#save me polin save me

[caffeinated-by-daylight]

I have consumed a lot of Bridgerton content and Nicola Coughlan updates, I started having dreams about them. SOMEBODY COME GET ME AND BRING ME BACK TO EARTH

[merlinemryspendragon]

Because Cressida discovered my secret. And she demands £10,000 to keep it. Bridgerton 3.08 - “Into the Light”

[polinsated]

[colinpndragon]

Is there some secret you are not telling me?

[dearestgentlereaders]

the moment I hear colin call penelope ‘mrs. bridgerton’ it’s over for me. i’m not going to make it cause what do you mean polin will be happily married and domesticated for the rest of their lives. I love them so much they truly deserve the world

[thefabulousfab-3]

The only reason that Eloise isn’t running to tell Colin about LW as soon as they come in that door, is because of how much she loves Penelope and people still have the nerve to hate her.

[girllookingoutwindow]

Cressida tried, but she always knew. She wasn't suprise at all.

[spaceorphan18]

Top 5 inappropriate places/situations Pen & Colin have sex because they just can’t keep it in their breeches.

You know. I blame you for being this unhinged.

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Bridgerton House (Colin's old bedroom)

It's Gregory or Hyacinth's or someone's engagement party. And for the first time in ages, for nostalgic reasons, Colin ends up back in his old room. And Penelope follows him. And they have a chat that, for as long as she had known the family, she had never actually been in his room. And he ends up admitting about how he used to dream about her. And she wants to know what kind of dreams. And asks him to describe them to her. And she'll ask him if he used to touch himself thinking about her, because you know, they've been married for ten years now and she's bold like that. And then they get into what if they had figured their shit out at a younger age and end up fucking on the bed pretending to be virgins again.

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Featherington House (Drawing Room)

Everyone else is preoccupied else where for the time being. Idk, maybe Phillipa is giving birth to her fourth child and Dankworth and Finch are babysitting outside, idk. Or... maybe this is at night and everyone is asleep? Anyway, she's sitting where she always used to sit, starring out the window, and Colin comes into the room and finds her just breathtaking. And Penelope admits she used to think about him just coming in and rescuing her from this house. She'd watch from the window, and watch him, and dream. And of course, those are the magic words because then they're making out on the couch, and Colin's doing all sorts of things with his hands. And they're not even afraid of someone finding them, but Colin insists they try to stay quiet so not to wake anyone else up. And Pen, again because she is bold, says he'll have to find ways to keep her mouth busy. And he does. And they fuck on the couch still mostly clothed. The next morning they're in giggles when Prudence drapes herself over the place they came the previous night.

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The Library

The first public library in London opened in 1841. Yes, I looked it up. Yes, Pen and Colin would be in, like, their fifties. Yes, they fucked in it because books.

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Somewhere in India (Anthony and Kate's House)

Pen and Colin travel a lot (and why yes, they try to make it a point to fuck in every new country they're in) but this time they're spending time at the Bridgerton-Sharma residence (as Anthony spends half his time in India now). And Colin decides to fuck Pen very loudly in the guest room because the previous night, Anthony and Kate were being obnoxiously loud themselves, and Colin can be competitive and he'll sure as hell prove he can make his wife scream louder.

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A Carriage. Anywhere.

It's Pen's idea. Because we've already established she's bold like this. They're rich and have time and why not? And it starts out because Pen just has a thing for that pirate coat. And Colin let's slip one day that he has a thing for her LW hood. So Pen gets the idea that they should play pretend, and pretend to be strangers and he'll be in his old coat, and she'll have on her hood, and they'll be playful at whatever random event they're at and they'll end up in a carriage then fucking happens. All the fucking. In the carriage. All around London because they paid the driver to be discreet. And they don't even care who can hear them. Or if some passerby catches a glimpse. They don't care because they're too wrapped up in each other and being in love with each other to care at all. They do it to feel connection and love and safety and it's a little bit thrilling in a moving vehicle that's technically out in public in a society that would be so, so scandalized, but they don't fucking care. Because they have each other. And that's all that matters.

[somedayillbepeterpan]

The unfortunate thing is -- Colin learned from the best

Oceans Apart | S1e7

Into the Light | S3e8

[fallevs]

[grace-williams-xo]

They had to write out Simon bc he was the only man in the bridgerverse who could top a woman, in this essay I will

ALTHOUGH I’m kinda torn on Polin. On the one hand, I think they’re quite soft and romantic when it comes to sex and it’s very equal, but also sometimes Pen is like “rail me six ways to Sunday so I’m ashamed to go to church be a MAN”

[caffeinated-by-daylight]

"For God's sake, Penelope Featherington. Are you going to marry me or not?"

[plutonianplaything2]

bye i relate to penelope featherington in an awful way bc i also am the unnoticed hopeless romantic chubby girl and episode four of season three has me crying

[polinsated]

polin + dancing in the church + my favourite little details

[hiyyihrts]

I like to think that subconsciously penelope and colin are both saving their first kisses to be with the other while they’re doing the courtship game, but colin doesn’t understand why he’s doing that necessarily whereas pen knows she still likes him but wants to move on from him and his obliviousness, but they both still make conscious decisions to not give themselves away to someone else just on the off chance they could do it with one another instead despite knowing the chances are slim to none

[dearestgentlereaders]

it’s rumoured that pov by ariana grande is in part 2 for bridgerton, and if we get it for the mirror scene just know I will be passing away.