#sari mentioned

[starshadow8991]

Sapphire has her moments where she remembers too much, and after some repairs, she hides in a weighted blanket shell that Ratchet made for her. Bumblebee or Sari usually stays nearby just in case Sapphire needs company or snacks

[anghelcode]

fathers day brought with pain by yours truly

[felixdragonheartofficial]

TFA TEAM PRIME HUMAN REDESIGNS FINALLY

FUCK

+headcannons

Optimus: gotta stay focused

looks too old compared to his bot form.

I find it impossible for Optimus to be more than a million years old in this canon. In the least, he's older than 1000 years and since we have mfs that are canonically over 70 million years old(fagatron iykyk) compared to that, he feels like a dude in his early-to-mid-30's being the group parent.

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-I made him more youthful, gave him curly hair, and tailored his clothing to actually look like his bot form.

-workaholic

-on the cusp of barley being able to hold his liquor

-doesn't own a pair of pajamas until Sari gets some for him

-usually forgets to put them on, but appreciates the gesture

-stays active for like, 3 days until he can't fight off sleep with work brain anymore, and unceremoniously passes out on the couch to sleep for a full 24 hours

-ratchet sighs and puts a blanket over him as per routine

-frequently checks security feed

-elf on the shelf despiser

-early morning talks with jazz and ratchet over coffee (they all wake up at 6 am)

-half thrives on caffeine and a vigorous training protocol

-is a dog person, loves German shepherds to death

David sama, pls forgive me ily very much

Ratchet: to old for this nonsense

doesn't match his body type in the slightest.

Ratchet is really old, he's got a sallow face and a gramp gut, how dare they square him. He's wayyy too angular and peachy looking.

-I gave him his luscious curves back, adding all the equipment id expect a field medic to have because he is a field medic, not a regular doctor. I changed his facial proportions, and also made his face gaunt, for that dead inside PTSD look.

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-drinks his coffee black with brown sugar, literally drinks it piping hot

-is one of those old people who complains about noise

-confiscates bumblebee and Sari's toy cars, and puts them in a high up cabinet

-neither of them know how to bypass the child safety lock lmao

-casual clothes includes a lot- a l o t of plaid shirts, and 10 pairs of the same blue jeans

-tunes out bulkhead and prowls convos about birdwatching

-big fan of political satire dramas

-Sentinel doesn't approve

-Ratchet doesn't give a rats ass about what he thinks of course

Bumblebee: professional smart-ass

doesn't match his body type/age.

Bumblebees holoform is presented as a 10-12 year old child specifically for the fact that he's short, and the comedic relief. Total ass

I set his human age as 19-20 years old, making him more of a big brother to sari because that og model is disappointingly lackluster

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-Bumblebee is a scrappy wisecracking punk, like an adhd kid who just got roller skates for Christmas.

-since he doesn't have wheels, I feel like he'd wear skates instead to emulate the feeling

-terrible at watching where he's going cuz he's too busy trying to show off, so ratchet makes him wear all that padding + training wheels

-legit despises the padding and training wheels

-Jealous of Blurr for mastering roller blades lmao.

-his favorite games are choose your fighter and fps

-saw ONE ancient ass assassins creed playthrough and begged ratchet to install hidden tasers in his arm bands (was denied)

-Sari used her key to do it instead

-self appointed "rizzler"

-Optimus has zero idea of what that means and thinks it's code for something dubious

-Ratchet knows what it means and thinks it's silly

-"I' was something of a rizzler myself back in my day, kid"

-bumblebee cringes

-loves summer and swimming

-wants to be the fastest thing in the sea because y'know, it's bumblebee

-is spooked from the beach for awhile cuz he saw sharks in Prowls nature documentary

-there are infact, no sharks in lake Erie

Bulkhead: big guy, bigger heart

doesn't match his body type/aspirations.

Jesus fuck he's so wide?? And his belly migrated to his shoulders?? I'm gonna be honest, I really hate this design. I feel like it contributed to the "brute strength = stupid" take that most in the fandom associates with him.

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-Bulkhead is a SWEET. CARING. NERD YOU FOOLS. He's like the male version of a tall goth gf-

-a tall-nerdy-farm hand-physics bf, You got me fucked up.

-Its already shown that bulkhead really likes art in Addition to creating it. He hates being only seen as the "muscle" so it wouldn't make sense for him to lean into that.

-bunny slippers that him and sari made together(she provided the buttons)

-the slippers go missing sometimes (basically considered community property unless he's wearing them)

(ratchet and prowl are the main offenders)

-frequent art museum goer

-really likes watching cooking shows, but is too shy to make food himself

-Owns a ton of star maps

-Really wants a treehouse that he, bumblebee and sari can hang out in

-pillowfort enjoyer

-casually reads quantum physics at the beach

Prowl: draft dodger

Doesn't look like him at all.

Prowls holoform being a mustachioed,white, police officer was an actual jumpscare for 7 y/o me, I kid you not

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- I know this bitch would not wear a helmet (you can't force him to) que windswept hair

-Not as much as starscreams, for obvious reasons but yk

-prowl is like one of those "shoes are a prison for your feet"

-emo hipster

-has a pet cactus named "planty"

-bumblebee heckles him for it

-can and has brought his cactus with him on early evening motorcycle rides

-the helmet is reserved for his cactus, bring your own >:(

-salad consumer

-him and jazz share custody of the cactus

-repeat victim of the cat distribution system

-ratchet has probably spent hours telling him they can't keep any animals at base

-frequent midnight picnics with jazz

-and beachcombing

-and roaming around antique stores cuz jazz wants to know what vinyl records are

-got a mug with an attempted pink chibi cat with big round shiny eyes painted onto it, courtesy of bulkhead trying to find an artsyle

-cherishes this mug to death

-has a shrine dedicated to it

[yayasvalveplay]

https://www.tumblr.com/yayasvalveplay/779034918746456064/brainstorm-is-like-i-have-to-know-what-kind-of?source=share

Oh crap Megatron is NOT going to be happy when he wakes up lmao

Megatron:WHERE. ARE. THEY?

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Oh ya he is NOT happy walking up and the majority of his family gone. He still have a few of his kids, those that didn't side with Sari and Optimus, and sided with Megatron and the Decepticons more.

But Optimus was pregnant with their 16th child due at any point. And while he is a ruthless leader and did take OP and make him his concubine. He still cared for all his children, those who are born and those not born.

So to have Op just dissaper with his kids. He is pissed, and thinks there is a traitor among them. He suspects Starscream, but ya know he has his own autobot to worry about, why would he have time kidnapping his?

And then they find out that the DJD ship has been stolen. Only the DJD, Megatron and Sari had access to that ship.

[otaku553]

More reluctant king sabo au! I realized recently that this au is an excellent excuse for drawing sabo in pretty outfits that he would be absolutely miserable in :)

[ghostiepines]

Hey so like??? I just realized that if we consider most of the events shattered glass tfa going similar to canon, does that mean we would see an SG! Lockdown getting help from SG! Sentinel Prime???? Or vice versa???

[steamingstewchunks]

Btw I only share my digital stuff with y'all, I should share some traditional stuff, if only cuz I make most of my angst on a whim and easier in flashcards

This be lore

This be just a cUtie doodle of my favorite guys in the team babysitter au

The rest is OC stuff I ain't ready to share yet.

If you want a few explenationss for the comics feel free to ask! Currently nothing's set in stone for arcs 2 and three since I need to see how arc one ends for team babysitter, and the bulkhead and Sari comic was just them bonding in minimal lines.

All of these was finished in Spanish class ngl. Wasn't having good focus that day.

[iliterallydecepticanteven]

Oooh your Sari post makes sense! I had headcanoned that she has an open circulatory system since she is so small compared to an average Cybertronian and the metal we see when her arm gets clipped and its revealed shes technorganic doesnt have any blood in it so its like blood to metal to skin

Ooh interesting! That makes sense given the injury shown and we can assume she's never had any major medical emergency that would warrant a nurse trying to place an IV.

I would also propose that while her organs are more techno than organic, they've been modified such that she can convert organic matter in energy in the same way Cybertronians convert energon into energy. Which is why she needs to still eat food, but maybe in a much lower quantity than most humans. After all, she lived with Team Prime for most of season two, and they couldn't exactly go grocery shopping. She may have been taking in less food and just not noticed since her body has adapted to be really good at pulling every last calorie and nutrient from food.

[anghelcode]

ProwlBee

Bumblebee feeling lonely because he doesn't know if he has any family & has no one to return to back on Cybertron. His team as he bonds with them making him realize he has family thanks to his team on Earth/Team Optimus.

GOD YOURE SO RIGHT AGHHHHH bee growing up a loner and not feeling like he fits in ever (growing up as a neurodivergent kid am i right 😛) and thinking he wouldnt even fit in team prime either but oh how wrong he was! somehow stuck with them + crashing on earth and sari joining the team his life changed drastically and the team made sure to bond stronger to survive but uh oh they accidentally warmed up too much and boom!

bee was wrong onto being forever a loner too, because well! having a love of ur life counts as family too, right? no wait. prowl IS home to bumblebee! no need to go back to cybertron when you are laying next to your lover, cuddled up and just enjoying every minute of them being online. bonus if these 2 r also married

[floofyfungi]

Will any of the dragons celebrate any of the kids' birthdays?

In my Miracle AU, Cybertronians don't celebrate birthdays in a traditional sense. They can live for over 10,000 years (a ridiculous amount of time) so instead of celebrating their birthday every year, which would get repetitive, they celebrate every century.

Cybertronians would refer to the event as a hatchday rather than a birthday. The size of the celebration depends on the dragon. But generally a millennium marking birthday is a larger event than a normal birthday.

This blows Sari's mind when Bumblebee first tells her about it. Even Elves only live for 1,000 years. Bumblebee is over 2,000 and is just barely considered an adult. These dragons are ancient. They're older than kingdoms!

It will take the Autobots a little while to realise organics celebrate their birthdays every year. But once they do they're all for it. Bumblebee is going to be a hype machine! He'll make sure Sari has a great time.

[yayasvalveplay]

Fun Sea Creature Fact!: Great White’s are actually among the few sharks that are ovoviviparous. Meaning if Sari wasn’t so big she might’ve been born this way.

If she also didn't have siblings inside Optimus as she was growing, there is a possibility she could of hatched inside him and he could of given birth to her live. But that is not what happened.

Op is happy with just his one pup. She is full of energy even at such a young age. But she always swims back to him no matter how far she goes.

[ceciliathecabinwitch]

I think ramie is officially my favorite plant based fiber for spinning

Even after plying (bracelet, so 2-ply) it’s definitely one of the finest things I’ve ever spun and I wasn’t even trying that hard

The texture may seem a little sketchy at first but by the time it was all spun/plied/rested a little bit it’s very nice

And although I think I’d stick to wool if I was doing something like trance work, I found meditating while spinning this to be very pleasant (once you get into it a little bit) and I would definitely like to explore that more

[inquisimer]

finally finished my proper playthrough for my mahariel and I am in PAIN 😭😭😭

[steamingstewchunks]

Haha, sooooo, I finished the scary part to Optimus holding Sari for the first time... Here y'all go,

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63451924

I'm gonna be writing a lot of the mini fics with my own caretaking experiences, so if anything becomes hyper specific you'll know why.

[maganne-studies]

"My father said it looked very sad: a stairway in a field of ruin, going up to nowhere."

- The Woman Who Had Two Navels by NIck Joaquin

[anghelcode]

ProwlBee

They get visited by the cat distribution system

OH ABSOLUTELY prowl is too weak for cats so he ends up taking in many, in which bumblebee sees and starts taking interest in cats and how to raise them: asking prowl about cats, maybe even looking up certain documentaries (he cannot stand watching them but if its for prowl he will do it regardless), asking sari (since she is their human friend that knows it all about organics! /silly), he ends up being a cat dad to the kitties that keep getting dropped by

prowl is in 9th cloud about this, like very very happy AHAJZGKGDYSG

does team prime put up with this? absolutely! they r just silently complaining about amount of fur around the base and too many organics but they eventually warm up, important is that prowl and bumblebee feel like cat dads raising their kids together