#salc1

[jolikmc-thoughts]

How I ESCAPED a 2-WEEK Logout Trap on 2B2T by SalC1 on YouTube

This video was entertaining, but not for the intended reasons. Basically, it seems fantastical and almost farcical; like it was set up in advance so SalC1 had something "exciting" to post to his YouTube channel after the whole "2b2t v1.19" fiasco. I have further thoughts.

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While I'm not saying it's "impossible" for this to have exactly as it does in the video, I find it difficult to believe that anyone would have the depravity, desperation, or sheer determination to "trap" a mildly famous YouTuber in a hole with the sole intent of pointlessly "killing" their character, let alone for a continuous two-week period. I'm not even questioning the feasibility of the "rescue operation" aspect. I've had friends who would go to great lengths for each other, but never have I known anyone so eager for a fleeting moment of "glory" that they'd resort to "corpse camping" a well-known individual in the community, all for the chance at a quick "gotcha, lol" and fifteen seconds of fame among like-minded individuals.

Furthermore, the level of cooperation among the campers raises suspicion. If they were truly "taking shifts" to wait for the YouTuber's return just to take the kill, wouldn't each of them want their own opportunity at "trolling" him? Additionally, the absence of the camper's "friends" during the rescue mission is peculiar. One would expect loyal guards to be at the ready in case something went wrong.

Overall, the story seems unrealistic, and my ability to suspend disbelief has its limits. While it's possible that the events occurred as described, it's also conceivable that it was fabricated for entertainment purposes, akin to the "Leeroy Jenkins" incident in World of Warcraft. Admittedly, I may not be fully attuned to the gaming culture of this generation, but even in games like Rust, there are bound to be moments of vulnerability between "guard shifts".

In short: it's hard to imagine the YouTuber logging in for two weeks, only to find someone standing guard at their "death hole" each and every time.

This post was revised by ChatGPT 3.5 for clarify and tone.

[doyouknowthismcyt]

[generallemarc]

I can’t escape it. No matter how many years go by, it will never let me be.

[myamano4]

I'm actually pissed off

because of all this modern bullshit. I've never actually been driven to being pissed or sad over a video game, but here I am. My childhood from 2010 onward, and what continued past that and brought me into the fantastic group of friends I have today: Minecraft.

A fantastic sandbox game which everything is yours to do with as you please, by yourself or with friends, on nearly any platform from the Xbox 360 to your cellphone.

Ever since 2014 and the Microsoft Buy-out, the game has had numerous small "Microsofty" changes, especially when they tried to make Pocket Edition the main fucking version of the game, but not as large as we've been getting since 1.19. Not only did we get the chat reporting feature that stands exactly against what Minecraft Multiplayer was all about. Then with the new guideline changes and all that, everything else about Minecraft as a game was at least cracked beyond resemblance.

I thought all was good, as no servers were changing or doing anything to do with the EULA, and I haven't really had any issues surrounding it, other than a large number of misconceptions to clear up or just seeing my childhood get thrown into a pit of consumerism and capitalism. That was, until 2B2T. Titled The Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft, recently updated to 1.19. And with it, an absolutely large plethora of changes, which absolutely damaged the server and its playerbase. It was dubbed the best Anarchy server because it had literally, not even a single rule, aside from the obvious real life rules. And they just added rules. That stand completely against that anarchy server thing. It's bullshit. My disdain for the latest 2B2T changes is best described in SalC1's words here.

The game is nowhere near what it should be. It feels lifeless, with each update only really providing something relatively focused on one thing, adding some sort of useless unique animal or mob, or adding some real life animal into the game that's close to extinction for "awareness."

I firmly believe Minecraft was finished in 1.12.2. I would've been perfectly fine if they just stopped it there.

[spawnradio]

hey fuck you, i literally said i listen to fit for news, you think im gonna be in school on 2b??? im fuckin busy not fucking dying, something made harder bc theres no other reliable source of news except maybe salc1, but its not like hes consistent. im not in a group, i dont get that security blanket. not like youd give a shit huh, since you left 2b2t to go to some cushy ass city. fucking weak.🌙

Those are actually some pretty harsh words. (I mean, hey. I didn't think I'd be here on Gay Romance island forever. It was a vacation. Stay alive out there.)

[redshii34-le-cheems]

I was bored so i looked at salc1 video for the seed of pack.png and I still love to see and now be able to see the mountain

[grazer-razor]

so, java minecraft online bans are now a thing.

and not just that, but when you’re banned from online multiplayer, you also get banned from SINGLE-PLAYER, AS WELL.

i honestly saw this coming a mile away. when i saw a video about migration capes in aug 2021, i saw a comment discussing the implications of microsoft-linked minecraft accounts. i was considering making a video about how it could lead to the death of 2b2t, but fit already made a video, so theres that.

now, for my statement.

one- just because you get banned from online multiplayer shouldn't mean that you should be unable to play the game as a whole- it should just mean that you can't interact with people on other servers. LAN multiplayer should still be enabled, since it's basically the same as talking face-to-face with a close friend. i remember having friends come over so we could play minecraft as buddies.

two- it makes sense for microsoft employees to ban 2b2t players for things like racism. but i feel that this will send things crashing to the ground when it comes to the server, especially with things like hacks and dupes. i was once on the salc1 server, where they told me that discord doesn't allow people to discuss griefing or dupes on normal servers, but they DO allow them to do so when discussing such behavior on anarchy servers.

if microsoft targets hackers, griefers, and dupers, it will ruin anarchy minecraft as we know it. but i'm fine with racism being dealt with, as that's to be expected from normal moderation styles.

altogether, this is sad, and shows just how politically correct people are becoming nowadays. you can even report people for swearing, which will only complicate things on certain servers. it’s like they want minecraft to be kid-friendly at all costs(which is funny, given that it’s as scary as fnaf 1/2, hollow knight, and undertale).

[barrendome]

the 2b2t survival guide (revamped!)

are you planning to play on 2b2t? have you been playing but can’t seem to get out of spawn? or have you been waiting 12 hours in queue to no avail?

in that case, have i got some stuff for you! heres a handy guide about how to actually play, and some tips to help along the way!

step one: preparing

you can just hop right in and go, but it is smart to know a bit beforehand.

know what you're getting into. the server has no rules to it, so you just have to expect a fuckton of disgusting shit. this includes but isnt limited to nazis, homophobes, racists, transphobes, and more, and youre bound to run into them. you need to just accept that, and ignore it.

get a hacked client. while you can just play vanilla, having a hacked client on will drastically help you survive and get out of spawn, and at the very least make it a little less stressful. id suggest impact client, a free 1.12 hacked client. do not, and i repeat DO NOT use clients advertised on 2b2t chat. only trustable clients i know of are impact, future, and wurst. 

make sure your client, version, and 2b2t itself is safe. this might be me just being paranoid, but after the log4j incident id say its smart to play it safe. check the reddit and make sure whatever client youre using is safe. also, if anyone knows if 2b2t is currently safe to play rn, please send me an ask!

make a plan. although this is optional, its smart to do. you can just wing it if you wanna, but it’s helpful to have a goal for what you wanna do in the server.

check the reddit. it will tell you beforehand if the server is active, and also if there is a serious exploit going on, theres a chance youll be able to find out about it beforehand and protect yourself from being affected by it. this is how i stayed safe from log4j and the authentication exploit!

read this guide. seriously, i promise, its at least a BIT helpful!

step two: queue

queue is basically inevitable, but there are a few things you can do to make the wait less painful!

decide if you want priority. priority queue is a godsend, it takes 30 min at MOST to join the server! but on the other hand, its 20 dollars per month. if you’re planning on playing for a long time and dedicating lots of time to playing? get priority. if you just wanna check the server out? don’t worry about buying it.

join when nobody else would. the best times i’ve found are near 1-3am, or in early mornings. also, always on weekdays, its MUCH harder to join during weekends. you’ll still have to wait hours, but not as long as you would otherwise.

do something else. multitasking is the best way to wait. leave queue running in the background and check on it whenever you can, but fill your time with other stuff. i usually draw or watch videos when waiting!

pray for a server restart. when it restarts, turn on auto-reconnect (if you have that) or just keep on trying to connect. you’ll get onto the server extremely quick if you’re able to join right after a restart.

step three: common sense

you gotta use normal common sense, but also server-unique common sense.

remember: there are no rules. people are going to kill you. people are going to grief you. people are going to say gross shit. the worst kinds of people are here on the server, you have to accept that.

you aren’t safe. no matter how far away you are, or how nice that one person is. don’t get lulled into feeling secure, stay on edge. better safe than sorry.

don’t trust anyone. or at least be cautious of everybody. even if they give you gifts, even if they compliment you, dont trust anybody unless you know them personally. also, as a little sidenote, if somebody places down a bed for you and ushers you to sleep in it, DONT.

enderchests are your friend. you’re going to die, several times. so, keep any important things in your enderchest. for more space, put everything into shulker boxes and store the boxes in your enderchest. this is why silk touch pickaxes are something you’ll need: because your enderchest is the only safe place for your items.

signs are the best communication. carry a sign with you, and read all the signs you find. its not important, but its fun to read what people write, and its nice to make your own mark on the world with just a simple sign.

what you build is gonna go. no matter how nice it looks, how far out it is, how tiny it is, whatever. its how 2b2t works. when you build, you have to remember that its going to get destroyed one day. remember to take screenshots of your builds! and griefing only proposes an opportunity to rebuild it bigger and better than before.

everyone hates new players. don’t openly say you’re new. just stick to yourself for the first while of joining. dont ask for kits. if you get stuck, dont ask for help. in this case, doing it alone is safer than getting help.

you aren’t special. oh, so you watched a bunch of fit videos and know everything about the server? no you don’t, shut up. you’re gonna spam things in chat and grief a bunch of builds to become a notable player? you’re gonna become a minor annoyance, shut up. you read this guide and now know how to become the best 2b2t player ever? my guide is still shit, shut up.

step four: chat

so you’ve joined, and you connect to see.. the constant spam of chat.

hide the chat. go into settings, and turn chat off. usually chat isn’t worth looking at, except for warning about server restarts. if you wanna keep chat on, just turn down the opacity.

use /ignore. theres bots constantly flooding the chat, so if you wanna keep chat on, spend time quickly ignoring all the bots. you can also use this command to get rid of all the nasty racists and more in chat!

don’t ask for help. you dont really want to let people know youre new and need help. its rare that people will actually help you, at best you’ll probably get ignored, and at worst they’ll just kill or trap you. you can get through this by yourself!

if you have a question, ask google. like the point above, asking for help isn’t a good option. search stuff up on google or the 2b2t subreddit before asking chat. and try not to ask obvious questions either.

dont get into arguments. its like arguing in comments but... worse. and while nothing bad will probably come of it, it wont help at all in making your point heard. people will probably just laugh at you. as hard as it is, just ignore people that piss you off, and move on.

if youre an mcyt fan, dont mention it. this server hates dream stans or anything even slightly similar. so just avoid mentioning it in chat.

dont fall for stupid tricks. dont post your address even if they say itll censor it. dont press alt+f4 even if they say itll give you good hacks. if you see a message from some famous player with a bunch of symbols spammed from someone before, its probably fake.

step five: escaping spawn

five steps in and im only JUST getting to the part where you escape? how long even IS this guide?!

turn your hacks on. hacks that i personally find come in handy is storage esp, player esp, tracers, search, light, nametags, auto-reconnect, and anti-hunger. (names may vary depending on client, these are the names for impact.) dont forget to customize these hacks to your needs, such as having tracers and esp only track onto players! also, make sure you have hacks like freecam and xray set to easy keybinds.

customize your search hack. search is EXTREMELY helpful, especially with escaping spawn! id suggest having your search light up for valuables (dragon eggs, player heads, beacons) food (melons, potatos, carrots, wheat crops) and other helpful items (portals, signs, beds)

use the highways. there are highways on each 0 coordinate, as well as every diagonal coordinate. they are there for you to use, take advantage of them! once you get far enough, though, stray away from the highway. never settle down near a highway. just be aware of withers near or on the highways! id suggest going down the melon highway, which starts around (0 ~ -2630) and goes up on the -X coordinate!

save your hunger bar. be patient and try not to run or jump. its hard, but its important. most deaths are from hunger in the first while of playing, so just try not to get hungry. for this exact reason, the main thing you’re looking for is food.

collect, store, die, repeat. i never did this, but my boyfriend did, and it worked incredibly well. he would collect as many resources as he could, store them in an enderchest whenever he saw one, and then either die of hunger or something else. he’d repeat this process until he had enough stuff in his enderchest to help get him out of spawn.

don’t go into the nether right away. spawn nether is a guaranteed portal trap, and close-by to nether spawn is extremely risky, especially nowadays. at around 2000 blocks overworld minimum, you’re probably safe to travel via nether, but be careful.

use the nether highways! the nether highways, like the overworld highways, are on every 0 coordinate and diagonal coordinates, as well as a few ring roads. this is the easiest way out of spawn. but dont carry important stuff on you, as people do patrol the highways to kill new players.

if you dont want to escape by yourself, baritone is your best friend! this may be an impact-only thing, though. in chat, do “.b goto [coordinates]” (without the quotation marks) so for example: “.b goto -420 69 1000″ and the bot will move to those coordinates without your input, while you can go afk as it moves.

20000 blocks is the safer zone, but its still spawn territory. anything under 10k is bound to get griefed, and you may run into players. 10k to 20k is fairly safe, but still bound to get griefed. around 50k is the minimum for you to be making a permanent base, but even then, its very VERY smart to go 100k or farther out.

step six: outside spawn

so you’re out of the major spawn area... now what?

find food, farm food. get as much food as you can, thats the most important thing to do at this moment. make sure you have as much food as you could need, and store some in your enderchest.

make a temporary base. you can make a small house, a hole, or even just a dirt hut. just make sure you have a place to store all your extra stuff, and a place to stay for now. (sidenote, don’t put a nether portal right beside your house.)

find or make a bed. later on, beds aren’t a big deal, but at first they definitely are. try to find or make a bed, and set your spawn somewhere. i’d suggest hiding the bed somewhere near your temporary base, but don’t make it visible.

get geared up. use your xray and get some diamonds, look through dungeons or go fishing for enchanted books, make yourself tools, etc. its best to get what you need now that you’re out of spawn.

go fishing. you can get food, enchanted books, xp, etc. going fishing is actually super useful. the autofish hack is your friend right now. but don’t go afk when fishing, you can get kicked for it.

visit nether highways. if you have nothing on you, theres a small chance a high-level player could stumble upon you, take pity, and give you stuff. just make sure to be cautious the entire time, and make sure to put anything you get into your enderchest. this may not work as well anymore, since lots of players now seem to resort to killing rather than giving. but its worth a shot!

step seven: last notes

some last little tips and tricks you should know before jumping in!

make a goal if you haven’t already. if you wanna be a nomad? plan where you’re gonna wander. if you’re gonna make a huge base? plan where to build it and go out there. if you’re gonna go visit monuments? figure out which ones and their coordinates, and start walking. gonna join a group? figure out which one would be safe and fun to join, and try to get in.

get as far from spawn as possible. unless you wanna stay near spawn, try and get 100,000 blocks away or further. and if you really wanna keep a base intact, do NOT stay near any of the major highways.

take lots of screenshots! screenshots of cool bases, signs, anything! and dont forget to grab coordinates of every cool thing you screenshot as well. who knows when you’ll want to revisit those things in the future!

if you wanna be a nomad... travel in circles around spawn! 10k out in a circle, 20k, 15k... however far you feel like! you could also go back to spawn, and take a highway completely out as well! just... explore. have fun with it! make sure to read signs!

if you wanna make a group... collect all your friends who play on the server, or anyone who just seems trustworthy (psst.. like me...) and form a group by yourself! while you can join pre-existing groups, the real fun of having a group comes from shared bonds and trust among members!

visit some monuments! its very fun to go exploring, and especially to explore around important places. for example, theres wrath outpost, which is inside spawn, or ziggytown, which is close to spawn. you can just search up coordinates, and most times you’ll be able to find coordinates to whichever famous place you want to visit.

if youre interested in 2b2t lore, dont just watch fitmc! there are a LOT of other 2b2t creators! some of my personal suggestions is salc1, fastvincent1, and barrendome (not me, the youtuber!) id also suggest thecampingrusher’s videos, they genuinely show an interesting side to the server and the rusher war. a few more story oriented things are thejudgeholden’s 2b2t comic, and the 2b2t chronicles on youtube!

if youre interested in 2b2t history, heres some other sources with some really good stuff! this will be updated as time goes on. all the youtubers mentioned above have very good 2b2t history content, but theres also places like the 2b2t blog that have a lot of cool history on it! theres also a couple of 2b2t wikis, like these ones, but theyre community led, so some information on them may not be 100% correct.

have fun! as rough this server can be to play on, theres a lot of cool stuff you can find, and its important to find joy in the chaos!

i hope that this guide served to be a bit more useful than my previous one!

i STILL may have forgotten things even during the revamp, so feel free to send me anything i missed! but i hope that everything i was able to write down will be enough to help anybody that wants to join 2b2t.org, the oldest anarchy server on minecraft!

[ob1iviousc1own]

i never posted this here i think lol

practice ig

[jolikmc-thoughts]

I noticed that my thoughts on the "SalC1 Escapes Crystal Trap on 2b2t" video got a hit or two. So, I go to check it out, and…

 

 

[irishlads-quotes]

SMPEarth’s best streamers summed up in one of their quotes

Techno: That was fun. Very cruel, but fun

Philza: So I did some grinding...

Wisp: You don’t hate me, you love me, and I can’t blame you because I’m just that goddamn sexy

Tommy: The plan did not go well

Sneeg: That damn pope’s at it again

Fit: I have...a few nukes

Salc1: Just call me Fidel Salstro

Wilbur: *sings* Kill yourse-e-elf

Sophie: Why is Wilbur still the leader, again?

Sylvee: I started this server wanting to make as many friends as possible and get world peace, but now that I’ve actually been in a war...it was really fun, guys

Eret: #fuckhawaii

[mainlytechnotrash]

Modern Countries (TLE AU)

These include only SOME of the modern countries in my new The Lost Empire AU, as I want all the other countries in SMPE to be in it but I don’t know many of the creators :’)

- Business Bay

-- Ruled by young leader Tommy Innit, who took the throne after his parents died in war -- While he is the main ruler, there are a few others in power that help him severely  -- Deo, Bitzel, and Tubbo are the three that help him the most  -- Business Bay is known for starting a lot of wars, but with this new leader, people aren’t sure whether he’ll follow in his parent’s footsteps or not -- Tommy Innit is known for being overly confident and for making unfair deals  -- However, Tommy is strong, and so is his country, so they are not to be underestimated -- This is the country responsible for keeping the “Great Ruler’s Statue” intact, which is often seen as the most important and iconic statue of the rulers of the Antarctic Empire

- Florida & Cuba

-- Two countries that are ruled so closely together that people often confuse them for the same place  -- Florida is ruled by Fit, a strong and powerful man who is quick-witted and should never be underestimated  -- Cuba is ruled by Sal, another strong yet more gentle man who should also never be underestimated -- The two leaders often make decisions together, and their citizens wonder if the two countries will ever combine to become one -- Florida & Cuba are both responsible for providing guards to Antarctica in order to monitor civilians and make sure no fights, vandalism, or anything of the sort goes on 

- Newfoundland

-- Ruled by Wilbur Soot, an intelligent and charismatic young man who listens to the needs of his people  -- Not a country known for war, but rather a more peaceful country  -- While the ruler isn’t a saint by any means, his words and actions are never strong enough for war or serious battles -- The country is allied with many other countries, including many strong countries, so if they were to ever get in war, they wouldn’t be fighting alone -- This is the country that maintains the bridge going from the mainland Americas to Antarctica

[kayoi1234]

You know what I'm still not over yesterday's streams I mean this fucking SMP had a carefully crafted storyline only for it to get shattered because all these gamer nerds really wanted to eat Taco Bell and not pay for it

[loo-does-stuff]

favourite youtubers?

Oh, I have waayyyy too many!! Hahah（〃￣∇￣）

I love reaction videos, some of my favorite reactors are TheFlamingShark, Kickassreactions, Nickflix, Smurfvlogs, Raritydash, thethirdbill, White Noise Reacts, RAZZLE, Thor Reacts, Hobo Ryan, Blue Order, David the Hooman, It’sTotally Cody!, ExoticBankai Reaction, Mathew McKenna, Sophie Lents, etc

I love internet history videos like the ones from Whang!, Izzzyzzz, The Internet Investigator, Cadaber, TheGamerfromMars, wavywebsurf, Turkey Tom, GenoSamuel2.1, etc

I also love lost media(it’s one of my special interests and I could spend hours talking about it!), true crime, interrogation analysis videos,, some of my favorite channels of the sort are blameitonjorge, Scribbles to Screen, LSuperSonicQ, All Things Lost, sourcebrew, Sewer Reviewer, Nick Robinson, Nexpo, ScareTheater, Goose Boose, Eudoxia Mysteries, Lazy Masquerade, Wendigoon, Disturbed Reality, Twisted Minds, Atrocity Guide, JCS - Criminal Psychology, EXPLORE WITH US, GBP - Criminal Behavioral Analysis and That Chapter

I watch a lot of random essay videos and movie/TV show/anime reviews (especially anything that talks about animation!) and love especially Schaffrillas Productions, Saberspark, 24 Frames of Nick, and LS Mark

And regarding miscellaneous YouTubers, I love Minnemi (she does Vocaloid fandom related videos), Baphomet Kun (they do amazing weirdcore edits), Savantics (she does random video essays), Thomas Game Docs (he does Nintendo related videos), Ask a Mortician (she does videos on common questions about death and the funeral industry, and interesting stories relating to the subject), akidearest and The Anime Man (I watch them sometimes, they’re pretty fun and nostalgic), Cinema Sins/Cinema Wins (I don’t take them too seriously I just think they’re fun), TheGameTheorists/TheFilmTheorists/GTLive (again, I don’t take it too seriously it’s just fun), Tara A. Devlin (she talks about Japanese news, net mysteries, urban legends, and stories), channels about minecraft anarchy servers like SalC1 and FitMC, the occasional Markiplier/Jacksepticeye/Pewdiepie video because they were my childhood, any iceberg video I ever encounter even if I know nothing about the subject, etc

I also watch a bunch of random history documentaries that interest me, especially about the Tudor period of English history and the Edo, Meiji, Taishou and Showa periods of Japanese history

And there’s some Brazilian YouTubers that no one will know about except for my Brazilian followers like Orochinho, Matheus Canella, Maicon Küster, Flávio Kotaka, LubaTV, Lucas Inutilismo, Felps, Cellbit, Freak TV, etc lol

[traumatizeddfox]

i like game grumps, markiplier, antvenom, salc1, and wickedy! (wickedy is a super chill stardew valley player!) those are just the core though, i like a lot of different stuff, i've been super into people who break minecraft or are super active on the oldest anarchy minecraft server 2b2t, salc1 is a pretty cool channel that goes over the history of it :))) sorry i just really like the technical side of minecraft youtube it's so neat

oo nice nice! I usually fall asleep to the game grumps bc they make me feel safe and i recently got back into markiplier!! I like all kinds of youtubers but gaming i find it more relaxing <3

[fruitpilled]

it's been 2b2t for me

it's pretty much all the videos I watch now

I've been watching fitmc mostly, but once I'm finished with that I'll watch some other channels

i remember when i was into 2b2t- salc1 & fitmc are the BEST