#sasha barbie

[of-monsters-and-werewolves]

Gloria: So have you thought about what job you want to strive for?

Barbie: I don't want a job. The bourgeois gain capital through stealing the labour of the workers, and the proletariat need to seize the means of production to liberate the global working class from exploitation.

Gloria: ...

Gloria: Sasha, did you give Barbie your copy of the Communist Manifesto?!

Sasha: And I would do it again!!

[mrgottrobbie]

SO OBSESSED W BARBIE’S FAMILY

i just love them 💕

[unfioreapezzi]

[gooeyringtown]

[gen15gg]

i think barbie would LOVE hannah montana and go on to think miley and hannah are two diff ppl until gloria or sasha has to break the news to her or smt LMAO

[justabarbiegirl05]

Gloria: *looks at Barbie and starts breathing heavily*

Sasha: Mom are you ok?

Barbie: She does this every time! She'll pass out and be fine after! She says this is what best friends do!

Sasha: I'm moving out.

[trickostars]

being sasha's friend must be wild. you're an angsty emo middle schooler who is approached by a random woman dressed in a cowboy outfit and all bright pink who claims to be actual literal barbie and ur best friend fucking destroys her with facts and logic that you agree with because you're also an angsty emo middle schooler, then she gets taken away by a group of men in black vans and like a month later you go over to said friend's house and see the same woman sitting on her couch and she smiles so excitedly when she tells you she's going to the gynecologist. you ask your friend what she's doing here and apparently she started living with her not long after that. you ask her who she is.

"she's my mom's..... friend."

you fully believe that's her mom's girlfriend

[gabs10]

Come on! This just arrived in the mail, you guys know I just had to get it 🩷

[drewcrew24]

Gloria : Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Barbie : Okay, but in my defense, Sasha bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Gloria : That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

[infpfindspeace]

My hc for barbie is that she gets flustered easily and gloria likes to have fun with that

[sensutive]

[gaytoru]

another barbiegloria fic but it’s sasha-centered!!!

(we get protective mom BARBIE!)

(TW // USE OF H0M0PH0B1C LANGUAGE IN THE STORY!)

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[rhfffas]

mother, mother and daughter

they are a family 🥰🥰🥰

[gooeyringtown]

i’m so sorry for all these but i just think they’re so funny 😭

[deathbydran0]

Barbie: What are you doing?

Ken: Barbie, I have created an empire-

Sasha: -He's playing Animal Crossing and keeps calling everyone Ken.

[justabarbiegirl05]

Gloria's lockscreen