#salimander

[styxhealthnsafety]

THEY TRIED TO FEED ME TO ADAM SALIMANDER HELP

[dsaf-confessions]

NONE OF YOU. NONE!!! NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND!!! DAVE. DAVE FUCKING MILLER. AHSHSHS

Idk where im going with this.

Anyways, another way to show how insanely obsessed i am over dave (i would add save instead of davesport but. Eh. DAVESPORT.)

Yall are saying animals like salimanders and snakes and whatnot. HAHAHA. AHAHHQHQHQHQHQ. I have made A NEW CREATURE!!! HAHAHQHQHAHAHQHAHAHAHHAAH!! (It doesent have a name)

Bassicly. I fused a Velociraptor (i love those mother fuckers so much) and a Cat(i also love those motherfuckers alot), mainly lion.

I fused them to create the godforbidden thing the earth shouldnt know of.

Small explanation!!! (Oh shit i can see im not coloring any of this shit) These putrid creatures are born by Eggs, but are mammals. They have the skin of a velociraptor and the talons. Their front paws are shaped more like a reaalllyyy bulky velociraptor hand. (I might put some drawings in the discord. MIGHT. I still have like NO motivation.

Their eggs show if its male or not. The egg itself is purple, but if the egg has black spots its male. White spots its female. HAHAHAH I PROBABLY SOUND INSANE.

They have hooks on the very edge of their feet, near their ankle (Search up cat atonomy, its not the paw) and it can be used to hook onto soft grass to anchor themselves. Thats the toe of the Velociraptors because unfortunately the actual back paw doesent have it... dramatic sigh 😔😔😔😔

Anyways, they come in shades of purple, and very rarely blue. They have a main around their neck, but it doesent encase the full neck. Rather the bottom and top of it. Veru long and comes onto the head, kinda like a mohawk (hence why i was considering making the purple motherfucker have a mohawk) Eyes are inverted except theres a pupil in the white eyes. They behave like cat eyes.

AND MY FAVORITE PART. Okay, on the sides of Daves head (how i draw him) there is these fur tufts. At the base of the those fur tufts is a muscle that can contranct, expand, and bassicly do anything. These fur tufts are communicators for body language. Kind of how a person will start fidgeting with something when nervous or bored, or how a deers ears may perk up in alert.

The movements are bassicly involuntary, with some exeptions at times.

And thats pretty much all I got for my Headcanon dump... for now!! The idea of the creature is still in progress, so yeah!!

(Haha lol i was correct. Im not coloring this shit💀 too much😭)

- Davesport&Teeth/Hands Lover Anon (kinda wanna beat the shit out of tumblr for not letting me be PURPLE!!!)

INHALES

[david-goldrock]

RAHHHHHHHHHHH

If you had to eat the same food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Would you rather have infinite bacon or infinite games?

Would you rather have a pet mouse or a pet salimander?

"If you had to eat the same food for the rest of your life, what would it be?": define "food", this is too vague to answer (is a hamburger a subtype of sandwich? is soup an item or do I need to get more specific?)

"Would you rather have infinite bacon or infinite games" I hate bacon and keep kosher at home (for my relgious family) and games are in higher demand, but on the other hand, I could probably prevent world hunger with infinite bacon, so bacon.

"Would you rather have a pet mouse or a pet salimander?" I would prefer not having an household pet unless I don't have any responsibilities, but I guess mouse: more pettable

[the-firebird69]

List of automobile manufacturers of the United States - Wikipedia

and our son posts this and notes tons of them and says it there are a lot. and stalantis and it is trump and co and he goe out the window and shortly. and then the comedian does though it is tommy f who tosses him out. a nd says it oh nothim ok. and then says this mb tommy f does it and yes makes sense and it is close to his style of fighting and tons say it we investigate. he and rorshak work on it and say yes looks like tommy f style break stuff look coool when bg needs to win fast and tries. and yes it is a frame up job as to the killer of moloch and the name ok.

and we look need these in now. reight now and to make cars and need homelss shelters and apartments that arer low income and tons. now. and will be fought over scrutinized and by all. need it now. tons of them and immedialty. we bulid globally and retrofit adn renovate, have it shortly. need it now. we use shiips too and trucks big long salimander and protect convoys. tons of stuff coming out.

we begin the process. need to buy them out. and fast. john r sits on them is an ass. needs it and wont stop so we do this. now. he wants to sell chrysler. and it is part of stellanus and we will look at it. and fast ok.

and the compnaies are depressed a percent of them out and gone. equipement gone. and the industry slowed to a stand still. the current cars not bought so we use a forula and h agreed to it with other companies. and we say it he knows about it.

we do have prelimnary numbers. and we wondered about it chrysler and he says it i am a stigma the company is and ok less sales. so we do buy it can convert to dodge yes. if we have to we dont think so. can make new models based on the supercar and shall. and mini vans that fit stuff like a van and good. request permissin to buy them out and yes the two say and Frank Castle Hardcastle and Duke Nukem Blockbuster and we proceedand yes will produce the supercar and at the plant they were shortly.

Thor Freya

Olympus

Zues

we do this now i send it lovely morningn thank you Thor Freya and good they say

Hera

so peoople see john r held us hostage still deos is a fn moron and imbiclile and criminaly negligent is. must stand trial is in the way of tommy f now and the empire drives it now.

mac daddy

[sixtyt-en]

things I saw in a dream I had last night

[dutifullytinynerd]

doodles

[emilycollageart]

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[onenicebugperday]

Any idea what kind of salimander this is? Not a bug but he was cute (BC, Canada)

Oh wow this is a cute lil salamander. As I have said I know nothing about amphibians but it appears to be a western red-backed salamander if anyone can confirm that! It may not be a bug but it is still full of love and I cherish it.

[starphishy]

Backyard exploring leads to new friends! This is the second California Slender Salamander we found (and was much larger than the first). All were returned to their respective homes and I hope we'll be seeing more of them about!

This is also one of several times my sister and I have gotten to run around the yard looking under logs and stones for insects and other critters like when we were young. And now we get to do this with the next generation! 

[nerdasaurus1200]

Max makes a really addicting game and has salimand din be the first to test it out. The two literally could not stop playing the game and refused to do anything else.

Yes.

[mosqa]

Subventure — Recap of the six Fingers, the high-cultists of the Kleptocrat, the entity of Materialism, bargain and thievery in my upcoming RPG. The Kleptocrat has a thematic centered around crawling and stalking, insects, arthropods, gold, jewels and power. Tag your fav! From top to bottom: - The Thumb / the Collector (Yusev d’Amoncelle) - Owner of the Museum of the Occult, obsessed by the possession of unique objects and their display. - The Index / the Unstolen (Tomoko Mushiyama) - Business woman and banker trusted with the most precious objects of the city. - The Major / the Antiquarian (???) - Owner of the mysterious Shiny Bazar, he can find you anything... for a price you might not want to pay. - The Annular / The Magpie (Salimande Festen) - former cyborg pin-up, she owns the cabaret and bars of Revercity, Capital of the Occult. - The Pinkie / Boucle d’Or (Ursula Ru’l G’rmm) - giant queen of the raiders and the gangs of sewers pirates, a brute force with a twisted intelligence. - The Postaxial / Pile-ou-Face (Johnny Kimberley) - Owner of most casinos of the Surface, a wild card, unpredictable and ambitious.

[cass1x1]

📂📂📂📂📂📂 For Syd

Dang. Ok.

Syd’s favorite animal is the salimander. Not for any reason, just thinks they’re neat

When Syd gets leave, he likes to drink and hire prostitutes, but he also likes to hike or mountain climb

Syd’s second-in-command, who he’d hand-picked to replace him if he’s killed, is a soldier named Ty. Syd likes how Ty is so private that literally no one knows anything about them

Syd’s pretty healthy most of the time but every time he gets sick, it’s always a sinus infection

Speaking of the prostitutes, Syd has some favorites, but he doesn’t like being a regular for anyone’s bed when he’s paying

He joined the army at age 11, too young to enlist, and when they move his station, he never went back home. He’s never even been stationed near home.

[the-firebird69]

Watch "Lifan kpr200 with exhaust/muffler upgrade, airbox delete/upgrade . Links to parts in bio. #lifan" on YouTube

This bike is not for amateurs it's not a real starter bike but it's not for professionals either and her son could easily handle it it could easily ride it for real daily right now and he knows how to ride and he needs one with handles in this bike handles it stops good it starts good I need some power out there too this has enough power to push him along pretty good and he'll get up to 150 with it and we don't want him going that fast but he can go the speed limit on the highway easily. This person knows he's talking about but he's kind of missing a few things like top speed of the bike he was on is about 1:40 and the motor sounds a little slower than ours cuz it is and he added some horsepower and his top speed went up to about 170 and he's going 75 up a hill and he wasn't full throttle in 5th gear in full throttle up a hill with him on it and he's 200 pounds think about 120 and you do it and he didn't say it right those people won't believe other stuff but 75 up a hill and 5th gear is pretty good for these Chinese bikes and we're selling them now and we're shipping them out some of them and people are evacuating and we're sending them with them and we're telling them we're in Texas they have the leaflets and they have some website and it's starting to mushroom really fast and we did as our son and also myself suggested he said it's 20 and then I said a 30 then he said a 40 and we can make the frames there and we're pumped them out right now we have so much parts it's not even funny and we're assembling them very fast today we'll have seven hundred octillion probably by noon and by tonight it'll be like 20,000 octillion. We're towards the South we're in the south of the Midwest and we're towards it and we're building huge numbers and we're going to bring them down into the south of the Midwest and Texas all night long and all day it'll probably pump out a million octillion in the next couple days it's a giant number. And it's huge the salimander idea is huge because we never be able to do it. We're taking over a train companies and yeah there's John rebelord again and you can't handle it and you can't figure out what to do he doesn't want to fight for it so he's just sitting there watching them go away.

*Amtrak the calling him in today and we're taking the company, they were kicking him out and if he refuses who cares. And usually he sizes the paper and leaves and doesn't care about severance or anything so that's fine but really he's a pain in the ass and he wants out of the train and business there's too many people threatening him and too many people threatening the workers they can't do anything and they're now driving these trucks it have at least two trailers and they're very excited about it because there's a lot of them not just three they get support and they're having a lot of fun doing it and the like truck stops and they like to drive around and there for phillaners and all sorts of stuff, and we watch out for it. We are on the prowl too for that kind of thing and we have tons of them ourselves and we're moving stuff now huge numbers of things and a lot of them are Coleman is his as powerful his can pull like five loads of cars and her supposed 20 so he's making a bigger one dang it and he's going toe to the toe and she's really pushy. It's kind of a fight and they're having it now and it was shipping tons of his cars and we're using this idea of the truck train people call that and it's huge they see go by they can't believe it I didn't see tons of go by and their mouths are open and as soon as I'm down south and she says you can't open the stores so open the store at the truck plant I'm going to do that too, let me know this where you get them and that's what's going to happen and let's people already looking and they get upset the motorcycle too and all the cars and tons of people will go there probably today I'm going to load some in there too see how it goes we're shipping all the new model of car and we're not using the old chassis either it goes to the right company cuz they're not right and they don't work as well and it takes more time we are just assembling and reassembling the motors and we're using them as replaceable motors people want them and they redo the wiring harness themselves and take some time which is good I was sending them too as rebuilds huge numbers of them and it's going in their cars right now but really there's not enough of them and there now losing about 2 trillion cars a day and it's going to go up and that's in Florida alone till about two octillion a day tomorrow before you know it you're going to see them all over the place and they'll be telling them cuz we're getting them out of there and we're going to use them and the brush is going today a ton of it probably half of it it's not that much brush and it'll be cooking with it and using the fireplace it's going to get cold tonight and they're going to burn probably 3/4 of it today and tells them will say it will be using the logs and it's going to be a great day cuz it's still some massive hazards and then they want the trash out of here and they're taking to the plant already to incinerate it and the recycling it's really starting to move that brush getting out of the way is helping out and it just looks like the trash people it's a great day it's all started finally and the money thing is started and it's going to be a hell of a day

Thor Freya

[p13rr0t]

TED BUNDY IS NOT HOT YOU STUPID SALIMANDERS

[friendlyneighborhoodtree]

can you draw casey the salimander?

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[sassmasterellie-blog]

What if i name my salimander Cheese Curd

then your salamander would wonder why you don’t love them