#sando writes

[heartbreak-sandwich]

The first time Billy concedes to anyone, it's to you.

He snapped, and he yelled at you, and he's already sorry, but he doesn't know how to make those words tumble out from behind his gritted teeth into the stale, quiet air.

Here, in his Camaro, parked outside of your house, he grips the steering wheel hard enough to make his knuckles turn white as he steeps in his own shame bordering on self hatred. He's still sorry, but he's battling his own carefully curated stubbornness, so he just listens to your staggered breathing as tears slip down your cheeks, and he knows that every second of silence is another lost chance.

You couldn't speak. You just stared straight ahead. He yelled at you over something so stupid, and you were embarrassed and hurt. You didn't want to make things worse by starting conversations, and you were almost sure this was it. When you get out of his car, it will be for the last time.

Billy sucked in a deep breath and sighed it out as his grip on the steering wheel loosened, and he finally looked over to you. You didn't meet his eyes, still staring straight ahead, quiet tears still streaming.

"Hey," he says, his voice level and husky. "I didn't mean what I said." You still stared straight ahead. That wasn't an apology, and you still didn't have anything to say. Billy sighed again and rested a hand on your thigh.

"I shouldn't have yelled at you," he offers, his eyes becoming more focused on you as you continued to stare into the night through the windshield. "Please talk to me."

You took a deep breath and shook your head slowly, overanalyzing every action in the last few moments before he exploded, wondering if there was anything you possible could have done differently to avoid the current situation.

"I'm sorry," he finally says. He means it - you can tell. You rest a hand on top of his and meet his eyes as he reaches up with his free hand to catch another falling tear. "I'm sorry," he repeats, the words sounding more solid this time.

You nod slowly and lean over the center console into his shoulder. He holds you until your breathing evens out, softly petting your hair and whispering his apology over and over. He didn't have to, but he wanted to. He knew he was wrong for what he had done, and the more he said it, the easier it was to say.

He shuts his eyes, and holds you tighter, and hopes with his whole heart that he can fix himself - that he can stop standing in his own way. He doesn't know exactly what's wrong with him. All he knows is he doesn't want to ruin the only thing that's mattered to him since he was ten years old.

[queer-ragnelle]

omg i forgot tomorrow was the start of nanowrimo.

i can’t commit to that while i’m currently editing a novel but also if i added 50k words to that i would have to be jailed without keyboard access. like i wouldn’t resist that would be fair punishment for my own sake. how long are these books gonna be i’m not brando sando & i don’t want to be but i’m obsessive enough about writing that i could easily make these books chihuahua crushers. if i wanted. my accountability partner wouldn’t be encouraging me to write they would have to make me stop. pry me away & duct tape oven mitts to my hands like a kid with chicken pox so i can’t type. i’d be mad but eventually come to understand the necessity. for my own good. for my reader’s own good.

[boyfeminism]

listening to brando sandos lectures has been really helpful but trying to outline just frustrates me. i was trying to find some stuff on discovery / pantsing / gardening writing but most of the articles on is are like "none of you understand what discovery writing is, if you outline at all youre gonna burn in hell, you Wish you were a discovery writer" girl what

[chuu-huahua]

OK WAIT i was supposed to be napping but as i was falling asleep i thought up this storyline and it’s so so cute please bear with me

so there’s this japanese girl who was kicked out of her house by her parents for coming out as lesbian (because of the conservative japanese culture; i’m not sure if this would actually happen but for the sake of the plot ok), and she’s left to wander the streets with the little money she has 

and there’s another girl who comes to japan for her school’s exchange programme because she takes third language (in my school, i think you get to go to japan in secondary 3 if you still take japanese as a third language) but got separated from her tour group because she went to a konbini for snacks

and they met when they reached for the same strawberry cream sandwich.

ok but the storyline is so cute because the exchange student has the japanese skills of a grade school student while the actual japanese person spouts poetry like a professional for her. exchange student was already gay from the beginning, so she was very accepting when it the japanese girl came out to her! and they live happily ever after (for now) as they travel around tokyo and share strawberry cream sandwiches together <3

[meilooruns-a-go-go]

Ten Things I Wish I'd Known  as a Teen Author—Brandon Sanderson

This is my Keynote Speech from Teen Author Boot Camp 2020. If you're a teen writer and are interested in attending future conferences, you can see their website: https://www.teenauthorbootcamp.net/

This advice is not only good for teens, or for writers who plan to make a career out of writing. He's got stuff in here that applies at any point in your life, and for fanfic writers, too.

[caracarnn]

While I do have show verses I will be TAILORING THEM basically au versions of the show bc Rand - is just...Rand won't be the Rand you see in the show. The Dragon is not the friends that you made along the way and Rand also didn't fck off to Cairhien to work in a mental health facility. He is v much Channeling and grappling with his own sanity at this time and he did fight his own battles. He also wasn't all HELP ME PLS to a fckn Forsaken. Just so show watchers know. It's a show verse but an AU show verse. ahem. He also cannot be shielded by ONE aes sedai and he isn't just a plot device for everyone else.

[shalem-things]

Don't mind me I'm just losing it over Steris having a crisis about the concept of sex and trying to solve it by reading books and interviewing prostitutes

[werewolf-w1tch]

part 3 of my ROTTMNT x TMA crossover analyses in which i decide which TMA entity a character from ROTTMNT would serve/vibe with! (villain edition)

part one here and part two here

yes i know it’s been days. i’m in school what do you want from me. 

so far we’ve got mikey, raph, leo, donnie, april, sunita, cassandra, and splinter. figured i’d switch gears a bit and do a villain specific one! (draxum, shredder and the krang will be their own post. there’s a solid amount of villains without them and i plan on splitting draxum by baron draxum and barry draxum and also shredder based on the shredder at the end of season 1/beginning of season 2 and the shredder at the end of season 2)

spoilers for tma and rottmnt (i finally finished it! yay! i’m in pieces)

hypno!

i really like hypno. was NOT expecting coran’s voice to come out of him when i first met him but it adds to his charm. i love his whole character. he is the villain ever. 

hypno is a corruption-marked spiral avatar with some stranger thrown in there for funsies! i feel like in the tma-verse he would start up as a spiral avatar given his whole magician schtick. the stranger comes from his illusion abilities and that one episode dedicated to the 80s fashion montages aka the best episode ever. 

and you can’t have hypno without warren stone!

warren is so fucking funny to me. the only person who ever remembers him is his boyfriend and we love him for that. i want to kick him into the sun. 

warren is a corruption-marked stranger avatar with some lonely sprinkled in there! i am entirely giving him stranger vibes because literally no one remembers him, but on a more serious note i feel like that really fucks with him sometimes (which is the lonely part). there’s no way it wasn’t jarring going from a renowned news reporter to fucking forgotten in like two seconds. even meat sweats is remembered for his cooking legacy. sounds like a certain rat person huh. (except instead of letting it get him depressed warren turned his bitterness into a weapon. good for him. gay people amirite)

speaking of meat sweats...

look at him. a lil guy. he will shout slurs at you and burn down your kitchen for daring to serve him toast that isn’t properly browned. 

meat sweats is a pretty obvious one. he’s a corruption-marked slaughter avatar that also gained his loyalty to the flesh following his mutation. meat sweats is another one i really like; his design is funky and i genuinely enjoy his abilities to twist his body and also absorb the abilities of others. 10/10 character design we should make more characters like gordon ramsey. 

repo!

ok real talk i fucking LOVE repo’s design. he’s my top three favorite villain design out of all of them. just look at him. what a guy. run him over on your way out. 

repo is one of those characters that gave me a bit of a hard time cause outside of his obvious corruption marking, i wasn’t too sure what would fit him well. i eventually settled on a corruption-marked hunt avatar who is eye aligned. repo’s constantly hunting down people who owe him money and he also always seems to know how owes him money and by when. a true businessman. (he is so gender i want his claws. its the fucking purple isn’t it god dAMN IT but also. i want to crouch. like a creachure.)

ghostbear!

honestly i don’t really care for ghostbear. his design and powers are cool and that’s kinda it for me. 

ghostbear is a corruption-marked spiral-aligned end avatar. he’s a ghost (obv) and i threw in the spiral cause i felt like it helped to explain his specific abilities with shifting in and out of corporeality (is that a word??). again, not much to say for him. i don’t really hate him, i just can’t bring myself to care about him. 

purple dragons!

i also don’t really care for the purple dragons. i found them pretty annoying and hard to like and like ghostbear, i just couldn’t bring myself to care about them.

i’m gonna give the purple dragons all the nomination of eye-marked web avatars. they’re super techy and i feel like they could  be really formidable foes (i’m pretty sure they’re in the older shows? i wouldn’t know i haven’t watched them but like. i don’t really care abt them so we’re moving on)

crabs!

not only did i forget that these guys have names but i also forgot they were in the fucking show KAJFHASKFJHDSKJF

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh they’re gonna be corruption-marked slaughter avatars. punchy punch go snip snip.

foot brute and foot lieutenant!

(they don’t have names?? they named the fucking crabs and not the main baddies of the show??? what the fuck they are so cool?????? also queer relationship goals if leos a baby gay and hypnowarren are old gays then these guys are like. the elder queers. anyway)

i fucking love these dudes!! i love their dynamic!!! they are so fun i love their daughter too!!!!! ok actual analysis time.

foot lieutenant is a spiral-marked web avatar with some desolation thrown in there. they’re also trying really hard to get slaughter marked. foot brute is the slaughter avatar foot lieutenant is trying to be and they also get some desolation in there. 

ok that’s it post over i’m going to bed. also, unrelated, did you guys know that todd is a part of the villains wiki. i thought that was fucking hilarious. 

[thesingersews]

So I accidentally embarrassed myself in conversation with a minor celebrity last night by emphatically declaring how much I hate books by his friend Brandon Sanderson.

Y'all it's not even that I think no one should like Brando Sando. I just think I wasted my time trying to get into books I don't vibe with.

[thekinglemingle]

Oh good lord. I haven't even started mistborn 7 yet and the next cosmere novel comes out in under a fortnight.

[heartbreak-sandwich]

I have been CORRUPTED by insane, gay, sexy thoughts of Robin today thanks to this fic, so hear me out - (NSFW incoming)

You, Robin, a strapless dildo, and a Hitachi wand because of course she has a treasure trove of toys to torture you with.

"Lay back. Relax -- or don't. You're cute when you're nervous," Robin drawls, biting her lip coquettishly.

You lay back slowly on the bed, keeping your gaze on her as she kneels in front of you, her strawberry blonde bangs dusting her dark eyelashes as she leans forward and pushes your skirt up, bunching it around your hips.

She palms at your clothed pussy through your nylons, rubbing up and down slowly, eliciting tiny gasps from you each time she presses her fingertips to your clit.

She smiles wider now and pulls a tote from under the bed. She reaches up and pushes down on your chest, forcing your back down against the bed and your eyes up to the ceiling.

"This part's a surprise. No peeking." She ghosts her fingers over your lips before you hear her rummaging around in the tote, the lid closing, and her sliding the entire box back under the bed.

You feel her touch between your legs again, but it's different this time. You hear the tearing of fabric as she rips a wide hole into your nylons and moves your panties to the side.

You gasp louder this time at the slick sliding of her velvet tongue through your folds. She lets out a soft laugh against you, her warm breath making the goosebumps on your skin stand at attention.

Robin loves you like this.

Her tongue feels so good, but it's almost not enough. You need more to bring you to that fiery edge you crave.

"Robin," you almost whisper.

She stops and looks up at you, scrunching her nose with a devilish grin.

"Always so desperate," she purrs before pressing a wet kiss to your clit and sucking it into her mouth. You moan loudly, letting your head fall back onto the bed as your hands find her soft hair, tangling your fingertips into her tresses and pulling gently.

You're surprised when the contact stops with a pop, and she stands up, grabbing her strapless dildo and sucking the short end into her mouth, her icy blue eyes keeping yours in a chokehold before she lets a long string of spit slide out onto the toy, not batting an eye when some drips languidly onto the floor. Resting one leg up on the bed, she pushes it inside of her until it sits perfectly in place.

She stares down at you and smirks.

"I need more of you," you whine as she picks up the thick wand, giving it a twirl before turning it on, the low buzzing sound making your walls clench in anticipation.

"Be careful what you wish for," she burns before pushing the wand hard against your clit, causing you to cry out and buck your hips.

"I'm gonna make you beg to cum on this cock." You feel the sweet, searing stretch of her dildo filling you up almost too quickly before she angles herself just right and rolls her hips into yours over and over again.

Robin's moans are louder than yours now as she fills you to the brim, bringing the head of the wand to rest exactly where you two are connected, turning the vibration up higher. She grinds her own clit against it so that each movement pushes harder into you everywhere.

Reaching up with both arms, you grab desperately at her perky tits, instantly finding her hardened nipples through her button down, and you pinch and twist just the way she likes it.

Robin's eyes brim with tears as she lets out choked up gasps, and her mouth falls open, her words barely decipherable through her bliss.

"I'm -- I'm cumming."

[queer-ragnelle]

I read some interviews with Witcher author Andrzej Sapkowski looking for any background on his final book in the series, The Lady of The Lake. In all the mythology he claims as inspiration, he never once cites Arthurian Legend despite that being like…integral to the ending. He’s also just a huge asshole. So. Nevermind. I won’t be posting any quotes from him.

[llycaons]

well according to the podcast apparently lan DOES have a two sentence conversation with a gay man in book 14 and isn't explicitly homophobic to him so uh sorry for the slander book lan I seem to have misremembered

[useless-prophet]

I’m going to die Brandon Sando did it again. Wrote ANOTHER secret novel. Just couldn’t help himself, huh. Couldn’t write one or two books a year like every other author does. Noo, had to bust out the writing-the-super-important-finale-to-the-first-half-of-my-magnum-opus-but-ooh-let’s-squeeze-another-one-in-there-shall-we?? Last year wasn’t enough, the flood gates have been opened and now they will never close

[kimetsu-no-yaiba-writings]

Maybe making a bento for the kamaboko squad?

Anon (´∀｀•) This was such a nice request to receive! It just instantly sent my head into fluffy territory and it was just a pleasure to write.

It also made me want to make a bento?

if you have any other requests like this one - or literally any other type of request - then please send it in because your more than welcome too <3

Making a Bento for the Kamaboko Squad!:

Tanjirou Kamado:

Ok, first off! Tanjirou would literally eat anything and everything you made him - seriously, head AND stomach of steel

Obviously if you took the time to make it all pretty and presentable he would look it in awe and eat it slowly to properly savoir the presentation and flavoring

Loves it when you pack him all the home cooked meals

He's happy with food that were left over from breakfast or dinner from yesterday - so long as its something you've made

Enjoys your Miso Yaki Onigiri with Honey Soy Chicken with a side of cherry tomatoes + sauteed cabbage

Anything yummy makes him happy - well... anything that you've put time and effort in is always gonna make him happy

Wouldn't say he has a big sweet tooth but he really can't turn down your desserts - especially if freshly made!

Particularly loves your Matcha Marble Pound Cake

If you ask him, Tanjirou will help you make your's and his bento's

Nezuko Kamado:

Nezuko loves your bento's

She loves the bright colours of the food that you use - it always makes her happy to see that you've added something into the rice to make it slightly pink

Nezuko also has a soft spot for sweet things so when you add extra Tamagoyaki (sweetened omelette) from breakfast to her bento it adds a little pep in her step

She really loves forward to the bento's you make during cherry blossom season cause everything is cherry blossomed themed - lots of cherry blossom themed desserts too! e.g. Cherry Blossom milk pudding

Oh! Enjoys abit of Sweet and Sour in her bento - specifically when you use the lefter overs from your sweet and sour chicken + vegetables with steamed rice

Sweet and Sour Chicken with Japanese Potato Salad and steamed rice with sesame seeds and umeboshi (pickled plum) + cherry tomatoes

Will absolutely help you make the bento's

Inosuke Hashibira:

He's still getting used to receiving a packed bento - Inosuke was really confused when you first gave him one

Doesn't see the point of all the pretty food shapes and colours to begin with but he does secretly enjoy it when you shape and do all that stuff with his food - it just helps prove that you love him cause your making him food and making it into things he likes

Cackles when he opens his bento up and there's onigiri shaped like boars + pigs

Will eat anything that's smothered in teriyaki sauce or tempure-d

Absolutely adores sweet potato pie and will eat an entire one to himself.... - its safe to say that you put at least a couple of slices in his bento when you make a pie to hold him off

To give him his vitamins in the form of fruits, other than berries, you usually pack him a Fruit Sandwich/Fruit Sando - a taste sweet dessert in sandwich form that consists of sweet milk bread, fresh whipped cream with strawberries, kiwi and orange - which you usually have to give him extra as he scoffs down the first one

don't ask him to help make the bento's.....he'll eat everything as your preparing them...

Zenitsu Agatsuma:

Absolutely sobs when you give him a bento.... actually that happens every single time you make him a bento

Enjoys literally all of your food

Will absolutely sob while eating it...

Really enjoy when you use ginger and honey in the foods

Has a softspot for your Ginger Pork Onigirazu

Although he really loves when you pack Nikujaga (Meat and Potato Stew) with Shirataki Noodles with a side of Miso eggplant in his bento

Loves all the desserts/sweet things that you pack him

Doesn't matter what type of dessert - cake,mochi, crepe, etc. - its going into his stomach

although if he had to pick a favourite, it would have to be your Warabi Mochi

You can ask him to help prepare the bento's but he will add more stuff than needed or add the wrong decorations and/or seasonings

[rae-pss]

Hello! can I ask you about the Bucciarati Gang with a character whose Stand can only copy other people's Stands. For example, if, when they got into the Gang, they would constantly carry a “therapy animal” with them, but in fact it is a Sando-user animal, and the character simply copies its abilities. the truth is revealed when, due to danger, the pet was convinced or died and the character had to use the Stands of the gang members. sorry if there are too many conditions here

masterlist

˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . this one took me quite a time, i didn't even know what to write specifically. wishing i understood it correctly (😭). i hope you like it, dear anon (<3). ˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . lowercase intended, i didn't specify the animal but the stand is called "the animals", 349 words.

the group never questioned your constant companion at all times of the day, even accepting that wherever you were, your pet would surely accompany you.

neither could they think much about how affectionate the animal was at times with them, simply accepting that as normal for the creature. little did they suspect the real reason behind this peculiar behavior was because, through direct touch, your stand could use its abilities.

which ended up ruining your plan to keep your ability a secret as much as possible when, during a tough battle, [the animals] left your side and ended up getting between narancia's legs, which led to the appearance of a second [aerosmith] through the skies.

that was not what you expected, neither you nor anyone else for a matter of fact; but there was nothing you could do, not when the small plane was already in flight and visible to everyone present.

there was no time to waste when the battle was so complicated.

it was not until once it was over, once some calm was felt in the atmosphere that the group went towards you in search of the long-awaited answers.

and, that was when you had to explain to them everything you once avoided sharing about your stand. an accumulation of information that you had hidden from their knowledge for all that time you were in the group.

in general, this lack of confidence on your part hurt everyone, to a greater or lesser extent.

that you distrusted it to such an extent was expected as it was painful for those who wore their hearts on their sleeves.

the event ended in a displacement, a kind of wall that separated others from you. one that was breaking as they accepted what happened and you asked for their forgiveness, at least from those who were most hurt.

after that bump in the road, everything returned to how it used to be. only now they understood why your companion was so affectionate in those moments. some even tease you by arguing why you might need their stands right away.