i think barbie would LOVE hannah montana and go on to think miley and hannah are two diff ppl until gloria or sasha has to break the news to her or smt LMAO
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Gloria: So have you thought about what job you want to strive for?
Barbie: I don't want a job. The bourgeois gain capital through stealing the labour of the workers, and the proletariat need to seize the means of production to liberate the global working class from exploitation.
Gloria: ...
Gloria: Sasha, did you give Barbie your copy of the Communist Manifesto?!
Sasha: And I would do it again!!
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barbie and gloria are the type of couple who are dating but neither barbie nor gloria knows about it
(sasha knows. gloria’s husband knows too)
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SO OBSESSED W BARBIE’S FAMILY
i just love them 💕
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My favorite thing about Barbie (2023 dir. Greta Gerwig) is that when Gloria decided to track down the beautiful woman she saw being taken away in unmarked black vehicles and liberate her from not only her employer but also the FBI, she had NO plan. She rolled up to Mattel's front door and had not thought it through beyond "find her."
No plan, just gay thoughts
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the G and B in LGBT stands for gloria and barbie
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Gloria: *yawns*
Barbie: *trying to flirt* I suppose being so pretty must be tiring...
Gloria: So you must be exhausted.
Barbie, blushing:
Gloria: ;)
Sasha: Oh really, guys? Really? RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD?
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