good support tool, able to leave their foes vulnerable to further attacks. If nothing else, the push back affect can work for a decent combat tool and work to control enemy movement. Aside from the user needing to get close, using the Quirk too much can result in the user experiencing similar conditions.

[bestjeanistwife]

What's your fav mha character and why?

(i love shiggy)

Thanks for the ask!

Now i have many favorites I'll do my top 3 favorite heroes/ua students and then my top 3 favorite villains!

Number 3

Shihai and manga fukidashi.

I couldn't decide which one of these two to pick they both are side characters and I'm a sucker for both of them if I see a cute little fanfic about either one I fangirl/fanboy so fucking much i really like both of there characters in general they're very likeable to me!

Number 2

Shoji mezo.

My bb(baby boy) is so underrated it's sad😭 I really like him and his character in general he's really likeable I mainly rewatch the training camp arc to see him. I love him because he's so shy and so adorable i don't care how tall he is or if his face is scary he's adorable and I wanna hold him in my arms🕺😼💝💝💝

Number 1

Sero hanta

MY HUSBAND FR he's so goofy I love him he's so fucking cool honestly I like his character design I like his character hell i don't even like him i MOTHERFUCKING LOVE HIM i love the Spanish headcannon and as a Spanish person i accept him🕺 he's just cool for me and I'm a sucker for sero

Now villains!

Number 3

Shin nemoto and deidoro(idfk how to spell this mf first name).

These two I'm a sucker for they're really cool and i love them i rewatch the lemillon(srry if i spelled it wrong) just for them they're silly :3 i just love them lol

Number 2

Tabe(idfk how to spell this mf last name too).

He's so silly :3 i imagine him being shy and awkward and i kin that so much😭😼 he's like me fr fr fr he's my son and i just like his character and personality and quirk :3

Number 1

None.

I CANT PICK ONE I SWEAR HAVE SO MANY FAVORITE VILLAINS IT'S CRAZY FR I CAN'T DECIDE WHICH ONES😭

(also I'm off my break now lol and tysm for the ask!)

(Edit: also cool that shiggy is your fav!)

[theplaguewriter]

I need the shie hassaikai fans here~

what are y’all’s headcanons on ages, birthdays and heights for the bullets?

I got some hcs myself but I’m curious what others think

[tesalicious2]

Ok ok! There’s all the change the villain to the hero fics which are wonderful!! But imagine,

The entire Eight Precepts of Death, Chrono, Mimic, and Overhaul as hero’s in a hero agency called the Shie Hassaikai.

It’d be so op and amazing! Change nothing about their personalities, maybe less violent, but boom!! Successful heroes!

Chisaki and Chrono would definitely stay ‘in the shadows’. Not doing much actual hero work, they just manage the business mostly.

Mimic focuses on the finances while also doing hero work, not much though.

Nemoto works with the police a lot, so he’s their bridge if their ever needed.

Rappa, Kastukame, and the Trash Trio (Setsuno, Tabe, and Hojo) are the poster boys basically. They rack in the most big bucks and have the most publicity. Tengai is too but less so.

Slosh works the night patrol but stays away from civilians because of his quirk. Often, Nemoto will join if he is not needed by police.

Unlike most agencies, they aren’t sidekicks. They are each separate pro heroes that grouped up for an agency. Similar to Kamui Woods, Mt Lady and Edgeshot, but to an extreme.

Most of their outfits are the same, but Nemoto changes the cloak for a suit during the day. The masks are used but not worn except when on missions and patrol.

Despite being not the most popular of the group, Overhaul is in the top ten, maybe number 3. He wasn’t happy when he found out bc he hates publicity, it makes him feel dirty.

Occasionally, there will be a rumor or accusations of shady dealings but they shrug them off. (Sometimes there are shady dealings, but nothing illegal.)

Overhaul has a personal moto when dealing with trigger happy villains. ‘It isn’t murder if they’re don’t stay dead.’

Now, he never uses his quirk like this in public but has removed and replaced hands before. He tries to make it so no one can see it though.

They don’t use it but they have loads of blackmail on every hero angency and high ranking pro. They know everything.

They share any new information but don’t actually use it. Though, if they don’t find anything, they’ll send a care package without a label and a congrats card.

[grenzlinie17]

That one alcoholic uncle, Sakaki Deidoro.

[number1villainstan]

Setsuno: lol i'm dying help Rappa: oof same Hojo: big mood Sakaki: What's wrong, Setsuno? Nemoto: Good. Setsuno: no like i'm legit dying Setsuno: some guy stabbed me in a McDonald's parking lot Setsuno: the lol is a habit Setsuno: *sends a blurry picture of himself dabbing in the ambulance*

*Several people are typing...*

[angie-starz]

I had way too much fun making this XD

[thotsforvillainrights]

I want to be buddy buddy with Deidoro so bad and I can only account this to two reasons: despite the fact I hate alcohol I think drunks are fun company and I love volunteering to be the sober party with anyone but also thanks to some factors I know while under the influence of things that would make a normal person dizzy, sick or off balance I have a knack for walking in a straight line and if I really push it or practice I can appear well balanced no matter what and appearing relatively level headed if silly so if it's no trouble can i get some headcanons to Deidoro being work partnered up with someone who wants to be his friend and can stand to be in his presence especially with his quirk in mind bonus points if it can end in a snippet of him getting a crush

(I wish I had the same opinion on intoxicated people but as per awful experiences my whole life I won’t go into detail/or trauma dump on ya’ll here. I will say that some drunk people are kinda funny to interact with. Luckily I headcanon him as being somewhat tolerable if you haver a sense of humor. Very annoying to some of the other precepts but it’s to be expected lol)

~New Member~

headcanon|scenario|imagine|match-up  

-I can’t see this being rougher on anyone than Nemoto. This is considering that you were placed on the team with him and Deidoro. Since then it’s been like babysitting for him. Sometimes you were able to help keep Deidoro in line but other times you were only caught egging on his behavior. When you first arrived you seemed to meld into the small team pretty well. You took Deidoro’s jokes and put your own out in place of them. After a while, Nemoto stopped feeling the need to apologize on the drunkards behalf. The two of you got along more and more until you’d nearly become inseparable. It was hard to walk around the base and see one without the other. 

-Whenever there was a large get-together at the end of the month to celebrate a successful month within the Hassaikai, you usually remained sober so as to play the part of the designated driver and/or baby sitter for Deidoro of all people. Lucky for Nemoto he was able to take a break with you being there...even if you were the one causing him to make annoying shrill laugh of his. After a few more minutes to an hour, he was feeling really good. He was definitely sloshed and with his quirk he had a few of the others feeling the very same as well. However, you were nearly immune to everything which is why you were the only one who could drive him home. 

-Sooner than later you began sticking around more often after taking him home. He wasn’t complaining of course. You seemed to be slowly wiggling your way into his life when eventually he started wanting you there more instead of less. Then everything he liked to do in his lonesome became something he preferred doing with you instead. The two of you spent more time outside of work together. At some point you stopped visiting each other and you were basically at Deidoro’s house nearly everyday of the week. He even cleared out a special drawer for you to put all your items into at his house.

-He’d pretty much fallen for you by then end of the year but hadn’t really gathered the courage to ask you out on a date just yet. Oh well, perhaps he would find the time later tonight when the two of you clocked out of work together? Yeah...that sounds like a good idea.